#YO ANYONE DOWN FOR DND ON NON-STREAM NIGHTS?
proud pebble
violet cave
proud pebble
ancient sun
its not monday, nor is it morning
ancient sun
do i have like 30 more mins until im needed?
proud pebble
probably yes
ancient sun
bet, last episode of this anime it is then
violet cave
umbral osprey
https://vxtwitter.com/shylilytwitch/status/1911480800270229625
i need eye bleach
ancient sun
NOT EVEN ME could be friends with that kind of psycho
lofty warren
ban that person!
ancient sun
umbral osprey
proud pebble
<@&1248006648744902809> we should be good for an extra session on Friday
violet cave
proud pebble
if it's at all possible then we should be starting an hour earlier as it's better for Zowo
neat dust
should be fine for me
proud pebble
Wrong group Val
neat dust
ah i see
that good for me
was gonna say depending on my shifts i could end up being more then 1 hour late
ancient sun
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFyHU1zMb8Q/?igsh=MTN6Z296bmhhYmw0cg==
Oh i know what elara is gonna do some day
Instagram
proud pebble
got bored, made character
umbral osprey
an archer with wings, kiting god 
proud pebble
technically can't fly
umbral osprey
rip
violet cave
@proud pebble they'll never see it coming
violet cave
No idea tbh
umbral osprey
lean fully into it , death cleric
umbral osprey
leave my waifu alone
proud pebble
I'll leave her alone when she can hit an attack
umbral osprey
why is your shadowheart attacking? shes a buff bot with spirit guardians like all clerics are
proud pebble
because at some point she runs out of spell slots
violet cave
I'll leave her alone when she can hit an attack
she's my bladesinger cuz
HEY
SHE CAN ACTUALLY USE THAT DAMN INT
umbral osprey
because at some point she runs out of spell slots
simply long rest
proud pebble
can't long rest in the middle of a fight 
umbral osprey
you can with divine intervention 
pastel idol
simply create a naturally flying race that uses longbows and has the sharpshooter feat
longbows have a range of 150/600, with sharpshooter feat removing penalties for shooting beyond the 150
as well as ignoring cover enemies would hide behind
hang high above in the air, rain down arrows
pastel idol
proud pebble
Ok, I've made a decision about the basilisk oil
Cullen and Xopah together can try to make it
you will need to use some spell slots for plant growth to get some of the ingredients
and the check will be difficult as neither of you have done it before
but it will be possible to do
spice bobcat
seems fair
i still think it's crazy after all these years of groups running into them that wizards never made anything official but i assume they say making shit up is part of the game. good excuse for laziness.
we'll see what the dice gods hold in store for darvin.
proud pebble
it's wizard's design philosophy: Let the DMs sort it out
spice bobcat
translation: we can't be bothered to fix our game. just call us Bethesda 
proud pebble
honestly yes
spice bobcat
but like i said, i think that's a fair mechanic and if it fails they'll turn to statues too and i'll have company
proud pebble
in this case failure is just having to wait until next level for greater restoration
spice bobcat
i figured but i did read many use that even with the high DC. like just kill your players already fam.
proud pebble
it's one of those things where petrification is only death after you get eaten
so it's only really an obstacle for low level parties
spice bobcat
well i also think basilisks should have a higher rating but it's all on the dice just how much damage they can do to a party so there's no perfect balance other than fixing the mechanic by defining an official pot of basilisk oil or including a random potion seller nearby in campaign in those areas which is non-immersive that far in
proud pebble
Like it's a CR3 monster that can potentially kill literally any character
spice bobcat
basically
proud pebble
not even basically
just actually
spice bobcat
has made me consider such things in the campaign i'm tossing around building blocks for in my head tho
proud pebble
as far as I know, they're the only two in the campaign
spice bobcat
only takes one for the dice gods to troll me with a 1 and 2
spice bobcat
proud pebble
oh dayum
proud pebble
<@&1248006648744902809>
Don't suppose any of you have a link for your character models in Hero Forge?
Would mean I can edit them into new poses for the summaries
link would look like this https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D52769732/
umbral osprey
Probably not but I'll look
proud pebble
yee, that's it
spice bobcat
i had it saved in a cookie i think but lost all that when i rebuilt my pc
violet cave
i dont have it unfortunately
proud pebble
don't worry if you don't, was just a thought I' had
spice bobcat
turns out i did actually log in and save a character but it was just dain lul
umbral osprey
<@&1248006648744902809>
Don't suppose any of you have a link for your characte...
Unfortunately it only keeps the last char by default and that was spark
proud pebble
umbral osprey
great job 
proud pebble
still too long tho, the two sessions together are almost 5 minutes alone
pastel idol
and the check will be difficult as neither of you have done it before
is okay, cullen has enhance ability for advantage, I have guidance/bless to add 1d4 to the roll, and borrowed knowledge to add proficiency if we don't have it
proud pebble
the dice are fickle and may betray you at any moment
umbral osprey
umbral osprey
is okay, cullen has enhance ability for advantage, I have guidance/bless to add ...
- bardic inspiration
neat dust
will there be another oppertunity for me to get a feat? or just a cantrip?
umbral osprey
will there be another oppertunity for me to get a feat? or just a cantrip?
You can get one every 4 levels
violet cave
<@&1284336728831950879> Democracy has spoken, you will be investigating the smuggling ring in Maltor. But first things first, you lot will be linking up with Krom to tell him about what's going on
<t:1745089200:t> Saturday
ancient sun
Has elara heard any rumours regarding rare spell scrolls to be found
Cuz she will fucking derail everything to find it
violet cave
No, but you will have your chance dw
ancient sun
umbral osprey
@proud pebble we starting normal time today?
proud pebble
yeah, will be a shorter session
neat dust
You can get one every 4 levels
proud pebble
I HAVE AN ALARM
violet cave
an emergency popped up so i can't make it today but please have it that CU113N is doing his best to silently catalogue and go through all his herbal drives to formulate an antidote for Darvin's petrification
proud pebble
Tbh, I think with that in mind and my inability to get any sleep, I think we should leave the session till Monday
spice bobcat
alrighty then <@&1248006648744902809> please note the bonus session today is cancelled and we'll resume on our normal time on Monday 
now go sleep cannon
i'm making good progress on vod stuff anyways
umbral osprey
more KCD game time for me i guess
ancient sun
goddammit imma be a lil more alert for the next one and a half hours than usual cuz of the coffee
proud pebble
@violet cave are we still on for Kavanor today?
violet cave
yes
ancient sun
If we are, i might be late. My mom decided that today is a good day to do a FUCKING EASTER BONFIRE
proud pebble
kewl
ancient sun
fuckin hell
so i may show up like 30mins late in the worst case
I still gotta shower and all that jazz too
violet cave
oooo easter bonfire sounds great
proud pebble
I might pass out half-way through but I will try not to
ancient sun
To be clear, im still outside
burnt sorrel
Question about reactions, is it one use per round? or 1 use per combat instance?
ancient sun
i wont be late
took an early leave from the fire
it is in 3 minutes right?
yo @violet cave
the fuck is this
Typo or what
umbral osprey
Can I get like 5 mins
I had a very unproductive nap that served to only make me significantly more tired
neat dust
@sudden frost
burnt sorrel
ancient sun
also, i had this one guy in my game earlier today. Even this bro knows about the 3 kobolds in a trench coat
neat dust
proud pebble
neat dust
i accidentaly killed the flying insect 
i missed him slightly trying to put a lid on him
me seeing thieflings
neat dust
i wonder if i could buy a healing potion somewhere for 20 gold or less >.<
neat dust
i think my every attempt to steal so far has been a success 
pastel idol
talk up a conversation with shopkeeper, have mage hand casually snatch potions from behind him
neat dust
last thing i stole was some cookies from a guild representative and then showed it to him
neat dust
talk up a conversation with shopkeeper, have mage hand casually snatch potions f...
could i have done something while i was being attacked by the thiefling?
no reaction to try and avoid it?
pastel idol
I'm not familiar with the ruleset of justin's campaign, but I don't think you have anything you could do, yet
did you have access to silvery barbs yet? that can force a reroll on a successful attack
otherwise, there's a feat called "defensive duellist" that as a reaction to someone hitting you
let's you add your proficiency modifier to your ac for that attack making it possibly miss
neat dust
I'm not familiar with the ruleset of justin's campaign, but I don't think you ha...
i did think i used it as well >.<
pastel idol
the way rogues survive battles is mainly through being tricksy and sneaky
hitting someone, then running away and hiding
umbral osprey
i think my every attempt to steal so far has been a success <:potastSip:94268069...
except that one time you tried to rob a mafia boss and got your tail cut
neat dust
oh no i didn't get to try and rob him
i spied on them and they forced me out of hiding
i then said i liked hes rapier
proud pebble
You saw how effective Sparks was when I was there to distract them
umbral osprey
actually i should have just been getting sneak attack period from my subclass
pastel idol
hide behind "bigger threat" unleash stabbage, then slink back into hiding
umbral osprey
swashbuckler doesnt need advantage to get sneak attack
proud pebble
but it's the fact you could be in melee range and not get fucked because I was there to protect you
umbral osprey
yeah thats useful
proud pebble
although I bet Justin is now gonna design encounters to stop me from doing that XD
umbral osprey
ill get a ton of AC next level cuz draconic bloodline from mutliclassing into sorc
neat dust
my distaste for thieflings has grown as i got beat unconcious again and didn't even get to see the fucker die
pastel idol
ill get a ton of AC next level cuz draconic bloodline from mutliclassing into so...
are you not wearing armour now?
umbral osprey
are you not wearing armour now?
just some light leather armor
proud pebble
my distaste for thieflings has grown as i got beat unconcious again and didn't e...
*tieflings
neat dust
tieflings
proud pebble
pronounced more like Teeth-lings
umbral osprey
yep
proud pebble
plate armour, shield, defensive fighting style
neat dust
does an enemy have to roll higher then ur ac to hit?
umbral osprey
current AC is 14 , after bloodline it'll be 16 
and i am taking 2 dex ASIs eventually for 18
ancient sun
i dont like tieflings cuz of a piece of unneccessary lore
pastel idol
plate armour, shield, defensive fighting style
yee 
xopah's highest tier armour is stuck at 17 since tortle
but is still good
neat dust
my ac is 15 
proud pebble
current AC is 14 , after bloodline it'll be 16 <:potastDerp:814620719290777641> ...
the bloodline thing is only when you aren't wearing armour
it's 13 + dex
neat dust
current AC is 14 , after bloodline it'll be 16 <:potastDerp:814620719290777641> ...
ASI's?
umbral osprey
ability score improvement
proud pebble
ability score improvements
neat dust
umbral osprey
the thing that buffed your dex
ancient sun
i dont like tieflings cuz of a piece of unneccessary lore
Btw its because i learned that their breast milk tastes like buttermilk with a hint of cinnamon
proud pebble
k
umbral osprey
Btw its because i learned that their breast milk tastes like buttermilk with a h...
da fuq
ancient sun
Yeah, this is a thing
umbral osprey
who wrote that and why
ancient sun
but i wonder if elara can get a higher AC than 17
pastel idol
but i wonder if elara can get a higher AC than 17
what's your class?
proud pebble
cast shield
umbral osprey
hes a wizard aizo
proud pebble
immidently 22
ancient sun
wizard
neat dust
can u get special weapons in dnd for like more dmg?
ancient sun
22 would be with shield and mage armour
proud pebble
yes
neat dust
ancient sun
so 2 spell slots
proud pebble
you said you wanted more AC not more spell slots
ancient sun
high elf proficiencies arent great
neat dust
oh btw i'm right in thinking i can use any spell i want just i'v now used 2 out of my 4 uses right?
pastel idol
can u get special weapons in dnd for like more dmg?
magic weapons(+1, +2, +3) and spells that enchanta weapons
ancient sun
you said you wanted more AC not more spell slots
true, might aswell pick shield then
proud pebble
oh btw i'm right in thinking i can use any spell i want just i'v now used 2 out ...
you know 4 spells
you can use 3 of them
neat dust
no i know 6
i got 4 spell slots
i have silvery barb, tasha's laughter, find familliar, misty step, comprehend language and command
pastel idol
spells can be upcast(some with extra effects when doing so), but spells cannot be downcast
umbral osprey
he got 2 more spells from fae touched cannon
neat dust
yup
proud pebble
oh well they're different
pastel idol
so if you have, say, 4 level one spell slots, and 2 level 2 spell slots
you can cast 4 level one spells, and 2 level 2 spells- or, you can upcast level one spells as level 2, for extra effects
proud pebble
they run off a different system
neat dust
i got misty step and command
proud pebble
misty step and command you can use once each, they don't use spell slots
neat dust
spells can be upcast(some with extra effects when doing so), but spells cannot b...
upcast? downcast?
umbral osprey
basically using a bigger spellslot to cast something
neat dust
misty step and command you can use once each, they don't use spell slots
oh neat so once per combat?
or per turn?
pastel idol
upcast? downcast?
healing word is a level 1 spell that heals for 1d4- if I upcast it using a level 2 slot
it instead heals for 2d4
umbral osprey
oh neat so once per combat?
per long rest i think
proud pebble
or per turn?
per day
neat dust
ah i see
pastel idol
upcast? downcast?
basically just means in case you're out of level one spell slots, but have a few higher level spell slots left
you can still cast your level one spells, at the cost of higher level spell slots
neat dust
also booming blade only takes effect is the target moves from that spot?
umbral osprey
because cantrips scale with your level , at lvl 5 and 11 they get stronger
neat dust
if i get the chance i was concidering also getting green flame blade
both good but different uses
umbral osprey
yeah they're both good on melees
neat dust
green flame was aoe i think and booming blade more single target
umbral osprey
yep
neat dust
if i get another ASI and put them into dex does my atk bonus go up to 7?
umbral osprey
yes
neat dust
pastel idol
also booming blade only takes effect is the target moves from that spot?
booming blade is fun if you do hit'n'run tactics- like rogues can hit, then bonus action disengage and run away
or if you have the "mobile" feat, don't even need to disengage since enemies can't upportunity attack you after you hit them
if they're melee, they're forced to stand still, or trigger booming blade
neat dust
funny enough i was irl blinded by rage with the tiefling so i didn't think to be more tactical about my engagement with him
i just wanted him dead
tieflings took my tail 
umbral osprey
you got it back you big baby
pastel idol
just need to find a 13+ level cleric to cast "regenerate"
can regenerate any lost limb
neat dust
was that just justin being nice to me?
neat dust
think it cost 250 gold
i did also wanna make the argument of hassard pay on the job from the guild
i could argue i was investigating and did find some possible relevant info
anyway i'm gratefull for the mercy shown to me depite my stupidity
pastel idol
as an arcane trickster, your mage hand is also invisible and improved
so can make it distract enemies with like, sounds coming from behind them
and then you go and stab them when they face away
neat dust
ancient sun
i wanna improvise more with my mage hand
neat dust
if they aren't currently holding their weapons i can steal them before they engage us in combat
or can't i?
ancient sun
i didnt do good enough with my weird cantrip combos this session
neat dust
i think ur brew did pretty good
ancient sun
that brew isnt a cantrip
ancient sun
TcB is a 1st lvl spell
ancient sun
The light+mage hand thing i was doing is a cantrip combo
neat dust
<@482191788522602500>
neat
and having 18 dex and proficency in slight of hand is very usefull as well
pastel idol
how I imagine arcane trickster:
you've found your target, a corrupt merchant named Gert. you're crouched high above him, hidden in the shadows.
Gert is fidgeting with the blood money he's accumulated, as he so often does, money-happy as he is
suddenly the lamp behind him turns off(your invisible mage-hand), he turns his head, but nothing is there but the unlit lamp
"dang lamp's broken" Gert thinks to himself(as you drop down silently and position yourself slightly closer, still hidden
a person passes by the doorframe and out of sight(you cast minor illusion), startling the now nervous merchant, "who's there?!" he yells, he could have sworn he was alone.. but as he faces to check for the strange person, he feels a sudden and sharp pain in his neck, as you reappear from the shadows behind him, with your dagger deep in his neck
poor Gert, never stood a chance 
neat dust
hmm idk how many oppertunities i would get to have fun like that so idk if i would wanna get minor illusion
pastel idol
you don't have to, it's just one scenario, you can do a lot with just your improved mage-hand already
pastel idol
basically being strategic and tricksy, distracting enemies before sinking your dagger into an unsuspecting victim
is how I imagine arcane trickster gameplay
neat dust
i wonder how many things i can i interact with at once useing control flame
like if all the light was from fire inside the bookshop earlier could i have snuffed out all the light at once
pastel idol
not at once, it's cast time is still an action(meaning roughly 6 seconds per)
neat dust
and only 1 light source per?
pastel idol
it doesn't technically specify an amount of sources, the target just have to fit within a 5 foot cube
neat dust
oh right range
violet cave
basically being strategic and tricksy, distracting enemies before sinking your d...
Thaumaturgy, Minor Illuson and Mage Hand thrive on creative solutions
I had a Cleric wait near a window as a guard walked by, used Thaumaturgy to slam the door in his face and knock him out
slipped into the window, used Minor Illusion to project the guard walking around the corner and giving a thumbs up to ward off the loud noise
violet cave
although I bet Justin is now gonna design encounters to stop me from doing that ...
Yaromir has enough HP to just barely survive Disintegrate.
violet cave
10d6+40 average is 75
Id I roll low, yes
If you make the Dex save you should also be fine
proud pebble
actually if it's a dex save then I take half-damage no matter what
because of shield master
so I could actually survive a max roll disintegrate at 3hp
pastel idol
actually if it's a dex save then I take half-damage no matter what
is it a different version in justin's campaign?
in 5e it just makes successes deal no damage to you, but you still take full damage on a fail
proud pebble
no, same version
I'm just assuming that I fail Dex saves because I have no modifier
pastel idol
<@598198019636330506> https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/lineage:owlin
immediately makes owlin zen archer with longbow and sharpshooter feat
proud pebble
doooooooo it
violet cave
Aizo conveniently kills Xopah
proud pebble
I've already said that there are no safety nets left
no new characters can join from now on
violet cave
*immediately makes owlin zen archer with longbow and sharpshooter feat*
Every DM now has to handle rules for flying
All enemies have Earthbind now
umbral osprey
*immediately makes owlin zen archer with longbow and sharpshooter feat*
flying archer... the owl has achived aireal superiority 
proud pebble
Every DM now has to handle rules for flying
casts freedom of movement
violet cave
D:
proud pebble
Aizo can be an Owlin archer, I'll be a varient Tiefling archer
proud pebble
then someone else is an aarakocra archer
umbral osprey
one shot in the air plane where everyone can fly
proud pebble
Faerun's finest flying airforce
umbral osprey
and melee characters are banned 
umbral osprey
Faerun's finest flying airforce
paladin with a griffon mount
and a throwing weapon that comes back
can you smite on thrown attacks
umbral osprey
rip , no holy rockets spears
ancient sun
then someone else is an aarakocra archer
i can be the aarakocra
pastel idol
All enemies have Earthbind now
longbow has 600 max range, sharpshooter ignores penalty for shooting at max range
I have flying so I can shoot at max range from the air- enemies need at least 600+ range
to even have the chance of hitting me
violet cave
now tell me how are you going to fly up to 600ft before you can start safely sniping?
neat dust
enemies are inside building
ancient sun
Fight is going on inside a cave
pastel idol
okay, so my owling ranger has +13 to initiative rolls, and on first turn of combat can start off with doing 2 attacks(plus free attack) right off the bat
first attack doing 1d8+16, +1d6, +1d4
free attack doing 2d8+16, +1d6
second attack doing 1d8+16, +1d6
that's a minimum of 56 damage, if I just hit all three
minimum. damage
umbral osprey
no val it is minimum
neat dust
So if everything rolls 1 she does 56 dmg 
umbral osprey
because its 1 + 16 + 1 + 1 = 19 for the first attack
then 2 + 16 + 1 = 19 for the free
and 1 + 16 + 1 = 18 for the second
for a total of 19+19 +18 = 56
umbral osprey
if she rolls max its
8 + 16 + 6 +4 = 34
and 16 + 16 + 6 = 38
then 8 + 16 + 6 = 30
for a total of 102
pastel idol
on following turns, it would be the same, but without the free attack part
neat dust
Aizo op
pastel idol
just sharpshooter things, the ranged equivalent of great weapon master for melee
neat dust
pastel idol
reminds me I forgot to change background, but the gist is there
she also has 150ft dark vision, and while in darkness
creatures using dark vision to see, I'm just straight up permanently invisible to
just gloomstalker things
umbral osprey
not a zen archer huh
ancient sun
You cant use that in the campaign, but that would make for some hella difficult encounters from DM trying to balance it
im not trying to powerplay shit, i just wanna do cool stufs
pastel idol
not a zen archer huh <:potastDerp:814620719290777641>
zen archer is technically homebrew, even if cannon said he'd allow it
I'd rather play something legit, than something "allowed"
umbral osprey
im not trying to powerplay shit, i just wanna do cool stufs
shes not powerplaying anything tbh
also shes not going to be playing that , cuz xopah hasnt died nor do i think its possible for cannon to kill her without TPKing us
pastel idol
if I wanted to "powerplay" I'd multiclass into assassin rogue, for extra sneak attack, double prof bonus on stealth
and 100% crits on my initial 3 attacks, and later into fighter for action surge
I just want to be a flying archer shooting peepos outside their range
pastel idol
also shes not going to be playing that , cuz xopah hasnt died <:potastDerp:81462...
in the off case xopah did fall, and in the even off'er case that cannon would allow at this point a new character
it would be my redemption paladin anyway
umbral osprey
next game with show up with 5 paladins and drive cannon crazy as he cant hit any of us or make us fail saves
ancient sun
I just want to be a flying archer shooting peepos outside their range
and yet, that minimum is still more than my max on any spell skarath had
idk about volgos though
never really calculated the damage values
pastel idol
and yet, that minimum is still more than my max on any spell skarath had
yeah gloomstalker is notorious for being strong-
but the numbers you see there is literally just the standard gloomstalker, with sharpshooter feat added
the only spell I included in the numbers is hunter's mark
ancient sun
would someone do the calculation if i send the chart...?
ancient sun
yeah gloomstalker is notorious for being strong-
but the numbers you see there ...
GODDAM, that sounds insane
pastel idol
one of, if not the strongest character in all of dnd, is gloomstalker multiclassing assassin for crits/sneak attack, and fighter for action surge
on the surprise turn, you'll be dropping an actual bomb
ancient sun
So uhh, how would i even deal more than like 20 damage with this guy
i sure as hell cant figure it out
pastel idol
do you use a 2 handed?
ancient sun
I have a trident, which is versatile going up to a 1d8 damage value, but then i lose the AC from my shield/other sword attack from dual wielding
pastel idol
great weapon master is the melee equivalent of sharpshooter, but requires a 2-handed weapon
similar to sharpshooter(beyond other things), you can choose to take a -5 penalty to hit, but increase the damage bonus your weapon gets, by +10
ancient sun
i did consider that, however. LetMeSoloHer type character i was going for
but with some canonicality so that he could actually take foes down himself
Trident as 2-handed aint that great so i didnt choose the great weeapon master
pastel idol
with hunter's mark, all your weapon attacks basically do 2d6+3 damage, and you have two attacks per turn as well, so double that
"4d6+6" base damage per turn, simply by attacking
if you did add great weapon master, it'd look like "4d6+26" instead, just by attacking
and then you can still add smite on top of that
I never played a paladin before, so I have no idea what they actually do
even my redemption paladin is a pacifist, designed to literally never attack
neat dust
one of, if not *the* strongest character in all of dnd, is gloomstalker multicla...
gloomstalker is a race?
umbral osprey
gloomstalker is a race?
ranger subclass
neat dust
can u multiclass a subclass?
umbral osprey
can u multiclass a subclass?
no
you get one subclass from every class you put points into
neat dust
so thingy aizo said would only be possible in homebrew?
umbral osprey
no
shes a gloomstaker (ranger) and assasin (rogue)
so it works
if she wanted to take 2 ranger subclasses then it wouldnt work
umbral osprey
you can , if you have the prerequiste stats which i think is 13 wiz for druid
and when you put three levels in druid you get a durid subclass
neat dust
i see
i was under the impression once u went into a sub class u were locked there
no other classes
umbral osprey
nope , you just cannot gain 2 subclasses from the same class
neat dust
i will be sticking with arcane trickster to not overload my brain but if i joine another campaign in the future maybe i'll try 2 subclasses see what fun there is to be had there
rogue and monk
ancient sun
wait wut? I couldve had a subclass warlock or paladin?
goddammit
I know about hexblade waarlock
but didnt know paladins had subclasses
umbral osprey
The oath is your subclass
proud pebble
<@&1248006648744902809> we will be playing tomorrow at normal time (possibly a slightly shorter session again)
ancient sun
Also how much shorter we talking, remember i have a hard limit of 2 hours until i need to go get sleep
violet cave
gonna be an hour late actually ๐ฆ
proud pebble
ancient sun
spice bobcat
so we starting an hour late and playing for an hour?
proud pebble
maybe we start at about half-past then, gives us some time to do some minor stuff before important stuff happens
spice bobcat
i mean i'm a statue in a bag atm so 
lul
ancient sun
Im still in jail aint i
spice bobcat
no actually
ancient sun
NICE
spice bobcat
they broke you out, assumed it was you so they didn't torture you for information and we were "leaving/left"
spice bobcat
i was reading on how not to be a statue but i'm pretty sure it was confirmed out of character
proud pebble
I'm heating up some leftovers and then I'm gonna join the VC while I eat
neat dust
ancient sun
im watching anime
spice bobcat
i'll hop in and make statue noises
ancient sun
honestly if i was in jail still, it'd be the horny jail
spice bobcat
better take a shower then cuz this ain't that kinda dnd
ancient sun
spice bobcat
val you know you can listen in to our campaign if you want. see how we play differently or w/e
ancient sun
I already showered and my aunt is sleeping the the next room so i cant make much noise
ill mostly communicate via typing this session unless i wanna do something very stupid that needs more explaining
neat dust
val you know you can listen in to our campaign if you want. see how we play dif...
struggling to think of what i wanna do so i might listen in
ancient sun
watch the movie u asked about
neat dust
i still haven't decided if i wanna spend 2 hours crying or not
ancient sun
its not gonna get any easier lad
neat dust
indeed but i can watch it another day when i'm in a general better mood
violet cave
maybe we start at about half-past then, gives us some time to do some minor stuf...
NVM i can make it in 30
ancient sun
So uhhh
Is volgos alive?
And what went down after i went to sleep
Also, how does holding an action work?
Could i like, hold a spell so that i can burn my reaction later to use it for saving someone or what
umbral osprey
No one died after you left we just looked at all options , holding an action burns your action for one turn and your reaction for the turn after , you can't attack then hold a spell for next turn for example
ancient sun
I meant like, if i was 3rd in initiative and held my action, could i then burn my reaction to cast the spell/do the attack to protect the 5th one in the initiative order
but what options did we have then
proud pebble
but what options did we have then
- devil face with magical darkness in the mouth
- some kind of tomb seemingly to Obo'laka one of the trickster gods, only seen through a crystal window
- A staircase with steps leading down and a balcony wrapping all the way around
- Another tomb seemingly to Moa, has a floating skull inside a box
- An adamantine propeller in a corridor that's a pressure plate
something that I should remind you all of is the warning on the obelisk
umbral osprey
we have to find masks
which means we have to make it to the bear room
cuz there were convienently enough masks in that room
proud pebble
ancient sun
Why the fuck is the audio just uneasing static
proud pebble
cuz there were convienently enough masks in that room <:potastLOL:81462071585983...
was audio all good?
proud pebble
kewl, gonna try editing the whole thing together now
umbral osprey
discord just destroys mobile
proud pebble
with a short intro to explain stuff it's 6 minutes and 16 seconds, too long for reddit?
umbral osprey
imo its fine
but ask aiz
videos feel faster than reading , so if she used to read for 5 mins b4 a video will feel way faster
proud pebble
true
proud pebble
Aight, lemme know what y'all think
ancient sun
yes, very cool 0 second deadlock video
ancient sun
are you on mobile?
yes i was
ancient sun
But yeah, after it loaded twas a very nice ride
good editing
Though, you are spawning an extra O in my characters name
but thats not important
spice bobcat
volume feels low to me but could be my end
ancient sun
I mean compared to music yeah, voice could be louder by a thin margin and the cuts in the music between sessions is something small too but for a mini project like this its very good
proud pebble
is it low through the whole video or just in one session?
ancient sun
first 2 are lower than the last 2
proud pebble
ok, I can raise them up a bit then
spice bobcat
i think it's fine content and length wise. if anything i would end it on a frame with the text "to be continued" as it seems a lil abrupt atm.
proud pebble
that's a good point
lofty warren
damn so much to read ๐
proud pebble
we've been busy
lofty warren
and we waiting ๐
lofty warren
proud pebble
i think it's fine content and length wise. if anything i would end it on a fram...
have adjusted the volume and added a tbc screen 
ancient sun
Noice
proud pebble
now to mentally prepare for having to hear my own voice on stream 
ancient sun
something that I should remind you all of is the warning on the obelisk
Riddle too hard for my brain to solve tonight
But i'd wanna go down the stairs
proud pebble
it's just a thing to keep in mind for next session
ancient sun
Vote to get the fuck out and go explore chult a bit more to find health potions etc
proud pebble
I only point it out again because most parties would see the riddle then immidiently go into the tomb whilst you guys didn't
proud pebble
Vote to get the fuck out and go explore chult a bit more to find health potions ...
Volgos gets smited and dies
ancient sun
But i have a feeling we gonna need some deception checks
lofty warren
ih 2 questions. 1) how do you roll? where? and 2) is this sub only channel?
ancient sun
ih 2 questions. 1) how do you roll? where? and 2) is this sub only channel?
-
Dice, physical or online
-
No
proud pebble
we roll by ourselves, I don't make anyone show their rolls
umbral osprey
ih 2 questions. 1) how do you roll? where? and 2) is this sub only channel?
we do trust , no showing required
lofty warren
so on pure trust? there are bots out there for discord ๐
umbral osprey
pure trust
proud pebble
yeah, pure trust
ancient sun
Theres been a handul of times ive been dyslexic and said 6 when i rolled a 9 but that didnt matter any of the times so i just stayed quiet after realizing it too late
proud pebble
imo if you can't trust the people you're playing with to not cheat then you shouldn't really be playing with them
umbral osprey
if you dont trust yourself you can just show your rolls yourself i do that when i go on a hot streak by luck
neat dust
I sometimes say wrong cuz i'm still figuring out stuff
ancient sun
i dont like to seem sus
lofty warren
neat dust
Also am blind so hard to read my thingies on the sheet
neat dust
Hachico?
lofty warren
yep
neat dust
https://tenor.com/view/diamond-pet-foods-certified-good-dog-good-boi-good-boy-good-girl-gif-27027566
ancient sun
and if the result is a funny fail then its win-win'
I mean like, u cant argue that when ive mistaken a 9 or a 6 for eachother, the fail has been funny regardless. Especially with charisma things
i dont think i succeeded a single char check or anything with skarath
neat dust
My next char can be a bard with high charisma
neat dust
Uses charms and such while having social anxiety and being awkward and have it Just somehow work out
ancient sun
Yeah, im not buying it
neat dust
Convince merchants to give large discounts or Just give stuff for free
ancient sun
bards are for fucking every npc u can find
pastel idol
imo if you can't trust the people you're playing with to not cheat then you shou...
I'm the opposite person- I once felt I rolled too well, and intentially lowered the roll I told you all
umbral osprey
I'm the opposite person- I once felt I rolled too well, and intentially lowered ...
what a flex, shes so good that she intentionally nerfs herself
neat dust
Just cuz ur a bard doesn't mean u have to be horny
ancient sun
I'm the opposite person- I once felt I rolled too well, and intentially lowered ...
Bro i just say nat 1 on checks where i roll a 2 or 3 with my -1 modifier
It doesnt make a difference on anything else than death saves
ancient sun
Just cuz ur a bard doesn't mean u have to be horny <:potastAngry:814620711855325...
yes it does
ancient sun
what a flex, shes so good that she intentionally nerfs herself <:KEKW:7099732132...
this is what i do with elara tbh... Bitch has more +6 modifiers than +1 or +0
like this stat block on her is insane
umbral osprey
my very first char lowest score was 15
umbral osprey
dunn was so crazy that i had to nerf him with the curse
umbral osprey
remember how he was turning into a demon giving him disadvantage on saves and shit
ancient sun
No recollection whatsoever
remember that i was only present for like 3 sessions
Nope twas 6 first ones
until i went to spend 30 days sick in the military
neat dust
I Wonder if I could Just made me as a char
ancient sun
U could
neat dust
Idk what class i would pick
ancient sun
the stat block would be with like 1 charisma though
umbral osprey
if you had to make zowo into a char you'd have to make a feat called "annoying"
umbral osprey
no you cant
ancient sun
but its funnier for me to annoy the everliving fuck out of yall
neat dust
I don't think ur annoying
pastel idol
Idk what class i would pick
that's the part of dnd that's fun- you can indeed incorporate yourself into a fantasy world
xopah is based on parts of my own personality traits
ancient sun
Volgos is based on what i feared most as a child
and how i imagine i wouldve ended up had that happened
Honeslty the char that's based on what i could be like if i didnt have such great parents would be disaster
pastel idol
I'd also need a feat called "Loud"
thaumaturgy let's you as a cantrip(among other things) let your voice boom out 3 times louder than normal
neat dust
I mean liger is Just me cuz i'm having enough with learning how the game is played but i was thinking i could make a char around my personality traits
umbral osprey
zowo would just have thaumaturgy active all the time to make himself louder
ancient sun
thaumaturgy let's you as a cantrip(among other things) let your voice boom out 3...
why the fuck do i not have it on any char
umbral osprey
he'd also have to be prepetually drunk
umbral osprey
yes drunk
neat dust
Aa a nordic he got resistance to toxins
neat dust
Indeed
ancient sun
Maybe heat aswell due to sauna
neat dust
Thats training but yes
ancient sun
but i sure as hell couldnt manage the 35ยฐC+ sun for a full day of being outside for more than like 2 days
neat dust
Is psycic dmg a thing?
umbral osprey
yes
neat dust
ancient sun
Skarath had a debuff due to it at some point aswell
He got bullied so much he had emotional dmg
pastel idol
Is psycic dmg a thing?
warlocks, bards and shadow monks does a lot of psychic damage
psionic sorcerer and psi fighters too
ancient sun
Psychich lance fun
neat dust
My char could take psychic dmg from social interactions with strangers
umbral osprey
fun fact: according to the lore , you can deal psychic damage to succubi by rejecting them
ancient sun
Yeah
neat dust
fun fact: according to the lore , you can deal psychic damage to succubi by reje...
There is succubi in dnd?
umbral osprey
oh yeah , and incubi too , the opposite
proud pebble
gotta hit that succubussy
ancient sun
i wonder... What would happen if a succubus mated with a thiefling and their child started selling her breast milk, cuz lore wise it tastes good, and got rejected
would they just like
die from not having enough buyers
proud pebble
well first of all it's TIEFLING
ancient sun
CLOSE ENOUGH
proud pebble
WRONG BITCH
ancient sun
Also, do aasimar need to be human?
could i like have a gnome aasimar
or whatever it is
proud pebble
aasimar is it's own race
pastel idol
Also, do aasimar need to be human?
aasimar is a race in itself
proud pebble
it's not like a hlaf-elf
lofty warren
warlock or bard when you changeling is insane. but nothing can beat a drunk naked hafling barbarian
umbral osprey
yeah the god genes basically overwrite whatever mortal race its a part of what i dont like is that there arent variant aasimar
there should be one for each god that would do the freaky with mortals
pastel idol
yeah the god genes basically overwrite whatever mortal race its a part of <:pota...
there is
umbral osprey
like there is a homebrew module that adds variant tieflings for every demon prince and arch devil and its AWESOME
ancient sun
aasimar is a race in itself
I mean more like, they are decendants from divine beings. Could you like have a centaur decendant but with the aasimar wings
pastel idol
protector, scourge, and fallen- though I assume you meant like more specified race
but aasimar traits do manifest in different ways
golden freckles, porcelain skin, glowing eyes, uniquely coloured hair- etc. etc.
umbral osprey
like there is a homebrew module that adds variant tieflings for every demon prin...
iirc they had like a half gorilla tiefling for demigorgon and stuff like that
umbral osprey
protector, scourge, and fallen- though I assume you meant like more specified ra...
yeah i want it so they have features of the god that caused them
so say you're somehow a bahamut aasimar you'd have dragon scales
pastel idol
so say you're somehow a bahamut aasimar you'd have dragon scales <:potastDerp:81...
can indeed have that
proud pebble
like there is a homebrew module that adds variant tieflings for every demon prin...
there's an official one that gives you a lineage to a specific archdevil
pastel idol
umbral osprey
there's an official one that gives you a lineage to a specific archdevil
why are the princes always ignored they're all so much cooler hot take the only neat archdevil is asmodeus himself
pastel idol
why are the princes always ignored <:potastReee:814620719895150624> they're all ...
you can also be a warlock who's pact is with a celestial being
proud pebble
because the demon princes aren't the same thing
ancient sun
But i would love to play some very small race that has a lineage of aasimar so they have HUUGE angelic wings, multiple times the size of their own body on their back
umbral osprey
because the demon princes aren't the same thing
they arent but demon tieflings are a thing in the lore
proud pebble
they made in different ways
umbral osprey
sure, represent them , i just like demons way more
proud pebble
sure, represent them <:potastReee:814620719895150624> , i just like demons way m...
Tieflings know that this is because a pact struck generations ago infused the essence of Asmodeus, overlord of the Nine Hells (and many of the other powerful devils serving under him) into their bloodline.
they only come from devils
so suck it
ancient sun
umbral osprey
Tieflings know that this is because a pact struck generations ago infused the es...
they retconned it?
smh
proud pebble
well that's from the 2014 PHB so...
umbral osprey
yeah the demon subraces are apparently 3.5e lore
proud pebble
then yes, they retconned it
umbral osprey
smh
welp , that sign cant stop me cuz i cant read , if i run a game in the realms there will be demon tieflings
proud pebble
there's a winged version of Tieflings with a fly speed 
umbral osprey
i aint looking for OP , i am looking for fun lore
ancient sun
I wanna be a tiefling that lactates so i can feed the party
i mean, no no, i wanna be a normal aarakocra
umbral osprey
yeah i aint drinking that
proud pebble
I'm sending you back to the hells one way or another
(either way involves me stabbing you)
ancient sun
https://tenor.com/view/who-you-talking-to-who-tf-you-talking-to-looking-around-what-huh-gif-17750765
umbral osprey
oh apparetly they did a UA for abyssal tieflings
proud pebble
https://tenor.com/view/who-you-talking-to-who-tf-you-talking-to-looking-around-w...
YOU YA FUCKIN WERIDO
TRYIN TO FEED US WITH TITTY MILK
ancient sun
i aint weird
proud pebble
BACK TO HELLS
umbral osprey
to the frontlines of the bloodwar with you
ancient sun
no
proud pebble
you don't get a choice when I stab you
ancient sun
yopu miss too
umbral osprey
why even stab , just nuke him with a no save meteor on the head
proud pebble
even meteor swarm has a dex save attached
umbral osprey
yeah , but you can wish for a meteor to spawn on his head , too close for a save
proud pebble
yopu miss too
fr tho, you try this in one of my games and I ban you
shit's weird and inappropriate
proud pebble
yes you are
umbral osprey
^agreed
umbral osprey
you are
ancient sun
Bro if i was an idiot how the fuck would i be getting into university in the first place
proud pebble
lots of stupid people go to uni these days
umbral osprey
many idiots get to uni i got to uni and i am the biggest idiot there is
ancient sun
Okay, imma rephrase. If i was an idiot i wouldnt be going to uni cuz i wouldnt make it anywhere in there
ancient sun
ancient sun
Passing is different from excelling like i plan to
umbral osprey
what does that make me <:potastCry:814620712370700351>
another idiot we're all idiots
proud pebble
everyone plans to do well but no plan survives first contact with the enemy
neat dust
indeed
ancient sun
Dont feel bad, neither could my ex in the time normal people finish it in
neat dust
i had 6 years
ancient sun
Whats the norm there
neat dust
3
ancient sun
Honeslty i've known people that are still there on the 7th year
proud pebble
i couldn't even finish high school
I also didn't finish highschool
neat dust
proud pebble
and now I'm passing Uni
neat dust
did u just skip high school?
proud pebble
the last year, yes
neat dust
neat dust
we do 10 then 3 for high school
could be more depending on stuff but average is 3
think sister did 4
or 5
due to school system being stupid
proud pebble
we can leave anytime after the 4 year of HS
but you need a job lined up or different education
neat dust
2-3 years of school followed be 1-2 years of aprenticeship with maybe some school sprinkled in
i'm unsure if we have conditions for dropping out of school
atleast when ur an adult
i had "conditions" on account of my mom possibly losing her shit so i had school help me write a letter and set me up with help to get a job
violet cave
umbral osprey
do it
violet cave
cricks back time to kick back and watch some food
proud pebble
umbral osprey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imNtSPM3-r4
just 40 mins? weak
proud pebble
it's a solo project
and relativly recent
I just love sci-fi
Fantasy is better
but Sci-fi is cool
umbral osprey
i never said it was bad , but we want to drop a 20 hour vid on her
proud pebble
I'd rather send something short that she can enjoy and get invested in
umbral osprey
fair
lofty warren
who are you all want to torture with 20h?
umbral osprey
jeannie is asking for lore videos
lofty warren
then it needs a 69h video
proud pebble
honestly, 40k is the obvious choice but I think a few peeps will be submitting them so I wanna suggest something different
umbral osprey
longest video on youtube i didnt even know they had a day counter
neat dust
i searched tiefling earlier and saw her and i now find it a little harder to hate tieflings
https://tenor.com/view/no-more-meli-melissa-belladonna-tiefling-melissa-cauldron-vtuber-gif-27303193
umbral osprey
i searched tiefling earlier and saw her and i now find it a little harder to hat...
val learns not to be a fantasy racist
neat dust
i feel my hate is slightly justified
umbral osprey
i mean alot of other people tried to stab you in the game
umbral osprey
but none of them took my limbs from me <:potastAngry:814620711855325234>
they could have killed you but they didnt so thats better
neat dust
they could have left me alone
i was only watching/listening
i don't even remember what they were talking about
umbral osprey
smuggling
violet cave
Buying off the port master as always
violet cave
val learns not to be a fantasy racist <:potastDerp:814620719290777641>
Through the power of horny dracosexual tiefling I guess.
violet cave
honestly, 40k is the obvious choice but I think a few peeps will be submitting t...
Leave that to me
ancient sun
honestly, 40k is the obvious choice but I think a few peeps will be submitting t...
I would wanna do sekiro cuz liek unique, but shit aint fine as streamer hasnt played that game yet
neat dust
ancient sun
i 100% support this
proud pebble
good because you don't have a choice
ancient sun
but would be better with each of us reading our own messages for that
Would maybe take 2 seconds longer per char
proud pebble
if everyone wants to submit a voice clip saying their quote then I'll change it
proud pebble
yeah i aint doing that <:potastLOL:814620715859836938>
I assumed that would be the response
honestly I like it as it is and I'm the one making it so fuck you Zowo, that's how it's staying
umbral osprey
ancient sun
name a place and time and youll be given an exception to the rule of me fucking men
proud pebble
the moon, tomorrow
ancient sun
that might be tuff but see you on the rocket on the way
proud pebble
little bitch can't even teleport
proud pebble
nope, too late
ancient sun
dam
but for reals though, maybe let the quotes be on the screen for a little longer cuz its gonna take a lot of pausing if she reads them
umbral osprey
bitch how slow do you read
proud pebble
ehh maybe, trying to keep this short is proving an issue XD
umbral osprey
that was completely readable
ancient sun
the minis arent as neccessary to have on for longer but to reduce amount of pauses needed would be practical atleast for first edition of video recaps
proud pebble
I think I'm gonna keep it as is for this one
if Jeannie has an issue then I can adjust for next time
ancient sun
nodders
ancient sun
bitch how slow do you read
fuck you, i never said i had the problem. Showed it to my OG gaming crew and 7 out of 9 people needed an extra 2 or 3 seconds per quote to comprehend them
proud pebble
how slow do those dumbasses read then
ancient sun
idfk
umbral osprey
then your friends need to learn to read faster
ancient sun
but be prepeared for me saying "i told you so" when jeannie has to pause cuz iirc there have been times when she pauses things with quick quotes or dialog alot
proud pebble
she can pause if she needs to, doesn't mean it's an issue
it's just meant to intro the peeps and the characters
the quotes are just jokes
ancient sun
ig just one of those me being lazy things to not liking to pause something 10 times in 5 seconds type deal
proud pebble
whole thing is meant to be fun and a bit silly
ancient sun
how slow do those dumbasses read then
also i do recall atleast one of them having aspergers and another being bipolar and depressed with ADHD so those 2 are slow by default. Then theres one who is just slow at reading in general so may be dyslexic
i think i need a new gaming crew
when i put it like that, the group's just a bunch of weirdos with disorders
proud pebble
I give literally zero shits about your gaming group
ancient sun
you did ask how slow those dumbasses read and as you are ever so slightly autistic aswell, i thought you may have more insight as to how other autists' strenghts and weaknesses differ from yours
anywho, im going to bed. My fuckin eyes are not stayin open
proud pebble
Well unless anyone has any other suggestions, I'm gonna upload the video to reddit tomorrow
umbral osprey
go for it
violet cave
made an intro
score it to the Office theme
proud pebble
that's copyrighted
violet cave
proud pebble
otherwise I'd have put the circus music
umbral osprey
@proud pebble @violet cave which primarch do you think henry cavill would play i vote lion
proud pebble
Horus
umbral osprey
nah he wouldnt go bald
proud pebble
maybe Ferrus
proud pebble
spice bobcat
i fully expected a poop quote for me tbh
proud pebble
I couldn't be bothered searching for that long
spice bobcat
if i remembered half the things i said i wouldn't have to say them again
proud pebble
when Aizo goes evil
ancient sun
goddam thats pรฅwerful
violet cave
not the evilst things i've found
violet cave
@proud pebble if CU113N wants to multiclass to Cleric of the Forge, would you accept the reason being that he's looking at the gods in the tomb and taking a shot at praying to get out of the hellhole
violet cave
I MEAN YEAH DUH
proud pebble
I'm hoping that you'll clear to the next level of the tomb end of next session
if you do then you'll level up
umbral osprey
I want to play a lawyer that starts with this
Fae warlock that enjoys legal battles against thier patron
sudden frost
God of War 2 makes me sad, because ||they missed opportunities. In the end, it should have been Kratos vs. Odin alone. It would have been the last trial of the god of war. It's like how the film Solo made me sad because Han wasn't the guy to say, "Iam Solo," first. Just... a missed opportunity to make things more fitting.||
neat dust
oh when i say god of war 2 i mean OG god of war 2
ancient sun
God of War 2 makes me sad, because ||they missed opportunities. In the end, it s...
SPOILER TAG
FFS
sudden frost
The best trolly D&D item: The Horn of silent alarm.
violet cave
<@&1284336728831950879> RMB there is no D&D today
burnt sorrel
sadge
violet cave
I'm stuck at a bar shift for Taylor Swift
burnt sorrel
say hi to her for us will ya xD
violet cave
proud pebble
umbral osprey
https://youtube.com/shorts/TsSA1nRMqYA?si=ki9tye4y246_ocki
Okay hear me out , half fae dhampir warlock with the parents as his patrons
neat dust
i like seeing this guys vids
lofty warren
proud pebble
https://youtube.com/shorts/TsSA1nRMqYA?si=ki9tye4y246_ocki
Okay hear me out , h...
he gets born and is just a half-elf
umbral osprey
would that character be an archfey patron or an undead patron
lofty warren
are people here picking new chars?
umbral osprey
wtf how is there no fay sorc subclass , i woulda multiclassed into sorc to have fae features
umbral osprey
are people here picking new chars?
nah i just like to theory craft , i have like 6 sidelined chars
lofty warren
there is a char that can F all dms plans with out doing anything. by lvl 5 it has 27-28 on passive perception and investigation.
proud pebble
are people here picking new chars?
on that note, we're close to the end of the campaign either way, probably another 7ish sessions
lofty warren
proud pebble
I mean they could tpk on monday, who knows
umbral osprey
you wouldnt do that to us ....
proud pebble
if it happened then you'd have done it to yourself