#YO ANYONE DOWN FOR DND ON NON-STREAM NIGHTS?
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you can use it whenever you get advantage on an attack , from being hidden or from flanking an enemy by surrounding them
ignore drake's mine is more correct
i liked the sound of shadow monk cuz of teleport and invisibility
it's really fun, one of my favourites- but, you need to remember those traits while powerful
are only available in shadows of at least dim light
it's less good in actual play as opposed to in BG3 fyi
often, there'll be light around so you need to sneak around corners and away from light
but you can also expend ki points to create magical darkness
our campaign has us underground in caves alot no? so i just need to deal with the light sources 
or expend ki points for your team, to give them "pass without trace"
correct

shadow monk can too, for ki points
the only thing that would kinda fuck up that build is i think his wisdom was low?
how much wiz do you have val? 
given the current actions: 0
well then you can't multiclass monk, as it requires at least 13
unless dm allows it

yeah he cant go into monk rn 
how get more wisdom?
lets not intro Val to multiclassing until he understands the game better XD
at lvl 4 you can get youself 2 points , but wont be enough
the spells shadow monk gets, able to be cast for ki points is: darkness, darkvision, pass without trace, and silence
and they also get the minor illusion as a cantrip
later they get the "spell-like abilities" shadow step and cloak of shadows
just play a pure arcane trickster for this campaign val , you can make your dream build next time 
I'm a fighter... I hit things
what are your stats like now? all of them
dis me 
just need sentinel, and multiple reactions to really mess up the enemy

strenght: 14 dex:18 con:10 int:16 wisdom: 9 charisma: 8
that glorious 4 CHA 
what class are you, rogue?
i'm proficiant in acrobatics, deception, perception, slight of hand and stealth.
yes
our party is 3 rouges a fighter and a wizard 
actually 4 rouges but one is a druid multi class
and ill be a sorc mulitclass eventually 
all because i called fighters boring
I think arcane trickster, inquisitive, or mastermind would be fun subclasses for you, and good for your stats
can i be munk if i promise to not save zowo the next time he gets naked and dies
and it was worth it
inquisitive?
inquisitive sublcass is essentially a spy, good at investigation and getting information out of peepos
arcane trickster is a rogue who bolsters what they do with sneaky magic
mastermind is good at manipulating peepos, one of their special traits is, that their "help" action gets a 30ft range instead of 5ft
like an investigator
arcane trickser sounds like what i would like most
btw cannon are we playing tmr?
arcane trickster is really cool
you get a magic knife and shit
possibly
a cantrip is a spell you can cast unlimited times a day
no mage hand is basically a hand that you get that can touch stuff val 
mage hand cantrip is automatically given to you when you pick the arcane trickster subclass
and then you get to pick to additiona spells from the wizard spell list, but they have to be either enchantment or illusion school
while other spells consume a resource that limits how many you can cast per day
i see

it depends on if I have enough energy, I didn't realise just how much talking to people takes out of me rn

after yesterday's session I had to nap for like 2 hrs
socialising is tiering
*tiring

might say a short 2 hr session if peeps are ok with that
every couple of months i go back to fucking up that word
meanwhile me planning a guys' trip for july 
it happens
fuckin normie
fuckin NEET
as long as you aint pushing yourself
if we go in with the understanding that it will be shorter then normal and that I might end even before the 2 hr mark then I down to try
im fine with anything under 2hrs, works better for me anyway 
ok, now 15hr session 
1st level spells you can pick when you get arcane trickster subclass- (up to two at level 3)
enchantment list: charm person, silvery barbs, sleep, tasha's hideous laughter
illusion list: colour spray, disguise self, distort value, illusory script, silent image
@neat dust I suggest silvery barbs at least, really good spell

2nd level spells for arcane trickster isn't until level 7
with 3rd level being at 13, and 4th at 19
Justan says we probably won't go above lv11
yee
I'll still only be at 2 attacks a turn tho 
never mind
I lie
Fighter gets 3 attacks per turn at lv11
yeeeeee
6 attacks LETSGO
<@&1248006648744902809> there is gonna be a session tomorrow, probably just gonna be 2hrs or so but we might end earlier then that depending on my energy levels
what does silvery barbs do?
what the heckers did i miss? yalls been yappin
forces disadvantage on a check
i asked about stuff
for the enemy right?
yes
not much just val asking questions
what does tasha's hideous laughter do?
forces an enemy to laugh
if the target fails a save then it laughs for it's turn
next level, yeah
i want silvery barbs, sleep and disguise self
disadvantage on an enemie's roll granted they're within 60ft of you
and then you can give advantage to another friendly creature(or yourself) on their next attack roll, ability check, or saving throw
at reaction speed
2 at 3rd level
it forces mage hand on you when you first pick arcane trickster
oh those these are cantrips not spells
at 4th level arcane trickster, you can pick a 3rd spell
definetivly picking this 
sleep also sounds good but how specificaly does that work?
oh yeah you right, 3 cantrips, mage hand and two others
and 3 spells no?
yes
so these were spells?
or were they cantrips?
the ones I listed are spells
you can see the entire list here
the fun thing about silvery barbs is, it's a reaction spell
so you use it in response to an enemy's roll succeeding
then you just "nope" them, and they have to reroll

granted "reactions" are once per round

also, tasha's hideous laughter is a 1minute concentration spell
if your target fails it's save, it's forced to hideously laugh for a minute
unless it breaks free
could i pick any cantrip?
yes
also whats the specifics for sleep?
"1 minute" means 10 rounds of combat
can i just cast it and if i hit target goes to sleep?
For DS2, does taking damage from the smelter demon's fire aura count as getting hit?
then I no hit Smelter Demon with bow only
nice
yup, you roll the specified die, then if your target has less health than the die numbers
they fall into forced sleep
5d8s iirc
as for tasha's laughter- the target falls prone, cannot stand up, and are considered incapacitated for the duration(or until broken)
really good spell
to make someone sleep? but other then that i can make people go to sleep no matter the situation?
yes
hmm tasha's sounds good for combat and sleep sound good in general but seems harder to pull off
sleep i can hopefully put a whole camp to sleep 1 by 1
also i can't decide which cantrips i want >.<
they're only asleep for a minute

again that is 10 rounds of combat, but outside combat it's not that long
also while they're asleep all attacks on them are crit
fire bolt sounds cool a nice little long range spell

leaning more towards tasha's
if I could recommend some; "dancing lights" is pretty good, as it let's you light up dark places as you want
and "message" let's you telepathically talk briefly to another creature within 120ft and have them be able to reply
pretty good for cantrips
i got night vision and like having the dark help keep me hidden
in that case, "control flame" lets you snuff out fires
it can also just reduce how far light is cast, granted the source is flames
Iron King also beaten hitless with bow
its shit
nice
i see
it gives advantage on your next attack against the target, but costs an action so you can't attack on the same turn
the best use, is out of combat to prepare(since it's a cantrip) and then sneak up to them and attack
that spell should have been a bonus action
not the best really
prestidigitation may be better for you than control flame
it's less specific, but it allows you to snuff out candles, torches or campfires still
but, it also allows you to light them if needed, or it can clean surfaces, like if you're splattered with blood, or covered in mud
difficult word
it can also warm your blanket in the winter, or cool it in the summer
unsure if i can even say it 

anyway sounds like i wanna take that over control flame yeah
you can read the specifics here: https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:prestidigitation
for a cantrip it's pretty fun
the big difference between control flame, and presti- is that control flame has 60ft range
presti only has 10ft
which is still like, 3 meters or so
so control flame can put out torches and campfires while you're still about 20 meters away
presti needs you to be a little closer
so control flame is better for me no?
if that is what you're after, yes
fire bolt got long range and does 1d10 dmg
you don't have like, a bow?
he does
control fire, mold earth, and shape water are all fun
60ft is the short range, it can shoot beyond that but with disadvantage
can i treat it like earth bending? like i can make a small wall or spikes?
maybe move a chunk off a wall so i can enter
cantrips aren't that powerful

just wondering if i wanna enter a fortres if i can move a small chunk of the wall to make a hole for me to go through
i see
mold earth is more like, you can influence a small area to:
- cause difficult terrain, or make difficult terrain normal
- make shapes in the ground/dirt
- excavate already loose dirt/earth
but can i make small walls to hide behind or spikes to damage enemies?
the bottom one closest to what you mean
but it would need to already be soft and loose
i see
not big enough to really do much
something like that, but it wouldn't be mud
.<
there are higher level spells that can create earth walls, create patches of mud, create holes in walls and such
cantrips are the lowest form of spells
hence they can be cast again and again

hmm so i can't throw water from a puch and turn it into small ice needles?
with shape water
the spell you wanted "mold earth" to be: https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:move-earth
6th level spell
that may be possible, but it wouldn't amount to the "ice knife" spell
you could probably use shape water to make needles of ice, and them fling them with your own throwing power

but it would just be counted as a "thrown weapon"
an arcane trickster is still a rogue after all
you're just dipping your feet a bit into magic
does sapping sting give me health?
no, just does necrotic damage and makes the target fall prone
there are no healing cantrips, even for clerics
much to my dismay

healing on cantrip would be way too strong tbh
yeah
idk what to pick >.<
I don't know what justin has planned for you all, but control flame was good right?
"message" let's you talk to your party even at distance, and "mending" let's you repair broken things
you can always pick that firebolt if you really wanted a ranged spell

it just sounds cool
it has little use other then for dmg
it does 1d10 and my bow does 1d6
acid splash can hit multiple enemies 
if you like ranged attacks, "chill touch" while only being 1d8 instead of the firebolt's 1d10
also prevents the target from gaining health until your next turn

booming blade is pretty damn good if you wanna be melee
not on the list 
it's from the expanded list, but not all dms allow that
so I just sent the core list
yeah, Drake is a little power gamer and likes to use the most broken stuff possible
no its just thematic for my character 
if we use the expanded list, there's also sword burst https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:sword-burst
i like to make strong thematic builds
sure it is buddy
ooo this is cool
like a mini spirit guardians
we will have to have a op build off at some point 
xopah has a spell that, over a minute, heals a minimum of 70 hit points, and a maximum of 170
as a bonus action each turn after the initial cast
i'll think on this more another time
i am not good at making the "most powerful" build , but i am pretty good at making the peak of a theme
can't do it before i level anyway 
ok, the theme is: Strongest build possible
at 7th level in cannon's campaign, I get access to "aura of life" that gives resistance to necrotic damage within my radius
as well as preventing the loss of maximum hit points
that will be pretty useful
gotta send more spectres at you before lv7 then
cuz life loss is permanant in this campaign cuz of the curse 

max hp loss is brutal but it could be so much worse XD
granted, it is a concentration spell, so no other concentration while that goes
and it has a chance of falling
i'm squishy
I can make clerics practically immortal, but for xopah, she suffers from being a tortle, but I thought it would be funny

I have 26 Val
cannon has something 20?
you're only level 2 in justin's campaign right?
yup
yep
rogue's health is a 1d8 per level, + con mod
quick thing I found on undead
amma ask this again , since aizo is the only one that reads the pins
but cannon and val , would either of you be interested in being test rats for my own system in a bit?
fighters, paladins has 1d10 + con, barbarians have 1d12 + con
this means i rolled a 2
sure, at some point
at first level, the roll counts as the highest possible roll + con
after that you roll
1 more player and ill run it 
I rolled an 8 or 9 at second level I believe
the majority of classes are 1d8
basically i am making a game thats like D&D and i want testers 
Bard, Cleric, Druid, Monk, Rogue and Warlock are all D8s
fully half the classes in the game
when?
not for a while
when it's finished
still didnt finish it up
also just a FYI- the "create food and water" spell xopah has, while it sustains you and such
it's considered "bland", so think like, canned stuff, or war rations
so if one wants an actual good meal, hunting or cooking is still better, from a roleplaying standpoint

weather i can or not depends on when cuz work and also needing to mentaly prepare 
I think after you're in the jungle for months, even basic food and water is plenty
think the spell i can't spell lets u add flavor
cantrip not spell
prestige something
prestidigitation does, but it's not that the food isn't flavoured, it's just like, canned food, or rations like
is how I imagine it
I shall give Aizo the spoon of spices, a magic spoon that automatically seasons any food it stirrers, to perfection
it's unseasoned food

Drake gets the spoon of slightly too much salt, a magic spoon that makes any food eaten taste slightly too salty
i suddenly crave pancakes
the kind of flavour prestidigitation does, is also more like, you can give water a slight lemony flavour, and other similar
it's still just a cantrip

can't make water taste like pizza

can't make stew taste like it had more salt used in it?
the spell "adds flavour" you would have to specify what flavour
your newest magic item
hmm but what if u specify the flavor of what ur already eating would it then enhance the flavor?
the spell doesn't enhance flavour, it "adds"
still a cantrip, after all

imagine a cook that despite training for year is cursed , but the reason is , all his utensils have similar curses on them and he calls the party for help only for the party to uncover someone is playing a really bad prank on him 
yes but ur adding stew flavor onto stew
if you had curry rice, and cast presti to add "curry flavour" it probably wouldn't be noticable
but this is really just roleplay flavour, so would be up to the dm

@umbral osprey im late to the party on this but
Sneak attack is balanced by virtue of proccing once per turn
Monk however gets varied abilities that add onto the unarmed strikes
makes assassin rogue/paladin/gloomstalker ranger, and does smiting, gloomstalker initial sneak attack that automatically crits
me over here with my fighter who bonk
sup, no mic today cos im workin
so just listening in
yeah my voice has massive ping too for some reason
@pastel idol @ancient sun get in here
glad you're having fun aizo 
yee, was good to have you all back
glad you feeling up for it again
still subject to change unfortunately, next week is probably gonna be a bit rough 
w/e you need to do, just keep us posted.
The day Aizo plays a combat character is horrifying
They're just taking advantage of what's there. People may deride munchkin-ing, but goodness knows in the game world itself there are characters which would do the same.
The virgin multiclass vs the Chad mono class nuke
<@&1284336728831950879> could everyone please give me a Dex save and put the results in this channel please?

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so fukin random and im scared
just poured out one of my dice sets from the case and frantically scrambled for the d20 on teh floor
28
Totaly not lying 
Not at work with no dice
i am at work with no dice
Wait can i even get 28
Maybe it was 26
Uhh why?
just make the roll π
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I love baseball and D&D, this is definitely going to be me when I become a dad one day 

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is now also a good time to point out that Elara is unconscious and as a result automatically fails dexterity saving throws?
mean
I could wait to do it on the day
I mean, i wasnt aware that a con save gets immediately forfeit when unconscious, while stabilized
not con , dex
dex saves are you "moving out" of an explosion or similar , cant move if you're unconsious 
Didnt know thats how it worked
but same fuckin modifier in my stats so the number i rolled doesnt change if jstn decides to be benevolent
Unconscious
An unconscious creature is incapacitated (cannot take actions or reactions), canβt move or speak, and is unaware of its surroundings
The creature drops whatever itβs holding and falls prone.
The creature automatically fails Strength and Dexterity saving throws.
Attack rolls against the creature have advantage.
Any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attacker is within 5 feet of the creature.
also jesus fuckin christ that explosion will be massive if it hits all the way back behind the tent me and liger were at. Aint the last guys like 100ft away at this moment or sum shit
or whatever the fuck we need to dodge
i think elara might be dead
unless the explosion does twice your max hp you wont die while unconsious and stable
and if it does we're actually all dead 
I'm not
right , cannon's tanky as fuck and he'll be the sole survivor
in hindsight, i shoulda prolly used my feat for the save on the thunder sword attack i suffered
woulda not been knocked out
all according to keikaku
Yes.
glad I could help
also, it would only have to do his max hp in damage, because he's at 0 rn
you REALLY want him dead huh 
i will fucking kill cannon
I'm just pointing out the facts
It was your own decisions that lead you to this point
i have a feeling ik who wins that pvp 
you can try to kill be but mr skinny dick, no hp doesn't stand much of a chance
well whatever the fuck it is, assuming it'll happen near the spot where the last guy was killed, there's no way in hell it deals that much dmg so far out as i currently am
sure, keep that optimism
If my character dies, i will overtake whatever cannon had before his swap out of spite as compensation for him pointing out all these facts
whats the damage of a thermonuclear bomb 
yeah, no you won't
at least 4
there's no way a guy would make a thermonuclear bomb without clearing some shit like DC32 performance/survival checks cuz it would be hella hard to make one even as a rogue lvl 10 with insane stat boosts and expertise in tinkering tools
do I need to point out how easy it would be to kill Skarath as well?
Bitch i know you'll find a way to kill him even if i said you dont need to point it out just because of how spiteful you are
so uhhhh
we just need @sudden frost and @burnt sorrel :3
all i did was ask for a dex save!
why are yall worried
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- I am proficient in those!
So:
Elara: auto fail
Liger: 22
Drake: 22
Yarromir: 15
Parb: 21
Sneke: 7
no no i was at work i hadn't rolled at all
if i can i'm right next to elara so maybe i could help?
Ye, i was gonna dm you something along those lines but it woulda been too metagamey so i didnt, glad you recalled that
pls come up with something
i do not understand what metagaming is
Doing things that break the 4th wall
why is it called metagaming and not just idk unimmersive?
so like using information that only one person should know as a group since its been told out of character but the other players' characters shouldnt know it
Dunno, dont care

this is an issue i can have as i have no idea what only specific chars know
i know i know something only i know cuz justin dm'd me
i have no clue if i explained that right
metagaming is using knowledge from outside the game to affect what you do in game
the most common example is when a player knows a weakness that an enemy has and calls it out when their character would have no reason to know
it's like if you're playing a game and think "there's probably a trap here because this is where game devs would put a trap"
ah but my char isn't suposed to know that there is a trap there 
exactly
<@&1284336728831950879> Saturday's session will be extremely short because it's a continuation of the combat from before, you will see why
3 hours before stream right?
Yes 3 hours before stream. Maybe an hour and a half ish? Like I said this was combat that was supposed to be done last session but you guys went stealth mode and it paid off really well

@proud pebble you could not have come at a more funnier time
kai's BG3 run is going very..............scuffingly 
Oh I knew that already 
how much do you know O_O
cuz it's been three streams of Kai hitting her head against all of Moonrise towers sound:1099105064842436629:1254920218275217459
I didn't know the 3 streams thing, I saw the first few when she was in act 1
well how do i say this
Kai got to act 2 via the goblin camp
she accidentally picked a fight there and wiped out the cultists
she then walked to Moonrise on foot
failed three nat 1's with Z'rell and combat happened without taking a long rest inbetween
She had to fight the entirety of Moonrise Towers for three streams in a row
ah
and then when combat was finally over, tunrs out her inventory is just all the gear she has including magic items
i think it's gonna be great
given changes to panda stream, what's the crack with the session?
Welllll 11 AM PST is around 7pm GMT. That will be extremely early for those not in Europe
DAMN YOU MIYAZAKI
<@&1284336728831950879> let's put it to a vote,
or
if you want to do D&D today (or watch Jeannie)
if the session is short then could we squeeze it inbetween?
Possibly
.....see it's a Phase Two ......
boss music starts chanting latin
If we're gonna do just an hour, it's doable but everyone's gonna have to lock in
"Ex noctem quod obvolvat me
Tenebris barathri de imo imo
Dei quis possent gratias ago
Ob animam meam invictam"
i can do the hour break but cant do during stream time. im bad at multi tasking so wouldn't be able to mod strem
When is teh start? My brother got sick so i have a few things to do so might take an hour
though im guessing its not gonna be for like 3 hrs
a little confused but think it's in 3hours yeah
so thats 12pm for u
oh wait u use the same time as me so 24
oh also i got confused with 12am/pm again
24 is 12am
confuses me
being used to the 24 hour clock it makes more sense to me for 24 to be 12pm then am
and mid day to be 12am cuz it's weird for it to go 11am-12pm-1pm
<@&1284336728831950879> we start in 40 minutes
@sudden frost @neat dust @umbral osprey 
@neat dust come here
the dichotomy of the dice:
This is me rn
https://youtu.be/SK9YpwF7ImM?si=VBv522xw4RsZC6PK
This is Elara
https://youtu.be/EwB2bv6HqkI?si=Dv10xua0Z1rR3X1E
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I just multiclassed. Fear me if you dare.
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Nah - I'll be inquisitive rogue eventually, though for the moment I picked up a level of cleric. Figured we need spare the dying more at the moment than extra sneeeek damage.
And this is something Razina's been thinking about from the begining.
but i want a feat first
Inquisitive rogue + knowledge domain cleric. Not super, but very character consistent.
Whacha doing for sorcerer class?
draconic sorc
because i am a kobold
the only reason being that i want to eventually polymorph into a blue dragon 
I prefer storm if I can get away with it, for the extra mobility. But the elemental affinity damage is noice.
currently i am considering which feat to take next level , only requirement being that it has to give me +1 cha because i am sitting at 13
Dragon fear looks fun. Skill expert is always solid though. Dragon fear probably scales better than dragon hide because of the proficiency bonus incease, but it really depends on the character's motivations I guess.
Ah... Bummer. I thought kobolds counted
if justin lets me take dragon hide i would , but i doubt he will
My b
Well, then it's probably down to resilient or skill expert right? Unless actor's mimicry thing is your jam.
2 sessions without a nat 20
i remembered i orignaly wanted disguise salf but i think my other choise might be better
You could use catapult with your duck. 
snek is the one with the duck
i got silvery barbs, tashas's laughter and comprehend languages
Well, if you're going for maximum chaos, besides disguise self there's grease.
my terraria character im playing modded with my friends rn is named Fucking NAT 1. so far so good, ive not rolled a nat 1
i wanna be a stealthy assassin but also wanna be usefull to the team
Since so many of us are rogues, if you put longstrider on us our max movement per turn would go from 90 to 120.
But safest option is probably absorb elements and shield
i'v already picked out my thingies so maybe another next level if i get more slots 
val has feline agility , his movement is 120 already 
yup
Sorry. I just love silly ideas too much
feline agility can only be used once per combat right?
yes
i did think about useing it earlier to get closer to the guy but decided to save it
nice to have to either rush to save someone or for me to runaway
i think you had used it earlier to get to elara anyways
oh right same combat
Now I want a wizard who uses catapult to throw his octopus familiar at enemies.
is there a way for me to insta kill someone from stealth?
like if i roll to hit it's guarnteed deaht?
Guaranteed? Not really. But assassins and smites are pretty reliable.
assassin is a skill or class?
Assassin is a rogue archetype
can i still get that 
assassin is another rogue subclass val
no you cant you're an arcane trickster now
As an assasin, not only do you get sneak attack on surprised enemies, but you auto-crit.
And then at 17th level, because that wasn't enough, you double your damage again.
cant have 2 subclasses 
i mean you could still swap now 
Xanathar's has guidance on how to switch subclasses if your DM approves it is reasonable. But you still can't hold two 'specializations' in the same class. You can't be two types of rogue.
And since you're only leveling now, as Lorddrake says...
i'll stick to arcane trickster
assassin just sounds cooler and lv17 seems cool
atleast now i get to have fun with spells
justin said we will end around lvl 11 anyways

12 if you're lucky
If I kill Elara, do I get more exp?
No
No, but you'd get his loot and probably a few arrest warrants
You can be like Pan Kmicic from the Deluge, and see how many warrants you can accrue before you're caught.
<@&1248006648744902809> same as last week folks, short session tonight, sorry for not saying before now, time is being weird XD
i got some very explosive diarrhea from eating something that was on the verge of spoiled
might be 10 mins late

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Okay so if the party screams really loudly together we can stop a wizard /s
we are playing tomorrow right?
<@&1284336728831950879> we have D&D tonight 3 hours before stream
Discord isn't wanting to work on my pc rn so might be some issues later if I can't fix it
Rip
aight, it's kinda working but a little slow to load so we'll see
ima be 5-10mins late fams having a latee dinner -_-
@sudden frost
this messge
Elara currently has:
- Mage armour
- Magic missle
- Tasha's caustic brew
- Identify
- Silvery barbs
- Hold person
and - Misty step
As her prepared spells
For the spells she has unprepared but can be prepared at any rest
- Feather fall
- Charm person
- Sleep
suddenly a snail appears and starts gliding slowly towards you. you get a sense of impending doom as you notice it's neatly trimmed mustache and it's obvious intent as you're it's sole focus.
scary
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a few days ago i saw a clip from a comedian i forgot the name of who asked what would u do if u couldn't fail?
cure cancer
it's more like u will succeed in becoming or doing whatever u want u won't get magic
u wanna start and have a successfull business u can do that
yeah , so i am going to cure cancer 
I would like to start a business casting magic spells
i mean sure u can successfully start a business that has the goal of trying to do that
if u actualy cure cancer who knows
no i am just going to research the cure and then do it 
question was asked cuz a woman hated her job and the manager so he asked that cuz the answer to that is what she should try to do
if its a job then ill open a game dev studio 
<@&1284336728831950879> remember that there is no D&D for the next two weeks, the next one will take place at March 15
Is that going to include you playing in my game btw?
uhhhh i dont think so no
are you asking me if getting 5 to 6 adults to agree to a time and place to meet up on a regular basis is hard?
yes it is difficult to get 5 to 6 adult together on a regular basis
like wtf do you even want from me, you should know this just from trying to arrange a hangout with your friends
well you see, we are all very active so if one of us asks to hang out we can get it done super fast
oh yeah, I forgot you're a literal child who still has free time
:sadge
<@&1248006648744902809> session tonight, hopefully gonna make it to Omu this time 

Beelines back to the port
I will end the campaign
goes straight down through the land of ashe and smoke to snapping turtle bay
So about this uhhh March 3rd I won't be around
ok, that's fine
this week only thing that would make me late is if i fall asleep at my desk
Done the write-up and posted it
Hey, I didn't catch it, but did someone ask about a non D&D system they were considering?
I am making my own
there's no dnd today right?
nope
not next week either right?
nope
drake won't be joining us today, he dealing with some important things 
I'm also not joining
he's got my spirit
Fafo? Im guessing its like evil and evil or something
Yooo I'm gonna be finally free to return back to ToA
<@&1284336728831950879> returns this Saturday, 3 hours before Jeannie stream
Reminder that we are resuming with @umbral osprey and @burnt sorrel scouting the path ahead before bringing the rest of the group
sweet, imma forget that by then
The target is to reach the Lizardfolk cities of Quovalis and Argus
why remind us so early 
This is my desperate attempt to tell everyone, please have an idea of what you guys want to do
because f you in particular
come over and we'll get started

sorry, I only sleep with legal adults
Oh right i forgot yall dont use normal scales like the rest of us for being a legal adult. Im guessing when you start learning the bagpipe and wear kilts, thats when youll come for me. Better get on it
I can already do both of those things, you're just a literal child
I mean if adulthood is determined by when i can play the bagpipe and wear a kilt nicely then ifc im a child. So like i said, i better get on those things
but sure i'll gladly stay a child longer. I dont want to have to pay taxes
adulthood sucks anyway
Studying is waaay more fun than work and paying taxes
see this is why you'll never do well as a Brit, you're taking the insults was too seiously and putting too much effort it
Me when other people argue:
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i love this dialogue...
Monthy Python's Holly Grail - Swamp Castle
Keenest guards ever!
FATHER:
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
PRINCE HERBERT:
What, the curtains?
FATHER:
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
HERBERT:
But Mother...
"I FEEL HAPPY"
The gloves will gradually come off when the party begins to use tactics (the infiltration through the League outpost was shockingly well done)
so the less smart we are, the easier the game will be
cannon's gonna run face first into every enemy from now on 
Nah. Don't guarantee anything one player or strat fails. That removes player choice. Just make ALL enemies more perceptive so it's harder to get the drop on them.
A good game is like a sonnet. It can be about blueberry muffins. It just won't work as well as a sonnet if it's about blueberry muffins. But you can still make it work.
counter point: I cast BONK
I was working for a few hours one day on a D&D system replacement, which is why the Lord's suggestion was interesting. I always wanted physical and magical systems to have three channels / schools / focusses.
Like, dnd has all the spell schools, but I wanted everything to be based off knowledge/jive/will. Knowledge is the science and memorization type, jive is the rhythm and charisma type, and will is the faith and will type.
For physical it would be closest to dex/str/con. But there are no dex based weapons. dex determines things like number of attacks and bonus to hit. Str is the barrier to weilding most weapons effectively, as well as bows. con directly effects the damage taken on hit.
To hit: your dex plus roll has to beat the opponent's dex. If you overcome by a certain amount you crit. On hit strength adds to your damage, but is decreased by the opponent's con
if you're interested here is how the stat system in mine works you have these skill checks and you get points in them as you choose character traits , which then determine your overall score in a certain stat
you can have a max of 4 points in any given check
I like the mysticism and resilience. They way they connect to the substats is intuitive.
now that i started sharing might as well share my weapon system
names are a WIP
there is a weapon for each of the combinations , for a total of like 80 weapon types
more like whips and flails
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can I call using an edge weapon edging?
Only with horn weapons.
way ahead of you 
i am a historical weapon nut , you wouldnt be able to sneak one by me 
i'd rather you didnt , but you could 
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can I be an edge lord then?
i know about it , but too modern
i dont want firearms
sure 
The real reason batman never gets with the ladies is he spends too much time being an edgelord.
the furthest in gun tech i'd allow is a flintlock and it would just be a reflavoured crossbow probably 
we allowed harmonica guns in the steampunk setting I was in. But we also had primitive steam engines.
The easiest thing to assume in setting is that gunpowder interacts with magic such that a bunch of our IRL compounds are too explosive ingame to be useful. Or barely explosive at all
In Naria there is some suggestion that the atmospheric oxygen content is high. This would make the discovery of gunpowder... difficult.
i dont plan to run the game i will test the system in at my own setting , but in my setting gunpowder is 1/100th as chemically potent so you need a shit ton of it to make anything go boom , making cannons possible but no handguns,rifles etc
It's entirely possible that explosives could burn with their full caloric energy, just at a dramatically slower rate. So burning gunpowder would be like burning C4. Not very exciting.
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i only need to make an armor system and then i can start writing the traits
but i cant come up with an armor system i like ngl
just use THACO objectively the best system ever designed
elaborate
To hit armour class 0
so everything just hits?
ha
no
I was using increase in armor decreases damage received (percentage maybe) but decreases dex, or in extreme cases str (because it hampers movement). magical armor = fewer problems, and may actually increaase str, like a mech suit
i feel like this is too much math
"The target's armor class is subtracted from the attacker's THAC0 when determining a hit"
but maybe
ah 
don't use it
I would limit the number of things going into any number to three.
So if to hit = d20 and two modifiers, okay
But once there are more than two modifiers in play, gets too messy
Like in D&D it's the d20, armor class, and str or dex
the two best ways I've seen are D&D and Vampire 
But high level D&D has proficiency mod... too many things
I meant specifically for AC I was thinking
i am playing with a lot more dice tho , like you dont always roll a d20 in a check , the better you are at a particular skill the better the dice you get to roll
0 points 1 point 2 3 and 4 in a check
One way to cricumvent high level proficiency is to just give the player a bigger die. Like daggers start at a d4, but a high level dude gets to use a d20
you could have a system where "avoiding" or "blocking" attacks is a skill on it's own, effected by the armour the character is wearing
so attacks are a roll off
maybe
Ya - armor should decrease hit avoidance, but also decrease damage taken
thing is i am trying to emphasise choice , so you can actually choose to get hit by an attack to get a grapple , which is kinda what ill base the barbarian's identity around , not giving a fuck about getting hit to get bonuses 
maybe avoiding or blocking is just one of the choices
but is still affected by armour
maybe
i was doing that part after going through the armor class , but maybe that was why it felt bad
made the armor feel redundant
if there's a choice to take a hit for a bonus then there should be a choice to avoid
oh yeah the current options after your ac gets beat are
1- dodge : beat atk roll with acrobatics to move 1 m and take no damage
2- grab : beat atk roll with constitution to grapple and take half damage
3- block (only with shield) : beat atk roll with athletics to stop it entirely and then you get a counter attack
4- parry (only with weapon) : beat atk roll with sleight of hand to stop it and then you get a counter attack
the cost to doing these being a reaction point , which you get from traits
basically I would just make dodge be a "skill" like the others based on the armour you wear
maybe make it be a "free reaction" but you only get half the dice pool if you don't spend the reaction point
just kind of, it's always an option to get out of the way
but it's a desperation move
yeah cuz the current system does allow for you to get overwhelmed by a bunch of attacks and then you gotta pray your armor does the job 
in which case if you're wearing cloth you're fucked
and i dont add dex to AC so you're litearlly just fucked 
maybe need a slightly different name for dodge tho
because dodge indicates you're just getting out of the way
no wait, never mind
armour reduces damage
doi
oo this also allows for diff resistances based on armor type
yeah
more customization 
armour doesn't prevent you from getting hit but it reduces damage by potentially a lot depending on type
like heavy armour, prevents almost all damage but basically can't dodge attacks
heavy armor would require high strenght score and since dodge uses a dex skill you'd not be good at both unless you invest heavily into it anyways 
like currently to wear plate you require a whooping 10 points in strenght skills
if we assume dodge is a skill like the others:
leather armour gives 3D8 adding dex
plate armour gives 1D10 adding dex
as an example
but plate armour reduces damage by 6(?)
while leather reduces damage by 1(?)
it'd just be a modifier on your acrobatics straight up , because a dude in plate doing acroabtics is ... not possible 
so leather makes you way harder to hit but when you do , you take way more damage
just thinking out loud
so to speak
yeah you're helping actually 
to me, having armour just apply a modifier to acrobatics makes it less of an interesting choice
while having it be responsible for the dice pool/dmg reduction makes it matter a lot more
imo
this is what i got as a preliminary with this idea 
it just fits into the rest of the vision much better like this , but ill consider it 
oops i fucked up on the heavy
its meant to be -10 -5
I assume armour affinity is how hard you are to hit or something?
affinity is what damage types the specefic armor you're wearing in the armor class is resistant too
ahh gotcha
so plate would be resistant to slashing but weak to blunt for example

so wearing light armour would give me only a -2 to acrobatics to dodge but when I get hit, it only reduces damage by 2 for certain types
but wear heavy armour gives me a -10 to dodge but reduces damage by 10 for slashing and by 5 for blunt
yep
well specefically plate
there would be other heavy armors for different damage types
like say mail might be good into blunt but bad into pierce
while still being heavy
ok makes sense
I will say that you might be overloading the importance of DEX in that case
the damage reduction needs to be as good to consistently have, as having good odds to take no damage
otherwise having high dex and low armour is objectivly better
like in D&D how DEX is always a better stat then strength is
str chars will have more reactions to spend tho with this system cuz they dont need to doge
dodge*
sounds like "someone" will have to do a lot of playtesting...
Yep
just gotta finish the rest first
Tons of playtesting is what you sign up for whenever you're designing a game , only for it to be broken anyways by something you could never have thought of by players 
no counter or reversion? monk cries in the corner
I'd imagine those would be the base/generic options with more being avalible from feats or class
I like that drake's thing makes me feel like when you're excitedly waiting for a new game

the one thing in normal dnd I'm not too much a fan of, is how life cleric, the supposedly specialized healer/support among the support classes
doesn't have a single defensive reaction(like the metal dragon feat lets you use a reaction to add your proficiency to someone's armour class once per turn)
As cannon said , more options given by class traits are definitely on the table
one of the class fantasies I plan to include is a character that doesn't do much on its own turn but can react to most of anything on the battle 
having someone excited for my game is a first 
now there's pressure
but for the record, I am also looking forward to getting to try this out
The pressure is mounting 
Btw @proud pebble are we accounting for DLS or just doing normal time?
Nope mine is in may
but Aizo, you can just hold your spell as a readied action
You could say, cast shield of faith as a bonus action and then hold your action and set it up to (hypothetically) cast Command: drop if an enemy goes to attack your teammate
this only works if you know which ally is going to be attacked, since held actions have to be specific
like; "hold command until [insert name of ally] is approached" -- works this way since held actions are based on an outcome you've predetermined will happen. otherwise there'd be no need for actual "reactions"

unless you're playing with an extremely kind/forgiving dm

you can say "hold command until AN ally is approached"
cannon is a kind dm 
you should know that by now XD
I could still screw you over tho
I could approach with a goblin first instead of the boss monster
think of holding spells like a genie's wish
word it right and it pays off, word it wrong and OOPS
March 30th over here
eg. I had a paladin in a campaign that cast searing smite on their greatsword but held their attack action, saying "If X person we were fighting moves within 10 feet of me, I will take the attack action and swing at them"
Anyways she dealt 120 damage in a single turn
are yall starting in like 10, or an hour and 10?
well if you're still planning on starting when jeannie normally streams it will be in 10mins
so depends if you are working on US or EU time
in an hour
congrats, we're so proud of you 
I don't know all the legendary items in dnd, but are any of them actually as good as the book of exalted deeds?
the book of Vile Darkness is equally as good
deck of many things 
Pulls out a card that summons an otherworldy god from deck of many things
No the decks of many things are there to destroy the game
maybe for funsies, after the campaign is over, we do a oneshot where it's just you guys with a deck of many things
yee
well, evil counterpart anyway
and everyone has to be wild magic sorcerer/barbs


the "enlightened magic" part of the book of exalted deeds is just too good
even if it didn't have the beneficial properties, halo, and ability score increase

I imagine at the end of time, the gods are dead and all that is left is two paladins, one evil, one good, each holding their respective books
They meet for one final battle between good and evil
The oathbreaker paladin, champion of evil
The devotion paladin, champion of good
updated my redemption paladin as well

paladins are so overpowered
even if this one is a pacifist
honestly just the aura of protection is one of the most op things in the game
paldain/monk would also work very well
Not two paladins , a rouge and a cleric
nah paladin is better
no gods so no cleric to start with
oathbreaker paladin fits the book immensly well themeatically
fair
ok, guess what the wisdom save for the good aligned paladin is
Yes
actual number
Simply yes
remember prof bonus is +6
Would be somewhere in the high 20s or low 30s depending on his wiz stat
+17 with advantage
Lower than I thought 
but advantage
Yeh
also save DC at lv 20 is usually around the 20 - 22 mark
so still only needs to roll a 3 - 5+ on 2 D20s

also can't be frightened, charmed or dieseased
How high is thier ac 
this version has resistance to all physical damage, radiant, necrotic
immune to prone
40ft speed
30ft fly speed
AC of 22
193HP
Assuming 20 str they'd both have +11 to hit so 22 is actually the exact half way point 
Unless they got magic swords then it becomes easier
Fuck it , give em both holy avengers 
damage is a little low unless he's against undead or fiends tho
against normal enemies:
1D10 + 1D8 + 8 +20 (no spells or buffs) (+20 is only on one attack)
against fiends or undead:
3D10 + 1D8 + 8 +20 (no spells or buffs) (+20 is only on one attack)
Main buff gives a radius of +10 radiant damage
Smite is an option (lv1 cast does extra 2D8 damage)
I've not calculated other possible buffs
"A little low" base of 30 
30 for one attack
then the next attack does a base of 10
picking other spells now
if you make the good paladin a redemption paladin, at 20th level they get resistance to all damage dealt by other creatures
and although they cannot actively hit the evil paladin, they return all damage they take back to the aggressor

also each turn they start below half health, they restore themselves by 1d6 + 10 health
because of protective spirit
ok, best buff for consistent damage: holy weapon for +2d8 radiant damage per hit
normal enemies: 1D10 + 3D8 + 8 +20 (first hit) +6D8 (lv5 smite)
Fiend or undead: 3D10 + 3D8 + 8 +20 (first hit) +6D8 (lv5 smite)
best buff for burst is banishing smite for +5D10 force damage
normal enemies: 6D10 + 1D8 +8 +20 (first hit) +7D8 (lv5 smite)
Fiend or Undead: 8D10 +1D8 +8 +20 (first hit) +7D8 (lv5 smite)
Smite gets an extra D8 on undead which you forgor
there
so max burst damage on a fiend or undead assuming crit + max damage: 2(80 + 8 + 56) +8 +20 = 316 damage

that's enough to straight up one shot 2 of the demon lords, CR23 monsters
it's also enough to one shot ALL BUT ONE of the Archdevils
the only one who isn't oneshot is Zariel, a CR26 monster
Damn , she tanky 
she has 560 health on average
Wait zariel is tankier than asmodeus?
he doesn't have stat iirc
Ah
Even the writers don't think the players are crazy enough to fuck with him I guess 
Nvm 
CR30 monster
he also can't actually die
if you beat him, he comes back
the whole evil never truely dies thing
true polymorph - salmon
He probably comes with enough legendary resistances to last more than your spell slots 
I don't think anything has more than 3 legendary resistances, although creatures considered "gods"
restore all legendary resistances at the top of each round
is asmodeus a "god"?

depends on who you ask





