#💬english-chat
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YEAH BUT U CAN JOIN HIM THEN INV ME
TO HIS PARTY
abu hamada gonna carry us for sure
LARTH OMG
beo
larth
u have 1 min
or else we gonna satrt
1 min finsihed bye larth
nvm am not leader
leabe
Yalla
I was talking to sis
bro cameback
OMG I GOT NEW COOL CAR
oh alr
So what
what color
ss
What we playin
are u abu hamda
beo
3v3 bro
idk
Maybe
tbh anything
Oh aight
Cuz she said she wanted to 1v1
Who still playing rocket
Yalla start
U ARE THE LEADER BRO
okay
LMAOO
Not anymore
Bro dropped the microphone
us

Damn
u
Toilet
omf
Too late
okay bye
Oh
ill play
later but
i told
my froend id play woth her but
i played worh yall
okay i plau woth her now
bueu
bye
crazy
ty
i was listening to music
real bro
didnt hear anything
But u got good defense it’s good
hi girlies
fake
and larth
sis
u werent even in the channel
And larth
like
😭
yea
Yup lowkey
hi hru
IT SAID THAT IT WILL ARRIVE BEFORE THE ADHAN SHDRANI
Bye
bye
You should always know
Bye
bye
Bye
What
u ordered at the worst time possible..
bro doesnt even know what channel i was talking about 😭
What channel
😭
kotarg i ordered a bicycle basket u know those who are in the front of bicycles
i got it so i can go to my favourite coffee shop and take my coffee and put it in the basket idk why but i always wanted to do that
Today it arrived and when i ordered my coffee
U ordered at 4:20 and expected at 4
What typa time travel u expect
i put it in the basket
HELLO SKITS
and then it fell and i made a whole mess jn the bike lane
but for some reason when i went back to the coffee shop
They gave me another one with no charge
WHAT BRO
ohh
which was quite nice so its technically a happy ending
am i oversharing
okays bye
Nah it’s cool
hi mag 🙄
No
LMAOAOAOAOA SKITS
BYE
whats with the emoji skits
wasting money if it was a person
Oh my days skits being mean
Oh ok
I’m dying
Good question
i am still mad at you.. you ks7tny that day
i showed u my plant and i was happy and excited.. only for you to give me the butter and say “ok.. and?” Like.. is it personal mag
I know right?? he was all about positivity
bye
That’s what I thought till now 😭
Bye
cant remember all that skits
I got pinged 2 times bru
ofc u dont remember. But i remember may
i remember everything
and it hurts me
kota and skit in chat is crazy
Btw Kota my uni is filled with ppl from ur country
I might send them to hunt u down
Be wary
Cr…
bruh
no.
LAU??
skits im sorry for being an ahh hole to u
wasnt cool of me
Mmm ahh
We couldve made a drawing event
excuse me what
you're supposed to be on our side
you’re sorry? okay.. i don’t forgive you
u literally jsut arrived
Idk isnt it too late
but i said sorry?
Hunt u down and give you gifts
no please do forgive me
👍🏼
it's never too late...
yes and i dont forgive u
skits what the hell is wrong with you
why are you so mean
bring back positive skits
I’m dying
LMAO
awww
I WILL
@echo nacelle what
I'll make sure to drop my helicopters near your house
kill yourself
This the new toast chat now huh
!????
that's what they all say...
HELPERS!????
excuses
mashallah u’re this much of a vip person u have a helicopter
...
ز
SKITS
Why the double standards so u can be mean but i cant
thanks skits
do you really think I'd be a golden potato here if I had a helicopter
u are soo kind
cuz it's meem
mashallah since when are u a golden potato
CONGRATS KUTI
since 3 years ago...
holy shit
a7a skits too
before u ig
2022 I think
i got it recently
be careful
i am not as lofeless as kotarg
CONGRATS SKITS
dont compare us
aww thank u mag 
NO?
np skits <3
I GOT IT THIS YEAR
no???
hugs and kisses to u
yes??
Lifeless fattahhes
as in 2026?
In 2026 and i still remember when i realised i got it too
damn
i never knew kotarg would mislead us
thats actually disappointing
who even r u
mag was so lifeless back then
damn..
Bro I’m on the Arabic chat
I'm tryna be the girl that you're talking to
mag can i ask i a genuine question but dont get offended like no offense nothing personal like its ok no need to be sensitive like dont be a snowflake about it
ee wallah
LMAOAOAOA
his question will be very mean
yes skits go ahead
im bold im eager
do u hate me cus i said u sound like barry tube
cus literally u do
the most fked up question ever
why would i hate u for that
i mean its still true 🙄
everyone says he sounds like barry tube
You’re talking to
why would he specifically hate u for that
its the rudest thing i ever said to u probably
WEW
awwwwwwwwwwwww how cute
whats the rudest thing i said tho
i insulted ur plants
and u went crazy
yes u insulted my baby plant
2021 mag was built different...
its literally my child
skits wouldn't survive
what plant was it
actually 2021 skits was insanely toxic as well
he was a maniac ngl
abocado
da fuq is that
u dont know what an abocado is
LMAOOO
that's actually true
avocado
👋
why was everytone toxic back in 2021
guacamole typ shi
he was broken 💔
it was our trend
we were doing a tred
yea his somali chick left him
trend
اي ترند
being toxic
every song that was trending in 2021 tiktok had toxic lyrics
so it encouraged our toxicity
you have a point
damn ما توصل
well look at us now
we saw ourselves at our worst
and now we're all getting along

so it's a good thing to start from the lowest pit
nah im still hating on skits plants
...
aww how lowly
LMAOOO
LMAOAOAOA
I just realised how well ur colour suits ur profile
surprising how i started to care about u skits
ikr
طحالب
yea
almost slipped haha
did u know that the only way to plant venus flytraps is by having algae mixed with the soil
very..
algae?
yes
طحالب
let's do that
i thought being homophobic is not allowed here
LMFOAOAAO DID U THINK I SAID ALGAY
@calm reef
LMAOAOAOAOOAOA
lau is a rare Pokemon
LMAO THEN WHAT
@calm reef I call forth upon you
@calm reef لعمى عندها امراض نفسيى هالبنت
LMAOOOO
nah dont ever speak syrian
@calm reef لعمى عنها امراض نفسيى هالبنت
wait till u hear my egyptian
@calm reef لعمى عندها امراض نفسيى هالبنت
Wut
@calm reef لعمى عندها امراض نفسيى هالبنت
nah u are good with egyptian
its alr fked
@calm reef لعمى عندها امراض نفسيى هالبنت
LMFAOOOAOA
@calm reef لعمى عندها امراض نفسيى هالبنت
wtf
IT WORKED
SHE GOT SUMMONED BY US CALLED HER A PSYCHOPATH
This sounds familiar i think u said it before
I LEGIT NAMED ALL THE SYRIAN DISHES
hi lau how r u doing in this fine lovely last friday of ramadan 
ngas pinged her 267 times as a ritual and are mega surprised it worked
I have
U named 2 dishes i dont like
LMFOAOAOAOOAOAA
what
Hi skit I'm going fantastic wbu
صحلك
what about vacation
im goth
Its dead but second best clan after toast
last thing i know being screenshotted and posted in toast chat
and pinned
@calm reef name the dishes please
It wasn't when i was there, very sad
no one even knows u
narcissism...
😓
Im just joking
that's what they all say
shakrya is goated
first of all
no one even noticed u left it
@calm reef pls tell vavation to acvept me
Humans are nothing compared to this universe
big 3 all in the chat ❤️
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did u actually
Apply
WHY IS MY NAME LIKE THAT
WHY THE HELL DID U NAME ME THAT
LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA I SHOWCREDIRVARD
The furry pervert: 
It was a short period tho
holy shit lotarg u really fucked up so bad that day it was insane
Its normal
literally the worst case scenario happened
don't even remund me
at least it wasnt hers
I still remember she was somehow lucky enough my deleted messages plugin wasnt working
so nothing similar happens again
ozzi had it
LMAOAOAO
OZZI HAD IT
even worse if it was hers it wouldve been better but it was some innocent family member LMFOAOAOA
I was about to lose my shit and that guy just kept joking
I don't remember ozzi being ther
no bro he was the main blackmail
my cousins son
in all of this
Wtf i forgor
ozzi blackmailed kotarg
get this tjing off my screen
poor lotarg
wait I still have it
get off the screen
guys I have something to confess
what
the time I accidentally sent the credit card
Hwat
فا الي صار لي karma
Holy karma
LMAOOOO
When ur too rich ur main pranking material is credit cards
LMAOAOAOA
loofi is this what u wake up to
LMFAOOOOOO
Kota give me your id card
u mean credit card
why would u want the id card
Sunshine and rainbows lookin ahh
thats weird
Can take a loan in her name
Try this
not gonna lie i wanna go to jeddah
riyadh isn’t riyadhinf

Get yo loli ahh out of here
🥀
YOURE SAUDI?
r u retarded
Js tryna make Lau bully u
At least u admit its garbage
My sea killed itself
Which is factual
it is garbage
here u go
I just made it up on the spot
did u make it up or r u now ishowidcRd
nothing
Me and someone
@vernal nimbus i got the same thing as urs
oh
Forgot
kinda more like this
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hwat
LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
Js like how I rmmbr it
hi everyone how are you guys doing today
nor garbage
kill yourself meem
awww how caring
im really lucky to have u as a father
Hello everyone
hello elserapiente
bro doesnt know about the crew
It’s my luck
LMAOO
Why yall are from the same clan
she deserves a ban
kotarg there’s a heated discussion
why not
because we're from the same clan
So Yall beat him up every Sunday
in vavation
what
what is it about
LMAO WHAT
minutely
Ayyo these simps
lau
Worse
because? i can debate u that its the best city to live in worldwide rn
did skits suggest that
yet the temperature goes beyond 50 degrees
Since when did u become like skit
lau said the clan isn’t good i mean wouldn’t it make sense if she got kicked for that
when did she say that
jaddawis r loyal to jeddah
Hello everybody
hello elserapiente
in vacation
Riyadhianians are even worse
hi elserapiente
الحمدلله اني مب جداوي
EHLLO YOURE MY BIGGEST FAN
الحمدلله
its ok everything lau says is excusable
i may defend riyadh but i aint degendjng riyadhians
Who said i was
Hru
LMFOAOAOAOAOAOA
you and lau both kys
Hru
Im alright alhamdulillah, how about you?
Talk abt دمشق instead bozo
shush it meem
Im alright alhamdulillah, how about you?
skits
shush it meem
are you copying me
are you copying me
Good alhamdullilah
LMAAOO
Ur proving my point
u wanna go makkah for umrah, 50m road and ur there
u wanna go medinah 4h by car or 50m train and ur there
u want a safe city its safe
u want services all day its alive 24/7
everyone is friendly, u can live with ur family absolutely relaxed
we got sea as well as pretty much any entertainment u would need in any city
to be fair riyadh never been bombed
ok nvm we are being bombed
and its not crowded like riyadh
No they kicked me out
Fair comparison
not if i get you banned first
I can show tehm all ur kys messages too
Wut?
that's something no person like you should do
Wait I have the dumbest thing to say
Why
they didnt kick anyone with an iqama but i know this was dumb i hated that announcement too so many people i know struggled because of it
Cuz it got too hard to live there as a foreigner
I should've SSed to blackmail him
skit are you blind
HE DID?? DID U SS
we can blackmail him
Then its not the best city worldwide
wtf
too expensive residential fees
same mindset
Nvm
lau come here Qatar provides water and electricity for free to everyone
that is if she can afford a ticket there in the first place
Ok
Is she actually moving
it's ok she has me
First time meem says a good point
I can cover her ticket
I can't talk abt دمشق cause im not syrian and idk anything abt population etc then the same for u
Guys i am just asking pls don’t ban me is dyno bot good or no
banned
Did u just mention dyno.
Bruh
U know what that means
Whya
report!!
What
Bro
Nah
guys i made hawawshi today
Sorry then
you MADE IT??
Sorry guys
yes
Wtf is that
Yet
Really how did it turn out
what is that
you don't know peak
Huh
ok but aside the foreign stuff, lets say u managed to marry a saudi and live with them, do u agree that its the best place to settle at now?
immediate food poisoning
A meal
الاوضاع بسوريا قبل بعيدة كل البعد عن اللي صار هنا بالرياض
If its egyptian then i dont wanna know
kotarg tells us what it is
Dammmn 🤣🤣🤣
yall don't know what hawawshi is!??
egyptian pie with meat and cheese
i used to eat it by the school
excuse me?????
Probably not
but skit is too high class for that
Okay
we're joking btw
just say meat pie
why not
the family loved it
give a reason
shame on you kotarg
it was good
There could be something better i dont know about
Bruh
But is it good?
yes it has good commands
Enjoy your meal 😁
loof what the hell
Thx
why do you call it kabsa just say rice and chicken
no way...
They be racist yea I’ve heard
Wtf
makes sense.. except that we do say rice and chicken
u retard
is eng chat
yes way
Jeddah is hell i agree
you say kabsa
sybao
and rice and chicken sometimes
they can still love it but get food poisoning youknow
omg...
where do u even live snow?
???????
the بخاري story...
its 1000% worse
ابي بخاري
الرياض
Why do u call it koshary just say shit and poop
whats the bukhari story
ما اتوقع انها اسوء
LMFAOOOO AND U TALKING ABOUT JEDDAH
in every way it is
؟؟؟؟؟؟
you don't want to know...
u know that the average cost of living in riyadh is about 10 times more than jeddah?? this alone negs everything else
its too expensive there
so stfu
most events are in riyadh btw
good luck finding entertainment in jeddah
i hate jadawis
kill all jadawis
aren't most of them haram events👀
yeah im a kafir i wanna see niki shake ahh in a hijab lesgooo thats all i care about in a city
bingo
hitler would kill every single muslim on earth btw
The comparison itself is stupid riyadh is far ahead of this jeddah thing
مع انه دايم زحمة
she didnt even come
لكن
or did she i am not aure
snow u make no points at all btw u just keep saying yeah riyadh is better without proving shi
Yea we all know riyadh is the center of haram entertainment
bingo
and thats
all
he cares about
his main point was the events btw
bro
U could've said football
we had the asian cup in jeddah
I can't argue abt that
he doesnt mean that hes lying
they didnt make then in riyadh
i said events cus thats what it shows in the booking apps
the football was in jeddah
madrid and braca final had people from riyadh crying to come attend it here
stop lying tryna get away ur city is sht
go to a random booking app u’ll see most events r hosted in riyadh
not jeddah
there are barely any in jeddah
what events?
what type
huh
Why do foreigners always relate riyadh with events?
everything
we got boulevard that got same sht u have but u gotta add haram stuff constantly and brag about it
we got haram stuff here too but
its
not
to brag about
cuz thats what its famous for
or shall I say infamous
since its not really a good thing
what are u pointing to? ur city being famous for its events is only good for tourists, what the hell do u have to do with tourists bro
jeddah is touristic too loofi
when did i say it isnt
and this is not the point of this conversation either
Makes sense
u shifted everything
facts
or to justify
yes i shifted everything and im trying to manipulate you to move to riyadh loofi
stop distorting ur reality like what ur doing to this convo
Wahts going on?
hello YNC
Hello brother
manipulation larper
which city do you think is better
jeddah or jedda without an H
u need to lose all emotions first skit
Both?
press delete
that was a joke my bad
I meant riyadh or jeddah
which one would u choose
Both
خلاص يا الجداوي انتم افضل ناس وبتنقذون العالم
you can't live in both can you
LMAOAOAO
nah bud we saving everyone but u
فعلا عشان كذا قلت لا نبدا النقاش ذا من اول
I didnt i wana say live in it?
من انت
I just think both are great
u were never in the argument bro
My bad I shouldve made the question clearer, which city would you live in? Jeddah or riyadh?
ok ok to be fair
Don't be stupid
ok nvm i dont wanna get taken away
Bahrain
did not give me a single point, u were the crowd
no
why did u laugh
aight
:>
what is funny about bahrain kitarg
they got nuked bahrain is no more bro
no u laughed at bahrain cus its small
يا جداوي انا من اول قلت لك ما ابي اناقش موضوع كذا
is that the case
انت غبي ولا تستغبي
So your making fun of us getting nuked?
LMFOAOAOAAOA
bahrain is 2 streets big qatar is 3
والله انا الفاشلة
Well when u get nuked is funny?
How's going tho
Yea true
No we’re 2 squared
So we’re 4 streets
my bahraini brother all of us khaleejis r getting bombed not only u no need for the drama
Yea
wait rhat actually makes sense
Well im safe
lets pray for the 4 bahraini families and some other americans who are living in there
sorry for mistakjng bahrain (an island) for a country
Thank u brother
We forgive you
He actually took u seriously
Poor uguy
Uguy
Guy
قطر نفس الشي ترا يا كوتارق
cause im genuinely telling true stats
بس البحرين وضعهم اسوأ
اصغر بكثيررر
اذا احنا نقطة
هم ربع النقطة
Lmao
Mb not u
thank u
you lotarg
Np ofc i love my brother
yes true
WHY ARE U MAKING IT SEEM LIKE BEING A SMALL COUNTRY IS BAD
عبدالله النعيمي له تاثير كبير في العالم اجمع فا
and they’re rich in terms of what was it called i forgot
we'll keep on holding onto them no matter wgat ❤️
the thing that lives in the sea with a pearl in its mouth
just shush it ur arguments are meaningless after ur riyadh and jeddah argument with loofi
Damn so small
LMAOOOO
literally we’re holding them so they don’t get lost in the sea
Bahrain so small its name is blurry
A dead body?
it looks like qatars spit
it isn’t?
Aww
bahrain is also nice
Depends, for example during wars they’re gonna be at a disadvantage
One nuke and theyre gone
Thank you brother 
But my like real country is sudan
the same applies to Qatar too
Home country*
نعم، مساحة مدينة الرياض الحضرية أكبر من مساحة مملكة البحرين الإجمالية
خلاص لا تصير مزعج
I think theres lots of sudanese people in saudi right?
Broooooooo
yeah
theres many nationalities
Oo thats good
Nice
تمون مع الجميع انت
skits ure ruining ur nonexistent reputation