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toto? I believe it was one of her neighbors she's cat-sitting for
oh cat-sitting 🙂 got it. it would be good time to get her own cat 🙂
soooo this is apparently gonna be a thing 
every one since DS1 has one , they're all boardgames tho , this is a TRPG
yeah ik , there is a BB one and ER one too
yeah, so not that surprising that Nightreign is getting one then
nightreign does lend itself to it the best with preestablished player chars and what not , whats wierd to me is i dont think any of the previous ones did particulary well , so why do they keep doing it 
cause it sells well I'd imagine
Well yes but it also has the problem then of "if you want to make your own Nightfarer, you're out of luck"
Question can i use mage hand to grab something then use feline agility and dash all in the same turn?
I think RAW, yes
RAW in dnd terms mean Rules As Written

actually RAW is how I fucked your mom last night 
I cheated. Most people don't get to see a god killed until they are level 20.
<@&1415565266556813373> DND TOMORROW
There is a maraton happening in my city tomorrow idk if this will effect how fast i can get home but worst case i might be 45min late tomorrow
In 30min 
timezones 
at least i am free
<@&1415565266556813373> we'll start 30 mins later so Val can join
new time is <t:1777145400:t>
I'm first in the initiativ order as well 
<@&1415565266556813373> YOU ARE ALL LEVEL 7 NOW
LETS GOOO
@hollow plume can i take the path of the storm please
sorceror?
no from your campagin things
you can!
les gooo
you will just roll your hit die and I will write that in for how you get your new path ability
I have 92hp
whats the hit die for artificer?
1d8
so you either have alot more con than my +2 or rolled way better 
I have +3, and the tough feat
ah tough would do it
I actually rolled constitution score instead of constitution save in the fight by the way
I only added +3, instead of the +6 I should have for con saves

you made both saves anyways
i now have 34 HP

how are you so squishy val 
whats your con
i rolled a 1 and rerolled a 2
oof 
+0
yikes 
whats this path thingy btw?
I mean it's not that bad
a rogue at lv7 with +0 con has on average 38 health
not that much less
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IAva5P8j-28kdL_ly3jx1IzH-lenOH-JiiTAIsNm3u4/edit?tab=t.0
in justin's game there are "paths" you can take instead of your class features , i dropped the extra expertiese rogue gets at lvl 6 for the first level in path of the storm
GODBEASTS OF KAVINOR “God is real. And we are helpless before Him.” CONTENTS: Introduction The World The Godbeasts Azatite Additional systems INTRODUCTION Kavinor, greatest and oldest of all continents. Housed in the center of reality itself, where all life comes from, it was the single plane...
and when I say on average, I mean if you only picked the fixed "5+con" after every level
because i want the 3rd level at somepoint
i now got shadow blade for 2d8 psycich dmg and 4d6 sneak attack 
yep
you also get the best thing ever
evasion
you can half aoe damage
even if you fail the save
and if you pass the save
quarter it
actually
nvm
if you pass its just 0
not even quarter

M31 is intended to use the "booming blade" cantrip in tandem with her thunder gauntlets
since it basically means she scales her damage with level
the 1d8 damage my gauntlets do doesn't go up with level, but I do have 2 attacks
so in essence right now I can do a total of 2d8+int with my attack over two attacks
or, I can do 2d8+int in one attack with booming blade's effect added
and at certain levels it'll even increase

at lv11 I'd be doing 3d8+4 and after 17 I'd be a whopping 4d8+4
if we take it a step further- at lv12 I'm getting the "warcaster" feat, letting me cast spells instead of opportunity attacks
well, guess what booming blade is- up ! a spell

I'll be booming blading enemies trying to leave my range for 3d8+4, then an additional guaranteed 3d8 because they already chose to move, triggering booming blade

spark wont be optimized in the slightest because i am sticking with the bit 
yeah , i am making rouge worse by dipping into sorc but only taking bad sorc spells 
so per the rules of disintegrate, @crisp jackal's inventory is destroyed except for her magic items. Zowo will put the magic items in the chat shortly
we need to go buy some healing potions or something so we can heal each other next time 
Arcane focus, Spellbook, Spellcasting focus(Hiddukiel), Ruby of the warmage,
Scrolls
Lesser Restoration
Detect Poision
Protection from Poison
Gentle Repose
noted it all down, got it in M31's inventory
rip 145 gold
Also, it was an honor and a privilege to play for the Trevor Project, an amazing organization I am proud to support, and I encourage everyone who can to support them as well!
#comedy #jeopardy
Nisloppora / D&D will not be today.
My apologies.
We should probably have it biweekly.
I've gone over the scenario in brief and need to work out more things.

For cannon
Biweekly means every other week right?
That, or it means we say bi everyweek. Or maybe we are feeling bi every week>?
I feel bi every week once or twice or thrice when I see some of the pretty guys out there

took the images my players dropped me||(yea we use ai)|| and made a poster for the irl campaign i dm|| of couse its ai made ||
that's so cool ! I like the harpy lady, or what she is

yes she is a Harpy Monk 🙂
i couldn't get to New Zealand but i got a signature From the one and only Gods favourite princess Shadowheart. Thanks to a good friend!

there was no dnd tomorrow right?
yup, no dnd
what is dnd? is this some drg like lsd?
drg? lsd?
I presume drug and lsd(which is a psychedelic drug)
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#ironmous...
Also, since no dnd, im doing club events now that im a real teekkari (technology student)
Though that room is currenly very full of drunken monkeys
Ps3?
Where? I mean we do have one at the clubroom but
I miss D&D.
The Mei turret proves you are a tier 3 DM.
Tier 1 DM (Meh): That's a stupid and potentially game breaking idea. Sure.
Tier 2 DM (Better): That's a stupid and potentially game breaking idea. No.
Tier 3 DM (Best): That's a stupid and potentially game breaking idea. So yes, but there will be interesting consequences and caveats.
It's like that moment when you discover in Jade Empire that yes, the game won't stop you from save scumming to always win at gambling, but if you win too many times in a row your opponent will literally explode, since the god of chance has determined something is horribly wrong.
It's like when, rather than directly stopping witcher players from overharvesting cows, CDPR added the bovine defense force.
This is also a complaint I have about BG3: it used to be possible to ||fool Wyll's patron by having Karlach temporarily dead, but they patched out that 'bug.' But it wasn't a bug. I and several players came up with the workaround independently. It is exactly the normal player shenanigans a regular campaign could see. And the response in those situations would not be to make this route impossible, but for there to be consequences, like Karlach having to disguise herself all the time, or Wyll being sent after her again, etc.||
Is it not a ps3 under the tv?
That example is doubly funny when BG3 noticed that ||People did an evil playthrough with Minthara and wanted to have her still as as a good Tav, so they allowed knocking her out as a way to recruit her even if you didn't massacre the grove. Especially when she might talk to you and ask why did you knock her out aa opposed to killing the rest of the cultists||
Not under the tv no. But relatively close by
Not ps3?
||I'm still madge that you can't do a fully evil playthrough- you're forced back to "good" when you face off against ketheric, instead of them letting you join them fully
||
This is also similar to how the game demands that you treat the theiving children as innocent, and punishing them as a evil. Realistically, they would be a perfect litmus test for the extent to which your character was lawful versus chaotic, not good versus evil as the game wishes to pretend. If lawful, spooking the kids would be the appropriate response.
Hilariously, in one of my campaigns I failed to ||save the kid who went to the harpies, and brought his corpse back, and they treated me like it was my fault and they hadn't just sent the kid to die.||
Why didn't they send lone kids out to the owl bear while they were being stupid. Sheeeesh.
It is a ps3 but its not under the tv, perspective is fucking with it
Could we have a third comment thread to interpose between the ps3 one and the roleplay one to make things more interesting? Conversation braid!
On top of a VHS player
whats going on and why are we not talking about beta max
Ya know, both VHS and cassettes can store much more data than the CDs and DVDs that replaced them. The methods of storage used for them were just... dramatically more crude.
For audio cassettes, higher frequencies required a shallower channel to write, such that at higher frequencies it would have been possible to write a third and or fourth channel. Shingled writing (see mechanical hard drives) should have been possible for highest frequencies.
Higher frequency recording of the material should be possible as well as long as the wattage decreased according to the frequency. Regular ferrous oxide which was used for tape has the head passing about 1.5 million magnetic domains per second (assuming 1+7/8 inches per second and 30 nanometer domains).
The problem with hysteresis curves for regular tapes is the wattage your can get from high frequency drops off rapidly because there are literally fewer magnetic domains which can hold a field per each wavelength. So it's not that very high frequencies can't be recorded, they just require more sensitive retrieval.

i got the first pokemon movie on vhs
being a vhs i don't think i have the option to change the language so it's in norwegian
VHS writing signals in the megahertz and then an audio signal in the hertz is a perfect example of this. Given they could just write an audio signal ontop of or behind the video signal they were blatantly leaving unused wavelengths off the table. And that's not even considering that VHS was writing its data raw. Given the height and width of the chroma and luma channels (333x480 + 40x480 + 40x480) 6 bits of accuracy per channel (although it was usually more like 7) and 29.97 fps, VHS tapes were storing about 39 megabits per second, or about 4 times the datarate of a DVD
Hence my angst about how inefficiently the raw tape materials were used. I'm glad the formats were left behind. I'm sad we didn't still keep using the same materials, just writing and reading from them more efficiently
Anyhow. D&D. Tomorrow? <t:1777831200:R>
1 hour before our saturday sessions time right?
If that's a problem though, time's flexible.
is not just wanna make sure so i don't over sleep
You wake and realize that you are flying, except you aren't beating your wings. You look up and see you are wrapped in the talons of an Owlin. 

just ping me if i forget 🙂
@balmy badge @potent crypt @dark stream
I found some mini's for your characters. But if you want to make different ones, please do. I can upload anything pretty easily.
This site has a lot:
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The other crazy token place is:
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Oh fuck off I worked hours on your Owlin
we're using these kind of models 
just imagine this one without the hood

@burnt storm there we go

It's not just colors. You need to know your shapes too! 
still looks kinda angry
yee
all the owlin (that aren't dressed in heavy armour or robes)
look angy

they also have chesticles(owlin aren't mammals), but that's likely just because the site uses generic models for all their characters
I can overlook that
the red eyes dont help it , make them more light colored
I may be blind but even I know that's orange
the orange colour is intentional
technically I wouldn't mind a darker colour, since her forté is the dark hours
(nocturnal owls have dark eyes, diurnal owls have yellow or orange), but dark eyes on the mini models
looks off
nice 🙂
As large flying creatures both male and female models might seem to have breasts from a cursory glance, but any closer examination would prove these were massive pectorals.
You can see some of this musculature from the way the feathers grow on owls:

this one definitely doesn't look angy now, I think
Kiko was inspired partly by tulin- just owlin instead, of course
owlin also have actual wings on their back, instead of connected to their arms

I imagine she's holding her longbow with her talons instead of her hands while in mid-air, and using her whole body to stretch the string taut before firing with an audible "thwump" when the arrow is sent off

@burnt storm by the way- last time we got our weapons magically enhanced/blessed or whatever happened
is that just for my longbow, or did it include my shortswords?
If you asked Clara to enchant them, they are now +1.
right it was the clara thing, then I didn't

her shortswords are basically just a backup means for when the battle is in close quarters anyway
also, why have I never heard of this spell before?
found it when looking through spells for Kiko last time when we hit lv2
hail of thorns is so good 
Hail of thorns and bard's cutting words are the two easiest ways to cause a post-roll failure.
I don't know if there are others, but those two you can get at fairly low levels.
do we start and where?
In other general, as of now
@craggy pelican WWN gang we can run content with Jeannie
There is a WWm thread in discussions
remember to actually let her play the game and enjoy herself
It's not really a traditional mmo that we can swarm her in unless she starts letting a ton of ppl into her world , most mmo stuff is level locked shell have a handle on the game by then
just saying
That mirror never hurt anyone!
Just because things slow down in its vicinity and it tries to pull things in doesn't mean it doesn't have a wife and kids. 
as a player, I was immediately thinking it'd be one of those warp mirrors cannon used
that'd send one player into a closed room with no escape

Flashbacks to Swtor
flashbacks to basically any MMO she's played
I legit think the only MMO she could play that she wouldn't get a bunch of free stuff would be like D&DOnline
Was before my time
or some other old shit like that
tldr the people that main the game always spam her with free items and run around with their max lv characters
hoping she chooses to do the "solo play" stuff while she does things, and then maybe go online or invites others and such for particular content for the engagement part of it
I want to see her enjoy a lot of what the game has to offer by exploring herself

yeah, that's my point
I think the genuine experience of the game gets ruined basically every time because people just gift her gear and money every time
in solo play, she can't even see other people- that's the part peepos call it "not and mmo" for
but it's basically just an mmo, with an "offline" feature
In SWTOR I ran around with her for a day, but then left. It felt wrong. Sorry if I did the wrong thing.
I don't fault people wanting to play with her
It felt kind of OP. But I did make a new char for it
nono, it's only natural people wants to play with her
but some select people make it about how much they can give her in game
it assaulted me and my beauty!
actually, it complimented it- it slowed you down so that you would stay

im not in to a long term relationships.
i think theres 3 versions of star wars 4. the original the updated and the FANS restored one(which is the BEST version) it was called Harmy’s Despecialized Edition. and they did str wars 5 and 6 i think . also theres Project 4K77 the scanned 35mm film. its 1 to one to the original theatrical version that people saw in cinemas. man i found so many rare versions. even a vhs version that was used in soviet cinemas in 1977. the quality is insanely bad.
if someone wants the project 4k77 can share but its 75gb 🙂
<@&1415565266556813373> does anyone happen to have notes from the Maltor sessions i need those for the recap
i need to rmb when did Liger catch the druid posing as a seagull

cuz it was either when you guys first caught the leonin, or afterwards when you intercepted the second package
it was either right before or after meeting the tiefling woman with the fireball we chased him from the harbor into a tower
a belltower i think 
I can check my desktop when i wake up in the afternoon
not sure but i think M31 was with us at the time and had used spider climb to climb up
i used my claws
marie was also there
were we all in the tower 
oh no M31 was standing guard at the bottm with yaromir cuz no good at talking
had that funny little Nat 1 performance for the guards
aizo seem good at remembering stuff maybe she remembers better
i think i remember us scouting the docs when either me or my owl spotter the sus seagul and gave chase
THAT i remember
because you guys had gone to give the package to the other contact
and then Sparks Marie Elara ran to break the leonin outta jail
it was me, sparks and M31 who broke the leonian out 
i used my control flame to help keep us hidden
ohhh right so that was another thing entirely
<@&1415565266556813373> DND IS SATURDAY
i will be late every session this month >.<
cuz of holidays i work every saturday
i might not be able to show up for next week , this one should be fine tho
Can you get back to us by Friday? If you can't make it then we'll reschedule
Yep I'll know by then for sure
@craggy pelican are you making it tmrw
yeh tmr was never in doubt , the problem is next week and the one after it LUL
i will be 30min late as per usual >.<
One of our main tunnels around the city is closed so worst case i think i could be 45min late
But that tunnel is usualy closed at night sometime right before my shift ends so it might not make a difference
Well thankfully, I don't have combat planned tonight
spark attacks the giant lightning automaton thing 
If im coming in to listen, im probably not taking any notes today even if it would be benefiial for yall
Hope someone else can take the torch
Just doing my character level up anyone able to jump on and help me out?
k
Sry - don't want to intrude. Let me know when we gamin.
...oh
we'll start when parb gets in
parb is in
i meant val
Val is in
@craggy pelican STOIP PLAYYING WWM AND GET IN HERE
.

i'm excited for when i get to try my new toy
wanna see how effective shadow blade can be

also realised lv.7 is my biggest gain for spells and such
doubled my spell slots
will get one 2nd level spell slot at lv.10
atleast i get another spell known next level 
lv.8 is one of the few times i can learn a spell from any school and not just enchantment or illusion
feels like a waste not to take advantage of it
i want invisiblity but i could get that at lv.9 instead
get a smite
so you can do stupid damage with smite + shadowblade + sneak attack
M31 has the invisibility spell


You can even stack booming blade too 
yup
So that's like 2d6 thundering smite + 2d8 shadowblade + 3d6 sneak attack + 1d8 booming blade and if you crit double all that 
current plan is shadowblade+ booming blade+ sneak attack
only the paladin's "divine smite" can be automatically used on a hit without having to be used beforehand
the other smites has to be pre cast before hand, and if he also wants to use booming blade, he cannot
Maybe branding smite would be even better to diversify damage options
spell has to be wizard
Yes he can booming blade is a cantrip smites are leveled and all bonus actions
Oh nvm then
shadow blade is also concentration, and so are all smites

true
would still have to be precast though, before booming blade
Yep , but the concentration conflict ruins it
Unless
Justin gives val the item that let's you concentrate on 2 spells 
i can use both shadowblade and booming blade this i know 
if he wants to sneak attack..

Imagine needing advantage to sneak attack , swashbuckler for life
i can do psycich dmg 
the rogue I'm interested in is the "Misfortune bringer" from grim hollow
they literally have an "evil eye" they can "curse mark" enemies with
which they can then trigger various "unlucky" effects with
melf's acid arrow

I considered making a black furred tabaxi(black cat
) misfortune bringer rogue
what wrong with being a black tabaxi
i read wrong
i read bland not black

mind spike
especially fun you can make enemies fall, fall asleep, become scared, be blinded, make their attacks miss, or even increase damage as a reaction when the marked enemy is hit
to name a few fun ones
my idea for a backstory for it was something like peepos around my character always being unlucky, and peepos beginning to shun my character because of it, but eventually I learned to control and direct this "unluckiness"


the beginning parts where peepos shun me, is why I become a rogue
sounds interesting
a creature marked by the evil eye, I also don't need advantage against to sneak attack
though I can't have disadvantage
would be fun to play

of the grim hollow classes, I'm interested in:
- primal spirit barbarian
- eldritch domain cleric
- inquisition cleric
- way of pride monk
- misfortune bringer rogue
- parasite warlock

MURAL RECAP:
The cave is split into three murals, in an order from oldest to newest in some kind of story:
- Two beings, a lizard with horns, "Anu," and a giant monster with six eyes, "Ahriman the Eldest," fight. The monster rises from an inky ocean of black while the lizard's blood falls into the soil and crystalizes.
- Four different locations are depicted filled with life and creatures in harmony. The sky is dotted with floating islands and cities, in Celestial this place is called Lemuria. The Underdark is labeled Arcadia in Undercommon, and forests are called Feylingard in Sylvan. The sea is described in Deep Speech as "Marinus".
- A figure known as the First Murderer, surrounded by the symbols of other current gods, is shown wielding a black sword and the head of a dragon with a sun halo (Solarion). A bird, kraken and dragon turtle are sent hurling down to earth while a purple worm and a tree with an elven face rise up from the ground. Five names are depicted: "Kalu, Narga, Amarogg, Ursa, Leithurn"
current ones i'm interested in are: primal spirit barbarian, circle of mutation druid, green reaper ranger (maybe), misfortune bringer rogue, haunted sorceror, first vampire warlock
already made primal spirit and first vampire chars 
most interested in making a haunted sorceror
concidering i have 4 spell slots and spells aren't suposed to be my main thing i want to find a spell that has a lasting effect or is other wise usefull
not just a 1 time attack spell 
mind spike is a lasting effect and seems good but only 1 target so good for bosses
feather falling 
i don't expect us to fall much
air bubble
a very specific use case if we end up going under water
or maybe gas
darkness
but i can't see 
only marie can
oh a spell sparks would love
dragons breath
would let him breath lighting
Rime's binding ice
for sticky situations
i can't have 2 concentrations active at once yes?
can only concentrate on one thing

need a spell that doesn't interfere with my shadowblade 
i like melf's acid arrow but it's a 1 time use
bad for me with few spell slots
mind spike is concentration so now less appealing
a lot of the appeal for arcane trickster rogues is illusions and distance control
or stuff that tricks others into things, if that helps
scorching ray is also 1 time use but hits 3 targets 
yeah just looking for spells not of illusion or enchantment cuz lv.8 and lv.14 are probably the only times i'll get to chose spells from any school and not just illusion or enchantment
just as a brief scenario for example, I imagine a trickster rogue basically charming a person and making the person basially hand over their items to you
so wanna see what i can get
shatter 
spray of cards 
can blind them
i think spray of cards or rime's binding ice is my top picks from the list of second level spells
gonna check if i find any from 1st level
how I imagine arcane trickster:
you've found your target, a corrupt merchant named Gert. you're crouched high above him, hidden in the shadows of the rafters.
Gert is fidgeting with the blood money he's accumulated as he so often does, money-happy as he is
suddenly the lamp behind him turns off(your invisible mage-hand), he turns his head, but nothing is there but the now dark lamp
"dang lamp's broken.." Gert thinks to himself(as you drop down silently and position yourself slightly closer, still hidden
a shadow flickers at the corner of his eye near the door(you cast minor illusion), startling the now nervous merchant, "who's there?!" he demands loudly, he could have sworn he was alone.. but as he move to check the door, he feels a sudden and sharp pain in his neck, as you reappear from the shadows behind him, with your dagger deep in his neck..

i can currently do all this 
tho instead of minor illusion i could just use my mage hand again to make something fall over
and i could use my shadowblade to "stab" him from range by throwing it
i imagine psycich dmg maybe causes some fear as it strikes the victim
yee
that's how I see arcane trickster doing things
and then charming peepos after or before stealing so they can't rat you out or what not
nah they won't even see me in the first place 
use invisibility and my invisible mage hand
can't see the hand and can't see the caster
and i got a +10 to slight of hand 
other then invisibility i think i want either Rime's binding ice or spray of cards 
one binds them and reduces movement to 0
the other blinds them
binding ice is a panic spell for if to many enemies get close to me
spray of cards is an aoe debuff
also neither of them is concentration so won't take my shadowblade from me
i don't learn a new spell at lv.9 
might have to go invisibilty after all
seems a shame not to get something from a different school but i can't wait that long to get it
wait
why did i write that i wanted antagonize at lv.10
i can't even get it
need to wait for lv.13 to get it

then i could get one of the other spells at 8th level and invisibility at 10th
but do i wanna wait that long 
invisibility has alot of uses outside of combat as well
decisions decisions
ability score improvement or feat 
does the eldritch adapt feat let me ignore the prerequisite requierment for the thing i pick?
like book of ancient secrets, prerequisite: pact of the tome feature
no
figured

<@&1415565266556813373> the lore behind the three murals is here
gift of chromatic dragon can the infusion be applied to my shadowblade?
shadowblade does psycich dmg but infusion adds acid, cold, fire, lighting or poison
if it can be infused does it add it or over write it 
gift of the metalic dragon 
i could heal 
should add onto shadow blade no issues
metalic dragon is very tempting
we need some heals 
lucky
shadow touched 
i get invisibilty and a 1st lv. spell from either illusion or necromancy
only spell from illusion i'd want i already have which is disguise self
necromancy i could use all 4 tho cause fear doesn't seem good for me
false life, inflict wounds and ray of sickness
getting to cast them for free is also nice
i think ray of sickness seems best
if i'm close enough to use inflict wounds i'd rather use shadow blade with booming blade
false life doesn't seem that usefull cuz i'm not suposed to get hit 
so a free 1 time snipe with ray of sickness
a free ranged attack spell
but a got a bow and sneak attack 
could sneak attack be applied to ray of sickness?
oh speaking of my bow
sharpshooter 
so for lv.8 my current options are dex 20, metalic dragon feat or shadow touched feat
metalic dragon lets me heal and protect allies
shadow touched gives me invisibility and ray of sickness both i can cast for free once per long rest
and also lets me pick a different spell for my level up
i got plenty of dmg so dex 20 seems the least appealing
spell thief seems fun 
would i only be able to steal spells of levels i can cast or can i steal any spell?

i think i can negate any spell but can only steal spells of a level i can cast
which at lv.17 means 3rd level 
i wanna make a rogue with a focus on like performance?
putting on an act, disquise
doing silly tricks
perhaps another arcane trickster would be good for this as well 
idea is i wanna make a char who's name is a pun and he's a thief who used to be a jester in a royal court
name is Robert Dingle
so that when he steals he can leave behind a note saying Rob.D
my name is Robert Dingle and you've been Rob.D (robbed)
he also got a weird obsession with collecting the soles of shoes
soulknife rogue 
Aww man. Elara wouldve loved all this 🫠
And as discussed btw, recaps are going to be put on hold for now once Ch 4 is done. My mother's been diagnosed with cancer so I'm stepping back to help her best I can, but rest assured the campaign will still continue 😄

I send my best wishes that you and your mother will get through this without issue (ó﹏ò。)
as said , if you need to step back from the sessions entirely thats fine too 
In the contrary, y'all are halfway done with the campaign
Oh no, we have only one more year
it would have been 25%
but
since I've had to throw out the maltor plotline we're gonna have to make some changes 
so what you're saying is, we did a speedrun skip
i hereby coin the term "maltor skip" lol
When the players accidentally ruin the entire D&D campaign
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Wdym skipped
maybe if you dumbasses hadn't committed war cimes and had to leave 
Not my fault btw
you were there, you didn't stop it
no one did 
M31 did her best to 
If I remember right Val initiated most of them

There was like. An entire mini-dungeon, two zones, an encounter and two characters that would have joined your crew ...
Nope I'll just have to make do
https://youtube.com/shorts/n6K3gygCiIc?si=wpUzvOm8nFPNDEZ7
If I ever dm a game expect shit like this to happen 
i use alot of 3 goblins in a coat and a hat
p,s, why no notification that stream is live?
last notification in stream channel is of may 10 for me
yea i dont sit on twitch 24/7 
u won't have to if u turn on the notifications for the app
app i dont have twitch on phone.
to small of a screen to watch
those look exteremly painful to step on 
these are kinda mid
kinda agree
they feel nice tho
2 books for basically the Norse section of the world
Saga book is basically a module
the other one is a campaign setting guide
a setting inside of a setting? lol
the normal campaign setting was the southern lands
this is the north
Box inside of a box inside of a box
we heard you like boxes so we put a box in your box so you can box while you box
And in that box is a bunch of books 
that book to the right seems like it'll curse you the second you opent it 
well I'm about to find out
and thats how cannon became a warlock
omg new book smell
it's a player's journal
character sheets and a bunch of space for notes
Gm screen
ANOTHER BOX
short adventures and battle maps
bruh did they send you a shipping container? 
do you not see the size of the box in the first pic XD
there was nothing to scale off it
let me get a banana

might do some of the short adventures when I'm done with uni for the year
lv3 campaigns for 5-6 players
june? or do you finish later
beginning of June
yep , standard time
well that felt like Christmas 
christmas in the strictly better season of spring
and now I can delete the 40 or so emails I've had about it since I backed it
is stream f? all i see is this refresh doesnt help. and no matter how many times i ask in chat i get ignored.
f it i give up. its dead for me.
I haven't experienced much issues except a few brief connection issues
if it doesn't work for you, it might be a cache or browser related thing

i still see this . weirdest thing i opened lilypichu - fine, quaterjade - fine. i get back to jeannie and i see the same stuck frame and buffering.
yeah I'm not good with tech, but cache and browser related issues are often the cause of weird things like this
it would have affected all other streams
i see same thing in other browsers
jeannie stream hates me.

I think it may be irregular I frame intervals. Effectively the difference between different types of camera, or cameras on limited versus full power.
Twitch likes OBS, which sends I frames... what... every 4 seconds I think.
<@&1415565266556813373> it will be a coin toss the next few weeks as we all know owing to drake spending time with his family. But just so we're all aware of what's to come, the next few sessions will wrap up the Frozen Peaks arc and give some more macro info on how this stuff ties into the wider smuggling conspiracy you've all been investigating.
In addition, we all know that Elara died. Zowo and I have contingencies in place but just know that all will be accounted for
our wizard 
https://youtube.com/shorts/ugxhXci0W_Y?si=PFlf2aPp3zLABFUZ
Crowd funded warlock sounds like a hilarious subclass to play 
#dnd #funny #fantasy
i would
without a doubt
i fucking hate my siblings

An AI bard: it's like a bard with extra but weaker inspiration which can hallucinate
Can take heat damage to act faster
<@&1415565266556813373> we are go for tmr btw

WOOOOO
<@&1415565266556813373> D&D tomorrow is a go! Unfortunately owing to how tight the window for confirmation was, Owlbear will not be set up in time for us 
Sorry 
Improv

Thats disgusting
ty
im probs gonna be like 30-45 mind late today sry
First we cast expeditiuos retreat on the shadow monk, and the ranger uses action surge
But seriously, we did something like this first campaign. The wizard and I cast expeditious retreat and longstrider on our shadow monk to mess with the DM, who loved maps.
When we hit level 10 his movement was:
Base movement of 50, +10 longstrider
x2 when using action to dash.
x3 when also using shadow step or expeditious retreat.
Result: 180 feet per round.
The monk could run past the edge of the map almost immediately.
make him a tabaxi:

He was a half-orc. He was always impeccably dressed in a suit and top hat. He picked up grappler first. Then mage slayer. We began as detectives in a city, and the grappler feat made it easy for him to defenestrate people.
Of course, he went out the window too, but he was a monk. We explained his monkish lack of fall damage as him using his opponent's body to cushion the blow as they struck the cobblestones.
I'm 30min late by default it seems

I love being able to move really far 
Forgot how but i think i could get 180ft somehow
I got 30 speed+dash+feline agility 
Thats 120
30 more from misty step 
150
Wait i can't dash as an action and bonus action can i?
yes you can
<@&1415565266556813373> we'll settle for 8:30 GMT so all the latecomers can arrive and not miss anything
<t:1778959800:t> timestamp in your timezone
yes
So thats how i get 180ft of movement from feline agility
Also got a bit delayed cuz busy day but leaving work now 
updated
hehehe
can yall tell i love writing this lich 
I feel almost bad we'll have to thoroughly murderize it.
yes
how much damage would eating a phylactary do? 
cuz when we find that bastard's real phylactary i am eating it 
he reminds me a lot of "bwonsamdi"

i forgot but i think it could be trapped or have the lich react with a number of deadly spells
which lucky for us doesn't include power word kill
@plush thicket ever done a lovecraft dnd campaign? I know they exist, though I haven't done any myself either
pretty sure it's a lot of investigative stuff though
nah
I would like to try the actual call of cuthulu rpg at some point
but you know
add it to the list

I will have to push D&D back to <t:1779044400:R>. I have to sing at another event.
so 1 hour later 
How was the session?
I forgot to come listen in
If justin has any notes can u send em so i know whats going on cD
not bad, bssically they came back to Hammerhal to talk things over
Reno offered to reincarnate Elara if they killed the Dracolich for good since M31 found a lock of her hair in her spellbook
Some of the other villages have been destroyed because the dracolich has gotten very aggressive and on the warpath

the party tried to shore up defenses, help the refugees, Sparks convinved Reno to hear the constructs out
Huge discussion on "do we tell them about the Hammer of Aquilon"
Whats that
:monkaS:

Yaromir heard from Krom that a mafia purge occured in Maltor, there were in fact smoke people pretending to be mafia and they blew up the royal palace as a failsafe so the League is now zooming to Maltor and lock down the nation
that's the ship yall been trying to stop from the smuggling ring

Liger used comprehend languasges and found the names of the "old gods"
And finally the LICH showed up and said "Hey here's the address to the other liches, I want them gone and I'll leave hammerhal alone. If you find the Hand of Vecna I want it"
"Also I told the Dracolich who has its soul gem because you killed its mate and now it has nothing to lose so BYEEEE"
hey the lich said he wouldnt interfere with hammerhal
Yeah but now it sounds like we have to kill more than 1 lich and a dracolich on top
it's the mugling ship we followed the trail of in maltor
people just shed hair could be that 
luckily not at the same time
next time it's only the dracolich
we can chose to go to find and kill the other liches
we shall do our best to kill it so we can get our wizard back 
and i really need to give the soul gem to yaromir or M31 before the dracolich kills me
<@&1415565266556813373> there will be no D&D until <t:1780167600:s> as i will have to plan extensively for the dracolich fight
I'm gonna be in Europe that week Justin
aren't u already 
I'll be back before the next session
then we'll have to hold off until say, June
Who said im still a wizard?
we are bringing back elara no?
Ahh fuck, thats the day my brother graduates so if im needed im not sure if i can make it
u just change class upon rivival?
Who knows
Bullshit
You aint an alcoholic
Though now that i say that ive not drank anything in 5 weeks
Surprising
perhaps, but it's very common for wizards to be oddballs
i think our wizards quirk was wanting to seduce or sleep with people
one of her parents must have been a bard
a...parently
Technically you alreaey are in Europe
majora 

but if u do change ur mind there is a campaign every other sunday 
intended to be a one shot? so short
maybe
While i did not write it in tje backstory, one of the older relatives of elara may have been something of an entertainer via multiple instruments
?
the campaign currently seem to have a timeloop thing going on atleast we have been sendt back in time once
I don't know when I'm home toeay, I got nightshift due to an emergency
everything okay?
Not likely, cuz the biggest thing they gotta do right now is
When does Par typically start the campaign?
We have Aizo missing. I'm going to pause until next week if that's okay.
My voice is also shot.
My apologies
she hasnt talked at all since then , i hope shes okay 
i think shes fine just work
I just hope she can get some sleep
she works in health so emergencies there probably isn't uncommon
given the nature of her work that could be dangreous itself
could simply be people were sick and they got far to short staffed
anyway for me aizo and parb it atleast means shorter time period of no dnd cuz we get to play next week while the rest of u have to wait untill june 
@plush thicket bro's him
he do have the right amount of smug
best non space marine imperium char and its not even close
whos better then?
i dont think i came across either of them yet in my listenings
with how many books there are its entirely possible that i missed them
especially since i watch short form
das alot of books

not all of the books are good
but they're generally pretty solid
btw
dude on the top left
he broke competitive 40k for a week
a week? did he cause a emergency banlist/fix 
yes
love it when that happens 
so in the books, he's called "try again" Bragg
because he has shit aim
so the mini had a rule that said "when this model misses with his autocannon, you may make another attack"
BUT
they also gave him grenades
so you shoot with the grenade, and would you look at that, he missed with his autocannon
so he shot again, with his grenades
ect

gotta love unintened usecase like this destorying games for a week then the devs going wtf and fixing it
did it ever happen in magic? must have
yugioh had several emergency banlists 
he looks totally incospicous , i wonder what happened lol
just cheap removal? lame , in yugioh its often stupid combo peices that enable near FTKs 
or literal FTKs sometimes 
yeah this is more the bullshit i like
Oko is an example of instant bans
Hogaak is an example of just a flat out OP card
remember that mtg has more formats then just commander tho
Oko was banned in standard and modern I think
because he was OP in those formats specifically
this bad boy was legal for exactly one week in yugioh
, to save you reading the text he basically puts 3 dragons from your deck to the grave and makes your opponent exile 3 cards from thier deck in a format where the best deck already was a deck that had a bunch of dragons that summoned themselves out of grave , he also randomly is a 4k body that gets to hit twice , it was so byeond busted that it got printed , there was a tournament the next weekend , then they banned it right after 
I want to make a deck around this one: https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/d/4dc2d415-fdf7-4f2d-95d0-a793ffc26491.jpg?1726596878
I mean warhammer literally had to errata basically an entire army BEFORE IT CAME OUT
that happened in yugioh too
there was a card that got errated while it was mid release cycle
i played against this thing b4 , it felt underwhelming
preorders got sold, creators had it in advance
erattad before the preorders shipped
i think the yugioh one is funnier , some boxes shipped , then litearlly they realized they forgot a word on the card making it entirely busted , then they errated it mid release cycle of the boxes 
it says you can activate one trap the turn it was set
it didnt say one it said traps in general
and there is a shit ton of traps that draw a bunch of cards
so you just played this and drew exodia 
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I mean D&D wasn't gonna happen this weekend I didn't need another reason
so the campgain is delayed indefinently? 
DM lost in the 40k mines 
I just saw that trailer on iddqd stream xD
epic as shit
and i dont even play the game
imagine loosing to warhammer. SHAME SHAME SHAME!
local dm missing after spending 5 straight days playing Mechanicus 2
Is this too much xD
?
Im playin ow and an mmorpg at the same time
Also jus trealized that i had put this in the wrong chat
So thats what having a high ac is like 
@outer field @potent crypt @balmy badge @dark stream We can D&D Sunday if you folks are up for it. Or we can stick to the schedule and do next Sunday.
I'm good with either or @burnt storm
<@&1415565266556813373> Need to check for May 30th, <t:1779562800:t>. Are we all availiable? React with 
@crisp jackal you will not be needed this time around
Wasn't cannon away that week?
I to am fine with either 
Ahh fuck, i gotta do some checks then
I should be able to but possibly not. Ill know for sure early next week
i couldn dm today irl so i need some dnd fast 🙂
Cannon has told me he'll make it
<t:1779649200:R>
D&D / Nisloppora
im already ready 🙂
@burnt storm5-10 min will be late
it was all a dream!!!!!
If you had fought Dobson, Bobson, Robson, and Bert, you might have bear-ly survived
they were bear-ly even bears
ill make one of them my bearbuddy!
I'm glad we got another fighting type character with us now, though
we have our two utility caster peepos, and now we have a tin man too

Hopefully you'll get to find out why the advantage and disadvantage was happening soon. :)
having a light crossbow i can now attack a little more as well 

i imagine them as small crossbows u can hold with 1 hand
I imagine ruum being clad in full armour, I probably cannot carry him, like I did frog
I'm not physically strong after all
and birds aren't meant to carry a whole lot of weight
will just have to give him cover from the air 
now remembering i can use my channel devinity i can use that at the start of every battle as well 
this is what I imagine my arrows do to people it kills

thunk pinned to the ground
i imagine something simular but more violent
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the gloomstalker darkness thing
conveniently at 3rd level i get see invisibility so i can still see u 

i'm most excited to get the moonbeam spell
i imagine something like this but coming straight down
this is the other thing I get at lv3 with the gloomstalker subclass
I get an additional attack on the first turn of combat, and the extra attack does an additional 1d8 damage(stacks with lv5 extra attack)
also, my initiative then, becomes +12

from the +3 wisdom

you know about the fight a day in advance 
i forget about it but i have vigilant blessing so i get advantage on initiative rolls or i can give it to someone else
yeah twilight cleric is agreeably supposed to be the strongest cleric subclass
certainly feels strong
not specifically at healing, since that's life's specialty
but your channel divinity skill is incredibly strong
indeed
There are other clerics which are better, but only for specific situations
also can i just give them temp hit points or do they have to agree?
yee
Tempest cleric when there's already cloud cover.
Grave cleric versus mobs.
Etc.
what it does it, when an ally ends their turn within 30ft of you
you can remove charm or frightened on them, or give them hit points
there's no agreeing
ah i see
offense-wise for sure, tempest cleric is fun

also looking at the steps of night feat
since i already have a flying speed equal to my walking speed does it double my fly speed?
it doesn't say that it does so just wondering if it becomes useless to me
yeah it'd essentially do nothing for you, but would be a replacement if your wings are tied
i see
makes me think of the anime where fairies are kept as slaves by taking one of their wings cuz their wings are essentialy their hearts and breaking them kills them

? never heard of that
Kiko grew up in a hunter tribe of owlin that would hunt and gather to survive
but due to reasons she had to leave, and now has to adapt to society, but has done some
hunting and tracking for villages she could find temporary work in
blum just lived alone in the forrest and decided to go out into the world and adventure basicaly
forgot it's name but came a few years ago
In the kingdom of Highland, fairies lived freely until humans betrayed them. Once a fairy has been stripped of a wing, whoever possesses it holds the fairy's life in their hands. Taking advantage of this, humans enslaved fairies, but 15-year-old Ann Halford longs to see the day when fairies and humans are treated as equals. The aspiring confecti...
oh i didnt read anime in val's original message
i thought this was some folklore i've never heard of
i am blind 
gortash shouldnt be that high , orin should be just below elder brain 
another win for Minthara who did nothing wrong
we are playing this weekend?
wasn't this the weekend drake couldn't cuz family thingy?
will dark urge force u to do bad or can u resist it and do a dark urge run where u only try to do good despite the "urge" to do bad?
some things are forced Val

Yeah this weekend I cannot for sure
yeah it's a coin toss
<@&1415565266556813373> Saturday will no longer work for me as a work thing has come up, sry. It may be the week after 🙁
Atleast nobody has to miss the session 
I wasnt gonna be able to make it for like half of the session due to my brothers graduation
people out here cursing a massive blessing

Duuude i would mever

yooooooo
gonna go slap a heretic
ayy its rowboat girly man
robot gorillaman
The Omnissiah approves. ⚙️
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Alright time to make an Admech in 5e
which primarch should I do next 
corax in crow mode
I ain't converting a whole ass primarch mini
the choices are, Mortarion, Angron, Fulgrim
out of these , stinky boi is the coolest imo
morty > angron >fulgrim imo
purple - red - green
thats the opposite of my list aiz

