#YO ANYONE DOWN FOR DND ON NON-STREAM NIGHTS?
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yeah it says save as

can i somehow open tabs i'v closed?
yes thats called your history , but PDFs arent webpages
it opend on my browser
i mean that if it didnt save it shouldnt show up saved , but you can try anyways
check your history
how
its usually CTRL + H but idk what opera uses
they are there but can't open them >.<
what happens when you click them?
nothing
rip
thank u again drake 
you fixed it?
yes drake filled it out again so i just did my story and character appearance
and did you save it properly this time?
i rememberd what he picked so i just speed ran it 
unsure but i think so
i'm not closing the tab again
take a screen shot or something
and then see if it's saved properly
also send a version to Justin and he can save it as well
for some reason i can't seem to manage to take screenshots on my pc anymore
it opens some weird menu and won't let me do anything with it

So the current roster is:
Liger - Rogue
Zibrax - Rogue
Razina - Rogue
Kimiko - Rogue
Elara - Wizard
Marie - Druid
Duck - [REDACTED]
............man
this is gonna be wild
jesus 
alot of rogues
sorry what?
dw abt it 
actual cursed party comp
its beautiful 
Is it too late to switch to cleric

several female names
zowo and sneke are playing girls
I too am a woman
maria, elara and kimiko
that's a joke none of you will get
i am quite litearlly playing a crackhead lizard sooooo 
multiclass away
i just need to
adjust anemies........
duck is marie's (sneke's char) companion val
duck dodgers
my character is literally the exact opposite of Grimm, down to the sex
naaaaah we got this 
like I'm all for everyone playing what they want but jesus wtf
i found my dies 
as long as we aren't planning the same subclass then there'll be varity so it'll be fine
i will be multiclassing as soon as we get 1st feat
7 different dies
btw marie is also only taking 1 lvl in druid so is mostly gonna be monk
and going sorc from lvl 5 to the end
so yeah i will be more of a sorc than rouge by the end , the idea being that my char is gonna get a magic awakening 
i got a weird die that like a triangle and has 3 numbers on each side
that's a D4
i got 2 different D10
together they make a d100
1 is 0-9 the other is 00-90

the 00 - 90 get you the 10s and the 0-9 gets you the 1s of a d100 
so say you roll a 90 and a 3 , thats a 93
- Assassins. oh boy
I'm going Scout as my subclass (assuming I live)
i just wanna be sneacky 
same but again , only for lvl 3 and 4
then draconic sorc
himbo rouge 
am smort
yeah but you're also 770 lbs
ah ha, I have 15 int 
val has 16 
i have 16 
cool story, still smorter then Drake
ooh yeah i need to send justin my updated char sheet i forgot to add my background to the og one
wait wut?
i guess?
yeah i dumped int , int checks are mostly mid and nothing i will be doing will require int
how are you that heavy?
the handbook says you do
lmao
no it doesn't
I'M NOT FAT 
5'5"
for the height? i dont recall
but it was 4'8" + (die roll) feet no?
while weight at least looked like 110 x die roll
die roll inches right?
so rolled a 9?
yes i think
so 9 * 7 +110 is his weight
so 4'8+(9*7 inches)
so hes 159 lbs
770lbs is literally heavier then just about anyone has ever been
you're a normal weight
its ~380kg
i thought something was wrong but i shrugged it off 
probably still kinda fat
context is that I'm 6ft and I'm roughly 160lbs

so you same weight as me with 6in less height
whats my weight in kgg?
72kg
sensitive keyboard >.<
yep 72
my ideal weight 
val out here rolling is his ideal self
time to grow fur and claws 
have you seen his pfp?
but now i am kinda sad hes not morbidly obese cuz it woulda been funny to have someone with +8 in acrobatics be fat af 
i was a former outlaw on a weight loss journey after having eaten to many sweets
i rolled 2 NAT20 in a row 

dw thats not how statistics work yeah you're fucked now 
can i have a pet?
can always multiclass into a ranger or a druid 
goblins are sentient that would be slavery 

rolling the die is more fun then it should be
should i get another chocolate mosse
D20
fuck yeah i should
and chips?
17 good enough
Jesus fuckin christ 
Also @proud pebble i had the same first thought about cleric when i saw that list xD
Incase yall wanna read what i came up with as backstory
Looks good to me;
Game time will be in 7 hours. Please try to set your player name like mine so we can identify who's who
Your character's name in () as opposed to Cannon's []
Yeah will do also I've got a very slightly updated character sheet I'll send over later
Just added my backstory
Background*
Also why not [] imo it looks cleaner
So there's visual definition between the two campaigns
But then others are also using {} so idk
Anyway im taking a nap on the way back home
Mmm good nap
So ya - Razina is a multiclassing rogue too. She was going to go into cleric, but if we have another rogue cleric or two it wouldn't be out of character for her to multiclass into wizard. She's a real inquisitive type.
Or we could just go full crazy and each build into different rogue classes. Theives, swashbucklers and assassins all play slightly different so...
one more hour till game time
<@&1284336728831950879>
I'll be there in 10 running a tad late on work sorry
@sudden frost
1259 AAC
I dont yet have the extra arms but i will soon
thats how marie is looking at you zibrax
i havent even looked at you , just super focused on the meat 
zowo you wanna put character pic here now we see you?
Could this work for an image of me? 
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this goes HARD
Oh no! You mean we are hunting this man again?
if you do this , you have to buy your equipment all of it
me stoopid
brb using washroom
<t:1729454400:F> next session time? i think
Thank you! 
yes
do the skill bonus thingies apply if i get a 1?
Rolling 1 on an attack roll always misses, regardless of any modifiers. It's a critical fail.
just like a 20 a 1 is always a fail
just wait until we get into a combat , there will be alot of rolling then 
how does D4 work?
it doesn't have a face up
oh i think i figured it out
the corner that points up is the number i get
i didn't notice all the corners were the same number
Yeah, took me a while too at first
i just rolled 3 nat20's in a row 
:poggers:

i'v often found myself to be pretty lucky
rolling high rolls when playing monopoly isn't allways great cuz i miss alot of stuff i could have bought >.<
Im the guy in monopoly who gets the 2 most expensive plots
and then no one lands on them 
That's the neat part, they do
but not before i've lost all my shit to the light blue plots xD
i never get those 3 and im pissed as they are so good
last time i played monopoly i only lost cuz everyone agreed to not do deals with me
they would sell to each other in order to get money to pay me
and eventualy they had to sell to the bank
and the 2 last people was both being played by 1 person cuz the other one didn't wanna play anymore
So for those who need some recap:
5 teams, led by a field sergeant will enter Highborne Chasm via land train with the goal of 1. Making contact with the League outposts and 2. Rescuing dwarves in the mines. Luvrect, a war criminal has been spotted so use lethal force if needed but is not the priority
well there was no combat in session 1
but i did eat raw meat 
<@&1248006648744902809> hey guys, I'm up and about but me brain is still partially melted so I'm gonna say no game tonight unfortunately, we'll pick up next monday 

U like?
Okie. On another note, Wanna do deadlock later?
can do a little
i just got inside
cleaned the gutters
jesus fuck its scawy as one side of house is like 8 meters up
i didnt take any damage so i guess it worked out 
Elara didnt dare to take a bite
was offered some though 
also @violet cave https://open.spotify.com/track/7iPrpK5X9lhZXmH3hngMmb?si=4407f81d3b54422b this song may be a good one for background songs while travelling
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2FVQ3P7dSKttngc7FaE83J?si=e6ea56e38fc54376 also almost anything from this guy


hmmm would this work xD
no
dam
literally 99% of this stuff is based on a more then generous interpretation of the rules
Ight
I mean it's funny but it's just a zombie and a specter
Their stats are incredibly subpar
yo, can i fill a sock with silver coins when we are in combat with someone with a resistance to evertyhing except silver and beat them up with it
also now i go sleep
dreams be wild
okay now which one of you are the alcoholics
you are
its aizo and justin 
sure you aren't
hove the vote count you see how voted
I cannot see who votes and what
we know
i think only a dumb person can tell when someone else is dumb
sooo i guess you're with me here then
I was always dumb, this isn't news to anyone

<@&1284336728831950879> Sunday sesison is a go, 2 hours before Jeannie goes live. We will first start with a little solo time with @proud pebble so he didn't make it to the first session, and then we will have the entire party together
dunno if I'll be able to make the game Monday. my modem shit itself this morning. no internet but the VoIP works somehow....
spectrum office ain't open till Monday morning
Is this a good challenge for a party of six level 10s or is this gonna be a borderline war crime (for the party)
managed to get my internet straightened out so i should be good for monday
unless the entire party is barbarians i would drop that con save from 16 to like... a 12 
also the aura damage is a bit too high imo
Two barbarians a sorcerer two clerics and a monk
I'm going to reword the life transference ability so it can heal itself
Snacko haul
also ice cream in the freezer
That pear juice will go well with vodka, aye!

thats why i chose it
you fricken alcoholics
i totally dont know my heart what goes well with what
game in 1 hour?
gimme a min , grabbing water
@burnt sorrel
wait no way is cannons char named kiriko
Do aarakocras molt?
I'm betting that the dwarves are caught in a time loop, got soul trapped to a giant automaton, or were all assassinated by killer rabbits. Those are the most logical possibilities.
they're birds not lizards 
I mean, like cats shedding fur in the spring:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/hyak82/922581861
oh , yeah i think all birds do that 
That's something that people never consider about nekkos by the way. A lot of them would shed in the spring. Humans get allergies. Nekkos leave fur everywhere they sit.
Razina is attemping to buy 100 feet of hempen rope and a tenderbox. (for 2 gold and 5 silver - initial price)
okay poll time for the dnd groups: What snacks should i get for tomorrow and monday
3
6
5
Juice to mix with vodka
@burnt sorrel are you alive?
grabbing more water. brb
my wittle snek where are you @burnt sorrel
cringe

okay, I'm back. Did we all die?
we did not
we did
we simply acended to the next plane of life involunteerly

Krom Irontongue
@rotund lily

Wherefore art thou Oh Sneke?
snek's dead , we lost him 
hes online 
@burnt sorrel did you forget about the game my guy? 
We're on a centipede. Or maybe a millipede. I didn't ask.
They say centipede, but it doesn't have 100 legs. Or maybe this one does?
this one does
razina 9
23 Elara
18 Kimiko
17 Sparks
9 Razina
6 Liger
I bet he was up all night making the pp tcg mod 
Hey - solid.
i am also working with vodka mixed with the pear juice
an attack roll with advantage on fire? Why advantage? it's almost as though the fire was prone and not attempting to dodge! 
Apologies boiz we had a storm roll in and I had to help batton down the hatches, high winds were lifting our shed roof etc
oh , you good?
Yeah I'm fine just had to help the fam

It's not hurricane level storm cos it's the UK but our shit isn't designed for high winds
you guys starting early?
nah they're playing satisfactory
ah okai
session 13:
another day passes peacefully
while resting the party is attacked by a large group of ghouls led by a ghast.
grimm gets paralyzed and goes unconscious
kevin ports grimm from the jaws of death
joff in a rage decimates many of the ghouls and the ghast
and the group survives barely.
another days travel passes
session 14:
dain beer coma'd most of this session.
the group reaches the heart.
we can see a set of stairs and a cave.
dain tosses grimm his rope and he ties it off once reaching the top so we have an escape route.
dunn flies us all one by one up to the heart 200 feet up.
inside a cave we run into a elf lady.
grimm and kevin hide while the rest of the part led by dain walk up and speak to her asking if she's seen Gunter.
grimm and kevin immediately start snooping around.
Valindra says she's looking for the soul monger as well, and during the convo of it's location kevin dispels her teleportation spell triggering combat as she fires off a massive fireball into the room hitting kevin and grimm.
dunn goes unconscious.
grimm tries to flee and ends up going unconscious.
dain and morcar flee.
feldspar gives up and asks for a merciful death.
dunn dies.
valindra misty steps to fleeing dain and morcar and instantly kills dain.
valindra reveals herself to be a powerful lich.
morcar jumps off the heart in hopes of fleeing.
joff goes unconscious.
feldspar goes unconscious.
she casts dispel on morcar canceling his feather falling and he plumets 140 feet going unconscious.
joff gets eaten by the zombies and dies.
kevin speaks to valindra telepathically.
in an effort to save time we just end it with her wiping the group except for morcar who doesn't even know our quest.
the campaign effectively ends.
lol aizo 
aizo you know you can pop in and listen to the sessions and just mute yourself if you don't wanna be heard
bestagons
gimli for sure
mud men mud men mud mud mud men men
we found the sink pisser
Who?
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hey look, it's Feldspar
can you also send me the notes for the sessions since you all died plz
ty ty
The other 2 year long campaign
Is gonna be crazy
I have managed to come up with a medieval equivalent of napalm that is self-igniting
No this ain't Kavinor, you guys will have your fair share of war crimes dontchu worry
damn
I meannnnmm.... making napalm itself isnt as hard as you think it is
, don't ask unless you want to be on several lists
well it's hard in a medieval setting
The basic idea is some kind of russian doll
a clay vial of Sodium inside a jar of water, wrapped in a layer of wool soaked in fish oil and then placed in a giant jar of pitch and pine resin
open impact the sodium contacts with the water and starts a chain reaction of sparks, which ignites the wool and oil, then setting the pitch and pine ablaze
wasnt thermite discovered like back in ancient times?
peeps been blowing stuff up for long time
thermite wanst discovered until 1890
yoiu're thinking of greek fire, which no recipe exists for
maybe im thinking of a different reaction
gunpowder?
phosphorus??
maybe
Thermite is also insanely easy to make, but back then they wouldn't have the means to actually ignite it , it's very stable
Like.. it's literally rust and aluminum
That's it 
Greek fire was a real thing. The problem is that we aren't sure what the recipe exactly was. It could have been any number of different formulations. But since the way to make it was kept secret, we aren't sure what methods were used. It's not so much lost to time as, made uncertain via time.
The problem with development of thermite had everything to do with isolating aluminum, which wasn't possible until magnetism was used.
Before the usage of electromagnets (or just magnets) on the slag to separate it, aluminum was more costly than platinum.
Generally, the commonly used processes for separating iron from bauxite are gravity separation, magnetic separation, flotation, electric separation, flocculation and strong magnetic separation-anion reverse flotation. However, it is difficult to obtain better aluminum by this conventional mineral separation method. Soil concentrate. Aluminum and...
Hm... looking it up, and aluminum may not have been more costly than platinum. Just as costly as silver. Still an exhorbitant way to make an explosive.
https://evolutiondc.museum.gwu.edu/the-washington-monument-capstone/#:~:text=What may surprise you is,it was made in 1884.
<@&1248006648744902809> I've not been able to do the write up for Reddit tonight, can someone else please do it instead
there is a chance i will skip dnd this week cuz i wanna finish the bo6 campaign this weekend >.<
decent chance i won't since campaigns are short but i like playing on hardest difficulty so i'll get stuck alot >.<
i'll cut back on sleep in an effort to try and make it on time

i better not say anything about the possiblity of me getting a job then
since it's short i prefer to play through it all in 1 go or 2 settings so i stay immersed in the story
i'v hard the experience of a game ruined cuz i couldn't play it for long enough to get immersed into the story and taking long breaks does that for me >.<
a job is no excuse 
HOW COME
a game or even a movie sure but a job?!
BRO IF IM GONNA BE WORKING FROM 8AM TO 4PM HOW WOULD I BE AWAKE AT 1AM TO PLAY DND
whats next a sick family member?
everybody knows that game is life
no game no life 
<@&1284336728831950879> we drop tmrw, 2 hours before Jeannie stream time
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/s/QyugIligol
Fighters if they were cool
not in D&D where the best they can do is swing 6 times at a target and thats it 
yeah, but that's still 6 times
fighters only exist to give better classes action surge , change my mind 
they get more ability score improvements then anyother class allowing for the best stats and the greatest number of feats
funnily enough i looked at what they did in the 2024 ruleset and they made them infintely cooler
not beating the "stat stick the class" accusations tho 
@violet cave is it too late to switch my character to a pure fighter just to prove Drake wrong
You know what I'll allow it
toight

writing up the sheet right fucking now
well.... it helps our comp at least 
If you even Race swap her to be a human fighter I will give you inspiration as well
the vanilla icecream D&D char 
If I don't see the sheet by tomorrow no inspiration
you know, I was doing prep for my session on monday but screw that, this matters more
nope, I'm proving a point now
I'll be a tanky boi don't you worry
parb was gonna be a monk no? and i am going to be a sorc anyways with the sole goal of getting polymorph to turn into a blue dragon 
I was excited to play rouge but if we're a party of almost all rouges then I'd rather do something else
i would do the same as cannon here tbh
no no, i meant if i was in your situation
Sorry Canon gets to do this first because it's funny

for what? 
All ones?!
on stats? 
prolly on stats yeah
It's 4d6 drop the lowest how did you get 4?!
just slap that bad boy in int and dont worry about it 
OH BOY
time to switch dice
I'd count how many I have but I'd like to be able to attend D&D tomorrow
the only thing you have more of than minis 

final stats

ok
unfortunate stats
ngl i get it tho , all 3 chars i made so far were made on the same day as dunn
idk why my screen shot software did that
17 and 16 aint too bad
the 4 just goes in int and you simply dont think... about anything 

that's wisodm


there goes my opportunity to troll you
charisma saves are very rare

pirate hat is like sprinkles on the vanilla icecream 
but... ill be happy to be suprised
wait do we need to prepare anything for tomorrow?
no, I'm switching characters to prove a point to Drake
nah nah , scroll up, i made a joke which led for cannon swapping chars 
can i get a tldr cos im lazy
.
drake said fighters are bad so I'm switching to fighter
me: fighters are lame compared to what they could be
cannon: bet
i never said they're not strong , i beat BG3 on a fighter , they're just extremely lame 
Alright in true Lord fashion I will retcon it and say that kimiko will be given NPC status
tought
As in she will not die but she will become an NPC and still Factor into the campaign
as a note
Daylight savings has just started in the UK
so what time are we starting tomorrow?
still 2 hours earlier than jeannies stream so 8pm this time
@spice bobcat you guys gonna be ok on mondays if we start an hour earlier because of DST or should we just start at the same time as normal
i think beans wouldnt be able to show up an hour early
that doesnt ping him btw
discord doesnt count edits as pings for some dumb reason 
I'm good for it
about a week yeah
just thinking that you already wake up early for the current time
I wake up at Jeannie time. anything before 10pm I consider early 
it'd be an hour before that
yes I know lol
anywho point was it'd only be like once or twice so should be fine
if I wake up LUL
ok, just wanted to make sure
but does everyone observe your DST?
the clocks automatically change here, or the digital ones anyway
I used to have to work nights on DST nights and it was always rough when it went back
lol I mean ppl outside the UK. like would it be a diff time for drake
I work every switch so leave early once and stay 13 hours the other 
but I think we change by timezone or something
I have no idea
I dunno who observes what or when
apparently Egypt is the only African country that does

still dumb AF and needs abolished
oh 100%
@violet cave could we do 3hrs before stream and stop one hour earlier. I need to be somewhere tomorrow at an early time and would need to leave mid session if this is not possible
We had abolished it , then we had a 2 year power deficit issue where the country couldn't pay for how much electricity it was using so they brought it back as a power saving measure and they haven't dropped it since 🤷♂️ it should swap Nov 1st iirc
Did it work as a power saving thing?
the idea is you use less electricity during the day cuz less lighting is required so you base your schedule around daylight. if you keep the lights on all night or run 24/7 it's not gonna make any difference so in places like the US where that's the case it should be abolished.
Idfk
but we don't get daily power cuts anymore so maybe
<@&1284336728831950879> since justin isnt here rn. Would my proposal work for everyone else if justing gives the okay later?
I see no problem with this. American fusion for some people so three hours before screen time starts can I trust you to ping everyone?
Already did 
Answers everyone, thank you
As in when it's time silly
<@&1284336728831950879> Would everyone be ready in 1 hour and 15 minutes? IF you absolutely need to have the start in 2 hours and 15 minutes as was originally planned react with
and then i'll take my leave midway through the session
Say now or it will be held in contempt of court
jokes on cannon im about to have the same sleeping schedule as him 
We are missing cannon and val being alive
cos this is regular time tho?
This is actually the 3hrs before stream i suggetsed as i have somewhere to be tomorrow early
we asumed we working from US times, so we have to compensate for DLS
this is not 3hrs before stream
this is 2hrs before
im pretty sure its 3
oh wait ur right
i hate DLS
nah it was literally my reading the clock wrong
sooo considering cannon and val are MIA we starting now?
yeah but zowo wanted to try to shift an hour early anyways and no one said no 
oh 
back to my game then 🍃
no work on sundays 
off topic
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for the vc ppl at this time
so we are starting in 30min today?
yee
well fuck
thats fine just now i don't have time to make dinner first
is fine i can survive 2 hours
i'll just eat some chips
so durration is still 2 hours right?
or 3?
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the hell kinda conversation yall having that led to this
gpu ram limits.
we're starting soon in like 5 mins
@neat dust get you ass in here
@neat dust VALLLLL

Interesting thing about myself IRL: I once dislocated my neck while sleeping.
these spells i have prepared btw
.
ty!
Yaromir + razina < Spark + Marie < Elara + Liger
16
Razina = 16
19
10
23
- I am doubly proficient in perception and investigation...
"Let's hope we don't have to kill anyone!" It's a pacifist campaign!
sorry for constantly muting bois i am legit dying of a cough out here 

ait
- Rolled an 18
9+8+3?
yes val thats 20
Warehouse
Embassy Center
Triage Tent
Meeting Hut
Beyond the Courtyard
Places to investigate
14
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In character, we would probably know about Vecna, but not necessarily specifics of what the artifacts of Vecna would do. Parsing truth from rumor or fireside spooky story would probably take a history check or two.
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Hand_of_Vecna
Liger probably knows all about the hand of vecna. Oh well.
i might know what it tastes like 
maybe you wont lick dangerous poisons next time 
you see a wierd fluid of a monster and your first thought is to lick it? 
especially when its purple
i dont forsee liger living long 
Yo @proud pebble high chance i wont be able to make it for a few sessions because to my parents its stupid for me to sleep in the evening and wake up at night while my working hours are such that i need to wake up at 5 regardless for it
Not sure about today, maybe i can be present for an hour but not more before i figure out my sleep schedule
just to make sure i am getting my timezones right , we are starting <t:1730152800:R>
right?
Yes
👍
In case i have to go sleep before or early on in session dont kill my char but have him tag along so that he can use counterspell if neccessary and such
<@&1248006648744902809> y'all are bad at daylight savings time math
correct
this is 1 hour earlier
if its now get ur asses in here
never claimed otherwise
so we starting now? and not in an hour?
isn't it normal time for y'all?
i'd be happy to
not me , i also get DLS because stoopid
one sec i needa grab dinner
@proud pebble sorry due to DM syndrome I know what these things are so I will remain silent
14
18
gold nugget (50 GP)
vitality potion
healing potx2
Bag?
i swear it did pretty well for general audiences?
it did
that's just stupid, it's DND. get new characters
<@&1284336728831950879> D&D tomorrow, two hours before stream time!
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oi justin
dont think i can make it tomorrow
the session is too late for my schedule
@violet cave
if yall wanna have me onborad for the sunday session we need to start at 6pm GMT
but thats impossible
i mean ,i can do that , idk about the rest
prolly not on such short notice but for the next 4 sessions after tomorrow
as i have work till atleast november 29
thats around dinner time for me, i can make it but might be late and/or still eating

easy remedy, I'll have Elarasent back to report the findings to the team at the train
I'm looking forwards to throwing you into more danger
same
at later levels ill get polymorph for young blue dragon
so you'll litearlly throw me like a pokemon
I never play strength based characters, this is exciting
SPARKS: I CHOOSE YOU
USE LIGHTNING BREATH
exactly 
i plan on only getting lightning spells from the sorc spell list too btw 
at least for damage stuff
If we run into a shambling mound then we're in trouble then
btw , been planning my next couple chars cuz i am running out and ... why do dragonborns not get bonus AC like draconic bloodline sorcs
i wanted to make a silver dragonborn paladin/barbarian 
also , that whole build works on the assumption that smite isnt a spell so i can smite while raging
which i aint sure is true 
reddit thinks it works 
reddit is dumb
i mean the description of rage says "if you can cast spells you cant cast them or concentrate on them while raging" and smite isnt a spell
soooo RAW it should work but i can see a DM putting a stop to it cuz it might be op ngl
but RAI it doesn't
Tbf tho , 2024 rules did make smite a spell , so maybe they already wanted that to not be a thing 
head in my hands
well yeah a barbarian can smite
there's a few things like that that are magical effects but technically not spells
like even lay on hands, that's not a spell
but it uses a spell slot and is magic therefore SPELL
yeah but it fells like cheating 
barbarian Monk is also great because you're not casting spells, you're stunning
I will die on this hill
i guess ill simply play him in justin's campagin 
I will counterspell it as often as I can
if Drake is allowed to use smite while raging then I'm allowed to use physics
just out of interest, how do you feel about me using character options from the Grim Hollow setting? it's not WOTC but I could send you the stuff I wanted to use before hand
so you could say yay or nay
lots
there are other archtypes than battlemaster?
thats the only one worth playing at least 
3 in the players hand book, 3 more in Xanathar's guide and 2 more in Grim Hollow
I couldn't remember the options from Grim Hollow so I had to check
there's one from Grim Hollow called the Bulwurk which I'm kinda tempted by
basically just mega tank fighter build
we do be needing a tank
my thoughts exactly
I mean I am already a tank
but this would help me tank even more 
the first ability alone is worth it holy 
temp HP every round for an entire combat basically
only 3 tho and temp hp doesn't stack
oh it doesnt?
ah that makes it significantly more fair 
only one instance of temp hp at a time no matter the source
but you pick which source you get it from so you can always have the higher amount
but 3 temp hp and heavy armour master basically means 6 free HP per turn
speaking of... i was reading over the feats earlier and why is there a heavy and medium armor master but no light armor master 
dunno what that would even do tbh
you already get full dex in light armour
damage reduction maybe?
+1 dex and -3 to nonmagical damage?
if i were to write it it would be +1 dex and ability to impose disadvantage once a round on an attack roll to symbolise how nimble you are?
might be OP tho
yeah
uncanny dodge would be a better version anyways , same with the monk's evasion
tho i dont remembe if the monk's takes a recation
its been a while since i read the monk stuff dont they get a dodge too? 
maybe i got the name wrong
evasion is take no damage if you succeed on a dex save, or half on a fail

ah 
probably gonna take shield master at 4th level, tough at 6th level and maybe a ABI at 8th
thats the only good thing about fighters , you get to fill out your mid class with feats 
also I can have 4 attacks in a turn and then action surge for an additional 4 attacks
still gets outdamaged by a smite 
yeah its the age old consistent dps vs burst but burst always seems more impessive 
I've always been a dots person
also eventually you run out of smites then you're just a fighter with hlaf as many attacks
if whatever you're fighting survived you blowing all your smites something is very wrong 
some stuff is immune to lower level spells, like smite
well thats just a hard counter
you would play support at that point
nothing is immune to my +3 magic sword
for us EU folk DLS has happend in the US now right? so we back to 9pm start for UK folk?
yes, it's 6:36am atm
Woe, anti-life shell be upon ye
The enemy cannot stab you if you make him unable to approach you
I may be a tad late today.
are we starting in 5min or 1 hour?
in an hour i think
great
ima be 15 mins late but ill be there
Was it this man?
razina 6
14
10
9 spark
18
Armor 1 - 14
Armor 2 -12
17
8
nat 1
7 stealth
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<@&1248006648744902809> game starting in about 4 hrs or so
@spice bobcat you up bud?
@ancient sun you playing or nah?
sorta up
one sec
okay...
so apparently my headset is dead but i was gonna be mic off anyways as my mom brought me taco bell as she knew i'd be up for the game
what did you get from Taco bell?
no idea, mom said they doing nostalgia month or something and brought back old menu items. i know one is nachos and one is a tostado
nice, not a big fan of taco bell, but I love the nacho fries
i never complain about free food but i do like it occasionally to mix things up
yeah i got you guys on speaker
👍
if i can figure out a headset. dunno why mine's dead
i was gonna rp it as Garrett is focusing up as we obv are nearing the dragon so you can semi-start but yeah i have to figure out a mic
and we spotted the dragon
no spoilers
even near a volcano?
right
its dormant wasnt it? also an active one spews dust into the air reducing the sun amount anyways 
dafuq you typing for you have a mic on 
if it's all you got
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garrett very distracted by taco bell
someone just has to say it
so what did i not perceive? bed bugs?
Garrett duck and covers?
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maybe one day i'll level and maybe get pass without a trace LUL
maybe
right
nah
affiliate first but yeah
Garrett pees a lil
Garrett has not moved
I am part of the ground
nada
common and elvish only

Garrett peeks out and and says "no it's red you fool"
koztar
Artus?
Garrett pokes his head out and asks "what did man do?"
"what does ring look like?"
careful around big floating rock in middle
if you wanna go that route
right
"any shiny stones?"
garrett speaking slow
yeah that
ohhhh
"want man or just ring?"
exactly
until we get into combat 
i mean the wolf alone was dangerous
Garrett suggests someone crazy enough to steal from them could be dangerous himself.
which river was it?
garrett knows
it's in the water 
an issue if we find the man or ring
btw where is zowo?
oh yeah i forgot he got that job
yeah he needs to focus on that
just wrapped up a 56hr week myself 
well at his age it's important
i was doing drugs and alcohol but that doesn't make it right LUL
my boss called me the RHMF. "where's that lil red-headed motherfucker at? 
yeah i always claimed my gingerhood
my love doesn't care about my soul
6?
oh shit i forgot about chroma 
garrett would have stayed the ground
and the group sets out 
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