#💬english-chat
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I don’t like vampires
Sa3doni ..
whar
What you want alia
at what
no
Yeah
Alia ??? UR COMPARING ME TO THAT SCAMMER ?
i lwk need one too
I have finals 💔
I watched alot
Best one
His & hers
Watched it in one sitting
lock in
Why
🤤
cuz i can't
Dude i dont even wanna go to uni
yeah me neither
Do you not remember 😢
but we dont have a choice
u sure its a crime one
Yes wallah
My sister keep annnoying the shit out of me with it
No no i remember
Biggest life scam fr.
Omg its new and its the guy from twd
It depends
You have to watch it with sparrow knowledge
imma watch it
Yessssss
but yeah you're right
i did on netflix
Yes I mean on tt or anywhere
lmfao
You’ll get spoiled
الله يوفقك
Look im not sure abt universities but schools are completely a sacm
ik i didnt
yeah only first 3 years that matters
black beard?
after that its just a bullshit
Zihaha
What does this mean
👍
his nose is weird
No
Average nise in one piece
did u hear about it
No
choper have a normal nose
Chat
sup
Its a crime one and its two seasons
Good hbu
choper is an animal doesn’t count
Does it have a twist
i keep seeing suggested it on Netflix
Blood
Yooo broo hello!
dunno
im good alhamdullilah
Cuz hes not human
Yooo long time no see
You too how are ya
Well wtv you do don’t watch all her fault shit was ssa
I watched it last Eid
zoro is normal too wdym
I'm doing good
How have you been
Luffy too
Crime?
mhm
Everything was crazy and now I feel more relaxed
Well tell me everything then
I can see the pattern the moment I finish studying I come here
Very cool idea and beginning
I missed you guys
But it was disappointing
We missed you too friend
The end and the “plot”
was it that bad
I was so disappointed bro the intro was so good
ur making it interesting
So it's all school stuff
You know it’s been a hell of a semester but I managed to survive
nty
Yeah you can say that
Maybe imwill
You're in highschool rn right
no college
Watch h&h and tell me what you think
Damn then we both suffer rn
But it’s better to watch with friends idk
hunterxhunter?
His and hers
I didnt find it
I finished my final exams already I have three but after Eid
I'll homeschool my kids bro ion trust these mfs
ذبه ذي ولا
How about you?
It was
Damn good luck
Bur not anymore
OH MY GOD YOUR PFP IS SO CUTTE SKDICHXENWKDIXBSMSO
You like ducks?
Yepi
THXXXX
N turtles
Didnt find the ssa ending one @sturdy orchid
I'm at my last semester
We have been working on the graduation project
But we had to change it twice so far
Thank goodness
no kids need the school environment
I mean unfortunately
Im watching you yo
Bro I literally told you not to watch it
It’s so bad
dunno i got curious
They can have it naturally, ofc they'll have friends n neighbours n all of that
Damn I heard a lot about graduation projects and how they edit it over and over
what do you study
Curiosity kills
true
We didn't just edit it we changed it internally
What's with this gif bro it's so uncomfortable..
No
Computer science
OUT.
A whole another level
No
you could be right i will do the same inshallah
Be evil errday
It's a long story
i hate her show
out.
couldn’t finish the first episode
I just felt that you would be a computer science student
IN
You guys were dragging Wednesday so hard it was so mid
Fr i dont want them one day to come n tell me : mom i wanna change my gender
Out
I wonder how
Completely out
It’s fine did you finish it or you’re still working on it?
What do you study
No
u watched the hole thing?
Yes
Architecture
We just started the newest one
A horror movie I’m studying
" hole " ? 😭😭
ig i need tosleep
ملخص
GET OUT
Bro when is your deadline?
And what if i dont
You js woke up
Yeah go sleep bro
yeah gotta go to an islamic country
I will let the flying spaghetti haunt u forever
ماحب الملخصات
You're living a nightmare
كيف تتابعينها
It was a nap
but i was talking about how they treat kids as a workers from the start of their life
Iam lwk hungy
Bro I saw it 5 years ago or sum
You can say that
Its not abt the country believe me
Its more abt the house n what i as a parent teach them
When Wednesday dropped
i slept at 6 pm or 7
but eventually you need that stupid certificate in most jobs
Awh I'll bake u sourdough n make u a sandwich my lil cute kitty
We should finish it with a month
We scrapped the last one because we ended up working on an extra thing so we didn't have the time
woah
no islamic country's will never do that
was it rly five years ago
Dude i never asked
What do u study in uni
I think
unlike europeans
act iam not hungy
Woah oh ohhhhhh
Believe me i dont wanna start talking abt political things here 🙏🏽
...
Oh god you have to finish it asap so you can check it
i was planning to slow down and do some sat and ielts tests
I did nothing
sry sry
mhm i always see fury's in the park😭
No sourdough for u 
im waiting for the new season
Is it a group project or just you?
In oct
Yeah otherwise we'll have to wait for the next semester
Ion want any
So ur js home 24/7 ?
Ielts test you need to practice a lot to get a good mark
Group
still woah
Where do u live bro
It’s so hard
that feels like an insult bur yeh
Good luck though
Where
Oh okay الله يوفقك
I hope you finish it soon
nice pfp
yeh ive seen some
Gap year is the best thing you can do honestly
YOU DONT DESERVE MY COOKING ASLAN LEAVE GET OUT.
Same for you
Iam not leaving
No dw abt it
Btw
وياك يارب
What happened to that business thing you were working on
omg finally ty
My dad said it looks suspicious 😭
ikrr but u should do something
Yes u will
Leave.
No i wont
No don’t do anything
num num
Ur dad has discord?
Mental health year
Fatty fatty
Dude she rejected my cooking n baking 💔
Not biological
no don't insult the bunny plz
Still working on it My vision will be in 2040 it’s not a simple goal
😳
no i like it
What did you search for to find someone like him?
Evil
and college is taking most of my time I can’t even see myself
I'll bake u sourdough
Interesting
So you have a time plan
Tyty
Its a her called hyuna
I feel you
norway
I wanted to sign inna british council
Yeah but I stopped it until I finish my college I want to focus more on architecture
My teacher used to have discord
in norway
i hated how im doing nothing
What is thus
I used a translation and he wrote instead of she 😅
can u give me your pfp?
learn a digital skill
wym dad
Do you know we have project and we work on it from day one until the end of the semester
syria
You’re living the dream bro shush
Oh allah y3enak 😭
son trust me you don't wanna be in a european country
Cool
ameen
Yes ofc
Wize
After college you can go for both a job and that keep it safe
shes cool lmfao invite her here
Like my dad but not the biological one
No I lwk blocked her
ty
we barely see the sun
i tried learning spain
You’re living the dream
im jus a lazyass
no bro i meant learn editing or smth like that
its a nightmare
SPANISH
Good luck hope you reach farther the than what you're aiming for
WHAT
imagine going out when its under 0 degree
SPANISH
Like she means step father
ispaniola
but at least i go out in the summer
Don’t threaten me with good time
🤤🤤🤤🤤
i was making sure cuz i was about to say such a joke
I love freezing
i always visit france and italy
@toxic sedge guess what
Ew
France
Why would you choose to go there
😭😭
im planning to go to sunny catalonia
i tried getting money from my editing skills
idk i just felt like it
all i got in my dms is scammers
what software youre using
fiverr
no bro i meant the editing software
try up work
You too !
كنت ارسم تقزيرة
وت إز ذس
m4
I have m3
Huh 😭
Air

يعني اي شي
I was going to tell you to try doing art commissions
مع مين ههههه
If you knew how to draw
guys whats the difference between spanish language and catalan language
what
i hate how ppl come to me for this
just asking
Imagine if i was their place
I thought it’s a joke
no
ion have trusted
im serious
oh i do
google it
for real
Oh when did u get it
Do you have a joke?
First semester
Do you know the chicken jokes
Do you know what it means
im watching you yo
I genuinely don’t understand them
السلام عليكم ورحمه الله وبركاته
no
وعليكم السلام
وعليكم السلام ورحمة الله
Why did the chicken cross the road
Who is u dawg
That’s something to cry over
wow
why
I copied this from pinterest
im your biggest hater
To get to the other side
sounds like a whole diff language
MY EYES!
sowey duck
Really…
That’s cool
Bilyat
I asked for it
Ok nvm
in the main chat
No that would be me
For the sake of human beings don’t joke again 😂
Lol
Son I’m asking what this joke means
Idk
ur a loser
What it means
It’s not even a joke
How’d you get scammers I’m confused
A joke based on reality
Shi u right
Not really
What app
no im joking dont say that about urself
So what u talk abt guys
You’re supposed to promote this on sm
idk how would they scam me by my email
fiverr
no huss
Do you have a joke?
Idk
I want to laugh
Try drop shipping
Nup am bad in it
Lmaoooo
I js guilt trapped u
Yeah now you should js sleep
💔
I have 78 jokesin my notes but in arabic
yeh i give up
Share one
whar
Loll
chill
فيه توت مؤدب ليه
Why
Why
مربى
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
is this russian
Ion the meaning 😭
Yeah
ur funny

Lol
Drink tea
i luv tea
It’s a funny joke though
Can’t be talking about my joke
I don’t like tea
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
Shut up
I don’t like coffee
😢
Yall are invited for a feast cooked by ME AND ONLY ME
Just kidding
u only eat and drink sweet shi
Take that back
hello
Hi
🤤🤤🤤
See everyone liked the joke gotta be a comedian
Yes
YES
My university application was not accepted 
Heyy
Basically got rejected
haii hru
its thr f word in russia
elloo hru
Fine wbuu
والله حنا قدامك ولا شي من ناحية الكوميديا
If u laughed cj i swear
oh shhhhiiiiit even tho i like to hate but that's fuhed up
naaaaaah i aint that
i'm reaaaal
بسوي نفسي ماشفت
gtkk im good tyfa
NO
does it contains chicken
Yea yea yea
I like drinking juice
same old
I swear i kept crying the whole day i was confused
I’m lwk slowly dying tho I don’t drink water
It has everything both vegans n normal ppl will like it
I’ve given them what they needed
NOOOOOO
YEA YEA YEA
Nope
fuuuuh that's really bad frfr what major did you apply to
Yeah
No
YsNo
they don't deserve you dawg 🔥
you deserve better
I remember you were a cat
maybe its better for you you don't know
that's right
people change
once upon a time
yummers
why
No?
ليه
شرقت
Bro tried so hard
yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
هههه
🤣🤣🤣
...
No wallah they were laughing
I had to apply for couple of majors in case one of em is full or smt
غش وينها ذي
Comdian mashallah 3lek
Say it again
I just did
Yepp ik
Let @velvet smelt tell u abt my cooking skills (say im good)
I want to add it in my notes
But yeah mainly i was focused on nursing
yeah i see i see sooooo did any of them accept?
Bcz u dont wanna eat the food i made for u 💔
I will go
rere the nuuuurseeee 🤩
when iam hungy ill eat
Bye
sounds like a British food
Noted
👋👋👋
shes good
Ik but the fact that I applied for two or three and didnt get accepted
Gl
Leave.
Sleep?
Horror
ddy
No
HKW DARE YOU
YOU
i love this kind of humor
Hi
Why this chat is active
See ? @marsh star
Shes good but shes gonna eat ur food
WHY DO U WANT IT TO BE DEAD
Thursday
where
okay
Go to private dm sweetie ❤️
stinky
inshallah you will be compensated with something better
Not yet but the nursing isnt one from the options anymore
Because
I shower twice everyday
Ok
Makes sense
(Im killing u)
Oohh u wlcm
cuz you wasn't confident
Crazy ain’t it can u actually imagine me being dead serious abt smt
tyy
lmao
yeaaaaaaaaah that's not nice tbh , so what you gonna do , some ppl really wait a whole year jus to get accepted
LMFAOOOOOO actually i can't cuz you never did
ok not stinky🧼
Ayy tyy truly appreciate itt means alot to me
dude bcz i know he might lie abt it but im hood even my dad said it 😔💔
Still killing u
I’ve applied inside the country but ig i will start applying outside
Studying abroad isnt that bad
i mean why cooking for me if ur gonna eat my food
anytime
An actual horror for me , being serious abt smt is my last thing to do
I will not eat anyone's food but you
عشان اوريك كيف آكل اكل الناس ❤️
that's sounds good i like that, so liiike we talking europe?
wont come to ur feast
yeaaah never be serious in yo life shorty it aint for you
اكل مال يتيم؟
do you dilever
Yom el hana
Yes
🙂↔️
La la 😭😭😭😭
I will poison it
بسوي اكل جديد
place an order
where?
LFGGG I GOT MY FIRST CLIENT
In ur grave!
Noooo please dont kill meee im so scared now
i support small businesses
Yeah like dont poison me 💔
What's ur order sir
Yeah?
yes
Where's everyone's msgs i feel like the spotlight is on me ..
what is the most requested thing !
Do y'all accept cheap motel tickets
Yes what 😭
yes i will
hahaha
Liked the conversation
that could be useful
They call me sonic
motel can be a good experience
They call me duck
So basically I’ve applied for UCLan university in England but havent received anything yet
مو فاهم حرف منكم
يبيلي اطور انكليزيتي
why
عادي بعدين تصير تفهم كل حرف
just go with the flow
Mabye
Chicken pasta salad
YOU FINNA BE BRIII ISHH??? BOLLUUUUX BRUVVVVV ABSOLUTELY CRAZY TING INNIT
It’s a song
No one here knows ball
hope you get accepted dawg
Wth
Ugh well since ur the first client then yes
How
is that a full meal? like everything mixed together
secret
I wontt Ive never been serious unless i need to
Is Kobe still playing?
Can you make sweets?
No shi
i see
Great
Yeppp
U can customise ur order as well
@left fulcruminterestin isn't it
no im happy with that
Hello good citizens
YEP I MAKE PERFECT CINNAMON ROLLS
My suggestion for ya
Lfggg
if they accept you in that uk thing you finna LOOOCK IIIIN HAAAAAAAARRRRD
now when will the food arrive?
Is that a ref
im hungry
Some of my mother relatives lives there thats why my dad didn’t refuse
Black old days bro
No
next season he coming 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅
Why does it sound like
enjoy fish and beans
Attention to all citizens
Idk
From re2
anything you need tell me bae
Nah he dead
How did you get these though
هاي كيكرز
hmph
oh wooow that's really nice so its actually possible you go there
what كيكرز mean
Oh thats so unfortunate
understandable
Guess what i will do
New gen
Kickers
shame
Or smth
when they gave me my roles back , i got the power to seek anything i want
Idk
رياكشن
Lmao
go there and eat beans for breakfast?
What are you guys even talking about?
show me
Feed u with some respectful words dear grandpa
To rule more huh
"random kid"
yo cj
🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴
Be careful everyone
What
Why?
reaction
Keep observing then jump if u see sum relatable that's how i do
Genuise move
like whos is this
Got any problem w that buddy ? 🙏🏽
Yea basically my parents aren’t back minded so they wouldn’t refuse to study abroad but am kinda scared ngl
Ik ik
He got a big record for your conversations
yes
Oh talking about cj?
yes
In an hour
Can I be ur brother
SAY IT
Don't worry cj is my man
bro i was asking wdym ik
Is that green yuri in your banner
im sending my address
the manga
I’m worried now
Everyone us welcomed
Mutual hobbies
Nah don't worry
Its getting awkward atp
Cj isn’t included
Pls syfm
This old man
Why:(
Secret spy
wdym
STFU
Delicious
why
very
🫴🏿🫴🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿🤜🏿🤜🏿
thats rude!
Me in a world full of evil foids
Yeeee
Not like cute more like food
Your not me bro 😭
Yeepiii
And moids
NOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY that's unbelievable i can't really believe it
yea
Nah who r u
Dude no
He got sm money to return
Oh okay
ذولا
Wait I know ts
fuh you doing here anyway 💔 you that bored?
Iam
yea
ngl yea
No idk it i js liked the pfp 😭
been working a lot
the s
😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔
okay okay dont kill me man
understandable
YOU LEAVE.
Ur tag
jus be nice dawg
I even said “dear” hb that
Brother
WHY DO U KNOW ABT IT ASLAN
got u
kbs al eid
why did you change your pfp
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
But you still don’t make good cinnamon rolls
cat was good
very generous of you thanks
Free will
WHY
Have u tried them ?
or was it well
🤤 lkbch
Do you ship food
Yep
no its will
Where r u
ITS COMPLICATED
Did u buy El kbch yet
Ayy yww u dont(hav)e to thank me its fine
Where
tyty
that's been my original pfp yk, i only do em cats if i got nitro
NO EXCUSES.
it was tuff until you ruined it
I haven’t eat ts since 2024
I’ll send the you the location in dms
Yessir
it is scary tho its a huge thing , buuuut you gonna have fun i can tell you that
no 💔 shi is too expensive we still waiting
Bc
yea rip vovo told like 13mil or smt 😭
shush never say grandpa again
Yeah i can tell u have experienced everything in this life grandpa
Ur like the same ppl who get asked " how do u know abt jinx " n they say oh i js saw it on tiktok i didnt read it
Sir i know ur guilty dont lie
no where to be seen dog 💔 WE HUNGRY FOR ONE
you ruined it tho
hoooly the 2025 poverty got bro 💔
Yeah ik
I mean I watched arcane
Who said that...
that's so real like lil doodoo ones are 10
but I am guilty kinda?
R u a guy ?
yea prices are sht this year
i'd looove to go to the uk 😍 and imma be so jealous if you do it before me
" Yazan "
it shall be a feast
!
worry not my friend
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fishs are veggies
thats what uncle cj taught me
my names yazan ??? I think it’s very obvious 😭
LMAOOOOOO
Ay you'll fit right in
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Fishes are what now
Am pull the British accent soon stay tuned
get the kbch , get the halal beer , we got a feast to make
La 3ady like my name is navella but ppl think im a guy even tho i got the girls role
where are u from ?
Cucumbers
yes sir
tbh yes i'd be one of the mandem, selling drugs and going to jail madness innnit
An actual veteran
we keep it halal
Egyptian
Yeah he is fs
Only for drugs ? Nah
wow navella is such a unique name frfr
if you need a teacher to help you with it you got the big man him self thedamncj
your lucky tbh
Its not my real one 😭
وااااااال didn't see blud since the big bang
from the moment you type sa3doni..
How mr.conan tell me
everything halal ofc ofc
Bet when can i start my classes unc
Oh
Bro 💔
does all egyptian type the same
Yeah ion hide it
Even the powder first boss stores is halal
Kind of
I actually would've never guessed
Ikr .. 💔
anytime you want lil kid
you dont realise how long he has been in this chat
no bro i knew it like literally
yazan is my real name I THOUGHT YOUR REAL NAME WAS NAVELLA
Sadly no
she just type like someone i know
they be selling flour instead of the crack
Bro go sleep
that's how halal it is
I knew me a handful of Egyptians and i would've never guessed
do you mind me asking whats your real name ?
almost the same personality
willdo
kinda curious now 😭
...
Okay this is kinda sus do i know u or smth ?
guess I’m going to as well
Last time i saw you is with the ancient civilization, what was she called the lebanon helper
Misa?
Yes
Aight am need to hear the accent first then decide ain’t wasting my precious time to hear horrible accent
no we only talk english maybe thats why
Go my pretty cutie ducky 🙏🏽🩷
Okay
Gn
could be
U sure ?
but don't think
ughhh gn you too💕
Nightie
you wouldve know from the beginning if you know me
Yeah he was digging since the 1st war
but i feel like i k you smh
R u Egyptian as well or what
insane ball knowledge , she long gone that's how crazy it is
hope she alive
cuz lebanon aint good
no
Then where r u from
syria
well whenever you feel like it you tell me
yeaaah it doesn"t sound good at all
A7la nas
Hope she's doing well too
Yazan
so real blud
tslm
Where’s the rope