💬┊general

[maiden patio]

That's not a kiss, they're licking each other

[tidal shard]

French kiss:
"Am I a joke to you "

[maiden patio]

Lips still touch, here it's full on pink on pink

[tidal shard]

Stop i do not neet ludicrous lecturing upon the science of lip locking

[maiden patio]

Lip locking is overrated anyways, only a few are worthwhile

[rotund girder]

They licking air?

[tidal shard]

Lick deez nuts

[rotund girder]

Gap between them

[tidal shard]

[maiden patio]

Who's this undead dude?

[tidal shard]

Asian letters
He's my friend

[rotund girder]

Just a lil bish who is stupid I believe

[maiden patio]

Well damn, sucks to be him

[modern cradle]

epitome of toxicity i think was his name

[tidal shard]

Truer words yave never been spoken

[rotund girder]

Yes, then I died and now am undead

[tidal shard]

Ye the one who is admin in that goatshit server

[modern cradle]

[rotund girder]

Wait I am admin in server?

[tidal shard]

Uh mod wtv

The one with red role idk

I pinged you there

[rotund girder]

Got it

[tidal shard]

Idoit

[rotund girder]

Yikes, I can't type properly today

[tidal shard]

[pliant walrus]

[rotund girder]

:kiss-1::kiss-2:

[tidal shard]

[rotund girder]

Sad, no nitro

[tidal shard]

What server is it from

[rotund girder]

Try the same and it might work

[tidal shard]

:kiss-2:

Uh no there's 16 emojis with the name kiss

Didn't work

[rotund girder]

Dms

[pliant walrus]

:kiss-1::kiss-2:

[tidal shard]

Idoit im not in that server how could i post it before being there, how did you expect i had those emojis

[pliant walrus]

💋

[rotund girder]

It's in another server, don't remember

[tidal shard]

[rotund girder]

In a few server which have it, don't mind my language my head hurts and feels like it will split open any time

[modern cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/851974493018128454.gif?size=64

[tidal shard]

azure doesn't wish to entertain unethical tomfoolery any more than what he has. he looks back and sighs, and exits leaving the server to perish in chaos under the hands of asian letters and grimm and neo

[modern cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/803473361002954832.gif?size=64

[pliant walrus]

neo doesn't wish to entertain unethical tomfoolery any more than what he has. he looks back and sighs, and exits leaving the server to perish in chaos under the hands of azure

[modern cradle]

grimm closes the door of the server and lets neo and azure enjoy themselves in chaos. Chills creep up his spine as he imagines what these 2 are doing in chaos

[pliant walrus]

[supple basalt]

[tidal shard]

@supple basalt

Where have you been

[supple basalt]

Lurking

[bronze vector]

saME

[shadow whale]

[pliant walrus]

ok

[proper pagoda]

KO

[minor wigeon]

no

[late willow]

Hello

[pliant walrus]

what suggestion critic

[minor wigeon]

[pliant walrus]

[tidal shard]

ok

[bronze vector]

[tidal shard]

[wheat geyser]

Helpppp

How do i clear this

I tried so many times the last boss is just undoable at this point. He has so much health

I tried a lot of combos but nah

[meager thunder]

Is that the one that summons the Pyris that makes him invincible until it dies?

[frosty reef]

yes

[wheat geyser]

Its uhh a giant that had a lot of health

[frosty reef]

kill pyris everytime he spawn and you win

[wheat geyser]

And can not be stunned

[meager thunder]

He is invincible unti you kill all Pyris minions that he summons

[wheat geyser]

Those flame guys?

[meager thunder]

Yes

[frosty reef]

yes

[wheat geyser]

But they keep spawning

[frosty reef]

yep , keep killing them

[meager thunder]

So target them and then kill

[wheat geyser]

Can you suggest me a combo? Sorry if im bothering but i really dont want to lose this character

Alright ill give it a try.

[meager thunder]

There's videos on YouTube that can show in detail

[wheat geyser]

I didnt think of that ngl

Tysm for the help anyways

[pliant walrus]

[frigid sable]

[ionic lily]

[delicate shoal]

Just save all skills for the adds.

Death archer instead of healer, think you didn't need one

[mortal grove]

Watcher monster hunt hell now

[north mural]

Hi guys

[ripe sandal]

Yo

[meager thunder]

Hello

[north mural]

how are you

[meager thunder]

Bored

[wicked brook]

[stuck mulch]

[serene ruin]

What is partially restricted in kingdom??

[glass perch]

a kingdom you can only go in if you're less than 90 days older than the time that kingdom was made

Than there's a second stage of 180 days

[serene ruin]

Thanks

Is there any way to go in new kd

[tender monolith]

new account

[bronze vector]

or young acc

[errant hatch]

Hey

If we registered in showdown without leader and added leader later with (change lineup) option.
Will my stats will be considered

[tender monolith]

yes

[errant hatch]

Ok

[thin crypt]

Getting t4 is so painful

[open orbit]

[prisma geyser]

How long have you been playing?

[tender monolith]

Getting t4 sucks

[meager thunder]

It's not that hard, just a few months of grinding

Or hours if you're p2p

[thin crypt]

Uh like 8 months

But it's not unlocking t4 it's the getting it and keeping it

[prisma geyser]

I think the main thing to get them is only saving gems now. You can easily technolabe the researches.

[meager thunder]

Hell drider can help with getting more t4

[thin crypt]

I could have unlocked it a few months ago but I'm getting all manor 25 and training speed like 450%+

[prisma geyser]

It was harder before that update.. I would say.

[thin crypt]

It's gonna take me another 2 and a half months just to finish maxxing manor

[prisma geyser]

Oh. Sorry, misunderstood it.

[thin crypt]

But then I can make 750k instantly

Unlocking it is still quite annoying tho bc 600k gems kinda a lot

[meager thunder]

Is your watcher gold yet?

[tender monolith]

I still need the stupid alter, Prison and battle hall

[thin crypt]

No...

[prisma geyser]

Mine isn't.. I never cared about it.. it is sitting at grey or green...

[meager thunder]

I waited til my watcher was gold to really boost

[tender monolith]

I think why people have gold watcher as their leader is just to show it off

[prisma geyser]

Wait, really?

[thin crypt]

Idk how I'm supposed to get gold watcher

[prisma geyser]

It's an army hero though.. that could be the reason.

[prisma geyser]

Nice.

[meager thunder]

20% training boost.

[thin crypt]

How max it

My training speed is 455% even without that

[prisma geyser]

Get those titles from Emperor and Baron too.

[thin crypt]

And no titles

[prisma geyser]

[thin crypt]

With titles and watcher boost would be like 485%

[meager thunder]

All my research revolved around watcher hell events. Same for merging and tycoon

[prisma geyser]

I was Cavalry Commander when I was like 16M might.. I remember...

[thin crypt]

How can I max it?

[prisma geyser]

Have the screenshot dusting somewhere.

[thin crypt]

This was my first account and I didn't even know about watcher until like a few months ago

[meager thunder]

You need 330 medals to get it to gold

[thin crypt]

😭😭

[meager thunder]

Or 360 I forgor

[tender monolith]

[thin crypt]

110 times 1mil might

[prisma geyser]

Hell events.. keep research and so in line and finish them when one appears.

[tender monolith]

That's a lot of hell's...

[thin crypt]

110mil might worth of research goes towards watcher alone

I'm only 71mil might....

And I've maxxed most research already.... For lvl 24

[meager thunder]

If you think that's a lot of hells.. my chaos dragon is blue.

[prisma geyser]

[thin crypt]

😭😭ion even have cd

[meager thunder]

Only one medal from hells, 3 from 24 hr challenged

[thin crypt]

Rip

Ok I have a question guy

So if I were to make a new account right. What would the best way to play it be? When and how should I do stuff

What research first and buildings etc what's the best way to make an account to get t4 and high night and troop count and heros and everything

[tender monolith]

Show off lol

[meager thunder]

you're doing it right already.

[thin crypt]

Uh I have 1 watcher medal...

Smth isnt right

[meager thunder]

Watcher medals are only given out during certain hell events.

[thin crypt]

Yeah ik

[meager thunder]

For the third stage

[thin crypt]

But I don't have any big research and I don't have like any medals

[tender monolith]

Is there ever watcher training hell's?

[thin crypt]

24hr challenge

[tender monolith]

Those are hard

[thin crypt]

Ya

[meager thunder]

No. That's why I wait for 24 hr chaos training challenges with chaos medals before I start pumping out trops. Needs like 290k t4 to get stage 3. I spread it out by doing stage 3 of training hell events, then waiting for the next. Allows me to get more prizes for what I'm already doing anyways

[tender monolith]

So like 500k t3?

[thin crypt]

Prolly more

[tender monolith]

How big are you guy?

[thin crypt]

Actually probably around 500k

[tender monolith]

Uh hu

[thin crypt]

Like 480k t3

[tender monolith]

How big are you?

[meager thunder]

424mm

[tender monolith]

⊙﹏⊙

[meager thunder]

Almost 870k for t3 but do not recommend

[thin crypt]

Oh rip I thought it was by might

[tender monolith]

Dang

RIP me

[thin crypt]

Cuz 480k t3 is equal might to 290k t4

[barren kite]

Yo does anyone know tashis clash of clans guild?

[tender monolith]

Yes

[barren kite]

Blue falcon right?

[tender monolith]

Sure

[barren kite]

Wdym sure

[thin crypt]

Anyone wanna make new accounts and create guild together?

[tender monolith]

Idk I thought you asked something else

[meager thunder]

Clash of Clans guild?

[thin crypt]

👀

[barren kite]

Yes

[tender monolith]

It's prohibited

[barren kite]

I was gonna join them cuz ima noob

[thin crypt]

No it's not

[meager thunder]

You could ask in Tashi's Discord server - I think he links to it on his YouTube

[barren kite]

How?? Dennt what are u smoking

Guy thats a great idea thanks

[meager thunder]

[tender monolith]

Sneaky Squad

Balls deep

You guys watch Prince TY?

[tender monolith]

E-Cigs

[pliant walrus]

[tender monolith]

[dusky elbow]

@pliant walrus @supple basalt @torn walrus

[supple basalt]

Ah a man of culture I see

[thin crypt]

What should I make gold next

After tracker

[dusky elbow]

Bombin

[supple basalt]

Bombin goblin before tracker imo more army atk

[thin crypt]

Oh

[dusky elbow]

Why tf gold prima

[thin crypt]

Uhh colo

Ive just been maxxing all my colo team

Who should I be doing?

Bombin, then who?

[pliant walrus]

[dusky elbow]

Finish tracker first cuz u already started then bombin

[thin crypt]

Ok

[dusky elbow]

U can do child of light or snow queen after that

[tidal shard]

[thin crypt]

Ok I'll do snow queen

I've got all green and rank 8 except some useless or p2p

[sour iris]

How to look for a dead kingdom

[pliant walrus]

look through every kingdom

usually if you see hardly any guilds around the base, it is usually a dead kingdom

[sour iris]

Okay

Sounds good..
What kingdom are you in?

[pliant walrus]

[bronze vector]

[tidal shard]

[digital harbor]

It is raining here

[bronze vector]

cani switch back now?

[digital harbor]

😄😄😄😄

[tidal shard]

Yes, Thou hast consent of mine.

[digital harbor]

Hmmm. What's that

[tidal shard]

What is what

[prisma geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588676157554032642/960023563748917308/Screenshot_20220403-092003_Lords_Mobile.jpg

[digital harbor]

Why are 2 azures? I saw someone with a floofy

[tidal shard]

Morning, sujal

[bronze vector]

[prisma geyser]

Found this from somewhere. This was before I took the break.

[prisma geyser]

Good morning.

[tidal shard]

Been up for long?

[digital harbor]

Good morning sujal. Mamba

[prisma geyser]

Farming talents and this terrible compo... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588676157554032642/960023526356697148/Screenshot_20220403-092017_Lords_Mobile.jpg

[prisma geyser]

Like for an hour, yeah.

[bronze vector]

ok

[tidal shard]

ok

[prisma geyser]

Wish I had more T4 ranged to cap the dude. it was during KvK.

[tidal shard]

Kvk what is that

[prisma geyser]

He did some more solos but after he couldn't burn me.. ported to wonder and stayed there...

[digital harbor]

Kingdom Vs Kingdom

[tidal shard]

What's kingdom

[digital harbor]

😑

[wicked brook]

[tidal shard]

That face said everything

[digital harbor]

LH1 is coming to 600.😞

[prisma geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588676157554032642/959320547752300594/IMG_1972.png

[tidal shard]

[prisma geyser]

Credits: @cinder horizon .

[digital harbor]

[tidal shard]

what did info do

[prisma geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588676157554032642/959320546456256522/IMG_1970.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588676157554032642/959320547278336020/IMG_1971.png

[digital harbor]

😑

[prisma geyser]

Please don't continue making T3s.

[digital harbor]

Yes. @tender monolith

[tidal shard]

Literally why t3

[prisma geyser]

Garrison.

[tender monolith]

Don't have t4

[digital harbor]

Train T2 and T1

[tender monolith]

Why?

[minor wigeon]

damn free solo? betttt

[digital harbor]

I don't think T1 is reqd

[minor wigeon]

t1 sucks too

[digital harbor]

Yes

[tender monolith]

No siiir

[tidal shard]

T2 if not t4

[prisma geyser]

Yes, this.

[minor wigeon]

yea just go fury rq

[digital harbor]

T2 is main focus. Keep training T2 in lots, denny

[tidal shard]

No

[tender monolith]

But t3 is more powerful

[digital harbor]

No

[tender monolith]

No

[digital harbor]

Morale of T3 goes down very fast

[tidal shard]

Jesus now who's gonna explain

[tender monolith]

Why?

[prisma geyser]

If it's a new kingdom, might work for sometime but as it ages.. there will be people who can kill 50% of your troops in single hit.

[tidal shard]

[tender monolith]

I got attacked by 450k t3 and burned but didn't lose anything

[prisma geyser]

450K T3 rally?

[tidal shard]

Okay then since you wanna train t3 you are most welcome to, we just gave an advice it's your choice to heed or not to

[digital harbor]

Show battle report if you have.

[tender monolith]

Yeah

[prisma geyser]

I am guessing the gears of the attacker.. it must be blue-green.

[tidal shard]

I sense purple too

[tender monolith]

Shoot bro it was a while ago and in my exitment I deleted the report

[digital harbor]

😑😑😑

[tender monolith]

[tidal shard]

[tender monolith]

I was furious

[digital harbor]

Why would someone delete their own battle report??

[tidal shard]

[prisma geyser]

It will work in new K for sometime as I said.

[tidal shard]

Auto deleted idoit

[digital harbor]

How is that possible? I have ages old reports with me.

[prisma geyser]

@tender monolith Is there anyone with gold+ Lv.60. gears in your kingdom?

[tidal shard]

Like they got mad and automatically deleted it

[digital harbor]

Ah ok

[tidal shard]

Goodbye im losing braincells

[tender monolith]

I didn't mean to I just clicked delete accidentally

[digital harbor]

Hahaha

[digital harbor]

[tender monolith]

This dude is a freaking beast rally lead

[digital harbor]

[digital harbor]

@prisma geyser hmmm

[tender monolith]

The kill tho

[prisma geyser]

I would like to solo him.

[tender monolith]

Lol not a trap at all

[digital harbor]

🙂

[prisma geyser]

Not joking.

[tender monolith]

Come on down

[digital harbor]

Kd?

[charred swift]

so much t3 siege too

[digital harbor]

Why numbersm

[tender monolith]

I won't tell because I don't want big guys coming

[digital harbor]

Private message Sujal

[charred swift]

bruh

[digital harbor]

[tender monolith]

Lol sorry

I have 360k glads

[prisma geyser]

I can't come. I am sure it's a restricted KD.

[minor wigeon]

nguyen 48 eh

[tender monolith]

No it's not

[digital harbor]

On. Forget it then.

[minor wigeon]

lemme login one sec

[prisma geyser]

KD number?

[digital harbor]

Dm sujal

[charred swift]

he doesnt wanna say

[digital harbor]

😆

[minor wigeon]

yea like we cant just search it up

[tender monolith]

Lol

My k is full of beast traps

[minor wigeon]

like that solo target up there?

[prisma geyser]

I can't. I don't have the game installed.

[digital harbor]

Nothing is wrong in saying here

[minor wigeon]

dont worry ill reinstall for you

[tender monolith]

There is a guys with 200m mightt with 764m kills

[minor wigeon]

961

[digital harbor]

Ah

[tender monolith]

Shhhh

[digital harbor]

Inevitable has happened

[minor wigeon]

yea its under partial

[digital harbor]

Hmmmm...

[tender monolith]

Lol

[minor wigeon]

isnt this really low lmao

[digital harbor]

Obvious

[minor wigeon]

i havent been into might destroyed in a while ngl

professional t1/t2 killer

[tender monolith]

I don't dare go into fury

[digital harbor]

Ab

[minor wigeon]

it gets worse lmao

[digital harbor]

Tactics have changed these days

[tender monolith]

Yup

[minor wigeon]

the whole guild is full of t1 t2 killers bruh

[digital harbor]

Same can't be said with T4 Or T5

[prisma geyser]

Old screenshot.. btw.

[digital harbor]

These people go down in flames if LH1 Or some big mambas decided to come there.

[tender monolith]

[minor wigeon]

be happy your kingdom looks omega dead lmao

[tender monolith]

Instant death

[minor wigeon]

especially for that number lol

[tender monolith]

Yeah I'm glad it small

That why I came

[digital harbor]

Unfortunately. LH1 had decided to come to 600.

[tender monolith]

I think Bigl M Oo quit

[digital harbor]

Nah

[tender monolith]

Or whatever his name os

[minor wigeon]

probably just a name swap

[digital harbor]

He never quits unless

[tender monolith]

Did someone of you just mail me?

In lords

[digital harbor]

Nope. I didn't open

[minor wigeon]

nope i only got access to like 15mil alts rn lol

[digital harbor]

M swapping only between 2 apps, discord & Twitter

[minor wigeon]

alts w 15mil might not 15mil accounts lol

[tender monolith]

Imao

[digital harbor]

M works.

[tender monolith]

M

[digital harbor]

15M

million

[prisma geyser]

I don't have the game installed.. I can't mail.

[digital harbor]

Sk, exam got over?

[prisma geyser]

Well, I am going for breakfast.

[prisma geyser]

Nope, only Chemistry done. English is on 13th May.

[minor wigeon]

cant believe im reinstalling this game on friday

[digital harbor]

Eatables are an important element of life

[tender monolith]

Why you on discord then?

[digital harbor]

Today is Wednesday

[minor wigeon]

my exams done on friday

[prisma geyser]

Passing my time.

[minor wigeon]

its tuesday here
im out cyall

[digital harbor]

Ah well.

[tender monolith]

You can get your account back of you unenstall

[prisma geyser]

Mine will be done on 13th June but then I have JEE coming up.

[digital harbor]

M out as well. Sk, today I am seeing doctor Strange 2. My salary came yesterday

[prisma geyser]

So last would be 28th August.

[prisma geyser]

Take care and have fun.

[digital harbor]

😄

[tender monolith]

Lucky

[prisma geyser]

I know.. I will get back to it when I have enough time to play.

[tender monolith]

Ahhhh

[tender monolith]

https://c.tenor.com/N8opskprTWwAAAAM/martin-lawrence-food.gif
https://c.tenor.com/zDUT9yR2Zz0AAAAM/big-buger-eat-buger.gif

Me at a movie theater

[thin crypt]

Anyone know the redemption codes??

And what's the really good one that only works on new accounts

[pliant walrus]

?

[thin crypt]

Redemption codes for in game

They give good rewards... Do you know what they is?

[minor wigeon]

good rewards? most of them arent even worth 10 cents lol

[thin crypt]

There's one that gives like 30 grphon and noceros boxes

And lots of vip stuff

[minor wigeon]

point still stands

but i dont know of any no

[thin crypt]

I still want to know what they are lol

Oh rip

[karmic sand]

the only codes that give monster boxes is from amazon prime
check on #📣┊game-announcements-n-events

[thin crypt]

No there's a code for new accounts that has boxes but I don't remember what it was

[tidal shard]

[meager thunder]

[meager thunder]

• LM001

• LM2022
  valid until 12/31/2022 (GMT-5)

• 2022ARTIFACT
  valid until 05/31/2022 (GMT-5)

• EASTER2022
  valid until 05/31/2022 (GMT-5)

• LMCOLLECTOR
  valid until 05/31/2022 (GMT-5)

Motherday2022

[thin crypt]

Thank you

[latent girder]

https://tenor.com/view/pole-dancing-fail-pole-dance-ouch-fail-spinning-gif-16250021

[echo dagger]

Void Unicorn

[tender monolith]

omg

its so beautiful

[echo dagger]

Every new Castle Skin beautiful

[limber yarrow]

[digital harbor]

Same. I also have 3(5K) pts

[tidal shard]

Oo it looks awesome

[loud hawk]

Where you found it?

😺

[echo dagger]

Shhhhhhhh

[tidal shard]

in secret stash

[loud hawk]

You designed it🙂🙂

[echo dagger]

[tidal shard]

[lilac plaza]

[tidal shard]

https://tenor.com/view/rule47-no-uwu-gif-24810376

[stuck mulch]

[digital harbor]

😆

[rancid vigil]

Oh I like that one

[vale stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-doin-joey-smile-friends-how-are-you-gif-8259375

[misty cairn]

Hello Friends
I need help for the showdown of my guild.
If there is anyone who can help me..
No matter what is ur might...
But little help will be very worthy for us....
Pm me For details or u can tag me here.....

[tidal shard]

#🚫┊guild-recruiting-no-chat post there, this is not a recruitment channel @misty cairn

[misty cairn]

Ohky boss

[meager thunder]

Don't give the wrong channel

He's asking for advice on guild showdown lineups

@misty cairn if you post in the guild recruitment chat, delete it if this is true - you'll get a warning from the mods

[misty cairn]

Ohh... No i didn't post yet...

And Should i delete this post from here?

[meager thunder]

Nah. It's alright

[misty cairn]

Okay boss thanks

[meager thunder]

Showdown is basically you put on your best gear, send troops with leads, switch into talents, get battle fury, and then register

[misty cairn]

Yup.. my guild is small and don't have enough members... Actually it's newly build guild in old kingdom...

[meager thunder]

Oof

[misty cairn]

So in beginning we have to face my problem and this is one of them

[misty cairn]

If u can join us... Don't feel shy 😜😜😜

[digital harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-smoking-gif-12477079

[meager thunder]

I'm R4 of my guild - go ahead and post in #🚫┊guild-recruiting-no-chat then

[digital harbor]

Hmmm... What is your guild?

[frigid sable]

[stone cloud]

Hear me out. No one cares abt lords

[eager mauve]

bruh the new investment cost much buy 4 special bundle just to unluck the 50%

[stone cloud]

I quit earlier today out of boredom gave my accounts away 🤣

Aside from one. Mini lead which ngl is sexier to a whole new degree

[misty cairn]

WRs

[copper ermine]

Any info on the new castle skin? Apparently it’s not appearing on the Taiwan server.

[meager thunder]

Because it hasn't started on the Taiwan server yet.

[copper ermine]

Hmmm thsnks

Thanks

[digital harbor]

Ma god.

Elon musk is offering tickets to space

$1.1M per ticket. 😑😑😑

[rotund girder]

DO IT

[digital harbor]

What the heck

[rotund girder]

Continue

[digital harbor]

Dead

[rotund girder]

I hope you have enough savings

[digital harbor]

😆😆😆

[rotund girder]

I am serious

[digital harbor]

It is written. Non refundable

[midnight crescent]

What's the add ons?on??

[alpine locust]

How likely is there to be a spy in a guild? We keep moving the hive but the big guys keep finding us

[prisma geyser]

It's quite easy to re-find a hive. Not necessarily means that you have a spy inside.

No matter how many times you change the location, people can always scroll through the map.. and can just look at rss marches to quickly find out.

[leaden hearth]

or use something that is prohibited

which no

dont use it

bad

[prisma geyser]

[leaden hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-shay-nope-nah-nuhuh-gif-16795892

[gray mulch]

[tidal shard]

They're clearly asking for troops, because might was mentioned without asking for any technicality-related help

[leaden hearth]

thought i could get a more detailed describtion

[limber yarrow]

Monster hunting event

[leaden hearth]

aight back to school

[limber yarrow]

[tropic verge]

Is this restricted?

[leaden hearth]

read rule 6 #re

#✅┊rules-read-me

[tropic verge]

Okh okh

[half charm]

Let's go

[digital harbor]

Listening to Phantasm on Spotify. Click on profile to listen. 🙂

[rough imp]

whats the new castle

skin

[humble nacelle]

Whats the fun in knowing before event starts

[raw jetty]

I posted on "events"

[vale juniper]

This will be the new Unicorn Skin?

[rotund girder]

No that's the underdog skin

[maiden patio]

I wouldn't mind buying that skin tbh

[raw jetty]

Yea. I really like it. Although it's not really a castle. More like a star gate portal

[versed ore]

This game needs P2E

[raw jetty]

we got monster hunting and darknests

[earnest vapor]

hello lm friends

[ionic lily]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hey-hello-there-kitten-cute-gif-16697937

[digital harbor]

it should have boost not like panda skin

hmmm

[tender monolith]

@prisma geyser mate

[minor wigeon]

[prisma geyser]

Getting rallied?

[tender monolith]

ye

[prisma geyser]

Once he comes back online, ask him if he remembers RMs.

[tender monolith]

no thanks

[prisma geyser]

Yeah.

If I remember correctly, he got two similarly named accounts. Is it the Baron one or his alt?

[raw jetty]

Bbq baicai... encountered him too Many times

[raw jetty]

[modern cradle]

[leaden hearth]

what about it?

[modern cradle]

#973881627463807006

[tame solar]

i need original photo

[raw jetty]

Can't say I've ever had someone say glhf on lordsmobile

[modern cradle]

what even is glhf ?

[raw jetty]

Good luck have fun

[modern cradle]

[raw jetty]

Normally on league of legends or starcraft it's used

[leaden hearth]

aaaand why do you need it?

[modern cradle]

ah ok i dont play league

[raw jetty]

On here I get called a dog... which is a compliment I guess as dogs are cool

[modern cradle]

wonder girls would be happy if they are called bitch too

[tender monolith]

not all some do

[raw jetty]

Girls on twitter love being called a bad bitch for like eating cake

[modern cradle]

weirdos

[raw jetty]

I saw lizzo eat a cake and the comments were like "YASSSSSSS QUEEN" ... I was like

[raw jetty]

Someone's having a heart attack on her new show 100%

[modern cradle]

fans are like that, i would have the same reaction if i see baal or ayaka even smiling

[raw jetty]

But they're at least cute

[modern cradle]

i loved Christina Grimmie but she died at age 22

[raw jetty]

That was fucked up

[tender monolith]

i love gnomeann

[modern cradle]

a fan confessed to her and was rejected so he went crazy and killed her with a bullet - summary

[raw jetty]

I remember that happening. Like that guy that took a photo of chloe moretz while she was eating

[modern cradle]

her voice was soo good, she could have been the next female lead singer

[raw jetty]

[modern cradle]

too specific i just read the news, didnt get into details but u may be right, he was stalking her

[raw jetty]

Bet he'd do the same

Some weird, socially awkward, horny dudes that get fixated on a girl

[modern cradle]

[raw jetty]

Imagine putting flash on for a better photo

[tender monolith]

her face lol

the people around her too

everyones just looking at the guy hahaha

[modern cradle]

yeah i was thinking the same, creepy lol

[tender monolith]

the food looks good though dang

[limber yarrow]

[tender monolith]

hey kapi

[raw jetty]

[limber yarrow]

Hi foxi

[tender monolith]

how are you?

[limber yarrow]

Currently in a bad spot at work

[tender monolith]

lol what happened

[limber yarrow]

People whove been working on our tunnel project are being taken out

[tender monolith]

wut

[limber yarrow]

A couple fired already some are just being kicked out from the project but still in the company

[tender monolith]

[limber yarrow]

We've been testing the wrong procedures in the tunnel and its costing the company quite a lot of money now

[tender monolith]

[limber yarrow]

And i'm the guy who's been checking all their results

Mostly

[modern cradle]

RIP

[tender monolith]

oh no

[limber yarrow]

Kick out of the project. i dont wanna get involved anymore

[tender monolith]

win win i guess

[limber yarrow]

I'm bored at looking at the same or very very similar test results everytime i receive new ones

Ngl i'd rather go back to working at my old office than where i actually am right now

[tender monolith]

the old creepy office?

[limber yarrow]

My old office #💬┊general message

[tender monolith]

creepy one?

[limber yarrow]

Yeah

[tender monolith]

haha

[limber yarrow]

I miss the moomoos i see everyday

[tender monolith]

moomoos reminds me of mino

i miss mino

havent talked with him for a while

danny too

[limber yarrow]

qwb

[tender monolith]

qwb

gen too

[limber yarrow]

Sashi too, good lad

[tender monolith]

[leaden hearth]

sashi a lad?

[limber yarrow]

Wonder where they all are

[leaden hearth]

[tender monolith]

probably touching grass

[limber yarrow]

Yes

[leaden hearth]

hopefully for them

[limber yarrow]

When will i ever touch grass

[tender monolith]

i have touched sand

[limber yarrow]

Hot sand on a sunny day during winter

[rotund girder]

Touch water, it's better

[limber yarrow]

Cant swim

[tender monolith]

ive touched water too

[rotund girder]

You can learn when you touch water

[leaden hearth]

im a lifeguard, ill save you

[limber yarrow]

no i'm fine being on land

Prefer touching wind than water

[tender monolith]

i was at beach

[limber yarrow]

Toto Rovel

[tender monolith]

toto rovel

[proper pagoda]

[shadow whale]

[meager thunder]

Guild found a 6.6m target but I don't wanna get online

[tender monolith]

bad guildmate

[shadow whale]

Hi

How are you

[tender monolith]

good

[shadow whale]

I'm telling you IGG is sending a bad message to all of you

[tender monolith]

ok

[leaden hearth]

what? what you mean?

[shadow whale]

A few people on the other map are attacking badly in a bad way

[leaden hearth]

attacking badly in a badly way? is this some kind of joke im too dumb for to understand?

[shadow whale]

I informed you, you know the rest

Me billon kicked out map

5bar massage your

[granite elbow]

[shadow whale]

Back

[tender monolith]

joke deez nutz

[shadow whale]

You can ask.no jokers

[tender monolith]

Man the new unicorn skin is awesome looking

[torn walrus]

[sly lodge]

So... then it's good?

[wicked brook]

[torn walrus]

Someone teach @shadow whale English

[wicked brook]

no

[torn walrus]

[wicked brook]

Just go to school

[tender monolith]

so strong

[meager thunder]

He asked me if I knew anyone from Turkey - I shared the Turkish server link. Some of them are confused by what he says still

[rotund girder]

Send a gibberish server link next time

[wicked brook]

This is why u off dms from a server of 230k people (probably school dropouts) splurging and playing a dead game

[bronze vector]

[rotund girder]

I am not a drop out(yet)

[bronze vector]

soon

[wicked brook]

Quitting lm has made my life so much more peaceful

[bronze vector]

I just shield

[torn walrus]

I just stay dead

[rotund girder]

Last year

[bronze vector]

[torn walrus]

You'll be kicked before you drop out

[rotund girder]

Drop out just before finals?

[wicked brook]

Quitting mobile games have made my life alot more peaceful

[bronze vector]

Can’t be kicked if he dropped out

[wicked brook]

[bronze vector]

[rotund girder]

True, gonna live under the bridge with cool guy then

[atomic nimbus]

[torn walrus]

and your wallet not empty no more

[bronze vector]

[rotund girder]

Nah, now Bob spends on csgo skins

[bronze vector]

not bad

[wicked brook]

Even during my time of playing lm, my wallet was never empty

[torn walrus]

Boom boom caio with cool guy under a bridge

[bronze vector]

[wicked brook]

Csgo is dead

[rotund girder]

Well it just so happens that so am I

[torn walrus]

same i don't spend

[tidal shard]

[torn walrus]

I'm just sponsored

[rotund girder]

sponsored by Deeznutz

[tidal shard]

@rotund girder stop

[rotund girder]

[wicked brook]

I used to spend but i realised jt was a waste of money

[shadow whale]

[rotund girder]

Depends on the view but yea waste for most

[torn walrus]

Don't need to spend if someone else does it for you

[wicked brook]

U can literally get an emp maxed acc for like a hundredth the amount of burgers from actually working for it

[rotund girder]

True, my nitro?

[shadow whale]

[wicked brook]

Pack loading

[tidal shard]

Oh boy random emoji and translator using guy is here

[torn walrus]

[rotund girder]

Their translator doesn't work properly just like them

[tidal shard]

[twilit kiln]

[meager thunder]

[rotund girder]

They are just gonna push emp

[wicked brook]

Did all the og mods quit moderating or r they still alive

[tidal shard]

[torn walrus]

They ded

[wicked brook]

@junior peak

[tidal shard]

[twilit kiln]

[rotund girder]

They died, lost all brain cells moderating the server

[digital harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-cells-school-final-exam-exam-gif-22812480

[tidal shard]

Meanwhile the 4th braincell having an existential crisis

[rotund girder]

Imagine having trouble with mathematics

[wicked brook]

Imagine needing to have braincells

[tidal shard]

No external app advertising

Bami delete

[wicked brook]

Mods literally dont exist bruh

[tidal shard]

Nami aka storm fox or wtv her new name is now deleted that one

[tender monolith]

delete deez nutz

[rotund girder]

Yes... wait what

[tender monolith]

because

[torn walrus]

i have most worryfrog in this server after qwbby

[digital harbor]

You are worryrobot

[wicked brook]

Who r u

And wheres qwobby

[tidal shard]

F where is that ''is your life perfect" copypasta

[digital harbor]

Azure, bring that worryrobot emote

[torn walrus]

Qwb quit discord I think

[tidal shard]

Sad

[torn walrus]

I'm me

[digital harbor]

Right. Azure. Today I am going to see doctor Strange 2

[tidal shard]

Okay but why tell me

[digital harbor]

Just telling.

[tidal shard]

[digital harbor]

😄

[tidal shard]

Ok i guess, nice knowing your leisure time spending choices

[digital harbor]

😆😆

[torn walrus]

Why aren't you worrying? Is your life perfect? Are there no imperfections in your life? Is there nothing to be worried about in the world? Please stop not worrying, as anyone who does is very troubled. The world has so many problems, and you choose to sit back and relax. Stop this madness.

[tidal shard]

YESSSS THIS ONE LMAO

[wicked brook]

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

[tidal shard]

I don't care if you "don't care" or "didn't ask" or you think your opinion even matters, I can post whatever I want as long as I am complying with rules. This is called a "public platform" for a reason, not that so you can establish autonomous dictatorship and tell me what is apt to post. But as uncouth and smallbrained as many people are, they will still believe the universe revolves around them, and they will still say "don't care didn't ask" to whatever their obsolete thinking doesn't agree with. It is futile to convince such people that no one cares about what they think, so there's absolutely no gain in (trying to) explain that to them. So to neutralize their "don't care didn't ask", I hereby issue the "I care about everything and I ask everyone" policy. Some might ask who I am to issue this publicly. Ironically as they can establish "don't care didn't ask" at their own leisure, I can also establish whatever the heck I want.

[tender monolith]

stop it

[tidal shard]

[wicked brook]

[tidal shard]

At this point might as well make existing an offense now that copypastas are not apt to post anymore

[wicked brook]

If x number of warnings translated to kicks bans and mutes i would be banned by now

[digital harbor]

Man. Long statements

[tidal shard]

A bit towards the leaner side of things there's a slim chance someone is fulfilling the last of a personal grudge because i destroyed them in a logical argument quite some time ago. Anyway can't judge anymore, otherwise it can be considered offensive. Idek what is portable anymore.

[rotund girder]

Imagine getting warned, I got 0 warns

[tidal shard]

The other day someone got mad because i misgendered their pet goldfish

[wicked brook]

[silk gazelle]

[tender monolith]

dang zaub warned you a lot

[torn walrus]

who wrote I'm tired of warning you

[wicked brook]

typical zauby

Carissa and dokke wouldnt type such stuff

[tidal shard]

[silk gazelle]

heya azure

[tidal shard]

Yo alete

[silk gazelle]

how are you?

[torn walrus]

Who alete

[wicked brook]

Theres another warn asking me to stop posting burger pics off the internet

You were warned in Lords Mobile for: no posting pics of burgers you stole off the internet. It's a misrepresentation of trades.

[torn walrus]

[tender monolith]

that seems fair

[torn walrus]

I have 3 warns now

March i had 0

[wicked brook]

I was just about to say i have 0 warns this year but i alr have one

[rotund girder]

I absolutely have no warns

[pliant walrus]

Ok

[meager thunder]

My fifth warn was for deleting a mod ping after one of the mods had already responded sooo.....

[silk gazelle]

me too i think

[modern cradle]

warn @rotund girder and @silk gazelle for not having warns

[silk gazelle]

[frosty reef]

warn me

i dont know who i am so warn me

[tender monolith]

you were already told to stop it though

[tidal shard]

Fine thank you, and you?(sorry internet ded)

[frigid sable]

[leaden hearth]

you forgot me

[frosty reef]

whos azure

[silk gazelle]

was out for few days, come back and see that noone is here

[tidal shard]

Who the heck are you

[modern cradle]

cell hat u can go warn urself

[leaden hearth]

not going to

[tidal shard]

Weakling

Oh lamey

Bocky's mad you left lul

[tender monolith]

i wonder if i can warn other mods

[tidal shard]

I think it will say their roles are too high for you to warn

[modern cradle]

apparently cell hat wants one, u can try

[rain oracle]

Warn hell boy for being bias

[tidal shard]

bocky is a male

Lel

[rotund girder]

[tidal shard]

Bet 200k haven't even spoken yet, except for maintenance or event

[leaden hearth]

i think out of all 230K about 300 at max have said anything outside events

[rotund girder]

[tidal shard]

Glad to be one of those

[leaden hearth]

for when new people join they dont immediatly spam chat

[tidal shard]

[shadow whale]

[tidal shard]

Random bs go

Ok

[rotund girder]

Ok

[tidal shard]

[rotund girder]

Learn to be understandable, they just looked into mirror

[tidal shard]

@rotund girder

Nvm found another victim volunteer

[rotund girder]

Good

[tidal shard]

[rotund girder]

@bitter trail here's a new one for you

[tidal shard]

I blame el risitas for my taste in emojis

[meager thunder]

Blaming your taste on someone else.

[tidal shard]

Can't help it there's too many emojis in his honor

Sharpie

[meager thunder]

I have one that's worse with sushi. and milk.

[tidal shard]

Work deez nuts

why must you reject like this

[tender monolith]

what's the new event about, free castle skin? 😮

[tidal shard]

[tender monolith]

yeah but my question is how will we get the stellar coins?

[meager thunder]

Gotta earn it

[rotund girder]

Free castle skin for $20 only

[meager thunder]

It says in the event

[tender monolith]

I can't read, I have this issue that I read stuff and I don't understand it so if someone can explain to my dead ass

[rotund girder]

You gotta read our messages too

[tidal shard]

"ok"

Jeezus stop posting before j post through relevant text to that emoji

[rotund girder]

"ok"

[tender monolith]

yes you can

who's azure and why he ain't dead?

[tidal shard]

I'm azure, idoit

[tender monolith]

No! I am azure, idiot!

[tidal shard]

If youd read the second tag on my profile username you wouldn't have to use your braincells to figure thay out all by yourself

[rotund girder]

I just realised that I wrote 2+ pages for a single point in a topic

[tender monolith]

I never unlocked the braincell DLC

[tidal shard]

https://tenor.com/view/personal-problem-sips-tea-kermit-but-thats-none-of-my-business-sounds-like-a-personal-problem-gif-12085884

[meager thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/gypsy-fatty-gypsy-problem-chad-giga-chad-gif-20807177

[tidal shard]

Yes

[tender monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-cum-cum-sebserver-pog-cumhose-gif-18980293

[tidal shard]

It hink thats mayonnaise from the s2 episode 2

I think*

Maybe not

[modern cradle]

i hope its water tap or pipe on the other side

[rotund girder]

Perhaps

[modern cradle]

its from spongebob

[tidal shard]

Like you

[rotund girder]

Never actually watched it

[tidal shard]

Watch deez nuts

[rotund girder]

NO

Kill teacher before they kill you

[tender monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-cum-spongebob-mayo-spongebob-cum-shot-cum-shot-gif-24453237

[tidal shard]

Same but replace "My teacher is about to kill me" with "ok"

[rotund girder]

Ok

[tidal shard]

O is small ||like yo nuts||

[rotund girder]

That's perfect ||not everyone has nuts as small as yours||

[meager thunder]

https://youtu.be/TCxKB20hRUo found it

[rotund girder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lurking-gif-22179921

[tidal shard]

https://tenor.com/view/you-problem-gif-22615717

ok

[noble lance]

My Rally trap comp

[iron rover]

hm debating on redownloading lords lol

[cinder horizon]

but i gotta delete because LH0 snakes in here

[twin bison]

(╥﹏╥)

[tidal shard]

No cure for stupidity

[scenic spear]

lmfao

[manic oak]

Whos tagging me like a b-

Yes i know that

[rotund girder]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-drink-sip-blink-the-mandalorian-gif-15693643

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/973881627463807006/973939127332511744/20220511_040811.jpg

[tidal shard]

@manic oak come here

[manic oak]

Who spawned me

[tidal shard]

I

[manic oak]

y

[tidal shard]

Wanted to ask how you're doing

[manic oak]

I'm fine bro thanks how are u

[tidal shard]

Uhh

[manic oak]

what

[tidal shard]

Why the heart

[dusky elbow]

😋 😋 😋 😋 😋

[tidal shard]

Flame stfu

[rotund girder]

[raw jetty]

[tidal shard]

[rotund girder]

Wonder if I saw wrong

[raw jetty]

[manic oak]

i saw a lots of eggplants

[tidal shard]

He edited the heart ourlt

Out*

[rotund girder]

💞

[raw jetty]

🍌

[rotund girder]

[manic oak]

💦

wtf

[rotund girder]

@tidal shard

Check #973881627463807006

[raw jetty]

cringe

[tidal shard]

like || you, idoit ||

@leaden hearth idgaf i don't even play lords

[raw jetty]

Nice spelling

[tidal shard]

Check earlier messages I've always spelt idiot that way

[raw jetty]

[tidal shard]

Idoit

[pliant walrus]

ok

[tidal shard]

ok

[raw jetty]

[tidal shard]

Goodbye humans i am ✨ ascending ✨

[rotund girder]

descending to mortal realm*

[pliant walrus]

.

[raw jetty]

I did friends event

[torn walrus]

[karmic sand]

[steep mason]

Hello

[minor onyx]

Funny clip of me

[tall mountain]

Good Night Everyone

[leaden hearth]

read rule 1 again please #✅┊rules-read-me