friends clan who are horrible at game
#game-discussion
lucid wagon
vivid dawn
should we move to svr or smth
lucid wagon
lol
whole meteor
namedrop
tawdry turret
should we move to svr or smth
u should
whole meteor
tawdry turret
do be weird but okay
trail salmon
<:BinSip:1214942397188939806>
cant be worse than uhh
trail salmon
you know
vivid dawn
do be weird but okay
what i do
lucid wagon
nope
whole meteor
itcannotbe thatbad
trail salmon
not as bad as uh
tawdry turret
lucid wagon
the average winrate is 46.2% i think for that clan. They usually have mercenary carry them to storm. Including me.
they struggle otherwise.
whole meteor
nothing can be as bad as a ksc player working for a gale clan
void relic
that's me wtf
whole meteor
for reference this is clan leader stats
im gonna find that clan
trail salmon
for reference this is clan leader stats
what the
vivid dawn
for reference this is clan leader stats
do they afk often or smth?
trail salmon
that's me wtf
hai
whole meteor
that is their main method of gameplay.
wait
lucid wagon
wat
void relic
ollo
tawdry turret
that is their main method of gameplay.
how r u even winning games like dat
whole meteor
am sniffing
lucid wagon
because i refuse to get on clan battle if the other good players are not on
we have 2 unicooms, 3 'great' player (including me) and the rest hover between average and atrocious
void relic
im atrocious
tawdry turret
because i refuse to get on clan battle if the other good players are not on
so professional 
tawdry turret
im atrocious
im atrocious²
gaunt saddle
we have 2 unicooms, 3 'great' player (including me) and the rest hover between a...
So your team comp is like that?
spiral egret
Do I go IFHE for sec build on french bbs?
lucid wagon
https://tenor.com/view/cardano-gif-21173018
Yes lol
gaunt saddle
Do I go IFHE for sec build on french bbs?
Not recommended
frozen vortex
Getting kills via Torps in a BB feels illegal
spiral egret
Not recommended
Sec build or IFHE 
gaunt saddle
Both
spiral egret
"both"
whole meteor
schlief?
spiral egret
I know, but french bbs are easy gun builds
whole meteor
o
spiral egret
and my Gk and prus are gun builds
So thought Id go sec build for french
because fuck it
gaunt saddle
French BBs arent suited for secondary builds
spiral egret
They are not bad at it, just the HE pen is the problem if I remember. hence why I was asking about IFHE
gaunt saddle
You are welcome to try if you want though
spiral egret
Better than american sec build on a monty
whole meteor
are you thinking of the PQ build?
gaunt saddle
They are not bad at it, just the HE pen is the problem if I remember. hence why ...
They dont get improved accuracy either
lucid wagon
Imprisoned accuracy
whole meteor
TIL
spiral egret
I know, they have been power crept as hell
spiral egret
but fun is fun 
gaunt saddle
I would imprison their secondary gunners tbf
grim portal
Secondary build has never been good on the french BBs lol
spiral egret
"powercrept"
the secondaires! not the ship lmao
grim portal
It was a meme at best
spiral egret
French bbs are great
grim portal
Trolling usually
gaunt saddle
All they had going for it was range
spiral egret
Secondary build has never been good on the french BBs lol
They used to just be viable due to the 152s they had on em
and range
spiral egret
Im just boomer posting at this point like its 2018-19.
woven marsh
mmmh 3 cups of milk
whole meteor
grim portal
They used to just be viable due to the 152s they had on em
Viable is stretching it
It was never viable lol
little abyss
They were never viable
grim portal
also hi spreadsheet
Hello
spiral egret
I am 100% boomer posting then.
deft grail
and my Gk and prus are gun builds
Trying out hybrid on Lib
little abyss
It’s just they were competing with GK line for secondaries
woven marsh
NA and boomer posting
little abyss
Which these days are also considered not worth speccing into
lucid wagon
All people in chat are weak non believer.
French battleships have strongest most rapid fire secondary with high accuracy.
900m of pen.
spiral egret
Even better
nothing wrong with doing dumb stuff to have fun (if you arent complete dogshit at least)
woven marsh
nothing wrong with doing dumb stuff to have fun (if you arent complete dogshit a...
I can complain about what I want
little abyss
Real and true
whole meteor
Furious ifhe full secondary build trust e.
hold on
pliant relic
nothing wrong with doing dumb stuff to have fun (if you arent complete dogshit a...
spotter dm
spiral egret
I can complain about what I want
and Ill still end up on the top end of the team because french bbs are easy
woven marsh
and Ill still end up on the top end of the team because french bbs are easy
Ok good for you
Is that uncommon for you, to end up top of the team?
whole meteor
BEHOLD:
spiral egret
mr shit talker lol
whole meteor
absolute cinema
earnest temple
Still waiting for the complete removal of fires from op bots.
woven marsh
mr shit talker lol
I'm just low cort
woven marsh
Still waiting for the complete removal of fires from op bots.
Wdym
OMG
This name
I recognize this name
oml
earnest temple
Congrats.
lucid wagon
Why do PvE players want easiest time ever
whole meteor
wait a minute
lucid wagon
“Waiting for complete removal of guns from bots, or at least nerf to -100% dispersion”
tawdry turret
me when i need baby mode
woven marsh
Anyone complaining about OPs being hard is just having a skill issue
stiff burrow
Anyone complaining about OPs being hard is just having a skill issue
ops is sigma rizz
woven marsh
OPs is easy mode
stiff burrow
@rustic hearth swifting my acid rn
lucid wagon
me when i need baby mode
Ass-yms.
earnest temple
Amazing how you can all be this disingenuous in the span of two minutes.
whole meteor
Amazing how you can all be this disingenuous in the span of two minutes.
ad hominem speedrun
stiff burrow
Amazing how you can all be this disingenuous in the span of two minutes.
Furry femboy rizz
woven marsh
I'm just the alpha here, sorry blud
strange mulch
ill be real, the HE damage from the Azumas and Yoshinos in Aegis feels too much with how many of them there are
stiff burrow
I'm just the alpha here, sorry blud
awooooo
azure marten
shoutout to when they added the high tier ops and i ran super petro on pts and lost 60k to an HE salvo from a yoshino
woven marsh
Why so serious, it's just a game
strange mulch
annoying, yes, unwinable, no
azure marten
yes it was HE, it set me on a quad fire
vivid dawn
damn wtf happened
woven marsh
If people actually struggle with a gamemode where we know when and where the ships spawns that's just a massive issue in skill
lucid wagon
same thing
It’s not this! (Actual definition) + (further meeting definition)
tawdry turret
y so hot 
stiff burrow
aura
tawdry turret
Cause I'm here
stiff burrow
beautiful emoji
lucid wagon
If people actually struggle with a gamemode where we know when and where the shi...
Reminds me of other dude
earnest temple
damn wtf happened
This server defends bots having 100% fire chance and have the collective IQ of a banana.
whole meteor
wuh
Ad hominem (Latin for 'to the person'), short for argumentum ad hominem ('an argument to the person'), refers to when a speaker attacks the character, motive, or some other attribute of the person making an argument rather than the substance of the argument itself. This avoids genuine debate by creating a diversion often using a totally irrelevant, but often highly charged attribute of the opponent's character or background
woven marsh
This server defends bots having 100% fire chance and have the collective IQ of a...
bananas would do better in OPs
😂
woven marsh
Reminds me of other dude
He isn't as bad
azure marten
i mean i play asyms and ops and dont really feel like bots have that crazy of a fire chance
vivid dawn
This server defends bots having 100% fire chance and have the collective IQ of a...
what
lucid wagon
“300k is hard in operations” remember that guy
stiff burrow
it’s ok to have skill issue just don’t fling shit in chat
vivid dawn
This server defends bots having 100% fire chance and have the collective IQ of a...
pve is easy
stiff burrow
PvE is where special forces go.
me me me!
vivid dawn
yes
woven marsh
"Bot modes can be played one handed and brainlessly"
lucid wagon
Not that type of special
stiff burrow
I eat crayons everyday
tawdry turret
lmao
pliant relic
I eat crayons everyday
what colour
stiff burrow
RAHHH
whole meteor
stiff burrow
what colour
blue taste yummy
lucid wagon
Of course you do
vivid dawn
yay
strange mulch
its nice to have another person with shit takes to mock here
its a favorite pass time of mine in this server
woven marsh
Sometimes it gets boring having the same person say stupid things
It's good to get some diversity
strange mulch
real
stiff burrow
Sometimes it gets boring having the same person say stupid things
guh…me?
woven marsh
perma muted
vivid dawn
perma muted
NOOO
strange mulch
and we lost Nobeta to the purge it seems
trail salmon
what colour
boba
stiff burrow
who tf is nobeta
vivid dawn
trail salmon
pedro was not ok
woven marsh
If they nerf Valparaiso, what next???
Valp again
stiff burrow
If they nerf Valparaiso, what next???
buff Hildebrand
earnest temple
They barely even nerfed it.
vivid dawn
they should make kremlin faster by 0.5kt
tawdry turret
V word 
woven marsh
I can't believe they didn't end up nerfing Colombo
lucid wagon
They barely even nerfed it.
You don’t get it
woven marsh
Why would they buff Colombo
lucid wagon
Why is he so smart?
spiral egret
holy shit even with IFHE you cant pen 32mm of armor lmao
whole meteor
spiral egret
its gonna be fun trying to make these work
lucid wagon
D4vd
trail salmon
women in wows
there are women
lucid wagon
I am woman
stiff burrow
Bob is not a women’s
vivid dawn
women don't exist
woven marsh
The only real women in wows are the ones who div with me
stiff burrow
Real
lucid wagon
He wants to teach 18+ women
stiff burrow
False
lucid wagon
Watch ojt
woven marsh
He wants to teach 18+ women
I do
pliant relic
I am woman
“我們”
tawdry turret
so real
stiff burrow
I am woman
Taiwanese shorty
eternal geyser
The only real women in wows are the ones who div with me
this is
i am woman
real woman
because bob div with me
woven marsh
Yeap
woven marsh
Taiwanese shorty
Short Taiwanese Woman
lucid wagon
Do all people who division with Bob become women
eternal geyser
no
lucid wagon
Man to woman converter
eternal geyser
im just saying he can confirm i am a real woman
tawdry turret
holy fuck
tawdry turret
but will bob breaks the balance
woven marsh
tawdry turret
Infinite women
= less men 
stiff burrow
Bob economy
woven marsh
😄
stiff burrow
theres a manga
there is a manga about everything bro
woven marsh
What 5 women would I want
rustic hearth
i am woman
stiff burrow
“I ate 15 Taco Bell chalupas and got hit by a truck so now I’ve been reincarnated into a beaver with a harem of girls”
lucid wagon
What 5 women would I want
Woman as attractive and as freakishly tall as me
rustic hearth
“I ate 15 Taco Bell chalupas and got hit by a truck so now I’ve been reincarnate...
okay now thats actually wild
🥀
woven marsh
Woman as attractive and as freakishly tall as me
I do actually prefer short girls
frail nova
Man to woman converter
I should play with bob maybe he’ll make my hrt go faster
strange mulch
animes just be having whole ahh sentences as their title
lucid wagon
“I ate 15 Taco Bell chalupas and got hit by a truck so now I’ve been reincarnate...
One-shot
stiff burrow
okay now thats actually wild
people who make isekai are high
woven marsh
So you're too tall
vivid dawn
“I ate 15 Taco Bell chalupas and got hit by a truck so now I’ve been reincarnate...
is that real
eternal geyser
Woman as attractive and as freakishly tall as me
earnest temple
animes just be having whole ahh sentences as their title
All because LN authors decided no one reads the synopsis on the back.
normal burrow
frail nova
Vending machine isekai
vivid dawn
I know like 10 worse sounding isekai
im not cultured 🥀
woven marsh
<:Dashaha:1079231213677584515>
Welcome to the club
unique hemlock
is that real
nonzero chance it does
Literally rolling dice on plotlines and just rolling with it
earnest temple
Vending machine isekai
Somehow got a third season. 
unique hemlock
I'm not too familiar with isekai
normal burrow
Welcome to the club
I've been here already
lucid wagon
Do you know how tall I am ma’am
stiff burrow
Slice of life is peak
frail nova
it’s ok
strange mulch
"Backstabbed in a Backwater Dungeon: My Trusted Companions Tried to Kill Me, But Thanks to the Gift of an Unlimited Gacha, I Got Level 9,999 Friends, and I'm Out for Revenge on My Former Party Members and the World" < Currently the longest anime title
unique hemlock
Yeah I don't watch any anime
me neither, but I familiarize myself with weeb culture to know wtf people talk about
And half the stuff I wanna unlearn fr
lucid wagon
"Backstabbed in a Backwater Dungeon: My Trusted Companions Tried to Kill Me, But...
We making anything now huh
eternal geyser
Do you know how tall I am ma’am
6'2
jolly shard
<:Dashaha:1079231213677584515>
how its going
pliant relic
Do you know how tall I am ma’am
200 m
eternal geyser
142cm, or as stupid American LIKE you say it, 4’8 🔥🔥
i,m not american
woven marsh
midget
eternal geyser
and that is super tall
normal burrow
how its going
Not bad
eternal geyser
idk what you talki g about
normal burrow
Except this mm today
woven marsh
I just clicked by mistake
stiff burrow
In public
woven marsh
And there were two cheeks
lucid wagon
Someone should be daring enough to set pfp and background to
One of azur lane Dutch ships
God bless the 5 pieces of white paper holding up the entire ‘outfit’
woven marsh
Can I see
lucid wagon
Search up Azur Lane Gouden Leeuw
woven marsh
No I don't search up degeneracy
gaunt saddle
Pfp would be Goulden Leeuw zoomed into her midriff
stiff burrow
Bob shares his account with his mother
unique hemlock
woven marsh
Pfp would be Goulden Leeuw zoomed into her midriff
Is that the safest part of her?
pliant relic
Search up Azur Lane Gouden Leeuw
rip search history
rustic hearth
Pfp would be Goulden Leeuw zoomed into her midriff
bet
lucid wagon
No I don't search up degeneracy
“I am not a 6’2 cool British man”
maiden totem
Search up Azur Lane Gouden Leeuw
She's certainly uhh, big.
earnest temple
Leeuw is just a renaissance rendition of Venus that somehow got into the AL concept art pile. 
woven marsh
Bob shares his account with his mother
She wouldn't mind, she'd say it's normal for me
gaunt saddle
Is that the safest part of her?
rustic hearth
lemme find a gouden leeuw pfp
woven marsh
Because I'm a guy
stiff burrow
She's certainly uhh, big.
lmao
rustic hearth
woven marsh
“I am not a 6’2 cool British man”
Fine I will search it
stiff burrow
wonder how much crack was being smoked making azur lane ecchi designs
lucid wagon
Im small
rustic hearth
nevermind too risky lmao
stiff burrow
wonder game discusy btw
lucid wagon
In every way that counts
unique hemlock
wonder game discusy btw
stiff burrow
lucid wagon
wonder game discusy btw
Wonderful discussion about azur lane. Game related becsuse collab.
stiff burrow
weeb central
unique hemlock
deadass the only reason I play Azur Lane is because of World of Warships BLITZ.
One collab event back in like 2019, was curious about it, went "holy damn this is so much more lenient to progress in than Blitz" and shit kinda went off the rails from there.
earnest temple
not HUGE sacks of fat
stiff burrow
did the skimpy outfits help
lucid wagon
<:could_be_bigger:1421544569266245672>
Fancy text
unique hemlock
did the skimpy outfits help
They didn't have much of that yet
stiff burrow
They didn't have much of that yet <:Dashaha:1079231213677584515>
goonevolution
goonvolution
unique hemlock
I was more impressed than the uhh fanservice part.
lucid wagon
Goonships
unique hemlock
Enterprise was insane
lucid wagon
What does goon mean
stiff burrow
incremental goonflation
unique hemlock
Hood and Bismarck were extravagant.
lucid wagon
What am I supposed to say to this
Congratulations on reaching best growth girl!!!
tall geyser
yo
earnest temple
Helena still a meta CL since launch because Radar Scan is just that good.
tawdry turret
Congratulations on reaching best growth girl!!!
lucid wagon
What does goon mean
stiff burrow
unique hemlock
goonevolution
I'm surprised I have not succumbed to that yet. 
tawdry turret
What does goon mean
better not know
earnest temple
What does goon mean
A hired thug, usually with a very thick Boston accent. 
unique hemlock
I've just watched AL kinda tip over and curve into uhh... the thing.
lucid wagon
PSYCHOPATHIC EVIL MONTANA
stiff burrow
https://youtu.be/e3Z1t3Y73Fk?list=RDe3Z1t3Y73Fk
Montana theme
Thank you for sending me peak
gaunt saddle
What does goon mean
Training one handed skill
tall geyser
np
gaunt saddle
tall geyser
i got all the good beats
grinding credits with indiana is crazy
like a 12 second rudder shift
earnest temple
My problem with AL is that every new design is 75% leg with tibias longer than the whole torso.
tall geyser
montana looks rlly good but the players who play it are shit
like they ALWAYS go broadside
stiff burrow
montana is awesome
earnest temple
To be fair, Monty's angles are wack.
lucid wagon
like they ALWAYS go broadside
For full America gun power. You do not get it. You’re dumb.
America 🇺🇸
tall geyser
America 🇺🇸
earnest temple
They're JP level to get everything firing.
stiff burrow
unique hemlock
and then they get citadeld
I tried to cit a broadside Montana with a Yamato
8 overpens on the waterline
tall geyser
i got a really rare ship pull
tall geyser
I tried to cit a broadside Montana with a Yamato
8 overpens on the waterline <:...
American bias
stiff burrow
Americamaxxing is lowkey fun
tall geyser
Americamaxxing is lowkey fun
i have the osborne
stiff burrow
unique hemlock
I have a Montana, and I'll admit there are so many times I definitely should have died but didn't.
tall geyser
and that shit is 15km gunboating
lucid wagon
OMG GUYS I DROP RAREST SHIP INGAME (NOTTINGHAM)
tall geyser
OMG GUYS I DROP RAREST SHIP INGAME (NOTTINGHAM)
BOOOOOO
lucid wagon
Amount of Nottingham players (0)
tall geyser
🍅
tawdry turret
OMG GUYS I DROP RAREST SHIP INGAME (NOTTINGHAM)
okay now play it
tall geyser
Amount of Nottingham players (0)
its ASS!!!
tawdry turret
unique hemlock
Cheshire lowkey fun ngl
tall geyser
agincourt is BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucid wagon
okay now play it
I am not insane
gaunt saddle
Then someone spanks the cat 
tawdry turret
I am not insane
ur insane enough for Utrecht
earnest temple
tawdry turret
get in
stiff burrow
yes
unique hemlock
Then someone spanks the cat <a:CheshireBonk:800811893563457547>
way too many damn times
Cheshire to cruisers feels like Khabarovsk for destroyers
stiff burrow
Worcestershire sauce is good crooser
unique hemlock
though maybe Kleber is a better comparison for what Cheshire is
pliant relic
For full America gun power. You do not get it. You’re dumb.
you see comrade
If kill enemy first salvo, they can’t fire back
tall geyser
🇺🇸
tall geyser
you see comrade
If kill enemy first salvo, they can’t fire back
filthy commie
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stiff burrow
pliant relic
filthy commie
baka
unique hemlock
I got gifted this goofy-ass thing from a friend who lost a bet and sponsored me the "worst" bundle they had.
tawdry turret
you see comrade
If kill enemy first salvo, they can’t fire back
okay bit we're talking about no kill enemy first salvo
tall geyser
I got gifted this goofy-ass thing from a friend who lost a bet and sponsored me ...
ts
light harbor
Can I not be focused by a Hildebrand and an Essex at the same time in a Lushun please and thanks
stiff burrow
Can I not be focused by a Hildebrand and an Essex at the same time in a Lushun p...
hildebussy peak
light harbor
Just thinking about that match makes me tired
earnest temple
though maybe Kleber is a better comparison for what Cheshire is
Kleber players if WG adds a DD equivalent of Outnumbered:
unique hemlock
Can I not be focused by a Hildebrand and an Essex at the same time in a Lushun p...
what about being a DD and the enemy's using two Hildebrands and a Max Immelmann in a div
tall geyser
@jolly tartan You are a great teammate!
pliant relic
okay bit we're talking about no kill enemy first salvo
ik
And then they die
earnest temple
Klebers are very sane and can be trusted with breaking the 60 knot barrier.
earnest temple
She's alright.
tall geyser
Klebers are very sane and can be trusted with breaking the 60 knot barrier.
why kleber bruh
unique hemlock
Iowa's funny
tall geyser
why it gotta be a french cuck
tall geyser
why not an american PATRIOT
unique hemlock
...kinda tends to explode a lot though, but hey her bow's pretty standard for the task.
tall geyser
not to be politic but i fucking hate trump!!!
woven marsh
Congratulations on reaching best growth girl!!!
Congrats on being short
woven marsh
Petite even
ember ruin
I got gifted this goofy-ass thing from a friend who lost a bet and sponsored me ...
@void relic would like to know your location
earnest temple
Only reason I keep my Iowa is the NJ camo.
tawdry turret
Petite even
y u keep dev striking bro 🥀
spiral egret
147 hits 2k dmg, Its amazing, its peak, omfg I love it
lucid wagon
Congrats on being short
😔
spiral egret
Ill try IFHE and see if 150 hits will do more than 2k dmg
hexed escarp
unique hemlock
<@1161844442462953482> would like to know your location
They've already seen lol
I found out they used the wrong VA for the commander, which doesn't really matter because I play with only National voicelines lol
ember ruin
should put The Mighty Jingles on your Cheshire if you have him
light harbor
We can't get him anymore though
void relic
I got gifted this goofy-ass thing from a friend who lost a bet and sponsored me ...
HELLO
ocean scarab
I have lost too much that the match making system sent me to isekai
lament birch
kek i like making slideshows
ember ruin
HELLO
I got the most insane ops match in Gonzaga earlier today #1466485491938627817 message
light harbor
kek i like making slideshows <:Dashaha:1079231213677584515>
Is that what you're doing with the replays you're collecting?
void relic
your progress is very pleasing
remote seal
Can I connect to the EU server? My connection is broken and I can't connect anymore.
lament birch
Is that what you're doing with the replays you're collecting?
Ya, Hopefully it will help with peoples game sense tbh
light harbor
Most excellent
tall geyser
\
light harbor
I look forward to it
void relic
whatever you wanted me to check
hexed escarp
Mantruffle go brr
light harbor
I desperately need tips on how to play destroyers in clan battles anyway
void relic
I desperately need tips on how to play destroyers in clan battles anyway
dont die
river dune
trail salmon
whatever you wanted me to check
well uhh
unique hemlock
Turns out it worked out pretty well
trail salmon
void relic
it does work well
unique hemlock
oof
light harbor
Fair enough
void relic
with a chance of san martin
void relic
1 karma
unique hemlock
I finally reached this btw
Lowest I was ever was like 422 PR I think
CV win rate was 40%
severe plank
Alright that should be enough wows for today
An Iowa sat flat broadside to a Vladivostok in asymm and is surprised he died
Amazing
void relic
iowa thought she was wisconsin
unique hemlock
An Iowa sat flat broadside to a Vladivostok in asymm and is surprised he died
"I have 250ish mm armor belt, why did he pen?"
"406mm tends to do something lol"
unique hemlock
smh the nerve of some blokes
void relic
yeah
lucid wagon
i remember eating a full broadside from Bungo just to greed rear turret
i devstruck bungo
hexed escarp
Alright that should be enough wows for today
Can't be as bad as getting matched with a yapper twice in a row, in Ranked nonetheless
hexed escarp
Nah it should be limited to quick commands only 
void relic
Set a smokescreen!
tawdry turret
I need Intelligence Data!
woven marsh
Where the fine shyts at
Also how long till next update??
I really wanna play some cruisers
trail salmon
Where the fine shyts at
real
tawdry turret
We could play sometime
when
tawdry turret
can i join
woven marsh
I am on Asia
woven marsh
Oh sure
tawdry turret
I knew u like 5-6 years ago
woven marsh
(Another round of people to add to my list of players I can dov with but won't cause I forget)
woven marsh
I knew u like 5-6 years ago <a:erm:1131816748442730579>
That's years ago
I barely remember start of the year
It's unfortunate as I mean not to
But my brain is getting older
pale glen
And this is why I hate the Ranked format (I *was * rank 2, but three AFK team mates and two one-sided matchmakings took care of that!)
trail salmon
im bored
woven marsh
And this is why I hate the Ranked format (I *was * rank 2, but three AFK team ma...
You could try playing a better DD?
trail salmon
yes...
pale glen
Which DD keeps your teamates from being AFK?
trail salmon
i dont even know her age so
woven marsh
i dont even know her age so
Ask her, ask ask
tawdry turret
But my brain is getting older
woven marsh
🤭
tawdry turret
i dont even know her age so
u needa ask
woven marsh
Ask to div with her
trail salmon
ive uhh
trail salmon
already divved with her once 😭
spiral egret
And this is why I hate the Ranked format (I *was * rank 2, but three AFK team ma...
just play Fuso instant win
Fuso is the best Tier 7 bb
and best Tier 6
woven marsh
feels <:Oldge:938972572983377970>
Yeah
I take it slow
Need to find a girl to take it slow with
frozen vortex
What's the least painful way to grind this out?
woven marsh
Just a lover boy 🤭
woven marsh
What's the least painful way to grind this out?
Play CV with smoke
Smoke ur high dpm teammates
And spot for them
Or play a DD and do the same
severe plank
I use tromp for spotting missions
Insane conceal and you don’t have to use guns, just toss bombs lol
spiral egret
real
trail salmon
it finishes itself
unlike the bayard
trail salmon
the build says it all
whole meteor
the build says it all
helo i am poor
woven marsh
And it's dogshit
fringe crow
Did Bagration receive any buffs?
No
I honestly think WG forgot it existed
unique hemlock
This new generation
I div up with people significantly better at the game than I am and half the time looking either genuinely competent or genuinely dented
Kinda used to it by now lmao
lucid wagon
kids r so fast wit eberythang
bro speak like a boomer
woven marsh
Bayard will still thankfully dog on most things. It'll just have to be a bit brainy
lucid wagon
how old are you??? 😭
lucid wagon
Bayard will still thankfully dog on most things. It'll just have to be a bit bra...
"A bit brainy" = realize how to position unlike 90% of cruiser player
woven marsh
how old are you??? 😭
Don't judge an Unc by his age please
whole meteor
Bayard will still thankfully dog on most things. It'll just have to be a bit bra...
if they made bayard cit exposed and it gets a heal
fair trade
lucid wagon
exactly
lucid wagon
if they made bayard cit exposed and it gets a heal
i prefer no heal then
trail salmon
cleveland with a heal
600 hp greed
unique hemlock
Only ones not getting are the Belfasts if I remember correctly...
trail salmon
and bayard
woven marsh
WG is just scared of me playing it
unique hemlock
ah interesting.
severe plank
I'd be more hyped about mogami getting a heal but I already have suzuya so
whole meteor
i prefer no heal then
hmm
severe plank
eh
whole meteor
¯_(ツ)_/¯
lucid wagon
i like gambling if me being abroadside to a bb will end in me dying or living w/ like 1k damage dealt
whole meteor
cant have everything
trail salmon
bro speak like a boomer
THE boomer625?
lucid wagon
yes, like THE boomer625.
trail salmon
baka
unique hemlock
i like gambling if me being abroadside to a bb will end in me dying or living w/...
Calmest San Diego experience
trail salmon
boba
tawdry turret
how old are you??? 😭
same as u 🥀
woven marsh
19
lucid wagon
"kids take it so fast" (im 19)
woven marsh
I'm 22
unique hemlock
cheers to 19 🥂
woven marsh
👴
fringe crow
21
trail salmon
"kids take it so fast" (im 19)
UNC!
severe plank
we have a bunch of fossils over here
unique hemlock
Life's already half over by now for us
trail salmon
How old are you Nephew
guess
pliant relic
100
lucid wagon
bro.
severe plank
woven marsh
Just an old ahh Unc looking for someone my Nephews can call Aunt
lucid wagon
https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-67-meme-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-835478770...
horrible way to misuse her image.
severe plank
six seven
trail salmon
rip
pliant relic
boomer the boomer
no u
tawdry turret
wat
lucid wagon
girlfriends
tawdry turret
trail salmon
unique hemlock
woven marsh
you are not familiar yourself with girls
Yeah I've only been on one date
lucid wagon
dont worry ive been on 0
ember ruin
I'm married
woven marsh
That's ok
unique hemlock
eyy
trail salmon
i like to teach -18 boys the game
do NOT prey on me 😭
lucid wagon
are you american
woven marsh
do NOT prey on me 😭
Omg lucky Nephew
lucid wagon
do NOT TREAD ON ME..
woven marsh
??
woven marsh
Lingo
woven marsh
im maidenless
You're young
tawdry turret
marriage = lame
okay 0 dater
ember ruin
marriage = lame
not when your wife also plays WoWs
trail salmon
okay 0 dater
its her height
woven marsh
not when your wife also plays WoWs
Is she better or worse than you
trail salmon
trust
woven marsh
I believe that
pliant relic
im maidenless
I’m sure there’s plenty of boys your age that you will like-
ember ruin
Is she better or worse than you
worse, but I don't mind
we just play PVE together
trail salmon
I’m sure there’s plenty of boys your age that you will like-
ok so im male and straight
lucid wagon
I’m sure there’s plenty of boys your age that you will like-
that sounds weird
wait a minute
ember ruin
Goalsome
woven marsh
ok so im male and straight
LMAO
pliant relic
ok so im male and straight
Exactly
unique hemlock
worse, but I don't mind
we just play PVE together
playing the game as you wish, kinda like how a game is supposed to be played
trail salmon
😭
unique hemlock
ngl nice
trail salmon
i fixed it
ember ruin
ok so im male and straight
congrats on turning 100
trail salmon
thanks :)
woven marsh
congrats on turning 100
Middle what??
light harbor
That sounds right
lucid wagon
I’m sure there’s plenty of boys your age that you will like-
there are many girls your age (girls love)
tawdry turret
yea
ember ruin
Middle what??
the -sex suffix you see in a lot of English town names is from the same root as Saxon, as in Anglo-Saxon
woven marsh
OMG
trail salmon
there are many girls your age (girls love)
woven marsh
He said the word
lucid wagon
Taiwasaxon
woven marsh
there are many girls your age (girls love)
Ayo what about my age
trail salmon
Taiwasaxon
chinasaxon
woven marsh
😭
tawdry turret
yooo
jolly shard
how tf all my shots ricochet vs a bot
ember ruin
how tf all my shots ricochet vs a bot
use HE
lucid wagon
because you suck at aiming
trail salmon
chat
woven marsh
That means I either get a cougar or a girl who's younger
lucid wagon
is the real answer
woven marsh
Idm that
trail salmon
how did we get to this
lucid wagon
That means I either get a cougar or a girl who's younger
why do you want a girl whos younger
🤨
unique hemlock
how did we get to this
ember ruin
why do you want a girl whos younger
younger != young
jolly shard
and i got killed by them
woven marsh
why do you want a girl whos younger
I'm saying if I don't get one that's my age I can get one on either side
trail salmon
https://tenor.com/view/bunny-jump-trash-can-cute-bunny-hop-gif-29865769034465750...
rabbithole 😭
i see what you did there
woven marsh
`younger` != `young`
Yes this
jolly shard
took up all my respawns and now i have to wait
light harbor
Hm
unique hemlock
light harbor
Does this make me a sealclubber?
tall geyser
ember ruin
the youth these days think everyone's a god damned kiddy diddler
woven marsh
Does this make me a sealclubber?
Yes
woven marsh
goat
light harbor
unique hemlock
Does this make me a sealclubber?
probably not tbh
tall geyser
signed urs truly
trail salmon
HEYYYY, howd you get that
unique hemlock
You're looking pretty standard for KITE
lucid wagon
do you want my signature
woven marsh
If I'm 22 then I can get 20, 21 or go other way 23, 24
trail salmon
dont u remember?
oh right
woven marsh
Ideally I'd go like 28 max, as long as she's pretty and lovey
But tbh I'd go up to 40
lucid wagon
desperate are you
woven marsh
No
light harbor
You're looking pretty standard for KITE
Just have to bring up my tier 9 and 10 stats then
woven marsh
I just like women
lucid wagon
same
woven marsh
🤝
trail salmon
somehow all the women are here
ember ruin
I just like women
based
severe plank
ok this ace combat 4 voices mod is decent
ember ruin
women don't stop being hot just because they hit 40
prime shard
This chat might be cooked 
severe plank
I just wish the torpedo alert sound wasn't so painful on the ears
woven marsh
women don't stop being hot just because they hit 40
Yeah
lucid wagon
women don't stop being hot just because they hit 40
they stop being attractive when they hit 41
woven marsh
It gets better sometimes
pliant relic
I just wish the torpedo alert sound wasn't so painful on the ears
I mean… it’s an alarm
pliant relic
they stop being attractive when they hit 41
dicaprio when a girl hits 25
severe plank
yes but replace the torpedo warning beeping with a loud constant ear piercing drone
lucid wagon
i wanwt it replaced with screaming man
unique hemlock
Just have to bring up my tier 9 and 10 stats then
How did you get that tab for tier distribution anyway?
woven marsh
dicaprio when a girl hits 25
When I turned 18 I didn't realize I was competing with people the age of my parents for girls my age
light harbor
How did you get that tab for tier distribution anyway?
Stats by tiers shows up as a button under the command
unique hemlock
All I have is this loose chart
ember ruin
they stop being attractive when they hit 41
they start being more attractive when they hit you
unique hemlock
ah ok gimme a sec
whole meteor
they start being more attractive when they hit you
in which manner
pliant relic
in which manner
artillery
tawdry turret
When I turned 18 I didn't realize I was competing with people the age of my pare...
ur just a year or two away from reaching unc status
unique hemlock
ight this Jackson Pollock-ass statpage
woven marsh
ur just a year or two away from reaching unc status
Seriously
This Unc gotta find an Aunt
lucid wagon
omg
whole meteor
my stats fell off a cliff this week
woven marsh
Can I have some tea
pliant relic
“red tea”
tawdry turret
walking back to dorm rn
woven marsh
Shorty gimme some tea
woven marsh
Yeah so gimme some
bronze flame
Is it just me or does shokaku feel a lil buns or is it bc i have stock everything no upgrades
woven marsh
Is it just me or does shokaku feel a lil buns or is it bc i have stock everythin...
stock
When I go out to buy drinks
I just get chocolate milk
tawdry turret
in reality i am just gonna go to 50 Lan
what 50 Lan
So i can make it out of stock before u get there
pliant relic
in reality i am just gonna go to 50 Lan
-# totally not drinking one rn
have you tried tp tea
lucid wagon
So i can make it out of stock before u get there
good luck i do not say
lucid wagon
have you tried tp tea
i hear of them
pliant relic
also pretty good
lucid wagon
50 lan loyalist
grim portal
Is it just me or does shokaku feel a lil buns or is it bc i have stock everythin...
all carriers feel pretty ass before their plane upgrades
pliant relic
y not both
trail salmon
have you tried tp tea
tf is this
bronze flame
all carriers feel pretty ass before their plane upgrades
Fr skipped the carrier before shokaku that one felt like hell and on top of that u join matched slower bc its a lower tier so like ughhhhhhh felt like torture
pliant relic
tf is this
boba
trail salmon
红茶
tawdry turret
yea it is red tea raw translation lmao
pliant relic
baka
woven marsh
Wait so who am I divving with tn
tawdry turret
same thing 
lucid wagon
conversation between idiot
woven marsh
now I gotta think what for dinner
lucid wagon
bro how are you thinking of dinner already
tawdry turret
bro how are you thinking of dinner already
bro installed the update sooner
than us
lucid wagon
yes
trail salmon
bro how are you thinking of dinner already
hehe its midnight
tawdry turret
we only reached midday
tawdry turret
Kiwiland 
woven marsh
Yeap
pliant relic
we use simplified
Your fire is in 144 p smh
trail salmon
unfortunately yes
pliant relic
need better graphics
trail salmon
simplified is less work
tawdry turret
but if u study traditional u can also understand simplified
lucid wagon
English is too hard to learn
woven marsh
Me when WG gives Tallinn a heal
lucid wagon
Why the fuck does every other word have some bullshit rule about it
tawdry turret
English is too hard to learn
teach me Canton I teach u English 
lucid wagon
in pronounce
bronze flame
bro how are you thinking of dinner already
Not everyone digest food the same
lucid wagon
teach me Canton I teach u English <:MWHATADEAL:1053464340663107604>
i teach nobody.
woven marsh
teach me Canton I teach u English <:MWHATADEAL:1053464340663107604>
You want some private tutoring
Sneaky
I see you
lucid wagon
extracurricular lesson
trail salmon
teach me Canton I teach u English <:MWHATADEAL:1053464340663107604>
diu lei lo mo
easy
that means hello
trail salmon
it means hello
tawdry turret
u got the hanzi?
serene chasm
unfortunately yes
I’ve been looking for your pitcher plant
Fairly hard to come by for a reasonable price
tawdry turret
Not everyone digest food the same
but don't we shit the same?
bronze flame
but don't we shit the same?
Depends if u have a medical thing
lucid wagon
https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-grass-wonder-tm-opera-o-narita-taishin-gif-10036542427187214223
bronze flame
but don't we shit the same?
Some people do it faster or slower than others bc they digest it either too fastvor too slow
trail salmon
<a:AngryGun:1457990223370915860>
got em
woven marsh
https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-grass-wonder-tm-opera-o-narita-taishin-gif-...
Is there an uma from NZ
lucid wagon
Folkqueen