💬-general

[vale star]

Ah

[lucid wharf]

@lyric holly scorpion. Sub zero, smoke, Shang Tsung

[lyric holly]

i am sorry i have forgot my asian bretheren

[lucid wharf]

What is brethren?

[vale star]

No banner for me then

Shang tsung and lk for sure

[lyric holly]

oh yeah, also cyrax and sektor

[vale star]

Isn’t Scorps one

[lucid wharf]

@lyric holly I have nitro but I’m mobile.

[lyric holly]

i think banners are a pc feature

[vale star]

Brother

[tawny adder]

Bye bdt 😭

[lucid wharf]

Is Mac allowed to have banner?

[lyric holly]

yeah, that's pc

[unkempt prairie]

yea 😦

[lucid wharf]

I seee. Time to do some stealth mission. Steal the Mac and quick log in and then quick banne r

[vale star]

Ye Japan?

[lyric holly]

i don't know how to do it on mac, i'm a windows user

[lucid wharf]

No. I’m Chinese

[lyric holly]

never expected another chinese person to be here ahahha

[lucid wharf]

I’m half Chinese tho. Never knew what my other half is.

[lyric holly]

can you speak the language?

[vale star]

Ig japanese

[lucid wharf]

I expect something like tribal. Of course I can, I’m fluent in it

[lyric holly]

mandarin?

[lucid wharf]

both Malaysian Chinese and mandarin

I’m still learning Shang hai dialect

[lyric holly]

i am uh full chinese, and i can speak 2 dialects, learning a third one at the moment

[unkempt prairie]

wait when a tower ends when does a new one usually start

[lucid wharf]

Your just like me @lyric holly , and I’m just like you.

[lyric holly]

there's usually a downtime for 1 - 3 weeks

[lucid wharf]

Except for the full and half.

[lyric holly]

i think it's safe to say that another tower won't come out until the release of FGLK

yo imagine if FGLK had a similar passive to KLK, but it's snare on tag-in

[vale star]

New update soon.. fg lk as new diamond with K Rain as new gold

[lyric holly]

that's chill

[lucid wharf]

@lyric holly let’s be brothers.

[lyric holly]

luv ya shordy

[lucid wharf]

Wait, how is Cyrax and sector asian?

[frozen reef]

[lyric holly]

mk9

[lucid wharf]

[wanton cedar]

I opened a Skarlet pack and got piercing mileena

Sad

[pallid sage]

Anyone know when the next tower is?

[frozen reef]

[lyric holly]

nah neither

[vale star]

Maybe you should’ve gotten TG Raiden.. I’d take mileena all day

[lucid wharf]

@frozen reef hey big problem

[frozen reef]

Yes

[lyric holly]

yeah

[lucid wharf]

Who’s the final boss in battle mode?

[frozen reef]

Assassin kitana

[vale star]

Ass Kitana I think

[unkempt prairie]

kitana

[lyric holly]

assassin kitana, don't worry, it's fairly easy

[agile wigeon]

Klassic Rain was never announced, much less as a new gold. You know something we don't?

[frozen reef]

How is this uh, a big problem lol

[lucid wharf]

No way!. I thought it was either Shinnok or Shao Kahn

[vale star]

Imagine beating battle mode for 20 souls

[lucid wharf]

Big scam.

[unkempt prairie]

i thought it would be shinnok

[vale star]

K Jade was never announced along side Mk11 Rain, but she was later after ST ending was announced..

[vale star]

Ikr

[lyric holly]

battle mode is fun though, i sometimes go back for fun

[vale star]

Battle mode remains the most useless mode in the game

[lucid wharf]

Same. I like beating up scorpion

[frozen reef]

It’s actually useful for doing FoS

[vale star]

The only use

[lucid wharf]

What’s that!

[unkempt prairie]

i actually completely forgot about it at one point

[hard junco]

Do we know when next tower will be here?

[lyric holly]

1-3 weeks

[frozen reef]

Feats of strength

[vale star]

Feats of strength; Which is certain conditions that must be meant to get bonuses that increases overall gameplay for a certain character

[agile wigeon]

She was announced the day before being added to the game. Right now saying Klassic Rain is coming as a gold is a leak, until we get an announcement.

[vale star]

They also give customizations for your war banner.

[lucid wharf]

I see

My scorpion drip is nice. So is my smoke, but smoke looks too smoky

[agile wigeon]

Besides, how does Klassic Jade not getting a proper announcement equal the idea that we're getting a gold Klassic Rain?

[lyric holly]

i really doubt that they would give a klassic rain after rain's short release however

[void finch]

When will there be an update and tower?

[agile wigeon]

Unknown for both

[void finch]

Oh

[vale star]

It’s not a leak it’s my prediction.. we got a new diamond a new gold since 3.0 I think.. so it make sense fg lk as diamond and random Klassic who is not in game.. so I chose to stick with K rain

[vale star]

I finally helped someone 😄

[lucid wharf]

You’ve always helped

[frozen reef]

[lyric holly]

poggers

[vale star]

Thanks dude

[lucid wharf]

Of course man. Anything for uhhh

Russian gas mask man? @vale star

[vale star]

I guess that works LMAO

[agile wigeon]

Why a random Klassic though, instead of a Kombat Kup, which are extremely popular ideas right now(and have been for quite some time)
Also, in the first message you should have stated right off the bat that this is just a guess, if a mod saw that message they likely would have deleted it for being a leak

[lyric holly]

im gonna take a bath i haven't had one in a long time see y'all

[vale star]

Because we been getting K cards for some time now.. follow the pattern it only make sense NRS will give us another K

[lucid wharf]

Stanky.

[solemn ridge]

Tiny russian gas head man

[lucid wharf]

[lyric holly]

a bath and a shower are two different things

[kind pecan]

Bd tower finally gone😌

[lucid wharf]

Really? @lyric holly I thought they”re the same.

[lyric holly]

nah they aren't

[agile wigeon]

They have the same end result, but they aren't the same

[lucid wharf]

GIVE ME YOUR BATH WATER! @lyric holly

[vale star]

One’s just superior

[rancid yew]

A shower is just a standing bath

[agile wigeon]

Bath is better than shower imo, but I never have time for bath, so I have to shower

[vale star]

Bath is more comfortable. You can go snorkeling

[lucid wharf]

Just sit down in a shower so it feels like a bath

[rancid yew]

That’s one way to drown

[kind pecan]

Am im the only one that thinks showers are better...

[lucid wharf]

Nope. I’m with you

[lyric holly]

iuh..

[vale star]

yes.

[kind pecan]

O lets go

[rancid yew]

Are they more efficient , yes, are they better, that’s an opinion

[lyric holly]

bruh sometimes i just sit in the shower thinking about life

[kind pecan]

Dont we all

[vale star]

Exactly why they’re called shower thoughts

[rancid yew]

No, I generally shower to clean lmao

[vale star]

Same

[lyric holly]

no i just sit on a stool i bring in

[lucid wharf]

Relatable.

[rancid yew]

If I want to get depressed and philosophical I’ll lie on my bed

[lyric holly]

thinking about like; 'bruh where did i go wrong.... why is this life so bad'

[lucid wharf]

I did it. I created an actual paper chain spear that’s exactly to scorpion

[vale star]

I do that stuff when I’m about to fall asleep

[kind pecan]

I keep getting takeda and kung lai in skarlet pack

[lucid wharf]

[vale star]

My shower thoughts are more thoughts you think when you’re high

[rancid yew]

Generally my thoughts are A- Greg’s bacon rolls are the goat , or B- would my mother kill me if she saw my iPad sketch apps

[vale star]

I always think of the most embarrassing moments in my life

[lucid wharf]

I cna send picture brut I can’t

[vale star]

Y’all ever sing? During shower

[rancid yew]

Cna

[vale star]

No off topic images anywhere in the server

[lucid wharf]

I tried to use it. It’s pretty good. It can recoil.

[vale star]

I do

[kind pecan]

I done it once or twice

[rancid yew]

I can’t sing

[vale star]

No

[lucid wharf]

Hell yeah. I sing,

[vale star]

Don’t we all

[unkempt prairie]

I play music and just sing in my head

[vale star]

Apparently not

[wanton cedar]

I just got cybernetic Jaqui from the free daily pack lmao

[frozen reef]

Yes

[rancid yew]

My talents are A- art, B- messing up my art in whatever form , and that’s it

[vale star]

Mood. I sound like a goat. That’s why I listen to rap, easier to sing

Best voices comes when showering

[lucid wharf]

OHAHHA means FAMILY

[unkempt prairie]

Fr yea same

[vale star]

I’ve heard.

[vale star]

Turn the shower off, sound like Iggy Azalea

[frozen reef]

[rancid yew]

I sound like a screeching eagle

[lucid wharf]

I’ve decided to start my career as a movie recapper

[frozen reef]

You didn’t have to do her like that mane

[rancid yew]

Iggyauana

[frozen reef]

Poor Iggy

[vale star]

I do her in multiple ways except the bad way

[kind pecan]

Sounds nice tbh

[vale star]

whatdidhesayyyyy

[rancid yew]

My innocence is melting

[vale star]

Never had it

[frozen reef]

That was a good one, you are one very witty man

[lucid wharf]

Sanity.my sanity!

[rancid yew]

Actually I think my innocence died a while ago

[kind pecan]

Mines been was gone☕

[lyric holly]

my innocence died in 2nd grade

[vale star]

I was born with none

I’ve been told I have a dirty mind. The most memorable time is when Draco mentioned my explicit actions

I was very proud

[agile wigeon]

If you're part of this server, you won't have your sanity for long lol
What is this thing called innocence? Never heard of it lol

[frozen reef]

When Draco calls you out, you know it’s a bad addiction

[vale star]

My addiction keeps me going

[lyric holly]

what's an addiction?

[vale star]

It’s not even an addiction, more of a lifestyle

[rancid yew]

I’m in several servers which would be considered innocence killers.

I’m 100 percent the most innocent in them tho.

[kind pecan]

Im in 7 or 8

[vale star]

Addiction to what 😏

[lyric holly]

"every anime you watch, 10 doujinshi's come with them" - sun tzu, art of war

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

Breathing. Lurking in this server.

[agile wigeon]

I think I'm only in one.......that is innocent

[lucid wharf]

Hahah

[vale star]

IMPOSSIBLE!

[lucid wharf]

Hahahahah. Very funny.

[vale star]

I’m in multiple explicit servers. Starting to think that’s the purpose of Discord.

UNTIL THEY BLOCKED SERVERS ON IOS

[agile wigeon]

It's true tho lmao

[vale star]

sigh

😭

[rancid yew]

Sigh

[lucid wharf]

No. You’ve watch some fatalities in mortal kombat

[lyric holly]

man this bath taking so long to setup

[agile wigeon]

This is why Android is far superior to IOS

[vale star]

Hit me up with the invs in dms 👀👀👀

[lucid wharf]

It is what it is.

[rancid yew]

Generally that’s what happens when water fills a container

[kind pecan]

Thats sad

[vale star]

Ahem Invites please.

[rancid yew]

The bot in one of the servers I’m in is so inconsistent but it does keep all things out that shouldn’t be there

[agile wigeon]

Only fatalities of mortal Kombat? That's the most innocent on some servers lmao

[vale star]

They’re all pretty specific, you don’t want them

[lucid wharf]

[vale star]

I do

[kind pecan]

Rainbow dragon tower

[rancid yew]

Puff the magic dragon

[kind pecan]

Sent it too soon

[lucid wharf]

I forgot the lyrics.

[rancid yew]

Why would a new tower be black dragon tower, when we have that allready and literally just had it

[vale star]

Red dragon tower is next actually

[kind pecan]

Eh i forgot what i was gonna say

[rancid yew]

Hopefully you were Finna say gonna

[vale star]

White Lotus Tower...

[waxen chasm]

Goodbye bdt

[vale star]

Screw the Red Dragon, bring me Mavado’s head

[rancid yew]

Goodbye , we won’t miss you at all

[vale star]

Thats a pretty good idea actually

[kind pecan]

Im doing 3 things rn

[vale star]

Shrimp on the barbie tower next

[vale star]

Thats what she said

Dude regeneration pisses me off

[vale star]

Rewards are klk k Raiden and Inj2 Raiden.. I think it could be great tower for the future

Like I’ll get Johnny cage down to a sliver of a health but he tags out and gets back to full

[kind pecan]

What the 3 things tho?

[vale star]

You dont wanna know.

[rancid yew]

How we supposed to know , your the one who said 3 things lmao

[kind pecan]

Talking bout the "thats what she said"thing

[vale star]

Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[kind pecan]

Nice👍

[vale star]

She?

1. Pay taxes
2. Don’t
3. Learn how to survive in the wild

[solemn ridge]

Family friendly server ppeople 👀

[vale star]

Not this family

[vale star]

Who said anything inappropriate? 🤨

[kind pecan]

We are a family of sins

[solemn ridge]

Hmm, oh idk

[vale star]

Looks like you messed up that word, buddy. Pretty sure you meant “degenerates”

[solemn ridge]

this emoji is so cute

[vale star]

Kitana has that effect

this is better though

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

This is clearly the quintessential emoji

[lucid wharf]

Nah jade looking good

[kind pecan]

Yes

[vale star]

BOO

[vale star]

Give me :Cassiepout:! I need

[lucid wharf]

[solemn ridge]

Why do you wanna smack her 👀

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

Cute

[frozen reef]

Hey man I’m clean, just a basketball fan

[vale star]

“Shang” BOOOOOO

[frozen reef]

I know you have a crush on Takeda

[solemn ridge]

Shang da goat cheese 🧀

[vale star]

Shang the toe cheese 🧀

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

Sorry that my intellect is far superior than yours

[solemn ridge]

And yet your pfp has a small ass head

[vale star]

Shang = fire skull spam

[vale star]

Yessir 💪

[solemn ridge]

No mam

[vale star]

Why does he look like a shirtless Robin from DC

[vale star]

he has nice tights

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

I cant unsee that now.

im just saying he has nice tights

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

quit invading my brain, keep me clean

okay lol

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

Hoping next tower is SRT

I want KT

I dont know abbreviations

[solemn ridge]

I read that as thighs, got too excited for a second

[vale star]

Kabal tower

[vale star]

yoOOvf vxas

[vale star]

You wouldn’t be wrong on that. His quads do look meaty

[frozen reef]

They gotta add another diamond Kabal for that one

[vale star]

[vale star]

KLASSIC

mk9 characters would be cool lol

[frozen reef]

Oh hell yeah

[vale star]

QuaKabal

(Quan Chi skin in MK11 KL)

[frozen reef]

Oh man I LOVE that skin

[vale star]

MKX Kabal

I can go all day

meat

i want meat as a character

Mkx kabal? Since when

Since MKX

[glacial basin]

kabal is the best

[vale star]

YES.

[glacial basin]

He is freaking legend

[vale star]

Yes.

[glacial basin]

synergy with mk 11 teamates is lit af

[vale star]

Kabal needs to dethrone Scorpion as the MK poster boy

[glacial basin]

yeah

[arctic seal]

What characters benefit the most from Nomad's Buzz Saw?

[vale star]

Kabal

[frozen reef]

Any character that you give critical hit chance

[vale star]

Kabal and mk11 scorpion

[vale star]

Other than Kabal, any Outworlder with Klassic Reptile

[vale star]

Is that the one that gibs speed if you hit with crit? If so then klk also works

[glacial basin]

where is july 4th sale?👀 😫

[arctic seal]

Does Ronin Takeda have 30% critical chance from the start or does it only apply when paired with other Ronin teammates?

[vale star]

30% for each Ronin teammate

[ripe spade]

Man its 6th of july...move on

[glacial basin]

how ggod is circle of shadow kitana?

[arctic seal]

She's OK, but her passive regarding Circle Of Shadow teammates is mediocre.

[frozen reef]

Very good damage dealer

[vale star]

Second worst COS, but certainly not bad. Second worst diamond synergy in the game

[arctic seal]

Immunity to Fear is not really that helpful either.

[vale star]

Kitana and Shang are your two keys to use any character you want

[solemn ridge]

Fart

[rancid yew]

Imagine being such a wimp that your undead but still back out a fight

[vale star]

Monk should be immune to COS Kitana

[rancid yew]

Couldn’t be cos Kitana

[arctic seal]

If I had to pick one equipment on Bo Rai Cho but need a block breaking equipment, Smuggler's Luck or Nomad's Buzz Saw?

[vale star]

Saw. Bo needs crits

Smugglers Luck with Vial of infinite blood?

Those are both accessories

Oh that’s Bo we talking not a diamond

[vale star]

Monk should be immune to all debuffs in the game, and permanently have all buffs in the game

[frozen reef]

The ideal Buzzsaw setup:
Buzzsaw, Shao Kahn Helmet, Smugglers Luck
Or, if you’re willing to sacrifice luck for extra critical hit chance, Vial of Infinite Blood

[arctic seal]

Bo Rai Cho needs block breaking equipment though.

[frozen reef]

Yeah so get vial of infinite blood

[vale star]

Smugglers with a bb, and the Helmet. But remember his sp2 is crazy high in damage

Rusty Chainsaw and Smugglers Luck with Shao Khans helmet extra crit and health?

[arctic seal]

I really want to obtain a good Spec Ops Diamond card so I can use it with Covert Ops Cassie Cage to have all 4 equipment slots to be anything.

[solemn ridge]

Farmer Mike has an offer for you 🧑‍🌾

[vale star]

That will work

[arctic seal]

What are the best Spec Ops Diamond cards in the game?

[vale star]

I was using this for Mk11 Scorps in BDT

[vale star]

All of them. But SF team is great

[solemn ridge]

Sf scorp, undead hunter JC, kl raiden

[frozen reef]

SF Team, Klassic Jax, Both Terminators

[arctic seal]

Besides Ronin Takeda, are there any other Spec Ops Diamond cards that are two factions?

[vale star]

Scorp

[solemn ridge]

Kl raiden

[frozen reef]

Takeda isn’t dual class

[vale star]

Scorp, Raiden, BD Erron

Not really big fan of DF Terminator but he is great with Spec Ops.. I don’t really like to play in endoskeleton form

His basics have a close infinite in the corner

The hop has a juggle window

[solemn ridge]

Jiggle

Have you SEEN the jiggle physics in mk9 like tf

[vale star]

Even grapple is useless if you’re fighting with guardian terminator and he tags in to shield

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

WHAT?!

yes

Intensely

[ripe spade]

👀

[vale star]

You didn’t let me finish. Intensely ||reading the Bible and ignoring those sins ||

[arctic seal]

Do you guys save up on a lot of souls before opening packs, or immediately open packs when you get enough souls for a pack?

[vale star]

Save, wait for sales

Sales are rare nowdays

packa

[solemn ridge]

Most people save most people open when they can, depending on their interests whether they want a specific diamond character or team or a random diamond

[vale star]

People with no self-control immediately open packs. This, of course, includes me to an extent

[arctic seal]

Are there any equipment sets for Jason Voorhees?

[vale star]

NRS ditched sales this update like they did BDT memorial was rare sale

[frozen reef]

Trophy Collection to give him another revive

[vale star]

Which one

[ripe spade]

I cant handle the temptation...i open asa i get souls

[arctic seal]

I mean the special combo ender sets that some characters have.

[frozen reef]

He doesn’t have a brutality set

[vale star]

Nope

[arctic seal]

What are all characters that have special combo ender sets?

[vale star]

He has two legacy equipments, but no brutality

Only certain diamond characters have them

Jason’s have their own extra equipment

[frozen reef]

Trophy Collection is from nightmare tower

[unkempt prairie]

Kabal, scorpion, subzero, lui kang, kano thats all i can think of off the spot

[solemn ridge]

Raiden as well

[vale star]

Shang tsung

[vale star]

All MK11’s except Rain, and also Kano, Sonya, Reptile, and Liu

Skarlet too

[solemn ridge]

Noob

[frozen reef]

Kano’s has to be my favorite brutality, god the guy becomes so good with his set. Plus he’s so fun to play with that way

[vale star]

Jade

Reptile and sonya aswell

[vale star]

Isn’t it a legacy if it’s character specific?

[solemn ridge]

The way he pisses after pisses me off

[vale star]

Jade brutality equipments are the rarest in game you need 2 epics

[frozen reef]

It’s only droppable from towers. Legacy equipment are droppable from equipment packs, so it doesn’t count

[arctic seal]

What is the best possible equipment setup for Nightmare Jason Voorhees?

[vale star]

The more you know

[frozen reef]

[unkempt prairie]

Sub zeros brutality is my favorite

[vale star]

His pisses in his MK11 intro too. Lots of pissing, that bugga’

[solemn ridge]

Love his Australian sosig accent

[frozen reef]

Might as well just post my Kano match, I figured out a way to play him well

[vale star]

Kano wins me saying in his voice

Oi! Kayenowe weens

[solemn ridge]

Quite the charmer he is

And the only character they got right in the movie lol

[vale star]

Was he not in villain bundle pack? Hmmm

Kabal was a badass. So he was accurate

[ripe spade]

Sonya was quite good as well..and Liu kang

[vale star]

When Ainz becomes mod

[frozen reef]

Lol

[vale star]

Kano was the best in the movie. Change my mind

[ripe spade]

Wont

[vale star]

In other words, the end of the world

[vale star]

Good.

[unkempt prairie]

Anniversary pack

[vale star]

His Lao dinner table roast was the highlight of the movie. Very vulgar, very deep

Kano stole the show

Why did you go from kakyoin to hot pants

[vale star]

Among other things

ahem AMULET

Im asking why lol

We need movie Kano in game

[ripe spade]

Nooo

[vale star]

New movie pack for mk11

[rancid yew]

Pity Kabal didn’t get to shine his costume was badass

[frozen reef]

Would love another diamond Kano so I can use his beautiful brutality set

[vale star]

They stopped MK11 production

I know

It was a “what if” thought

If it wasn’t for Ronna

[rancid yew]

I’d like to see movie kards for sub0 and skorp in mkm ngl

[vale star]

I agree, yet I don’t think that’ll ever happen. They need the VA, maybe a few contracts here and there, and you can’t have Kano without the others

[lucid wharf]

Bi han is funny

What to kill this hanzo for his clan.

[vale star]

Eh, i didnt really like movie scorpions design

Same

Gold Scorps looks nice in mkx

[vale star]

He looked more Samurai than Wraith

[ripe spade]

Exactly

[vale star]

That was the idea

[rancid yew]

He .. was one lmao

[vale star]

A bad idea lol

Just poorly excuted

[rancid yew]

It’s a more realistic design for a 16th century Samurai/assassin

As opposed to a modern Ninja clan which really woudknt exist

[vale star]

With guys with cybernetic arms

Talk about movie even Nitara got some scene

Dusted by Lao

[rancid yew]

If you don’t know how close we are to that I’d do some research 😂 we can 3D print organs using tissue samples

[frozen reef]

They nail the games and animated shows and stuff but they can’t nail the live-action movies, that irks me. Almost everyone in the movie looked like cosplayers

[rancid yew]

Robotics and tech has advanced tremendously in the last decade

[vale star]

Im talking about how they have guys “16th century style armor” and have guys with cybernetic arms

Movie Mileena was great ngl

[vale star]

I disagree actually, I think they looked great

Great makeup, great original character design, and the effects were great

That just doesnt link up. But then again it is MortalKombat

[rancid yew]

Everyone wearing a costume is a cosplayer , even if their armed ninja assassins

[vale star]

No.

[frozen reef]

I mean of course this film had like 10x better costumes than the old films, but still, they couldn’t nail it. They did good on some characters

[rancid yew]

Movie mileena became black from Asian from white. Someone’s having an identity crisis over at wb

[vale star]

Og MK Movie had way better designs imo

[rancid yew]

Og mk movie did not , not even close

[vale star]

Only ones I didn’t like are those rascals Fire and Ice. Big cosplay.

[vale star]

More truth has never been said

[rancid yew]

There’s a difference between faithful to the 90s game while being in the 90s , and being good designs

[vale star]

Just those leftists at it again. They didn’t do that, people would be pissed 🤦

[grand summit]

Yo I just got MK11 Raiden in my first pack yay

[vale star]

Oh yeah dont forget Gold Fish guy

Who?

Cole

Plot armor man. His whole life was pulled out of the writers’ ass

[rancid yew]

Clearly Johnny cage was directing , so he couldn’t play himself

[vale star]

I need Johnny Cage as Johnny Cage

Literal PLOT ARMOR

[rancid yew]

I feel like that’s the joke

[vale star]

Prolly it is

[rancid yew]

His ability is literally plot arnour

[vale star]

His ability is Tanya

[rancid yew]

Feels like a deadpool joke

[grand summit]

So how much y’all get soul coins everyday

[vale star]

Kali sticks

On a real note though, Goros design was AMAZING

[rancid yew]

1 hour quests my man

[vale star]

Over 600 souls, and usually 140k coins

[grand summit]

damn

[vale star]

Yes I get 1h quests a day

[grand summit]

I’m getting a hundo but I just started out like 2 days

[vale star]

The disrespect 😭

I don’t care for Goro, but he deserved better

[vale star]

400

[grand summit]

🦫

[vale star]

Beaver?

[rancid yew]

Goros design was a big improvement from the 90s

[grand summit]

Cuz I just need one more MK11 for a team

[vale star]

500 dollar sunglasses

[grand summit]

damn = beavers

[vale star]

Dammit! I was about to say that EXACT same thing!

[rancid yew]

Didint know beavers run our damns , dam

[vale star]

Great minds think alike

[grand summit]

Is noob like top 3 best mk 11

[topaz iris]

yes

[vale star]

Damn man damn Beavers make damn dams

[vale star]

yes

[vale star]

Third best card in the game

[grand summit]

What’s the first two

[vale star]

He could be one already, and we just haven’t had him yet

First is mk11 scorpion

[topaz iris]

kl liu kang, adn mk111 scorpion

[vale star]

I got him from Sorcerer Tower

[rancid yew]

Dam

[vale star]

yes

[vale star]

MK11 Scorp is #1 and KLK is 2

[grand summit]

What’s makes that scorp op

[vale star]

He has an infinite, great fire damage, easiest cripple in the game, lethals, and the best team in the game

[rancid yew]

He just is, don’t question it 🤣

[vale star]

Yeah, the S word is blacklisted now

[harsh reef]

sucker

[frozen reef]

Rip, that was Tiasma’s go to word

[rancid yew]

Shoddy, ship, Shannon

[vale star]

Does anyone know how to watch the 90’s mk movie ?

Shitt

[vale star]

No, Tiasma’s go-to is “trash”

[vale star]

Rules

[topaz iris]

ummm'

[vale star]

HERESY!

[harsh reef]

@vale star How do you nake such souls and koins everyday ?

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

You can do it too

[late ice]

what happen to the guy who roasted erron black so much claiming sp2 is not a good dmg dealer.. hahaha

[vale star]

1hr quests, and challenges/towers

[topaz iris]

quests, dont ask, it is that simple

[vale star]

Rather not, I want to stay here

You can do it too it’s not just me

[harsh reef]

I have poor quests

[rancid yew]

If one does not ask how will one learn

[vale star]

If I say shitt with one t it gets deleted as well

Not to have correct grammar, apparently

[rancid yew]

No ship

[vale star]

If you have extra Ts it doesn’t

[harsh reef]

Shi't

[rancid yew]

The comma changes the pronounciation

[vale star]

You’ll get deleted too

[vale star]

Grammar police 🚨

[topaz iris]

SHlT

[vale star]

Ye if I do it with one t

[rancid yew]

Not too fast for the hammer

[harsh reef]

Rebel ..!!!!

[topaz iris]

Oh wtf

[vale star]

Try no cap

[vale star]

The bot’s lagging, you can’t even put emojis under it

[rancid yew]

Are you sure about that

[harsh reef]

look again

[vale star]

Let’s stop with the filter bypassing, Moralithic is online

Wait hold lemme try this

[vale star]

I just tried it 5 times, weird

[topaz iris]

Just replace the I with L in caps

[vale star]

Wya mods lol

Dude lmao

[vale star]

Ah

[harsh reef]

Sorryfor the finger

[rancid yew]

Got some rebels in this chat

[vale star]

Some guy said a swear one time and now everyone is trying to bypass chat 😂

Not me

[topaz iris]

I think that is me'

[vale star]

I shouldn’t have pointed out the filter

[harsh reef]

Surely me

[rancid yew]

Nah, your good

[vale star]

You really have shouldn’t

[rancid yew]

I’m just gonna silently judge everyone from the safety of my screen but you’ll never know if I’m gone

[vale star]

Why they even blacklist? Any reason?

[lyric holly]

i have returned

[harsh reef]

For chat to be swear free

[vale star]

Family friendly server

[frozen reef]

It is not polite or right to swear in a public server

[lyric holly]

because there are children here

[harsh reef]

More like kid friendly

[vale star]

Yo

[topaz iris]

clearly not if I could say the blacklisted word in caps

[vale star]

Hey, they try

[vale star]

And if you put extra ts

Yall gonna get banned

Now now, there are children here

[rancid yew]

Could we not

[topaz iris]

Just showing you

[harsh reef]

[vale star]

Today is a funeral. To many.

[harsh reef]

[kind pecan]

Especially joe

[rancid yew]

[vale star]

Laugh out loud

[harsh reef]

'silence'

[topaz iris]

Not anymore it aint

[harsh reef]

Yeah we received the chat

Didn't we ?

[topaz iris]

ya

[harsh reef]

You wanna display your Kollection ?

[topaz iris]

not really, my best highest diamond is a f3 kabal...

[harsh reef]

I'll show you mine

[topaz iris]

Ummm ok?

[arctic seal]

Mortal Kombat 11 is too hard.

[topaz iris]

Never tried

mb lol

[vale star]

Won’t even buy it now they gave up

[harsh reef]

game isn't working
every morning it's like this

[topaz iris]

huh?

[harsh reef]

It wouldn't open

[topaz iris]

Hmmmm, delete and reinstall?

[harsh reef]

yeah I'm gonna try it
M so proud of my Kollection i want to show it rn

[frozen reef]

Make sure you have a WBID before deleting

[topaz iris]

oh sh

[harsh reef]

I have an account

[frozen reef]

Thank god, good. Was scared there for a moment

[arctic seal]

I would probably try restarting the phone first instead of uninstall and reinstall the app first.

[harsh reef]

only if that would've fixed it

[arctic seal]

What have you tried so far?

[harsh reef]

Restarting the phone and checking resetting the auto network operator selection
even tried playing call of duty but yeah my network is fine

[vale star]

Servers down it seems

[arctic seal]

Did you close the app manually before trying to open it again?

[harsh reef]

yes yes I did

[vale star]

Other apps have 500 kbps, mkm has 20 kbps

Might have to wait for 30 mins to 1 hour

[topaz iris]

what did you have on your account?

[visual basin]

When is the new update coming?

[lyric holly]

soon

[vale star]

They give hints about update usually 2 weeks before update

[past bolt]

Like srsly Fire God Liu Kang

[vale star]

So we can expect update in 1-3 weeks

[past bolt]

We have many liu kangs in the game

[vale star]

Why not.. there are like only 3

[past bolt]

Still there were many more ppl weren't in the game

[vale star]

Not when compared to scorpion and sub zero

There are only 3 lk in game

Almost 10 Scorps

[past bolt]

Like Sindel,Fujin,Nightwolf and not even all Mk11 characters

[harsh reef]

This game not working in the morning hinders me with my quest grinding

[topaz iris]

Did you reinstall the game yet?

[frozen reef]

Try to switch to 4G or Data

Why do you ask

Best diamond in the game

He can beat any tower at F0, he’s a god

You tell me

[lyric holly]

yes

[frozen reef]

What

Is this a joke or are you trolling or something, or do you legitimately not know the answer

Every fatal tower

[indigo trellis]

yes every tower does

[dark iron]

Sigh

[indigo trellis]

Bruh I STG let ME HELP SOMEONE Dammit

[dark iron]

It’s not that serious man

[indigo trellis]

I just want to help someone and be in the circle

[ripe spade]

Circe of Shadow???

[frozen reef]

[indigo trellis]

The circle is basically tons of Ppl who help a ton and is loved by everyone
like bruh moment,draco,azzet are loved by everyone with a sane brain

[ripe spade]

Bruh..wheres the best cos members

[indigo trellis]

Nobody can say they hate Bruh moment

besides Ainz

[wispy sand]

It is I

[frozen reef]

@ripe spade
Best CoS Team right here

[ripe spade]

Jax & Kitana be like: Am i a joke to you

[frozen reef]

Hello! You were gone for a while

[indigo trellis]

Kung Lao > quan chi

[wispy sand]

I respect Kitana, Jax can go to the netherrealm

[ripe spade]

Whats L??

[dark iron]

There I finally have a profile pic

[frozen reef]

Tiasma can answer whether this is true or not

[indigo trellis]

A charecter from death note

[wispy sand]

If ur on crack maybe

[frozen reef]

Lol

[ripe spade]

Lamao

[indigo trellis]

[ripe spade]

Nice pfp btw

[dark iron]

Quan chi the guy who can turn people to revenants Kung Lao a Chinese man with a sharp hat

[tulip charm]

Kung Lao >>>>>>> Quan Bum

[frozen reef]

[ripe spade]

Yeah so he can ||behead|| Quan chi

[indigo trellis]

Kung Lao>Sharp hat
Quan Chi>No sharp Hat
Kung Lao> Quan Chi

[dark iron]

Quan chi still better

Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero do any of y’all remember this game

[vale star]

I have classic raiden and I don't like it, he have only 6-7k damage on 50 level, so useless

Not only for damage he useless, for special attacks too

[frozen reef]

Hold right there. Klassic Raiden is one of the most useful cards in the game. It’s not his fault, it’s literally just your Raiden’s fusion holding you back

[vale star]

Hmmmm

[frozen reef]

Just because you have a card at F0 and their damage isn’t up to par doesn’t make them bad

[vale star]

You true

[frozen reef]

His damage should actually be up to par, he can shred strong enemies with his tag-in attack

[glacial basin]

F0 diamonds can do wonders

[lyric holly]

indeed

[glacial basin]

like COS Quanchi

MK11 JADE

[wispy sand]

QC doesnt really do much at F0 besides power drain and supporting CoS teammates

Not really comparable to stuff like KLK, KR(both raiden and reptile) or even Shao finisher

[glacial basin]

tf? he reflects damage to ooponents LOL

[wispy sand]

And dies instantly after, you need him to have a good amount of hp for that

[frozen reef]

Even when blocking and reflecting damage, he won’t survive a special attack at F0 assuming you are facing a much, much stronger opponent

[glacial basin]

That's enough fow winning a lot of games even boss battels

[glacial basin]

health support kards and talent tree

[wispy sand]

Weird take but whatever its your team slot

And please dont say bear stance

[glacial basin]

LOL

[vale star]

Umm can everyone open the game?

[frozen reef]

Yes

[vale star]

My game freezes on black screen

[oblique hedge]

Is shaolin fist Kung Lao good?

[visual basin]

Spent 10k souls and got 0 diamonds pack

[vale star]

With martial artists yes

[vale star]

Wait for black friday or halloween

[oblique hedge]

Would it be good with mk 11 jade and mk 11 raiden?

[visual basin]

Ok

[wispy sand]

Not particularly, read his passive

[vale star]

Nope. Mk11 characters are good with mk11 characters only

[wispy sand]

Also Mk11 always are best when paired together

[oblique hedge]

Alr thx I’m kinda new

I used to play years ago and I got back into it

[vale star]

Except for mk11 scorp. He is a team destroyer

[main ridge]

Dream destroyer

[wispy sand]

The rule still applies, even more so if you have noob and subz

[vale star]

Okay I’ve got 387 souls. Should I go for the mk11 skarlet pack or the kabal pack?

[oblique hedge]

What abt sub0?

[main ridge]

😿😹🎇

[oblique hedge]

Kabal pack has higher chances but skarlet pack is better

[vale star]

With sp2 50% discount equipment like soul medallion and a block breajer, he is better

Yeah Kabal and Jade are really good but Raiden is meh

[oblique hedge]

His sp2 is very good

[frozen reef]

He’s not better than scorpion, no way. He stays as a support/secondary damage dealer

[vale star]

Yeah but apparently he’s the worst of the mk11 bunch

[frozen reef]

Kabal is the worst

[dark iron]

Scarlet is

[vale star]

really? I always have trouble against him lmao

Yeah kabal is worst. His passive doesn't work 90% time

[dark iron]

But both are interchangeable

[oblique hedge]

She’s a good starting character

[devout inlet]

Anyone staying up tonight lmao

[frozen reef]

1. Highest health in the game
2. During blood rain, you heal back your entire health bar with a one simple SP2
3. Cripple on her SP2, bleed queen

[wispy sand]

Kabal is the worst cause his passive doesnt work on himself and no ways to keep up with his teammates damage wise

[frozen reef]

Oh yes, she also increases your damage output. What is kabal there for, just to reverse stun

[dark iron]

Compared to other mk11 she is just outclassed

[wispy sand]

You run him as anti stun for other mk11 at best

[oblique hedge]

I think he has the coolest design tho

[devout inlet]

mk11 kabal went from being the best to being a garbage character bc of his passive

[frozen reef]

Compared to Kabal she is much better than him

[vale star]

Too bad the cripple lasts a second

[dark iron]

Actually ur right I forgot how ass kabal passive is

[wispy sand]

Skarlet is an okay healer if you have functioning braincells

[frozen reef]

You have to upgrade the special for the effect to last longer

[fiery crescent]

Goodbye MK Mobile. Won't be seeing you until the next tower.

[oblique hedge]

I get 300 souls a day is that good?

[vale star]

I thought only the damage changes

[devout inlet]

Klassic Reptile, Strike Force Scorps and DOTD kitana gotta be a good heal team lmao

[wispy sand]

More consistent healing than Jade but below Shang and Rain

[frozen reef]

The buff/debuff duration also changes. Definitely upgrade special attacks

[dark iron]

@vale star if u upgrade the cripple up to that song it will cripple the enemy for the whole match

[frozen reef]

Song?

[devout inlet]

Long

[tame mauve]

wsp

[oblique hedge]

Is shao khan tower worth it? I have full epic gear ready for him

[dark iron]

The song with the braka gameplay

[vale star]

I only got her yesterday so thats why I haven’t upgraded her sps to the max

[vale star]

Unless you have him maxed, do the tower

[oblique hedge]

I don’t even have him yet

[vale star]

Definitely do it for talents and Shao

[tame mauve]

Shao kahn is insanely good just give him a block breaker.

[oblique hedge]

Alr

[dark iron]

Shou khan attack speed is veryyyy slow

[oblique hedge]

From what I’ve seen he packs a punch

[dark iron]

It’s a free diamonds do just do it

[vale star]

Speed can fix that

[tame mauve]

Block breaker gear solves it.

[vale star]

His DPS is outstanding, and he’s hard to counter, so his slowness is no problem

[frozen reef]

What does that matter when he does monster damage. Plus SP2 -SP3 can take out almost any character in the game

[dark iron]

Yea but I can literally keep combo him and never get hit once

[oblique hedge]

Even bosses?

[vale star]

Yes, not instakill though

[wispy sand]

Use buzzsaw on Shao, BB can screw you if you cant generate enough power to reset with specials

[oblique hedge]

Shi I wanna do it now

[dark iron]

He’s a god if u can land a hit

[frozen reef]

No, you’ll need really strong tower equipments to take out bosses that quickly. But in everywhere else, he takes enemies out quickly

[tame mauve]

I remember 170 ST shao kahn lol.

[oblique hedge]

I got the wrath hammer yesterday so I wanna use that

[wispy sand]

Shao on bosses isnt that bright of an idea, you can try an sp1 spam build but his dps might slack off

[tame mauve]

since his passive was nerfed he's meh.

[vale star]

Sp1 has INSANE recovery, horrible. One of the worst attacks on block

[tame mauve]

like imagine brutalizing bosses and they're 40% hp lmao.

[vale star]

It even shortens the usefulness of stun

[tame mauve]

Imagine doing shao kahn sp1

[vale star]

It’s great for stun lock

[wispy sand]

Against things that dont die on one sp2-sp3 its better

[tame mauve]

It can be blocked easily same as Unstoppable jason sp1.

[vale star]

Sp1? No

[tame mauve]

cocc.exe be like

[vale star]

Insane? Or insanely bad

[wispy sand]

Its not that hard to chain, just dont let it get blocked

[vale star]

Insane because it’s so high

[tame mauve]

@frozen reef remember 170 ST shao kahn?

[frozen reef]

Yes, tanky

[vale star]

We all do 😭

[tame mauve]

Goro was tanky aswell.

Chained both of them with Mk11 scorp so no issue

[wispy sand]

Also sp1 can be easily conneted if you just let your combo be blocked and then hold block and do sp1 as the enemy attacks since shao combo recovery is somehow good

[vale star]

The kick before sp1 makes is quicker than others

[tame mauve]

Shao kahn someone has a fast block.

Yo tiasma u maxed cos lk yet?

[wispy sand]

I did

[tame mauve]

So u have fx cos team?

u have one of the most creepy teams to face maxed damn.

[wispy sand]

LK and KL yeah

[vale star]

Sp1, along with every other special in the game, gives him a shied of sorts, so being hit right as you’re in startup is no problem. That’s what people complain about, but they have no damn idea what they’re saying

[wispy sand]

Yeah all specials have mary sue armor

[tame mauve]

I think shao kahn sp2 needs to have a debuff like weaken or cripple bc bruh getting hammered. Ain't no way u getting out in 1 piece.

[vale star]

Instakill is more than enough

[frozen reef]

Why does it need a debuff when it kills the enemy anyways

[vale star]

I think having a brutality at 40% and dealing insane damage is fine

[vale star]

If you want to complain about effect-less specials, take a peek at SF Cassie

[frozen reef]

It isn’t a brutality since it doesn’t work on bosses, but yeah

[wispy sand]

I run icicles on her anyway

[tame mauve]

I alr said that. I think her sp2 must have power drain.

Like bruh she electrical shocked that mf nuts and his power didn't even change?

[frozen reef]

She already has power drain on tag-in PLUS power drain from SF Scorp Passive if you’re using SF team

[wispy sand]

She would be breathtaking if Sp2 had cripple or at least weaken

[vale star]

Sucked? Bad wording there

[frozen reef]

You can add Wailing Spirit for overkill

[vale star]

LMFAO

[golden mulch]

Can I post things that I got from nrs from an error or is that not allowed (I sent something to support becuase I didn’t get a reward for the last battle since it lagged out)

[tame mauve]

i mean her electric charge in balls.

[vale star]

That and sucking are two VERY different things

[tame mauve]

the fact is that i feel pain in my nuts everytime i use sf cassie.

[frozen reef]

[vale star]

I’m quoting that

[tame mauve]

Made an accident right there

[frozen reef]

[wispy sand]

I think SF cassie sp2 should have weaken

[golden mulch]

Can anyone help me, I don’t know if I’m allowed to post this? DM’s

[vale star]

Already screenshotted it

[tame mauve]

Snitch

[wispy sand]

No way someone is at full strenght after getting their genitals punched

[vale star]

Nowhere here

[frozen reef]

Doesn’t her SP2 already have one-shot capability? I don’t think it needs a debuff on top of that, although it does make sense for her SP2 to have one logically

[tame mauve]

I feel the pain everytime i use her

[vale star]

Run Johnny with Varan Jacket, then you get that

[tame mauve]

sf Johnny passive is broken bruh

[vale star]

Sp1 looks like a what? A blind, stun?

[swift kayak]

what do you think is gonna be the next challenge?

[wise verge]

terminators dont have balls

[wispy sand]

Specials without debuffs have nothing special, most of SF Cassie one shot potential comes from Kunai

[vale star]

I hope it’s Hanzo. I have him F8

[tame mauve]

That's cap

[vale star]

And how would you know that

MK11

[wispy sand]

She has 50% increased damage on tag in

[tame mauve]

Someone been lurking

[wispy sand]

Since kunai is broken against slowed targets

[wise verge]

endoskeleton shows everything

[vale star]

Ive never seen jokers grab kb on terminator so I wouldnt know

[frozen reef]

Very true, the kunai is crazy against slowed/stunned enemies

[vale star]

Cassie fd3 amp KB

[wispy sand]

Its way stronger on slowed enemies, stunned only if you have a crazy stun lock potential kard

[vale star]

Never seen it either

[tame mauve]

I didn't understand the part of sf jc passive when it's said everytime he loses health he gets 25% attack and 100% power gen?

[frozen reef]

Yeah, Slow lasts longer than Stun by far

On BD Team for example, stun lasts long enough for the kunai to do some work

[vale star]

The nut punch. Forget the input, sorry 😅

[swift kayak]

sf jc looks fun

[tame mauve]

He's broken in towers.

[wispy sand]

It scales up to 100% damage depending on how low he is

[vale star]

Thaaats not it

+100% attack and 25% power gen

[tame mauve]

I can't imagine fx jc with 100% increased damage

[vale star]

Imagine getting +25% attack at 1 hp

[wispy sand]

It would be on par with Scorp and Subz damage wise

[wise verge]

always one shot sf jc, clean and quick

[vale star]

If you get revenant (guaranteed 1 hp) he can deal the max damage, +50% at middle, and you get it

[frozen reef]

So I’m guessing if JC heals back up, the boost will slowly retract

[golden mulch]

#🗡-kollection I don’t know if I should do it. It’s up to all of you

[vale star]

No

[tame mauve]

[wise verge]

i always hope sf jc last breath attack is critical, so it gets reduced by combat veteran

[vale star]

I just want him over the current F0

[tame mauve]

i think hs scorp crit immunity is amazing.

[vale star]

Use him against Klassic Reptile & Outworlders, and see the base damage stack up

[wise verge]

lethals can still destroy him

[wispy sand]

He is just a little pain in the ass if you are running NR kards

[tame mauve]

Almost all Netherrealm are the ones that have Lethal and crit so.

[wispy sand]

Mostly lethals, crits are not really NR thing

K Reptile and Ronins being 2 prime examples of crit kards

[hot hawk]

finally a mk11 scorpion

[wise verge]

mk11 team, sz, scorp and noob will easily kill hs scorp

[hot hawk]

should i team up mk11 scorp hanzo and kl scorp

since i didn have any others cards

[golden mulch]

Why does my kl scorpion have higher recovery than my other players? 256 while the others have around 140

[vestal ingot]

Probably Stat difference in between the charcthers, fusion may play a part in it but I don't exactly know

[glacial gazelle]

No independence day sale??

[dark iron]

Ur way late on that

[solemn ridge]

@frozen reef wanna hear a joke?

[frozen reef]

Yes

[solemn ridge]

I legit stole it but here

Why did Stephen hawking stop playing hide and seek with his friends

[frozen reef]

Why

[solemn ridge]

Because his friends started using metal detectors

[frozen reef]

I get it, that was a good one

[lucid wharf]

HAHAHHA. Is it because Stephen Hwaking have a metal leg?

[wise verge]

metal chair

[lucid wharf]

Ohhh.

@wise verge ITS YOU! The calculator guy

From the whatsit? Called? Robotic killers, big man trying to kill humanity?

[solemn ridge]

Here's another

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini

[lucid wharf]

What is it?

[wise verge]

too soon

[solemn ridge]

I don't have a lambo in my garage

[lucid wharf]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA @solemn ridge

[solemn ridge]

Did u even get it lol

[lucid wharf]

That’s a good one ! HHAHAH

Are you a joker? @solemn ridge

[solemn ridge]

No

[lucid wharf]

Hahahahaha

[gloomy bear]

Why do you have a pile of babies in your garage ?

[solemn ridge]

I think he's just being sarcastic 😢

[solemn ridge]

Shush

[gloomy bear]

I dont get it , is it some foreign metaphor

[solemn ridge]

Guess not

[lucid wharf]

Nope… I’m not

[solemn ridge]

Oh master oogway

Sorry for the corny jokes sire 🌽

[lucid wharf]

? Oogway? Me. No? What?

I mean..

I was oogway for 3 days

[ripe spade]

Isnt that dark humour

[lucid wharf]

911

[ripe spade]

Whats your emergency😶 🤔

[lucid wharf]

[solemn ridge]

Here another joke but I warn you

[ripe spade]

Go on🤔 👍 😶

[solemn ridge]

How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb

[ripe spade]

Half A dozen

[oblique hedge]

It means shut up

🦧

[solemn ridge]

Nope, it's apparently six, my basement's still pitch black

[gloomy bear]

Pile of babies means shut up ?weird

[lucid wharf]

What

[ripe spade]

I meant half a dozen

[solemn ridge]

Can't change now

[ripe spade]

Apparently i can

[lucid wharf]

I don’t get it. @solemn ridge

[gloomy bear]

What does that mean ? The 6th dead body changed the bulb ?

[solemn ridge]

Oof

[lucid wharf]

If your infesting the cookie with the cookie then why do you need the cookie?

[solemn ridge]

Nope it's still pitch black

[oblique hedge]

Oh I thought you didn’t know what “shush” meant

[lucid wharf]

It’s a lame joke batty. Cmon man you can do better than that

[solemn ridge]

Hey hey not my joke, remember I'm stealing these

[gloomy bear]

Copyright strike

[lucid wharf]

Ahh I see. So you’re a THIEF!

[ripe spade]

I got one..i got one

[lucid wharf]

@solemn ridge make your own joke, you overdose dolt

[ripe spade]

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

[vale star]

I hate KR. His poison is overtime, ruining all my tagged in team. He is just there to ruin survival modes in faction wars

[solemn ridge]

Sry man, can't

[lucid wharf]

I jerk off

[ripe spade]

You reload and start shooting again!!

[solemn ridge]

Good one

[gloomy bear]

Why did Kombat Cup Sonya went to the doctor ?

[solemn ridge]

Why

[gloomy bear]

To fix her creepy smile

[solemn ridge]

Wow, not wrong there

BM tell a joke

[pastel warren]

How did the oyster hide from the fish

[ripe spade]

That smile would be ohk..if she ever blinked

[solemn ridge]

How

[pastel warren]

It used clamouflage

[long prism]

Blimey

[solemn ridge]

That's pretty good

[lucid wharf]

I can’t make jokes.

[gloomy bear]

How did a fish lightened up a birthday party ?

[solemn ridge]

And that's a good thing

[lucid wharf]

I’m not a father yet.

[oblique hedge]

Are racist jokes okay?

[long prism]

My jokes are inappropriate for this server

[gloomy bear]

No, you will be banned

[oblique hedge]

Dam

[frozen reef]

I have no jokes

[rigid olive]

Idk

[gloomy bear]

Basket ball doesn't drink milk

[rigid olive]

😅

[ripe spade]

What does a house wear?

[rigid olive]

Saddle

[ripe spade]

Address

[rigid olive]

This is what I saw in minecraft🤣 🤣

[long prism]

Lol

[tame mauve]

@solemn ridge my lovely bat u here?

[gloomy bear]

Why doesnt ultron play a guitar ?

[tame mauve]

What kind of weird jokes are this
Cuz u don't know how to

[gloomy bear]

Nope

Because there are no strings on me

[long prism]

Why?

[rigid olive]

Guys chill. Someone could have passed out of laughter. I mean I literally fell off my bed.
Also me while typing this:- :rolling_eyes: 😑

[wise verge]

nothing funny yet 😬

[long prism]

Trust me if this was 18+ I have some good jokes so just pretend I told them

[limber latch]

i believe next tower we gon get a chance to unlok earn MK-11 RAIN after finishing Fatal tower.. we need shang Tsung krushing blow also MK-11 Rain doesn't have krushing blow, still mad Dark Fate Terminator didn't come with krushing blow💔

[ripe spade]

What did one nut said while chasing the other nut??

[rigid olive]

😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣

[rigid olive]

Just pretending you told them

[long prism]

Go on

[ripe spade]

||imma cashew||

Ohkk here is a good one..i hope i dont get banned

[solemn ridge]

Y'all still goin on with your jokes?

[solemn ridge]

Yes luv

[ripe spade]

👀

[long prism]

It’s 8:30 here I had . Listen I basically put Sunflower oil on two slices of bread, and put them in the toaster for quick mess free fried bread. But that’s not all. I then put some orange cheese in there with some Chinese sweet and sour sauce.

What u eating?