game-discussion

[woven marsh]

Best tier 8 cruiser getting farmed for free

[lucid wagon]

bro what was i supposed to do

push out into a fucking vermont???

pick your poison death

[woven marsh]

Could at least dodge a Vermong

[vague cedar]

I might have to retrain my Wooster commander to Cleveland

[short wolf]

just no

[lucid wagon]

It was my friend btw. 66% unicum btw. I dont think im dodging them

[obsidian oriole]

Just yes

[woven marsh]

Tell him to not shoot you

[short wolf]

My Mainz is ready.

[lucid wagon]

my friend sync dropped against me and then we argued for like

an hour

[obsidian oriole]

Stand ready for my Cleveland, worm

[woven marsh]

All this just to get dunked on by a healless Bayard

😭

Son

I'm crine

[woven marsh]

Why would he do that

[lucid wagon]

why do you have 1.2m xp on bayard

i mean on mainz

[short wolf]

You'll eat my torps before you could say anything

[woven marsh]

😭

[obsidian oriole]

I will hydro your torps before they can even hit

[woven marsh]

This guy is a co-op main or something

[vague cedar]

At that point just blame your team's BBs for not devstrike it /s

[woven marsh]

😂

[short wolf]

I've got it on it's release and used it a lot for credit grinding in ops

[lucid wagon]

bayard is kind of a just dodge ship

since you react on command w/ speed bost

boost

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[short wolf]

And it trained my Lütjens

[woven marsh]

The scariest ships for Bayard are Thor and Slava

Because well er

fast shell

[short wolf]

I never sell TT ships, so I'm always hungry for credits

[lucid wagon]

lenin and turgut reis are also kinda scary

[vague cedar]

Sete will join that roster soon

[lucid wagon]

because a well aimed salvo is kinda doom

[vague cedar]

[lucid wagon]

and im GETTING it!!!!!

[woven marsh]

I have yet to face those yet thankfully

[short wolf]

I barely managed to stop myself from whaling for Turgut Reis, as I'm Turkish

And it's a pretty darn good ship

[lucid wagon]

my most recent devstrike was against Turgut Reis who predicted how i dodge

because i just spam my W and S key to 'dodge' in bayard lol

[woven marsh]

I did get a triple perma against a Lenin in ranked tho

[woven marsh]

😭 That's not dodging

[lucid wagon]

its a little more then that

[steel pier]

Ourhan, lost an anchor 🥀

[short wolf]

I hope Turgut Reis comes back for sale without an Admiral's Pack in the future

[lucid wagon]

its actual throttle juking

but like still

except apparently my turgut reis was the 1% of smart BB players and just immediately predicted i do that

so uhm

[vague cedar]

I believe the technical term for this is "throttle juking" (!)

[lucid wagon]

i mean i make it sound like im just pressing W and S key

and not doing it properly

so ikg

[woven marsh]

Yeah ngl my worst aspect is aiming

I'm ass at aiming

[lucid wagon]

still a bluenicum

what has wows come too

[woven marsh]

It's also why I don't play fps games

I am so so bad at aiming tho

[light harbor]

Most games have frames per second though

[lucid wagon]

i suck at aiming at Japanese citadels except for Yamato

take that as you will

[vague cedar]

[woven marsh]

I am just bad at aiming

[short wolf]

Every Yamato hull has the cheek though

[woven marsh]

It was very apparent when I first got Thunderer

[short wolf]

Same weak spot

[lucid wagon]

which is why i said im good at aiming at yamato citadel

[short wolf]

CA are easy

[vague cedar]

Play Atlanta /s

[short wolf]

CA are also easy

[steel pier]

tovarish

[lucid wagon]

i dont really count cruisers because clicking on them is a free citadel either way

no matter what

for Japanese

[radiant olive]

Hey Dinh, i'm sending you a video, tell me, on a scale of 1 to 10, how sus is the speed of that drop

[vague cedar]

Go ahead

[woven marsh]

Not interested

[short wolf]

Two ops made me hate IJN CA with a BURNING passion

[vague cedar]

I'm bored out of my mind anyway so any form of entertaiment is welcomed

[trail salmon]

uncle rizz up symboli gogogo

[woven marsh]

Nah nah she ain't worth me

[trail salmon]

truge

[tawdry turret]

[lucid wagon]

what does that mean

[woven marsh]

🧐

[lucid wagon]

i am going to take this as an insult

[woven marsh]

I know my worth

[trail salmon]

uncle deserves the best

[fringe crow]

Your Fort Worth?

[woven marsh]

My Fort Worth 🔥

[scenic torrent]

flashbacks to the experimental ship repair...

[short wolf]

What the hell

[lucid wagon]

ah yes

the CC crashout ship

gg wg

wait no CC crashout was Huron and CC Walkout was Yukon

[light harbor]

Monarch copypasta gaming

[fringe crow]

Maple Monarch

[lucid wagon]

"Wargaming changing the ballistics of Huron is betraying me"

[cold geyser]

@radiant olive I sent you a DM

[short wolf]

I mean, implying Canadian Navy has had an extraordinary ship is a stretch already

[woven marsh]

That one was stupid 😭

[lucid wagon]

i mean they had Haida

[lucid wagon]

idk what it did

[light harbor]

?

[woven marsh]

Here is a buff that'll improve the gameplay for the playerbase

Grrrr this is bad

[light harbor]

What's that supposed to mean?

[short wolf]

It's forgivable in the sense that it was a hand me down from RN

[lucid wagon]

so was all the commonwealth ships

does this change anything

[woven marsh]

All their ships are boring and mid

🥱

[trail salmon]

omg i have huron

[woven marsh]

Yeah same

[lucid wagon]

The Tribal class was a dogshit class

because they lost like 2/3rds of it

trust me bro

[woven marsh]

I don't trust short people

[lucid wagon]

pretty sure of the 16 the UK had like 13-14 ended up getting destroyed

including HMS Cossack which idk what it did but its a premium so it had to have done something

[trail salmon]

cocksack

[woven marsh]

What did Cossack do

Nothing probably

[lucid wagon]

i search it up

[woven marsh]

It probably inted and died first

[lucid wagon]

they destroy german dds at Narvik and hunted bismarck

then got hit by a torpedo

[scenic torrent]

Narvik

[lucid wagon]

lmao

[woven marsh]

Lmao

Hydro DD got torped

😂

Idiot

Long lasting hydro as well 🤣

[lucid wagon]

literally got sunk by a U-boat

apparent;y

lel

[woven marsh]

Lmao

[tawdry turret]

was bro on rl 🥀

[woven marsh]

Must have been an NA player

😂

[short wolf]

Cossack is pretty famous

[lucid wagon]

what class is barfleur

[woven marsh]

Famous for getting torped as a hydro DD

😂

[tawdry turret]

DD

[steel pier]

HMCAS Sackville is nice

[fringe crow]

Most of the Tribals were lost to air attack

[woven marsh]

Destroyer

[trail salmon]

prob like

jutland

[lucid wagon]

no bro

like what was

the ships name or whatever

like Tribal Class

[woven marsh]

Barfleur

[lucid wagon]

die

[woven marsh]

That's the name

[atomic stone]

Battle

[woven marsh]

It's a DD

[topaz coyote]

Battle Class?

[woven marsh]

They're ships that go into battle

[lucid wagon]

.ok i search up battle-class and theres apparently a ship named "weapon-calss"

[tawdry turret]

you mean destroyer class?

[lucid wagon]

these british people bro

naming yo destroyer class "Weapon class" 😭

[woven marsh]

What about sigma class

grrrrr

🐺

[atomic stone]

With your astounding intellect, it's no wonder you sail ships on a computer

[fringe crow]

It basically just sets a naming convention for the class

[topaz coyote]

There's tribals, weapons, battles, every letter in the alphabet class

[tawdry turret]

Barfleur is Battle-class

[topaz coyote]

The brits were very quirky in ther classification

[woven marsh]

Thank you, I am the smartest and most humble wows player of all time

[lucid wagon]

oh so thats why every tribal class is tribal name sounding

[steel pier]

HMA Gravelines

[tawdry turret]

usually its the first letter of the word thatthey name for the ships

[trail salmon]

oh shit

[atomic stone]

Nah. That would be your mother.

Either I killed the chat or the chats gonna kill me

[lucid wagon]

can we get a class named War-Class

only meant for War

[woven marsh]

If we have a sigma class

What would the names be

[short wolf]

Too edgy

[lucid wagon]

Ohio

[fringe crow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigma-class_design

[atomic stone]

I don't think "HMS Pastry" would be a fitting name

[woven marsh]

Omg omg

I love the Dutch

[unique hemlock]

Oh damn I got my first ever wows-numbers ranking.

[lucid wagon]

Clavicular is one of the ships built

who is clavicular

[unique hemlock]

ain't no way it's that one, bruh

[lucid wagon]

someone in NA told me about him

[woven marsh]

Did u guys see Clavicular got mogged by the Judge during his trial with his friend

[topaz coyote]

A guy who got mogged by a judge

[finite quail]

idk man. Boer would be a kickass name

also nice refrence

[fringe crow]

Just some idiot who hits himself with hammers to shape his jawline and took so many growth supplements he's now infertile

[lucid wagon]

HMS Clown

[keen bramble]

Does mogged mean attacked by a cat?

[woven marsh]

Clavicular got heightmogged and framemaxxed by the ASU Frat Leader before retreating back to his abode

[finite quail]

yes

[lucid wagon]

does that actually work though

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[lucid wagon]

if i hit my bones with hammers can i grow taller

[atomic stone]

Don't forget her sister ship, HMS Constipation

[woven marsh]

Maybe tbh

[trail salmon]

are we deadass

[steel pier]

@trail salmon here she is our Benson

[trail salmon]

😭

noooooooooooo

[topaz coyote]

It means getting outclassed in terms of looks

[woven marsh]

I don't think there's any saving a certified midget tho

[lucid wagon]

bro i am not a midget

[topaz coyote]

You get mogged if you are uglier than someone else

[steel pier]

found even a flag with red star in it

[fringe crow]

No but you can bring others collapsing down if you hit their bones with a hammer

[keen bramble]

What a time to be alive

[woven marsh]

You're like 4ft 5

[lucid wagon]

i'm 4'8

tf

[woven marsh]

4'8 😭

[trail salmon]

sub 5 foot 🥀

[woven marsh]

That's not much better

[atomic stone]

Close enough

[lucid wagon]

yes it is better

[topaz coyote]

Imma be real, Clav for how much he kills himself to look good doesn't look that good

[woven marsh]

Yeah fr

That reporter looked better than him

[topaz coyote]

He is basically a twink

[lucid wagon]

what does he look like

[woven marsh]

And the judge totally mogged him

[lucid wagon]

what is a twink??

[atomic stone]

A raisin

[lucid wagon]

twinkies???

[blazing quest]

im pregnant

[atomic stone]

Didn't ask

[vague cedar]

Inb4 we had Pandemic 2.0 with the introduction of Hantavirus
Though i doubt that will happen tbh

[steel pier]

@vague cedar Tovarish, we got a new Destroyer for us this is our Benson

[trail salmon]

short AND a fatass 🥀

[blazing quest]

holy sloplve

[woven marsh]

4ft 8 300 pounds

😭

[steel pier]

tovarish likes our Benson, this is good

[lucid wagon]

i mean hes like.. pretty average

[woven marsh]

She's a ball

[fringe crow]

He looks like a generic YA male protagonist

[lucid wagon]

i think

[woven marsh]

YA?

[fringe crow]

Young adult

[topaz coyote]

Yeah, you basically killed him with that

[woven marsh]

He's like 20

[vague cedar]

Is bro a rolling cheese wheel on steroid 🥀

[atomic stone]

And he took stuff to look like that. The hell did he look like before?

[topaz coyote]

Cuz he takes meth and smashes his face to look better

[woven marsh]

midget moggs Clavicular and calls him average

[lucid wagon]

idk ive seen more attractive men just walking down the street bro]

[woven marsh]

Yeah she is

[topaz coyote]

I think that's the before

[woven marsh]

😭

[vague cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/big-oof-size-small-medium-switch-gif-17355313

[cold geyser]

ah yes, old version enchanting language chat https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1505715143466553425/1505715873099550790/minimap.mp4?ex=6a0ba2ae&is=6a0a512e&hm=6ed583f825537e2a2312a743cb615ed317cf3743fc1cf7f867550199cda4f85c&

[finite quail]

bro looks like the villian in a tv series about collage

[lucid wagon]

how tall is mr Clavicular

[woven marsh]

Omg it's the person who pinged the mods for no reason

[atomic stone]

Won't help him either way

[finite quail]

sup

[lucid wagon]

i heard that in the west men below like 6'3 or smth sucks

[topaz coyote]

6'2

[lucid wagon]

wow he tall

[topaz coyote]

Pretty tall yea

[steel pier]

@topaz coyote gl4ss, what your take on this?

[topaz coyote]

The camo makes it look like a sailor's underwear

[vague cedar]

Looks like someone just got signed up by Juventus ngl

💀

[woven marsh]

The average is like 5'9

[topaz coyote]

I could mog clav

[steel pier]

well. this is the most soviet camo i found, which isnt just plain steel blue

[lucid wagon]

ok so then being above 5'9 make you attractive no

if other women like tall men

[woven marsh]

I think most of us would tbh

Bro smashes his face with a hammer

😭

There's not much going on in that brain

[lucid wagon]

I would 'mog' all of you with my stunning height of 4'8

[atomic stone]

Was there anything going on before the hammer?

[woven marsh]

A case of a girl jestermaxxing

So so sad

[topaz coyote]

Really depends on who you ask, usually the most 'desirable' height it 6ft

[lucid wagon]

what is jestermogging

the fuck

[woven marsh]

jestermaxxing

[lucid wagon]

what is jestermaxxing????

these words feel so goofy

[fringe crow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pomni-burger--k01KRW58B5HKXW9027ZDDX8BH3R

[topaz coyote]

Blud is too busy running over people while high on meth

[fringe crow]

You calling her Pomni?

[vague cedar]

Trying your best to make an absolute fool out of yourself
Jester = clown = fool, maxxing = suffix for trying your best

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[vague cedar]

[finite quail]

why do people care about height

short people are clearly superior

[fringe crow]

idk

[steel pier]

who knows

[atomic stone]

Tree huggers

[finite quail]

UNLESS

[topaz coyote]

You have no idea man 😭

[short wolf]

Clearly not a woman

[finite quail]

your at walmart and ur item is on the top shelf

[fringe crow]

I'm 5'7" so I'm basically the exact height that's neither tall nor short

[topaz coyote]

I literally get bullied by my mom

[finite quail]

what do you mean by that?

[atomic stone]

Zamn

[short wolf]

You are clearly not a woman

[lucid wagon]

i am at 4'8 so im at a height where im super tall for women

[tawdry turret]

damn wat did i miss

[topaz coyote]

Mogmaxxing

[tawdry turret]

okay u can wake up now

[finite quail]

i mean yea but like... that changes it?

[tawdry turret]

[finite quail]

im short bro

[short wolf]

I tend to think that women go for taller options in most cases

[finite quail]

true

sometimes

[lucid wagon]

what makes a man short

[short wolf]

But I suppose it's all relative to personal height

[lucid wagon]

i consider men 5'5 and up tall bro 😭

[steel pier]

happy with my 1,94m. but ofc ppl tell me, you can drink from the roof mounted gutter, which is fine

[obsidian oriole]

Genetics

[tawdry turret]

usually shorter than their woman but idk

[finite quail]

lack of vertical growth during puberty and a steady diet of potato chips

[lucid wagon]

like what height is short

[finite quail]

uhh

[tawdry turret]

<170 at my place

[finite quail]

5 something

[obsidian oriole]

Legally, below 5 ft

[tawdry turret]

SEA

[lucid wagon]

i mean im obviously rather short

so like

[atomic stone]

Sea level?

[finite quail]

well not obviously

i cant see you rn

so i cant tell

[woven marsh]

For who

Girls or guys

[lucid wagon]

i state my height many times

[lucid wagon]

guys

[tawdry turret]

south east asia

[obsidian oriole]

I'm just tall

[short wolf]

YES BOSS

[finite quail]

i was playing asyms so i didnt see :I

[woven marsh]

4ft 5. 300 pounds

[atomic stone]

For all we know, you could really be Goliath

[lucid wagon]

yeah im a 7 foot woman

how did you know

[finite quail]

...

no comment

[atomic stone]

That's a comment

[woven marsh]

Well if that avg is 5'9 then I'd say anything above 5'9

As I am logical

[tawdry turret]

[steel pier]

our 18m credits

[tawdry turret]

sure 7 ft tall

[obsidian oriole]

I'm 6'4. Not many I know are gonna be taller. Except this fucking Danish woman I know who was 6'7

[tawdry turret]

I beilieve you

[short wolf]

I only have 300 or so blue credits boosters left

[lucid wagon]

67

[finite quail]

damn

[short wolf]

I have about a 1000 greens

[finite quail]

she high in both ways

[atomic stone]

Vikings, man.

[steel pier]

gonna be a pain in the ass

[obsidian oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/god-slap-slap-of-god-nicolas-cage-slap-gif-1927807492062256907

[lucid wagon]

is there a heigjht compare tool

i want to see how she compares to me

[obsidian oriole]

What is your height

[finite quail]

well

[vague cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669133945375555584/1436943740475412530/3GHA0IGOQ3GDS_PVVK-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[lucid wagon]

4'8

LOL

[finite quail]

scale a person figure to 4'8

[woven marsh]

4'5 300lb

[lucid wagon]

AL Cheshire

[steel pier]

this is what the professionals call: "abit of a pickle"

[finite quail]

then scale one to 6'7

[obsidian oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/frying-pan-nelson-cheng-date-of-honor-frying-pan-gif-18023648

[woven marsh]

In my notes of you I have it writen down you're 4'5 300lb

[finite quail]

im like

[lucid wagon]

where did this info come from

[finite quail]

5'2 maybe

[finite quail]

idk i havent measured in a while

[lucid wagon]

4' 55?

[woven marsh]

Hmm

[atomic stone]

I'm 5 foot something. Don't care about it really.

[woven marsh]

🧐

[woven marsh]

HOLY MOLY

[lucid wagon]

LMAO BRO

[vague cedar]

THAT SHORT?????

💀

[finite quail]

DAAAAAAAAMMMMM

[atomic stone]

Basically a child

[woven marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/he-so-smol-only-need-one-popcorn-plankton-he-so-small-gif-15019144217821414426

[short wolf]

Most definitely

[lucid wagon]

how di i compare to like 6' man

well i alreadyh know that

[obsidian oriole]

You are a small one

[lucid wagon]

because of my brother

but like what would that look on a graph

[short wolf]

You have ads on your device. Why do you get ads on your device?

This perplexes me.

[steel pier]

sadly, unlike Mart, we cant just erase alot of Enviromentalists and take their assets to get to our goal in this case

[obsidian oriole]

Brother, it has ads, it came free with every damn browser now

[woven marsh]

What about environmentalists?

[lucid wagon]

this is not true

[short wolf]

Seriously though it infuriates me that WG is nerfing credits gains on asyms for T9+

[steel pier]

sailor bongo

[obsidian oriole]

Well, compared to me..., you're not much better

[short wolf]

I'd like to suggest AdGuard to you

[woven marsh]

So smoll, only need 1 popcorn

[vague cedar]

I got a word for this
"Homegirl is 4ft5 sideway" 🥀

[woven marsh]

YES

[lucid wagon]

im being bullied

[woven marsh]

Cheese ball ahhh

U gonna roll to ur desk and play some wows?

😭

[lucid wagon]

what even is the bmi for a 4'5 300lb person???

[obsidian oriole]

Yes

[steel pier]

Tovarish Tuan, should i make our Fletcher?

[obsidian oriole]

You are a small specimen

[vague cedar]

Go ahead

[obsidian oriole]

And also below the legal limit for being classified as a dwarf in the US

[lucid wagon]

yeah but im in taiwan

so im good

[woven marsh]

I knew it

What's the dwarf limit in Taiwan

[lucid wagon]

wait shit im a dwarf

[vague cedar]

5ft /s

[lucid wagon]

well uhh

im just on shorter side

not too short

not too big

[trail salmon]

how can one be under 5 foot

[tawdry turret]

just go get a leg stretch

[obsidian oriole]

Looks like the old requirements had a minimum of 160 cm

[steel pier]

good news david

[rustic hearth]

[shadow rose]

mind boggling

[woven marsh]

4ft 5 inches tall but 6ft wide

[obsidian oriole]

So uhhh, 4'8 is 142cm

[trail salmon]

😭

[vague cedar]

Girl's a rectangle put sideway 🥀

[obsidian oriole]

So by the old Taiwanese requirements of needing to be taller than 160 cm

[sleek igloo]

anyone in thee philippines

[obsidian oriole]

You were also a dwarf during then

[trail salmon]

the genetics CANNOT be this bad

[woven marsh]

If she was on her side she'd be taller

[lucid wagon]

bro

[short wolf]

1m silver left

[vague cedar]

Absolute paradox 🥀

[lucid wagon]

none of my other family is below 5ft by the way for you stupid americans

[obsidian oriole]

Well

One of your family apparently is

[lucid wagon]

my sister is 14 and 149cm/4'11

[obsidian oriole]

You

[woven marsh]

The cheese ball is angry

😭

[lucid wagon]

die

stop calling me a fucking cheese ball

[obsidian oriole]

Sorry, my critical organs are too high up to stab

[trail salmon]

are you deadass, what did you do when growing up

[steel pier]

old ass screenshot

[short wolf]

Oh I see

[woven marsh]

Nothing I'm guessing

[trail salmon]

prob weightlifting

[woven marsh]

Eating cheese

[trail salmon]

that squeezes your spine

[lucid wagon]

get extremely lucky with genetics

wdym

[trail salmon]

so i can fit you in a pocket?

[short wolf]

Spearmans exist

[steel pier]

right now, i i mean, we have an astounding 23.023 credits

[short wolf]

sad trombone noises

I'm trying to grind 26m so that I can finally purchase Roon

[obsidian oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/chow-yun-fat-john-woo-smile-toothpick-a-better-tomorrow-gif-20367135

[steel pier]

why? in stalingrad, with this sum, you count as rich and then your money gets taken and distributed among the ppls

[obsidian oriole]

Anyways

[woven marsh]

I wonder how fast a cheeseball can roll

[steel pier]

david

[short wolf]

I thought Stalingrad was razed

[obsidian oriole]

We should have an update article tomorrow

[trail salmon]

yes?

[steel pier]

great news

[trail salmon]

😭

[woven marsh]

Nephew

[trail salmon]

oh no

[trail salmon]

yes

[vague cedar]

About the same speed as a stationwagon in Autobahn

[obsidian oriole]

That is such a meme though

[woven marsh]

You didn't say Hi to me

[vague cedar]

[steel pier]

next is our Fletcher

[short wolf]

Should I get Scharn 43 with my coal coupon for this part of the year?

[stiff burrow]

Are you person 2?

Owo

[lucid wagon]

im person 2

[stiff burrow]

No jetro is

[trail salmon]

why even get gearing

[vague cedar]

[short wolf]

What's your GPU btw

[obsidian oriole]

I'm person 1 here

[trail salmon]

its only use is as smoke

[stiff burrow]

No your definitely a shorty short short

😼 😼 ❤️ ❤️

[trail salmon]

*you're

[steel pier]

graphic? or wha

[obsidian oriole]

That's what someone shorter than me tries to say

[short wolf]

Yup, graphics

[stiff burrow]

I am 5”6

[obsidian oriole]

So you are shorter than me

[stiff burrow]

How tall are you actually jetro

[short wolf]

For the first time in a decade, I seem to be well on the way to run out of premium time when I'm actively playing the game

[lucid wagon]

5'6 backwards is 6'5

[obsidian oriole]

I wonder

[steel pier]

||im only making them commie with skin and flags, payback for kronshtadt, with stars and stripes||

[stiff burrow]

Bullshit

[obsidian oriole]

How tall do you think person 1 is

[stiff burrow]

You aren’t 6”5

[short wolf]

Stasi wants to know your location

[woven marsh]

How long till the cruiser update

[obsidian oriole]

3 days

[woven marsh]

God

That's so close

[obsidian oriole]

We'll have the news article tomorrow

[stiff burrow]

What is a cruiser update

Someone inform
Me

[woven marsh]

Cruisers getting heals

[stiff burrow]

Salem?

[woven marsh]

It already has a heal

Cruisers under tier 9 getting heals

[fringe crow]

Salem already had superheals

[obsidian oriole]

All T5 to T8 cruisers, save a few, is getting a heal

[fringe crow]

It's T6-8

[stiff burrow]

Hildebrand

Oh

[steel pier]

AMD Ryzen 5 5600G with Radeon Graphics.

[obsidian oriole]

Oh. T6

[woven marsh]

All cruiser tier 9+ have heals already

[short wolf]

Oh well

[stiff burrow]

Jetro are you deadass 6”4

I need to know

[steel pier]

they would approve of this, as we take ships from the west and make them east, yk

[obsidian oriole]

Yeah? I am

[stiff burrow]

Dude what the hell

That’s not fair

[obsidian oriole]

My actual nemesis is an open kitchen cabinet

[lucid wagon]

you know what my nemesis is

being able to reacvh shit

[obsidian oriole]

A mouse

[lucid wagon]

and adult clothing section

bruh

[stiff burrow]

You can be the big spoon in the relationship

[obsidian oriole]

hehehehe

[woven marsh]

Cause it wanna eat the cheese

[obsidian oriole]

No

[woven marsh]

😭

[lucid wagon]

shut up

[stiff burrow]

Jetro can pick me
Up

❤️

[obsidian oriole]

No

[woven marsh]

But she just tries to roll away

[lucid wagon]

bro

[stiff burrow]

Maybe jetro being tall isn’t so bad

🌹 🌹

[obsidian oriole]

Thats until you try to get inside a Toyota Prius

[stiff burrow]

Huh

[trail salmon]

bob really be cooking you

the cheese is melting

[obsidian oriole]

The car door frame

[lucid wagon]

at least im taken

e-dating trust

[stiff burrow]

taken by a mouse

[obsidian oriole]

The smacker of tall people

[woven marsh]

Taken by the mouse

[stiff burrow]

hahaha

[tawdry turret]

being straight up flamed lmao

[steel pier]

so, i assume, you like my next idea?

[woven marsh]

Lmao

[trail salmon]

huh

[tawdry turret]

what did I skipped

[lucid wagon]

thats just one of my friends

[tawdry turret]

lmao

[lucid wagon]

i do not e-date

[stiff burrow]

Why is Kanye west a catboy

[obsidian oriole]

Tall people seeing a short person:

[woven marsh]

She totally edates

😭

[lucid wagon]

bro??????

[stiff burrow]

Am I short to you

[steel pier]

i introduce: our Benson

[obsidian oriole]

You are

[woven marsh]

Cheeseball trying to find her mouse

[lucid wagon]

bro shut the fuck up

[obsidian oriole]

Anyone shorter than me will be short to me

[stiff burrow]

What’s the difference in our height

[lucid wagon]

i am not a cheeseball

[stiff burrow]

Like

5”6 to 6”4

How big is that

[tawdry turret]

is bro Juv's new Striker? 🥀

[stiff burrow]

You should’ve never declared your shortness

[stiff burrow]

I’m chest height to jetro

[tawdry turret]

wow thats a lot

[stiff burrow]

😻

[trail salmon]

are you deadass a juve fan

[tawdry turret]

no

[lucid wagon]

so hge can hug and snuggle with you

[stiff burrow]

Jetro is like Godzilla

[stiff burrow]

Yes bro

[trail salmon]

good

[stiff burrow]

Now we talking

[obsidian oriole]

We are not a thing

[vague cedar]

No, but it has a hidden meaning in VNese community though

[lucid wagon]

@tawdry turret translate NOW

[stiff burrow]

For some reason, both IRL and online I seem to flirt with my male friends a lot

[shadow rose]

@lucid wagon this you?

[obsidian oriole]

I am already in an engagement with someone else

[tawdry turret]

the fuck am I reading

[trail salmon]

AGREED

@tawdry turret

[lucid wagon]

WHAT THE FUCK???

[stiff burrow]

So is my male friend irl, so sadge

[tawdry turret]

what

[lucid wagon]

look u[

[shadow rose]

its not easy being cheesy

[obsidian oriole]

Hmmm

[stiff burrow]

hahaha

[steel pier]

soviet camo, soviet flags on Benson

[lucid wagon]

wow that rhymes

[stiff burrow]

Don’t worry jetro just know that I’ll always look up to you

Both figuratively and literally

[woven marsh]

Hmm

[obsidian oriole]

Anyways. Its something with Danish people

They're all very tall

[trail salmon]

that area is tall

[stiff burrow]

Are you a Dane

[obsidian oriole]

No

[tawdry turret]

ping that msg for me

[obsidian oriole]

I'm British

[stiff burrow]

What are you

[sleek igloo]

interesting name bro

[stiff burrow]

Oh

He’s British

🥀

[lucid wagon]

this

[tawdry turret]

im

[shadow rose]

https://tenor.com/view/bowing-thank-you-tom-and-jerry-take-a-bow-chasing-gif-17838160168594208358

[lucid wagon]

what is juves

[tawdry turret]

alr told u no

but lemme dm u

[lucid wagon]

wdym no

[obsidian oriole]

Doom

[woven marsh]

Huh?

What is it

[stiff burrow]

@obsidian oriole do you lowkey live in British land

knife city

Tea hole

[obsidian oriole]

No

[stiff burrow]

Then where do you live

[trail salmon]

me too

[obsidian oriole]

I immigrated to the US

[trail salmon]

me wanna know

[stiff burrow]

Pleaseeeee

What state

[obsidian oriole]

The natural one

[stiff burrow]

Not even in a weird way im deadass curious

[lucid wagon]

bro escaped getting stabbed to death just to get shot up 😭

[stiff burrow]

bro don’t speak so loud china will hear you

[shadow rose]

blink twice if florida is best state

[hardy rain]

https://tenor.com/view/cruftbox-but-why-gif-1290062710361139636

[trail salmon]

philly wooooo

[obsidian oriole]

The iron bitch

[vague cedar]

[stiff burrow]

Jetro

What state

🌹 🌹

[hardy rain]

Thatcher was that bad you decided America was the better option? Damn

Australia was right there

[woven marsh]

Jetro how old are you

[rustic hearth]

game discussy😔

[obsidian oriole]

That's worse

[stiff burrow]

Jetro discuss

[steel pier]

-blinks once-

[trail salmon]

pedro x jetro

[obsidian oriole]

That's literally at war with wildlife 24/7 zone

[tawdry turret]

wth

[obsidian oriole]

No

[hardy rain]

Character building

[tawdry turret]

2 pings on instant

[woven marsh]

Yeah but you'll get bitten by a tick and might die from eating red meat

[stiff burrow]

What state jetro

[obsidian oriole]

The natural one

[steel pier]

Washington

[stiff burrow]

wtf does that mean

[obsidian oriole]

33

[stiff burrow]

Dilf

[hardy rain]

At least the wildlife doesn't shoot back (don't mention the Emus, we won that war by getting the English to nuke them. See nuclear test sites, one was called "Emu Field." That wasn't an accident 💀 )

[woven marsh]

Unc is OLD

[stiff burrow]

Grandpamaxxing

[obsidian oriole]

Then why are the Emus still around

[woven marsh]

Bro lost against Emu's and is coping about it

😭

[hardy rain]

Why are the Japanese still around? When you nuke your enemy and they don't nuke you back, you win.

[stiff burrow]

[hardy rain]

The standard has been set

[lucid wagon]

new des moines build

[obsidian oriole]

You wanted to eradicate the emu population though

[trail salmon]

what the fuck

[woven marsh]

Failed to do so

[lucid wagon]

des moines spotter plane rangemod???

[serene chasm]

He’s not the oldest player I’ve met

[stiff burrow]

@obsidian oriole are you Arkansas

[tawdry turret]

nah why is bro playing asia

[short wolf]

It was promised three thousand years ago

[rustic hearth]

thats unironically like something out of asia

[obsidian oriole]

Perhaps

[stiff burrow]

WOOO

[lucid wagon]

fuck yeah i can play des moines at 21km

[serene chasm]

I’ve met a 60-70 year old wotb player

[lucid wagon]

awesome

[steel pier]

Ar-kan-sas

[serene chasm]

Who is a retired paratrooper

[lucid wagon]

EYE IN THE SKY DES MOINES???

[trail salmon]

hi miles, remember your height guessing?

[stiff burrow]

Don’t worry jetro I deadass don’t know anything about Arkansas

[obsidian oriole]

Tis a nice place to live

[serene chasm]

A little bit

[trail salmon]

would you mind guessing the height of @lucid wagon

[obsidian oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/jashinchan-dropkick-evil-smile-smug-evilness-anime-gif-13119047

[lucid wagon]

im asian

[hardy rain]

Arkansas B moment

[steel pier]

Ohayo (i learned US States from Boris)

[tawdry turret]

what the actual fuck

[trail salmon]

shhh dont give him hints

[obsidian oriole]

What

[woven marsh]

We already know

[steel pier]

Ohayo, is US State Blin

[obsidian oriole]

Your ship. Give it to me

[stiff burrow]

Ohio

[woven marsh]

Ohio

[tawdry turret]

just spare bro 🥀

[stiff burrow]

Taiwanese cheese ball

[hardy rain]

You'll have to find me in Aussieland first 😄

[steel pier]

thats what i said, Ohayo

[radiant olive]

How many fractions of a Snarf

[trail salmon]

no, like miles has a magic ability where he can lick the name and tell the height

[steel pier]

and not forget Missi-si-pipi

[obsidian oriole]

Pfft. Easy enough, like 80% of your country is an uninhabitable wasteland

[stiff burrow]

lick?

[tawdry turret]

how much a snarf

[hardy rain]

It's a fun seal clubbing ship until a carrier realises you have 0 AA

[steel pier]

[trail salmon]

yes

[stiff burrow]

Don’t lick my name

that’s reserved for jetro

[radiant olive]

At least 5 delights high

[hardy rain]

Fair, but the 20% is better to live than most other places in the world that I've been to 🙂

[trail salmon]

5' 8"

[tawdry turret]

[obsidian oriole]

Except for one very important detail

[stiff burrow]

I’ve already said im 5”6 you doodoo head

[trail salmon]

shit

[obsidian oriole]

Oceania servers

[hardy rain]

fuck

You've got me there

[stiff burrow]

Who brags about being in Australia lmao

[lucid wagon]

just dropped my new des moines build

who wants me to play it

[vague cedar]

That's one big delight if i've ever seen one

[obsidian oriole]

Anyways

[woven marsh]

Someone living in Australia

[radiant olive]

big enough to get the discord wiped

[stiff burrow]

sybau

❌

[woven marsh]

No

[tawdry turret]

we can play tonight

[vague cedar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/puss-in-boots-ooh-3eHJyY8QoLFo4

[stiff burrow]

grrrr

[obsidian oriole]

Aren't like 70% of the wildlife in Australia constantly at war and killing people

[stiff burrow]

Dude Australia sucks

Can’t even own a crossbow

[radiant olive]

can you even own an airsoft rifle?

[steel pier]

he is at least one Turgut Reis Funnel high

[hardy rain]

You can own guns though, common misconception

[stiff burrow]

yeah weird ass modified action ones

[serene chasm]

What about a button or a switch

[obsidian oriole]

You'd need guns for how crazy the wildlife is

[hardy rain]

Bolt actions, shotguns, pistols. Don't really need much else, the streets aren't a warzone

[obsidian oriole]

Know the roos?

[stiff burrow]

I’ve seen enough of Australia’s gun shit

[obsidian oriole]

Those fucking roos will try to bring you into a body of water and drown you

[serene chasm]

Semi auto rifles are useful for boars

[stiff burrow]

What type of pistol?

[rustic hearth]

im booking a flight to the land down under then

[serene chasm]

Boars are monsters

[stiff burrow]

As in; can you own a Glock in Australia?

[serene chasm]

Probably with a 10 mag

[steel pier]

meanwhile pensioners in germany: -owns a running Panther tank with no gun or tracks for plowing snow-

[obsidian oriole]

Also. I only remember one video about Australia

[hardy rain]

I haven't looked into pistols, don't much care for them. I'm more into rifles. When I know I'm settling down in one place, I'm intending on getting some WW2 ones for collection purposes. Is doable here.

[stiff burrow]

buy a Krag rifle

I’d kiss you

[hardy rain]

Yeah but didn't that guy get his confiscated? Amazing story though

[serene chasm]

Was that message deleted by the person who sent it or a mod

[steel pier]

i mean, i understand, the armed WW2 torp was a risk, but the tank, no MGs, no main gun, who could have cared really

[obsidian oriole]

Genuinely the only video I every remember Australia whenever I hear its name

[lucid wagon]

is playing des moines w/ 21km of range throwing

i only need to aim 17s in advance

[hardy rain]

Imagine going through the drive through with a Panther though

[serene chasm]

If not by a mod then boars are horrifying and thru don’t run like other animals

[lucid wagon]

wait

[serene chasm]

When they sense danger they all charge at it

[fathom belfry]

like my cats when they see tea paste

good evening 😄

lol

[woven marsh]

Hi Crogeek

How are you going

[stiff burrow]

@serene chasm if you purchase a Carcano rifle or a Krag rifle then I’ll fall in love with you

[fathom belfry]

hi brother

[serene chasm]

Their heads are bullet proof to pistol rounds

[steel pier]

which had no tracks. at least the photos of the confiscated vehicle, showed no tracks. but i assume, for snow plowing he did have them on it

[serene chasm]

I do love my Italian guns

[hardy rain]

Also, skill issue. Just be a better shot with a .308 😉

[vague cedar]

Tbh everytime i hear the name "Australia" my mind just autoplay "Down Under" lol

[stiff burrow]

we are now friends

[vague cedar]

[obsidian oriole]

Hunting calibers are

[hardy rain]

Hey we have like three or four more songs

[stiff burrow]

most calibers are

[obsidian oriole]

No

[serene chasm]

Try that when you got 50 300lb hogs running at you at 30mph

[stiff burrow]

Elaborate

[fathom belfry]

@steel pier Mrvica has born 5 kittens, 1 month old now, they're really cute - now we hold them in the house, it's so funny they eat sleep and fight and repeat lmao - most likely I told to my mom they're probably males lol

[obsidian oriole]

If its too small of a caliber, it won't do anything but piss the animal off

[fathom belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-kittens-cute-cats-gif-14636860

[radiant olive]

Sounds about similar to my Balao's pings at 11km's

[steel pier]

Uluru is a nice place. and from what i heard, the biggest monolith on earth

[stiff burrow]

5.7 and aim for da head

[serene chasm]

I’ve seen a boat hunting team with automatics get overrun by hogs and almost die

[obsidian oriole]

That'll piss it off

[radiant olive]

i need to aim 18.33 seconds ahead

[serene chasm]

They genuinely aren’t a joke

[hardy rain]

We're the country everyone claims is the place with the scary animals, so if we're managing without semi-autos for hunting, it's a skill issue on everyone else's behalf 😄

[steel pier]

cuuuuuuuuuute. kittens

[stiff burrow]

The world’s largest recorded bear was killed by a 22LR to the head by an old lady.

Search it up jetro

😼

[obsidian oriole]

You need a large caliber. There are minimum calibers when hunting boars

[hardy rain]

(Most of the animals that will kill you here, a gun wouldn't be all that effective)

[serene chasm]

Your animals are poisonous/venomous

[obsidian oriole]

A 22LR would have to go through its eye, Pedro

[stiff burrow]

Dosent make my statement wrong

[serene chasm]

American animals are built different

[obsidian oriole]

Well, you're not gonna always hit its eye

[vague cedar]

Inb4 Huntsman spider makes an appearance and scare some1 shitless

[trail salmon]

where nepenthes attenboroughii

[vague cedar]

[steel pier]

merican animals bear arms themselfes

[fathom belfry]

my dad was living in Australia from 1987-1990 in Melbourne, lots of Balkan people moved there, he had chance to get citizenship but he rejected and moved back to Croatia, my mom always told to him he made mistake, but I always actually respected his choice - Australia is nice , I was in Canada during 2018, I wanna visit Australia one day

[stiff burrow]

Also I think you are wrong, but hold on

[hardy rain]

Don't forget the crocs, and baby eating dingos, and eagles big enough to carry small children and the vertically challenged away

[obsidian oriole]

Minimum hunting calibers exist. And boars are recommended to start at 7.62

[radiant olive]

huntsman spiders are sorta harmless

[serene chasm]

This is what Americans have to deal with

[radiant olive]

funnel webs though

https://giphy.com/gifs/JOG3AA9pCgHCw

[stiff burrow]

@obsidian oriole side of the skull for the bear story

[obsidian oriole]

Through the eye. And still

[serene chasm]

They roam in packs in the hundreds

[hexed escarp]

But you waged a war against birds though. Being one of only two countries which did exactly that

[fathom belfry]

also I was not able to go to my PC for 1 full week, terrible storms 24/7 , finally today I am on PC, until Tuesday, then AGAIN storms, I gotta "enjoy" this type of summer

[stiff burrow]

But yes I do understand your sentiment, as boars are tough

[hardy rain]

Don't forget the new patch to the funnel web we have

[steel pier]

@hardy rain correct me, if im wrong

[vague cedar]

Not if you got a stroke when you got jumpscared by one LOL

[serene chasm]

Aren’t dingos basically Australian coyotes

[obsidian oriole]

Lot of the big game animals like this have high minimum calibers

[stiff burrow]

Because people can’t aim worth shit

[obsidian oriole]

Because too small will only hurt the animal and piss it off

[hardy rain]

Close enough

[fathom belfry]

I tope that weather situation in US is fine, I saw tornado reports and stuff like yesterday - I hope everyone are fine

[serene chasm]

A coyote will 100% eat a baby btw

[obsidian oriole]

No, because these animals will shrug off small calibers and charge you

That's why the most common hunting caliber is a 30_06 and .308

[stiff burrow]

Search up bear attacks with 9mm

[obsidian oriole]

Big fuck off rounds

[steel pier]

Rolling Fork, MS still recovering, from what i heard

[fathom belfry]

what happened in Minessota?

I need to check out

[steel pier]

Mississippi

[serene chasm]

We also got crocs here but we also have several other things

[fathom belfry]

oh shiet

[hardy rain]

But also at least when we had our war on birds, we didn't have casualties on our side, let alone millions of casualties as a result of the said war.

[steel pier]

Rolling Fork, Mississippi

[stiff burrow]

308 gets the job done but my point is that with good aim technically 9mm hard cast can too

[obsidian oriole]

9mm scares it away

[hardy rain]

American crocs/gators have nothing on the big saltwater crocs of Australia

[fathom belfry]

I was so damn busy I didn't watch tornado reports and usually I do that from April until June - I watch some tornado chaser streamers on TTV

[obsidian oriole]

But in most cases, it will not kill. And something as determined as a boar will not be scared away by 9mm

[serene chasm]

Moose, bears and anacondas/reticulated pythons

[steel pier]

really bad, entire town was almost wiped from the face of the earth

[fathom belfry]

but we had awful weather here in central Croatia, big hail damage, crops destroyed

[stiff burrow]

308 is best caliber though so don’t worry

[fathom belfry]

I am afraid of summer times

[stiff burrow]

308 genuinely is best boy

[fathom belfry]

that's awful, when this happened?

[obsidian oriole]

There's a big reason why a minimum caliber exists for boars

[steel pier]

it says in the picture

[obsidian oriole]

but no maximum

[serene chasm]

Polar bears which are one of the few animals to actively hunt humans is native to the US (in parts of Alaska)

[fathom belfry]

that was probably ef4 or ef5

[stiff burrow]

600 nitro his ass

[steel pier]

EF5

[serene chasm]

If anything it will make it even angrier

[obsidian oriole]

Oh no, I've seen bigger

[stiff burrow]

What is commonly bigger than 600 nitro?

[lucid wagon]

guys i got hawaii too 1.2s reload

[obsidian oriole]

Some crazy fuck used a 25mm anti tank rifle once on them

[radiant olive]

4 bore

[stiff burrow]

Yes but I said commonly

[stiff burrow]

What the hell

[fathom belfry]

I never understood people hurting animals for "fun"

[lucid wagon]

you just need 1% health confederate F-key TGG

[obsidian oriole]

600 nitro ain't common either

[lucid wagon]

and arms race

[serene chasm]

There’s that one farmer who literally has a gun truck to try to deal with the herds destroying his farm

[lucid wagon]

is this possible

[trail salmon]

i cant proc confed

[stiff burrow]

More common than 25mm

[obsidian oriole]

Not really

[stiff burrow]

Yes

[hardy rain]

127mm is fun to fire

[stiff burrow]

A rich British man ain’t using 25mm, but 600? Yes

[obsidian oriole]

.600 Nitro is very much a collector's round

[serene chasm]

He has an m134, m2 browning and 2 m249s on it

Just so he can deal with the herd

[hardy rain]

Unfortunately I can't have said 127mm mounted at my property though. Apparently that would be "problematic"

[radiant olive]

.700 nitro, 4-bore, .950 JDJ

[stiff burrow]

Arguably more of a rich-stupid-hunter round

[obsidian oriole]

Boars are monsters of animals. If they're not handled, they'll destroy large amounts of land and animals

[stiff burrow]

My goat Kentucky ballistics

[steel pier]

also, ever been to Devils Pool? in Queensland?

[fathom belfry]

well we have ton of wild boars in my region

[obsidian oriole]

They are an invasive species, and must be handled

[fathom belfry]

invasive species are also wild foxes too

[radiant olive]

Here to stick a thumb in it? 😉

[obsidian oriole]

Wild foxes don't do the same stuff boars do

[fathom belfry]

what's name for invasive species, it's dog + wild foxes

we call them with 'special name'

[hardy rain]

I haven't been that far north on land in Australia unfortunately. I do want to go to Cairns though for the tank museum

[obsidian oriole]

Wild foxes don't gang up in packs and try to attack and eat humans, Crogeek

Boars are in a league of their own

[shadow rose]

game discussy

[fathom belfry]

they go destroy chickens

[steel pier]

you heard the stories of Devils Pool before?

[stiff burrow]

Boars eat humans?

[fathom belfry]

many folks live out of chickens

[shadow rose]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pikachu-head-bang-head-banging-head-b-gif-10134615211539618859

[obsidian oriole]

They will

[fathom belfry]

at least here in my region

[hardy rain]

I haven't

[obsidian oriole]

Boars are not afraid of people and will try to kill people