game-discussion

[radiant olive]

but they never come

so they're more relaxed

and then suddenly unguided torps off their broadside

it works an absolute treat

[open yarrow]

New dev log now

[lucid wagon]

do you also get a lot of love mail

from your victims

[radiant olive]

on occasion

[steel pier]

oh look there, a peacefull Valpappe just cruising on the ocean, would be a perfect target for...................BOOOOM

[radiant olive]

blind pinging like in that vid tends to get me a lot of hackusations

[tawdry turret]

comes in the form of karma

[radiant olive]

it do be like that

[tawdry turret]

karma is arden's token to play subs now

[open yarrow]

Oh they released the one they presented

bruh

[steel pier]

i love the death cries of a dying Valpapper

[dry osprey]

how much suck for free premium?

[radiant olive]

i'm back up to 8 surprisingly

i was down to 4 earlier today

down from 16

[deep swan]

lol
"forth worth"

[lucid wagon]

i have a karma of -23 because i like to rant and insult people

so my bad

[steel pier]

i have 0

[deep swan]

just a little typo

[steel pier]

perfectly balanced

[radiant olive]

i mean it's not like karma does anything

[short wolf]

How is Taihang's armor?

[radiant olive]

ok, but nothing special

[steel pier]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thanos-perfectly-balanced-as-all-things-should-be-Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3

[lucid wagon]

isnt Taihang Hizen hull

[short wolf]

@radiant oliveHave you ever been a member of Somethingawful?

[radiant olive]

i have not

[subtle fable]

Devblog when

[short wolf]

Oh alright, your nickname reminds me of someone else I used to play games with

[short wolf]

Iwami with Soviet guns

And deepwater torps

[radiant olive]

the only major community i was a part of was when i played Eve Online

[lucid wagon]

Hizen and Iwami share the same hull

[short wolf]

Were you with Goons?

[woven marsh]

Tier 9 Slava but better

[lucid wagon]

im like 90% sure

[radiant olive]

Pandemic Legion

[short wolf]

GoonWaffe

[radiant olive]

neat

[short wolf]

Damn

Very nice to see you around

[plush oxide]

I was about to ask you what a Hizen was and then I realised it's a ship that exists

[radiant olive]

i've encountered a few people from eve online on occasion

[lucid wagon]

then you realized Hizen is dogshit

and never should be used

[radiant olive]

names i recognize

[short wolf]

Back when I used to play EVE, WoWS was initially picking up in general

2015 and later

[stiff burrow]

did they seriously just add Wisconsin as a mega gambler ship

[radiant olive]

i started playing eve in 2009, played it until 2018 or so

[short wolf]

I gave up EVE on about 2016

[drifting marlin]

gaishu's an eve guy too

[radiant olive]

oh really

[finite quail]

devblog when

[radiant olive]

neat, what alliance?

[short wolf]

GoonSwarm of course

[drifting marlin]

idk i never played with him

but was a smaller gank one iirc

[lucid wagon]

yes

and i will GET IT.

and COMPLAIN about it.

[drifting marlin]

not goon

[short wolf]

I'm an OG Somethingawful Goon

[radiant olive]

i'll have to ask him next time i see

him

[open yarrow]

This Zuikatsu guy on stream was handsome

[radiant olive]

ehhhh, 6/10

[short wolf]

I've added you

[drifting marlin]

wao thanks

[lucid wagon]

0/10

[radiant olive]

i can improve that score if USS Nautilus is added

😉

[tawdry turret]

ask for his info

[lucid wagon]

what does Zuikaku look like

[tawdry turret]

[short wolf]

You main subs these days, right?

[radiant olive]

I dunno, but a Daihatsu is a nice car

and yes

https://discordapp.com/channels/669128285527080961/1463427839729733674/1504215116504371274

exhibit A

[short wolf]

I should probably watch you playing if you stream sometime

[steel pier]

Harugumo uses captured Bofors AA, interesting

[radiant olive]

on occasion, here in discord

[short wolf]

Rog, I'll be watching next time you stream

[lucid wagon]

supercoom submarine player

[short wolf]

Good sub play is something I need to get my ropes on

[open yarrow]

[short wolf]

I'll also follow him

[steel pier]

abit smoll though, innit?

[radiant olive]

playing a sub is easy

Playing a sub in such a manner that you have actual match impact is hard

[short wolf]

Indeed, and having impact is what I'm after

[tawdry turret]

I mean thats all the ships

[warm pier]

not really

[short wolf]

I've gotten 4501 for free for the 10th anniversary

[warm pier]

minotaur easily has battle impact as long as you're a bit careful

[radiant olive]

BB's and CV's have a FAR easier time having significant impact

[tawdry turret]

The "impact" guy

[radiant olive]

lol

[lucid wagon]

bro

i just saw a Wisconsin get devstruck by Republique

fucking Republique

top 1 worst players of all time?

[warm pier]

ya and?

[lucid wagon]

im going to save this replay file

[radiant olive]

i've devstruck peeps in my repub

[warm pier]

its 8 shells with near-vermont pen and 2.1 sigma :|

what you expect

[radiant olive]

and then add legmod

[lucid wagon]

bro its a wisconsin 😭

[radiant olive]

whiskey is not know to have THAT much armor

[warm pier]

underwater citadel not hacks

still citadelable

[blazing dock]

underwater citadel btw

[lucid wagon]

yeah but getting devstruck in Wisconsin of all ships takes some genuine skill

[lament birch]

You get way more likely to bonk whisk past like 13k

[lucid wagon]

even if the citadel is technically citable

[blazing dock]

at what range tho

[lucid wagon]

how cov this was at 14km

[lucid wagon]

i watch Wisconsin fight the Republique and go broadside to him

gg i love this dude

[quaint mirage]

When does the British BB line start getting good

[tawdry turret]

thats on the wis now

[radiant olive]

when you switch to the battlecruiser line

[woven marsh]

7

7 and 8 are good

7 is cracked

8 is just good

9 is meh

[quaint mirage]

KGV?

[woven marsh]

10 is good

Yes

[lucid wagon]

i might be free for like

[drifting marlin]

KGV is a little busted

[tawdry turret]

yea

[lucid wagon]

2-3 more h our

[woven marsh]

KGV is cracked

[lucid wagon]

if you want to play

you know whats even MORE CRACKED???

the Duncan.

[tawdry turret]

I'm in class

[lucid wagon]

Best ship. Ever.

Trust.

[woven marsh]

Duncan is so ass

[warm pier]

if you angle a bit it lifts cit out of water

[lucid wagon]

sad,.

[woven marsh]

I hate that thing

[quaint mirage]

and was the nelson a premium ship because I cant find it in the tech tree

[radiant olive]

personally i'm a bigger fan of the battlecruisers

yes

it is

[lucid wagon]

yeah because the St Vincent line is fucking insnae

[radiant olive]

as is rodney

[tawdry turret]

I'd never tried out the BB line apart from having Warspite

[quaint mirage]

fuck

[drifting marlin]

i liked rooke a lot

[tawdry turret]

I don't think I'll enjoy it much

[lucid wagon]

St Vincent just sucks against other BBs nose in

its really easy to annihilate one

[radiant olive]

that's why you don't go nose in

[warm pier]

got conqueror a while ago

lucky devstrike on a kremlin

[steel pier]

and if was in turning broadside, he may have accidently lifted his cit enough out the water to get devstruck

[lucid wagon]

Rooke is very good yeah

[steel pier]

[warm pier]

"accidentally"

[woven marsh]

I want to put these destruction effects on my Russian or Chinese ships

[radiant olive]

Renown is excellent as well

[lucid wagon]

i hated Hawke

personally

[warm pier]

i have lny camo on all cl for some reason

they fit well

[steel pier]

i mean, he surely wasnt intentionally lifting his cit out the water, but by turning, did so

[radiant olive]

honestly the only real downer in that line for me was duncan

[lucid wagon]

Duncan was fine but i swear to god anytime my ass got spotted for 0.1 milisecond i get cit

LOL

[radiant olive]

but then i LOVE willem

which is a duncan

sorta

[lucid wagon]

negative faraming

[radiant olive]

willem is such a good bote

[lucid wagon]

Should we play more irresistible to farm damage for pr

hmmmm

[radiant olive]

duncan once tried to island camp near me

ehhh

st vincent

sorry

[warm pier]

me when neptune :)

[trail salmon]

@shadow rose WORT WORT WORT IN 15.5!!!!!!

[radiant olive]

2 airstrikes later....

[trail salmon]

lets goooooo

[warm pier]

although neptune was a bit better than edinburgh

[lucid wagon]

yo playing a USN BB when a willem de eerste is in the game is fucking unbearable

if you get in range

[warm pier]

edinburgh was very painful

[steel pier]

stop Kunming and no goon

[tawdry turret]

[trail salmon]

WAITTTT ADMIRAL BUNDLE

no gambling

lets gooo

except im brokege

[woven marsh]

Dumb

[radiant olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/429016960869859341/1499344150640988282/image.png?ex=6a0640cd&is=6a04ef4d&hm=5482d1f8b98ede79ec9eeeaef583d7905f00f3ff068f00ba3afbaa542bf4884b&

1 airstrike

[steel pier]

stop gooning and no kunminging david

[trail salmon]

lemme admire muh glorious wort wort wort

[analog jackal]

damn that congress compensation is really low

[steel pier]

my AL Massa, who will devstrike your Ft Worth

[radiant olive]

bro, have you seen the comp for the containers?

[woven marsh]

What's the compensation?

Doubs?

[woven marsh]

3k fxp

[radiant olive]

3k fxp if you already have all the ships

[trail salmon]

i dont even have it

[radiant olive]

what a joke

[tawdry turret]

*dies

[woven marsh]

WG fell off after giving us nothing for compensation

[steel pier]

not yet

[warm pier]

i mean not many run super heavy p anyways.

[woven marsh]

Actually stupid

[lament birch]

3k is an actual insult comp

[radiant olive]

agreed

[lament birch]

like straight insult

[trail salmon]

im never getting it

[lament birch]

not even buttering it just diabolical low blow

[trail salmon]

im brokege

[woven marsh]

So dumb

[warm pier]

wut container :|

[lament birch]

lowest hanging fruit comp

[woven marsh]

It should at least be the doubloon value of the ship

Like that's stupid we're not getting that

We got a copy of the ship so we should get what the ship is worth

[lucid wagon]

that is actually really fucking funny ngl

3k fxp

LOL

[woven marsh]

If WG is saying the ship is worth 3k fxp then we should be able to buy them for 3k fxp

[radiant olive]

that had better be a typo

and be 300k fxp

[woven marsh]

300k isn't as bad yeah

[lucid wagon]

wait so what crate leads to the wisconsin G

[radiant olive]

and even then

the presidential trunk container

[steel pier]

holy superscamtainer

[deep swan]

Free crate compensation is always a joke

[deep swan]

very annoying

[warm pier]

bruh none of these ships even that good

[woven marsh]

Honestly a sloppy update

Disappointed in WG

[lucid wagon]

"None of these ships is even that good"

the nefarious Wisconsin G

[radiant olive]

ehhhh, tennessee?

[lucid wagon]

that too

[mental sundial]

i think enterprise is good

[warm pier]

its pretty good

not thatttttttt good

[radiant olive]

bridgeport

[mental sundial]

im not a ceevee player though

[woven marsh]

Cambridhe and Bridgport

[warm pier]

bridgeport was free :|

[woven marsh]

This is coming from the same guy who said Vermont was mid btw

[lucid wagon]

oh shit

[tall geyser]

hahahhahaha i love pakying libertad'

[woven marsh]

😂

[tall geyser]

hahha hahahahaha

[lucid wagon]

cambridge is in there

[warm pier]

also bridgeport is basically a....

[trail salmon]

can someone gift me the wort wort wort

[lucid wagon]

yo if you drop Cambridge you genuinely needa celebrate

[trail salmon]

its the cuck chair

[lucid wagon]

because Cambridge is just diabolically op

[warm pier]

baltimore but sometimes worse sometimes better

worse because no radar

better cuz mbrb

[trail salmon]

i wish i had it :(

[warm pier]

depends on matchmaker

[trail salmon]

or any premium

[woven marsh]

And better conceal

[mental sundial]

bob im sick

[lucid wagon]

isnt bridgeport smth like 9.3 or 9.6

[steel pier]

i gift you a day of premium

[mental sundial]

[trail salmon]

noooooo

[steel pier]

[lucid wagon]

i guess ill be gambling for Wisconsin G

[woven marsh]

Want a hug?

[short wolf]

Don't you do that mister

[lucid wagon]

i already own all the ships in trunk so what is my actual chance of getting too Wisconsin G

[mental sundial]

I don’t want you to get sick either

[radiant olive]

hey bob, seen my latest vid? 😄

[trail salmon]

can you save some for me 🥺

[woven marsh]

I can hug you with a hazmat suit on

[mental sundial]

I don’t have saipan or Fort Worth

[woven marsh]

No

[mental sundial]

I think i have everything else in the crate

[lament birch]

Ah and PR returns once more for a price far more than its worth to actually bother to get

[radiant olive]

https://discordapp.com/channels/669128285527080961/1463427839729733674/1504215116504371274

enjoy

[lament birch]

I love these crate within a crate cars

[woven marsh]

No I don't want to watch

[radiant olive]

awww

spoilsport

[woven marsh]

I am not watching sub gameplay ✌️ 😂

[shadow rose]

wort wort wort!

[woven marsh]

Especially sub gameplay using broken ahhh consumable

[trail salmon]

indeedddd its comingggg

[lucid wagon]

do you think i can get to Wisconsin G with 108k doubloons if I buy Fort Worth for straight money

is there a way to calculate this

[shadow rose]

234s are da waeeeee

[deep swan]

1.5% lol

[lucid wagon]

using assumptions

[woven marsh]

There's only one way to find out

Go get em

[trail salmon]

gift meeeeeeee

[lucid wagon]

nuh uh

im greedy

[atomic stone]

Extremely happy with the spanish leg captain. Very fun talents and none are locked behind random battle achievements. Also some neat improved skills.

[woven marsh]

Nephew don't beg

[radiant olive]

you can easily calculate it

both the average and max

[woven marsh]

Very happy with this broken ahh commander, yes we know

[atomic stone]

Don't play pvp so don't care

[lucid wagon]

what is the likely price of trunk container

1,250?

[radiant olive]

we don't know

[hybrid whale]

So aparently Paulo amilio is a fucking terror in brawl

[lucid wagon]

im gonn calculate for 1,250 and 2,500

[trail salmon]

plz 🥺

[dry osprey]

is there a Bismarck B?

[woven marsh]

There's no other modes besides pvp wdym

The AI modes don't count

[deep swan]

100 crates is only a 33% chance without the guaranteed drop lol

[woven marsh]

Also don't unique commander talents not work in AI modes anymore?

[lucid wagon]

there will be a guaranteed tho so

[hybrid whale]

Im pretty sure as long as they’re not achivement activated they work

[atomic stone]

Not that I know of?

[woven marsh]

Ah ok

My msitake then

[steel pier]

i already know, which spanish ship, this chap will be on

[woven marsh]

Or was it assym

[atomic stone]

Guess

[woven marsh]

Bazan

[atomic stone]

They work there too

[lucid wagon]

yo this shit is gonna be like

[steel pier]

take a guess, if you want

[lucid wagon]

350k doubloons

[atomic stone]

No

[lucid wagon]

how do you calculate this

[woven marsh]

It's gonna be best on Bazan

[woven marsh]

Math

You're Asian, you should be good at math

[radiant olive]

well we don't know the pity drop rate yet

[lament birch]

dont just take out a small loan of a million dollars

[radiant olive]

so we can't accurately calculate it

but judging by regular drop rates

[lucid wagon]

10 pity

[radiant olive]

on average 100 trunk containers for 1 golden ship/PR

[steel pier]

i meant: ik already on which of my ships he will be on

[radiant olive]

300 for all

[hybrid whale]

Its only 12k for a mil actually scratch that its 4k for a mil

[atomic stone]

¿?

[radiant olive]

that's without a pity

[atomic stone]

Was gonna put him on my victoria

[steel pier]

i have other ships for a good chap

especially, since his "fight against all odds"

in the us-spanish war

[woven marsh]

This is gonna be a top tier captain for shitters

[strange mulch]

Jarvis, get sturdy on 'em

[woven marsh]

I hope you can obtain him in a normal way

Like for coal

[lucid wagon]

i got ~196 as an average assuming 10 pity on Tea Caddey

[woven marsh]

Or in a campaign

[radiant olive]

yeah 10 pity is way too low

[lucid wagon]

10% chance

[radiant olive]

20 pity

[lucid wagon]

im gonna assume they work like gift container

[lament birch]

its got pr cro

[radiant olive]

is more realistic

[lucid wagon]

ok true

[lament birch]

atleast 20

[steel pier]

make us get him, like we got Helfrich, collection

[lament birch]

pay2rico shall never fail

[trail salmon]

and wisconsin g

[lucid wagon]

well now i got 265 containers

[lament birch]

the legend lives on

[trail salmon]

😭

[lucid wagon]

but do not trust my math

[lucid wagon]

thats what i said!!!

the pay 2 rico returns only for money

[atomic stone]

He looks stereotypically british btw

[trail salmon]

its a meh ship

[lucid wagon]

i own it

[steel pier]

well. he will surely do well on my Numancia

[atomic stone]

So spain is getting a charles darwin look alike

[trail salmon]

well its MEH

[lucid wagon]

Bro so base on my calculations ~264 containers for 329,250 doubloons assuming 1,250 dubs per container.

yummy.

[woven marsh]

It is pretty shit

[trail salmon]

i should make my EU acc Charles_Darwin402

[lucid wagon]

or like 658,500 doubloons if you want to assume 2,500 per container

this is fucking amazing.

[short wolf]

Which containers is that about

[atomic stone]

Mr_Bean404

[lucid wagon]

the new ones

Presidential Trunk and Tea Caddy

[trail salmon]

for america

[lucid wagon]

for Wisconsin G/Puerto Rico/ Forth Worth G

[trail salmon]

hahahaha i have a funny pun

Presidential TRUMP

hahahaha

[steel pier]

Mr_Bean_the_Only403

[woven marsh]

Why isn't the container orange

[trail salmon]

AGREEEED

[lucid wagon]

trump container

drops hotel trump skin for wisconsin

[lament birch]

orange man had influence on this ong

[deep swan]

$2600

[atomic stone]

I also need to add fart worth to my "ships to get because named after a place in texas" list

[fringe crow]

We're getting a lot of gold in this 'murica update so close enough

[woven marsh]

Are we actually getting doubs?

How many doubs are we getting Aunt

[lament birch]

11k if you have congress already

[fringe crow]

No just a lot of gold decoration

[woven marsh]

Who would own that shitstain already

[atomic stone]

Is that where all the gold in fort knox is going?

[woven marsh]

🤣

[trail salmon]

yoooo wait that would be funny

[lucid wagon]

huh

[fringe crow]

I'm not sure if it's real gold

[lucid wagon]

what about Congress?

[trail salmon]

and make it have cool sounds

like

[lucid wagon]

11k dubs for Congress if you.. what?

[trail salmon]

when you get a devstrike

"you just got hit by my big, beautiful salvo"

[deep swan]

complete the campaign

[lament birch]

[deep swan]

of course this requires you to own a Congress

[atomic stone]

That's what he said

[trail salmon]

"tariffs for you"

[tawdry turret]

[steel pier]

dont make me react with "warn"

[lucid wagon]

unfortunately i do

[fringe crow]

Constitution in the modified New York port
Interesting

[woven marsh]

Flamu played with a Trump mod

[hybrid whale]

Suffering from succes

[woven marsh]

I remember a clip of it

It was funny

Trump voice mod

[lucid wagon]

they shouldve got Baron Trump to voice act special commander for the Wisconsin G

[trail salmon]

omg send me the clip

i need

[steel pier]

trump voice mod, aka crimes against wows humanity

[woven marsh]

It was yearrrrrrrrrrrrs ago

[trail salmon]

omg trump tower is there somewhere 😭

[fringe crow]

DJ Khaled commander when

[trail salmon]

another one

[vestal oyster]

i like the new devblog

[woven marsh]

Bonnie Blue commander when

[winter fjord]

if you have congress you will get dubs for comp @lucid wagon

[vestal oyster]

glad it mentioned that congress was going to be free because i was considering buying it

[woven marsh]

Why would you do such a thing

😂

[atomic stone]

I'm more happy spain got a legendary commander

[river dune]

i already own congress, so i get free doubs and use them to buy containers with enterprise in them

[lucid wagon]

11k free dubs

[woven marsh]

Good work Aunt

[lucid wagon]

for dogshit ship

ez

[woven marsh]

Yeah

[lucid wagon]

hmmm

[atomic stone]

What's wrong with congress other than it's slow and doesn't work?

[undone mesa]

new american event another free american cruiser 😔

[woven marsh]

It's shitty and does nothing

[lucid wagon]

i just realize i can infact

buy my way through this entire event

i have 122k NT saved

omg guys

i can GAMBLE.

[atomic stone]

So it literally lives up to its name

[winter fjord]

im sad about this

[fringe crow]

Three within the span of a year and all T8

[lucid wagon]

do you think 3.8k USD is enough to win me a Whisky G

[woven marsh]

No

Spend more

[lucid wagon]

Wisconsin Deluxe skin to flex on peasants

[hybrid whale]

Yeah flexing your economic stupiditet ~~i cannot say shir what so ever im the guy getting 500k dubs for christmas ~~

[river dune]

i think owning original wisconsin is more of a flex, since so many people missed out on it

[lucid wagon]

500k dubs what the fuck are you doing

[river dune]

[lucid wagon]

i mean i do own it but i nearly own all G skins

so i kinda have to continue

its my own trap

[hybrid whale]

Satan crates

[woven marsh]

slop, gem and more slopy

Billions must grind

[atomic stone]

Seasonal depression hits hard

[hybrid whale]

Gotta get the third yamato class ship

[woven marsh]

WHY are there HOES in my ship game discord

[lucid wagon]

who is that

[hybrid whale]

Cause your single

[woven marsh]

A bot

[woven marsh]

Oh true

[crystal cliff]

I have a chance to get Cambridge now

[woven marsh]

How does it know though

[crystal cliff]

lesss goo

[lucid wagon]

dude just wait for christmas

[tawdry turret]

trap girls

[hybrid whale]

Like i havent gotten one since getting a gf

[tawdry turret]

how do they even know

[lucid wagon]

what does trap girl mean?

[hybrid whale]

Tracks you online time

[crystal cliff]

i want it before then

[quasi jasper]

OH DEAR GOD

[tawdry turret]

clearly ur besties playing tricks on u

[river dune]

there's less ships in these containers, it's better to whale now actually

[quasi jasper]

My wallet is trying to kill me

[hybrid whale]

Its a fishing link

[tawdry turret]

either a man faking or some money digger or scammer

[quasi jasper]

im going so far in for golden whisky and fort worth

[tawdry turret]

or all the above

[lucid wagon]

faking being a woman what is the appeal

[lucid wagon]

i guess scamming?

[woven marsh]

It's probably a scammer

[deep swan]

"download my virus please"

[lucid wagon]

guys im a woman can you all send me 900 bucks to pay for my world of warships

[woven marsh]

Because no girl is actually gonna go into wows official

[river dune]

[tawdry turret]

Beastbux

[lucid wagon]

yeah im man howd you know

can we use your man-woman converter

[tawdry turret]

[woven marsh]

Yeah idk why I convert men to women

[tawdry turret]

r u one of the dwarfs in snow white

[woven marsh]

Idk why it keeps happening

[lucid wagon]

my gender is HOWEVER i FEEL.

[lucid wagon]

yes

[tawdry turret]

must be a gift from god

harem in the making

[hybrid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/endfield-gif-16598060722242561803

Guys im a hot femboy can you

[analog jackal]

Im an ugly ass white male can you pay pal me 30k?

[lucid wagon]

sure

[analog jackal]

Thanks

[hybrid whale]

No i only PayPal hot athenian femboys

[lucid wagon]

kowatari i have NT 122k should I gamble

it is enough

Wisconsin G with cool snakes on it

what is symbol of that mean?

snakes

[crystal cliff]

prob don't tread on me

[tawdry turret]

just kowa is enough

and maybe

[crystal cliff]

thats what i'm assume

[tawdry turret]

jUsT mAyBe

[atomic stone]

My guess is that propaganda picture of the snake representing the 13 colonies

[lucid wagon]

why the snake chopped up like food in a market 😭?

[crystal cliff]

america

[atomic stone]

Ask benjamin franklin, not me

[tawdry turret]

so am i supposed to like

dig him up

or i go to a seer

[atomic stone]

Could also do a seance, talk to his spirit avatar style...

[lucid wagon]

yo for anyone hoping to be lucky

[atomic stone]

Nah

[lucid wagon]

you have a 0.333% chance to get Wisconsin G

on the first crate

i believe in you

[atomic stone]

I'd be lucky, being unlucky

[lucid wagon]

drops Puerto Rico

massive tragedy

[vernal flower]

bro didn't pay attention in US history

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-coke-coca-cola-shake-gif-12205645606569695775

[lucid wagon]

i am not american

[vernal flower]

you will soon be

[tawdry turret]

bro isnt US

[vernal flower]

[atomic stone]

I got only 2 ships from the super container ever: Marblehead and Ark Royal

[gleaming trench]

Now Bazan have 9000 more HP

[woven marsh]

Blessed be it is not to be American

[gleaming trench]

Really

[tawdry turret]

My most recent is Gonzaga from the 0.5% box

[ashen pond]

is she okay?

[crystal cliff]

mine is Loyang B .4% chance

[hybrid whale]

Those aint bad

[vernal flower]

the context is a propaganda piece by ben franklin to tell the colonies during the french and indian war that basically meant
"hey, if we don't act together and protect our shit, the french will take it"

[lucid wagon]

wowee

[atomic stone]

An omaha copy and a British cv isn't bad?

[hybrid whale]

There are worse things to get

[crystal cliff]

ironically the frenchies helped us win our independance

[hybrid whale]

You could have gotten clones of ships you hate

[vernal flower]

then when the revolution happened it turned into
"hey if we don't act together and protect our shit, the french british will take it"

[atomic stone]

Like Marblehead

[hybrid whale]

Yeah but ark is a decent ribbon printer for t6

And does have good dmg potential

[finite quail]

and then later, it was
"hey if we don't act together and protect our shit, the french british germans will take it"

[atomic stone]

Well, I have heard good things about ark royal. Might give her a chance sometime

[crystal cliff]

then it was the japansese

[finite quail]

https://klipy.com/gifs/truth-nuke-true-3--k01KRHZVQF76DHF74X9S2BZBASW

[hybrid whale]

Shes not anything special but shes got good bomb count and dmg with decent fire chance and pen

[tawdry turret]

and now its not even them who's going to say it

[crystal cliff]

true

[tawdry turret]

1 extra torpa at t6 too

[hybrid whale]

That i didnt know but its been a while since I played her

If I remember correctly her only true issue is easlily deplaned

[tawdry turret]

I don't play CV but I do use her and Zep when I need to do CV related missions

[winter fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/they-dropped-the-sun-on-us-twice-russianbadger-gif-8637664346629155745

[hybrid whale]

I would say same but ive been playing more shinano and yorktown

[blazing dock]

sandy never has been okay

[valid bay]

does the Tea Caddy container has a guarantee?

[lucid wagon]

probably

[tawdry turret]

doubt

[lucid wagon]

stop caring about your class and play with me

be NEET

trust

[tawdry turret]

i thought u told me skipping is bad

[lucid wagon]

it is bad unless i say so!!!!!

[valid bay]

I want Wisconsin, I was lazy that summer🥲

[lucid wagon]

what nation do you life in

[woeful kelp]

I took the commander quiz....turns out I'm Gunther Lutjins!!!!!!

[lucid wagon]

for reference it cost 2,682 USD on average

for Wisconsin G

i did calculations

[tawdry turret]

before spending

right?

and u will spend

[lucid wagon]

50/50

[tawdry turret]

highlighted word : will

[valid bay]

For a G ship or Wisconsin G

[lucid wagon]

Wisconsin G

[valid bay]

[crystal cliff]

good lord thats a lot of money

imagine i pull it in one crate

[trail salmon]

omg

gacha 50/50

[trail salmon]

ok chat is dedge

[tawdry turret]

yes

[woven marsh]

1:49pm

[tawdry turret]

9:51am

[trail salmon]

9:51 pm

[woven marsh]

2:01pm

[tawdry turret]

10:01am

[frigid steeple]

am i tweaking or should subs not have their speeds drastically reduced under water?

[obsidian oriole]

Wonder if Canarias should get her burst fire back

[woven marsh]

I know what your name means

[frigid steeple]

no u dont

[woven marsh]

Sus

[frigid steeple]

its an inside joke so ik u dont

[woven marsh]

Something is inside alright

🤨

[frigid steeple]

yea yea shut it

[eager pumice]

Oh
I have Congress

Yay
Dabloons

[frigid steeple]

u dont know what u think u know

[woven marsh]

u u u

I do

[lucid wagon]

you like teaching new players right

[woven marsh]

I like teaching new players

[lucid wagon]

what do you think of statement "getting 2 million potential damage is hard"

[woven marsh]

But this guy

[frigid steeple]

do not

[lucid wagon]

this guy just refuses

[woven marsh]

This guy doesn't want to learn

[frigid steeple]

potential? have you heard of this guy named megumi fushiguro

[eager pumice]

You know people were struggling with getting 50k spotting damage

With how the WoWs playerbase is headed "have a 100k game" will be a challenge mission atp

[lucid wagon]

bro i got 100k damage in aki and i feel awful player for that

[tawdry turret]

what ship

[lucid wagon]

and it was a complete blow out

[woven marsh]

Kremlin

Preussen

[lucid wagon]

this dude has kremlin yamato montana preussen etc etc

[woven marsh]

Montana

[lucid wagon]

and he still says he cannot do it

[lament birch]

honestly for some even 50k is a challenge in t10 somehow

[tawdry turret]

wait who

[eager pumice]

I think like half my TX ships average over 100k lol

[tawdry turret]

wat did i skipa

[frigid steeple]

why does sonar ping have reload time

[lucid wagon]

BRO KOWATARI

[cunning lichen]

any BB can get to 2 mill potential

[lucid wagon]

MY KREMLIN STATS ON MY ALT

ARE SOOO BAD

[cunning lichen]

that should be standard

[lucid wagon]

LOLLL

[cunning lichen]

like

[lucid wagon]

WHAT IS THIS DOGSHIT 😭

[cunning lichen]

if you are a BB

and you die before hitting 2 mill potential then you fucked up as a BB

[lucid wagon]

yeah this dude thinks its hard to get 2m pot as a BB

[eager pumice]

Well they were doing 20k average in T6 so it checks out

[frigid steeple]

2mil in 1 game?

[lucid wagon]

yeah

thats all you need

[tawdry turret]

[cunning lichen]

2 million is the bare minimum

[frigid steeple]

is there even that much health in a whole lobby?

[cunning lichen]

potential damage.

[lucid wagon]

my sibir averages 2.8 million pot

my kremlin 2.3

idk what is so hard for this dude

yeah even in petro i have over 1.5m avg

[frigid steeple]

like u hit sum1 and those rounds do their dmg but flooding and fire could also cause dmg but they repair it so it doesnt happen?

[cunning lichen]

the only BB that has somewhat of an excuse is like

Rhode Island

and even then

[frigid steeple]

wouldnt that be capped at the ships health?

[cunning lichen]

you should be doing a bit of tanking

[hardy thicket]

？

[lucid wagon]

i dont even think that counts

because my rhode island potential avg is 1.78 million

and even then thats just playing super casual

[cunning lichen]

that's fine

[tawdry turret]

I mean 2m is easy

unless u casually misplay

[cunning lichen]

you can get 2 mill potential by dodging

and not actually getting hit

[tawdry turret]

but i still don't have the context of this

so

[lucid wagon]

oh i was playing aki and i did like 100k damage exact

in 13 minutes

because there was 0 spotting

[cunning lichen]

but if ur not average 2 mill potential almost every game then you are not playing BB correctly

[lucid wagon]

so 2/3rds of my damages were bombs

lol

[tawdry turret]

who in the Kremlin

that cant get 2mil

[sweet granite]

2 mil pot is guaranteed for:

1. People not afk in spawn
2. Your BB has hp armor and either improved healing or dcp

[lucid wagon]

this dude named WindyFish

or something

[lucid wagon]

yea

[cunning lichen]

you dont need an improved heal or DCP

you just

angle your armor

and not eat cits or torps

[sweet granite]

Or have Fire Prevention on your captain

[cunning lichen]

sure

but fires

[sweet granite]

So you dont die to 2xfires on midship

[cunning lichen]

dont contribute to potential damage

there are some BBs I dont have FP on and I still can get 2 mill potential quite easily just by managing my DCPs

[lucid wagon]

2 mill pot is really simple. You can kinda just afk and get it.

[obsidian oriole]

Are you doing the BB extra heal skill?

[lucid wagon]

so idk.

[sweet granite]

For the ones with fast dcp like Krem or good heals like the Brits, yeah you can greed for Furious instead of FP

[frigid steeple]

the game doesnt go past ww2 does it

[lucid wagon]

it does quite a bit

many of the ships are cold war

[frigid steeple]

ah

is there stuff past tier 10?

[woven marsh]

Some ships have chopper pads

yes

Tier 11

[frigid steeple]

that it?

[azure marten]

most "modern" ship in terms of what the game says as ship design is the egdar as a 1971 design iirc

[sweet granite]

Here is my take: CVs can be OP and dropping people for tons of damage, but they cannot do it without risking their ship

[hearty hound]

haha? nice prank WEEGEE

mogged the bot out btw xd

[obsidian oriole]

Its not

Edgar is based out of a hyper fake modernized 1947 CLAA design

[cunning lichen]

well no, if you go afk then you probably wont hit it

like I siad

[obsidian oriole]

The most modern ship in our game... funny enough, is T10 destroyer Hull

[lucid wagon]

when i say afk i dont literally mean afk

[obsidian oriole]

Its gun systems place it as a 1975-76 ship

[cunning lichen]

people who dont hit 2 mill potential generally dont know how to position, push in and die early, or sit at the back of the map doing nothing meaningful. The same people who play GK and still have all their HP and heals at the end of the match still in spawn.

[sweet granite]

Make a class of "combat cv" where you either get close to drop people or sit at the back of the map and your planes are so slow that you become useless

[obsidian oriole]

Sounds like you want a neutered Hildebrand

[sweet granite]

I can yeah, eat a cv drop for 20k

[cunning lichen]

Ive seen so many BB players with all their HP sitting at the back of the map at the end of a game.

[sweet granite]

But hes gotta risk something

Its as dumb as arty in WOT

Make them have HP and armor and low range for planes and I'm cool

[frigid steeple]

why no us subs after the ww2 ones?

[obsidian oriole]

Alliance

Take it or leave it

[frigid steeple]

huh

[azure marten]

we have tonjin

[sweet granite]

How about making Hydro minimap spot the subs while they are inside its range?

[obsidian oriole]

Oh. US subs

[azure marten]

she was just recently obtainable

oh I didnt see the american part

[frigid steeple]

us

[azure marten]

well, balao is in her guppy refit

[frigid steeple]

united states

[azure marten]

which did happen post ww2

[frigid steeple]

but why none of the fancy stealth and or nuclear ones

[obsidian oriole]

Best you'd get is an eventual supership after Balao. Which likely would be a Barracuda or Tang class

Likely Tang, as that has more torpedoes than the Barracuda

[pliant relic]

combat cv that drops troops onto the islands that then launch anti ship missiles at people

[west scaffold]

guys what is your opinion on shinano as a steel ship

[lucid wagon]

hello

[trail salmon]

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[rustic hearth]

wisconsin G

perfect for a whale like me

[cedar raft]

And I thought someone said no more whaling

[rustic hearth]

we will see

honestly it depends on the price

i have slava so wisconsin is eh

[cedar raft]

Put it at $1 but hard pity at 500

[rustic hearth]

the al shinano incident

[cedar raft]

I mean $1 is decent

If your luck is good

You'll get

[azure marten]

the only ship I want is fort worth, and since i already have everything else, it should be pretty easy

I dont want any of the G ships

already have PR

[lucid wagon]

what is the biggest dd in game

by length and uhh idk

width?

[cedar raft]

Isn't that the Elbong

[tiny radish]

people were complaining that they needed to get just 1 game with 1600 BXP for aigle

[trail salmon]

size dd

[azure marten]

you have these for length

[trail salmon]

-# joking

[lucid wagon]

what is Lubeck

[azure marten]

old test platform for elbonk UU

[cedar raft]

Yeah Elbingbong was supposed to be a cruiser IRL?

[whole meteor]

oh damn khaba is a lot shorter than i thought

[trail salmon]

whats the shortest dd

i think its daring

[azure marten]

do we consider all tiers or just higher tiers

[trail salmon]

t10

[trail salmon]

meh

im sorta right

actually

i am right

i KNEW IT

[azure marten]

didnt think somers was the same size as daring

[tiny radish]

4 turrets will do it

[azure marten]

I mean I thought somers was longer because of the 4 turrets and 3 torp racks

guess not

its not even heavier than daring

wtf tashkent 39 has the highest base speed

beats kleber by .3

[tiny radish]

1920s-30s ships tend to cram everything possible on the smallest hulls

its naval tetris

look at mogami or graf spee

[lucid wagon]

they shouldve made a 300m long ship

and just like that i am shocked to learn libertad is infact 300m long ingame

wtf

[trail salmon]

you're a daring

im an elbing

[lucid wagon]

cannot catch a break

[trail salmon]

SHORT

[tawdry turret]

lmao

[trail salmon]

i gotta rub it in

[tawdry turret]

dis u irl ->

[trail salmon]

agreed

[rustic hearth]

☕

[azure marten]

shouldn't of revealed your height

(im not above 6'0 so my opinion is irrelevant 😔 )

[trail salmon]

i can flex

[rustic hearth]

where i live my height is considred average

[trail salmon]

im 5'11.5"

[rustic hearth]

[digital notch]

Decals can only be linked to ships without camouflages, or with camouflages that do not alter the ship's 3D model. 

Also, decals won't be compatible with camouflages based on non-standard materials, such as Golden or Black Friday camouflages. 

oh

so naked ships gets tattoos

😭

[trail salmon]

oh wait hi haruna

it seems like you're researching the decals to improve the cinema

[wooden marsh]

hello fello human things

[trail salmon]

hi

[viral hawk]

Wisconsin golden is crazy

[rustic hearth]

i mean

AL shinano is a thing

so

[digital notch]

whats the best looking golden camo so far

[azure marten]

imo aki g

[eager pumice]

I've never seen all of them in detail but probably not the one that says the name of the ship in giant letters on the side

[digital notch]

i mean i can post the current ones here

[azure marten]

ive actually never seen a ZF6 golden in game

[digital notch]

im missing Suzuya G

😭

[viral hawk]

yea but a dockyard ship ?

the best one too

[azure marten]

we already had ZF-6 golden

[trail salmon]

hawaii g looks good

[azure marten]

I just checked how many people have played it

[digital notch]

am i one of them

[azure marten]

282 on EU, 165 on NA, 190 in asia

[digital notch]

aki G does look pretty

ZF-6 G too

[eager pumice]

How G ship players be looking

[azure marten]

there is more Alabama VLs and STs than ZF-6 Gs

surely suzuya VL is rarer

[digital notch]

hawaii G looks tacky

😭

i dont really like this

[eager pumice]

That's the one that says Hawaii on the side right

Yeah
I don't like it

[azure marten]

okay yeah suzuya VL barely has 60 players across all servers

[digital notch]

Bremen G's pattern look insane though

[eager pumice]

The heck is Suzuya VL

[azure marten]

volunteer suzuya

I assume the same thing as Alabama VL

[digital notch]

the OG golden

[azure marten]

the golden that started it all

[digital notch]

man

those turrets looks so good

[azure marten]

wasnt that also the first wishing wharf

[digital notch]

yeah

[azure marten]

hate that thing so much

can't wait for it to come back next patch

[digital notch]

Suzuya G

[azure marten]

the only G ships I have are aki and hawaii

[digital notch]

i missed out on Suzuya G 😭

[azure marten]

I thought ZF-6 G was rarer than suzuya G

I dont remember the name of the container it was in

[digital notch]

i dont think i have ZF-6 G

hold on

[mental sundial]

Daruma

no?

[digital notch]

i thought it was in golden gift from santa containers

[mental sundial]

Nay

Golden gift had Hoffman, PvO, and chikuma

[viral hawk]

if i get wisconsin G im taking that gold camo off

[digital notch]

o yeah

[viral hawk]

its so buns

[azure marten]

daruma containers

[lucid wagon]

nuh uh

i have all G ships

[azure marten]

the fort worth G camo looks nice

[lucid wagon]

poor people in the lobby

[digital notch]

oh i didnt get oranje golden sobbing

[azure marten]

I didnt get oranje in general

[whole meteor]

🐳

[digital notch]

wait no

[lucid wagon]

yes

[digital notch]

there's no oranje golden

[azure marten]

game gave me chikuma and hoeffmann

yes there is

[lucid wagon]

but even i am doubting getting Wisconsin G and Forth Worth G

[pliant relic]

hihi

[lucid wagon]

toooo muuuchhh money

[whole meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-snacks-gif-27518746

[digital notch]

o

yeah i dont have that 😭

i didnt gamba hard

[lucid wagon]

poor

[digital notch]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5z7EQGXAAAi6I8.gif

[azure marten]

I dont think ill have as much money as I did last year for Christmas gambling this year

[digital notch]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[azure marten]

man

[tawdry turret]

[trail salmon]

wheres MY hi

[trail salmon]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HG24aeJbEAAjBSf.webp

is it this

[jolly shard]

Oh fuck

Fort Worth is gamba/admiral bundle only

And wg are making a golden version of it and Wisconsin for the fcking whales

[rustic hearth]

admiral bundle should be okay

as long as it doesnt cost as much as tonijin

[jolly shard]

T9=definitely expensive

[rustic hearth]

not really

it depends on the rarity they want to give fort worth

[azure marten]

im gonna guess

[rustic hearth]

if its rare, then it should cost around 40k dubs

[azure marten]

35k doubloons

for the admiral bundle

[rustic hearth]

35 seems reasonable

[azure marten]

I will try to gamble for it in the effort of saving money

[rustic hearth]

as long as it includes 50 blue boosters

[azure marten]

if I end up spending more money then uh

blowing my shit smooth off

[rustic hearth]

i could use some blue boosters

[azure marten]

or something

[light harbor]

Welp, 15.5 certainly does feel like... something

[azure marten]

we havent even seen all the devblogs yet

still 2 more to be revealed

[light harbor]

Wisky rerelease but locked behind nested containers

Video gaming

[lament birch]

i mean its alteast $140

[rustic hearth]

15.5 should be next month

[torn spindle]

Wtf is

[rustic hearth]

so yay..

[azure marten]

wheres that one guy that really wanted to get all the iowas

can't wait to see their reaction to whisky G

[eager pumice]

Forth Worthless oooo

[torn spindle]

Doesn't ring a bell

[light harbor]

Andrea?

[azure marten]

yeah that guy