#YO ANYONE DOWN FOR DND ON NON-STREAM NIGHTS?

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proud pebble
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sneak attack is added to the damage of an attack when you:
A: have advantage on the attack
B: have an ally adjacent to you when you hit in melee

umbral osprey
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you can use it whenever you get advantage on an attack , from being hidden or from flanking an enemy by surrounding them

proud pebble
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ignore drake's mine is more correct

neat dust
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i liked the sound of shadow monk cuz of teleport and invisibility

proud pebble
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you gain advantage from flanking or being hidden

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that's why you get sneak attack

pastel idol
proud pebble
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it's less good in actual play as opposed to in BG3 fyi

pastel idol
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often, there'll be light around so you need to sneak around corners and away from light
but you can also expend ki points to create magical darkness

neat dust
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our campaign has us underground in caves alot no? so i just need to deal with the light sources potastHmm

pastel idol
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or expend ki points for your team, to give them "pass without trace"

umbral osprey
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or he can cast darkness

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if he does go into arcane trickster

pastel idol
umbral osprey
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the only thing that would kinda fuck up that build is i think his wisdom was low?

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how much wiz do you have val? pHmm

proud pebble
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given the current actions: 0

pastel idol
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unless dm allows it

umbral osprey
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yeah he cant go into monk rn potastLOL

neat dust
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how get more wisdom?potastSip

proud pebble
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lets not intro Val to multiclassing until he understands the game better XD

umbral osprey
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at lvl 4 you can get youself 2 points , but wont be enough

pastel idol
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the spells shadow monk gets, able to be cast for ki points is: darkness, darkvision, pass without trace, and silence
and they also get the minor illusion as a cantrip

pastel idol
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later they get the "spell-like abilities" shadow step and cloak of shadows

umbral osprey
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just play a pure arcane trickster for this campaign val , you can make your dream build next time potastPet

proud pebble
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I'm a fighter... I hit things

pastel idol
proud pebble
pastel idol
neat dust
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strenght: 14 dex:18 con:10 int:16 wisdom: 9 charisma: 8

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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Yep

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I could roll a -2 on a persuasion check

pastel idol
neat dust
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i'm proficiant in acrobatics, deception, perception, slight of hand and stealth.

neat dust
umbral osprey
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actually 4 rouges but one is a druid multi class

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and ill be a sorc mulitclass eventually potastDerp

proud pebble
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I was also gonna be a rouge XD

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but then I changed

umbral osprey
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all because i called fighters boring

pastel idol
# neat dust yes

I think arcane trickster, inquisitive, or mastermind would be fun subclasses for you, and good for your stats

neat dust
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can i be munk if i promise to not save zowo the next time he gets naked and diespotastSip

proud pebble
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and it was worth it

pastel idol
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inquisitive sublcass is essentially a spy, good at investigation and getting information out of peepos
arcane trickster is a rogue who bolsters what they do with sneaky magic
mastermind is good at manipulating peepos, one of their special traits is, that their "help" action gets a 30ft range instead of 5ft

proud pebble
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like an investigator

neat dust
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arcane trickser sounds like what i would like most

umbral osprey
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btw cannon are we playing tmr?

umbral osprey
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arcane trickster is really cool pandayee you get a magic knife and shit

proud pebble
neat dust
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i only know mage hand?

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cantrips

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so mage hand lets me cast spells?

proud pebble
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a cantrip is a spell you can cast unlimited times a day

umbral osprey
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no mage hand is basically a hand that you get that can touch stuff val potastDerp

pastel idol
# neat dust i only know mage hand?

mage hand cantrip is automatically given to you when you pick the arcane trickster subclass
and then you get to pick to additiona spells from the wizard spell list, but they have to be either enchantment or illusion school

proud pebble
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while other spells consume a resource that limits how many you can cast per day

proud pebble
umbral osprey
proud pebble
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after yesterday's session I had to nap for like 2 hrs

neat dust
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socialising is tiering

proud pebble
neat dust
proud pebble
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might say a short 2 hr session if peeps are ok with that

neat dust
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every couple of months i go back to fucking up that word

ancient sun
proud pebble
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it happens

ancient sun
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fuckin NEET

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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if we go in with the understanding that it will be shorter then normal and that I might end even before the 2 hr mark then I down to try

ancient sun
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im fine with anything under 2hrs, works better for me anyway KEKW

proud pebble
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ok, now 15hr session kappa

ancient sun
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welll shit

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gotta sleep beforehand then

pastel idol
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1st level spells you can pick when you get arcane trickster subclass- (up to two at level 3)
enchantment list: charm person, silvery barbs, sleep, tasha's hideous laughter
illusion list: colour spray, disguise self, distort value, illusory script, silent image

@neat dust I suggest silvery barbs at least, really good spell

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2nd level spells for arcane trickster isn't until level 7
with 3rd level being at 13, and 4th at 19

proud pebble
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Justan says we probably won't go above lv11

pastel idol
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still a good decent level

proud pebble
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yee

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I'll still only be at 2 attacks a turn tho Sadge

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never mind

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I lie

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Fighter gets 3 attacks per turn at lv11

pastel idol
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plus action surge

proud pebble
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yeeeeee

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6 attacks LETSGO

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<@&1248006648744902809> there is gonna be a session tomorrow, probably just gonna be 2hrs or so but we might end earlier then that depending on my energy levels

burnt sorrel
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what the heckers did i miss? yalls been yappin

umbral osprey
neat dust
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i asked about stuff

neat dust
umbral osprey
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yes

proud pebble
neat dust
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what does tasha's hideous laughter do?

umbral osprey
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forces an enemy to laugh

proud pebble
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if the target fails a save then it laughs for it's turn

neat dust
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i get to pick 3 of these right?

proud pebble
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next level, yeah

neat dust
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i want silvery barbs, sleep and disguise self

pastel idol
# neat dust what does silvery barbs do?

disadvantage on an enemie's roll granted they're within 60ft of you
and then you can give advantage to another friendly creature(or yourself) on their next attack roll, ability check, or saving throw
at reaction speed

pastel idol
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it forces mage hand on you when you first pick arcane trickster

neat dust
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oh those these are cantrips not spells

pastel idol
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at 4th level arcane trickster, you can pick a 3rd spell

neat dust
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sleep also sounds good but how specificaly does that work?

pastel idol
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oh yeah you right, 3 cantrips, mage hand and two others

neat dust
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and 3 spells no?

pastel idol
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yes

neat dust
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so these were spells?

neat dust
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or were they cantrips?

pastel idol
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you can see the entire list here

pastel idol
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granted "reactions" are once per round

neat dust
pastel idol
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also, tasha's hideous laughter is a 1minute concentration spell
if your target fails it's save, it's forced to hideously laugh for a minute
unless it breaks free

neat dust
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could i pick any cantrip?

pastel idol
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yes

neat dust
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also whats the specifics for sleep?

pastel idol
neat dust
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can i just cast it and if i hit target goes to sleep?

proud pebble
umbral osprey
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you need to roll higher than thier healthbar

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no

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it does end no damage runs tho

proud pebble
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then I no hit Smelter Demon with bow only

umbral osprey
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nice

pastel idol
umbral osprey
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5d8s iirc

pastel idol
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as for tasha's laughter- the target falls prone, cannot stand up, and are considered incapacitated for the duration(or until broken)

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really good spell

neat dust
neat dust
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hmm tasha's sounds good for combat and sleep sound good in general but seems harder to pull off

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sleep i can hopefully put a whole camp to sleep 1 by 1

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also i can't decide which cantrips i want >.<

pastel idol
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they're only asleep for a minute

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again that is 10 rounds of combat, but outside combat it's not that long

umbral osprey
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also while they're asleep all attacks on them are crit

neat dust
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fire bolt sounds cool a nice little long range spell

neat dust
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leaning more towards tasha's

pastel idol
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if I could recommend some; "dancing lights" is pretty good, as it let's you light up dark places as you want
and "message" let's you telepathically talk briefly to another creature within 120ft and have them be able to reply

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pretty good for cantrips

neat dust
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i got night vision and like having the dark help keep me hidden

pastel idol
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in that case, "control flame" lets you snuff out fires

neat dust
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oh that sounds nice

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also what does true strike do?

pastel idol
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it can also just reduce how far light is cast, granted the source is flames

proud pebble
umbral osprey
umbral osprey
neat dust
pastel idol
# neat dust also what does true strike do?

it gives advantage on your next attack against the target, but costs an action so you can't attack on the same turn
the best use, is out of combat to prepare(since it's a cantrip) and then sneak up to them and attack

umbral osprey
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that spell should have been a bonus action

pastel idol
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not the best really

neat dust
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so atm i think i want control flame

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now i have 1 more pick

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poison spray sounds nice

pastel idol
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prestidigitation may be better for you than control flame
it's less specific, but it allows you to snuff out candles, torches or campfires still
but, it also allows you to light them if needed, or it can clean surfaces, like if you're splattered with blood, or covered in mud

neat dust
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difficult word

pastel idol
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it can also warm your blanket in the winter, or cool it in the summer

neat dust
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unsure if i can even say it potastLOL

pastel idol
neat dust
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anyway sounds like i wanna take that over control flame yeah

pastel idol
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for a cantrip it's pretty fun

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the big difference between control flame, and presti- is that control flame has 60ft range
presti only has 10ft

pastel idol
neat dust
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surely that would put me in the range of the light i'm trying to avoid

pastel idol
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so control flame can put out torches and campfires while you're still about 20 meters away
presti needs you to be a little closer

neat dust
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so control flame is better for me no?

pastel idol
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if that is what you're after, yes

neat dust
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fire bolt got long range and does 1d10 dmg

pastel idol
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you don't have like, a bow?

umbral osprey
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he does

neat dust
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isn't my bow's range only 60 feet?

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also mold earth sounds interesting?

pastel idol
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control fire, mold earth, and shape water are all fun

proud pebble
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60ft is the short range, it can shoot beyond that but with disadvantage

neat dust
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can i treat it like earth bending? like i can make a small wall or spikes?

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maybe move a chunk off a wall so i can enter

pastel idol
neat dust
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just wondering if i wanna enter a fortres if i can move a small chunk of the wall to make a hole for me to go through

neat dust
pastel idol
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mold earth is more like, you can influence a small area to:

  • cause difficult terrain, or make difficult terrain normal
  • make shapes in the ground/dirt
  • excavate already loose dirt/earth
neat dust
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but can i make small walls to hide behind or spikes to damage enemies?

pastel idol
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the bottom one closest to what you mean
but it would need to already be soft and loose

neat dust
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i see

pastel idol
neat dust
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can i turn ground into mud?

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would be difficult to move in

pastel idol
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something like that, but it wouldn't be mud

neat dust
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.<

pastel idol
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there are higher level spells that can create earth walls, create patches of mud, create holes in walls and such

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cantrips are the lowest form of spells
hence they can be cast again and again

neat dust
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hmm so i can't throw water from a puch and turn it into small ice needles?

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with shape water

pastel idol
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6th level spell

pastel idol
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you could probably use shape water to make needles of ice, and them fling them with your own throwing power

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but it would just be counted as a "thrown weapon"

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an arcane trickster is still a rogue after all
you're just dipping your feet a bit into magic

neat dust
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does sapping sting give me health?

pastel idol
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no, just does necrotic damage and makes the target fall prone

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there are no healing cantrips, even for clerics

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much to my dismay

umbral osprey
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healing on cantrip would be way too strong tbh

pastel idol
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yeah

neat dust
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idk what to pick >.<

pastel idol
# neat dust idk what to pick >.<

I don't know what justin has planned for you all, but control flame was good right?
"message" let's you talk to your party even at distance, and "mending" let's you repair broken things

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you can always pick that firebolt if you really wanted a ranged spell

neat dust
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it just sounds cool

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it has little use other then for dmg

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it does 1d10 and my bow does 1d6

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acid splash can hit multiple enemies potastOmegasp

pastel idol
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if you like ranged attacks, "chill touch" while only being 1d8 instead of the firebolt's 1d10
also prevents the target from gaining health until your next turn

umbral osprey
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booming blade is pretty damn good if you wanna be melee

neat dust
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not on the list potastHmm

pastel idol
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it's from the expanded list, but not all dms allow that
so I just sent the core list

proud pebble
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yeah, Drake is a little power gamer and likes to use the most broken stuff possible

umbral osprey
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no its just thematic for my character potastLOL

pastel idol
umbral osprey
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i like to make strong thematic builds

proud pebble
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sure it is buddy

umbral osprey
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like a mini spirit guardians

proud pebble
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we will have to have a op build off at some point potastLOL

pastel idol
neat dust
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i'll think on this more another time

umbral osprey
neat dust
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can't do it before i level anyway potastSip

proud pebble
pastel idol
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at 7th level in cannon's campaign, I get access to "aura of life" that gives resistance to necrotic damage within my radius
as well as preventing the loss of maximum hit points

umbral osprey
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that will be pretty useful

proud pebble
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gotta send more spectres at you before lv7 then

umbral osprey
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cuz life loss is permanant in this campaign cuz of the curse potastLOL

pastel idol
proud pebble
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max hp loss is brutal but it could be so much worse XD

pastel idol
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granted, it is a concentration spell, so no other concentration while that goes
and it has a chance of falling

neat dust
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i'm squishy

pastel idol
neat dust
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i got 10 hit points max and it seems the others got more

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i think zowo had 18?

proud pebble
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I have 26 Val

neat dust
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cannon has something 20?

pastel idol
neat dust
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yup

proud pebble
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yep

pastel idol
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rogue's health is a 1d8 per level, + con mod

proud pebble
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quick thing I found on undead

umbral osprey
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amma ask this again , since aizo is the only one that reads the pins potastLOL but cannon and val , would either of you be interested in being test rats for my own system in a bit?

pastel idol
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fighters, paladins has 1d10 + con, barbarians have 1d12 + con

neat dust
umbral osprey
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you did

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iirc

proud pebble
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sure, at some point

pastel idol
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at first level, the roll counts as the highest possible roll + con

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after that you roll

umbral osprey
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1 more player and ill run it HYPERS

proud pebble
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I rolled an 8 or 9 at second level I believe

pastel idol
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clerics are also only 1d8

proud pebble
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the majority of classes are 1d8

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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Bard, Cleric, Druid, Monk, Rogue and Warlock are all D8s

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fully half the classes in the game

umbral osprey
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not for a while

proud pebble
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when it's finished

umbral osprey
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still didnt finish it up

pastel idol
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also just a FYI- the "create food and water" spell xopah has, while it sustains you and such
it's considered "bland", so think like, canned stuff, or war rations

so if one wants an actual good meal, hunting or cooking is still better, from a roleplaying standpoint

neat dust
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weather i can or not depends on when cuz work and also needing to mentaly prepare potastSip

proud pebble
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I think after you're in the jungle for months, even basic food and water is plenty

neat dust
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cantrip not spell

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prestige something

pastel idol
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is how I imagine it

proud pebble
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I shall give Aizo the spoon of spices, a magic spoon that automatically seasons any food it stirrers, to perfection

neat dust
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it's unseasoned food

pastel idol
proud pebble
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Drake gets the spoon of slightly too much salt, a magic spoon that makes any food eaten taste slightly too salty

neat dust
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i suddenly crave pancakes

pastel idol
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the kind of flavour prestidigitation does, is also more like, you can give water a slight lemony flavour, and other similar

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it's still just a cantrip

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can't make water taste like pizza

neat dust
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can't make stew taste like it had more salt used in it?

pastel idol
proud pebble
umbral osprey
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yoo i just came up with a very funny idea

neat dust
pastel idol
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still a cantrip, after all

umbral osprey
# proud pebble your newest magic item

imagine a cook that despite training for year is cursed , but the reason is , all his utensils have similar curses on them and he calls the party for help only for the party to uncover someone is playing a really bad prank on him KEKW

neat dust
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yes but ur adding stew flavor onto stew

pastel idol
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if you had curry rice, and cast presti to add "curry flavour" it probably wouldn't be noticable

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but this is really just roleplay flavour, so would be up to the dm

neat dust
violet cave
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@umbral osprey im late to the party on this but

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Sneak attack is balanced by virtue of proccing once per turn

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Monk however gets varied abilities that add onto the unarmed strikes

pastel idol
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makes assassin rogue/paladin/gloomstalker ranger, and does smiting, gloomstalker initial sneak attack that automatically crits

proud pebble
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me over here with my fighter who bonk

burnt sorrel
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sup, no mic today cos im workin

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so just listening in

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yeah my voice has massive ping too for some reason

umbral osprey
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@pastel idol @ancient sun get in here

pastel idol
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thank you all for playing, it's loads of fun

spice bobcat
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glad you're having fun aizo pettheaizo

proud pebble
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yee, was good to have you all back

spice bobcat
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glad you feeling up for it again

proud pebble
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still subject to change unfortunately, next week is probably gonna be a bit rough Sadge

spice bobcat
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w/e you need to do, just keep us posted.

violet cave
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The day Aizo plays a combat character is horrifying

sudden frost
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They're just taking advantage of what's there. People may deride munchkin-ing, but goodness knows in the game world itself there are characters which would do the same.

violet cave
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The virgin multiclass vs the Chad mono class nuke

violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> could everyone please give me a Dex save and put the results in this channel please?

ancient sun
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23

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so fukin random and im scared

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just poured out one of my dice sets from the case and frantically scrambled for the d20 on teh floor

neat dust
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28

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Totaly not lying potastSip

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Not at work with no dice

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i am at work with no dice

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Wait can i even get 28potastHmm

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Maybe it was 26

neat dust
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Incoming purple worm

violet cave
scarlet crescent
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I love baseball and D&D, this is definitely going to be me when I become a dad one day potastLOL

ancient sun
proud pebble
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15

proud pebble
umbral osprey
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KEKW mean

proud pebble
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I could wait to do it on the day

ancient sun
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I mean, i wasnt aware that a con save gets immediately forfeit when unconscious, while stabilized

umbral osprey
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not con , dex

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dex saves are you "moving out" of an explosion or similar , cant move if you're unconsious potastLOL

ancient sun
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Didnt know thats how it worked

ancient sun
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but same fuckin modifier in my stats so the number i rolled doesnt change if jstn decides to be benevolent

proud pebble
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Unconscious
An unconscious creature is incapacitated (cannot take actions or reactions), can’t move or speak, and is unaware of its surroundings
The creature drops whatever it’s holding and falls prone.
The creature automatically fails Strength and Dexterity saving throws.
Attack rolls against the creature have advantage.
Any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attacker is within 5 feet of the creature.

ancient sun
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also jesus fuckin christ that explosion will be massive if it hits all the way back behind the tent me and liger were at. Aint the last guys like 100ft away at this moment or sum shit

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or whatever the fuck we need to dodge

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i think elara might be dead

umbral osprey
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unless the explosion does twice your max hp you wont die while unconsious and stable

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and if it does we're actually all dead potastLOL

proud pebble
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I'm not

umbral osprey
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right , cannon's tanky as fuck and he'll be the sole survivor

ancient sun
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in hindsight, i shoulda prolly used my feat for the save on the thunder sword attack i suffered

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woulda not been knocked out

proud pebble
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all according to keikaku

proud pebble
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glad I could help

proud pebble
umbral osprey
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you REALLY want him dead huh KEKW

ancient sun
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i will fucking kill cannon

proud pebble
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I'm just pointing out the facts

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It was your own decisions that lead you to this point

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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you can try to kill be but mr skinny dick, no hp doesn't stand much of a chance

ancient sun
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well whatever the fuck it is, assuming it'll happen near the spot where the last guy was killed, there's no way in hell it deals that much dmg so far out as i currently am

proud pebble
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sure, keep that optimism

ancient sun
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If my character dies, i will overtake whatever cannon had before his swap out of spite as compensation for him pointing out all these facts

umbral osprey
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whats the damage of a thermonuclear bomb potastLOL

proud pebble
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yeah, no you won't

ancient sun
proud pebble
ancient sun
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Bitch i know you'll find a way to kill him even if i said you dont need to point it out just because of how spiteful you are

violet cave
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so uhhhh

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we just need @sudden frost and @burnt sorrel :3

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all i did was ask for a dex save!

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why are yall worried

burnt sorrel
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7

proud pebble
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So:
Elara: auto fail
Liger: 22
Drake: 22
Yarromir: 15
Parb: 21
Sneke: 7

neat dust
proud pebble
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oh

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well roll then

neat dust
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just did

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22

violet cave
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So the good news is that

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That's a lotta saves

neat dust
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if i can i'm right next to elara so maybe i could help?

violet cave
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That's the good news

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Anyways we'll see what happens next session

ancient sun
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pls come up with something

neat dust
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i do not understand what metagaming is

ancient sun
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Doing things that break the 4th wall

neat dust
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why is it called metagaming and not just idk unimmersive?

ancient sun
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so like using information that only one person should know as a group since its been told out of character but the other players' characters shouldnt know it

ancient sun
neat dust
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this is an issue i can have as i have no idea what only specific chars know

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i know i know something only i know cuz justin dm'd me

ancient sun
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i have no clue if i explained that right

proud pebble
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metagaming is using knowledge from outside the game to affect what you do in game
the most common example is when a player knows a weakness that an enemy has and calls it out when their character would have no reason to know

ancient sun
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thats a much better example

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thx

neat dust
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i see

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i think i half understand

proud pebble
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it's like if you're playing a game and think "there's probably a trap here because this is where game devs would put a trap"

neat dust
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ah but my char isn't suposed to know that there is a trap there potastG

proud pebble
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exactly

violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> Saturday's session will be extremely short because it's a continuation of the combat from before, you will see why

neat dust
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3 hours before stream right?

violet cave
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Yes

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If you guys survive this combat everyone levels up to lvl 3!

violet cave
# neat dust 3 hours before stream right?

Yes 3 hours before stream. Maybe an hour and a half ish? Like I said this was combat that was supposed to be done last session but you guys went stealth mode and it paid off really well

neat dust
violet cave
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@proud pebble you could not have come at a more funnier time

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kai's BG3 run is going very..............scuffingly KEKW

proud pebble
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Oh I knew that already potastLOL

violet cave
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how much do you know O_O

proud pebble
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I didn't know the 3 streams thing, I saw the first few when she was in act 1

violet cave
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well how do i say this

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Kai got to act 2 via the goblin camp

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she accidentally picked a fight there and wiped out the cultists

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she then walked to Moonrise on foot

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failed three nat 1's with Z'rell and combat happened without taking a long rest inbetween

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She had to fight the entirety of Moonrise Towers for three streams in a row

proud pebble
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ah

violet cave
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and then when combat was finally over, tunrs out her inventory is just all the gear she has including magic items

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i think it's gonna be great

proud pebble
proud pebble
violet cave
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DAMN YOU MIYAZAKI

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<@&1284336728831950879> let's put it to a vote, pandayee or pandanah if you want to do D&D today (or watch Jeannie)

proud pebble
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if the session is short then could we squeeze it inbetween?

violet cave
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Possibly

proud pebble
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as in could we finish in an hour?

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if it's just the end of combat

violet cave
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.....see it's a Phase Two ......

proud pebble
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boss music starts chanting latin

violet cave
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If we're gonna do just an hour, it's doable but everyone's gonna have to lock in

sudden frost
burnt sorrel
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i can do the hour break but cant do during stream time. im bad at multi tasking so wouldn't be able to mod strem

violet cave
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hmm alright we'll try for during the break then.

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one hour, let's do it

ancient sun
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When is teh start? My brother got sick so i have a few things to do so might take an hour

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though im guessing its not gonna be for like 3 hrs

neat dust
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a little confused but think it's in 3hours yeah

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so thats 12pm for u

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oh wait u use the same time as me so 24

ancient sun
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yee, normal time rulesd

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who cant count past 12

neat dust
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oh also i got confused with 12am/pm again

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24 is 12am

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confuses me

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being used to the 24 hour clock it makes more sense to me for 24 to be 12pm then am

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and mid day to be 12am cuz it's weird for it to go 11am-12pm-1pm

violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> we start in 40 minutes

violet cave
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@sudden frost @neat dust @umbral osprey point

umbral osprey
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@neat dust come here

sudden frost
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the dichotomy of the dice:

sudden frost
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14

proud pebble
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15

burnt sorrel
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7

neat dust
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17

umbral osprey
proud pebble
neat dust
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i'm excited to try my new thingies

sudden frost
umbral osprey
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wait are you also a swashbuckler?

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cuz if so i might swap off

sudden frost
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Nah - I'll be inquisitive rogue eventually, though for the moment I picked up a level of cleric. Figured we need spare the dying more at the moment than extra sneeeek damage.

umbral osprey
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ill become a sorc come level 5

sudden frost
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And this is something Razina's been thinking about from the begining.

umbral osprey
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but i want a feat first

sudden frost
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Inquisitive rogue + knowledge domain cleric. Not super, but very character consistent.

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Whacha doing for sorcerer class?

umbral osprey
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draconic sorc

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because i am a kobold

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the only reason being that i want to eventually polymorph into a blue dragon KEKW

sudden frost
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I prefer storm if I can get away with it, for the extra mobility. But the elemental affinity damage is noice.

umbral osprey
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currently i am considering which feat to take next level , only requirement being that it has to give me +1 cha because i am sitting at 13

sudden frost
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Dragon fear looks fun. Skill expert is always solid though. Dragon fear probably scales better than dragon hide because of the proficiency bonus incease, but it really depends on the character's motivations I guess.

umbral osprey
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both dragon ones require me being a dragonborn

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which i aint

sudden frost
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Ah... Bummer. I thought kobolds counted

umbral osprey
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if justin lets me take dragon hide i would , but i doubt he will

sudden frost
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My b

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Well, then it's probably down to resilient or skill expert right? Unless actor's mimicry thing is your jam.

neat dust
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2 sessions without a nat 20

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i remembered i orignaly wanted disguise salf but i think my other choise might be better

sudden frost
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You could use catapult with your duck. potastDerp

umbral osprey
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snek is the one with the duck

sudden frost
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Even better.

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Or you could use find familiar and try swapping ducks.

neat dust
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i got silvery barbs, tashas's laughter and comprehend languages

sudden frost
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Well, if you're going for maximum chaos, besides disguise self there's grease.

ancient sun
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my terraria character im playing modded with my friends rn is named Fucking NAT 1. so far so good, ive not rolled a nat 1

neat dust
sudden frost
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But safest option is probably absorb elements and shield

neat dust
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i'v already picked out my thingies so maybe another next level if i get more slots potastAyaya

umbral osprey
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val has feline agility , his movement is 120 already potastLOL

neat dust
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yup

sudden frost
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Sorry. I just love silly ideas too much

neat dust
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feline agility can only be used once per combat right?

umbral osprey
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yes

neat dust
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i did think about useing it earlier to get closer to the guy but decided to save it

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nice to have to either rush to save someone or for me to runaway

umbral osprey
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i think you had used it earlier to get to elara anyways

neat dust
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oh right same combat

sudden frost
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Now I want a wizard who uses catapult to throw his octopus familiar at enemies.

neat dust
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is there a way for me to insta kill someone from stealth?

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like if i roll to hit it's guarnteed deaht?

sudden frost
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Guaranteed? Not really. But assassins and smites are pretty reliable.

neat dust
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assassin is a skill or class?

sudden frost
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Assassin is a rogue archetype

neat dust
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can i still get that potastSip

umbral osprey
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assassin is another rogue subclass val

sudden frost
umbral osprey
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no you cant you're an arcane trickster now

sudden frost
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As an assasin, not only do you get sneak attack on surprised enemies, but you auto-crit.

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And then at 17th level, because that wasn't enough, you double your damage again.

umbral osprey
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cant have 2 subclasses potastPet

umbral osprey
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i mean you could still swap now potastLOL

sudden frost
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Xanathar's has guidance on how to switch subclasses if your DM approves it is reasonable. But you still can't hold two 'specializations' in the same class. You can't be two types of rogue.

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And since you're only leveling now, as Lorddrake says...

neat dust
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i'll stick to arcane trickster

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assassin just sounds cooler and lv17 seems cool

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atleast now i get to have fun with spells

umbral osprey
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justin said we will end around lvl 11 anyways

neat dust
violet cave
proud pebble
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If I kill Elara, do I get more exp?

violet cave
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No

proud pebble
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drat

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if I kill Krom do I get more exp?

violet cave
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No, but you'd get his loot and probably a few arrest warrants

proud pebble
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arrest warrants are like exp right?

violet cave
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Hmmmm

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Want to find out?

sudden frost
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You can be like Pan Kmicic from the Deluge, and see how many warrants you can accrue before you're caught.

proud pebble
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<@&1248006648744902809> same as last week folks, short session tonight, sorry for not saying before now, time is being weird XD

ancient sun
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i got some very explosive diarrhea from eating something that was on the verge of spoiled

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might be 10 mins late

proud pebble
ancient sun
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dont worry

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just feels a bit off

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im gonna be fine

violet cave
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Okay so if the party screams really loudly together we can stop a wizard /s

neat dust
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we are playing tomorrow right?

violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> we have D&D tonight 3 hours before stream

proud pebble
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Discord isn't wanting to work on my pc rn so might be some issues later if I can't fix it

violet cave
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Rip

proud pebble
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aight, it's kinda working but a little slow to load so we'll see

burnt sorrel
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ima be 5-10mins late fams having a latee dinner -_-

violet cave
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@sudden frost

ancient sun
burnt sorrel
ancient sun
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this messge

burnt sorrel
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george rn

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17 for marie

sudden frost
sudden frost
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Hey - I didn't think she'd be stupid enough to keep going.

ancient sun
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Elara currently has:

  • Mage armour
  • Magic missle
  • Tasha's caustic brew
  • Identify
  • Silvery barbs
  • Hold person
    and
  • Misty step

As her prepared spells

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For the spells she has unprepared but can be prepared at any rest

  • Feather fall
  • Charm person
  • Sleep
spice bobcat
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suddenly a snail appears and starts gliding slowly towards you. you get a sense of impending doom as you notice it's neatly trimmed mustache and it's obvious intent as you're it's sole focus.

umbral osprey
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scary

sudden frost
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Thank you!

neat dust
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a few days ago i saw a clip from a comedian i forgot the name of who asked what would u do if u couldn't fail?

neat dust
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it's more like u will succeed in becoming or doing whatever u want u won't get magic

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u wanna start and have a successfull business u can do that

umbral osprey
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yeah , so i am going to cure cancer potastLOL

proud pebble
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I would like to start a business casting magic spells

neat dust
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if u actualy cure cancer who knows

umbral osprey
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no i am just going to research the cure and then do it potastDerp

neat dust
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question was asked cuz a woman hated her job and the manager so he asked that cuz the answer to that is what she should try to do

umbral osprey
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if its a job then ill open a game dev studio potastDerp

proud pebble
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dunno what I would do

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I don't exactly have a dream job

violet cave
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<@&1284336728831950879> remember that there is no D&D for the next two weeks, the next one will take place at March 15

proud pebble
violet cave
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uhhhh i dont think so no

proud pebble
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cool, just making sure

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if you need to miss a session, just let us know

proud pebble
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are you asking me if getting 5 to 6 adults to agree to a time and place to meet up on a regular basis is hard?

ancient sun
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yes

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and if the nat20 acrobatics checks out

proud pebble
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yes it is difficult to get 5 to 6 adult together on a regular basis

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like wtf do you even want from me, you should know this just from trying to arrange a hangout with your friends

ancient sun
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well you see, we are all very active so if one of us asks to hang out we can get it done super fast

proud pebble
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oh yeah, I forgot you're a literal child who still has free time

ancient sun
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:sadge

spice bobcat
proud pebble
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<@&1248006648744902809> session tonight, hopefully gonna make it to Omu this time jeanStare1jeanStare2

proud pebble
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I will end the campaign

ancient sun
violet cave
proud pebble
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ok, that's fine

ancient sun
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this week only thing that would make me late is if i fall asleep at my desk

spice bobcat
proud pebble
violet cave
proud pebble
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Done the write-up and posted it

sudden frost
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Hey, I didn't catch it, but did someone ask about a non D&D system they were considering?

neat dust
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drake did

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forgot what it was but he wanted to test somethingies and we are guinepigs

burnt sorrel
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there's no dnd today right?

violet cave
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nope

burnt sorrel
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not next week either right?

violet cave
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nope

pastel idol
proud pebble
pastel idol
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drake won't be joining us today, he dealing with some important things potastLove

violet cave
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I'm also not joining

proud pebble
ancient sun
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he's got my spirit

proud pebble
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no, you have fafo

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she's just chaotic neutral

ancient sun
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Fafo? Im guessing its like evil and evil or something

proud pebble
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no

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you fuck around, find out

ancient sun
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oooooooh

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oh yeah now it makes sense

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yeah checks out KEKW

violet cave
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Yooo I'm gonna be finally free to return back to ToA

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<@&1284336728831950879> returns this Saturday, 3 hours before Jeannie stream

violet cave
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Reminder that we are resuming with @umbral osprey and @burnt sorrel scouting the path ahead before bringing the rest of the group

ancient sun
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sweet, imma forget that by then

violet cave
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The target is to reach the Lizardfolk cities of Quovalis and Argus

ancient sun
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why remind us so early KEKW

violet cave
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This is my desperate attempt to tell everyone, please have an idea of what you guys want to do

proud pebble
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because f you in particular

ancient sun
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come over and we'll get started

proud pebble
ancient sun
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Oh right i forgot yall dont use normal scales like the rest of us for being a legal adult. Im guessing when you start learning the bagpipe and wear kilts, thats when youll come for me. Better get on it

proud pebble
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I can already do both of those things, you're just a literal child

ancient sun
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I mean if adulthood is determined by when i can play the bagpipe and wear a kilt nicely then ifc im a child. So like i said, i better get on those things

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but sure i'll gladly stay a child longer. I dont want to have to pay taxes

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adulthood sucks anyway

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Studying is waaay more fun than work and paying taxes

proud pebble
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see this is why you'll never do well as a Brit, you're taking the insults was too seiously and putting too much effort it

sudden frost
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i love this dialogue...
Monthy Python's Holly Grail - Swamp Castle
Keenest guards ever!

FATHER:
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
PRINCE HERBERT:
What, the curtains?
FATHER:
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
HERBERT:
But Mother...

β–Ά Play video
proud pebble
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"I FEEL HAPPY"

violet cave
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The gloves will gradually come off when the party begins to use tactics (the infiltration through the League outpost was shockingly well done)

proud pebble
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so the less smart we are, the easier the game will be

umbral osprey
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cannon's gonna run face first into every enemy from now on potastLOL

sudden frost
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Nah. Don't guarantee anything one player or strat fails. That removes player choice. Just make ALL enemies more perceptive so it's harder to get the drop on them.

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A good game is like a sonnet. It can be about blueberry muffins. It just won't work as well as a sonnet if it's about blueberry muffins. But you can still make it work.

proud pebble
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counter point: I cast BONK

sudden frost
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I was working for a few hours one day on a D&D system replacement, which is why the Lord's suggestion was interesting. I always wanted physical and magical systems to have three channels / schools / focusses.

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Like, dnd has all the spell schools, but I wanted everything to be based off knowledge/jive/will. Knowledge is the science and memorization type, jive is the rhythm and charisma type, and will is the faith and will type.

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For physical it would be closest to dex/str/con. But there are no dex based weapons. dex determines things like number of attacks and bonus to hit. Str is the barrier to weilding most weapons effectively, as well as bows. con directly effects the damage taken on hit.

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To hit: your dex plus roll has to beat the opponent's dex. If you overcome by a certain amount you crit. On hit strength adds to your damage, but is decreased by the opponent's con

umbral osprey
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if you're interested here is how the stat system in mine works you have these skill checks and you get points in them as you choose character traits , which then determine your overall score in a certain stat potastDerp you can have a max of 4 points in any given check

sudden frost
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I like the mysticism and resilience. They way they connect to the substats is intuitive.

umbral osprey
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now that i started sharing might as well share my weapon system potastDerp names are a WIP

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there is a weapon for each of the combinations , for a total of like 80 weapon types

sudden frost
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Flexible length weapons like wukong's staff?

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or whips?

umbral osprey
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more like whips and flails

sudden frost
#

An urumi is an Indian sword with a flexible, whip-like blade, secretly worn around the waist. Originating in modern-day Kerala, a state in southwestern India, it is thought to have existed from as early as the Sangam period.
It is treated as a whip sword, razor-sharp on both sides, made from a special combination of strong, flexible, sharpened s...

proud pebble
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can I call using an edge weapon edging?

sudden frost
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Only with horn weapons.

umbral osprey
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i am a historical weapon nut , you wouldnt be able to sneak one by me KEKW

umbral osprey
sudden frost
# umbral osprey i am a historical weapon nut , you wouldnt be able to sneak one by me <:KEKW:709...

A mitrailleuse (French pronunciation: [mitʁajøz]; from French mitraille, "grapeshot") is a type of volley gun with barrels of rifle calibre that can fire either all rounds at once or in rapid succession. The earliest true mitrailleuse was invented in 1851 by Belgian Army captain Fafschamps, ten years before the advent of the Gatling gun. It was ...

proud pebble
umbral osprey
umbral osprey
sudden frost
#

The real reason batman never gets with the ladies is he spends too much time being an edgelord.

umbral osprey
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the furthest in gun tech i'd allow is a flintlock and it would just be a reflavoured crossbow probably potastDerp

sudden frost
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we allowed harmonica guns in the steampunk setting I was in. But we also had primitive steam engines.

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The easiest thing to assume in setting is that gunpowder interacts with magic such that a bunch of our IRL compounds are too explosive ingame to be useful. Or barely explosive at all

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In Naria there is some suggestion that the atmospheric oxygen content is high. This would make the discovery of gunpowder... difficult.

umbral osprey
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i dont plan to run the game i will test the system in at my own setting , but in my setting gunpowder is 1/100th as chemically potent so you need a shit ton of it to make anything go boom , making cannons possible but no handguns,rifles etc

sudden frost
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It's entirely possible that explosives could burn with their full caloric energy, just at a dramatically slower rate. So burning gunpowder would be like burning C4. Not very exciting.

sudden frost
umbral osprey
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i only need to make an armor system and then i can start writing the traits potastDerp but i cant come up with an armor system i like ngl

proud pebble
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just use THACO objectively the best system ever designed

umbral osprey
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elaborate

proud pebble
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To hit armour class 0

umbral osprey
#

so everything just hits?

proud pebble
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ha

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no

#
Dungeons & Dragons Lore Wiki

THAC0 is an acronym standing for "To Hit Armor Class 0".[1] It refers to the roll required for a character to score a hit on a hypothetical opponent with an armor class of zero, which in turn is...

sudden frost
umbral osprey
sudden frost
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"The target's armor class is subtracted from the attacker's THAC0 when determining a hit"

umbral osprey
#

but maybe

proud pebble
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it is

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I was joking

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it sucks

umbral osprey
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ah potastLOL

proud pebble
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don't use it

sudden frost
#

I would limit the number of things going into any number to three.

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So if to hit = d20 and two modifiers, okay

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But once there are more than two modifiers in play, gets too messy

umbral osprey
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i am actually trying to stick with 2 , just the dice roll and a mod

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but its rough

sudden frost
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Like in D&D it's the d20, armor class, and str or dex

proud pebble
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the two best ways I've seen are D&D and Vampire Shruge

sudden frost
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But high level D&D has proficiency mod... too many things

proud pebble
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I meant specifically for AC I was thinking

umbral osprey
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i am playing with a lot more dice tho , like you dont always roll a d20 in a check , the better you are at a particular skill the better the dice you get to roll

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0 points 1 point 2 3 and 4 in a check

sudden frost
#

One way to cricumvent high level proficiency is to just give the player a bigger die. Like daggers start at a d4, but a high level dude gets to use a d20

proud pebble
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so attacks are a roll off

#

maybe

sudden frost
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Ya - armor should decrease hit avoidance, but also decrease damage taken

umbral osprey
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thing is i am trying to emphasise choice , so you can actually choose to get hit by an attack to get a grapple , which is kinda what ill base the barbarian's identity around , not giving a fuck about getting hit to get bonuses potastDerp

proud pebble
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maybe avoiding or blocking is just one of the choices

#

but is still affected by armour

umbral osprey
#

pHmm maybe

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i was doing that part after going through the armor class , but maybe that was why it felt bad

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made the armor feel redundant

proud pebble
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if there's a choice to take a hit for a bonus then there should be a choice to avoid

umbral osprey
#

oh yeah the current options after your ac gets beat are
1- dodge : beat atk roll with acrobatics to move 1 m and take no damage
2- grab : beat atk roll with constitution to grapple and take half damage
3- block (only with shield) : beat atk roll with athletics to stop it entirely and then you get a counter attack
4- parry (only with weapon) : beat atk roll with sleight of hand to stop it and then you get a counter attack

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the cost to doing these being a reaction point , which you get from traits

proud pebble
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basically I would just make dodge be a "skill" like the others based on the armour you wear

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maybe make it be a "free reaction" but you only get half the dice pool if you don't spend the reaction point

umbral osprey
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interesting idea

proud pebble
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just kind of, it's always an option to get out of the way

#

but it's a desperation move

umbral osprey
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yeah cuz the current system does allow for you to get overwhelmed by a bunch of attacks and then you gotta pray your armor does the job potastLOL

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in which case if you're wearing cloth you're fucked

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and i dont add dex to AC so you're litearlly just fucked KEKW

proud pebble
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maybe need a slightly different name for dodge tho

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because dodge indicates you're just getting out of the way

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no wait, never mind

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armour reduces damage

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doi

umbral osprey
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oo this also allows for diff resistances based on armor type

proud pebble
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yeah

umbral osprey
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more customization HYPERS

proud pebble
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armour doesn't prevent you from getting hit but it reduces damage by potentially a lot depending on type

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like heavy armour, prevents almost all damage but basically can't dodge attacks

umbral osprey
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heavy armor would require high strenght score and since dodge uses a dex skill you'd not be good at both unless you invest heavily into it anyways pHmm

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like currently to wear plate you require a whooping 10 points in strenght skills

proud pebble
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if we assume dodge is a skill like the others:
leather armour gives 3D8 adding dex
plate armour gives 1D10 adding dex

as an example

#

but plate armour reduces damage by 6(?)
while leather reduces damage by 1(?)

umbral osprey
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it'd just be a modifier on your acrobatics straight up , because a dude in plate doing acroabtics is ... not possible potastLOL

proud pebble
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so leather makes you way harder to hit but when you do , you take way more damage

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just thinking out loud

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so to speak

umbral osprey
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yeah you're helping actually potastDerp

proud pebble
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to me, having armour just apply a modifier to acrobatics makes it less of an interesting choice

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while having it be responsible for the dice pool/dmg reduction makes it matter a lot more

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imo

umbral osprey
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this is what i got as a preliminary with this idea pHmm

umbral osprey
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oops i fucked up on the heavy

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its meant to be -10 -5

proud pebble
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I assume armour affinity is how hard you are to hit or something?

umbral osprey
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affinity is what damage types the specefic armor you're wearing in the armor class is resistant too

proud pebble
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ahh gotcha

umbral osprey
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so plate would be resistant to slashing but weak to blunt for example

proud pebble
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so wearing light armour would give me only a -2 to acrobatics to dodge but when I get hit, it only reduces damage by 2 for certain types
but wear heavy armour gives me a -10 to dodge but reduces damage by 10 for slashing and by 5 for blunt

umbral osprey
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yep

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well specefically plate

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there would be other heavy armors for different damage types

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like say mail might be good into blunt but bad into pierce

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while still being heavy

proud pebble
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ok makes sense

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I will say that you might be overloading the importance of DEX in that case

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the damage reduction needs to be as good to consistently have, as having good odds to take no damage

umbral osprey
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fair

proud pebble
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otherwise having high dex and low armour is objectivly better

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like in D&D how DEX is always a better stat then strength is

umbral osprey
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str chars will have more reactions to spend tho with this system cuz they dont need to doge

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dodge*

proud pebble
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true

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just saying it seems like a balance would be hard to find

umbral osprey
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yep

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numbers would be adjusted potastDerp

proud pebble
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sounds like "someone" will have to do a lot of playtesting...

umbral osprey
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Yep potastLOL just gotta finish the rest first

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Tons of playtesting is what you sign up for whenever you're designing a game , only for it to be broken anyways by something you could never have thought of by players potastLOL

pastel idol
proud pebble
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I'd imagine those would be the base/generic options with more being avalible from feats or class

pastel idol
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I like that drake's thing makes me feel like when you're excitedly waiting for a new game

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the one thing in normal dnd I'm not too much a fan of, is how life cleric, the supposedly specialized healer/support among the support classes
doesn't have a single defensive reaction(like the metal dragon feat lets you use a reaction to add your proficiency to someone's armour class once per turn)

umbral osprey
umbral osprey
proud pebble
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but for the record, I am also looking forward to getting to try this out

umbral osprey
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The pressure is mounting potastLOL

umbral osprey
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Btw @proud pebble are we accounting for DLS or just doing normal time?

proud pebble
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normal time for us

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unless you've had dls apply

umbral osprey
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Nope mine is in may

violet cave
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You could say, cast shield of faith as a bonus action and then hold your action and set it up to (hypothetically) cast Command: drop if an enemy goes to attack your teammate

pastel idol
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unless you're playing with an extremely kind/forgiving dm

proud pebble
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you can say "hold command until AN ally is approached"

pastel idol
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cannon is a kind dm TakoDanceSpin

proud pebble
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you should know that by now XD

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I could still screw you over tho

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I could approach with a goblin first instead of the boss monster

violet cave
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word it right and it pays off, word it wrong and OOPS

ancient sun
violet cave
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eg. I had a paladin in a campaign that cast searing smite on their greatsword but held their attack action, saying "If X person we were fighting moves within 10 feet of me, I will take the attack action and swing at them"

violet cave
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Anyways she dealt 120 damage in a single turn

burnt sorrel
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are yall starting in like 10, or an hour and 10?

ancient sun
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idfki sure hope its an hour from now

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or ill be late

burnt sorrel
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well if you're still planning on starting when jeannie normally streams it will be in 10mins

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so depends if you are working on US or EU time

umbral osprey
scarlet crescent
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ah hour? well then, guess I'll cook some dinner rq SinderShrug

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darn daylight savings

proud pebble
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I'm up

scarlet crescent
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congrats, we're so proud of you HYPERCLAP

violet cave
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drying my hair atm

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be ther ein 10

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@proud pebble feel free to start without me

pastel idol
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I don't know all the legendary items in dnd, but are any of them actually as good as the book of exalted deeds?

proud pebble
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the book of Vile Darkness is equally as good

spice bobcat
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deck of many things pHmm

ancient sun
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Pulls out a card that summons an otherworldy god from deck of many things

violet cave
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No the decks of many things are there to destroy the game

pastel idol
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book of vile deeds is the offensive counterpart, right?

proud pebble
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maybe for funsies, after the campaign is over, we do a oneshot where it's just you guys with a deck of many things

proud pebble
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well, evil counterpart anyway

pastel idol
pastel idol
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the "enlightened magic" part of the book of exalted deeds is just too good
even if it didn't have the beneficial properties, halo, and ability score increase

proud pebble
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I imagine at the end of time, the gods are dead and all that is left is two paladins, one evil, one good, each holding their respective books
They meet for one final battle between good and evil
The oathbreaker paladin, champion of evil
The devotion paladin, champion of good

pastel idol
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that'd be a story I'd read

pastel idol
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paladins are so overpowered

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even if this one is a pacifist

proud pebble
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honestly just the aura of protection is one of the most op things in the game

pastel idol
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rogue/paladin multiclass for never getting hit

proud pebble
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paldain/monk would also work very well

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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nah paladin is better

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no gods so no cleric to start with

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oathbreaker paladin fits the book immensly well themeatically

umbral osprey
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pHmm fair

proud pebble
umbral osprey
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Yes

proud pebble
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actual number

umbral osprey
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Simply yes

proud pebble
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remember prof bonus is +6

umbral osprey
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Would be somewhere in the high 20s or low 30s depending on his wiz stat

proud pebble
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+17 with advantage

umbral osprey
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Lower than I thought potastDerp

proud pebble
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but advantage

umbral osprey
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Yeh

proud pebble
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also save DC at lv 20 is usually around the 20 - 22 mark

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so still only needs to roll a 3 - 5+ on 2 D20s

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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also can't be frightened, charmed or dieseased

umbral osprey
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How high is thier ac potastLOL

proud pebble
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this version has resistance to all physical damage, radiant, necrotic
immune to prone
40ft speed
30ft fly speed
AC of 22
193HP

umbral osprey
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Assuming 20 str they'd both have +11 to hit so 22 is actually the exact half way point potastLOL

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Unless they got magic swords then it becomes easier

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Fuck it , give em both holy avengers potastMurder

proud pebble
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damage is a little low unless he's against undead or fiends tho

against normal enemies:
1D10 + 1D8 + 8 +20 (no spells or buffs) (+20 is only on one attack)

against fiends or undead:
3D10 + 1D8 + 8 +20 (no spells or buffs) (+20 is only on one attack)

Main buff gives a radius of +10 radiant damage
Smite is an option (lv1 cast does extra 2D8 damage)
I've not calculated other possible buffs

umbral osprey
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"A little low" base of 30 potastLOL

proud pebble
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30 for one attack

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then the next attack does a base of 10

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picking other spells now

pastel idol
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also each turn they start below half health, they restore themselves by 1d6 + 10 health
because of protective spirit

proud pebble
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ok, best buff for consistent damage: holy weapon for +2d8 radiant damage per hit
normal enemies: 1D10 + 3D8 + 8 +20 (first hit) +6D8 (lv5 smite)
Fiend or undead: 3D10 + 3D8 + 8 +20 (first hit) +6D8 (lv5 smite)

best buff for burst is banishing smite for +5D10 force damage
normal enemies: 6D10 + 1D8 +8 +20 (first hit) +7D8 (lv5 smite)
Fiend or Undead: 8D10 +1D8 +8 +20 (first hit) +7D8 (lv5 smite)

umbral osprey
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Smite gets an extra D8 on undead which you forgor

proud pebble
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there

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so max burst damage on a fiend or undead assuming crit + max damage: 2(80 + 8 + 56) +8 +20 = 316 damage

umbral osprey
proud pebble
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that's enough to straight up one shot 2 of the demon lords, CR23 monsters

umbral osprey
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I mean the odds of rolling that are like next to nothing tbf

proud pebble
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it's also enough to one shot ALL BUT ONE of the Archdevils

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the only one who isn't oneshot is Zariel, a CR26 monster

umbral osprey
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Damn , she tanky potastLOL

proud pebble
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she has 560 health on average

umbral osprey
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Wait zariel is tankier than asmodeus?

proud pebble
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he doesn't have stat iirc

umbral osprey
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Ah

proud pebble
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no wait, he does

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he has 725 hp

umbral osprey
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Even the writers don't think the players are crazy enough to fuck with him I guess KEKW

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Nvm potastS

proud pebble
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CR30 monster

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he also can't actually die

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if you beat him, he comes back

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the whole evil never truely dies thing

pastel idol
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true polymorph - salmon

umbral osprey
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He probably comes with enough legendary resistances to last more than your spell slots potastLOL

proud pebble
pastel idol
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I don't think anything has more than 3 legendary resistances, although creatures considered "gods"
restore all legendary resistances at the top of each round

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is asmodeus a "god"?

proud pebble
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depends on who you ask