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#YO ANYONE DOWN FOR DND ON NON-STREAM NIGHTS?
pastel idol
who eats more, cho'gath, or kog'maw
umbral osprey
hemomancer druid with a bit of occultist thrown in 
proud pebble
gonna omnomnom everything
umbral osprey
who eats more, cho'gath, or kog'maw
neither of them really have much lore since the last reboot 
so who knows
proud pebble
the well is dry, league characters are all I have
pastel idol
is there a dedicated summoner class? or can a few of them just summon stuff, and you'd multiclass
umbral osprey
the latter
neat dust
shadow magic?
umbral osprey
is there a dedicated summoner class? or can a few of them just summon stuff, and...
commander deals with having an army , beast master deals with controllling animals , necromancer with undead , occultist with planar shit , etc
proud pebble
could some kind of machine class work? where you upgrade yourself with new gizmoes as abilites or is that just an aspect of machinist
umbral osprey
the latter
pastel idol
going off our honkai conversation earlier; a class that uses only psychological damage, to "break" enemies psyches
umbral osprey
psionic would do that
if you dont go with the telekenisis stuff
it would just be a bunch of mental damage
proud pebble
I assume assassin is still just an aspect of Rouge
pastel idol
something runes
inscriptions
but perhaps that'd just be warrior/enchanter
multiclassing solves all
proud pebble
Runes could be it's own thing
umbral osprey
runes feel like they could be both shamanistic and wizardy depending on how you flavor them tbh
pastel idol
dnd has the rune fighter, that at the start of a day lets you pick between various effects to "enchant" items and equipment with
umbral osprey
i wanted to keep this within occultist but it might be a big enough design space what about a "Flesh artist"
proud pebble
last one is always the hardest
pastel idol
not sure what to name it, but how about a class that splits itself into multiples(but lowers it's effectiveness per split)
clone-something
umbral osprey
that would be within the jurisdiction of the flesh artist class i just suggested
basically control over your body , morphing , and ripping parts off , mutations etc
proud pebble
I think that would work
umbral osprey
amma roll with it for now
pastel idol
sounds druidic
umbral osprey
i am thinking more horrory
pastel idol
if it's morphing one's body
proud pebble
it's not very "warlocky" to me if that's where you thought it would go
pastel idol
i am thinking more horrory
"wicker" is also druidic, after all
proud pebble
so would defo work as it's own thing
umbral osprey
it's not very "warlocky" to me if that's where you thought it would go
you know the flesh boss in Darkest dungeon? thats what i was thinking off
proud pebble
yeah
proud pebble
full 25 done tho 
umbral osprey
"wicker" is also druidic, after all
druids like keeping things within nature , this is more like . forcing bones to go where they shouldnt
pastel idol
would probably go under druid/occultist multiclass
umbral osprey
final list
pastel idol
or druid/necromancer
umbral osprey
amma roll with it for now
pastel idol
proud pebble
now you just need to write up all the abilities of all of those classes
pastel idol
final list <:potastDerp:814620719290777641>
proud pebble
umbral osprey
yep
proud pebble
big T-rex fight
umbral osprey
saving a catboi from a horned trex
proud pebble
yes... saving is definitly possible
umbral osprey
aizo rolls in with several 50 hp heals
proud pebble
maybe he dies before it's her turn
umbral osprey
i have speak with dead we're getting that info one way or another 
umbral osprey
i doubt you're high enough level for it
proud pebble
Technically not a beast so fuck you
proud pebble
you can turn into creatures that are 1/3rd you level rihgt?
violet cave
CR 2 and above
umbral osprey
yeah justin i doubt that rex is anything less than cr10
proud pebble
CR 2 and above
aren't you a moon druid?
umbral osprey
depends if you round up or down
proud pebble
cool, can't wait for you to turn into it at lv24
umbral osprey
cool, can't wait for you to turn into it at lv24
turns whole build around just to grab polymorph and turn into it
umbral osprey
druids get polymorph?
proud pebble
It's still not a beast so you still can't turn into it
umbral osprey
whats the point of ever using whildshape then polymorph is infinitely better 
umbral osprey
It's still not a beast so you still can't turn into it
polymorph doesnt care about type
violet cave
It's still not a beast so you still can't turn into it
But I did see trexes when we met the lizardmen
proud pebble
violet cave
Imma save it
proud pebble
polymorph doesnt care about type
ANY BEAST
umbral osprey
huh? but people polymorph into dragons all the time no? have i been lied to? 
proud pebble
yes
violet cave
polymorph doesnt care about type
The problem with POLYMORPH is that I need concentration
proud pebble
I think those people may be using True Polymorph tho
umbral osprey
there is a better polymorph
violet cave
We did see triceratops
proud pebble
yeah, it's a 9th levle spell tho
violet cave
That is the next best option
umbral osprey
damn it , i wanted spark to turn into a dragon when he gets polymorph
justin you'll let me do that right? 
proud pebble
well you can't
proud pebble
well you can't
violet cave
proud pebble
π
umbral osprey
holy fuck thats alot of words
violet cave
justin you'll let me do that right? <:kappa:1169879877676175431>
Best I can offer is draconic transformation
umbral osprey
7th level... are we even going that high?
violet cave
: ))
umbral osprey
rip i guess ill have to settle for the 2nd level dragon breath
violet cave
Just grab way of the dragon ascendant monk
Or Chromatic or and flavor it as him spewing lightning
umbral osprey
i am going draconic sorcerrer at lvl 5
proud pebble
you and your multi-classing bs
umbral osprey
and ill only be using lightning spells
violet cave
Should have gone tempest cleric
umbral osprey
hes not religious tho
violet cave
I already threw you a bone with the gauntlet of lightning lure!
proud pebble
Justin... put a shambling mound for us to fight
umbral osprey
remember the whole point is he became blue when he got struck by lightning , and little does he know its supposed to be from a blue dragon which gave him powers they're just dormant for now
violet cave
Justin... put a shambling mound for us to fight
The module I've written already has a shambling mound
proud pebble
heals off lightning damage
violet cave
It also has gelatinous cubes and a dracolich so careful what you wish for/do
proud pebble
remember the whole point is he became blue when he got struck by lightning , and...
I like how this is your character and then I'm just here like: man who was sailor
umbral osprey
spark will 100% try to eat a gelatinous cube
umbral osprey
I like how this is your character and then I'm just here like: man who was sailo...
all 3 of my chars so far have kinda elaborate backstories idk if thats a good or bad thing
and i still have 2 more in the tank
proud pebble
I just like having very simple backstories
man who was sailor is very high on the list
umbral osprey
making up shit has always been a passtime of mine , so D&D is a gold mine
proud pebble
it would be ashame if the monster could TELEPORT
umbral osprey
why can a trex teleport
umbral osprey
misty steps
proud pebble
did you miss the part where it can teleport
violet cave
you didn't say it could
umbral osprey
did you miss the part where it can teleport
probably only a couple times right?
proud pebble
surely
violet cave
we wouldn't know
violet cave
okay hang on mic no work
spice bobcat
i'm omw, mom called and put me behind, grabbing my dice and a drink
pastel idol
umbral osprey
https://tenor.com/view/tutel-dance-turtle-itai-no-wa-iya-nano-de-bougyoryoku-ni-...
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
violet cave
umbral osprey
speaking of warhammer fantasy
The only thing I know about Warhammer fantasy is that they have nuclear rats or some shit but this mini is pretty damn cool
umbral osprey
So twitch is just one of these escaped
proud pebble
all their tech is as likely to kill themselves or eachother as the enemy
yes actually
umbral osprey
all their tech is as likely to kill themselves or eachother as the enemy
So they're the orks of the setting
umbral osprey
Orks transcend settings I guess do they still have the accent in fantasy?
proud pebble
without a doubt
umbral osprey
Perfection
proud pebble
But the guy I made is called a Liege Kavalos
one of the generals in the army of Nagash, god of the dead
The Liege belongs to the army called the Ossiarch Bonereapers who are the most elite of Nagash's forces
(they also collect taxes)
umbral osprey
because even in death , the IRS always gets its due
proud pebble
exactly
only 2 things are certain, death and taxes
lore vid if interested
has a bit of stuff about the tabletop
umbral osprey
Can't rn , on a bus and watching yt would obliterate my data
proud pebble
well you could watch it later 
umbral osprey
Yep in a couple hours when I am home
umbral osprey
then why is 40k so much more popular
umbral osprey
sci-fi is generally more popular the fantasy
Ehhh debatable
umbral osprey
it's been around longer for one
But this would do it
proud pebble
perhaps
but the fact remains that Fantasy had to be scrapped and revived by GW because of low mini sales
and it never had to with 40k
umbral osprey
Tbf 40k isn't so Sci-fi as to turn fantasy lovers away so I can see it stealing players because of seniority
Like the setting Has all the fantasy tropes
proud pebble
true
but yeah, I think in 2018(ish) GW stopped making fantasy because it wasn't selling enough
then they came up with Age of Sigmar which is just new Fantasy
which is currently doing well afaik
although last year they rereleased Fantasy classic and called it Warhammer: Old World
umbral osprey
seems like they dont know what to do with the ip to me
proud pebble
they certainly want to keep it XD
changing it to age of sigmar also let them reinforce their IP because they could change the names to more branded stuff
like instead of orcs and goblins now you have Orruks and Gloomspike Gitz
(as two seperate armies)
spice bobcat
i just clearing my desktop and realized losing skarath has also cost us our translator... again.
umbral osprey
i just clearing my desktop and realized losing skarath has also cost us our tran...
Xan can translate remember I have the book from orvex , but I do have to roll for it
violet cave
Didn't Hanvur have Comprehend languages or am I misremembering
violet cave
I'm honestly tempted to have CU113N multiclass into Cleric of the Forge
I know it's from Xanathar but we do have lots of gold lying around
Plus we could even take some of the items we didn't need and make something with utility
proud pebble
The Inter-dimensional Revenue Skeletons
yep, they my favourites
umbral osprey
@native sphinx if you want to join D&D stuff
umbral osprey
Character sheet template for my game its ugly but it does the job
pastel idol
looks like you need to own excel to use it
umbral osprey
you can use google sheets
sign in using gmail , upload and done 
alternatively , libre office a free version of all office products if you are okay with installing something on your pc
did you figure it out aiz?
umbral osprey
downloaded it to pdf
I think you won't be able to edit it as a pdf cuz that's the issue I had with that to begin with
Cuz you need an Adobe acrobat license to make editable pdfs
pastel idol
can just put in text
I also downloaded it as you uploaded it
I think if I were to critique, layout needs to be slightly more compact
but otherwise it looks good
pastel idol
I also downloaded it as you uploaded it
I think if I were to critique, layout ne...
that, or multiple pages in groups that make sense
umbral osprey
I also downloaded it as you uploaded it
I think if I were to critique, layout ne...
Never been good at UX
pastel idol
I'm not sure how to edit on the excel version, but it works perfectly for me on the pdf version
umbral osprey
You'd just click on the cell and type
umbral osprey
No buttons needed you're supposed to be able to simply click and edit , idk I'd need to see your screen but I can't rn
pastel idol
oh nevermind, it doea work like that
my pc was like "internet scary, prevent access to files" so couldn't edit
had to enable
umbral osprey
Ooo these look cool , what are they about
proud pebble
This is the Grim Hollow one
proud pebble
big update to sanguimancy I reckon
umbral osprey
speaking of art i finished making character art for the 2 test characters that will be beating eachother to death in 2 weeks meet eddard frostmaw and trevor gwaed
proud pebble
I want the dice already tho
proud pebble
umbral osprey
24th level??
proud pebble
there was technically no level cap for a character in 3rd edition
you just could only take 20 levels in one class
umbral osprey
So theoretically if a party lived long enough they'd all become lvl 20 everything
proud pebble
So theoretically if a party lived long enough they'd all become lvl 20 everythin...
was it today of the playtest?
umbral osprey
was it today of the playtest?
No , the week jeannie leaves
proud pebble
ahh gotcha
umbral osprey
ahh gotcha
Speaking of , you know a place I can see the older edition rules and the like? For ππ·πΌπΉπ²π»πͺπ½π²πΈπ·
proud pebble
I might... lemme see if I can find them
proud pebble
Speaking of , you know a place I can see the older edition rules and the like? F...
well apparently MIT has a copy of the player's handbook XD
umbral osprey
proud pebble
aside from that, they appear to be on the internet archive
I just searched dnd 3.5 players handbook pdf
umbral osprey
<@456618156547637260> free ruan mei soon, + her lightcone, and fu xuan also avai...
wrong channel aizo?
violet pawn
<@456618156547637260> free ruan mei soon, + her lightcone, and fu xuan also avai...
why ar u pining me here...
pastel idol
forgot I had this channel in focus 
umbral osprey
proud pebble
sudden frost
Are we doing anything today?
umbral osprey
no justin has work
violet cave
Late night shift today
burnt sorrel
we can twiddle our thumbs, i heard that is pretty fun
violet cave
@proud pebble lore accurate catapult spell
proud pebble
ancient sun
genderbender trap sounds fun'
umbral osprey
@proud pebble since your clock just ticked are we changing start time?
proud pebble
<@390914571453464578> since your clock just ticked are we changing start time?
back to "normal" time yes
<@&1248006648744902809> session this week will start at
<t:1743458400:f>
think that's right
ancient sun
Bro i lost an hour of anime time due to the fuckin dls
ancient sun
think that's right
Yes it is
spice bobcat
that says normal time for me
umbral osprey
that says normal time for me
yeah they ticked DLS so he had to update for everyone else
proud pebble
yeah fixing it for EU peeps
proud pebble
umbral osprey
https://tenor.com/view/black-girl-black-girl-grass-weave-gif-5597019
is this what I am supposed to be doing?
umbral osprey
welp , 1 down 24 to go
i will be going live <t:1743555600:R> to stream the first playtest if anyone is interested <@&1248006648744902809> <@&1284336728831950879>
umbral osprey
play test 1 concluded
pastel idol
umbral osprey
next time on playtest 2 , can a party of brave heros stop a hemoancy cult from turning thier leader into a vampire lord
ancient sun
How'd it go and what did you do overall
umbral osprey
How'd it go and what did you do overall
Just made 2 characters and had them beat eachother to death , discovered a potential design flaw with scaling laws but proved that the combat is more dynamic
umbral osprey
ancient sun
Can i be 3 kobolds in a trench coat
proud pebble
no
proud pebble
the issue isn't with the number of kobalds
umbral osprey
3 players but they play a single "entity" that is 3 gnomes in a trench coat
ancient sun
1 kobold and 2 gnomes
violet cave
Can i be 3 kobolds in a trench coat
You could always kill off Elara and then team up with Sparks
umbral osprey
@lofty warren
ancient sun
@pastel idol how does xopah have permanent detect magic? is it a feat?
umbral osprey
<@598198019636330506> how does xopah have permanent detect magic? is it a feat?
she doesnt , she just keeps casting it
ancient sun
How does she not run out of spell slots, its litterally one spell/10 minutes
so 6/hour
proud pebble
it's a ritual
ancient sun
aaaaaaaaahh
So rituals differ from spells so that once cast they stay active even when not having concentration all the time
ancient sun
Okay, so xopah just stops every 10 minutes for one minute to cast it
proud pebble
I don't know shit
ancient sun
Just uparrow after sending
itll go into edit mode instantly
proud pebble
you fuckin wut now
pastel idol
<@598198019636330506> how does xopah have permanent detect magic? is it a feat?
the others pretty much answered it, but yeah- ritual spells don't cost spell slots but take longer to cast as a ritual
the party decided spending the time was worth it, for an extra layer of security in case of anything magical looming
ancient sun
Press the up arrow key
ancient sun
wdym no
proud pebble
I'm not talking about discord messages
ancient sun
Oh, i thought you were talking about typing and editing text
so thats why i assumed it was about messages
proud pebble
if you were in stream then we wouldn't have these problems
ancient sun
Im doing something more important
proud pebble
I believe in you, cannon
well that's more faith then I have
ancient sun
Someone gonna explain what's going on then?
proud pebble
nope
pastel idol
well that's more faith then I have
that's why I'm a cleric, and you aren't
I made a funny, you may laugh
proud pebble
ancient sun
pastel idol
lofty warren
if there will be future campaigns to join or one-shots please count me in π 10+ year player and dm here.
lofty warren
put me in the waiting list
proud pebble
pastel idol
just as a disclaimer- don't expect professional players, peepos just having fun with dnd
but I think cannon is a good dm
umbral osprey
if there's enough interest then we'd start another one early
you did wanna run grim hollow
umbral osprey
if i can make an entire system you can write a story
pastel idol
drake dms grim hollow for us, with his system
umbral osprey
and anyone can write a story , mid or bad
pastel idol
proud pebble
ancient sun
and anyone can write a story , mid or bad <:potastDerp:814620719290777641>
nuh uh
proud pebble
dunno if that'd work
umbral osprey
drake dms grim hollow for us, with his system
gonna have to adapt all of the grim hollow stuff to my system
proud pebble
there's like a lot of GH stuff
pastel idol
gonna have to adapt all of the grim hollow stuff to my system <:potastLOL:814620...
I'm just the player, not my problem how difficult something is- I only have to suggest stuff
that I want the developers to make for me, regardless of difficulty
proud pebble
I just bad at story tellign
umbral osprey
I just bad at story tellign
you'll never improve if you dont try
proud pebble
ancient sun
me stuck on problem
problem annoying
have to make hard decision
deicision shape other shit around it alot
brain hurt
3 hours spent on this
Cannon know problem and is no help
ancient sun
no
you here to give permission to solve problem certain way
would ask aizo help but will ruin problem cuz she too smart
proud pebble
you'll never improve if you dont try <:potastPet:814620718670282762>
is it a stupid idea to make a powerpoint presentation and literally screen record it whilst I do V/O
proud pebble
I hate my brain
umbral osprey
at least its not a normie brain like yours zowo
ancient sun
got me there
i got sad for a bit today cuz friend has a fever and i was supposed to see him tomorrow
proud pebble
this is what we mean
a true introvert is glad when plans get cancelled
no matter the reason
ancient sun
atleast i saw my other friend today
umbral osprey
everyone is ambivert, peepos just lean more to either side
my 100% introvert rating disagrees
ancient sun
When i stopped being bullied irl i started leaning more towards talking more to others
proud pebble
so we should bring back bullying
ancient sun
thats courtesy of my best friend ngl, one of the bullies messed with him and he gave the bully a slap on the cheeck. The guy wound up getting a black eye for 2 weeks
Strangely i wasnt bullied as much after that. I was just haging out with my friend
Cant wait to see what we do in UNI
proud pebble
well I don't see your friend here 
proud pebble
it does when I do it
ancient sun
its not even close dear
umbral osprey
cannon lets fly to finland to beat up zowo 
proud pebble
he's not worth the effort of physically assulting
umbral osprey
aizo will snitch
proud pebble
verbally is easy
umbral osprey
but physical is more fun
proud pebble
psychologically as well
ancient sun
but physical is more fun
Bro cant even handle the temperature
i'd beat yo ass the second you land cuz you finna be an ice cube
umbral osprey
ill come in summer
ancient sun
fuck that, we dont see above 20 most days, and when we do it always rains
last summer we had like 15 days in 4 months that were above 20 and didnt have rain
Cannon stands a chance against the temperature though
i might need to use his weakness against him, other people near the fight
have them slowly approach and talk to him
pastel idol
ill come in summer
meanwhile scandinavian summer still sometimes only 7 degrees celcius
ancient sun
thats what im sayin
neat dust
maybe i'm cursed cuz my city is near the coast
i feel it very rarely dropps below 10c durring summer and that is mainly durring the night
global warming 
give me my cold back
ancient sun
Gulf stream regulates well in norway
pastel idol
on the other hand, scandinavia considers anything above 28C as a "heatwave" with health warnings and suggesting keeping water bottles around when going outside, so going to drake's place where 40+ is "normal" temperature, scandinavians would char
umbral osprey
i feel it very rarely dropps below 10c durring summer and that is mainly durring...
why would you WANT it to be lower than 10
neat dust
last couple of days has been nice temps with like 14 or 15c being the highest and sunny
umbral osprey
on the other hand, scandinavia considers anything above 28C as a "heatwave" with...
its gonna be 27 tmr
neat dust
why would you WANT it to be lower than 10 <:potastLOL:814620715859836938>
i enjoy cold
ancient sun
last couple of days has been nice temps with like 14 or 15c being the highest an...
Same here actually
pastel idol
its gonna be 27 tmr <:potastDerp:814620719290777641>
here, we get anything from 0C during winter, to 40C during summar
ancient sun
I basicallyu live in the sauna, i could take 27 easy
pastel idol
#justislandnationthings
neat dust
Same here actually
and a nice cool breeze just making it all perfect 
proud pebble
i might need to use his weakness against him, other people near the fight <:kapp...
too late, I've already punched you in the face and won
neat dust
speaking of nice temps and such i'm gonna go for a walk since it's not raining or anything
pastel idol
of course it differs from peepo to peepo, but most scandinavians consider between 15-20C to be "perfect" weather @umbral osprey
ancient sun
too late, I've already punched you in the face and won
What makes you think you would even manage to hit me
proud pebble
because I'm better then you
umbral osprey
of course it differs from peepo to peepo, but most scandinavians consider betwee...
move that up by a 10 and thats my perfect weather
proud pebble
perfect is like 9c
ancient sun
because I'm better then you
You really arent
proud pebble
keep thinking that
ancient sun
move that up by a 10 and thats my perfect weather <:potastLOL:814620715859836938...
Lets put you in a sauna and ill show you the "perfect" temperature
umbral osprey
your sauna is probably just my summer
violet cave
of course it differs from peepo to peepo, but most scandinavians consider betwee...
Lookit this viking ah dood
just throw a lego underneath her
ancient sun
your sauna is probably just my summer <:potastLOL:814620715859836938>
fuck you say to me cunt?
violet cave
fight fight fight fight fight
proud pebble
can't even use cunt properly smh
ancient sun
i dont go in there unless its 90C MINIMUM
Im not british, im slowly learning from the aussies
neat dust
that would give u burns no?
proud pebble
sure you don't
umbral osprey
fight fight fight fight fight
he'd fold at the first hit
ancient sun
nah, unless you stay in for more than an hour without water
ancient sun
sure you don't
Thats if you're in there long enough 5head
Take water with you, then an hour is safe. After that u need like 5 mins to cool down not in the sauna and you can go back in
neat dust
is it different if u have ur hand in 90c air then if u have it in 90c water?
neat dust
cuz i was thinking 90c wouldn't be boiling but u would still get burns
ancient sun
Optionally, take beer and a friend, get red skin, forget to drink water, laugh alot, and sauna for 3 hours with barely any cooling
proud pebble
anyway
back to something mroe important
most of my campaign writing is just a bunch of one/two-shots vaguely stitched together
umbral osprey
honestly cannon... you can probably take like 80% of curse of strahd , rename some NPCs , and litearlly just run it with grimhollow creatures
proud pebble
nah, that's boring
umbral osprey
alternatively , litearlly rob the story from darkest dungeon 2
proud pebble
there's lots of stuff I wanna do
ancient sun
okay, do i flip a coin or do i keep thinking about this when i wake up. In the past 3 hours or so i've narrowed this one thing down to 2 options (down from 12)
neat dust
make a deal with a god and isekai the players to a world u control
proud pebble
particually with the vampire nation because I love me some vamps
ancient sun
make a deal with a god and isekai the players to a world u control
Now this is a story i would write
proud pebble
cause you're a weeb (derogatory)
ancient sun
cause you're a weeb (derogatory)
i am proud of it, bro cant use it with that intention toward me
proud pebble
but there's this vampire queen that cast a magic spell that covers 1/3rd of the main continent in darkness so the vamps can rule
I wanna do stuff with that
umbral osprey
but fr , the best stories come from you taking a bunch of random stories and simply mashing concepts together to make what you want
proud pebble
the issue is doing that well enough that it's fun to play thorugh
proud pebble
yeah, she don't look that good
neat dust
not been a vamp for very long
oh i was just throwing out a random idea it's not the pic
proud pebble
umbral osprey
rolls in as a belmont and massacers them all
pastel idol
dnd based on "the secret world" game, where the premise is "if every myth and legend ever told was real"
umbral osprey
i did wanna run a game in the SCP universe one day but idk if yall are familiar with it
also cannon you should run us in warhammer fantasy once
umbral osprey
aizo dm when?
pastel idol
would be super fun, I like telling/writing stories
issue is, and the same reason I can't be something like a school-teacher;
I have zero idea how to "plan a session"
literally none what-so-ever
umbral osprey
cannon can teach you
pastel idol
https://store.steampowered.com/app/215280/Secret_World_Legends/
if I did, it'd totally be based on a setting from this game
I always chose "dragon" faction, with "chaos" as my weapon
already in the game's first "dungeon" you fight the equivalent of "cthulhu"
umbral osprey
damn if cthulhu is the first boss the fuck do you fight in the end game? azzathoth?
pastel idol
the game's setting is as I said, "if every myth and legend ever told was real"
but the premise that's going on, that overarching thing if you will, is that "filth" is expanding and invading the world
and "anima" is disappearing- "filth" is basically the forces of the dark, where "anima" is the forces of light
it goes waaay big. note how I specified "dark" and "light" because neither is necessarily "good" or "evil"
you can even choose to ally yourself with "filth" later in the game
umbral osprey
you can even choose to ally yourself with "filth" later in the game
filth ... feels like belong there
pastel idol
one thing I like is how both speak to you at the same time, overlapping during that quest:
"listen to the voices, they tell the truth(be mindful of the voices, for they corrupt)"
umbral osprey
now you have to DM and get your sister to talk to us at the same time
pastel idol
I swear, the way "quests" work in that game, could literally be made into actual dnd sessions
umbral osprey
then do it
proud pebble
also cannon you should run us in warhammer fantasy once <:potastDerp:81462071929...
that has it's own rpg and it's... not good
proud pebble
if I did, it'd totally be based on a setting from this game
if you want to try, then I'm more then happy to give pointers
proud pebble
if there will be future campaigns to join or one-shots please count me in π ...
Also just wanted to say because I forgot last night
If you want to sit in on any sessions to see how we play then please feel free too
we play on Monday during Jeannie's stream time and a second campaign runs on Saturdays starting 3 hours before Jeannie's stream
lofty warren
Also just wanted to say because I forgot last night
If you want to sit in on any...
ofcourse if ill be at that time andd see π
violet cave
<@&1284336728831950879> remember that DND is tomorrow, three hours b4 Jeannie stream
umbral osprey
<@&1284336728831950879> remember that DND is tomorrow, three hours b4 Jeannie st...
Reminder that I won't be here , spark is being a shoulder pet for yaromir
violet cave
Reminder that I won't be here , spark is being a shoulder pet for yaromir
No he's in the inn like a good like dragon
I have plans for him
burnt sorrel
fyi i may be an hour late to the sesh
ancient sun
There is a small chance that im gonna be <15 mins late but most likely will be on time
proud pebble
looks like it's just me and Justin that'll be on time
umbral osprey
Hey parb might show up on time
ancient sun
No, no i said most likely will be on time
with a 10% or so chance ill be a a few mins late
ancient sun
NO WAY, the guy i had something planned with cancelled. Now i can 100% make it on time unless we have a late night sauna
proud pebble
neat dust
@sudden frost
ancient sun
@sudden frost
umbral osprey
Fire weather? in Norway?
Give him a cape of billowing
Basically flutters in the air and that's it val
violet cave
Silver coating - 100g/Poison coatings - 100g, 2 random poisons - Yaromir and liger
Gauntlet of Lighting Lure (Free Lightning Lure) - 70g - Sparks
Radiant orb grenade, set of 6 - 120g
Spell scroll of protection from good and evil - 25g - Elara
Buckler (+1 AC, can wield two-handed weapons) - 15g
Exploding knife - 350g
Bayonet (dagger attachment for crossbow, bonus action melee attack) - 20g
Arsonist oil - 5g per vial bought
Bottle of distillation (neutrailizes any liquid poured into it from poisons) - 60g
item show updated
ancient sun
Can we pin this for the future
umbral osprey
An empty book val
A spell book with wish on it as a cantrip
But you are exceedingly mean cannon
umbral osprey
Nah he'd lose more money gambling first
you'd sell me out this easily?
Damn it I woulda so gambled on him losing
Okay so I'd have lost my money , classic
neat dust
@burnt sorrel
neat dust
@burnt sorrel @sudden frost
ancient sun
@burnt sorrel@sudden frost
violet cave
sudden frost
When people say githyanki, my brain goes:
ancient sun
i was gonna point that out if someone forgot
sudden frost
12d6 never hurt nobody. 12d4 tho... Who needs caltrops when you have d4s?
proud pebble
spoken like a man who's never stepped on 12D6 before
sudden frost
Well, I guess never hurt nobody does mean always hurt somebody...
ancient sun
one of these hurt like a fuckin demon when i once stepped on it by accident
fucking legos
these ones too
but i need to gather 12d4 and 12d6 to compare
so i just need to buy 10 more sets
aka 120β¬
minimum
sudden frost
I mean, I would just get something like:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/QMAY-Polyhedral-Double-Colors-Playing-Dungeon/dp/B07JH7VD16/ref=sr_1_9
ancient sun
dam, they ship to finland?
ancient sun
still value
sudden frost
Since it's likely over water
ancient sun
12β¬ per set locally or that and shipping for like 50β¬ total
im saving 70β¬
i know, fucking scam of a store
sudden frost
12 Euro per set is wa chioto...
sudden frost
I mean, if this isn't metal we're talking about, or a rare wood, the cost of die casting shouldn't be that much.
ancient sun
straight up plastic ones
sudden frost
Sheeesh
ancient sun
thats the finland tax for you
shits expensive as hell
metallic ones go for 50β¬
per set
sudden frost
Okay... now I want to get some myself.
https://www.amazon.com/AUSTOR-Pieces-Playing-Dungeons-Dragons/dp/B0CQ84T2P8/ref=sr_1_52
ancient sun
I KNOW
COOL AS FUCK
So there's a finnish company who uses a danish vendor who sells them for cheaper per set but thats shipping aswell
or wait
actually not even finnish, they just have a website in finnish
sudden frost
Okay - dice NOT to get:
www.amazon.com/HNCCESG-Polyhedral-Pathfinder-Warhammer-Shadowrun/dp/B0BDKSM4YN/ref=sr_1_56
What are the odds that rolls fairly.
ancient sun
theyre danish altogether
ancient sun
Okay - dice NOT to get:
www.amazon.com/HNCCESG-Polyhedral-Pathfinder-Warhammer-S...
Yeah no, that wont roll fair
proud pebble
that was the first dice set that I bought 10 years ago
sudden frost
Also, since the dragon is standing on the 6, and the 1 is on top, it's basically weight every dice for a natural 1.
neat dust
DO YOU SEE WHY I SAID I WAS LENIENT
ah yes i remember that
in my defense i had no idea what a purple worm was other then it being a big worm that is purple
anyway i apreciate ur leniency
burnt sorrel
Sorry peeps I had a family thing I needed to be at, I thought I'd just be a bit late but it ran overtime
umbral osprey
how dare you have a life
Ikr so cringe
burnt sorrel
silver lining, looks like i didnt miss a stream
violet cave
Nw! Some shopping was done, murder happened, that's all
ancient sun
how dare you have a life
ikr, couldnt be me
proud pebble
<@&1248006648744902809> session will be tomorrow at <t:1744063200:F>
I also did a thing, would appreciate feedback
future ones will be shorter but this just a test
violet cave
I also did a thing, would appreciate feedback
That's a LOT of static
proud pebble
hmm, fair, can increase the noise gate on my mic
violet cave
gain would be good yes
burnt sorrel
I also did a thing, would appreciate feedback
for some actual critique then, i think this is really good.
To cut it a but shorter i think you don't need to describe each thing in such detail (as if you're the DM) instead just a brief summary from a players perspective might work better, like "Hanver solves a complex puzzle", rather than describing the exact mechanics.
Also for these things an emphasis on the funny notable situations/shenanigans, and the combat is what makes it interesting to watch. So maybe spend less time on the exploration and navigation descriptions and more on the funny moments that happened, and the combat that happened. Giving a more play by play for combat would make those sections more action packed.
Also just as a technical thing, i like to leave a few seconds of silence before and at the end of recordings, so you can cut the silence away in editing and avoid those rustles as you settle yourself at the start (theres no static on my end).
And it's more work but you dont need to record it all in one go, record smaller segments at a time and you'll find it easier to be emotive when describing the scene as you dont need to focus on not messing up
but i really like them, if you can get them to under 5mins for the reddit reviews they will be great
proud pebble
yeah, that was just reading the summery that I posted last time but that's all stuff I can change for the next one
spice bobcat
yo man like at first it was all weewoo weewoo but like then they did that schtiz and it was all sloooosh and bangerz and today its like you know? frfr.
okay I listened just now and all I heard was static
spice bobcat
could be cuz I'm on my phone and earbuds but I thought I heard a bit of music, then I skipped ahead a bit and it was just more static
proud pebble
there is meant to be music in the background
spice bobcat
i think it bleed through the static a bit then but I didn't hear you at all
I'm curious what it'll sound like on my pc
proud pebble
yeah, that's very interesting
possibly an issue with the download of the music then
spice bobcat
its possible discord alters media for mobile
proud pebble
That's a LOT of static
were you on mobile?
spice bobcat
I'm saving it and opening it outside of discord
proud pebble
thanks
proud pebble
right so it's a discord issue XD
spice bobcat
that's so odd
aight I'll give it a real listen in a bit then. wanna a watch the patreon since I got the email
spice bobcat
its like zero static outside discord btw
proud pebble
I'll have to make sure to try it on reddit before next reddit day then
spice bobcat
def should test just in case
proud pebble
yee, that's what I'm thinking
violet cave
were you on mobile?
ye discord maimed it
spice bobcat
I think snek gave some good advice. throw in a lil quip here and there like after "orvex died immediately." the inclusion of us looting him cuz Skarath casually remembers he can cast fly and some minor combat details like when Darvin fights the statues he had to ask for help cuz he was getting rekt. helps listeners get more attached to the characters imo. my only real complaint tho is there's moments where the music drowned you out a lil. again dunno if it's my earbuds or not. I like the visuals tho. def brings the recap to life more this way.
kinda like how you got a dig in at Darvin in the first temple for suggesting to toss Orvex. was a nice touch.
umbral osprey
I also did a thing, would appreciate feedback
I made the mistake of opening this on discord with earbuds.... ow
I guess I'll have to wait until I get back
proud pebble
ok, I think the music thing is an issue with the music itself because it's just one track and the volume doesn't change
will probably find a different video for that
still dunno why discord killed it so badly
spice bobcat
still dunno why discord killed it so badly
just tested it on my pc now that i'm home from work and it's fine. it's the mobile app.
lofty warren
nice pack. to bad no $
violet cave
otw soon
lofty warren
whats otw
spice bobcat
otw=on the way
lofty warren
Can i jump in to just listen for a bit?
proud pebble
yeah, of course
violet cave
@spice bobcat basically:
1st turn: Channel Divinity, bonus action do Searing Smite
2: turn: Attack, Searing Smite triggers, bonus action Thunderous Smite on the second attack
pump your other divine smites in there to murder someone
proud pebble
pastel idol
I also like how there's 3 of the same spell, kind of, in the cleric school of magics
"augury, divination, commune" each basically just a better version of the one prior
I'm also excited to see what happens in the next couple sessions, for.. reasons
spice bobcat
oh taht's easy, zowo dies again as we meet his character and hanvur kills him on accident 
violet cave
Xopah also has a stroke and keels over
proud pebble
pastel idol
neat dust
i assume this is a continuation of something?
proud pebble
the summery of our last session
neat dust
not having read or listend to the other summeries the start is a bit confusing to me as i'm just thrust into something happening without knowing whats going on
proud pebble
the rest have just been text posts on reddit
I wanted to try making it as a vid instead to make it better for stream
neat dust
understandable
i like it
maybe have the map as a more constant background both to have something to look at but also to help people know whats going on where more
idk how u would do these things but u could make a symbol or something for the pary and show them moving along the map as ur explaining added with the other pictures as well
also did anyone in the party want to attack the woman? 
proud pebble
yeah, that could work
it's all very experimental for now until the next reddit day happens
neat dust
yeah i saw u made another one earlier i just forgot to watch it
i like the music
nice vibe to the vid
proud pebble
yee, just some copyright free music off youtube
wanted something nice and chill
but thanks for the feedback
violet cave
needs a lil more gain, i had it turned up to max volume and it was all soft
proud pebble
I can raise the volume in the program so not an issue
violet cave
nice
proud pebble
the static might be discord compressing it
neat dust
proud pebble
needs a lil more gain, i had it turned up to max volume and it was all soft
was I too quite or the music too quite or both?
violet cave
both
proud pebble
π
spice bobcat
yep, i had to raise it a bit to hear it well myself.
proud pebble
anyone have an idea for what a party emblem could look like?
proud pebble
ok, audio should be fixed now
umbral osprey
Hey cannon , can we fight a behinder
spice bobcat
volume is much better now and spiked lightening shield with the other's weapons crossing it on a spiderweb since justin turns into a spider so often? maybe a nat 1 in the center considering our rolls
violet cave
Hey cannon , can we fight a behinder <:potastDerp:814620719290777641>
you think you want poison aoe
you dont
proud pebble
volume is much better now and spiked lightening shield with the other's weapons ...
noice, I'll use that as the baseline from now
violet cave
umbral osprey
If they looked like this... I'll gladly become undead
neat dust
how does booming blade work again?
was it lighting?
shockwave?
really what i wanna ask is can i cast it and strike the ground to quickly clear fog,smoke or gas?
pastel idol
how does booming blade work again?
pastel idol
doesn't seem like it, also requires hitting a creature
violet cave
No need for lightning or shockwave when you have gust of wind
Thunderwave too
If you want a cantrip that deals thunder, Thunderclap
neat dust
name to me sounded like it implied a shockwave like a loud sound so i was curious if i could use it to clear stuff in the air
guess not
violet cave
It's up to the DM for things like that
I would rule that unless it's magical fog, using thunderwave would part the fog in the air
neat dust
ancient sun
Nice, yall leveld up
violet cave
<@&1284336728831950879> D&D is happening tomorrow
ancient sun
DONT FUCKIN SCARE ME LIKE THAT
i thought bro was pinging like surprise session now
holy fuck
but good to know
proud pebble
it was the 6 psychic damage that really finished him off
umbral osprey
it was the 6 psychic damage that really finished him off
did you drop him from the top of the castle or something?
ancient sun
it was the 6 psychic damage that really finished him off
yes, the psychic damage. Bro coulnt take it once he saw his cock snapped in half and had a mental breakdown
violet cave
proud pebble
god can't stop me and neither can you
proud pebble
did you drop him from the top of the castle or something? <:potastLOL:8146207158...
not actually me but yes, that's what they did
pastel idol
violet cave
not actually me but yes, that's what they did
Lemme guess, cull the weak?
proud pebble
how tf is this dumbass comment my most upvoted thing on reddit
umbral osprey
https://youtube.com/shorts/0INbsOO3t9g?si=Gux7Tx3WxMWfChnh
The actual fuck?
umbral osprey
@violet cave just to confirm for tonight we're still lvl 3 right?
ancient sun
how tf is this dumbass comment my most upvoted thing on reddit <:KEKW:7099732132...
reddit is stupid
violet cave
Heads up <@&1284336728831950879>, this session is gonna start an hour later because it's going to be much shorter. A lot of lore will happen today hence why I trimmed it down, but the idea is that after this session, you will have leveled up to lvl 4
violet cave
<t:1744488000:R>
ancient sun
I wish it would just show the time in the 24hr format
<t:1744488000:t>
like that
@burnt sorrel pin this one instead, u can choose the format to be a bit clearer on this one
burnt sorrel
how about you just use the other one corectly, theres a drop down for changing the format
ancient sun
where
burnt sorrel
type
burnt sorrel
you could have just looked at the website for 2 seconds instead of pinging me immediately -_-
ancient sun
BRO I DID
i was starin at it for a solid 3 tryna figure it out how to make it better
mins that is, 3 minutes
violet cave
Come on in, I'm muting myself as I'm sorting out notes
@olive mesa @neat dust @ancient sun @umbral osprey 
umbral osprey
gimme a min
violet cave
Anyone who doesn't show up to the session does not get their level up 
proud pebble
@sudden frost
violet cave
@sudden frost PARRRR
Feats are ok
Hmmmm
Yeah no you either roll or pick avg
You can't switch
Grrr we'll have to wait for Par because this is their story-triggered thing
@proud pebble do it cuz funny
Go tough and become wiiiiide
Okay we'll give five minutes and then we'll begin then
neat dust
@sudden frost
violet cave
And time too
You could be making money getting OTHER things
Can't believe a single Elon Musk crashout leans to total POE2 server death
Bro go dragged balls deep by the public chat too
violet cave
~~Silver coating - 100g/Poison coatings - 100g, 2 random poisons~~ - Yaromir and...
Here
violet cave
violet cave
1 - External force causing upward migration of Underdark creatures into dwarven territory
2 - Calculated silencing of League outposts to prevent spread of information
3 - Smuggling ring set up connecting arms and Warforged trafficking from Port Aldra through the mountains
4; Luvrect's involvement, no sign of Hand of Vecna
violet cave
umbral osprey
umbral osprey
https://www.aidedd.org/dnd-filters/feats.php
these are the feats
proud pebble
umbral osprey
violet cave
neat dust
detect magic, identify or puppet 
violet cave
identify needs a pearl btw
neat dust
neat dust
command, detect magic, identify or puppet
what to chose
int:16 wis:9 cha:8 does anything happen if i put 1 point into any of these?
neat dust
it's already +0
neat dust
command or puppet
violet cave
personally, command
neat dust
i'll take it
proud pebble
<@&1248006648744902809> game at normal time this week, remember you're lv8 now and that you're storming the Yuan-ti Cult
umbral osprey
https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/s/OfE5wUgqn5
Playing spark can be.... painful sometimes
proud pebble
you did it to yourself
umbral osprey
The dice did it to me
umbral osprey
Fair I guess
violet cave
Me when I play a +5 Wis cleric nuke machine with a -2 Con so he gets slammed by a coughing baby
proud pebble
me playing a cleric with -3 dexterity because I wanted combat to be over before I have to do anything
umbral osprey
me playing a cleric with -3 dexterity because I wanted combat to be over before ...
Bro tanked every aoe he saw
I bet that cleric didn't live a long life
proud pebble
actually he was a bigger probelm the Xopah is
umbral osprey
actually he was a bigger probelm the Xopah is
Damn I guess you don't need dex saves when you have a billion EHP
proud pebble
it was more that he just wouldn't get hit by anything
umbral osprey
it was more that he just wouldn't get hit by anything
Throws 10 fireballs , problem solved
proud pebble
still alive bitch
umbral osprey
AC has nothing to do with that
proud pebble
was... 23? 24? something like that
ancient sun
holy shit
umbral osprey
He probably just has yes con so 500 hp
umbral osprey
was... 23? 24? something like that
Rookie numbers , even xan can get there
proud pebble
cool, it could go higher
umbral osprey
AC is impressive once it's in the 30s
proud pebble
nah, that was our paladin
ancient sun
what kinda buffs they got to get such high AC's
proud pebble
yes
ancient sun
Baseball, huh...?
umbral osprey
I mean if you to barb with 20 con and dex you're already at 20 AC naked , put on a +3 shield and that's 25 now take a dip into swords bard and you can hit 31 with defensive florish , 36 with shield and 38 with haste , 40 with shield of faith , any higher would require specific magic items
proud pebble
the highest I could ever get was 56
umbral osprey
At that point nothing hits you unless it's a crit
Cuz I doubt anything has +35 to hit
proud pebble
bet I could come up with a character that did
ancient sun
that'd be a rogue wouldnt it
proud pebble
actually no
ancient sun
color me surprised
pastel idol
xopah can never wear the strongest heavy armour(which is at 18ac)
but she does have natural armour set at 17, benefit of being a tortle 
pastel idol
if you make a redemption paladin with the best heavy armour and shield
you can sit comfortably at a permanent 33ac with resistance to all damage types
give her shield master feat on top of that and her dex saves to avoid fireball and cone of cold etc. would be at +17
with success meaning 0 damage taken
pastel idol
we simply have to get you a ring of protection for a +1 AC
cannon would never allow that
umbral osprey
artficers can make magic items , we just have to make zowo an artificer
pastel idol
highest ac xopah can reach in a semi permanent state right now, is 29ac
with no additional items or feats/traits
proud pebble
cannon would never allow that <a:SilvervaleGiggles:1228697658533744640>
it's not if I would allow it or not, it's wether or not the book has a ring of protection in it
lofty warren
dm can always bend the things thats in the book and manipulate items in to existence. π
umbral osprey
if cannon ever changes the book its to make things harder he's evil
lofty warren
heh a ring to player and an atombomb to a BBEG
pastel idol
bbeg throws atom bomb
character with shield master feat takes no damage
lofty warren
nah if your ac is not 999 you die.
proud pebble
if cannon ever changes the book its to make things harder <:potastLOL:8146207158...
it's nothing to do with being evil
it's that you lot are OP af and need an actual challenge
umbral osprey
it's nothing to do with being evil
i am joking
proud pebble
I'm not
lofty warren
it's that you lot are OP af and need an actual challenge
thats what true evil would say π
pastel idol
the group triggers a trap and is teleported into a giant room with no doors
in the room, the group is met with an impending sense of doom, as they see themselves surrounded by shades, liches and red wizards
lofty warren
i would just put the chair in to that room π
who watched critical role wold understand
pastel idol
slight critical role spoilers for anyone who plans to watch ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg7AfMQ_J5Y||
but cannon would probably understand/appreciate matt's struggle
proud pebble
the chair is a mimic
umbral osprey
at least thats one thing that'll eat my ass