game-discussion

[proven gyro]

does anyone know if PoW will come back

[plush smelt]

Yea ik what u mean i find Annapolis awkward too

[prisma hull]

but yeah, that's what I've been trying to do

[finite quail]

guyuyuyuyuyuys

[plush smelt]

It just changes how u use islands

[shadow rose]

i feel almost certain it will be in christmas contr's

[plush smelt]

But dont greed trying to get back turrets off

[finite quail]

please help

[prisma hull]

didn't really want to openwater with USN 203mm ballistics and 15.8 range

[shadow rose]

ask the sub guy

[finite quail]

illinois refence???

[lucid wagon]

bro

can this map fuck ofcf

[finite quail]

who?

[prisma hull]

Buffalo

[finite quail]

dang

[proven gyro]

i sure fucking hope so man because this £92 bullshit pisses me off

[shadow rose]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-know-dont-know-bird-clueless-gif-12587825

[honest silo]

And thanks Cirzoo I will play Des Moines.

[rare bluff]

what am i looking at?

[shadow rose]

[lucid wagon]

me angry over sunset isles

[shadow rose]

i kidd

[finite quail]

ohhhh sub guy

[rare bluff]

how are they all anime girls please explain

[plush smelt]

Mod

[deep swan]

very unlikely this year
Rare, which means 1 year minimum

[whole meteor]

mods

[shadow rose]

@radiant olive hey, @finite quail wants to know what the sneakiest sub is?

[plush smelt]

When will they bring back georgia i want it so bad

[lucid wagon]

can we Sunset the Sunset Isles

please

[whole meteor]

any gouden leeuw plappers in clan

[edgy marten]

No

Amazing map

[finite quail]

well i should have guessed it was arden

[radiant olive]

4501

[edgy marten]

Unlike mountain range

Or okinawa

[cold geyser]

does anyone want to div with me

[finite quail]

sorry let me rephrase

[plush smelt]

What's mountain range

[lucid wagon]

longest game in sunset isles

[cold geyser]

any server

[finite quail]

what is the sneakiest sub line

tech tree

[edgy marten]

The aegis map

[deep swan]

16.5 lol

[plush smelt]

The what

[radiant olive]

sneakiest in what way

as in concealment or playstyle

[finite quail]

i want to not be detected

[plush smelt]

Waiit is it the one which has mountains down the middle

[rare bluff]

nexus?

[plush smelt]

Aslains

[finite quail]

i hate playing subs that get detected

[edgy marten]

Yes

[prisma hull]

It is yeah

[rare bluff]

haven't heard of it, thank you

[radiant olive]

doesn't matter what sub you play, if you play it right you'll eventually get spotted

[honest silo]

I will for sure try my luck in 15.5 and see what I get.

[finite quail]

anyway what is the concealmentmaxxing sub

[plush smelt]

That one actually sucks fr

[radiant olive]

overall, germans

[plush smelt]

Actually it might be the worst map in the game

[radiant olive]

but the tier 10 german TT line is terrible

[plush smelt]

Okinawa after the changes isn't that bad

[finite quail]

really

whats the alternative

[plush smelt]

U2501?

[radiant olive]

yes

[plush smelt]

It always shits on me tho

I thought it was pretty good

[radiant olive]

no it isn't

[plush smelt]

Hmmg

They should make a submarine with a Des Moines turret on top

[prisma hull]

As someone who doesn't play subs, why is 2501 bad?

[finite quail]

please enlighten me to the best alternative to the germans

(please dont say russians)

[radiant olive]

no rear tubes

and slow speed

[prisma hull]

ah

[plush smelt]

Doesn't it have a really good submarine surveillance consumable

[torn dome]

okay. i won't say russians

[honest silo]

USA?

[radiant olive]

iin 90% of the cases having 9km sub surv doesn't matter

compared to 6km

[finite quail]

so what is it

[plush smelt]

It gets rid of pain and suffering

[radiant olive]

US sub line

[plush smelt]

By killing the enemy sub

[finite quail]

ok thank you

[torn dome]

yeah i mean salmon is very good, balao is good

[radiant olive]

i mean, US subs definitely aren't the stealthiest

the thing is though

if you're playing a sub because you don't want to get spotted, you're playing it wrong

[finite quail]

thats

thats the point

screw it ill just play the germans

[radiant olive]

while you want to avoid getting spotted in most cases, and i'm certainly allergic to getting spotted, there are times when you purposely want to get spotted

[finite quail]

ok

thanks for ur help arden

[radiant olive]

because you're spotting something in return

[plush smelt]

Arden

[radiant olive]

ya?

[plush smelt]

What is ur opinion on des Moines

Are you a DM class enjoyer

[radiant olive]

dunno, i've only played one game in it iirc

[plush smelt]

💀 💀 💀

[rare schooner]

Randoms

Arden\_Elenduil's Des Moines (NA)

Battles: 1
Wins: 100.00% (1/0/0)
Survival: 100.00% (1/0)

Averages

Base EXP: 2 287
Damage: 105 222
Kills: 2.00
Aircraft: 16.00
Scouting: 41 387
Potential: 1 535 468

Records

Base EXP: 2 287
Damage: 105 222
Kills: 2
Aircraft: 16
Scouting: 41 387
Potential: 1 535 468

Armaments (Kills/Record/Accuracy)

Main Battery: (2/2/41.09%)
Secondaries: (0/0/12.50%)
Torpedoes: (0/0/-)
Depth Charges: (0/0/-)
Aircraft: (0/0/-)
Rams: (0/0/-)

[plush smelt]

U missing out a lot

[radiant olive]

nah, i'm not a cruiser guy

[plush smelt]

😢

There's just something about it man

I feel like most unicums have a shit ton of games in it

[prisma hull]

Just turret swap Surcouf with a DM turret and keep the MBRB

it'll be balanced trust

[balmy spruce]

DM is very good for Radar + Cap support. However, that style of play is very high risk and high reward because it requires you to be so far forward with the DDs.

[plush smelt]

W salem gameplay

[plush smelt]

Honestly it has so much DPM that u can trade urself even if ur forced to play ur life on an island

[balmy spruce]

If you screw up doing the Radar Cruiser role, you're very easily dead because you'll be in close proximity to the enemy BBs.

[lucid wagon]

god i just love sunset isles so much my Sibir got turbogriefed

into doing only 82k damage

[prisma hull]

Also you're a priority target for BBs

[radiant olive]

man is cookin'

[prisma hull]

*the ones with more than two braincells, that is

[plush smelt]

Make des Moines a giant submarine

[balmy spruce]

There's definitely times DM can inflict pain though. Like a pair of Bismarcks entered a chain of islands my DM was working in, and I butchered both of them.

[plush smelt]

Like a submarine with 3 DM turrets

[prisma hull]

Maybe that'll get Arden to play it

[plush smelt]

I mean they're Bismarcks if ur not murdering them ur doing something wrong

[radiant olive]

i mean i played 1 game in the DM

did ok

i guess

[prisma hull]

also the average Bismarck player only knows to w-key 4x

true

[balmy spruce]

I liked DM because it checks a lot of boxes, particularly in a Division.

[honest silo]

For me is more for her history tbh.

[plush smelt]

Nah see u havent felt the thrill of carrying an entire game with DM yet

[prisma hull]

I find Salem fun but yeah sometimes I do actually want utility

[plush smelt]

Once u experience it you'll be hooked

[lucid wagon]

why do i keep getting the most dogshit maps today

[plush smelt]

I prefer salem these days

[lucid wagon]

Sunset Isles x 2 (both 5-6m blowouts) followed by two brothers and haven

lmao

[radiant olive]

i mean, there's the V-class subs with 2 152mm guns

[plush smelt]

Y'all wanna watch me survive a suicidal position

Absolutely dogshit position btw don't do this

[radiant olive]

and then there's that concept of an armored submarine with pensacola class guns iirc

[real meadow]

sub players never change

[plush smelt]

😭 😭

[radiant olive]

and what do you mean by that?

[real meadow]

nothing specific

[plush smelt]

Vitya i need to see Annapolis gameplay

[real meadow]

when i get credits to sustain

[radiant olive]

no, if you say they never change that means there are aspects of their playstyle that remain the same. So you know what they are otherwise your statement cannot be correct

[real meadow]

aka chirstmas when i get boosters

[honest silo]

I have my Des Moines in her Permanent Camouflaage.

[plush smelt]

Look at this shit

[real meadow]

hmm

[plush smelt]

Now to be fair, i had that dogshit camera bug in 3 of those 7 games

[honest silo]

But I honestly like a lot both Des Moines and Salem guys.

[whole meteor]

what am i supposed to do

[balmy spruce]

You had a bunch of oddities in the interwar years due to navies experimenting. HMS X1 from 1923. 6 bow torp tubes, 2x2 152mm guns

https://i.redd.it/evjfxmbyms3b1.jpg

[whole meteor]

when my paolo

[real meadow]

i got so used to salem gameplay that I int in des moines so easily xd

[whole meteor]

decides to run

into

a prekited los andes

what am i suppsoed to do about that

?????????

??????????

like what

make it make sense

[real meadow]

one solution is you play paolo instead

[prisma hull]

I was playing Vladi the other day and kept having the worst teams of all time, then I had one match with camera bug and somehow won

[mental sundial]

did he win

[whole meteor]

ok i play mogador

our bbs decide it would be a good idea

to

all sit in one fucking square

im not even kidding

ONE SQUARE

[real meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430980449488076810/1508430523314208958/tmpImage_6F6D26B6-4BF7-473C-89FE-195F318B06F4.gif

[lucid wagon]

lmao sibir is so fucking easy

[whole meteor]

what am i supposed to do

i play dd my bbs die

[lucid wagon]

4 kills 272k damage for just pressing W 4x

[whole meteor]

i play bb my dds just explong

[prisma hull]

I had a game the other day where literally six or seven of our ships were in one map square

[whole meteor]

?????????

[prisma hull]

like what

[whole meteor]

or i get run over

by the balance machine known as valpa

like

cool

[mental sundial]

you sound upset

[whole meteor]

very cool

[honest silo]

Hey vitya.

[prisma hull]

and we won somehow

[real meadow]

hi

[mental sundial]

I suggest reading some Yuri

[whole meteor]

im at fucking

28% wr today

??????

[honest silo]

Hey SurveillanceRadarEnjoyer.

[lament birch]

Pay wegee more smh

[whole meteor]

and im only down ONE STAR

from where i started today

its actually unreal

[plush smelt]

DM is lowkey better

But Salem is more comfy

[prisma hull]

just how awful was red that they lost to a team with 2 AFK players and everyone (apart from me and two other ships) all in one map square

oh wait we had a valp with two braincells to rub together

[real meadow]

basically if ur good at the game u know where torps will come from so you dont need hydro and u take superheal for free instead

[grizzled relic]

mino might be my new fav tt ship

[plush smelt]

Nah but u deal with dds much better in DM

[real meadow]

cuz of radar yes

u deal with enemy team easier in salem

[prisma hull]

being able to zone red DDs out is amazing

[real meadow]

you outtrade everything in the game

[prisma hull]

watching the green DD int is not

[plush smelt]

Yea but like des moines kinda does that too unless it's a 457

[honest silo]

I'm just curious guys.

[real meadow]

406 also overmatches

[plush smelt]

Plus the LM

[real meadow]

LM is for the nub open water kiters

[plush smelt]

406 u can bait on the belt

[honest silo]

Is IJN Azuma and IJN Yoshino worth?

[plush smelt]

Nah it makes ur ship so much more maneuverable

[radiant olive]

Vitya, you seem upset today

[real meadow]

i played it in kots and i wanted to do certain things to myself

[real meadow]

[plush smelt]

💀 💀

[real meadow]

cirzoo is friend

[gusty bolt]

Wows in this past day = M O N K E Y S suiciding and going next game , this is starting to be not funny anymore like a game ... pls wg take away the possibility to go next game after you did die like a dumb , bc who know what problems you have .... the worst experience this game is capable of give to you

[real meadow]

id never

[plush smelt]

[real meadow]

@radiant olive i seem upset and then theres this guy above me XD

[fathom belfry]

nothing new in PVP, I avoid PVP at all costs

good evening

[grizzled relic]

OMG

[plush smelt]

I was upset today with Annapolis man

[grizzled relic]

ITS GLUEGREEK

[plush smelt]

Esp cuz i kept facing the same enemy Annapolis

And he was good

[radiant olive]

...fair point

[plush smelt]

:(

[real meadow]

dude blocked me like a year back kek

[real meadow]

u know who it was? maybe i know em

[gusty bolt]

literaly the game did became a comedy ... 4 minuts games , people camping behind 1 island for all time

[grizzled relic]

seeing him chat nowadays is like seeing a unicorn

[honest silo]

Or no guys?

[real meadow]

azuma is peak

just paper

best credit farmer out there

[fathom belfry]

if you like open water cruisers why not

[grizzled relic]

some guy had 7k azuma games 🥀

[real meadow]

yoshino is uptiered worse version

[gusty bolt]

Just take a look at this map ... tell me ... what is the problem of this guys? up the A capc

[fathom belfry]

I enjoy my Kushiro

[fathom belfry]

I've seen worse, like dudes in Pommern trying to snipe behind island

PVP as its best on WOWs

[prisma hull]

Huddling for warmth, obviously

[gusty bolt]

and this game is easy to play ...

[plush smelt]

It was someone in the valky clan

Obama something

[fathom belfry]

most of new folks will leave the game after like 2 weeks and so

[gusty bolt]

btw , i hope they delete this thing of the hunt ... i saw a lot of player going strait and go next game

[real meadow]

dont know anyone there

also ingame so brb

[prisma hull]

like wtf is your Annapolis doing

[gusty bolt]

full Hp doing nothing

[plush smelt]

Bro this tempesta nera thing is a plague

[gusty bolt]

doing circles

[plush smelt]

Istg each and every one of those is so bad

[gusty bolt]

pfff you can make a book of this situations

[prisma hull]

petty much most any nian paradox ship tbh

[honest silo]

Why worse? I'm just curious vitya.

[prisma hull]

I saw someone bring in the Tiger 59 clone into brawl today

[honest silo]

Hey crogeek.

[real meadow]

longer heal cooldown and its a tier higher, torps dont give enough value imo to be worth

[prisma hull]

and the number of kiberpankovs I see go flat and become spankedkovs is funny

[fathom belfry]

hi bro

[honest silo]

I see and thanks.

I also guess outside of begin sister ships?

[real meadow]

happy to help

[honest silo]

What about Black?

[lucid wagon]

totally mogged by Smolensk in Baltimore

lmao

[kind tree]

Rest in peace to our war dead

[honest silo]

Smolensk is the fire spammer right?

[finite quail]

guys

why dont the periscopes work

why cant my diesels breath at 6 meters

WG please fix

[gusty bolt]

Dont play subs, easy

[real meadow]

agree

[finite quail]

but i want to be invisible and spam torp

[whole meteor]

skill issue

figure it out yourself

[prisma hull]

...this is why Jager is a ship

[gusty bolt]

Jager, shima, halland do exist

[prisma hull]

but also god imagine if a sub could have perma 2.5km conceal and spot ships at surface spot range

[finite quail]

HISTORICALLY ACCURAAAAAAAATE

[prisma hull]

(please don't)

[gusty bolt]

Anw, wg did rework the cv bc of the skill issue there was with cv players, now im waiting a rework of subs, bc the skill issue between player in each team is absurd

[finite quail]

also

please make depth charges only do damage underwater

and please make them have to estimate my depth

[prisma hull]

alright if you want to only go 21kt in your Salmon instead of 33

[finite quail]

jokes on u

i play german

[honest silo]

Wait really that's the max speed?

[deep swan]

WW2 submarines were slow

[prisma hull]

Unless I'm bad at reading Wikipedia yes

[prisma hull]

Even slower then, your Type IX U-boat will do 18kt

[west scaffold]

Full shell damage on subs when

[finite quail]

ok

so its like oklahoma

i can do that

[deep swan]

"historically accurate" wows would be unplayable

[finite quail]

full torp damage on battleships and cruisers when

[west scaffold]

No because they actually have torp protection

What do subs have

[grizzled relic]

Stoping subs from subermerging due to damage when

[west scaffold]

A 460mm shell should split a sub in half

[finite quail]

subs never being detected when

[prisma hull]

A pressure hull and misplaced optimism

[trail salmon]

Use ap

[grizzled relic]

Hydrophone and acoustic when

[honest silo]

Oh, ok I see.

[deep swan]

2% main gun hit rate
50/50 on if your torpedos work or not
all spotting is now minimap only
carriers now have a chance to detonate for the entire duration of a fire
etc...

[grizzled relic]

Hedgehogs when

[honest silo]

And thanks TheTorukMakto and joebob.

[finite quail]

no

[deep swan]

DDs take damage from cyclone

[finite quail]

only american torps are 50/50

WAIT

[deep swan]

AP shells now also have a dud chance

[grizzled relic]

Ap shells now also crack armor

[deep swan]

there's a reason many things were simplified for gameplay

[lament birch]

Torps getting hit by gunfire now has a 100% chance of detonation

[honest silo]

I didn't know that tbh.

[finite quail]

imagine if the later in the axis tech trees you get, the lower the chance of your armaments working are because resource shortages

[honest silo]

Hey Dinoslayer.

[prisma hull]

Running aground breaks the ship

[finite quail]

counterpoint: no more island maps

[mental latch]

don't forget the shells can cause flooding stuff

[prisma hull]

Counterpoint: the entire Pacific campaign

[mental latch]

I heard a lot of players didn't like that in alpha

[grizzled relic]

Ap shells now also cuase floodingd when penetrating below the waterline

[finite quail]

true

[deep swan]

also every ship gets radar and it's always on
but it's now a breakable module and gives away your own location

[honest silo]

So IJN vs USN?

[rocky jolt]

I'm stuck between wanting to get Gronigen or Sherman. I need credits but the sherman looks more fun

[west scaffold]

Overpens through the citadel doing 14x the damage

[prisma hull]

No IFF and full friendly fire

[honest silo]

Oh, ok I see.

[deep swan]

USS Mogami incident never forget

[grizzled relic]

I can finally team kill jager dogs

[west scaffold]

Destroyers having a citadel 👻👻

[prisma hull]

Submarines being a literal floating citadel

[deep swan]

went 5 for 1 in a single torp salvo...

against allied transports

[prisma hull]

Oops.

[deep swan]

diving your submarine has a chance to sink you instantly due to a toilet malfunction

[hidden imp]

Ngl would love this

[grizzled relic]

Everytime you fire theres a chance your ship jusy blows up due to a fualty shell that exploded the magazine

[ruby spade]

I miss subs being able to goombastomp each other back from the first beta test

[prisma hull]

Destroyers take half the match to reload a rack of their torpedoes

[ruby spade]

because they had infinite HP on the bottom of their hulls

[grizzled relic]

Some ships are now simple 10 times better due to more advanced tech (looking at you usn)

[honest silo]

Hey Dinoslayer.

[grizzled relic]

hi

[prisma hull]

Submarines don't get homing torps, unless you're German and late-war, in which case they're not very good

[honest silo]

Hey SAMIN.

[prisma hull]

(by WoWs standards, anyhow)

[deep swan]

dealing too much damage to the bow of a cruiser makes it break off, which may or may not sink the ship

[prisma hull]

Ramming deals friendly-fire damage and sometimes your battleship needs a new bow because of it

[grizzled relic]

A single torp now 1 shots all destorters in game and 3 torpedos almost kill any battleship

[deep swan]

American subs also had them
just not in large quantities

[honest silo]

Yeah it work also for the stern.

[grizzled relic]

Geting hit in the fuel tank cuased you to leak fuel reducing your speed

[prisma hull]

huh, I thought the USN homing torps were aircraft-only

well TIL

[deep swan]

Mk28 torpedo

[lucid wagon]

how disappoiting

[lime locust]

ayo WG what have i done to you 😭

[grizzled relic]

Playing aby tribal class destoryer now cuases you to act likes a rabid dog anytime you see another ship

[prisma hull]

repairing a ship takes time and you can't just click battle-on to unsink it

[honest silo]

Hey Tyvern.

[lime locust]

sup

[grizzled relic]

The fuck is laudon

[lime locust]

tt t6 european bbs

[grizzled relic]

Ah

[prisma hull]

Teams are now split between nations, which is fine right up until you realise that the Axis doesn't get radar

[grizzled relic]

Pretty sure the germans had radars

[prisma hull]

IRL, yeah, ingame not so much

but yeah if they do get IRL radar then they should also get their IRL Navy

(oops no more German surface fleet)

And if you're Axis you also can't fuel up your ship either to move

[grizzled relic]

Everytime a hood player sees a bismarck ingame its legally not allowed to fight back abd has to scuttle itself after bismarck hits 1 shell

And pvo is not allowed to win any round 1 against a bismarck and has to run away untill they can come back and gank the bismarck

And tirpitz isnt allowed to be played

[prisma hull]

It is, just doesn't ever leave spawn

[unborn sky]

Where do you get the remaining items from the hunt for bismarck collection after getting all the boxes?

[prisma hull]

oh look it's my randoms teammate

[grizzled relic]

Not allowed to sail unless the painter gives permission

[grizzled relic]

Coal containers

[lime locust]

there are still ppl who havent finished the collection 10 years ago?

[prisma hull]

Also the Italian BBs aren't allowed to actually hit what they shoot at

[grizzled relic]

You can buy hunt for the bismarck containers in the shop for coal

[unborn sky]

ohh but If I have the Azur lane collection on it means I dont get bismarck stuff?

[grizzled relic]

New people who didnt know it existed

[honest silo]

Of what you guys are talking about?

[unborn sky]

oh nvm

[grizzled relic]

We are making fun of somthing

[lime locust]

i swear to god i never bought this containers and i have the collection completed

[prisma hull]

Someone said that subs needed to be more realistic

If you int into the B cap st the start of the game, you get court-martialed

[grizzled relic]

Oh yeah speaking of that carriers now have depth charge squadrons

[prisma hull]

Chat is now in Morse code only

[grizzled relic]

Yamato is not allowed to shoot at anythinh thatd not us destoryers or escort carriers

[lime locust]

-.-. ...- ... / ... ..- -.-. -.-

[honest silo]

Oh, ok I see.

[prisma hull]

Or better - no chat UI, wireless and signal lamp for communication only

[digital locust]

I heard Valparaiso got nerfed

[grizzled relic]

Some does say that

[lime locust]

I heard cocklombo got buffed that true?

[grizzled relic]

Wouldve been 409k if it wasnt for the nerfs trust

[grizzled relic]

Sole might say a MASSIVE one at that

Gl fighting them within 12km now

They get like almost bc levls of disp

[lime locust]

balance department is so lovely
btw WG when do i get my 13.8km colbert back
15km colbert sucks

[grizzled relic]

I like it

[shadow rose]

i wish there was an achievement chain for getting 21pt cmdr's

[lime locust]

i hate it

would love to decrease it even further

[grizzled relic]

The mission chain exist

[lime locust]

to like 12.5

[grizzled relic]

Its called playing the fucking game enough

And i hate it

[grizzled relic]

Just go play marce atp

[lime locust]

i play 11.5 marc

marc doesnt give the colbert vibes

i just want to blow up sometimes

[grizzled relic]

Utr feels weridly minune to bb cits however strap same shell to a cv aircraft and you will have no problem

[lime locust]

but i want to play baguette

[lucid wagon]

yo

this game SUCKS

[lime locust]

we know

[livid bridge]

You know what doesnt suck?

FEET

[lime locust]

OMG

yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

missed those pics

[plain stream]

hi

[honest silo]

Hello.

[rustic hearth]

[warm raft]

Hello Swifacid!

[rustic hearth]

hello

[warm raft]

I now have nothing to talk about

Bye

[whole meteor]

my favorite ST applicant

also isnt it like

4 am for u

[deep swan]

they haven't done ST applications this year have they?

[hybrid whale]

They have

Or im 90 percent sure

[livid bridge]

They did yes

Like a month ago

[mental sundial]

I’d blow up if swifacid was an ST

[whole meteor]

well what would you know

youre blowing up soon

[austere mango]

ST Academy applications was last month. After the current ST Academy sessions are done, Bloodminister said they would seek new ST's from those who hold the STA certificate.

[deep swan]

I know they did STA

[whole meteor]

chat how do we play rousillion

do we run it down mid like a valp?

[deep swan]

the guy in my ranked game did

[whole meteor]

the enemy rous in my game did too

[deep swan]

this is why WG will never nerf a French BB

[whole meteor]

wdym

rousillion is bad

it needs 1.9 sigma

unusable dispersion btw

[deep swan]

➡️

[whole meteor]

grr

whenever i shoot the enemy i get 5 overpens and one pen

[deep swan]

into gonext

[mental sundial]

how long until swifacid die of nda breach

[deep swan]

the French BB is getting oneshot, not shooting things

[whole meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[vague cedar]

Imagine

[deep swan]

whenever WG gives anything speed boost

[whole meteor]

our brains are rousillion

[blazing dock]

our brains are nurnberg

[livid bridge]

at some point we will get vermont line ship

but premium

with speedboost

and keeping improved accel

0 to 20 knots in 3 seconds

[honest silo]

Good night guys see you all tomorrow and have fun.

[proven gyro]

WG when they charge me £92 for the most fascinating king george v class ship:

[fervent niche]

anyone else having crashing issues while trying to load into a brawl match? it's happened twice now (and i went pink as a result of the first), basically, i que up for a brawls match and i get a fatal error message, and the game hangs, i can't even reach the message to execute a restart so i have to logoff of windows to get out of the client

i'm currently waiting for the current match i was trying to get into to finish before i try logging back in, probably gonna get slapped with another "unsupportive play" message too

[mental sundial]

no

[little abyss]

Roussilon BAD

It’s not better than Slava

[whole meteor]

so badge

i totally dont have a 68% winrate in it

[late linden]

I used to think Roussilon was Russian

[steel pier]

Tovarish Tuan

[vague cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463427839729733674/1472253146486280192/vietnam-march-victory-day.gif

[steel pier]

major kc crash today 🥀

[whole meteor]

look at this tallinn cbs ahh position

[steel pier]

~~why do i get reminded of the video i just seen, how wows playerbase situation is currently ~~

[whole meteor]

our brains are ass in

[steel pier]

my brain is where it should be

[lament birch]

omg no way i dont have to play +2

[steel pier]

but im also palying Age of Empires today, with all neccessary missions done in wows, no reason to boot it up today

[honest silo]

Night guys.

[dire ginkgo]

Anyone else having this issue rn on NA?

[craggy bobcat]

Can we bring back duo division Que for ranked?

Solo que is so boring and is insufferable

[frigid steeple]

is the boise good

i just randomly got it

[hybrid whale]

Have you used the code impact force

[frigid steeple]

yea

pretty sure anyway

[golden aurora]

same here(for now :/)

[dire ginkgo]

I reboot computer and that solved it

[hybrid whale]

Yeah in that case getting boise just means you finished that misson chain

[frigid steeple]

well is it good

[shadow rose]

its aight if you really like light cruisers

gets a superheal but is still made out of explodium

[tawdry turret]

fun car

when you dont get uptiered

[trail salmon]

Ggs

[rustic hearth]

[frigid steeple]

can u hit amunition rooms in game

[shadow rose]

yes

[rustic hearth]

yes, thats a citadel hit
in the past there were detonations

[frigid steeple]

ah i seee

[frigid steeple]

ohhhhh

ok

[austere mango]

Yup.. No recreating Hood Incident...

[rustic hearth]

[uneven void]

does anybody know whats going on?

[hearty anvil]

yea im getting the same and restarted my pc to

[late linden]

I'm playing fine on the server

[frigid steeple]

the omaha is quite good

[lethal echo]

NA server is down

[frigid steeple]

nah

[late linden]

No it's not

[frozen vector]

i cant login

[uneven void]

nvm it connected

[frigid steeple]

y do i have to spend gold coins to demount upgrades

[tawdry turret]

[tawdry turret]

you can just sell them

[frigid steeple]

when i try to sell ship it forces me to demount em

[tawdry turret]

because when you sell the ship, you also selling anything that is on the ship

including upgrades

[frigid steeple]

yea

so y i gotta demount em ?

[tawdry turret]

or sell them

either way

[frigid steeple]

how sell them

[austere mango]

If you dont demount them, they get sold automatically when you sell the ship.

[frigid steeple]

ah it was a toggle

[trail salmon]

Les goooo

[steel pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463427839729733674/1489419853906448484/animals-dance-ezgif.com-added-text_1.gif

[trail salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463427839729733674/1489431188262223892/black-cat-void-cat-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[steel pier]

kc had a crashout today

but all works again

[trail salmon]

my wifi is down

[steel pier]

how are you on dc then?

[trail salmon]

im outside of my house

using outside wifi

[steel pier]

trees with wifi access? wow, what have we achieved as modern society

[analog jackal]

Cambridge ❤️

[trail salmon]

nah like another place

[steel pier]

Tone

[steel pier]

[grave pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/gba-final-fantasy-tactics-advance-marche-final-fantasy-play-pretend-gif-18137518

[grave pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-21314869

[steel pier]

swiff is here, run

[rustic hearth]

believe it or not we have some wifi towers made to look like trees here

well technically signal towers

[grave pewter]

Trees aren't real. They're a government conspiracy to put G5 towers in your yard.

[steel pier]

believe it or not, despite being none island Aircraft Carriers, Chitose and Chiyoda arent "flat" in Kancolle.

if you dont trust me, i posted a proof on our server

[rustic hearth]

yes i saw

you posted it just as i got out the shower

[steel pier]

and, you believe the truth now?

[rustic hearth]

perhaps

[steel pier]

dont get weird thoughts again, thoose are my Fleet Carriers

[rustic hearth]

you cant stop me

[steel pier]

tell this to Yamato Kai and Musashi Kai Ni

[mental sundial]

swifacid grr i hate supertester grr

[steel pier]

~i have italian VI sub already ~

[livid shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/whale-whale-sharks-gif-26141131

[steel pier]

im just insanely fast grinder

[steel pier]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fish-ai-cat-ai-gif-gif-12752290148466324996

[meager bridge]

now I know that they nerfed the credit grinding for assyms for tier 9 and 10, and that I still want to grind credits, should I play ops, ranked, or assyms and what ship: Ohio, zuckerhof, iwami, gronigen, or massa?

[steel pier]

a shame is it

i really hoped, all Schlörffen and Valpappers players would be in Asym 4ever and out my Ops rounds

[ivory gale]

ranked if ur good ig

[livid shadow]

wallet grind is always the fastes

[ivory gale]

op if you got someone for consistent performance cause i think rewards are gutted if it's not a perfect clear?

[meager bridge]

I mean ranked massa im not great, I would rather play ranked with split

[meager bridge]

uh

[ivory gale]

asyms seem like plain bots massacre

[meager bridge]

well my teammates are giving me a 65% wr in asyms

[rustic hearth]

im not even an ST 🥀

[steel pier]

impatience is the bigger grinder, they dared to delay my beloved italian subs by another week

[mental sundial]

me neither

[rustic hearth]

[meager bridge]

if im playing ops, should I play ohio, iwami, zuckerhoff, or massa (im considering massa cause its the highest wr and performance for me)

[frigid steeple]

the Konigsberg is fucking insane

[ivory gale]

t10 are not premium

[mental sundial]

also gm swif

[ivory gale]

among premiums, t9 has best credits gain

so if you can, go with that

if it's not up your alley just play whatever t8

[rustic hearth]

gm surv

[frigid steeple]

that thing is a citadel machine

[grave pewter]

Make French BB the Meta again. lol

Jean Bart and Bourgogne everywhere

[steel pier]

give me prem Jean Bart V2, 1940, with only one 38cm Quadruple Main Gun Mount, on VIII or VII

[rustic hearth]

no give us pan asian yamato

[lament birch]

[tawdry turret]

[jolly tartan]

nice

[steel pier]

north vietnam Skory class DD as prem VII first

[obsidian oriole]

Lets see what you get

[rustic hearth]

musashi trust

[lament birch]

and i got a ship back i forgot to buy before they removed it

[frigid steeple]

what are the biggest factors in gaining xp? cuz i have 720k free xp and my gf has 6k similar stuff to ship xp

[obsidian oriole]

Ouch

[rustic hearth]

🥀

[steel pier]

Kirov, thats also nice

[rustic hearth]

oof

[steel pier]

citadels

[obsidian oriole]

That's a big disappointment

[steel pier]

no tovarish, thats communism

[tawdry turret]

[obsidian oriole]

What's the difference

[steel pier]

in communism, you get more potatoe, then in disappointments

and ofc vodka

[short wolf]

Is Devonshire bad?

[obsidian oriole]

No

What follows is bad

Surrey

[short wolf]

I see

Well then I better grind through and be done with it

[tawdry turret]

surrey is so cursed

[warm raft]

%of ship hp dealt, kills and spotting. Winning also adds 25% extra to bxp

[steel pier]

Ops car

[short wolf]

Hobart HE makes me angry btw

[drifting marlin]

winning is 50% bonus

[short wolf]

I'm grinding Hobart, Leander and Devonshire at the same time

[drifting marlin]

love leander

[meager bridge]

wait whats better in ops, Pommern, tulsa, jager or iwami?

[drifting marlin]

probably pommern or Tulsa depending on the op

[short wolf]

Pommern and Iwami will perform more consistently

[frigid steeple]

so the drastic difference in xp gain is likely those?

[short wolf]

Iwami needs a meme secondary build, Pommern might be the better option

[obsidian oriole]

Its funny because Iwami has higher hitting DPM

[meager bridge]

I feel like tulsa isnt bad just cause I perform consistent 300k in dm, and tulsa seems like dm but tier 9 with dd dispersion

[lament birch]

i love how tulsa just gets gimped reload lmao

[meager bridge]

but tulsa in ops tho

[warm raft]

Yes

[obsidian oriole]

Hmmm

Think I have every ship that has Des Moines 203s

[meager bridge]

wait tulsa got dd dispersion right?

how much does it help it by?

[trail salmon]

tulsa lighthouse

[tall geyser]

@wind harbor kiting LORD

[meager bridge]

shush

we talking tulsa in ops

[trail salmon]

FREE GARLEEE

[steel pier]

Tulsa BBQ

[trail salmon]

i forgot where tulsa was in the us

[tall geyser]

no

he was muted for being annoying

[steel pier]

no no. we bomb the cruiser with napalm, then it be BBQ and then we roast a bald eagle

[meager bridge]

ggs

[tall geyser]

wp!

[meager bridge]

@wind harbor return

[meager bridge]

summon him

[tall geyser]

this is new world of warships collab

project hail mary x wows

[jolly tartan]

lol

[tall geyser]

noooo bro trust me

[cold geyser]

cute

[meager bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

no more anime

[cold geyser]

wait

no

[meager bridge]

sadge

[cold geyser]

kirov is available in armory

[obsidian oriole]

Why your ship so dirty

[cold geyser]

@lament birch

[obsidian oriole]

Ew

Ew

Ew

[tall geyser]

This room for garbage oooh

or something

[meager bridge]

should I get tulsa or should I get moskva?

[tall geyser]

amaze 🤖 amaze 🤖 amaze 🤖

[steel pier]

Moskva

[meager bridge]

credits

[whole meteor]

moskva is just better

[meager bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[whole meteor]

moskva is like DM easy mode

[meager bridge]

grah

[meager bridge]

Credits though

[trail salmon]

i dont need armor

[whole meteor]

not worth

[meager bridge]

ok

kite and load HE, and then J*** off

[radiant olive]

btw @cold geyser
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/429016960869859341/1508319471905931435/2026-05-25_05-59-34.mp4?ex=6a15c439&is=6a1472b9&hm=9bc856abbbbcb0e20018b695f460d3554437d3e6021edbbc2ba5c03251e188d2&

collatteral damage best damage

[cold geyser]

oh no

[lament birch]

[radiant olive]

#justdive

[jolly tartan]

ikr

[trail salmon]

😭

[steel flax]

lmao 😭

It was nice playing super carrier but I guess it's goodbye

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1485491444092371006/1508534725394960474/image.png?ex=6a15e3f1&is=6a149271&hm=d404a78e90040baac8bcf9c5b5727d52ebfcadcafdd4c5dcf36f3b3470ecc8a6&

[cold geyser]

I helped :(

[lament birch]

-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

[trail salmon]

how can we land only one peed

[cold geyser]

everyone kept dying before my torpedoes reached them

i tried my hardest

[trail salmon]

@radiant olive correct me if wrong but this would mean he has to push forward more no?

[cold geyser]

ill send the replay im not a pushy

[rustic hearth]

try border hugging and end up on the enemy's flank and feast

trust

im not a sub player so dont listen to me

[cold geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457260388449128620/1508630771898781736/minimap.mp4?ex=6a163d65&is=6a14ebe5&hm=fa167d1a3943198fc770beec0bccac1811dabfd1de2fdca8e39237442399fadf&

[obsidian oriole]

There a new minimap renderer?

[rustic hearth]

thats his own iirc

[cold geyser]

this is my customized bot, set up for my clans, running rias' wrapper

so yes

if you recall correctly

bitch

how wouldnt you recall correctly

[obsidian oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-warships-turret-looking-at-each-other-reaction-gif-2055484605824373786

[cold geyser]

swif out here distancing himself from brandon :(

[rustic hearth]

ive had a rough month okay

😭

[jolly tartan]

nice gif

[cold geyser]

you can join irs discord and get access if you want

[obsidian oriole]

... IRS?

[cold geyser]

the clan

i have elected not to allow anyone else to add the app to their discords or to their servers because it's running on my personal hardware at home

[obsidian oriole]

The Internal Revenue Service has a clan

[cold geyser]

yep

???

u being real cagey rn swif

fr

[trail salmon]

yes

[meager bridge]

what about the central intellegence agency?

[radiant olive]

hmmmm?

[cold geyser]

almost definitely yes

[radiant olive]

sorry, was in a dd game

[trail salmon]

omg arden plays surface ship

fork found outside of kitchen

[radiant olive]

spork*

[meager bridge]

ork found outside of wh40k

[radiant olive]

please, i play custodes and necrons

[meager bridge]

W custodes

40k or hh?

[radiant olive]

40k

[meager bridge]

trajan yet?

[radiant olive]

what do you think

[stiff burrow]

Femboyish

[radiant olive]

currently working on contantin valdor

[meager bridge]

YES

[meager bridge]

wait isnt valdor unplayable in 40k though?

[meager bridge]

shush

[radiant olive]

for the moment

[meager bridge]

we waiting until valdor crumps abbadon

[steel pier]

shoooo

[radiant olive]

the king in yellow 😉

[obsidian oriole]

Oh. Hey Valoris

[meager bridge]

:/

[radiant olive]

currently still have a bit of a backlog of stuff to paint for my armies

[steel pier]

Sisters of Silence also cool

[obsidian oriole]

I can't get into Warhammer tbh. Too much lore

[meager bridge]

the banana boys still pretty noice

[radiant olive]

for custodes i still need to paint my ares, coronus, achillus, 3 of the forgeworld bikes, some terminators, etc...

[obsidian oriole]

The only way I could wrap my head around it was watching Emperor had a text to speech device

[meager bridge]

bruh

I just started with the combat patrol

trying to get my first batch of sisters of silence

and the codex

[lament birch]

mmm

[obsidian oriole]

And oh yeah. The figures are expensive, which is why I won't get into it much

[lament birch]

no wins with muchen today

sadge

[meager bridge]

play mainz

[lament birch]

thats all into full t9 mm

[radiant olive]

part of the collection

[meager bridge]

you have BOTH dreadnoughts and the annihilator tank bro

[obsidian oriole]

Bunch of Adeptus stuff

Weird tech bois

[radiant olive]

i have 2 achillus dreads and a telemon

[meager bridge]

why you have 6 terminators?

[radiant olive]

not the galatus

6?

[radiant olive]

there's 9 in that pic

check far left

😉

[meager bridge]

oh

[radiant olive]

and i have 3 more unpainted

[meager bridge]

wardens?

[radiant olive]

also there's a lot of stuff missing

yeah, got 5

[meager bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

just blitz the entire board with terminators

[obsidian oriole]

I just stick to the video games. The figures are really damn expensive

[radiant olive]

Ehhhhhhhh

[meager bridge]

uh

[finite quail]

hey guys

[steel pier]

Baneblade. 150 quid per one.

[finite quail]

can someone lend me

[radiant olive]

i 3D printed my ares

[meager bridge]

also how many points is that?

[radiant olive]

😉

[steel pier]

and i have 3 Baneblade

[meager bridge]

in total

[finite quail]

hold on lemme check my notes

uhhh

4500 dubs

[radiant olive]

my entire army of custodes?

[meager bridge]

ye

[radiant olive]

oh boy

ehhhh

[finite quail]

WAIT

[steel pier]

🚫

[radiant olive]

5 to 6k, rough estimate?

[finite quail]

do i hear warhammer

[steel pier]

[radiant olive]

not even close to my necrons though

[obsidian oriole]

Games Workshop rapidly approaching your location:

[meager bridge]

oh no

[radiant olive]

necrons i have 10k points or so

[meager bridge]

ok bro chill

[meager bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-monkey-gif-17161736773310556283

[finite quail]

HAIL CHAOS IRON WARRIORS ARE THE BEST IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT

YEAAAAAAAA

[radiant olive]

150 warriors, several squads of immortals, flayed ones, canopteks, a seraptek....

[obsidian oriole]

Iirc, Games Workshop really hates it when people 3D print the figures

[meager bridge]

(grabs guardian spear)

[radiant olive]

the silent king, obviously

[meager bridge]

ahemmajorkill

[finite quail]

fuck you heavy bolters yo ass

[lament birch]

[meager bridge]

(average imperator class titan goes boom boom)

[tawdry turret]

[finite quail]

mfw iron warriors shadowsword

[radiant olive]

So you know how big the box for 10th edition was yeah?

[obsidian oriole]

Don't Imperators do less boom boom, and more general direction deletion

[radiant olive]

Seraptek be big boi

[finite quail]

arden

do you have the best faction

do you have iron warriors

[meager bridge]

wait you have necrons, custodes, anything else?

[meager bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/man-shut-yo-reupload-not-cringe-no-stfu-gif-14575099387659737214

[radiant olive]

knights, who are my custodes household

[finite quail]

🖕

[radiant olive]

i sold my eldar and tyranids

[eager pumice]

I feel like there's a universal issue in WoWs right now where BBs just abandon both flanks and go to the middle of the map or even straight rush B

[finite quail]

eww

eldar

[eager pumice]

Like they just group up into one mid map suicide clump

[finite quail]

stop trying to be on topic

[eager pumice]

It's... weird
It also means playing a strong flank battleship often wins games

[radiant olive]

we talking warhammer now

[finite quail]

this is the warhammer discussion channel now

[eager pumice]

Mawds

Ban them
)))

[finite quail]

counterpoint

[meager bridge]

ggs

[radiant olive]

Here's a model i painted for a buddy's birthday

[finite quail]

man why do my models look like shit and then urs are awesome

[meager bridge]

golden banana boiz

[meager bridge]

same

[steel pier]

here, a Soros Doomhammer for you

[finite quail]

im gonna get some serious punishment for this, but some of my few models that are painted are painted with acrylic paint from walmart because my bitchass is broke

please dont put me in a penetant engine

[radiant olive]

oh, you don't get the penitent engine....

you think you're getting off that easy?

[finite quail]

*off

[radiant olive]

shush, typo

[meager bridge]

just donate me a...hang on lemme check my strategy book

[finite quail]

*typo

[meager bridge]

give me Lord Inquisitor Kyria Draxus

[finite quail]

arden

[meager bridge]

and Captain-General Trajann Valoris

[finite quail]

i had an idea for a videogame mod

instead of garten of banban

we make it garten of baneblade

and replace all the monsters with baneblade variants

[meager bridge]

ggs

[radiant olive]

You asked?

[steel pier]

its a Doomhammer, i mistook it for a moment

[steel pier]

for what exactly?

[radiant olive]

@meager bridge

[meager bridge]

ggs

[finite quail]

thats not draxxus

[radiant olive]

oh, right

[finite quail]

thats

[radiant olive]

it's been a while

[meager bridge]

shielding my guards from bombardment from any tau

[finite quail]

greyfax?

[radiant olive]

ehhhh

yeah

my b

[finite quail]

ill pull up draxxus

[viral fjord]

some tactic fr

[radiant olive]

it was hilarious when you could still attach her to a squad of saggitarum custodes

[finite quail]

here u go

[meager bridge]

stop copy pasting

[finite quail]

my friend plays 40k

[radiant olive]

that squad would murder psykers like there was no tomorrow

[meager bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/flamethrower-gif-20207608

[steel pier]

i mean, for what you need an Inquisitor? its not, that i equipped my Soros Ordo Militaris with forbidden tech

[viral fjord]

it do be like that sometimes

[finite quail]

and he figured out that, with a large enough army, you could get a broodbrothers baneblade

[viral fjord]

bro going on a picnic wtf

[mental palm]

Whats the diff between amagi and the w40k clones

[meager bridge]

Seriously, Im getting codex later, draxxus gives long range immunity no?

[radiant olive]

i once used my saggs together with greyfax to just one-shot magnus

[finite quail]

40k clones are amagi but better

[mental palm]

How so, other than premium economy

[viral fjord]

most illegal shit ever experienced in my life @vague cedar

[finite quail]

fuck you (emperor's might intensifies)

[meager bridge]

you what

[steel pier]

what is Draxxus even? im only a beginner in lore. the only thing ik full well now, is the story of Triumph of Mars and how it fought an Ork Gargant, before going kapoof

[viral fjord]

yep

[finite quail]

im sorry

[viral fjord]

[finite quail]

WHAT

you know what this calls for

[viral fjord]

cooked

[finite quail]

[mental palm]

A valepepe???

[meager bridge]

you ***************

[rustic hearth]

oh hey welcome back

[steel pier]

this is what all Valpappers should do, explode

[distant pebble]

When you're tying to get citadels but your DDs refuse to spot anything useful

[meager bridge]

mfw I want to watch the entire series of siege of helsreach

[viral fjord]

just got some things needed to take care of

[radiant olive]

Saggitarum custodes have this:

Disintegration Beams: Once per battle, at the start of your Shooting phase, this unit can use this ability. If it does, until the end of the phase, ranged weapons equipped by models in this unit have the [DEVASTATING WOUNDS] ability.

Greyfax has the following:

Psyoculum: While this model is leading a unit, ranged weapons equipped by models in that unit have the [ANTI-PSYKER 4+] ability.

put them together

and whooooo boy

[meager bridge]

dude why did your opponent even challenge you

[radiant olive]

because that adrastus bolt caliver is sorta spicy

[steel pier]

i made up a custom Sisters Squad with a heavy bolter MG, 2 sisters on one MG. litterally a tank mounted MG. hilarious

[vague cedar]

OMG You're back-!

[viral fjord]

also wtf is todays brawls

[meager bridge]

bruh

[vague cedar]

[viral fjord]

i was confused why my zieten able to shoot 15kms on secondaries

[radiant olive]

he didn't know better

[steel pier]

i made a custom Hospitalis. with all green armor