#YO ANYONE DOWN FOR DND ON NON-STREAM NIGHTS?
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garrett pees a lil more
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channeling his inner jeannie
one sec, just took a bite lul
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<@&1284336728831950879> Immediate rule is in effect: No discussions about politics especially American ones until the new year, take it into DMs or other servers for this campaign. i will be enacting this quite harshly. First time will be a soft warning, I don't have the mod power, but I will ask you to politely leave the call
Dont worry, i dont give a shit about what went down there
so i dont know anything and couldnt even talk when i am present
But for the forseeable future i wont make it until the 1st of december at earliest. Possibly goes until thr 7th
Ty zowo
for being clueless or for not being there for a month due to work 
<@&1248006648744902809> I'm unfortunately gonna have to cancel this weeks session because I'm losing my voice rn 
We'll then find it then lol
For real tho rest well and make sure to drink water and tea and such, feel better soon 
no worries. rest up.

I don't drink tea
but liquids are being consumed
someone's gonna revoke your brit card
I lost that a long time ago XD
What next, Cannon doesn't even like sausage rolls?
sausage rolls are good as fuck
He's still good folks
i have a question but at this point im too afraid to ask it
although I prefer a lot of the vegitarian options
shoot
what are sausage rolls
it's a sausage in a pastry roll
sounds similar to pig in a blanket
is a pig in a blanket have flakey pastry?
simplest recipe uses canned croissant roll dough unwrapped and wrapped around a wiener so.. yes
kind of that yes, we just cover the whole thing in pastry
would have to look it up but they likely related
just another thing the Yanks nicked off us Brits 
i didn't know they were called pigs in a blanket but i really like that
very tasty
i might make that some time soon actualy 
<@&1284336728831950879> game time tmrw at <t:1731268800:F>
@proud pebble if you feel ur too tired for D&D tomorrow, that's completely fine, Yaromir will stay at the abandoned League outpost and secure it
justin just use this https://sesh.fyi/timestamp/
Automatically convert times and dates to the Discord timestamp format to display times in everyone's local timezone.
no
What is he using if not that
also cant make it tomorrow due to work reasons
we would have to play 2hrs earlier than that time for me to make it
np, Elara is already back at the train
I should be able to attend, just not speak much
2 hours untill we start?
ah so it is my time
means i don't have time to make dinner >.<
guess i'll do dishes then
Yeye
oh are we doing 3 hours today then?
no idea
because remember US had DLS
if we are still doing 2hrs before jeannies stream time its 1hr30min
i wouldn't mind 3 hours 
Yeye not a problem
So in 10 minutes
Oh yeah I've also made a small roster of everyone and the teams that are in the Chasm
Field Team 1
Sergeant: Longshrike (Aarakocra)
four others unknown
Field Team 2
Sergeant: Krom (Dwarf)
Razina
Elara
Yaromir
Marie (and duck)
Sparks
Liger
Field Team 3
Sergeant: Karok (Red Dragonborn)
four others unknown
Train repair crew
Avrax (Fire Genasi)
Kimiko
2 others
Team 1 as of last session has reached a quarantine zone, Team 2 has reached the supposed residential area after passing through a network of tunnels, and Team 3 has been staying with the train repair crew
<@&1284336728831950879>
2mins need to grab some foodge
3 of us are already in there
excuse me
@sudden frost
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I'd also like to use second wind and then take a short rest
your quick thinking and agility
allow you to move and act quickly. You can take a
bonus action on each of your turns in combat. This
action can be used only to take the Dash, Disengage,
or Hide action.
<t:1731275100:R>
go back?
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split
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Thank goodness we didn't go with this. we wouldn't have gotten the pod out before awakening the Thing.
i see the human again i'm tackling him to the ground
@ancient sun u leveld up btw!
I have many HP and many AC
Remind me again when i can make it to the session and i'll do it then

<@&1284336728831950879> No D&D tomorrow, I've got an evening shift tonight and I'm going to be absolutely dead
#dnd #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons
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<@&1284336728831950879> okay so uh. I'm gonna be suuuuper busy next Sunday too so I'm initiating democracy. Please react below on what day you're going to be free. The day with the most votes will be the date of our next session, and it will be starting three hours before stream time so hopefully ppl like Zowo can make it.
Wednesday 20th: ๐งก
Thursday 21st: ๐
Friday 22nd: ๐ค
Saturday 23rd: ๐ค
Monday 25th: โค๏ธ
Tuesday 26th: ๐
PS: there will be no sessions after the 1st of December until New Years. Y'all need to go touch snow
I can do all except Monday
i can do all except wednesday
React to the damn message ya goobers

no 
no 
Easiest days would anything other than Fri or Sat. So I'm not sure how to react. I'd be voting for several days
Alright since y'all clearly followed my instructions, we'll do <t:1732305600:F> for <@&1284336728831950879>

<@&1248006648744902809> session in about 3 hrs from now

still sad i cant make it for this or next week
but job contract ends on the 29th so im in on the 2nd of december
Gotta give me more time I dunno what days I'll be free this week yet
yss
right now?
give me 5 just working on something for ancal
let me save my work
<@&1284336728831950879> rmb for tomorrow
i should be able to make it but dnot be surprised if i have to drop out last min
I'm at work so i have to skip
Game time in an hour
ill be 5-10mins
@sudden frost
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Field Team 1 (Was investigating the Quarantine zone)
Sergeant: Longshrike (Aarakocra)
four others unknown
Field Team 2 (Was investigating the underground league outpost)
Sergeant: Krom (Dwarf)
Razina
Elara
Yaromir
Marie (and duck)
Sparks
Liger
Field Team 3 (Was originally at the train healing before heading out)
Sergeant: Karok (Red Dragonborn)
Karron - Tiefling
Etra - Blue Dragonborn
Jurgen- Human** (sus)
Toblin - Gnome
Train repair crew (fixing the train)
Avrax (Fire Genasi)
Kimiko
Two High Elf twins
#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny
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<@&1284336728831950879> as per our last VC, the next session will be held on <t:1732910400:F> three hours before Jeannie's stream. This is a coin toss because a lot of people are busy for the holidays.
To that end I'm asking that anyone who can make it to give a thumbs up to this message so I can get a number on availability.
No can do. I could have, if we had decided by 11/21, but I can't change my schedule on the week of requiring a specific day. :(
i can probably joine since a coworker wanted to switch shifts since she got an exam
nope, not even the longest in the campaign 
My character backstory is a whole ass page xD so yeah DW about long one
which campaign
i might have 2nd longest
if we talking about justins campaign
If Aizo joins Kavinor, there's your note taker 
we have a recorder
Getting off work now, gonna be just a bit late
no worries
<@&1248006648744902809> game time, get in here

be there in a mo
Stuck by a train, go ahead and start without me, I'll join in soon
/tts deez
@scarlet crescent you good?
brb in like 10 mins
since y'all never saw it
3300 GP
15000 SP
45000 CP
gold-embroidered scabbard
dragon-shaped medal and chain
copper mug with jade inlay
potion of greater healing
6 each of dwarven made breastplates, helmets, shields, warhammers, battleaxess
1 magic dwarven battleaxe
man down 
rip garret incenrated by a dragon 

there's room for a tortle i hear...
in comes a tortle cleric out of nowhere, and casts revivify on garrett
we cant res in this campaign ๐ฆ
Aizo the Tortle monk
part of the rules
yeah I heard
stunning strike beyblade
so is necro creating a new character now, or is he just down and out? 
think he's thinking about a new one, but nothing concrete yet
i'll have to think of something i feel like fits the campaign. we've taken the rest of the year off from dnd while i decide but will meet for other stuff in the mean time. they did manage to kill the dragon after all.
killing a dragon in dnd is something to be applauded in the world of dnd after all
was a young one but i had a bit of bad luck is all. dm rolled well on fire breath and the damage was 2 points higher than double my max hp. insta-death 
either way if you were considering it you're still more than welcome. up to you
i will likely roll something and keep playing.
But what they did not know, was that Garrett was part of a secret, superhuman soldier cloning experiment, and Garrett was but the first trial- and in through the door, came Garrrettt, the newer model
tbf, garrett wasn't my real name 
if you read the gunter character sheet i was my old characters arch-enemy in disguise
ah... i should edit my name
I considered joining, but since you all are on voice, and I would be typing, it would draw away immersion for you all

that's clever
if you ask ankle what tts program they use for your bg3 and add it here you could speak through it.
it's why i rolled warlock/ranger
i had mask of many faces
up to you ofc, you're more than welcome to play but we want you to feel comfy as well. no pressure.
I think /tts is already active here, but the robotic voice is kind of weird, no?
we dont mind it, also you could be a robot in the lore ๐
i have no idea, i don't know how to use it and i was think the voice could be changed. most are able to.
you just type /tts at the start of a sentence, I generally have my discord muted, so I can't really test it by myself
I just unmute it for the bg3 days
/tts will it read this?
maybe it doesn't work in forums
nope, maybe i have it off
does it work now
I heard it
yep that fixed it, i had it disabled
oh lord it keeps talking now LUL
oh did you use it?
interesting
i have it set for this channel only now
if you hear every message, you might have turned on the "read message out loud" thing
it's only supposed to say things you start with /tts
it is only reading yoru messages
I heard sneks
nah it's reading everyones, i gotta fix it
tasty tasty
oh yeah i heard that now
also the voice it uses is setup by windows
would have to change the voice in windows settings individually unless someone installs a tts bot that's able to use a diff voice
does it only say i out loud if you're in the text channel?
only those focused on the channel it's said in, hears it
so if i go to panda crusaders and one of you do it here, try that
granted they don't have discord muted of course
sneky snek
yeah you're right
have to be in the channel
thats fine we usually use this chanel anyway
well, my tortle cleric is of the life domain, so she inherently have access to revivify, but I guess that's a useless spell in this setting

until we figure out how to stop the curse yee xD
yeah you must of turned on "read messages out loud" or something
i don't see the setting
what did you activate to make it start?
one sec
this was set to never before and none would work
it wouldn't even let me type /tts
yeah turn that off
alrighty then
you have have activated it, as I changed the tts options in here from default, to allowed
try typing something with tts now
testing

so it was off in here before and you enabled it while we were talking?
it wasn't "off" it was on "default" that I assumed was enough, but apparantly I had to actually toggle it "on"
but if you all are okay with it like that, then I don't mind joining at all
what was mentioned here is my only worry
yee we'd love you to join if possible
and I hear you all could use a frontliner, and perhaps someone with healing capabilities
if that's what you're comfortable with then i don't think anyone would mind you joining at all like that.
maybe... hehe
im technically not in this campaign but helping cannon play some NPC's
LUL well it woudln't have aided me but the group certainly has sparse healing
is it okay to post your character sheet, or is that like "hidey hidey"?
cannon said we can post if we want to
depends if your character is shady you might not wanna, so up to you
oh no, on the contrary, my character would be an open book
birb
Zone of truth is an interesting spell name lol
oh btw i think cannon said only use stuff from the base DnD 5e stuff, so no tasha's etc
it prevents anyone inside from lying
not sure if any of those spells are or not but just letting you know
cannon already looked it over and said good for it
a tiny box priests carry around that donations and other such things are kept in
necro its me your fantasy waifu tts voice 
dammit that didn't work
aww
welp my windows voice is female at least
also go into discord and speed it up, that's hilarious
accessibility settings
well i like ur character aizo, v tanky and gonna be a good support for the team
dooblahdee dooblahdaa
interesting... it read that
i don't rememeber typing /tts
oh well
dobble gobble the throbble and wobble
i like how it keeps saying "i am a snake... marie said"
tts is snake confirmed
she supposed to be a self-sufficient wandering cleric
hence the "mending" "guiding hand" and "create food and water" and such
she also dislikes fighting, but will stand up to what she thinks is right

oh create food and water?! cannons gonna love you 
hope you don't have sticky fingers in the group, because she would totally try to prevent that if she noticed
uhh.. looks at the whole group
7777777
SEVEN SEVEN
17 passive perception
tally ho fine sir. Tis I the english woman inside your computer. 777777777
i haven't changed it in discord yet LUL
dang it
just got it to register in windows. i think i have to restart discord again
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haha mine was like they said.... tumbleweed
sleep well 
lul it didn't read it
it just said "aizo said..."
let me restart and see if i get new voice
might need to download a language thingy to understand unicode stuff
well it may if i swapped my os language to japanese
testing again
dammit
still the shitty dude
at least my windows sounds like a pretty girl
yeah mine sounds like a shitty male robot
i did find a cool bot tho that lets you pick w/e you want
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apparantly you used to be able to pick the voice in settings
guessing it's similar to mine, mine's just generic female robot, yeah
gonna try restarting the pc as it took a bit for the voices to change in windows as well
still a dude?
yep
oh well

maybe
well... i got it to change to a smoother british dude LUL
had to change the language in discord
yeah there's english us and english uk, i swapped to uk out of curiousity
switched my discord to british english, yeah got british woman
wait, you're supposed to add your constitution modifier every time you roll for health?


Tye fuck did i miss
Necro died
we're taking some time off so he can make a new character and Aizo is gonna join over tts when we come back
how the fuck is skarath alive
also necro please do the food thing again
i sucked at preparation
by dint of having 3 more max hp then garrett did
You had a Druid. Right here. Who can literally cast goodberry
idk what thyat does
Besides, finding food in D&D is not that difficult due to the party dynamic sometimes. For example, we could just plunder the kobold 's pantry, or hunt an animal in the swamp and cast purify food and drink
uses 3rd level spell slot to create 45 pounds of food and 30 gallons of water out of thin air
On paper that is absolutely something you can do.
But it's a third level, and at our level that's our nuclear option in combat
it's not like combat happens everyday tho
for sure, it would take up uses of particularly powerful spells 
I will also point out that short of getting one-shot, you lot haven't had much issues dealing with the combat encounters
I still have 5 kobold eggs that are probably well cooked by dragonfire by now lol
is that.... 114 damage in one spell cast in act1? 
yes.
now now, could be in act 3
ethel shows up in act3? 
tempest clerics "channel divinity" let's them roll the highest possible damage on lightning spells

does it auto crit or something? cuz even a max roll on chain lighting wouldnt do that much damage 
max damage + other buffs
wet enemies take double damage from lightning
(and cold)
ah
he made her wet
The wet enemies taking double dmg from lightning reminded me of hordes vs AOEs. And then I thought, but undead take extra dmg from radiant. I mulled it over. And oddly enough, I think the weakest damage type is probably thunder. Most other damage types have effects or extra damage under certain circumstances. Acid can corrode items and make revival impossible. Poison continues. Fire tends to be overpowered dicewise and can light things on fire. Necrosis can lower max hp. Psychic can cause difficulty with concentration and cause targets to miss. Force is OP for warlocks, and they can move things with it. Cold slows things. Thunder is basically force damage, but more lame. Maybe if it somehow interfered with verbal component spells?
Long story short - I fear not he who brings the thunder, but rather fear the lightning.
with luck of the far realms, i can get an autocrit
i always forget how busted that trait was
if i ever play BG3 again i am rolling a pally and seeing how much shit i can one tap with a max smite 
if you stick on the surgeon's sublication amulet from act 2 then you can auto paralyze someone once per day
see that's being given to Astarion, aka my rogue paladin
i think i have video footage of me as a Dark Urge deleting Orin
but she gets her immunity thingies no? you cant oneshot her
not Honor Mode but doing the duel? someone didn't give her her stats? not that it mattered

The Creche didn't fare any better tbh.
holyyy fuck 
Brennan Lee Mulligan playing the hell out of a holy man who is essentially trying to persuade a vampire who hasn't killed a person yet to his side so he can try to save her soul, while also killing all her friends.
Cut from episodes of season 5 of LA by Night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0ZDNQ1zKDU&list=PLSu-B2h9yeNHJzhTtLdGCmPPXD3IPfbBt
so when are we playing vampire 
<@&1284336728831950879> it appaers that not everyone can make it tomorrow, so y'all have an early break, I'll see you all in the new year!
sadge
sadge
rip
<@&1248006648744902809> <@&1284336728831950879>
I'm gonna be hosting a One Shot campaign with the DnD 5e rules but a dark steampunky setting in my own universe with it's own lore. By the end of the week i'll have a document written up explaining a little more but for now think of ideas for your characters.
Any spells and magic will work similarly to the dishonoured universe for an example. So any descriptions of spells and how they work will have an "arcane/steampunky" theme. Anything "fantasy" can be reworded to sound steampunk but with the same functions. (bows can be guns for example but works the same)
Your characters should fit in with a Victorian era British city, but can have magical elements, and mechanical prosthetics etc. This is a technologically enhanced victorian England so creative liberty is cool within that setting.
I plan to run the one-shot on the <t:1733781600:f> start (time adjusted to your timezone), with another session on the 16th if we run over. React to this message if you're interested!
fyi This setting will not be for the faint of heart, and will contain graphic scenes and descriptions, so be aware of that. If you'd like specific trigger warnings i can probably do that at a later date, or not include some things that anyone is particularly affected by.
only thing that gets me is medical horror , but i am trying to get through it anyways ๐คทโโ๏ธ
should we be high or low class or does it not matter? 
i'm thinking of level 4
not level snek
he means in terms of society
oh, up to you
๐
I will talk with yall to integrate your char into the start of the story
i'll be working but y'all have fun 
if you want a general idea here's the city districts, of course you can be an outsider to the city too. Also the city is literally structured as an upper class, it sits on the side of a mountain, with the higher districts being higher class
wait... dafuq calender was i looking at
also necro i can do the hour later start if you want
so its normal monday times for you
we'll see, i may just pop in and listen and work on a new character for the main
yee you could use it as experiment for what you wana try in the main cannon campaign
nah i don't vibe that way.
you just using 5e rules reflavored right snek?
yeah thats what i meant , no new rules unlike what i am doing eventually 
makes char creation easier at least
no rule changes no, i dont know enough yet to start changing rules xD
and if yall like this i can continue the story, this is adapted from a universe i've written some stuff, and had lots of ideas for
D&D players: wizards of the coast is not doing good by the IP can anyone else buy it
Monkey's paw curls
#dnd #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons
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So no more minis for now but instead I spent $200 on D&D books and dice

which books did you get 
and are the dice puuurty?
those dice tho
so $25ish. about going rate for metal
wut they called? i wanna see if i can find
crap nevermind... that could be a possible gift so i can't buy 
I doubt you could get them rn anyway XD
they're an add-on for a kickstarter I backed earlier in the year
oh dope
those dice are sick , also you really like the grimhollow setting huh 
I wonder if there's any other indications that I like GRIM DARK FANTASY SETTINGS
40k is scifi tho 
still a type of fantasy
fair 
but yes, I do, I love the setting and I really want to play a game in it
its also so far beyond ridiclous that calling it sci anything is a stretch 
true dat 
if we do i am playing the monster hunter class and becoming a vampire , D&D blade 
I fine with that 
Not an Oath of pestilence Paladin tho?
nah i have 2 paladins queued up dont wanna add a 3rd 
well it's probably gonna be at least another 9 months before I get it so we got plenty of time
also what kinda nurgle ass shit is "oath of pestilence" 
do you get to cough on people for smites? 
i fucking called the cough smite
well no, you still smite XD
yeah , but you can smite on a cough since its a melee attack , at least i think?
which is hularious 
the only thing that would stop it is if smite sepecified "weapon" melee attacks
I'm being a Bulwark Fighter in Justan's campaign and I'm being a Verminlord Ranger in Sneke's oneshot
funnily enough with all the chars i have queued none of them would fit in a steampunk setting so i am still trying to come up with something for sneke , i know i want to play a private detecitve style char , with a trenchcoat and cigar
but cant think of the class
Investigator Rouge
its either rouge or warlock with mechanical arm as my spellcasting focus
see if we were playing Pathfinder 2e then there's straight up the Investigator Class
yee
or even sorc 1
have you ever played a monoclassed character?
he doesn't count, he died
i just find that the later level abilities are kinda mid
classes are way too frontloaded imo
that's consistant with every class tbh
yep
D&D as a whole is front loaded
all the pre-written modules take you to lv12ish for a reason
from a design standpoint i get it , like you want the players to have options early and the later powerups to feel like giant spikes but the way D&D does it feels like they're missing at least 3 milestones in each class
cuz the gaps are way too big
it's mostly meant to be filled by powerful magic items imo
yeah that could be it
most of the capstone features are actual trash tho and then some are straight busted
honestly i think they should add some sort of smaller weaker feats per class that you get to pick from on each "empty" level , but that could cause choice paralisys
you mean like 1/2 of an ABI or something?
thats how it works in my system
when i get around to finishing it
no , no stat improvements cuz that would spiral out of control , just a small feat , like maybe fighters get a manuver , bards get a new use for inspiration , a new metamagic ability for sorcs , etc
with the wider pool of uses for those resources you would probably have to increase access to them too tho
yeah, I could see that
D&D obviously has a lot of gaps for groups to fill with house rules but it's also the most accessible rpg imo
yep
its a fantastic base , to be customized to hell
which is why it spawned so many homebrews
I've written a custom sanity mechanic for my Grim Hollow games, I'm very much looking forwards to trying it out
litearlly rip off darkest dungeon
, thiers is fantastic
I made it before I played Darkest Dungeon XD
interested in seeing it when we get playing then 
don't suppose any of you guys know how to recover my data from a old device that won't charge/turn on anymore
old samsung tablet
oof
yeah..
do you know if its just the battery that is dead or the whole board?
not sure, the last time I tried turning it on, it does turn on but then it just dies before getting to the login screen
cuz if its just the battery you could go to a shop and have it replaced for cheapish , otherwise you're straight fucked cuz you would need to unsolder the storage
sounds like battery
yeah go to any 2nd hand phone/tablet shop and see if they can replace the battery for you
I tried plugging it in just now and it's flashing up with the "charging" screen and then dying again
but either way that's a replace battery thing?
is its back curved in any way? like is it "puffed up" so to speak?
yes , they would have to change the battery regardless , if its the controller they would have to change that too , which would cost a bit more but depening on how commonly found the device is it should be fine
this
yeah, I know what that means XD
that fat one on the left is a litearl bomb

i miss read your message , thought you said dont
I think it's a common tablet, or it was anyway
dunno if I have a 2nd hand shop nearby tho
idk about the UK but here you litearlly cant walk a street without finding at least 5 
i need to go
gn
gn
you forget I live in the middle of nowhere
fair 
i have a battery like that. had to discharge it's voltage.... stupid brand swaps their negative and positive compared to literally every other brand
smol 320mah but it's a 2 cell 7.4v
yeah, it's not bulged, it just doesn't turn on anymore
mostly just want photos
but a few other useful files on there as well
what if you leave it plugged in for like 30 min?
good question, we'll see in 30 minutes
my last tablet wouldn't turn on if the battery was dead dead but once it got enough charge would stay on
if it does that just transfer yo shit asap
@umbral osprey There was talk specifically of Elon Musk buying Hasbro so he could have control over Wizards of the Coast, magic the gathering and d&d.
This worries me. I've enjoyed nothing since the end of 3.5e. If we could revert to that, I'd be happy. The main thing that concerns me going forward is the destruction of racial bonuses and penalties.
no he's gonna rename it to XnX
I would throw that away , if it puffed up no matter If you discharged it or not the dendrite buildup is already there and will cause it to puff again
made my character for snake's oneshot , meet victor marlowe , a noir investigator type dude 
Finished up the main Lore Doc, if yall wanna give it a read:
@signal locust @proud pebble @umbral osprey @scarlet crescent @sudden frost
perfect timing
also like the look of your char, will fit in perfectly
nah the idea is to discharge any voltage so you can throw it away lul. i never seen one un-puff so to speak
also necro did you say you wanted to join this one shot or no?
you didnt react to the og post, so wasnt sure
undecided, been scatter brained a bit so haven't thought much on it.
also that file synced while i was asleep. dm you link shortly
i would have just found somewhere sandy and buried it , too dangerous to do anything with it in general , but you probably dealt with more of them than myself
whats the stats on religions in this setting? 
you get jail time or a minimum of a high fine for shit like that here lul
oh shit 
undecided atm, if you wanna pledge yourself to a certain religion ill sorta make it up on the fly for now
this lore was never intended to be DND-able so im havig to move some things around
aight i'm heading to rc fun. y'all be good

also this is no way near final but heres the rough layout of the districts
you better keep the MS paint astectic on the final map 
im too fkcin unimaginative that i cant come up with a character, i would play if i could make an intresting char but brain isnt braining
drunkard who's actually an extremely smart detective, but the catch is.. he's only that smart when he is drunk
also yeah anyone else that wants to join, i can probably get away with like 1 or 2 more max
so sherlock holmes 

if someone would be as kind as to help me set that character up i'd join gladly
i can do a call later this week if you'd like
but in the meantime read the lore and come up with some rough ideas
:noted:
I can't remember, yes or no on d&d tonight?
d&d no but I was gonna chill in the vc and maybe play games or something at the normal time
deadlock?
also what happen to dnd
Cool, thx
i just got in, unpacking and putting battteries on chargers then i can hop in and chat
watcha all doing? I could be convinced to get out of bed if it's good 
just chilling
No gahms?
well, we gamin but not in DC
that rn
Might get out of bed eventually and hop in vc while grinding ER attempts but rn food coma after dinner 
cool, we just chattin really
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@proud pebble BG3 act 3 spoilers got me howling
Paladin karlach isn't real she can't hurt you
Shout out to spirit guardians, the best concentration aoe!
It's like moonbeam, but it can avoid allies, travels with you, and gives enemies difficult terrain.

trade-off being your healer having to be in melee, risking both interuption on the concentration, or death
I learned it through bard. But ya, if you're primarily a healer class that's an issue. When you add self inspiration on top of warcaster, bard losing concentration isn't as likely.
The other option is the divine soul sorcerer. That, or cleric multiclass.
Agreed, especailly in interior fights
My tactic is just "Karlach the Wall" where she stands in a doorway with spirit guardians while my Tav is behind her in soaked water, firing off lightning spells
Astarion and Lae'zel are to kill anyone who gets back Karlach
I mean... if the enemy have to come to you there's also cloud of daggers.
tav is in water? 
A good example (images have been carefully nonspoilered)
yes, since she has lightning boots to give her charges and double her lightning spells 
is it not the enemies you hit who need to be soaked?
well yes......which is why I sleet storm the hallway and then have Lae'zel fireball it to melt into water


multiclass cleric sorcerer- channel divinity to max roll lightning damage, then sorcery point to twin cast chain lightning

That lightning damage doubling is OP in interiors
ehhh just 2 Cleric 10 sorceror

oh that's entirely my point, esp when i have lae'zel as a reverberation monk who lessens their saves
Speaking of which: I find it hilarious that once I have someone in party I can respec them. Want Karlach to be a Paladin? Sure! 
Either Xanathar or Tasha laid down rules on minor respecs. But I like to imagine the look on a DM's face if I said I was multiclassing my Fiend Warlock with a Cleric of Tyr.
dark urge, cleric of ilmater
one side wants others to suffer, the other does not
this is kind of how I made my tortle too- same way I enjoy playing cleric in bg3
melee tank cleric, with warcaster and guardians

Come to the Bard side: We get lame Eldritch blast too!
Actually, the four spells I found most useful from other classes were shield, eldritch blast, spirit guardians, and spiritual weapon.
Shadowheart, Cleric of Selune
Because spiritual weapon legacy is non-concentration, you cast that first, and unless the enemy bothers dispelling it you have a highly damaging bonus action.
But seriously, I really want to explore a sword wizard for next campaign. Wizards need more durability, so...
bg3 wizard getting a "bladesinger" subclass in the next big update
This brings me back to the questions we had about the most annoying / effective / weak all one class parties.
For the DM legacy monks would be up there in the annoying due to mobility and stuns.
You'd want a party of 4 or 5, each from a different subclass. Throw them together and see how well they do.
Ranger would probably be the weakest. I never knew a ranger player who wasn't multiclassing.
You stop being mean to my rangers or I bonk you 
Ranger fighter rogue party, they're just all in a war
The party is forced to make military maneuvers in combat
I knew a friend group who roleplayed as a mercenary company of eight people and just wandered around for profit 
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<@&1248006648744902809> could I get someone's notes for the last few sessions again plz, as Panda is gonna do a reddit day before we next play
ooh whens reddit day?
not said yet but she said on Sunday she'd do one soon(tm)
Ancal mentioned that the reddit was getting full and she said she'd fit a reddit day in somewhere
aye cool, i might have something done by then for it i had a plan but its taking a while lol
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People have a mute button in D&D
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I've said it before but these kind of videos are based on a very loose interpretation of the rules that follows neither RAW or RAI
@proud pebble
my notepad of the entire game so far
cuz i don't know where we at notes wise
Wait, I thought maneuvers was a fighter thing! 
this is me when you ask dumb questions like this
@ancient sun do you wanna do a call to go over your character today?
What time
whenever you want
lets do in 30mins
gotta make my way through lore fact checking so that i actually remember something about normal british empire so i can use that if need be
aight you rdy
ready enough
@proud pebble I don't have access to divine strike yet, but would divine strike(requires weapon)
work on my claws? (counts as natural weapons)

I would've said so
assuming that the requirements for divine strike are just a weapon attack, then who am I to say no 
ilmater's prefered means of attack was the unarmed strike- to which he, being a deity, had added effects
being a tortle, my unarmed strike is slashing, so bit more deadly than otherwise- is why I lorewise use a mace
D13 could also be a buff to a d12 tbf 
Tortle needs not to punch, only to spin and run into their enemies
Tortle needs not to punch, only to spin and run into their enemies
<@&1248006648744902809> Can i confirm who's joining for my oneshot this Monday? #1242281898844360744 message
If you're joining please read the lore pinned and also get a level 4 character to me before Monday. #1242281898844360744 message
So far I have: Zowo, Ancal, and Cannon confirmed.
You can count me in just haven't gotten around to finalize my story
"DM, I want to grab the enemy wizard by their hands and pin them to the wall to prevent them from using somatic spell components and make out with them, sloppy style, to block their vocal spellcasting.
Can I?"
roll a d20
To knock prone or grapple
to rizz them
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you can confirm me, just need to create the character
This is why people play sorcerers. Subtle spell let's you cast while making out.
Truuu
oh thank fuck its monday
for me it showed tuesday because of time zones and i was confused
but this makes life easy as hell for my scheduling
yes its an hour before cannons normal start times

Most effort I've put into a single mini for a while
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I even painted his eye
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In the call now, but might be another 30mins before we start, setting up is taking longer than intended
oh thank fuck
i have explosive diarrhea
been stuck for half an hour
soo i was afraid i was late
LMK when yall are ready , i am doing some stuff until you are
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kinda
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Man when Patch 8 BG3 comes out
Imma make an all paladin party (multi class allowed)
Tempest Paladin of Crown
Light Paladin of Ancients
Roguelock Paladin of Vengeance
Bard Paladin of Devotion 
We shall be the Krewsade
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no

@ancient sun @proud pebble @scarlet crescent @umbral osprey Afraid I'm not gonna be able to run the second part of the one shot today guys, I been busy with work etc and not had time to prep.
Should we go for another day maybe early new years to continue?
I am free practically whenever bar this Friday
im free aswell
as far as im aware
though not on the 31st
im going out with friends
is aizo gonna join us in dnd soon?
we dont bite
cannon may be rude to me but otherwise its all good
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<@&1248006648744902809> either next week (the 23rd) or the week after (the 30th), I'm running a game of the Hero Quest board game. Need up to 4 players aside from myself to join. Drake has already said he wants to play. Let me know which date you'd be available.
A little about Hero Quest: (3 - 5 players)
1 player takes the role of the game master, setting up the board and controlling the monsters
the remaining players act as adventures, exploring the dungeon, fighting monsters and getting loot
basically D&D the board game, except the only dice used are D6s
it's turn based with each player taking a few actions and moving each turn
As you move through the dungeon, the game master places terrain and monsters on the board.
game length is 1 - 2 hours
the only place in France that i want to go to , feels like an IRL fantasy dungeon 
POV. the teleportation circle whiffed
I should be able to make it, since it's a short session and all, I really want to get back into this 
sick scuplture
it's not roleplaying just fyi
and bare in mind that it may take longer then 1 -2 hours as it's all our first tmie playing it
yee I don't mind it's mostly longer and regular sessions I can't make it to but I'm a bit more stable lately so it should be good
I can potentially do either date, but cos of family stuff may need to bail last min, so put me down as the 5th (or 6th if you get a full team im fine with sitting out)
wait so how many are playing already?
i'll sit out if someone like snake wants to play. Im fine with just listening
im just saying put me at the end of the list zowo
i'd rath yall play if you find 5, if not then i might be able to join
so far just 3 people (4 if we count you Zowo)
okay ill be towards the end of people who wanna play but still ahead of snake
if it ends up as more wanting to play than would be possible
you will do
Drake has claimed the Elf however
The remaining options are:
Barbarian
Dwarf
Mage
oh i don't care what i play, was just curious since it's a board game
i can play w/e is left over
i only care in monopoly 
wait so what does Dwarf do? the others sound like classes but that one is just "dwarf" 
Correct
so is it just smol? 
i mean elf isn't a class either LUL
it's a call back to the very early days of D&D where Dwarf and Elf were character classes and not races
So Zowo the Barbarian
Drake the Elf
Chroma the Dwarf
Necro the Mage
that leaves snek to point and laugh
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You know , for a very cursed one-shot this could be funny
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I'm down but I'm not fucking running this
Well unless you question the current DM then you have to 
I question nothing
You all wake up to a gloomy morning, and having just finished breakfast, a comet slams down into the tavern you all reside in, you all die..

finally
Trying out Hero Quest tonight, want to make sure I know the rules
so you need ppl?
nah, I was running through it with my parents
just to make sure I know how to play
that was about an hour long so that's good
<@&1248006648744902809> reminder of Hero Quest tomorrow at the normal start time, I'll be sending each of you the character sheet for the character you've chosen
got my replacement headset in over the weekend and tested it last night, works perfectly so i'll be good to go later
excellent
fuck you 
KEKW
made me shit myself
yeah, I'd just forgot
figured most would LUL
and then I wasn't expecting it
i really wish i could change the stupid voice tho
enabled what
@umbral osprey get in here
5 secs
Slate
Avaris
Dave
Are people welcome to take a peak during your sessions? (mic muted and all) Really wanna get deeper into DnD and enjoy a good campain but my expirience is pretty much exclusivly watching series on YT and one time watching a session IRL
+ baldurs gate, which isn't exactly dnd rules.
(back when you guys were looking for players, i was thinking about it, but too nervous/inexpirienced + not free every monday, because shift work)
yes anyone is welcome to join and listen in as long as they don't interrupt the game. today however we're only playing a board game version of dnd but still welcome to tune in.
yeah you're good to go , we're playing a board game rn tho
not D&D
Thanks, today one of those days where too busy on mondays, maybe can take a quick look later. but good to know for next week etc. ๐ 
we're skipping next week but yeah 
our holiday schedule we postponed the regular campaign until next year so next real dnd would be first monday in january. well monday for US. w/e jeannie's day off is for you
If y'all are free next Monday then we can do Quest 2 if everyone is down @ancient sun @spice bobcat @umbral osprey @burnt sail
I don't get it?
it's a snake dude
so 40k emps children
Yup
how much debt are you going into?
Welllllll I meeeean
Damn hes ugly
I'm only in trouble when they release anything Alpha legion
Bro fell from being a perfectionist to... that 
That IS the point of the model
Alpharius next just so you go into dept 
I'm probably just going to play through Atelier Sophie again, or set up another massive mining system with turtles in minecraft. I once programmed turtles to destroy the world by mining everything up from the bedrock with blocks of coal (9x of coal x64 in a stack) as fuel. By the time people realize they are in the dig radius it's already to late.
I only used one lava bucket per 25 blocks at bedrock level. Pretty effective.
They're in danger
nah there is a door
you can make all those enemies funnel through it and ez win 
The discussion is animated
well, they lived but it was pretty close
Oh god
that's what happens when you run directly to the objective room
nice 
they just didn't kill anything and rushed??
@proud pebble question: the "hallow" spell, you cast it a designate a point of origin giving it an area of effect radiating from that point, and it stays there---- said point of origin cannot be a person, or object, and have the area follow them, can it? 
the area itself doesn't move

also, guardian of faith- it won't fade if you cast it, and then take a long rest, yes? (at least not until its 8 hour duration is up)
no, it sticks around until the duration is up or it reaches 0hp
perfect
or until it deals a certain amount of damage no?
it's loses HP as it deals damage
oh I didn't know it was like that 
that's in bg3
it just naturally fades after the mentioned duration
or after having dealt a total of 60 damage
was thinking it would be a fun idea, if you have spell slots left, to conjure a guardian of faith to watch over you as you sleep

bg3 probably just shows its fading time by hurting itself when it does damage 
the HP bar for it in BG3 is just the damage limiter , you cant actually attack it i think?
something like that






