Casual Spongebob deck with a focus on running a bunch of hatebears to protect the final gameplan of either overrunning the enemy due to Jodah being broken, or winning with maze's end and gates. The gates side of this deck is feeling surprisingly not jank. https://archidekt.com/decks/12093440 Share your cool legendaries or interesting cards! I'm not interested in running staples or game changers. This deck is also intended to be budget, so cards < $2. I'm also jamming every SLD spongebob card.
#Spongebob Hatebear Gatekeepers
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Prove me wrong. 5 color budget land base is gonna go crazy.
Continues to feel pretty good. Especially with the tutors for [[gond gate]]
[[sage of the maze]]
Creature — Elf Wizard
: Add two mana in any combination of colors.
: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes an X/X Citizen creature with haste in addition to its other types, where X is twice the number of Gates you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Tap an untapped Gate you control: Untap this creature.
1/3
Seems pretty decent. Not a legendary though
i feel like open the way is mandatory no?
you're allowed to run nonlegends in a jodah deck
lol
It's meant to be budget, and [[kamahl's druidic vow]] is more on theme
Legendary Sorcery
(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.)
Look at the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of land and/or legendary permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest into your graveyard.
Centuries ago, a barbarian laid his rage to rest.
No you aren't 
ok fair
I like [[faeburrow elder]] more I think
Sage of the maze is pretty crazy though, since it turns each gate into 2 mana
it's also fixing
Yar
fae technically isn't
True
you can also more granularly use sage vs fae
though if you're not double spell ing or casting much as instant speed maybe that doesn't matter
I'll grab a copy, good point
i feel like there ahve to be some good historic matters cards from the AC set that are good here
Stuff like [[aetherize]] is spendy unfortunately
also [[djeru and hazoret]]
Legendary Creature — Human God
As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Djeru and Hazoret has vigilance and haste.
Whenever Djeru and Hazoret attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may exile a legendary creature card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Until end of turn, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
5/4
I also have a decent amount. The mkost important is ppbasim ibn ishaq]] whi is insane
[[basim ibn ishaq]]
Legendary Creature — Human Assassin
Whenever you cast a historic spell, draw a card. Basim Ibn Ishaq can't be blocked this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
Whenever Basim Ibn Ishaq deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Haunted by memories he never had, of a family that was never his.
2/2
i also feel like you should have [[relic of legends]]
I saw djeru, but didn't like it, since it's not cast out of hand
How could I forget relic of legends
I run it in my norin deck lol
there's [[the sixth doctor]]
Legendary Creature — Time Lord Doctor
Time Lord's Prerogative — Whenever you cast a historic spell, copy it, except the copy isn't legendary. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic. A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
"This is a situation that requires tact and finesse. Fortunately, I am blessed with both!"
3/3
Oh yeah true, I've been trying to run mostly UB cards too
To increase the salt levels
[[the fourth doctor]] is worse, but playing from top of deck is neat
Legendary Creature — Time Lord Doctor
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
Would You Like A...? — Once each turn, you may play a historic land or cast a historic spell from the top of your library. When you do, create a Food token. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
4/4
oh right jodah is only hand
i mean spongebob
hm what about cast from exile matters stuff
Aetherize was meant to be [[desynchronize]]
oof that went up higher than i thought
[[moira and teshar]] are interesting maybe
Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Spirit Bird
Flying
Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target nonland permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
4/5
[[$urza's ruinous blast]]
Commander Masters
$0.50 • €0.37 • 0.26 TIX
The Brothers' War Commander
$0.30 • €0.33 • 0.11 TIX
Dominaria United Commander
$0.30 • €0.20 • 0.62 TIX
The List
$0.45
Dominaria Promos
$6.32 • €1.90
Dominaria
$0.56 • €0.37 • 0.02 TIX
both hit tokens tho
I feel like there are too many legends that are run that it matters less and less
True
so that's why i think desync makes it but uzra's doesn't
at least if price wasn't a concern
[[davenant trapper]] is interesting
i think that is too cute and low impact to be good
if we were playing pedh maybe
[[vega the watcher]] has felt decent from this
Vega, the Watcher <:mana1:292901508373282827><:manaw:1007102126813610074><:manau:292901508754702338>
Legendary Creature — Bird Spirit
Flying
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.
One eye sees the past, one the present, and one the future—and none can be deceived.
2/2
yeah saw that one and wanted to keep digging
[[kellan the kid]] maybe
Legendary Creature — Human Faerie Rogue
Flying, lifelink
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, you may cast a permanent spell with equal or lesser mana value from your hand without paying its mana cost. If you don't, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
"I found out who I was. Now it's time to discover who I am."
3/3
Sounds like a storm turn lmao
Then someone exiles everything off the stack
[[thirteenth doctor]] might be decent too
I may make it completely UB at some point, we'll see
Jodah Spongebob seems like a good shell to add in a Mash-Up of different things
I have 10 cards I want to put in and I need to find places lol
Thinking about cutting some of the SLDs but I shouldn't lol
They're in the TO GO IN sideboard
And i might just cut all those in my chopping block
why are we running rograkh
i guess just a cheap cast trigger?
it's just as likely to be a whiff off the top tho lol
agree with the cuts for the most part
rip heap gate
great hall seems like it would be good tho no?
i love yasharn, but there are exactly 2 hits in this deck lol
that's peak richard mana base tutor gaming
I thought Rograkh was funny and had a copy, also if I want to run Odric, might as well keep him eh? I was on the fence with him still though, since he doesn't really do anything, especially without Jodah
Yasharn is more for the stax effect than the tutor, and getting 1 land off that even isn't bad.
Great Hall is good, yeah. I just wasn't sure which land I wanted to cut to keep the cycles
Kinda neat, but playing a 1 cost is just a rograkh tutor, however much that matters.
Also, I really want to run this, but it would probably be too much with the cards that counter spells that aren't paid for: [[possibility storm]]
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a card that shares a card type with it. That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put all cards exiled with this enchantment on the bottom of their library in a random order.
I jsut have one sitting around, and it's so mean with [[boromir guard]]
Criatura legendaria — Soldado humano
Vigilancia.
Siempre que un oponente lance un hechizo, si no se usó maná para lanzarlo, contrarresta ese hechizo.
Sacrificar a Boromir, Guardián de la Torre: Las criaturas que controlas ganan la habilidad de indestructible hasta el final del turno. El Anillo te tienta.
"¡Adiós, Aragorn! ¡Dirígete a Minas Tirith y socorre a mi pueblo!".
3/3
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