#Spongebob Hatebear Gatekeepers

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frail moss
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Casual Spongebob deck with a focus on running a bunch of hatebears to protect the final gameplan of either overrunning the enemy due to Jodah being broken, or winning with maze's end and gates. The gates side of this deck is feeling surprisingly not jank. https://archidekt.com/decks/12093440 Share your cool legendaries or interesting cards! I'm not interested in running staples or game changers. This deck is also intended to be budget, so cards < $2. I'm also jamming every SLD spongebob card.

Archidekt

Jodah, the Unifier - Commander deck

(1) Commander • (2) Creature • (14) Draw • (1) Finisher • (40) Land • (9) Protection • (13) Ramp • (3) Recursion • (5) Removal • (8) Stax • (1) Theft • (3) Tokens

echo depot
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Prove me wrong. 5 color budget land base is gonna go crazy.

frail moss
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Gates have felt pretty good tbh

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Through goldfishing

frail moss
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Continues to feel pretty good. Especially with the tutors for [[gond gate]]

wicked kayakBOT
abstract bramble
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[[sage of the maze]]

wicked kayakBOT
frail moss
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Seems pretty decent. Not a legendary though

abstract bramble
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i feel like open the way is mandatory no?

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you're allowed to run nonlegends in a jodah deck

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lol

frail moss
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It's meant to be budget, and [[kamahl's druidic vow]] is more on theme

wicked kayakBOT
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Legendary Sorcery
(You may cast a legendary sorcery only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.)
Look at the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of land and/or legendary permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest into your graveyard.
Centuries ago, a barbarian laid his rage to rest.

frail moss
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No you aren't amgryboye

abstract bramble
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ok fair

frail moss
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I like [[faeburrow elder]] more I think

wicked kayakBOT
frail moss
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Sage of the maze is pretty crazy though, since it turns each gate into 2 mana

abstract bramble
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hmm

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yeah exactly

frail moss
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I don't really have big mana to spend though

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Since I'm pretty low to the ground

abstract bramble
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it's also fixing

frail moss
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Yar

abstract bramble
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fae technically isn't

frail moss
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True

abstract bramble
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you can also more granularly use sage vs fae

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though if you're not double spell ing or casting much as instant speed maybe that doesn't matter

frail moss
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I'll grab a copy, good point

abstract bramble
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i feel like there ahve to be some good historic matters cards from the AC set that are good here

frail moss
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Stuff like [[aetherize]] is spendy unfortunately

wicked kayakBOT
abstract bramble
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also [[djeru and hazoret]]

wicked kayakBOT
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Legendary Creature — Human God
As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Djeru and Hazoret has vigilance and haste.
Whenever Djeru and Hazoret attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may exile a legendary creature card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Until end of turn, you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
5/4

frail moss
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I also have a decent amount. The mkost important is ppbasim ibn ishaq]] whi is insane

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[[basim ibn ishaq]]

wicked kayakBOT
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Legendary Creature — Human Assassin
Whenever you cast a historic spell, draw a card. Basim Ibn Ishaq can't be blocked this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
Whenever Basim Ibn Ishaq deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Haunted by memories he never had, of a family that was never his.
2/2

abstract bramble
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i also feel like you should have [[relic of legends]]

wicked kayakBOT
frail moss
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I saw djeru, but didn't like it, since it's not cast out of hand

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How could I forget relic of legends

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I run it in my norin deck lol

abstract bramble
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there's [[the sixth doctor]]

wicked kayakBOT
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Legendary Creature — Time Lord Doctor
Time Lord's Prerogative — Whenever you cast a historic spell, copy it, except the copy isn't legendary. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic. A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)
"This is a situation that requires tact and finesse. Fortunately, I am blessed with both!"
3/3

frail moss
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Oh yeah true, I've been trying to run mostly UB cards too

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To increase the salt levels

abstract bramble
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[[the fourth doctor]] is worse, but playing from top of deck is neat

wicked kayakBOT
frail moss
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I don't want to be casting from jthe top that mkjuch either

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for Jodah's trigger

abstract bramble
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oh right jodah is only hand

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i mean spongebob

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hm what about cast from exile matters stuff

frail moss
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Aetherize was meant to be [[desynchronize]]

wicked kayakBOT
frail moss
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Wait not that

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wtf

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[[desynchronization]]

wicked kayakBOT
abstract bramble
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oof that went up higher than i thought

frail moss
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[[moira and teshar]] are interesting maybe

wicked kayakBOT
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Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Spirit Bird
Flying
Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target nonland permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)
4/5

abstract bramble
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[[$urza's ruinous blast]]

wicked kayakBOT
abstract bramble
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there is a thing to consider

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it probably sucks tho

frail moss
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Sucks it doesn't hit commanders

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but desynch also doesn't

abstract bramble
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both hit tokens tho

frail moss
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I feel like there are too many legends that are run that it matters less and less

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True

abstract bramble
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so that's why i think desync makes it but uzra's doesn't

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at least if price wasn't a concern

frail moss
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[[davenant trapper]] is interesting

wicked kayakBOT
abstract bramble
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i think that is too cute and low impact to be good

frail moss
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Yar

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Also not a legendary

abstract bramble
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if we were playing pedh maybe

frail moss
wicked kayakBOT
abstract bramble
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yeah saw that one and wanted to keep digging

frail moss
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[[kellan the kid]] maybe

wicked kayakBOT
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Legendary Creature — Human Faerie Rogue
Flying, lifelink
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, you may cast a permanent spell with equal or lesser mana value from your hand without paying its mana cost. If you don't, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
"I found out who I was. Now it's time to discover who I am."
3/3

frail moss
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Sounds like a storm turn lmao

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Then someone exiles everything off the stack

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[[thirteenth doctor]] might be decent too

wicked kayakBOT
frail moss
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I may make it completely UB at some point, we'll see

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Jodah Spongebob seems like a good shell to add in a Mash-Up of different things

frail moss
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I have 10 cards I want to put in and I need to find places lol

frail moss
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Thinking about cutting some of the SLDs but I shouldn't lol

abstract bramble
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what are the cards

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the answer is also lands ofc

frail moss
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They're in the TO GO IN sideboard

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And i might just cut all those in my chopping block

abstract bramble
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why are we running rograkh

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i guess just a cheap cast trigger?

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it's just as likely to be a whiff off the top tho lol

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agree with the cuts for the most part

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rip heap gate

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great hall seems like it would be good tho no?

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i love yasharn, but there are exactly 2 hits in this deck lol

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that's peak richard mana base tutor gaming

frail moss
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I thought Rograkh was funny and had a copy, also if I want to run Odric, might as well keep him eh? I was on the fence with him still though, since he doesn't really do anything, especially without Jodah

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Yasharn is more for the stax effect than the tutor, and getting 1 land off that even isn't bad.

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Great Hall is good, yeah. I just wasn't sure which land I wanted to cut to keep the cycles

frail moss
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Also, I really want to run this, but it would probably be too much with the cards that counter spells that aren't paid for: [[possibility storm]]

wicked kayakBOT
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Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a card that shares a card type with it. That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put all cards exiled with this enchantment on the bottom of their library in a random order.

abstract bramble
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Love this card haha

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It doesn’t work well for spongebob tho

frail moss
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I jsut have one sitting around, and it's so mean with [[boromir guard]]

wicked kayakBOT
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Criatura legendaria — Soldado humano
Vigilancia.
Siempre que un oponente lance un hechizo, si no se usó maná para lanzarlo, contrarresta ese hechizo.
Sacrificar a Boromir, Guardián de la Torre: Las criaturas que controlas ganan la habilidad de indestructible hasta el final del turno. El Anillo te tienta.
"¡Adiós, Aragorn! ¡Dirígete a Minas Tirith y socorre a mi pueblo!".
3/3

abstract bramble
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Yeah it’s a lock piece

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Same idea with drannith