#Budget Doran Mono-Blue Rule 0 EDH
silver yew
Oooooooo
quiet imp
This deck feels dumb.
But I kinda want to make it happen.
Not sure if I have quite enough grave hate to make [[Web of Inertia]] work, tbh.
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quiet imp
[[Ashiok, Dream Render]], [[Sygg River Cutthroat]], and [[Omo, Queen of Vesuva]] are my cheeky nods to the fact that the deck is very much R0 and usually hybrid mana wouldn't be legit. That said, they can all be cast with just blue mana.
sonic tapirBOT
Put a dollar in the jar. :point_right::jar:
finite agateBOT
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard
Zombies you control have flying.
, 
, Sacrifice another nontoken creature: Create an X/X blue Zombie creature token, where X is the sacrificed creature's toughness.
"Do you like it, Sister? Its dreadful visage was inspired by your own."
1/4
severe valley
I have several (too many) toughness matters decks 😅
The benefits doran has are typal + symmetry
quiet imp
Okay, easy replacement for Opposition since I didn't end up going all in on the subtheme.
It does nombo with Meekstone unfortunately
But it's fine.
severe valley
Howso?
quiet imp
Meekstone is there to shut down opponent creatures while not really hitting my creatures but the tokens will also get hit.
That said, the card is easy enough to get rid of.
severe valley
Yeah, [[intruder alarm]] can also be used or a vigilance granter
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quiet imp
Yeah, [[intruder alarm]] can also be used or a vigilance granter
I considered it but eventually was like "It's too much of a blatant combo card and I need to avoid that if I'm going to get people to accept this travesty of a rule 0 deck"
severe valley
[[Vhal, candlekeep]] is the other U toughness commander
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Legendary Creature — Human Wizard
Vigilance
: Add an amount of 
equal to Vhal's toughness. This mana can't be spent to cast spells from your hand.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)
2/3
quiet imp
Other options I looked at usually were just too expensive money-wise.
quiet imp
[[Vhal, candlekeep]] is the other U toughness commander
That's just bizarre lol
quiet imp
Yeah
severe valley
I'm sorry I have problems reading tapped out
quiet imp
No worries
elfin pulsar
I wonder if a screwdriver to the eyeball would be preferable to reading tapped out lol
I certainly think so
severe valley
The blue text on a black background (though used to be brown...)
quiet imp
Ah I don't have too much of an issue with that since I've gotten somewhat used to it.
Note to self: I should still buy Yurlok before this.
Also [[Rasaad yn Bashir]]+[[Feywild Visitor]]+some Islands as a backup for Doran if people are anti-rule-0.
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quiet imp
Probably at that point I'd add in Prairie Stream and Seachrome Coast so I guess I can just make a "Are people going to let me do a ridiculous rule 0 or do I have to sideboard?" pile.
quiet imp
What bracket are you shooting for?
I think it's 2, but somewhere between 1-2.
agile spear
Politically correct commander 🙂
In regards to Sword Coast Sailor
quiet imp
In regards to Sword Coast Sailor
Wat?
elfin pulsar
Yeah I'm still lost lol
quiet imp
Yeah I'm still lost lol
I think because the foreground character looks feminine and the background looks masculine?
[[!Sword Coast Sailor]]
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elfin pulsar
Even more lost
quiet imp
Even more lost
"Politically correct" because the main focus is feminine — it satisfies the Bechdel test theoretically.
elfin pulsar
Still lost though
quiet imp
🤷
agile spear
It encourages attacking the player with highest life total
in EDH etiquette that is encouraged
hence its "politically correct" commander
whoa.. that takes me back to the first commander game I played.... I was still a spike grinding like constructed or something and I had this RDW deck playing commander. It only made sense to me to eliminate one player instead of spreading the damage. I focused everything at one dude and knocked him out, he like wouldnt talk to me after that LOL
quiet imp
It encourages attacking the player with highest life total
No need for that sort of talk.