Draft Discussion No.24

[patent meadow]

Here

[dreamy arrow]

We

[merry sail]

Forgot which one tied lol

Ancelotti pep?

Nvm klopp ,pep, guardiola

[charred steeple]

Thought it's simeone

[boreal horizon]

** **

"pep, guardiola"

[tropic loom]

What's the theme?

Oh Klopp, Pep and Someone.
Probably needs limit on how many players each of them have.

Without it, it'll be heavily shifted towards Pep.
He has twice the trophies compared to the other 2 managers combined.

[tight sphinx]

Wait am i judging?

[tropic loom]

Yes

[patent meadow]

Yes

[boreal horizon]

Yes

[merry sail]

Maybe

[tight sphinx]

ok got it 😭

[boreal horizon]

No Sofascore again pls

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[tight sphinx]

I cant rly use sofascore for players who have spent multiple seasons under a manager ;-;

If its not 1 season that is

[final crane]

I wanna play pls

[keen wagon]

Heyyyyy guysssss

[unborn hemlock]

ur unabnned finally lol

[unborn hemlock]

how much for bribes?

also

[keen wagon]

Ikr took forever

[unborn hemlock]

are players judged for their performances under the coaches or for their whole career

[molten silo]

The bigshaq wants to be in the draft again

Im a main character atp

Me and the big @unborn hemlock are him

[merry sail]

The coaches

[unborn hemlock]

oh alr

thanks

[tight sphinx]

Funny guy

[dusk salmon]

Ok

[molten silo]

Nipunrocks really wanted this theme huh

[patent meadow]

Sure I guess

[molten silo]

Hmmm

[patent meadow]

I had this theme as an option for a long time

This might be my last draft where I participate

[molten silo]

Oh…

Dw il take over

[patent meadow]

Ur replacing me for participation

[molten silo]

Yep

[patent meadow]

As for winning them, time will tell

[molten silo]

Ah

[unborn hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[unborn hemlock]

drop out of med schools for football drafts

[patent meadow]

😭

[keen wagon]

Anyone got an idea on how to make a CV ?

[unborn hemlock]

when are we starting

[unborn hemlock]

ugh

job

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-job-gng-jobsfosnobs-job-application-boo-job-boom-gif-14884364112106221852

[patent meadow]

@distant dagger 12 hour timer starts now

[distant dagger]

wallahi billahi tallahi rahmani rahim idk what to do

[patent meadow]

U have ur answer

[molten silo]

Were so back

[distant dagger]

folk

[molten silo]

Cuh

[patent meadow]

You pick a player that played under either Pep, Klopp or Simeone

[distant dagger]

im taking sheyi ojo and maximo perrone ofn

[patent meadow]

Lol

1 player at a time pls

[distant dagger]

oh alr

any position?

[molten silo]

Yep

[patent meadow]

Yeah, as long as by the end of the draft, you have a full XI

[distant dagger]

ight uhh lemme write ts out

[molten silo]

You should choose lemar

First pick

[distant dagger]

do i post it in thr actual channel

[distant dagger]

wallahi im not choosing him rn

[patent meadow]

If you're active on discord, normally ur timer reduces to 1 hour

[molten silo]

Okay david hancko?

[patent meadow]

Yeah, and then when it's ur turn again, you edit that message

[unborn hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[molten silo]

So I should make the worst team possible

[unborn hemlock]

yes

[molten silo]

Okay

[patent meadow]

Looks like the Bayern logo on a Nigerian kit 😭

[unborn hemlock]

naby keita 1st pick

[patent meadow]

I don't allow trolling anymore

[unborn hemlock]

you should

[distant dagger]

just sent 🤑🤑🤑

[molten silo]

Okay okay

[patent meadow]

@stiff sierra 12 hours

[molten silo]

Allison wow

[distant dagger]

is that a cold pick or nah

[unborn hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303523908711878799/1323618355491508234/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_3.gif

[molten silo]

Bold oick

[distant dagger]

im a debutant bro

[molten silo]

Might be the worst first pick ever

[patent meadow]

Usually, once you pick, you ping the next person

[molten silo]

But hey

[unborn hemlock]

defo not worst

[distant dagger]

imma let other guys choose between oblak ederson mignolet and ortega

[unborn hemlock]

its gonna be fairly high ranked

[patent meadow]

Oblak has had a much longer tenure with Simeone than Allison and Klopp

[molten silo]

Scott carson didnt excist huh?

[patent meadow]

Villa legend

[molten silo]

yeah

[patent meadow]

What about Marcus Bettinelli

[molten silo]

And gk might be tuff

[molten silo]

Shhh

[patent meadow]

He did get us 6th in 07/08

[unborn hemlock]

nah liverpool legend

[distant dagger]

im getting last

[unborn hemlock]

carriewd in that final in 2005

[patent meadow]

Got West Bromwich Albion relegated the next season 😏

[distant dagger]

clean sheet huh

[patent meadow]

Definitely

[unborn hemlock]

didnt concede a single goal in the final

against ac milan bro

[distant dagger]

yeah

[unborn hemlock]

even dudek concede 3

[patent meadow]

Fun fact, I was born hours after the 2005 final

[unborn hemlock]

really??

thats insane

[distant dagger]

nah lemme check if i was borj around a final

[molten silo]

I have my gk pick

only if SOMEONE

[patent meadow]

Local time yes

[unborn hemlock]

you were meant to be a liverpool fan @patent meadow

[distant dagger]

12 days earlier 🤤

🤑*

[molten silo]

didnt make me 12th

[patent meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[unborn hemlock]

local time as in in australia or istanbul

[distant dagger]

who

[molten silo]

Connor bradley

[patent meadow]

India

[distant dagger]

r u born there

[unborn hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/low-int-intelligence-specimen-cat-meme-gif-25294795

[patent meadow]

Yes

[distant dagger]

Mbeumo 2'
Gakpo 78'
Maguire 84'

[patent meadow]

Don't live there though

[molten silo]

Connor bradley or daniel sturrige is mt first pick

[distant dagger]

sorry to hear

[patent meadow]

😭

[unborn hemlock]

Cody Gakpo - 43', 50'Darwin Núñez - 47', 75'Mohamed Salah - 66', 83'R

[distant dagger]

nah I just got how this works

imma enter my flow state

[unborn hemlock]

naby keita

[molten silo]

Shush

[patent meadow]

Make sure you have backups though, some ppl could take the player you want

[molten silo]

Thats my sleeper pick

[patent meadow]

I mean, there's an obvious player available

[unborn hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/547507874079703080/1431752222504386842/image0.gif

[unborn hemlock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lfc-keita-naby-Fu7j2VW10ZO1Xtum4K

[patent meadow]

Make him ur pfp lol

[distant dagger]

yeah if anyone takes ben woodburn im in trouble

[molten silo]

Wirtz played for klopp right

[patent meadow]

No

[distant dagger]

nice

[molten silo]

You Sure

[patent meadow]

Yes

[distant dagger]

he is sure man

goodness me

[molten silo]

If you send your paypal will you change your mind

[distant dagger]

"was pele teammates with estevao"

[molten silo]

And then theres suddenly 5 dollars in there

[unborn hemlock]

my pfp is too auraful

[distant dagger]

nah imma start thinking about my picks now

[unborn hemlock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-ralph-wiggum-3wr2cnwlghNomDeN9W

[distant dagger]

what formation is ts @patent meadow

[unborn hemlock]

i haver a physics exam tomorrw

[unborn hemlock]

u choose

[molten silo]

“Chat gpt give me 11 players for a klopp pep simeone XI”

[distant dagger]

7 2 1

[unborn hemlock]

haram ball 😭

[distant dagger]

i have knowledge bro

ask me anything ill answer rn

[molten silo]

Pick targeleinne

And mazraoui

[unborn hemlock]

solve

[molten silo]

5

[unborn hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436797472675594253/1463954336882360421/Screenshot_2026-01-22_185049.gif

[distant dagger]

x = 1-3
x = -2

[distant dagger]

what

who did he play

[stiff sierra]

@patent meadow your go

Picked neuer

[distant dagger]

WHAT

nah i feel sick

[stiff sierra]

Lol

Howd u not pick him

😭

[molten silo]

THATS MT PICK

IT WAS NICHE

[stiff sierra]

Literally the best gk oat objectively

[unborn hemlock]

no its not 😭

[distant dagger]

can i get disq

[molten silo]

ALSO THE AWSNER IS \displaystyle \zeta(0) = -\tfrac12

Come on chat gpt

[unborn hemlock]

no its not

[stiff sierra]

Was so close to picking someone else

But

[unborn hemlock]

its an imposible equation

[stiff sierra]

I dont wanna get called a dumb city fan so

[unborn hemlock]

no one has ever solved it

[stiff sierra]

Diversity is necessary

😭

[unborn hemlock]

💀

who

[distant dagger]

guy was gonna pick trafford

[molten silo]

Are there even 12 gks

[stiff sierra]

-# Greatest gk oat

[stiff sierra]

Yes 😭

[unborn hemlock]

obv

[molten silo]

12 good ones

[distant dagger]

@patent meadow wait is it on how good the players are or how mcuh time they spent

[molten silo]

[stiff sierra]

Right back position is looking nasty yk

[distant dagger]

with the amabger

[stiff sierra]

Theres like 7 good ones

If you include donnarunma

I MISSED OUT SOMEONE SO GOOD FOR GK

[unborn hemlock]

what good players played under simeone

[molten silo]

I dont like this theme

[stiff sierra]

Neuer probably better

[unborn hemlock]

simeone feels like a fruad

[stiff sierra]

Cant spell

But

[distant dagger]

griezmann hancko and bigshaq

[unborn hemlock]

shhhh

shhh

shhh

[molten silo]

Please everyone dont choose oblak

[unborn hemlock]

yh but there are so few for simeone

[distant dagger]

had like 2 good players in his life

[molten silo]

I want him

[unborn hemlock]

bro fr

[distant dagger]

and one spent like 1 year with him

[unborn hemlock]

petition to replace simeone with ancelotti fr

[distant dagger]

sickness

[molten silo]

You could have chosen messi

[stiff sierra]

Simeone had godin

[stiff sierra]

O hyesh

I forgot

Neuer clear messi idk wys

[unborn hemlock]

brooo

shhhhhhhh

[stiff sierra]

Lowkey

What if i changed neuer to messi

3rd pick hasnt went out

Technically

[distant dagger]

imma edit mine to say ademola lookman

[unborn hemlock]

dyl can change but u cant

[distant dagger]

say wallahi

[merry sail]

Ik who nipun taking next

xD

[unborn hemlock]

wallahi

[distant dagger]

im going on strike

https://tenor.com/view/rabtism-bro-is-frozen-he-realized-he-not-built-for-this-bro-is-frozen-he-realized-he-not-built-for-this-old-man-frozen-gif-11682769250286844895

[merry sail]

Ooh he didnt

[unborn hemlock]

nooooooooo

[distant dagger]

i feel ill

[patent meadow]

Well I wonder

[unborn hemlock]

booooooo

BORING

[distant dagger]

who put me 1st

[patent meadow]

@unborn hemlock

[unborn hemlock]

oh shucks its my turn next round

let me chatgpt rq

[distant dagger]

curt's finished

[patent meadow]

😭

[merry sail]

U usually want fullback first pick

💀😂

[distant dagger]

@patent meadow twin

[merry sail]

That's a first

[distant dagger]

im taking dalot

[merry sail]

@unborn hemlock 12 hour

[patent meadow]

Mixture of both

[unborn hemlock]

@merry sail replace the name with 🐀

[distant dagger]

its over

[merry sail]

RB: Trent 🐀(Klopp) [1st pick]

Better?

[unborn hemlock]

omds i have no idea who to pick

[unborn hemlock]

oh u actually did it

[merry sail]

U got an hour

[unborn hemlock]

[merry sail]

Well Ive got more good someone picks than I thought I would 😂

Simeone

Keyboards don't like that word lol

Should make pep pick have at least 1 Barca Bayern city pick fr @patent meadow

[distant dagger]

thats happening no matter what

icl

[unborn hemlock]

@boreal horizon 12hrs

[patent meadow]

Eh, maybe I'll subconsciously do that, won't do that though

[unborn hemlock]

might screw me up but wtv

[merry sail]

I mean it's the best CDM pick lol

[patent meadow]

It'll guarantee him a 1

[unborn hemlock]

yh but miss out on fullbacks and defenders

[patent meadow]

I also do tbf

[unborn hemlock]

me in physics tomorrow

kinda screwed if stuff like electromagnetism comes up in the exam tmr

[unborn hemlock]

only real ones would get this

[unborn hemlock]

[unborn hemlock]

gyatt

[patent meadow]

Bluds attracted to Kiwis

[unborn hemlock]

new zeland ppl call themselves kiwis too

maybe im attracted to new zeland women

[patent meadow]

😭

[unborn hemlock]

[patent meadow]

Jus fly like 20,000 KM

[unborn hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303523908711878799/1323618355491508234/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_3.gif

[patent meadow]

This u?

[unborn hemlock]

no

im asian

[patent meadow]

U literally told me otherwise

Hush

[unborn hemlock]

when

[patent meadow]

A while ago

On ur old account

[unborn hemlock]

what did i tell u i was

[patent meadow]

Black

[unborn hemlock]

???

[patent meadow]

I'm not joking

[unborn hemlock]

no i ddind

WHAT

[patent meadow]

I remember

[unborn hemlock]

send screenshot

wth

I have NEVER told anyne im black

[patent meadow]

I'll see if I can find the messages

[unborn hemlock]

bc im not

ok

[patent meadow]

Hmm, nvm

Maybe I read it somewhere else

[unborn hemlock]

😭

im asian

im from hong kong

i thjink i said in the server soemwhere

[patent meadow]

Didn't remember lol

[unborn hemlock]

lolz

[patent meadow]

Feels good to be in a draft again after a break

[unborn hemlock]

wait i think its the soffi server

[patent meadow]

Yeah might have been

[tropic loom]

In the past draft, people covers their lack of knowledge by saying they're "trolling"

[keen wagon]

Not me bro

[patent meadow]

Others

[keen wagon]

That's effort tho

This draft seems like a nightmare for me icl

[patent meadow]

It won't be that bad, I'd argue the WC one is worse

Also check #1400239183112437843

[keen wagon]

I suppose but like I barely know who someone's

Simeone is

[patent meadow]

Diego Simeone?!

Barely?! 😭

[keen wagon]

Ik who he is know

Spent over a decade at atleti

[patent meadow]

Yeah him

[keen wagon]

But it'll be a hard draft

[patent meadow]

It'll be easier for me

100%

[keen wagon]

I done mid on the WC 1 but I think if im smart I could win this 1

Get my second draft win

[patent meadow]

You have won before so

[keen wagon]

My 2 full draft 🥹 miss the days when I was good at this shi

[patent meadow]

I mean, Curt and Elohim are here so, it won't be easy

Doesn't help that I am rusty either

[keen wagon]

Ive won against 1 of these 2 be4

Idk abt both but I've done it

Hmmm maybe if I actually try I can

[patent meadow]

So have I

[keen wagon]

Firstly I gotta make a CV tho

[patent meadow]

Multiple times

[keen wagon]

I've only ever won once

The team was cooking

[patent meadow]

Think I won like 4 or something

[keen wagon]

W lowk I've been missing alot of drafts tho sadly

[patent meadow]

I've had a lot to deal with, but I'm better finally

So I'm good

[keen wagon]

I sadly having the opposite problem I have lit nothing to deal with

I'm trying to get a job

[patent meadow]

I might have developed allergies because of my job 😭

[keen wagon]

What do you work as 😭😭😭

[patent meadow]

A swimming instructor

I'm probably allergic to swimming pools

My arse gets extremely itchy, even after tons of lotion

[keen wagon]

I can't even swin

Nipun Wil U teach me if I come to Australia

[patent meadow]

Yeah sure

[keen wagon]

Betttt

I'll do my best haha

How do you think Australia gonna do at the wc

[patent meadow]

Depends on whether Irankunda steps up for us

I'm very sceptical about our roster this year

[keen wagon]

I think if your defence is fully fit you'll be good

Like CIRCATI

Burgess

[patent meadow]

Forgot about Circati yeah

[keen wagon]

Bos

Matt Ryan

[patent meadow]

I reckon we can make it out of the group, idk we can top it

[keen wagon]

I can't remember who's in the groups but id say ye could

Like your team is very solid

Irankunda rapid

Riley mcgree if he can stay fit another good option

There's the midfielder yous have

I can't remember his name but ye

[patent meadow]

Jackson Irvine?

[patent meadow]

USA, Paraguay and someone else

[keen wagon]

Well he's pretty good but isn't there a guy in the championship or something

USA has a really good team underrated team

[patent meadow]

Oh, Adrian Segecic?

From Portsmouth?

[keen wagon]

Possibly

Ye

[patent meadow]

I played with him in the Sydney FC academy

[keen wagon]

Wow

That's really impressive

[patent meadow]

Yeah, I was a tall version of Lahm

Injured loads also

[keen wagon]

Hahah nipun out here making moves im freakin out cuz and Irish player got a transfer

Jaden umeh scored the winner against Slavia Prague u19 for benfica u19s

[patent meadow]

Ooo

[keen wagon]

Yesss

He had a good match

He's only 17 and Irish

So many young Irish players got moves its actually unreal

[patent meadow]

I'm seeing it man

Ireland over the next few years might be promising yk

[keen wagon]

So many promising stars

[keen wagon]

We can dream

We have players joining big clubs too

There was people on trials all over Europe like at united and Hoffenheim

[patent meadow]

I heard about the Hoffenheim one

[keen wagon]

We got a cam joining arsenal when he's 18

[patent meadow]

@boreal horizon 9 hours

[keen wagon]

And a st joining Tottenham

[patent meadow]

Wow ok

[patent meadow]

Troy Parrott 2.0?

[keen wagon]

There was 2 Michael noonan and another 16 yr old st who plays for pats

[keen wagon]

You probably know who mason Meliá is the most expensive Irish transfer from Ireland

[patent meadow]

Yeah

[keen wagon]

Then 1 of man united players got a loan move to a starting spot at st mirren

Jacob devenny 18yr old playing for the u21 Ireland team

And even Alex Murphy made his prem debut for Newcastle Vs Liverpool

[keen wagon]

We have future stars 🥹

[keen wagon]

Victor ozhianvuna who played unreal at U17 wc

Even Grady McDonnell who's a Irish player playing for club brugge nxt

We have so much potential

[tropic loom]

Yeah that's what I said about lack of knowledge.
Then in the past, people trolls because of this.

[keen wagon]

Trust I have ball knowledge just.....it's mostly stuff that matters to me like Irish players

[dreamy arrow]

@boreal horizon 6hrs and 4 mins

[dreamy arrow]

@keen wagon go

@boreal horizon stirke 1

took one of the most consistent keepers of this gen 😎

[keen wagon]

@final crane

12 hours

Took kdb

[dreamy arrow]

sad

kdb was my nxt pick

[distant dagger]

i feel ill

[dreamy arrow]

been ill for the past two days lmao

welcome to the club

[final crane]

@tropic loom

12hours go

Took lewandowskiiii

[tropic loom]

@molten silo your turn

Took Salah

[molten silo]

Omg its finally my turn

@rustic ibex

Your turn

[rustic ibex]

@molten silo you turn

[unborn hemlock]

that was quick

[rustic ibex]

I prepare my drafts in advance, I only change them if you choose before me. And I also don't like delays.

[tropic loom]

Are your picks troll picks again?

[rustic ibex]

like this?

[unborn hemlock]

blatant trolling

[tropic loom]

Yeah, those 2 are troll picks, right?
Or are you serious in picking them?

[rustic ibex]

Yes, very seriously, as I said, I choose the less obvious ones, also because, since I'm the last to choose, the others will choose my options.

[tropic loom]

Deym, ok.
If you think those are good picks, I can't complain.

[rustic ibex]

Relax. Maybe someone more familiar will come along later.

[rustic ibex]

Why do you think this? You're choosing before I am. Most people have already chosen the obvious ones, so I have to go out of my way a little. When I have the best option, I'll choose it.

[unborn hemlock]

bro you are not fooling anyone, klavan played like 40 games for liverpool over 2 seasons and won nothing 💀

klavan and bravo are nowhere near any other picks in terms of ranking

easily dead last for klavan

[rustic ibex]

But he played with the coach, lol, normal.

[molten silo]

Okay

[unborn hemlock]

ok bro wtv makes you happy 😭

[molten silo]

@tropic loom

Your turn

Took thierry henry

[rustic ibex]

Relax, bro, it's all in good fun. Who's going to judge this draft? They're definitely going to sabotage me, lol.

[unborn hemlock]

terry henry

[distant dagger]

alemao genuinely wants the spurs award

[tropic loom]

Took dani alves

@final crane your turn

[tropic loom]

Even without sabotage, your picks are dead last fr

[rustic ibex]

No problem, bro. Relax, I'm just kidding.

[final crane]

@keen wagon go

12 hours took Carles Puyol

[patent meadow]

@tight sphinx will

[keen wagon]

@dreamy arrow 12 hours took vvd

[keen wagon]

I'm actually going to try and win this draft

I have a team Nd all set up

[dreamy arrow]

@unborn hemlock go

Took godin

Finishing up simeone first with his best players fr

[rustic ibex]

Our friend Patrick, he could put the players' names instead of abbreviations, just to maintain consistency in the draft.

[patent meadow]

My only concern is that you'll probably gain points due to some of them being worst picks for the early rounds

[dreamy arrow]

nah

[patent meadow]

Nvm, I forgot Alemão's here

[dreamy arrow]

alemao covers for me

xd

[patent meadow]

[dreamy arrow]

i jst hope he doesnt get striked out

[patent meadow]

I could kick him for trolling

[dreamy arrow]

or else this plan genius fr

[patent meadow]

🤔

[dreamy arrow]

he isnt trolling

he genuinely belives these r good picks

like how spurs was

spurs 2.0??

[patent meadow]

Could've chosen dozens of players before Klavan and Bravo

[patent meadow]

Ik Spurs is an idiot, but Alemao made some decent picks in other drafts before

[dreamy arrow]

let him do his thing

he will prolly pick some1 decent soon

[rustic ibex]

What's wrong with you guys? You only reacted like that because of Klavan, calm down, the draft isn't over, just avoid the obvious. But now I have new possibilities.

I have 5 complete drafts ready for selection, but since I'm last, I'm observing your choices; maybe I chose the less obvious ones. Still 9 picks.

I just wanted Patrick to put the players' names instead of their initials.

[dreamy arrow]

nah i trust u ^^

[unborn hemlock]

NO THAT WAS MY NEXT PICK

@merry sail 12hrs

[merry sail]

@patent meadow 12 hour

[boreal horizon]

Am I still in?

[dreamy arrow]

think so ye

2 picks

[merry sail]

@patent meadow 3 hour 40

[patent meadow]

Took Filipe Luis

@stiff sierra

[tropic loom]

Griezmann can't play LW btw

[unborn hemlock]

exactly half of his top position tho

[patent meadow]

Were these all under Simeone?

[stiff sierra]

@distant dagger

[unborn hemlock]

transfermarkt doesnt offer positions by coach, or at least ive not found it yet :/

thats over his whole career

[patent meadow]

They do

[unborn hemlock]

where is that

[patent meadow]

On transfermart, go to all seasons and then filter by coach

[unborn hemlock]

ill do that tmr

also is SS considered CAM?

i cant remember 😭

[patent meadow]

Yes

[unborn hemlock]

okay thats a good backup if lw doesnt work

[patent meadow]

With Simeone, he can be CAM or ST only

[unborn hemlock]

wtf

😭😭😭

wait

cam works

sorry my brain is not functioning

omg

ok

il siwtch to cam

[patent meadow]

[patent meadow]

Spurs moment

[unborn hemlock]

thanks for checking

[patent meadow]

No problem

[patent meadow]

Yk I'm happy to help with these kinda things yk

[unborn hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-goatplaybanjo-gif-8138677236624420808

[tropic loom]

Choose under Simeone.
He only has 19 at LW

[boreal horizon]

Ok

[tropic loom]

Your name is no longer there

[boreal horizon]

@patent meadow am I still in draft?

[tropic loom]

Dani Alves taken and you aren't in the list

[patent meadow]

No, you took too long

[boreal horizon]

I didn't know I was in the draft that time

But ok

[patent meadow]

I'm ok to add you back in

[boreal horizon]

Really?

[patent meadow]

Yea sure

[boreal horizon]

Ok thx

[patent meadow]

I think Dylan picked

@distant dagger 12 hours

[boreal horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-4446960541527894948

[patent meadow]

2 picks

[boreal horizon]

Done

[distant dagger]

@stiff sierra 12h

nah im ill

wtf

[boreal horizon]

2 picks

[patent meadow]

You need to pick another player

[patent meadow]

When ur on the ends, you pick 2

[distant dagger]

oh tuff

[distant dagger]

done

[patent meadow]

It'll be my turn within 12 hours

Sweet

[distant dagger]

if i at least finish 11th ill take it

icl

[patent meadow]

Alemao might get last, you should be fine

[distant dagger]

10% chance he tries picking kalvin phillips and he just gets disqualified but yeah

[patent meadow]

True

[dreamy arrow]

never disqualify my goat alemao 🥺

[tropic loom]

You'll be done without him as the bottom 😆

[dreamy arrow]

nuh uh 😭

[keen wagon]

Yo when it's my turn can U ping me like 3 times

I don't get the first ping for some reason In notifications ?

[distant dagger]

cold

[dreamy arrow]

fine

[stiff sierra]

@patent meadow

[patent meadow]

@merry sail 12 hours

[merry sail]

@unborn hemlock 12 hour

[unborn hemlock]

@patent meadow where can I check the positiotn thing under a coach

it doesnt give me a picture like this

oh well ill just for another pick for now

@dreamy arrow 12hrs

[distant dagger]

thoughts on that digne defending man

[dreamy arrow]

@keen wagon go

@keen wagon 2nd oing for you

ping

[keen wagon]

@final crane 12 hours

[patent meadow]

Can we not?

[distant dagger]

what happened there man

i was genuinely shocked when i watched it

[patent meadow]

I need to see it again

[unborn hemlock]

yh but how about the positions

it doesnt show a sum like that

[patent meadow]

On the phone it does

You have to scroll a ton

[final crane]

@tropic loom Goo 12 hours

Took filipe luis

[patent meadow]

Hes taken

[final crane]

Aaaaaa

Mb didn't seen it

Is Fernando Torres took?

Yet

[patent meadow]

No

[final crane]

Ok I choose him

[patent meadow]

At LB?

[final crane]

Didn't change pos mb

[patent meadow]

All good

[final crane]

Omds I see you as elohim

My eyes lol

[tropic loom]

@molten silo your turn
Took Rodri

[patent meadow]

@molten silo 2 hours

[molten silo]

Okay

Uh

[patent meadow]

1 hour now

[molten silo]

Damn it they took suarez

@rustic ibex

12 hours

[rustic ibex]

@boreal horizon Go go

[unborn hemlock]

@rustic ibex why do you pick in order

[rustic ibex]

What do you mean? In order of position?

[unborn hemlock]

yeah

[molten silo]

Because hes him

Duh

[dusk salmon]

@molten silo you Misspell Thierry Henry btw

[unborn hemlock]

how have you not heard of terry henry

terry henry is the goat bro

[dusk salmon]

Bruh

[molten silo]

Uhh

No

Look again

[distant dagger]

still wrong man

its Thierry

not thiery

JESUS CHRIST

[molten silo]

What are you on

Its always been thierry

[distant dagger]

sicko

[boreal horizon]

Terry honri

[distant dagger]

horrid henry

[molten silo]

CHOOSE YOUR PICK

Pls 🙁

[patent meadow]

You have 13 minutes

[unborn hemlock]

💀

uh

[distant dagger]

cold

[unborn hemlock]

jose striked again

crazy

[distant dagger]

@patent meadow horror

[unborn hemlock]

@rustic ibex 12hrs

jose second strike?

[distant dagger]

i like how he took 2 horrible picks then one of my guys as the 3rd one

just kill me

[unborn hemlock]

oh 💀

[distant dagger]

had enough

[patent meadow]

I blame White for taking my next pick

@boreal horizon strike 2

[distant dagger]

that as well man

[unborn hemlock]

i blame bigshaq for taking my next pick

[distant dagger]

i have 2 wingers left

[patent meadow]

<@&1206185225609150484> SOMEONE'S ALREADY OUT

Jose has had 2 strikes and now these players are unavailable

RB: Philipp Lahm🇩🇪 (Guardiola) -1st
GK:Ederson🇧🇷 (Guardiola) -2nd

[distant dagger]

need to find more guys man

[distant dagger]

horror

[patent meadow]

Would've loved Lahm as well

[molten silo]

Deserved

[patent meadow]

Idk about RB though, probably had more at CDM under Pep

[distant dagger]

I'm saying u just give those 2 players to whoever's 1st in the draft man

[patent meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

[molten silo]

@rustic ibex Ur turn again

[patent meadow]

Connor Bradley already pinged him

[molten silo]

We should auction
Lahm off

[patent meadow]

💀

[distant dagger]

yeah or give him to anyone who's named after someone that scored today

am i right fellas 🔥

[distant dagger]

yesterday

cold

@patent meadow bro i have a serious question bro

[patent meadow]

Yea what's up

[distant dagger]

can i call kane harry kanetard

is that permitted bro

[patent meadow]

No

[distant dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-man-i'm-a-dude-man-hotel-transylvania-gif-8886220752903038918

[patent meadow]

I disallowed nicknames cause of Jose

[distant dagger]

nah not in the draft just in general

[patent meadow]

Oh um, probably not

[distant dagger]

alright man

[unborn hemlock]

that was painful 😭

[unborn hemlock]

HOW

HE JOINED LAST TURN 😭

[dusk salmon]

Is my turn btw?

[patent meadow]

Ur not in this draft

[rustic ibex]

@molten silo you turn

[dusk salmon]

Lmao mb

[dreamy arrow]

😎

[dreamy arrow]

Not fair 😭

[tropic loom]

@molten silo some hours left

[molten silo]

I was snug like a bug in bed

Il make my pick

[patent meadow]

You have 1 hour

[molten silo]

Okay

Okay back to you @tropic loom

[tropic loom]

Took Schmelzer

@final crane 12 h

[final crane]

@keen wagon

Took Mario Gotze

12 hours

[merry sail]

Gotze works at cm? Always thought he's a cam lol

[tropic loom]

@keen wagon less than 4 hours

[distant dagger]

@keen wagon

@keen wagon

he said to ping him 3 times 🔥🔥🔥

[unborn hemlock]

@final crane götze can only be CAM or RW

[distant dagger]

@keen wagon 10 mins

[distant dagger]

@patent meadow

[patent meadow]

@keen wagon strike 1

@dreamy arrow 12 hours

[dreamy arrow]

@unborn hemlock go

Took matz hummels

[unborn hemlock]

@merry sail 12hrs

took miranda

[merry sail]

@patent meadow 12 hour

[distant dagger]

what 💀

aint that a drink

[patent meadow]

@stiff sierra 12 hours

[merry sail]

Diego Godin CB partner for a few years 💀😂

@patent meadow would CDM be ranked with cm if there aren't many taken?

[stiff sierra]

@distant dagger

Took savic

[patent meadow]

If there isn't like 6 or more then yes

[patent meadow]

Were you gonna take Gimenez if I didn't?

[distant dagger]

@stiff sierra u again

just realised 80% of my team rn is pep

[patent meadow]

Also, I think you can afford to pick 1 more player from Pep

[tight sphinx]

Hi are yall done

Ok apparently not 😭

[patent meadow]

Not even close

Actually we're nearly half way

[tight sphinx]

Im gawddamn bored what if i start ranking the guys first 😭

I will cross check at the end if theres changes

[patent meadow]

You could

[tight sphinx]

This is the first time in sooo long i actl hv free time so imma do that

[distant dagger]

i was gonna do a play on mario hermoso but realised abidal was free

[unborn hemlock]

yeah ive had it before

but its the other cb thats good for simeone aside from godin

[stiff sierra]

Yup

[distant dagger]

i was gonna do pique + gimenez

im surprised pique was available

[dreamy arrow]

godin big brain move early for a reason fr

[dreamy arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mirinda-mởnắp-lon-nước-ngọt-lon-pop-gif-14532206

[merry sail]

3 , 3 ,3 then 2 others split however

[dreamy arrow]

ye

[patent meadow]

That's possible as well was 5, 3, 3

[merry sail]

@stiff sierra just under 2.5 hours

[unborn hemlock]

yh he was going to be my pick

[stiff sierra]

Its my turn again? 😭

[tropic loom]

40 minutes

[stiff sierra]

@patent meadow

[stiff sierra]

Realised i forgot to pick a player earlier

I had to go with renan lodi as i dont want to use one of my midfield slots

[patent meadow]

@merry sail 12 hours

@keen wagon make sure you catch up

[merry sail]

@unborn hemlock 12 hour

[distant dagger]

if i have to i can do 5 pep 3 klopp 3 simeone?

[patent meadow]

Yes

[unborn hemlock]

NO ALL THE GKS ARE GONE

[distant dagger]

alr bet

[patent meadow]

I knew this round was my last chance

[distant dagger]

simeone and klopp have horror right wingers so

i mean all the good ones are gone

[unborn hemlock]

😭

[patent meadow]

Enjoy Adam Bogdan 😭

[unborn hemlock]

nah ill take karius

[distant dagger]

ur holding zack steffen

[patent meadow]

No Scott Carson?

[distant dagger]

nah it surprises me how some guys i have in mind havent been taken

[patent meadow]

Or even Willy Caballero

[distant dagger]

lonergan for klopp

[unborn hemlock]

nar

gotta think now 😭

[patent meadow]

Yes you do

[distant dagger]

i just got a whole new list of players

i didnt know it was at least 3 from each manager

[patent meadow]

I have 2 picks that'll determine my teams dynamic

Hopefully by my turn I can get at least one of them

[distant dagger]

idk how i pulled pique and abidal

[unborn hemlock]

WHAT PIQUES GONE

NO

[patent meadow]

Yeah he picked him

[distant dagger]

lmfaooooo i took him

[patent meadow]

I wanted Pique and Gimenez together

[distant dagger]

same

[patent meadow]

But I knew I had to sacrifice one for the other

[distant dagger]

lowkenuinely i don't even regret picking abidal over hermoso anymore

[patent meadow]

I feel like Abidals prime was before Pep but ok

[distant dagger]

only lb i had left

nah simeone actually has good midfielders

[unborn hemlock]

@patent meadow is the amount of games under the manager important

[patent meadow]

Yes

[unborn hemlock]

like is it weighed heavily

even if there werent loads of trophies

[patent meadow]

About the same as their performances with the coach

[unborn hemlock]

like how important they were to the team?

[patent meadow]

Trophies are tiebreakers

[unborn hemlock]

oh nice

[patent meadow]

Comes under performances

[distant dagger]

nah people were laughing at me when i took alisson but hes lowk goated

[patent meadow]

It's been weird these last few drafts actually, goalkeepers are getting taken really fast

Wasn't like this before

[distant dagger]

there's like 5 good gks between these managers so ye

[patent meadow]

Although for a draft like this, I guess I shouldn't be surprised

[patent meadow]

They're scarce tbf

Same with fullbacks

[patent meadow]

That's always the case though

[distant dagger]

i was thinking of taking neuer too but 5 pep players in a row is a bit dark

[unborn hemlock]

@dreamy arrow 12hrs

at least im done with simeone

[patent meadow]

You still need 3 Simeone players and 2 more Klopp

[distant dagger]

yeah im ending things

[unborn hemlock]

why

[patent meadow]

I hope you step on a lego

[distant dagger]

took koke

[patent meadow]

Koke was my next pick

[unborn hemlock]

500 games for simeone

[distant dagger]

hey dudeman im a dudeman uh drag

[patent meadow]

He would've been a CDM for me 😭😭

[distant dagger]

alr time to find a new cm 🔥

[unborn hemlock]

cdm doesnt work tho

only 90 games as cdm

274 for cm

[distant dagger]

i have 4 in mind for simeone

[unborn hemlock]

just 2 games shy

[patent meadow]

Oh yeah, he was a winger early on

[unborn hemlock]

was gonna put him as dm

Lm is the other option but idk

depends if i can find rw

[patent meadow]

He started there

[unborn hemlock]

yh prob gonna keep him at cm for now

[patent meadow]

I swear both of you have taken someone I wanted

It's unbelievable

[unborn hemlock]

thats what u get for taking a gk

[unborn hemlock]

shouldnt have taken pique smh

[distant dagger]

looked at my team up close and realised im getting 10th max

[patent meadow]

I could've had him 😏

[unborn hemlock]

tbh my teams lowkey mid 😭

havent got any idea for rb or gk

or wingers

[patent meadow]

For my first draft back in a while, I hope I get back to my old ways

[unborn hemlock]

good ones are taken

[distant dagger]

robertson miranda

[unborn hemlock]

idk if jose would put robbo first

[distant dagger]

i just found a few and they're shite

[unborn hemlock]

think hes the best one but joses ranking is a bit questionable

[patent meadow]

Hes not judge, it's @tight sphinx

[unborn hemlock]

oh thats who i meant

[patent meadow]

😭

[distant dagger]

whats his club

and country

[unborn hemlock]

theyre both united fans

[patent meadow]

Hes a fellow United fan

[unborn hemlock]

so theyre delulu

[distant dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[unborn hemlock]

[patent meadow]

Still better than Laertisfooty

Lobotka top 3 CDM

[unborn hemlock]

oh god not him

😭😭😭

lobotka top 3 dm

what else did he say

cant eememebr

[patent meadow]

I remember that like it was yesterday

[unborn hemlock]

barca glazer too 😭😭

[distant dagger]

dont think lobotka makes top 50 in anything to be honest

[patent meadow]

Bit harsh

[distant dagger]

could be 48th best slovak cdm

[unborn hemlock]

[patent meadow]

Harsh but ok

[patent meadow]

Dont forget Olympiacos as well

[dreamy arrow]

@keen wagon turn

took juanfran

Good right back fr

Oh forgot @keen wagon

3rd ping @keen wagon

[patent meadow]

Hes taken

[merry sail]

I did the same as @patent meadow 2 decent keepers left so took mine then xD

Wanted koke but needed lb and GK now or never 😂

[patent meadow]

I still have 1 player left of of the 2 I wanted, but it might be wraps if he's taken as well

[dreamy arrow]

aw

changed to gabi

a solid captain and leader under simeone

[tropic loom]

Yeah wanted both him and Weidenfeller 😆

[patent meadow]

Glad I stole him from you and a few others it looks like

[patent meadow]

Oh why?

[dreamy arrow]

well since juanfran was taken

[patent meadow]

Oh right

[dreamy arrow]

also gabi was a good leader for atleti

specially since the early days

[tropic loom]

The only ones I wanted was Weidenfeller and Gimenez

[patent meadow]

😏

[dreamy arrow]

?

[unborn hemlock]

whats LD

[tropic loom]

No idea.
Probably just randomized letters.

[dreamy arrow]

think rb but portugese?

[rustic ibex]

LD=RB, LE=LB

[dreamy arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[tropic loom]

You can also use the normal standard term btw

[rustic ibex]

But that's not wrong.

[unborn hemlock]

its confusing 😭

[tropic loom]

Judge will be confused where to rank them

Because no one knows those terms

[rustic ibex]

Use Google Translate, lol.

But I've already fixed it.

[tropic loom]

Better that way

[dreamy arrow]

whos turn rn

[patent meadow]

@final crane

@keen wagon strike 2

<@&1206185225609150484> ANOTHER ONE OUT

With Jimmytheparet out of the draft, these players are unavailable

Cm: kdb (pep) 1st
CB: vvd ( klopp) 2nd
RW: sterling (pep) 3rd

[dreamy arrow]

DAMN

[distant dagger]

im finishing at least 10th

[dreamy arrow]

lol

thi reminds me i hvnt gone near my college in like 2 weeks xd

[distant dagger]

tuff

[dreamy arrow]

no

im sick af

[merry sail]

https://x.com/TheUnitedExtra/status/2021556485902499865?s=20 uhm

United Extra (@TheUnitedExtra)

Mbeumo outrunning Adama wasn’t on my bingo card man wtf 😭😭😭😭

▶ Play video

X · Feb 11, 2026, 12:06 PM

Mbeumo is that quick? Wtf 😭😂

That's crazy

Uhmm meant for main chat 😭💀

[distant dagger]

horror

[unborn hemlock]

crazy

157 goals 23 assists

[tropic loom]

But damn, Jackson Cihuahua is in his own league

[merry sail]

@final crane 2 hour 35

[tropic loom]

@final crane strike
@molten silo your turn

Took Ruben Dias

[patent meadow]

Are you playing him at ST or something?

[final crane]

Yo sorry I am busy at school

[merry sail]

@final crane Iniesta taken

[patent meadow]

And about to be relegated as well

[tropic loom]

He is capable of running away from it

[patent meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/816274880651198484/1421974213920821402/image0.gif

[unborn hemlock]

yeah he's even better than proper strikers like isak or haaland

[patent meadow]

Explains his high goal count

[dreamy arrow]

hes jst tht good fr

[tropic loom]

He has good attributes for striker ngl.
Especially if you play fast attacking tactic.

[molten silo]

Give me minute

Im sick and barely think

[tropic loom]

You have an hour

[molten silo]

Okay

[tropic loom]

It's ok.
An hour is more than a minute you asked 😆

[molten silo]

Okay @rustic ibex

Your turn

Took hendo

[rustic ibex]

@molten silo you turn

Hey, am I still making troll choices? I think it's gotten better, huh? lol

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[molten silo]

Starting to cook