game-discussion

[lucid wagon]

16km range delny

[eager pumice]

Literally rush right in and perceive every cruiser to be 8 citadel ribbons

[grim portal]

for someone that allegedly doesnt like valp you sure dont shut up about playing it

[mental sundial]

i don’t have valp

[grim portal]

tbh it just looks like your average doctor who episode

[lucid wagon]

i mean you are LITERALLY griefing if you do not take Valparaiso into T9 ranked in like 90% of situations

[light harbor]

I wonder why

[eager pumice]

Yes because it's stupid and achieves stupid things

I want it to be nerfed

[mental sundial]

im a free thinker

[lucid wagon]

i certainly love the Valparaiso vomit of T9

[muted eagle]

Cant defeat them join them?

[eager pumice]

But I feel there's nothing wrong with bringing up that "this was the ship that easily walked that mission for me"

[light harbor]

I got the battleship mission done in Illinois in asym

[eager pumice]

And it is getting nerfed so I'll reevaluate it once it is I guess

[lucid wagon]

free thinkers when they need to win brawlds & ranked;

[light harbor]

Turns out a battleship with DM AP is really good at getting multiple citadels

[muted eagle]

Its spelled free drinker.

[grim portal]

i just hate playing against bots

[mental sundial]

I don’t drink

[grim portal]

its so boring

[lucid wagon]

PvE mains

[mental sundial]

Alcohol and drugs are bad

[light harbor]

I did get 9 cits in one game in Rhode Island in randoms

[grim portal]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-god-brainrot-gif-13730395694263664858

[light harbor]

Your mileage may vary though

[eager pumice]

Asyms saves me for certain tasks because I'm busy with work and sometimes play only an hour a day

I do want to PVP but sometimes you just want stuff done fast or a no stress environment

[lament birch]

I do like maybe 2 asyms a day to a passively grind and forget lines i dont care about

[mental sundial]

i play 2 wows games every 3 days

[muted eagle]

Purity is your destiny, no touch of women its bad too.

[eager pumice]

See I have no other games but WoWs

Maybe I should just buy Forza Horizon

[eternal geyser]

.clan rsr

oops

[eager pumice]

I want to be racist ( 🏎️ 🏁 )

[lament birch]

Ya know i like how FH6 manged to remove just about every JP bodykit lmfao

[muted eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-racer-go-time-race-gif-12905629

[lament birch]

actually BKs in general

[severe plank]

I can't play more than 5 wows matches otherwise I'd get bored

[eager pumice]

You know DD racing in WoWs would actually be a viable thing

[severe plank]

if you'd ban french dds then sure

[eager pumice]

Like consider
WoWs ships lose speed when turning and you'd need to manage your engine boost around a given course

[eager pumice]

It would probably have to be a spec series

But there would absolutely be skill involved

Formula Kleber idk

[muted eagle]

Thank god you are not a loud racer.

[severe plank]

wows but mario kart

[lament birch]

we had a community kleber tourney race at one point or whatever

[severe plank]

you pick up a blue shell and it's a pre rocket nerf cv strike on whoever's at the front

[eager pumice]

The only thing is it would need an overtake mechanism

[elfin vapor]

board games with family is more fun

[severe plank]

that too ig

but I mostly play arcade air combat games now

ace combat 6 my beloved

[eager pumice]

COLORADO RACING LEAGUE

[drifting marlin]

Baz maybe?

as of current

[lucid wagon]

yo how about we race but in South Carolina

[eager pumice]

Chengan GP

[muted eagle]

Waterboarding at beach is fun too.

[scenic sable]

any idea as to when the next update is coming out? I thought it would be soon but it looks like im wrong 😭

[lucid wagon]

3 days

[scenic sable]

ok then

[tiny radish]

either baz or you

[drifting marlin]

I would say Baz is better than me

[full pine]

ive been stuck on a loading screen for like 3 minutes now

[tiny radish]

typical asian modesty

[eager pumice]

Wait so what you'd need is some way to demarcate a racing course in WoWs (this could be like... making a map border style track barrier around a map) and a time gate (e.g. have 3 sectors that will give you the game tick a player crossed a certain point in the track)

Then you let 12 Klebers run a qualifying (and form a grid) F1 style

Then have them race a full 15 minute GP or something with free speed boost usage

[full pine]

hey zui can you make the server hamster finish running around his wheel

thanks

[drifting marlin]

I am not the one who feeds him

[strange mulch]

fired

[full pine]

did snarf leave the food in turkey

[drifting marlin]

is there something widespread going on

[full pine]

i have no clue ive been stuck on the prebattle load screen for like

5 minutes

[lucid wagon]

might just be your network being ass

[full pine]

nope

everything else runs perfectly

[light harbor]

Restart WoWS maybe

[full pine]

ive had it happen before

also hi patchwork

[grim portal]

lmfao

[full pine]

jager spotted

[grim portal]

yea

[unique hemlock]

Is that thing worth picking up and playing?

[lament birch]

.....its just troll

[eager pumice]

It's the dumbest of torpedo boats

Everything to the extreme

[full pine]

zh-1 is kinda just

better imo

[eager pumice]

I'm curious as to how you evaluate ZH-1 VS Jager

[tawdry turret]

ZH-1 was not on the table

[eager pumice]

Like unironically they're so far apart

[tawdry turret]

Jager is just full torp and nothing else

[full pine]

imo theyre kinda similar

zh-1 trades

[tawdry turret]

u get spotted = u die

[tawdry turret]

wat

[eager pumice]

go on, I'll hear you out

[full pine]

some torps for airstrikes shortburst hydro

[tawdry turret]

[full pine]

ok i can actually type

i ate a mine thanks to you guys

i hope youre happy

[tawdry turret]

no Inter I can't

i don't understand

[eager pumice]

Do ZH-1 torps really compare to Jager

Does it spam them out...?

[full pine]

yes

[grim portal]

bruh

[lament birch]

zh1 has like a 95s base reload

[gentle olive]

allo

[tawdry turret]

icecreams_ alt

[full pine]

key word base

[unique hemlock]

I was 1 secondary hit off from finishing a mission

[grim portal]

yummers

[full pine]

imo

[tawdry turret]

is it quick?

[full pine]

zh-1 trades some torping power compared to jager and a bit of stealth

[tawdry turret]

fast?

[full pine]

and its heal that is

[full pine]

yes

[tawdry turret]

70 to 95?

[grim portal]

this is jagers fully built and she has 12

[woven marsh]

I have 15

[full pine]

i present to you

[full pine]

oh i thought you meant the boat itself

[tawdry turret]

and for my next magic trick

i compare Tashkent to Jager

[full pine]

alright so i just got completely vetoed after ive played both of them

i see

you win ill sell my zh-1 and leave now lol

[grim portal]

i mean we're talking about pure torp power

sure it gets an airstrike but thats not really relevant

[full pine]

jager outtorps zh-1

zh-1 has a 65 bomb per drop airstrike

i like that trade

[stiff burrow]

your mom outtorps swiftacid

[rustic hearth]

Luftwaffe came in clutch

[full pine]

hi swif

[rustic hearth]

:>

[cunning lichen]

ZH-1 looks like absolute dog crap

[rustic hearth]

hi

[grim portal]

i want bft so bad but theres not enough points

[stiff burrow]

hi Taylor swift furry

[cunning lichen]

Sacrificing literally everything for 1 singular airstrike

[rustic hearth]

my inner german that i didnt even knew existed has awoken

[lucid wagon]

it is lmao

[stiff burrow]

bratwurst and errrr

[full pine]

meh

[stiff burrow]

sauerkraut

[unique hemlock]

I'm too broke for ZH-1 anyway

[rustic hearth]

💢

[stiff burrow]

how are you

[rustic hearth]

4k dubs for a t9 is still great

[unique hemlock]

ah good day

[stiff burrow]

holy shit I just farted

[rustic hearth]

could be better honestly

[full pine]

i should play her more

[tawdry turret]

[stiff burrow]

Hope tommorow goes better

[stiff burrow]

Don’t sniff it you pervert

[rustic hearth]

good day to you too good sir

[stiff burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1442173113256116425/1470569034901754079/attachment.gif

[rustic hearth]

hope so too honestly..

[tawdry turret]

[full pine]

aw man

[unique hemlock]

I had nightmare games on Cheshire and I Allende today lol.

Cheshire detonates after a wrong turn in front of a Shikishima and I get an E badge on a stock Allende in the first game I ran her.

Double CVs alone was a nightmare.

[light harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160555373128843336/1451877589403697225/2025-12-2017-48-24-ezgif.com-optimize_1.gif

[full pine]

ok it let me into the game this time

wonderhoy

[stiff burrow]

freaky Vietnamese soldier

[tawdry turret]

Play ASSIA and you get double CVs every game

[full pine]

the second i load in i have 2200 ping

im sensing a theme

theyre just scared of letting me play k-1

[stiff burrow]

internet jssue

[unique hemlock]

[stiff burrow]

skil tissue

[full pine]

trust trust

[stiff burrow]

NA is for real men

hurrah

[rustic hearth]

real men play lousiana

trust

[stiff burrow]

Keksarge you meant

[rustic hearth]

-# this message was brought to you by the louisiana gang

[tawdry turret]

that's the no keyboard players

[pliant relic]

what do femboys play

[stiff burrow]

Hildebrand

[rustic hearth]

willem de eerste

[full pine]

subs

wait swif what do you play

[rustic hearth]

uh

honestly

idk

[pliant relic]

is that dutch

[rustic hearth]

i still havent picked a ship i want to main

[stiff burrow]

there was an admin playing that earlier

[full pine]

dutch steel bb

[pliant relic]

oo
with airstrikes?

[tawdry turret]

yes

[rustic hearth]

17.6 second wait time

[tawdry turret]

The beeg wan

[stiff burrow]

@magic arrow is this true?

[pliant relic]

ree

[rustic hearth]

o.o

[stiff burrow]

Femboys play William de eerst?

[rustic hearth]

i mean im getting a willem

[tawdry turret]

I should buy WdE now

[rustic hearth]

:>

[magic arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-gif-15323150284858550332

[tawdry turret]

[stiff burrow]

Yes hi

[pliant relic]

do women play cvs or somthin

[rustic hearth]

||The game||

[tawdry turret]

gotta ask rudolf

[pliant relic]

submarine ping

[pliant relic]

hmpf

[stiff burrow]

swift is a cv main btw

🥀

[tawdry turret]

wat

[rustic hearth]

eh

i moved on

im now a rhode island enjoyer

ignore me being bad at the game

[stiff burrow]

What is Rhodes gimmick?

[tawdry turret]

radar

[pliant relic]

idk i was made to play radar cruiser

[rustic hearth]

40 second heal, radar, HE spam

and engine boost

[stiff burrow]

How unique

[rustic hearth]

basically a BC

its a georgia hull

[full pine]

swif do u ever play cvs anymore

😔

[rustic hearth]

not until i fix my skill issue

[full pine]

good death to all cvs

[rustic hearth]

im taking it slow by going back to low tiers to freshen up my skills

[full pine]

im kinda ass at most classes

[rustic hearth]

to get good at the game i must take my time

[rustic hearth]

vro you're 6 times better than me🥀

[full pine]

nah not at all

[rustic hearth]

my recents has all been orange

[full pine]

na just easy trust trust

[rustic hearth]

sob

[stiff burrow]

My steel coupon is coming up in 4 days, @rustic hearth is FDR a good CV for me to get? I forgor

[tawdry turret]

according to ZH-1 earlier u r not

[full pine]

nah

shino is just

objectively better

[full pine]

idk

[rustic hearth]

its only good for farming bbs

[full pine]

😓

[rustic hearth]

thats it

[pliant relic]

got nerfed didn’t it

[rustic hearth]

it got nerfed to hell

20 second cooldown

i wouldnt reccomend FDR to those who dont have shinano

[stiff burrow]

What planes does it have?

[rustic hearth]

why i like fdr is because asia is infested with bbs

[full pine]

ap skip bombers

nuff said

[grim portal]

should i put halsey on dm or vermungus

[rustic hearth]

ap skip bombers, torp bombers that can pretty much punish anything

[stiff burrow]

Hmm

What is Halsey good for even? I just put him on my Salem and call it a day

[cunning lichen]

This changes absolutely nothing about the ship when you only have 14 battles.

[full pine]

hes good on cruisers iirc

[severe plank]

halsey is an old unique captain so he's kinda mid

like yamamoto

[cunning lichen]

Like

[full pine]

100 battles incoming

[cunning lichen]

Getting outgunned

By a damn

T5 boat

[rustic hearth]

Its meh

[cunning lichen]

In a T9

Is diabolical

[cunning lichen]

And even if you did do 100 battles, that still would not change the ship being bad lol

[stiff burrow]

What ship

[cunning lichen]

ZH-1

[severe plank]

zh-1

[stiff burrow]

oh

it’s that bad?

[severe plank]

is this a certified marlborough moment

[cunning lichen]

80k HE DPM in a T9

What do you think

[full pine]

this implies im good bc i have good stats

[stiff burrow]

I don’t speak wows-femboy-nerd

translate into dumb-Pedro-speak

[full pine]

you lose a gunfight to a tier 5

[stiff burrow]

that’s not good

[severe plank]

dogshit dpm at t9

[cunning lichen]

You're getting outgunned by T6s and a T5

[full pine]

you dont say

[stiff burrow]

so uh

why

lmao

[severe plank]

outgunned by russian dd i think

[cunning lichen]

Your HP is 14k btw

[stiff burrow]

why make a bad dockyard ship

[fringe crow]

The damage per minute with HE shells is complete crap for the tier

[tawdry turret]

we're talking about the ship

[full pine]

ik im joking dw

the ship is

idk i find her fun

[cunning lichen]

For multiple tiers below you

[stiff burrow]

what is their actual incentive to making a dogshit dockyard ship

[severe plank]

filler content ig

[fringe crow]

She pays for the singular airstrike with crap gunpower and meh torpedoes

[cunning lichen]

Also

Btw

[severe plank]

there's like only two good dockyard ships

wisco and lushunny

[full pine]

i wish i had lushussy

[cunning lichen]

Just to rub salt in the wound, it's German. So it can't even slot Conrad for an extra airstrike

[stiff burrow]

don’t speak of Wisconsin I’ll cry

[fringe crow]

It's a shame that they took a historical ship with a unique construction and service history then made it complete garbage

[light harbor]

Laffey as well

[full pine]

just give it like 3 airstrikes and call it a day

trust trust

[cunning lichen]

Not being able to slot Conrad is the worst cherry on top

[full pine]

oh and utrecht cooldown

[severe plank]

laffey is kinda eh but the superheal is alright

[fringe crow]

Just remove the airstrike and give her some actual dpm

[severe plank]

I hardly ever use the burst fire

[lament birch]

welp go pay for ZF-6 and take out your kidney while your at it

[cunning lichen]

What would be the point of playing this thing over something like Tromp

Tromp literally is what you are describing unironically

[full pine]

ask weegee not me 😭

[stiff burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-not-possible-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-seven-bucks-that-cant-be-gif-25538420

[grim portal]

can you even get enough bomb hits consistently to take advantage of helfrich

[full pine]

yeah

[severe plank]

with zh-1? don't think so because only one flight

[fringe crow]

Tromp's probably the easiest ship to do that with

[grim portal]

i meant in theory if zh1 could

[full pine]

65 bombs in a drop

[stiff burrow]

What is best airstrike ship

[full pine]

gouden

probably

[cunning lichen]

Gouden Glowup

Golden Lion

[stiff burrow]

I see

[severe plank]

man if only tromp's bombs can pen 32mm

please make it happen I beg

32mm tromp bombs please

[cunning lichen]

There is no need for that

Just aim the bombs on superstructure.

[light harbor]

Even from just an airstrike perspective, I'd rather play Utrecht than GL

[severe plank]

nuking british cls isn't enough I want to nuke all BBs with tromp airstrike

[cunning lichen]

Tromp is already incredibly strong and annoying

[stiff burrow]

Why?

[severe plank]

utrecht's airstrikes charge faster

[light harbor]

Utrecht airstrikes load a lot faster and can punish DCP easier

[severe plank]

gouden takes ages to charge

and all that charging time

[woven marsh]

BBs don't have 32mm plating they have like 50mm these days

[light harbor]

Also Utrecht bombs drop faster as well

[woven marsh]

Come on Son

[severe plank]

just to miss

lmao

[stiff burrow]

I don’t know shite about Dutch gimmicky ships so ty guys

[cunning lichen]

Doesnt matter

[ember ruin]

dutch gimmick = call of duty airstrike

[cunning lichen]

UU Gouden is THE Airstrike ship

Just aim the properly

[light harbor]

...not anymore she isn't

[woven marsh]

Gouden is great still

[cunning lichen]

It still is

[severe plank]

gouden is alright ig

[woven marsh]

15km of don't be an easy target

[full pine]

surely

[ember ruin]

the problem with the GL airstrike is the fact that after all that charge time, even when you get the thing on target, the bombs seem to be allergic to actually hitting whatever's in the reticle

[full pine]

ah yes

[stiff burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/now-youre-speaking-my-language-nik-nocturnal-i-can-understand-you-now-now-were-talking-you-already-know-my-language-gif-19507527

[hearty solstice]

guess what happens next

[ember ruin]

white bar

[cunning lichen]

They just shifted the reload on UU Gouden to it having more range and doing more damage

Which

[severe plank]

I have more luck hitting bow in ships with dutch airstrike than those showing broadside

[cunning lichen]

In all honesty

[stiff burrow]

Question

[cunning lichen]

The range buff is a lot better than a reload buff

[hearty solstice]

My team decided to die

[stiff burrow]

Do hybrids beat out Dutch airstrikes?

[severe plank]

no lol

[stiff burrow]

Explain

I am hybrid man

[ember ruin]

Hildebrand probably does

[light harbor]

Hm

[mental sundial]

Hildebussy

[light harbor]

Not sure I agree with that

[woven marsh]

If it was just a range buff it'd be worse

[mental sundial]

you’re forced to agree with me

[severe plank]

where's that gif where gouden nukes a hilder player

[woven marsh]

But it's a range and damage buff

[stiff burrow]

My goat ship

[severe plank]

I have it here somewhere

[mental sundial]

ok there’s way to many KITER members here for me now

im leaving

[stiff burrow]

🌹

[cunning lichen]

The range buff allows you to farm more targets within your area or farm from a safer distance and you're doing more damage per strike than old UU.

[light harbor]

Utrecht already has 14km airstrike range

[woven marsh]

And Gouden has 15km

[light harbor]

At least before, leg GL had a niche

[woven marsh]

So it has more

[light harbor]

No

[cunning lichen]

UU Gouden has 15km

[light harbor]

This is leg GL

[cunning lichen]

[stiff burrow]

Why do Dutch ships have the bomby gimmick anyways

[cunning lichen]

Still

That is a lot of range

[woven marsh]

Ah

That's still 14km

[ember ruin]

because good torpedoes were already taken as a second armament

[woven marsh]

And it gets a damage buff

[severe plank]

to make dutch ships unique ig

[mental sundial]

and ZH-1

[woven marsh]

So yeah

[stiff burrow]

❌

[severe plank]

also island camper extreme

imagine island camping as a dm and you're within gouden airstrike range

trolled lmao

[stiff burrow]

ZH-1 is basically Dutch is it not?

[light harbor]

At least before, leg GL had the niche to spam airstrikes

You can still kind of do it if you wait 3 minutes I guess

[woven marsh]

GL is still goated at airstrikes

It's just harder for shitters and better for people with hands

[light harbor]

But even just as a pure airstrike bote, I'd rather be playing Utrecht

Legmod or no

[eternal geyser]

hi

[light harbor]

Hello

[severe plank]

gouden guns are also decent ig

[eternal geyser]

play?

[ember ruin]

Tromp > Utrecht line > Goulden Leeuw line

[fringe crow]

Because WG only has one idea for Dutch ships

[light harbor]

Sure, why not

[severe plank]

it's got bc disp i think?

idk I might be gettting trolled

[eternal geyser]

also

[ember ruin]

GL's guns have great caliber and terrible everything else

[eternal geyser]

my cb stats for this season

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[eternal geyser]

wait wrtong picture

[woven marsh]

Great reload

15s

[light harbor]

Congrats on a 100% winrate season

[stiff burrow]

Ok I have a very dumb question for you people

[light harbor]

Oh

Well I retract my congratulations

[eternal geyser]

lo

l

[stiff burrow]

Compared to other ships and gimmicks and meta this and that, what do Soviet ships have (TT or premium)

I have Moskva and that’s about it

[fringe crow]

Good armor while bow in

[severe plank]

I just wish large cruisers burnt for 45 seconds instead of the whole 60

[fringe crow]

High velocity high pen AP

[ember ruin]

12km radar, insanely good bow armor, and funny shell calibers

[severe plank]

well, soviet ships usually have cracked ballistics

[fringe crow]

12 km short duration radar

[stiff burrow]

explain funy calibers

[woven marsh]

Depends on the large cruiser

[limber sky]

what is a good main gun brawling bb

[fringe crow]

Above average speed but below average agility

[ember ruin]

180mm and 220mm rather than the usual 152mm and 203mm

[woven marsh]

Preussen

[light harbor]

Ohio

[ember ruin]

this means, compared to their peers, they have better alpha damage

[severe plank]

they also have insane pen

you can expect 220s to citadel some BBs

[stiff burrow]

are Soviet cruisers broadly good

or

[light harbor]

Yes

[woven marsh]

Yes

[severe plank]

yes they're cracked

[stiff burrow]

TT too?

[ember ruin]

Soviet Bias is real

[fringe crow]

Napoli is on the lower end of the scale and gets regular cruiser fires (she'd still be decent if she burned for 60 seconds)

[woven marsh]

Yes

[light harbor]

Petro is still the best cruiser in the game

[severe plank]

petro is probably like the most solid cruiser out there

[woven marsh]

Nevsky is just a bit boring

[woven marsh]

I wish

[stiff burrow]

Ok but destroyers I don’t hear anyone talking about?

[woven marsh]

Delny is kinda ass

[severe plank]

because the delny/khaba line is ass

[ember ruin]

Petro is so good it's usually banned from CBs

[woven marsh]

Groz is good

[severe plank]

but groz is nice

[stiff burrow]

how many Soviet carriers are there

[severe plank]

5

[stiff burrow]

are they worth mentioning

[severe plank]

6 if you include chkalov b

[fringe crow]

There's the Nakhimov line then there's Chkalov

[woven marsh]

Isn't that 4?

[severe plank]

not really, they're damage farmers but they get sniped really easily

[woven marsh]

Oh the tier 4 shitter

[stiff burrow]

aren’t they all fictional

[woven marsh]

Yeah probably

[stiff burrow]

soviets had carriers?

[ember ruin]

I think the tier IV was real

[stiff burrow]

Is K-1 real

the new sub

[fringe crow]

T4-8 of the line and Chkalov were planned, the TT T10 is a fictional conversion

[stiff burrow]

do you have an answer to broadly how fictional it was?

[severe plank]

what hull is pobeda again

[stiff burrow]

Like Hildebrand levels

etc

[ember ruin]

design on paper, never committed to real steel

[severe plank]

real steel?

[fringe crow]

Khronshtadt

[ember ruin]

the Soviet Navy was just the Pipe Dream Factory™

[stiff burrow]

real production

[severe plank]

https://tenor.com/view/atom-real-steel-movie-robot-fight-gif-13618149

[woven marsh]

They're probably as fake as Montana

[stiff burrow]

Montana isn’t fake in my heart

Wait actually

Maine is a totally-WOWS vodka creation yes?

I am going to purchase Maine soon because of the new perm camo for it

[woven marsh]

It's very fake in logic

[fringe crow]

Komsomolets was a planned conversion of an existing freighter, Serov was a planned Chapayev-class conversion (basically Soviet Independence), Pobeda was a planned conversion of an incomplete Khronshtadt-class, Nakhimov is a WG hypothetical conversion of a Soyuz, Chkalov is a design for a ground up fleet carrier

[ember ruin]

the closest we got to having Montanas was having them reordered as Iowas or something like that

[stiff burrow]

what about the panes

planes

[woven marsh]

Planes were real

[stiff burrow]

I’m assuming they are real

yes

[woven marsh]

Can someone list me off the planes again

Just to check

[fringe crow]

Some components were built in anticipation of construction and they were ordered from Navy Yards but they never progressed as far as keel laying

[stiff burrow]

howth or Athena, off the top of your heads do you roughly know the differences Maine had?

there was a naval history answer but I can’t find it in history

[ember ruin]

somebody should've dropped a single plate of steel in a shipyard and scrawled Montana on it in white chalk so we could say that the keel laying began

[fringe crow]

Maine is a bunch of elements that existed or were drawn up thrown on a large fictional hull

[ember ruin]

I think Maine is just "what if Montana but inflation fetish"

[woven marsh]

Because they didn't I can mention it every time and say how Stalin and Soyuz are a million times more real

😂

[stiff burrow]

what does that mean in this context howth

[ember ruin]

*blows you up big and round*

[stiff burrow]

🥀

I don’t need your inflation fetish

😭

[ember ruin]

1 million x 0 = 0

[stiff burrow]

did Maine have any upguns

[woven marsh]

They were laid down

So at least 1

[fringe crow]

Maine didn't exist

[ember ruin]

laid to rest, more like

[stiff burrow]

You know what I mean

[woven marsh]

And 1 x 1mill is 1mill

[stiff burrow]

smh

[woven marsh]

Bro is jelly the Soviets made ships for wows

😭

[severe plank]

where's that pic of soyuz's hull

[fringe crow]

The US did have designs for triple 457 mm turrets if that's what you're asking

[severe plank]

I know there was an aerial pic of soyuz's hull

[woven marsh]

Yeah

I know the one you're talking about

[severe plank]

yeah that one

[woven marsh]

What a chonker

[stiff burrow]

I mean more-so in the fictional wows universe, does Maine have like more AA guns or secondaries than Montana?

[severe plank]

way more real than monty lol

[woven marsh]

Lol

Montana? No never heard of her

I don't play fake ships like that

[severe plank]

based

[woven marsh]

I only play real ships like Soyuz and Stalingrad

[stiff burrow]

sybau

[fringe crow]

On a hull a decent bit larger than Montana? It would probably be a waste not to

[stiff burrow]

❌ ❌

[stiff burrow]

so what is its difference ingame

im confused

[fringe crow]

Maine is just bigger and more

[woven marsh]

Real steel Stalingrad enjoyer 🐺 ✅ 🔥

[fringe crow]

Even more real

[stiff burrow]

my feet are so fucking cold

shit

Why do my feet freeze at night

[woven marsh]

What is that

Looks AI

[stiff burrow]

water too clean /s

[woven marsh]

A picture from back then wouldn't be in colour

[ember ruin]

*looks at soviet navy*

• Makarov (Nurnberg)
• Murmansk (Milwaukee)
• Tashkent (Italy built it)
• Likhoy (Regele Ferdinand)
  

[woven marsh]

real steel soviet ships are the best 🔥

Chapayev

Stalingrad

Soyuz

My goats

[stiff burrow]

ok last question for the night

[severe plank]

sverdlovs are cool

[plush oxide]

you cant really blame them

[stiff burrow]

ignoring like economic shit

[plush oxide]

ussr was almost strictly a land power

[stiff burrow]

are superships significantly more op

[woven marsh]

Yeah

Yeah

Well some

[plush oxide]

they had no good ports except on the black sea

[woven marsh]

Depends tbh

[ember ruin]

yes, but this is counterbalanced by the fact that most supership players are fucking stupid

[severe plank]

truke

[stiff burrow]

Why

[lucid wagon]

meeting the once-in-a-lifetime good supership player is genuinely impossible to beat tho

[ember ruin]

me make ship go boom boom

me use big super ship to charge enemy

oh no me dead

[severe plank]

another downside

[stiff burrow]

if I use a supership in pve does everyone hate me

yes I know it’s costly

[severe plank]

superslops have monstrous repair cost

[plush oxide]

not at all

[ember ruin]

if you die, yes

[lucid wagon]

its like half a million

[plush oxide]

no one gets hurt in pve

[lucid wagon]

pretty cheap

[plush oxide]

except the bots

[severe plank]

ok uh

[plush oxide]

but then again

[plush oxide]

you will never recover financially

if you only play pve

[stiff burrow]

I don’t plan on dying in my mega super ship

[plush oxide]

with superships

[stiff burrow]

yeah

[jolly shard]

Supersinks?

[tiny radish]

nobody does.

[stiff burrow]

once in a. Blue moon sorta deal

[severe plank]

in ops? one supership is alright, two is pushing it, three is just unwinnable

[woven marsh]

They didn't have a need for it and they still made real steel schlongs like Soyuz or Stalin

[lucid wagon]

bro a well played Maine is so fucking scary

[ember ruin]

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

[plush oxide]

they didnt make soyuz though

[woven marsh]

Laid down

So sigma

[plush oxide]

she was being constructed and then the invasion started

[stiff burrow]

stop it philosophy makes my brain hurt

[woven marsh]

Yes it was made

[plush oxide]

i'm convinced it would've failed regardless

[woven marsh]

But they chose to stop

Because then it would be too powerful

[ember ruin]

we're dialectical materialists, comrade

[muted eagle]

Is it espionage or made by ussr themselves?

[severe plank]

the soviets stopped because they realized all BBs are cringe

[stiff burrow]

this is now my time to go to sleep

[woven marsh]

And would mogg everything else in existence

[stiff burrow]

finals tommorow

gonna bomb

[severe plank]

truly based for that

[stiff burrow]

😼 ❤️

good day to you lads

[jolly shard]

Nah cvs and sub mogs everything

Then missiles

[plush oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1087541036609458197/1149164976372711534/caption.gif

[lucid wagon]

Bismarck vs Iowa guys (bismarck totally stands a chance)

[severe plank]

bismarck vs marseille

[woven marsh]

Soviet Truth Nuke

[ember ruin]

why mog when you can unimog https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unimog

[woven marsh]

🔥

[severe plank]

who would win (not the bismarck)

[plush oxide]

I'm not at all convinced the sovietsky soyuz was this super battleship that would've made everyone fear them when it was created

soviets arent known for their shipbuilding

[muted eagle]

Ah not exactly, too much shortages and trouble learning how to buildt a BB then the war started, they scrapoed anything in favor of more urgent projects.

[light harbor]

Man is not in a Minotaur

[fringe crow]

No they stopped because Khruschev was a spoilsport

[woven marsh]

OH MY GOD

[severe plank]

imposter

[tawdry turret]

what is man doing

[severe plank]

no way gp_1 doesn't play minotaur

[lucid wagon]

GP__1 not playing Minotaur

shocking

[woven marsh]

🥀

[cunning lichen]

this also proves that I have more of say when calling Thor bad because I have over 150 battles in the thing

[ember ruin]

it would've sunken on the slipway from being weighed down by Stalin's ironclad hopes and dreams

[fringe crow]

Not in Minotaur? What is this heresy?

[dry gulch]

Can someone tell me why Hawaii can have almost 75k HP on top of being broken DPM

[lucid wagon]

because we needed to give people who cant play CLs another way to get the DPM of CLs

[eternal geyser]

guys

[full pine]

bro that was over half an hour ago im tryna go to bed

[eternal geyser]

im platying with gp1

[ember ruin]

because it's funny

[lucid wagon]

whilst also being very easy to play

[plush oxide]

me looking at the dozens of kurfurst only players who say it's a good ship:

[fringe crow]

Because it's the year of the cruiser

[lucid wagon]

Sete de Setembro around the corner bro

+3 buffs just for saying or suggesting year of the cruiser can even exist as a concept

[dry gulch]

Has valp been nerfed enough that we can start whining about Hawaii now

[cunning lichen]

I have a lot of battles on Thor, therefore I call it crap

[lucid wagon]

can we get some last second Aki-esque buffs to Sete

[lucid wagon]

bro i have 408 battles in Hector; its the best CL in the game

[ember ruin]

a funny button that gains 25% charge whenever someone in this Discord server says "year of the croozer"

[lucid wagon]

(Id rather play Sejong)

[plush oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-gossip-girl-gossiping-gossip-fluffy-cat-gif-16574850200818093144

[woven marsh]

Cruisers are allowed to be broken until BBs are balanced

So BBs will be broken for a while

And then cruisers will be broken for even longer

[dry gulch]

But the problem is the good cruisers are steel ships

[woven marsh]

Venezia

[cunning lichen]

yes but i have the highest WR on NA with Thor

[woven marsh]

Gouden

Petro

Moskva

Napoli

[lucid wagon]

that is just blatantly falce

[woven marsh]

DM

[lucid wagon]

uhm

[woven marsh]

False

[ember ruin]

Cleveland

[lucid wagon]

i have a 57.2% winrate on Hector

[woven marsh]

It's false*

[fringe crow]

Hawaii is extreme and not the best balanced but there are far worse offenders out there and the majority of them are BBs

[woven marsh]

I*

[lucid wagon]

bro can you shut the fuck up

[woven marsh]

Bro*, up.

[lucid wagon]

...

[woven marsh]

I'm just here spreading love and knowledge with my gaming community

[lucid wagon]

i hate your knowledge

[severe plank]

war

[woven marsh]

Yeah

So true

[dry gulch]

Would you rather have Hawaii/Bremen or the ships you listed

[severe plank]

yeah because everyone ignores valpa

truly

[jolly shard]

Except Valp

[woven marsh]

Hindenburg is also a Bremen side-grade

[jolly shard]

So op ah ship

[severe plank]

hawaiius is pretty silly

[woven marsh]

I'd rather have VEnezia tho

[plush oxide]

I honestly think it's because of concealment and manoeuvrability

[woven marsh]

So I can just slap everything for 15k

[severe plank]

I keep seeing klebers trying to fight a full health hawaii at like 8km

big brainge

[plush oxide]

that's actually not that difficult if he has speed boast up

and if he's around 10 km

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[plush oxide]

hawaii has subpar shell arcs

even without the f key

[woven marsh]

And the Hawaii switches to the funny mode for some reason

And misses even more

[lucid wagon]

i just do not believe anyone that is idiotic

not even 45% players

[tawdry turret]

they aren't

[woven marsh]

You're on NA, you should see for yourself

[tawdry turret]

they just don't know what they are doing

[lucid wagon]

except i have not seen anyone that dumb

[tawdry turret]

time to play ASSIA

[lucid wagon]

i got pwned by a 46% hawaii in Hayate once

[woven marsh]

That'd be an ego blow

[lucid wagon]

it was

[severe plank]

yikes

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[ember ruin]

can you just take the meme in the spirit it was intended instead of uhm ackshually-ing me?

[jolly shard]

Whats ur acc over there?

[severe plank]

in spirit?

[lucid wagon]

dont worry i just got my divmate to kill him anyway

in revenge

[severe plank]

like the halloween store?

[fringe crow]

It's insane how people for 1-2 months got more heated about Hawaii than any of the super overpowered BBs

[woven marsh]

cringe

Imagine divving

Imagine relying on others

[jolly shard]

Not like Hawaii didnt got that complaint anyways

[tawdry turret]

ASSIA?

[severe plank]

i hate discord mobile it takes ages for gifs to load

[tawdry turret]

it carries my shit obv

[woven marsh]

It was all the BB mains

[jolly shard]

Yep ASIA

[lucid wagon]

i just blamed it on the fact i was in Hayate anyway

[woven marsh]

Realizing they'd actually have to fight back

[tawdry turret]

_Korwijk

[woven marsh]

Hayate isn't that bad

[plush oxide]

hayate is good

[woven marsh]

It's actually good

[lucid wagon]

im a EU main

EU/COmmonwealth

[fringe crow]

294584353rd broken BB: aww you're sweet
Maybe the second or third broken cruiser: hello, human resources?

[jolly shard]

Very EUer-ahh name

[severe plank]

isn't hayate like pretty decent

[lucid wagon]

yeah

[tawdry turret]

[lucid wagon]

but im used to having obscenely broken DDs

and not just decent DDs

i must be handheld

[woven marsh]

You want to know my dream cruiser

[lucid wagon]

Genova

[woven marsh]

That was my first SC drop

[plush oxide]

not a lot of EU mains around here

for DDs

i am one

[lucid wagon]

literally how

Gdansk Ragnar and Smaland rotation

[plush oxide]

I only own gdansk and ragnar

[lucid wagon]

Friesland if im a bitch

[plush oxide]

i dont play gdansk and I'M NOT playing halland

[lucid wagon]

which i technically am

[tawdry turret]

[woven marsh]

Friedland is so overrated

[lucid wagon]

we should both play the best Fletcher-class ingame

Velos

[plush oxide]

arguably the worst

imho

[lucid wagon]

it was just funny back then when you literally enter like 1 fight and immediately become useless

lmao

degunned in 1.3s

[woven marsh]

Lol

[lucid wagon]

Technically i can put Blys 52 into my rotation but tier 9 is lame

[fringe crow]

Kiss your Bofors goodbye

[severe plank]

I want to like friesland/gron but no torps is a hard sell

takes forever to kill an inting bb

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[tawdry turret]

very reliant

[lucid wagon]

i dont like Friesland/Gronigen because you need the other DD to lack like any braincells

[woven marsh]

Like against cruiser you won't do anything

You do something against ape DDs

[tawdry turret]

to the point where you're not the DD

[woven marsh]

And against BBs you need time

[lucid wagon]

"Yes bro this suspicious smoke is NOT containing a hydro DD"

its a very hard sell

[woven marsh]

Yes bro this hydro DD totally has torps btw

[fringe crow]

There was one member of the Friesland-class that had torpedoes
And instead they used the name for the T10 tech tree CL

[lucid wagon]

im ngl one time i tried to do it to a Gdansk

i forgot bro had radar 😭

[woven marsh]

😭

omg

[severe plank]

womp womp

[woven marsh]

You got slapped

[tawdry turret]

🥀

[light harbor]

You're the one that got me killed

[fringe crow]

There might've been another but I'm not the expert on that

[lucid wagon]

bro i got annihilated

[eternal geyser]

yo my bad bro

[grim portal]

is there a scientific reason why KITER seems to have the greatest tryhard to actual skill gap so consistently

[eternal geyser]

i was trying to aura farm

[light harbor]

"Spot Mino" they say and I did

[eternal geyser]

shiki was like flat broadside to me

[grim portal]

SECONDAY POWER

[eternal geyser]

i got greedy

[light harbor]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I could've been farming Shiki instead

[eternal geyser]

ok gg

i will take my kraken

and leave

[jolly shard]

U kite?

[lucid wagon]

aura farms and gets oneshot

gg

[severe plank]

ong

[eternal geyser]

i did not get one shot

[light harbor]

What do you mean though?

[lucid wagon]

i remember witnessing a Des Moines try to 'aura farm' an Aki until bro got hit with a 30k bomber drop 😭

that des moines was me

then i got killed by U-4501

still salty about that game

[eternal geyser]

jit tripping

[tawdry turret]

self-leaked gg

[eternal geyser]

i was trying to hit double strike

because

[lucid wagon]

it was a 4 minute back-to-port game for me

[eternal geyser]

shiki flat broad in front

[grim portal]

in my experience every KITER/whatever sub clan people i run into tryhard the entire game to win but never have the actual skill or mechanics to back it up

[eternal geyser]

and patchwork was

going to spot mino

so in my head i was like

i kill shiki and swing around to kill mino boom aura

lo

it did not play out like that

[jolly shard]

Never aura farm vs aki or subs or any hybrids that isnt Ise

[grim portal]

like i just played a shinano game where the enemy essex dropped fighters on me like every squad but i think only caught me once?

[eternal geyser]

i didnt even kill the shiki bruh

[light harbor]

Huh

[eternal geyser]

couldve had like 7 kills

[lucid wagon]

nah i was firing over the island but was spotted and he couldnt actually hit me back

i jknew he was gonna drop me but like

[light harbor]

KITER is the lowest ranking so I guess that's why?

[lucid wagon]

30k bro

goddamn man

[light harbor]

I'm not exactly the best player either to be fair

[lucid wagon]

then i radar'ed and detected all 3 DDs, 1 BB, and the 2 subs

[grim portal]

i just mean the entire community (from my experience)

[lucid wagon]

then i got immediately annihilated for said radar by a mach 10 U-4501

[jolly shard]

Aki has nuke bombers
And WG havent nerfed it at all

[grim portal]

i dont even know what the top clan si

[light harbor]

KITE

[lucid wagon]

yeah ik

[light harbor]

KITER is development, KITED is typhoon and KITE is hurricane

[plush oxide]

do you island camp with planes in the game

[jolly shard]

Whats development?

[lucid wagon]

bro its a fucking Des Moines without legmod

what else am I supposed to do

[woven marsh]

Bro got slapped

[plush oxide]

kite

[woven marsh]

😭

[light harbor]

Learning how to do clan battles

[lucid wagon]

i admittedly got into an extremely aggressive position you couldnt actually retreat from

[eternal geyser]

can i play

[lucid wagon]

it ended up winning us the game because my radar got everything killed

but i was pissed off

[woven marsh]

Shouldn't you be at school

[light harbor]

It's off season now so no

[jolly shard]

So cb training?
Do they play pve?

[eternal geyser]

no bro i graduated like 2 years aog

[woven marsh]

Ah

My kids growing up

👴

[lament birch]

A few of us in R are more so reinforcements to help out for people "can learn"

[lucid wagon]

can i join KITER

im a 42% shitter

32k games

i have potential

[jolly shard]

Ofc no

[light harbor]

I was demoted

[gaunt saddle]

Sounds good 🙂

[jolly shard]

Imo

[lucid wagon]

im not actually serious

yo let Cash1942 and Footgoo join KITER

they have potential

76% combined winrate btw

using addition

[light harbor]

[lament birch]

I joined on the pretext of helping

[jolly shard]

2 under 40% shitter lol

[gaunt saddle]

Make Kite3 have all the GP alts

[hearty solstice]

[lucid wagon]

yo these are my stats. Think you could help me?

im really skilled bgtw

[woven marsh]

Your position is interesting

[hearty solstice]

Team fell apart what was I supposed to do

[viscid pier]

flatsu

[woven marsh]

run

and smog

[hearty solstice]

https://klipy.com/gifs/blue-archive-anime-5--k01KRWND88Y8HB8GWKPVE4YFCE6

[jolly tartan]

meanwhile me with 49%-

[lucid wagon]

sorry i meant 72%

[jolly tartan]

wp...

[lucid wagon]

yes im 72% wr

[jolly tartan]

_<

[gaunt saddle]

Looks good.

Just need to work on communication, map awareness, ship positioning, team comp, DD aim, CA aim, kiting, pushing, smoking teammates, radar management, hydro management, rotations, retake ability, speed juking, doing damage and getting a kill.

(Paragraph is an old o7 copypasta)

[woven marsh]

Saving that

[gaunt saddle]

O7 is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, map awareness, ship positioning, team comp, DD aim, CA aim, kiting, pushing, smoking teammates, radar management, hydro management, rotations, retake ability, speed juking, doing damage and getting a kill.

[jolly tartan]

xD

[lucid wagon]

wow all so easy to learn!

[gaunt saddle]

Thats the original copypasta

[woven marsh]

KITER is fantastic. Just need to work on communication, map awareness, ship positioning, team comp, DD aim, CA aim, kiting, pushing, smoking teammates, radar management, hydro management, rotations, retake ability, speed juking, doing damage and getting a kill.

[lucid wagon]

this is my acc btw. What do i need to work on?

[light harbor]

Being better at lying

[lucid wagon]

no

its my account

no lie.

[waxen umbra]

do any of you guys have tips for playing napoli, i keep trying to go to the one or ten lines, pushing near islands, being angled, yet im still dying, and i can never seem to find 1 v 1 duals, no matter how aggressive i am

[gaunt saddle]

RAIN is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, map awareness, ship positioning, team comp, DD aim, CA aim, kiting, pushing, smoking teammates, radar management, hydro management, rotations, retake ability, speed juking, doing damage and getting a kill.

[lucid wagon]

i am g4ng bigger brother. I taught him everything he knows.

he borrow my account.

[woven marsh]

G4ng is a 6ft 7 Gigachad you are a 4ft 5 Cheeseball

[lucid wagon]

cheeseball bro

die

[woven marsh]

😂

[untold thistle]

not really accurate, you're asian so you're probably a sensei

[gaunt saddle]

You won't get 1v1 duels until the mid late game in ramdoms, or if you get lucky on a flank in ranked

[waxen umbra]

im talking about randoms

i think my mistake is that im pushing in the first 5 minutes of the game, but i dont know how far i should be for the first 5 minutes

[gaunt saddle]

You need to know how many ships you are facing

[woven marsh]

Just play around ur conceal at the start of the game

Help ur dd

take shtos and see wher eu can push

[lucid wagon]

theyre lying too you

just int

its that simple

[woven marsh]

Then when u find a place with good cover that u can push into

Then you push

[lucid wagon]

inting with extra steps

[gaunt saddle]

Int and go next 🙂

[waxen umbra]

uh where, exactly, i dont know which island to push to

and i dont konw how long to stay there, or when to leave

[gaunt saddle]

Depends on the map and situation

[lucid wagon]

no one can really answer that for you since every game has a different set of variables

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[waxen umbra]

so generally, at the start of the map, how far should i be, 13 km?

[woven marsh]

Every game has different enemy, different team, different map and different side

[gaunt saddle]

In relation to?

[waxen umbra]

in relation to enemy ship distance

sorry, but i just need some help, im really trying to play her like how PQ plays her

[gaunt saddle]

Ideally within secondary range, but that's usually not possible at the start

[woven marsh]

PQ

💀

[waxen umbra]

im talking at begining of the map, should i be in kiting position, or bow position?

[tiny radish]

too many factors

theres no definitive answer at the start tbh