I can't on phone
#CombustMC (CumbustMC)
frail dune
haiii :3
misty violet
Guys, that fork needs a method which does nothing, literally nothing, but if a plugin doesn't call it on it's constructor it won't start
acoustic tartan
Guys, that fork needs a method which does nothing, literally nothing, but if a p...
That's a good idea
inland field
Lmao
And it should also be written in kotlin and called like `initialization les serveurs de classloader` or something
frail dune
yup
it just sets ONE variable to true
if it's set to false the server just SIGKILLs itself
no even better
killall -9 javas itself
inland field
Lmao
Also give it a 1/8 chance to set it to false
RUSSIAN ROULETTE
More like french roulette tho
frail dune
@woven yew write that down write that down
as well as having half of it written in kotlin where you can't access it in java
because you can also give classes those names
inland field
as well as having half of it written in kotlin where you can't access it in java
Yeah lmao
frail dune
and add some russian
inland field
class `мой любимый русский класс`
frail dune
you're gonna be enjoying kotlin
inland field
I'm gonna be loving it, I also heard that you can get custom backgrounds in IJ so this will be mine
frail dune
LMAO
inland field
And I'll only have it while writing kotlin
frail dune
make an ij plugin for that
inland field
Fr
frail dune
written in kotlin
frail dune
and require every combustmc dev to use it
frail dune
like the spigot CLA
inland field
Otherwise neither your plugin nor combustmc itself will compile
frail dune
but you have to use that plugin and sign that you're always gonna use it
inland field
Lmao
frail dune
Otherwise neither your plugin nor combustmc itself will compile
how would that work
waiwaiwaiwaiwait
inland field
Just enforce it by having some "essential" classes in the plugin and make the compiler search for it
frail dune
enforce the server to be run in IJ
inland field
Lmao
inland field
Lmao
inland field
Oh I know, it has to be at an extremely specific position in the args array
Idk, like args[129] or something
inland field
LMAO
frail dune
frail dune
that's good english
frail dune
"Minecraft, but we made the worst spigot fork"
Meinekraft, aber wir haben die schlechteste Wasserhahn-Gabel gemacht
inland field
Meinekraft, aber wir haben die schlechteste Wasserhahn-Gabel gemacht
💀💀💀
inland field
WASSERHAHN GABEL
inland field
there are like 20 of them here
frail dune
dann
inland field
woven yew
`killall -9 java`s itself
no
inland field
shutdown now
woven yew
again we are trying to make the project look like a veery bad developer's job
not like it was deliberately made bad and intentionally crashable
woven yew
make it crash with a stack overflow
perhaps some "bug" somewhere that does that sure
inland field
new StackUnderflowError
woven yew
but not over the top
woven yew
because that's the essence of the project?
it's easy to like leave backdoors or make a 50/50 chance for the server to crash
that's boring as fuck and not original
what's more impressive is trying to pass something very terrible off as something that the developer actually "tried" to make good
inland field
lmao
frail dune
<@532643399652868106> write that down write that down
can you still add those points @woven yew :33
frail dune
@slate sluice can you pin that one too :3
inland field
conclube is prob like: are you guys serious rn
slate sluice
Whaaa
woven yew
yeah the first message is at character limit
slate sluice
Also zbll valid pfp
woven yew
almost
woven yew
Also zbll valid pfp
🙂
slate sluice
if I had role management permissions you’d be promoted by now
slate sluice
slate sluice
woven yew
YN&%$N^$&(#&(^ @frail dune
frail dune
o
frail dune
@woven yew idea
acoustic tartan
really very pretty good idea*
frail dune
randomly register a new block in the block registry during gameplay
1 in a thousand chance during every 10000th tick
and that will make every single client die
woven yew
what's more impressive is trying to pass something very terrible off as somethin...
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
woven yew
1 in a thousand chance during every 10000th tick
i guess we could do that....
if you want you can do it, i don't see the appeal of it
frail dune
it kills every online client
inland field
Just pretend we were trying to add something
frail dune
yeah
acoustic tartan
we should add women
frail dune
what's that
inland field
what's that
Dropping that right into #important
inland field
I did forget but that is still a certified meme
frail dune
I'm a girl
wut
woven yew
you know that i'm gay right
fr?
frail dune
ya
woven yew
call me a good boy then
frail dune
💀
acoustic tartan
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694661573125472256/1251548439540535408/sl...
@inland field
we need to talk
acoustic tartan
Yeah my slave, what is it?
you're a skibidi toilet rizz
inland field
Translate?
acoustic tartan
COMBUSTMC BEING ARCHIVED GUYS WAKE UP 🗣️
frail dune
Start the development goddammit
yes once i actually have time ffs
slate sluice
Maybe write it in Java :D
woven yew
we are forking spigot (or related)
it IS already in java lol
we are just going to be rewriting random classes in other JVM languages
inland field
We also need to mix up the directories (there are folder like java, kotlin and stuff for langs in src/main)
Dunno how we are gonna make it compile, but yeah
frail dune
We also need to mix up the directories (there are folder like java, kotlin and s...
src
|--main
|----kotlin
|----java
|----groovy
|----scala
Can I make an alternative suggestion?
src
|--main
|----java
|------groovy
|----scala
|--kotlin
Don't know if possible, but if the source code ends up in github, would be hilarious to have such directory tree
frail dune
wait do i need to sign up for the cla tp see CB source?
that could become an issue for us
inland field
wait do i need to sign up for the cla tp see CB source?
what
no?
I'm pretty sure you can easily clone it off the hub
frail dune
wait what do you nee dit for then
inland field
To commit changes I think
inland field
nah he just wasn't a bit fan of the dmca
inland field
¯_(ツ)_/¯
frail dune
guys
we should make our own jvm lang
that is like dreamberd
we need to make dreamberd a jvm lang
lu will surely be happy
inland field
https://github.com/todepond/dreamberd
I'm getting the feeling we would want our own vm at this point
inland field
Or well, for constant constants, we could probably do some finalization of fields or something
frail dune
Or well, for constant constants, we could probably do some finalization of field...
we should make the server version a const const const
those should be stored in /boot or in the bootloader partition
regal plume
https://github.com/todepond/dreamberd
Is the girl single?
frail dune
right what the fuck
inland field
I didn't even notice the gril
frail dune
poor lu
regal plume
She looks like a coder girl
frail dune
have you seen their twitter
regal plume
No
regal plume
Ah wait Ive seen that lang on a thrprimeagens stream
frail dune
tldraw has been up to some crazy shit
regal plume
I always use excalidraw
inland field
https://github.com/todepond/dreamberd
What the actual fuck
This will be a pain in the ass to implement for the jvm
inland field
The fact that this shit has more immutability than rust is fucking hell
frail dune
The fact that this shit has more immutability than rust is fucking hell
why is it hell
immutability by default>>>
inland field
why is it hell
because jvm does not really do immutability
frail dune
because jvm does not really do immutability
then make it mutable at bytecode 
compiler error tho
inland field
@woven yew шнат if ше dфсумеит зоме оf тне коdе liке тхiз
inland field
LMAOOOO
frail dune
and some method names too
inland field
Imagine calling
_ _ _ _
__ _ ___| |_ | |_| |__ (_)_ __ __ _
/ _` |/ _ \ __| | __| '_ \| | '_ \ / _` |
| (_| | __/ |_ | |_| | | | | | | | (_| |
\__, |\___|\__|____ ____\__|_| |_|_|_| |_|\__, |
|___/ |_____|_____| |___/```ERHALTEN WIR MAL DAS DING EYY
frail dune
det-DinGe_ErHalTen
woven yew
<@532643399652868106> шнат if ше dфсумеит зоме оf тне коdе liке тхiз
fckuignhi hell
inland field
fckuignhi hell
What the fuck does this say, sir?
inland field
Exactly
woven yew
btw i decide tot stop givein g a fuck about my spoeilling and justy type fast mindlessly so onwe you will be reasiding thsi
inland field
This is just such a fucking abomination
frail dune
btw i decide tot stop givein g a fuck about my spoeilling and justy type fast mi...
yes okay i will do zhe same
inland field
btw i decide tot stop givein g a fuck about my spoeilling and justy type fast mi...
Nah bruh if you do ghst ai 2ill to 0 8nfet type ob my ohone
woven yew
nice
woven yew
WE ACN'T SPELL!
inland field
Nah bruh if you do ghst ai 2ill to 0 8nfet type ob my ohone
"nah bruh if you do that I will I will type with 10 fingers on my phone" or whatever, I already forgor
frail dune
I'll use superstore for every meridian make
i'll use swipetype for every method name
inland field
DID YOU ADF
woven yew
wtf is asdf
inland field
At da fuck
woven yew
adf
frail dune
AFD
woven yew
bruh i wa sjusdta trtyiny g to type "asf"
inland field
wtf is asdf
At so da fuck
frail dune
bruh i wa sjusdta trtyiny g to type "asf"
at least type priperly on eyplanaruoona
woven yew
idfgadf about my spelling anuymoet
inland field
at least type priperly on eyplanaruoona
What the fuck is whatever the fuck you just said
frail dune
nw ejrm o idr zjr etpmh tpe pg zjr lrxnpstf
woven yew
olk that is just effoetrless
frail dune
at least use the right row of the keyboard
woven yew
at east rty
frail dune
olk that is just effoetrless
it really wNdt
frail dune
What the fuck is whatever the fuck you just said
propelry in explanationy
inland field
Document the code like that
woven yew
thisi s worse than bertainrot
frail dune
Document the code like that
yes
woven yew
"tpyos are encvourgagesd"
inland field
thisi s worse than bertainrot
BETRAYAL ROT?
frail dune
samn you da fillsjgopba
woven yew
wahbtawt hte fuc kdoes thta htmeoan koeb bryant
frail dune
philospha
frail dune
imam agoana coedso msrhintg or smsrth kdi
whaty the fuck sid di sjut redd
woven yew
"im gonna code something or smth idk"
but since idfafg aobut my sppeplling anymroe youw ill have to dael with rthis shit
frail dune
fi k
woven yew
i gladyl waould
but ievb been woptrking on this fort 2+ years
imma tset the shit out of it wehilwe i can
frail dune
oh the ue upsatr
woven yew
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i wainna make sure therte is a reason why i wsrowtwe this pile of shit called ContentType
frail dune
i wainna make sure therte is a reason why i wsrowtwe this pile of shit called Co...
since when can you name companion ovjects
woven yew
sicne foprever
frail dune
then atleast make theee compabion objects and have tgen be an intance fo ckntenttype
woven yew
wh
frail dune
companion object Enchantment : ContentType(..)
woven yew
bruh i guess i oculds d o that yeus
frail dune
you can just do stuff
/**
* The background for a simple widget. All of these textures should be 4x256 and somewhat transparent.
* @param leftCorner The left edge of the background.
* @param content The main part of the background.
* @param rightCorner The right edge of the background.
*/
open class SimpleWidgetBackground(val leftCorner: Key, val content: Key, val rightCorner: Key, var ascent: Double = 0.0) {
companion object : SimpleWidgetBackground(
Key(PACKED_UI_NAMESPACE, "widget_backgrounds/left_corner.png"),
Key(PACKED_UI_NAMESPACE, "widget_backgrounds/content.png"),
Key(PACKED_UI_NAMESPACE, "widget_backgrounds/right_corner.png")
)
}
if i fhave a yotube queue can i tell yoyutube to make a mix out of it
aka continue the queue with analogous videfos
woven yew
yeah im jsutt tired of my playilsit so i wonder i f yt could extend it
how do you even continue this
woven yew
fiy ou use it for mudic
i abrealy ever use it for music
woven yew
buy pwpitfiy smh
fuck spotify all my homies hate spotify
frail dune
nuh uh
woven yew
yuh uh
frail dune
look hwo olng the locfale files are lol
dam
frail dune
fun
inland field
inline fun `or something`
frail dune
oaky so hwo do we do the vesrsion thingg noaws
woven yew
well like we rfork 1.7.10wbut wqe asy that ists 1.1.1.1
frail dune
ahhh ok
frail dune
ded
inland field
Something in french
frail dune
yes lmao
inland field
organisation/combustion-mc/combustion
frail dune
ALSO
- some random language each commit
now this is what i'm talking about
rate this readme 1-10? @inland field
we need to translate server and api too
API -> ApplikationsProgrammierungsSchnittstelle
no we just say APS with no real explanation
regal plume
schnitzel?
frail dune
inland field
rate this readme 1-10? <@637908289014988800>
Where's my broken french
frail dune
oh right
but still
what do you rate iot
oh yeah we asdlos havce to write like rfthis
inland field
7
inland field
VerbrennMeinekraft
inland field
organisation/combustion-mc/combustion
^
frail dune
organisation/combustion-mc/combustion
organisatióné.combustion_mc.verbrénnḿeinekrâft
inland field
exactl
inland field
it's bavarian
wow
Bavarian is ass
Here we just say shit in a very thicc accent with a few village words and that's dialect
inland field
Yes
frail dune
@inland field Maven model problem: 'groupId' with value 'organisatióné.combustion_mc' does not match a valid id pattern. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'm fucking cloning the entire maven src rn
because i cannot find this fucking "valid id pattern"
okay we got ^[a-zA-Z0-9\-_.]+$ or ```java
private boolean isValidId(String id) {
for (int i = 0; i < id.length(); i++) {
char c = id.charAt(i);
if (!isValidIdCharacter(c)) {
return false;
}
}
return true;
}
private boolean isValidIdCharacter(char c) {
return c >= 'a' && c <= 'z' || c >= 'A' && c <= 'Z' || c >= '0' && c <= '9' || c == '-' || c == '_' || c == '.';
}
what do we do now 😭
this is so devastating
heartbreaking
regal plume
not bitiwse hack :(
inland field
okay we got `^[a-zA-Z0-9\-_.]+$` or ```java
private boolean isValidId(String i...
Ig no ó and é for us
frail dune
we replace those with double/triple e/os right
inland field
lmao yes
inland field
Damn
frail dune
progress
inland field
Wtf are you even doing
inland field
What exactly
frail dune
apparently trying to set up a version from one year ago where the dmca hadn't happened yet is harder than i thought
frail dune
What exactly
just the setup lmfao
frail dune
maven
inland field
understandable
frail dune
i think we need a repo
should i create one rq
(maven)
i'll just do it
i'll make it hidden kekw
but I got the server source now
and can modify it
inland field
Btw, about the minecraft server artifact
We might want to make our own
Unsure, but we might want to
woven yew
yo rad actuall y started doing his job as a pm?! no way
inland field
we should also write some bits of it using rust
JNI my beloved
frail dune
spigot..
late gust
oh
frail dune
@woven yew opinions on nuking the bukkit config api and forcing people to serialise it into stringified compressed NBT using DFU
and doing that for all server configs too ^
intellij can read it if you put it into an .nbt
woven yew
<@532643399652868106> opinions on nuking the bukkit config api and forcing peopl...
yes
do that
frail dune
i'll also make a notion page since i'm a good pm
woven yew
yes do that
frail dune
@woven yew opinions on compressing the logs with xz (version with backdoor ofc)
frail dune
fuck you
woven yew
fuck you
woven yew
effortless bullshit = bad
i've said this like a billion times
frail dune
boring smh
woven yew
yeah calling a crash function every 30 ticks with a 1% chance would be so much fun and definitely not effortless
we are trying to make it look like WE 👏 ARE 👏 TRYING
not like we intentionally want it to be horrible
woven yew
not like we intentionally want it to be horrible
anybody could make something evidently bad
with no effort
frail dune
we should use some relatively unknown compression format
inland field
ntar
woven yew
or .iso
inland field
please use ntar
inland field
it is literally not a compression format you dumbfuсk
don't compress it
woven yew
you mentioned it yourself like 9 times
inland field
lmao
woven yew
?????????
inland field
what if we run it through like, 3 compression formats and pretend we are trying to make it weight less
woven yew
.ntar.wim
woven yew
what if we run it through like, 3 compression formats and pretend we are trying ...
iggg
frail dune
amateurs
inland field
I should implement this compression in ntar natively
frail dune
.ear
inland field
.ntar.wim.gz.ear
woven yew
ok .ntar.wim.gz.ear
frail dune
yes
inland field
this is great
frail dune
let's do that
woven yew
yes
frail dune
.log.ntar.wim.gz.ear
woven yew
and we should write the decompresser in a buggy way (obviously) so that if the original file is over 24KB it generates some stack overflow or buffer overflow idk
frail dune
frail dune
and we should write the decompresser in a buggy way (obviously) so that if the o...
YES
inland field
ntar has the issue that it crashes when the file is 1gb or above lol
woven yew
who the fuck has a 1gb log
frail dune
hehehehehehe
frail dune
somebody remind me to set up the notion later today
woven yew
somebody remind me to set up the notion later today
set up the notion
frail dune
set up the notion
in 3h
woven yew
<@532643399652868106> when will you talk in vc
i talked yesterday lol
inland field
damn
woven yew
might talk today if my dad leaves
inland field
i talked yesterday lol
I missed that moment
inland field
might talk today if my dad leaves
Imagine living with parents 💀 (I live with parents too)
inland field
woven yew
i can work
i've been freelancing making plugins since i was 14
unfortunately literally nobody wants fucking plugins so i have like 10 orders in total
inland field
i've been freelancing making plugins since i was 14
I made 10 bucks from my mod
woven yew
i hope to get at least 1 this summer but it's not looking good
woven yew
I made 10 bucks from my mod
my most expensive plugin was 11k rub
inland field
wow
woven yew
but on average it's 3-4k
inland field
How great that I can have a PayPal
woven yew
indeed it's great
i'm jealous
i acc had a paypal in 2021
i released underscoreenchants as a premium plugin back then
inland field
How great that I can have a PayPal
Not that I have one but still
woven yew
and one person bought it actually
and immediately after that
paypal decided to freeze my account
inland field
Lmao
woven yew
so i've got like 7$ just laying around in an account that i don't remember the credentials for and that i probably can't use ever
inland field
Lol
woven yew
maybe it's for the better bc now underscoreenchants is free and accessible for everybody
inland field
Lol
woven yew
yeah
inland field
I used to do that in school when I got bored
woven yew
ok psycho
inland field
We had a lil shelf with Dudens (Duden is a german dictionary) and I would sometimes just take one and read it instead of doing whatever you do in school
More fun than learning german grammar ig
woven yew
<@532643399652868106> when will you talk in vc
i even had a webcam yesterday (not a facecam but like pointing at my keyboard & mouse)
illusion judged my setup lol
inland field
i even had a webcam yesterday (not a facecam but like pointing at my keyboard & ...
Isn't that usually called a mousecam or something like thag
woven yew
basically yeah peripheralcam in my case
i was solving a rubiks cube for like 30% of the entire voicecall
i decided to turn on the webcam to show the source of the noise
inland field
i was solving a rubiks cube for like 30% of the entire voicecall
I used to do that in quarantine when we had ms teams meatings
woven yew
I used to do that in quarantine when we had ms teams meatings
o you know how to solve one?
inland field
I am a boredcuber
woven yew
why is my intellij suddenly stupid and doesn't see my lib
inland field
Lol
Will maven central yell at me if I update a lib and don't change version numbers
Because I constantly do that with maven local
And it doesn't care
woven yew
Because I constantly do that with maven local
same
woven yew
Will maven central yell at me if I update a lib and don't change version numbers
ideally it shouldn't iirc aikar does that with acf
but my repo does yell at me if i do it
throws a 409 Conflict
oh nvm acf is not central
inland field
So many http codes
woven yew
ig try it
inland field
I don't have anything on mcentral yet so I just asked for the future lol
woven yew
js host your own repo
inland field
mcentral sounds like a mc server network
woven yew
true
inland field
js host your own repo
But that's kinda lame
inland field
People need to add your repo to their build gradle
woven yew
oh no one more line of code whatever shall i do
inland field
And that is inconvinience
Which is exactly why cvn exists (to make things more convinient) which is what I wanna publish the dependencies for later
woven yew
damn
inland field
I was a bit bored so I have just written music
woven yew
no comment
inland field
Do you wanna hear the music I have written
woven yew
i'd prefer not to but you can send it
woven yew
i'm listening to music right now and do not want to interrupt it
frail dune
okay setting up the notion now
@woven yew what email should i use for the org? fuckyouraydan@radsteve.net?
woven yew
what's wrong with combustemc@radsteve.net
frail dune
boring
woven yew
ok then c0mb5st.mc.owo@radsteve.net
frail dune
bet
inland field
comboobsmc
woven yew
cumboobsmc
inland field
indeed
frail dune
i can vc now iyw
woven yew
i'll probably not be talking but sure
hii
i'll figure this one thing out and turn on screenshare ig
combusters
yeah decent
i didn't screenie it btw don't check
oh you dmed
that works too
hr
we do hr
lead
ig
or executive
5000+
true
combustmc ltd
oh yeah that's better
woven yew
you can add me roughly.underscore@gmail.com
frail dune
it's Là home de CombustMC Ltd.
woven yew
i made a task if you can just stop being blind
yeah we can fork paper
sure
"cock seems fun" (c) rad
inland field
"cock seems fun" (c) rad
"ya like cock"
SHIT: A Subset of the Cum Language
Strengths:
- Configurability: SHIT retains Cum's highly customizable nature, allowing for extensive tailoring to specific needs.
- Novel Features: SHIT preserves Cum's innovative features, such as unconventional time measurement and language bindings.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Instability: SHIT exacerbates Cum's instability issues, introducing frequent and severe memory leaks, crashes, and unpredictable behavior.
- Poor Usability: SHIT's design choices are even more unconventional, making the language extremely difficult to use and understand, even for experienced Cum developers.
- Nonexistent Documentation: SHIT has no documentation at all, leaving developers entirely in the dark about its syntax, features, and usage.
- Severe Performance Issues: SHIT includes deliberate inefficiencies, such as excessive memory consumption, slow execution speed, and high CPU usage.
- Security Vulnerabilities: SHIT introduces significant security risks, including easy-to-exploit buffer overflows and lack of input validation, making it unsafe for any use.
- Limited Language Support: SHIT removes the ability to generate bindings for other languages, isolating it from integration with more stable and mature languages.
- Inconsistent Syntax: SHIT features a syntax that changes randomly, causing confusion and making consistent coding practices impossible.
- Lack of Tooling: SHIT comes with no development tools, such as debuggers, IDE support, or linters, further hindering the development process.
- Short Lifecycle: SHIT programs have an even shorter lifespan, often failing to run for extended periods without crashing.
- Impractical Features: SHIT introduces features that are not only unconventional but impractical and counterproductive, hindering rather than helping development efforts.
By amplifying the negative aspects of Cum and introducing additional severe limitations, SHIT is designed to
woven yew
LMAO BLAZINGLY FAST
@frail dune i bet you should take a fresh look at the wiki and maybe listen to the new audio in the SHIT section and like react to the image bc your reactions are the only entertainment i currently have
CombustMC (CumbustMC)
wait rad
we literally have two conflicting points
- Do not compress log files into .tar.gz but instead straight up delete them and only the latest.log must survive
- Compress logs with .ntar.wim.ear.gz or smth
@frail dune
which are we doing
ok
@inland field we decided to: make latest log latest.log.ntar.wim.gz.ear and delete other logs
imma go have my second meal for the day now that it's 6:30 pm and then do some maths cya have fun
(actually like set up the repo @frail dune )
aighty
have fun
raydan next time i join this vc we must make out
frail dune
progress
frail dune
https://perfect-pewter-f77.notion.site/a9eb1b074be84ba395d212f6de3bae41?v=e095b83def6b4b86b19b4e7cc37d8248 official wiki is out now
woven yew
https://perfect-pewter-f77.notion.site/a9eb1b074be84ba395d212f6de3bae41?v=e095b8...
nuh uh
frail dune
it's now cumbustmc.notion.site
frail dune
go to fucking notion dashboard and click it
woven yew
nah
frail dune
oh it's cumbust.notion.site oopsies
woven yew
ffs
frail dune
do we have a base repo yet
no
still failing at applying cb patches
i can set up a git repo later today
inland field
still failing at applying cb patches
Lmao
woven yew
i can set up a git repo later today
kk
inland field
Le classiqué
frail dune
oh and also we'll be selfhosting it and you need to be approved to sign up
do we want people to need an account to view the repos?
inland field
What if we write our own git-like protocol which will be extremely shitty but we will claim it's required because otherwise cb won't apply patches
lmao
frail dune
and it's a huge fucking PITA to use something else
inland field
Salted version nms?
woven yew
svg but NOT
frail dune
subversion iirc
inland field
Subversion nms
inland field
mmm
Can I write one myself
Some really bad one
That uses a canvas instead of proper html elements
woven yew
Can I write one myself
we want this project to be out before minecraft dies
frail dune
nah
gitlab is good
we use this
gotta set up a fucking dockerfile for this ffs
installing this is already fucking hell
uh oh
no this is a fucking pain
https://github.com/mensi/cydra
latest commit 10 years ago
LGTM
i cannot fucking get this to run
can we just use something normal
we can use gitness which has close to zero features other than hosting
frail dune
no bitbucket is too normal
okay who wants an account
giving out three free accounts
@woven yew what license
GLWTSPL?
(good luck with that shit public license)
woven yew
yes
woven yew
giving out three free accounts
me
inland field
Aren't we legally obligated to use GPL or a subset of it
frail dune
Aren't we legally obligated to use GPL or a subset of it
one sec
inland field
What if we made a subset of gpl that basically cancels out itself and then introduces extra shittery
(it will not be a valid license but we'll still pretend it is)
frail dune
yea that's your job
inland field
A jvm lang made to be shit
inland field
yea that's your job
bytecode...
frail dune
yea your job
inland field
but ig it is
frail dune
i ain't doing that
inland field
What if we make the stdlib follow some weird ass conventions
Like never use Primitives but still never return null and instead throw an exception
Yes, exactly, forbid the returning of null and instead utilize exceptions and try-catches
frail dune
is the repo gonna be public or private
frail dune
Yes, exactly, forbid the returning of null and instead utilize exceptions and tr...
errors as values ❤️
inland field
Instead throw a ReturnException<T>(T data) or a NullReturnException()
frail dune
lmfaoo
also invert all braces and parenthesis
like ReturnException>T<{data T} too
.<
frail dune
?
inland field
I have no idea what was going through my head when I was typing that message lmak
I just typed something and sent it, then I realized I typed something
WAIT
Since this is object oriented programming
Everything will be an object
Even parenthesis and brackets
frail dune
everything is a string
acoustic tartan
like `ReturnException>T<{data T}` too
no way, a generic type in an exception 💀
inland field
Don't allow valid java names, everything should be named invalidly to java
frail dune
based
woven yew
<@532643399652868106>
private
acoustic tartan
is that even possible x)
inland field
a what
frail dune
these passwords and usernames are completely seperate from your main git credentials
kekw
woven yew
ok i am lost in whats happening so whenever yo uare fucking done make a list of instructions
inland field
SHIT - Shockingly Hilariously Ideal Technology
A subset of cum
cum isn't an abbreviation, it's just cum
frail dune
i get emails for every push i make
frail dune
cum isn't an abbreviation, it's just cum
based
inland field
cum isn't an abbreviation, it's just cum
@woven yew wanna try mine?
woven yew
no comment
inland field
Wrong answer
woven yew
get on vc you two
nuh uh im figuring out docs
inland field
https://funny.jenkinslikes.tech/funny
Tf does this mean
frail dune
click it
inland field
Click what
frail dune
also
frail dune
Click what
the girl
inland field
0 things changed
frail dune
are you on mobile
inland field
Yes
frail dune
smh
frail dune
raydan get on vc!!
inland field
Can't rn
frail dune
smh
frail dune
@woven yew@inland field so you two want an account?
send me your email and password RN
(for github)
inland field
what
frail dune
oh you need to use a generated password
that is so stupid
ok so you can sign up but can't access the project yourself
that is great
but yea thisd
woven yew
what the fuck is a git repo password???
woven yew
since when? do git repos? have passwords? and how am i supposed to know the password?
woven yew
is the user id `ru` ok
yeah
frail dune
since when? do git repos? have passwords? and how am i supposed to know the pass...
YESSS???
ALWAYS??
woven yew
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE PASSWORD FOR A REPO THAT YOU MADE
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
woven yew
right as if you couldn't have said that
frail dune
???
woven yew
dms
regal plume
calm mate
inland field
but yea thisd
Sheet Barno
frail dune
inland field
that's what they call me in italy
woven yew
neoncyo log out
inland field
bro's executing commands
woven yew
ill execute u
inland field
with your cock?
woven yew
with your cock?
with a fucking guilloutine
woven yew
i might be a tyrant but i'm not a torturer
inland field
anybody wanna test what this is
frail dune
no
inland field
hmm
inland field
nah it's not ij
it's gradle
frying itself
and it is trying quite hard to fry itself to death
I think it might be trying to compile buildtools to js and failing to do that
woven yew
shitheads don't let this thread die
acoustic tartan
Nah
inland field
shitheads don't let this thread die
We are working on cum
acoustic tartan
Okay, I've got 2 ideas :
- Shading big libs in combustmc, because why not
- Making the server DDOS itself or sending requests to itself
woven yew
Perhaps yeah
Not ddos to death though but send a lot of random packets "accidentally"
So that the server is technically playable (you can leave it overnight and it will not crash) but actually unplayable (performance etc)
inland field
Make it sometimes have those strokes where it just starts spamming players with random packets and we'll just add a comment saying // debug feature above to pretend it's just something we forgor to remove
And it should also happen in some obscure scenario which can occur but rarely
Like when two players collide while one of them is holding an enchanted netherite sword and the other isn't wearing a chestplate
woven yew
lmao
opal cairn
This is beautiful.
inland field
Indeed
frail dune
cumbust must not die
acoustic tartan
yeah
it should combust instead 🤓
DID YOU UNDERSTOOD THE JOKE LMAO I4M SO FUNNY AF
frail dune
...
acoustic tartan
NO WAY @ancient quiver PREDICATED COMBUSTMC !!!
inland field
lmao
frail dune
shit
inland field
hey guys
I have an idea
remember the idea of obfuscating logs?
I have another layer of compression/obfuscation
we could use dvpl
frail dune
we could use [dvpl](<https://github.com/RaydanOMGr/DVPLConverter>)
yes
i should continue trying to get cumbust working
frail dune
I HAVE GOTTEN APPLYPATCHES TO WORK
WOOO
okay steps to make it work
- clone the repo
git submodule update --init./applyPatches.sh
fuck
and the project structure is so fucking confusing
great
why are my patches not getting created
wtflip
frail dune
We need to write our own patch system
do we 🤨
frail dune
including patches??
inland field
Every single file the server ever accesses
inland field
including patches??
That too
inland field
Lol
frail dune
not me
inland field
we could use [dvpl](<https://github.com/RaydanOMGr/DVPLConverter>)
who do you think wrote that converter I linked
frail dune
who do you think wrote that converter I linked
i clicked on the repo
i'm not that dumb
inland field
Lol
If that was kotlin ByteBufferUtil would be mostly inline functions
Also, that's the new standard encryption algo for ntar
acoustic tartan
no way combustmc is dying lmao
frail dune
cumbust must not die
inland field
Make cumbust great again!
acoustic tartan
cum boost mc
why is @ancient quiver in this channel ?
hey bro, you don't know me, but I know you
and you're a real gigachad
ancient quiver
why is <@632994436401594368> in this channel ?
because someone pinged me earlier
ancient quiver
hey bro, you don't know me, but I know you
i know you too
frail dune
:o
acoustic tartan
i know you too
No way :pog:
ancient quiver
I even know @fervent bison
frail dune
@fervent bison you.
acoustic tartan
Oliver is a pig supplier
inland field
functional pig interface?
acoustic tartan
functional pig interface?
That's a Jeff media reference 🤓
woven yew
do we have a repo yet
frail dune
cumbust dying smh
acoustic tartan
Yeah
frail dune
Cumbust must not die
acoustic tartan
Not my problem 😎
inland field
@frail dune why u letting cumbust die
ancient quiver
<@539112187160166401> why u letting cumbust die
They also let basics die, what did you expect
frail dune
They also let basics die, what did you expect
what
ancient quiver
ColumbusMC
frail dune
no, on my git server
frail dune
https://git.radsteve.net sign in
.
woven yew
do we have anything done yet
frail dune
do we have anything done yet
i have gotten patches applide but couldn't rebuild them
acoustic tartan
combust
calm island
Btw. This is NOWHERE even remotely close to how you would pronounce it in Bavarian
inland field
Btw. This is NOWHERE even remotely close to how you would pronounce it in Bavari...
Your turn then
calm island
Your turn then
Idk what that even means
And I am native bavarian, growing up in a highly bavarian family
inland field
Idk what that even means
"dies hier zeigt dier wie man eine welt erstellen kann"?
calm island
Des zoagt da wia ma a waid erstejn kon
inland field
@frail dune
frail dune
Des zoagt da wia ma a waid erstejn kon
lmaoo how is this so true
literally all i hear when going to bavaria
calm island
This is proper bavarian
What you sent was nothing even close to Bavarian
That was closer to chinese than to bavarian
inland field
It was closer to my regional dialect lol