💬-general

[wary wadi]

I have a friend that has him f10 and he deals mad dmg

so that is why I am asking

[topaz wren]

it’s just whatever you’re facing against

he has gold stats so he basically would need to be fx to do the same as other challenge golds

[wary wadi]

wdym he has gold stats

[topaz wren]

he still has the stats from when he was a gold

[wary wadi]

ain't no way

[fair spindle]

He was a gold when he came out

[wary wadi]

ik that but i though the buffed him up

[topaz wren]

raiden, jade, kabal, same stats

[wary wadi]

dayumm

[topaz wren]

the only thing they buffed was the passives and sp dmg

but still not as much compared to others

[fair spindle]

They never should’ve made him diamond tbh

[topaz wren]

raiden got the best of that since his sp2 is still top 3 nuclear

[wary wadi]

who's in 2 and 1

[wary wadi]

?

[topaz wren]

can’t remember who but I think it was fully ramped up mk1 scorp and then mk11 liu sp2

[tepid crown]

Hi chess

[topaz wren]

hello

[wary wadi]

I want to get 1 more copy on mk11 liu cuz I have him f2

then I can make him f5 or 6

[tepid crown]

I want more fusions on my mkll Lui as well

Only fusion 2

[wary wadi]

I need 2 more fusions on mk11 scorpion also,then he is finished,I hope I can get them soon

[tepid crown]

Most of my diamonds are fusion 4, 5, 6

Lui Kang is alone with fusion 2 😭

Still puts up a good fight

[scenic cypress]

Because of the game crash I didn't get the legend, we should beat up these testers and those who were doing optimization, optimize this game properly, not everyone has the opportunity to buy a powerful smartphone for the sake of such a game

If tech support won't help me and won't compensate for this, then why the hell do I need tech support at all if it can't help me in any way?

Say that I'm being picky, no, the tech support is useless, I wrote a bunch of complaints and didn't get a single answer. They don't solve players' complaints, they just ignore them

[lost topaz]

anyone know some good equipments i can put on my mk11 scorpion as a starter?

[scenic cypress]

You can use for example the epic card Friendship equipment Noob Saibot, when entering the battle it imposes the effect of incurability

[stray saddle]

block breaker

[lost topaz]

shindel helps with that

having more % would be nice tho

[static viper]

[fair spindle]

Why's jade crying

Who made my beautiful black edenian queen cry

[analog summit]

If you stack gear that's "special attack 1 has a 25% chance to heal", how does it work?

[vale star]

Same as block breaker, just individual chances to trigger

[analog summit]

Okay so still better than one?

[vale star]

It is, but the more you use the less it pays off

Its better to just have power gen to spam more specials than to increase the odds to heal

[winged wagon]

remind me, when's the mkm anniversary again?

[sage cradle]

May the force?

[vale star]

April 7th

[stray saddle]

I hope this calentines day pack is good

i need to spend souls now im hungry

3k is too much

I think ive only spent one

to refresh wnergy for a challenge

[winged wagon]

oof, thought it was in march. i might end up burnt out before the sales come up

[sage cradle]

Hate that girl

Boy maybe

[vale star]

Your name never fails to get worse, lol

[sage cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/amor-happy-valentines-day-be-my-valentine-ily-i-love-you-gif-13473354

Idc i Had to do it 💀

[rigid olive]

Hey yo rainbow sheep

I just beat shao Kahn tower and got another talent point. Now I have 103 points

What do I do?

[vale star]

Be stuck with extras forever

[rigid olive]

It won’t get me banned right?

[vale star]

Lol obviously not

[rigid olive]

And I can use them?

[vale star]

Well no

The game doesnt let you

[rigid olive]

Ohk cool

It’s says restart required

[vale star]

Ye

Thats how it doesnt let you

[rigid olive]

Cool

[hearty copper]

tool

[sage cradle]

Fool

[fair spindle]

Pool

[vale star]

Spool

[fair spindle]

Hey do you guys know how to get the dragon ending from the krypt

[worn sandal]

Xrays, lots of them

[fair spindle]

Oh my gosh

I thought you had to have liu kang

[worn sandal]

That too for S Tier

[fair spindle]

Oki tank u

[sage cradle]

Oki 🥰

[sage cradle]

LA LA LA LA AMOSSS WORLDD

I ALWAYS WANTED A BROTHAAA 🦁
I ALWAYS WANTED A BROTHAAA 🦁
I ALWAYS WANTED A BROTHAAA 🦁

Chat where is araya 😔

Araya let's play dbz 😔

Araya Idk what is dms when I see you 😔

[maiden turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-2b2t-gif-10499383978143602284

[sage cradle]

I read autism in that link

Hmmm

[fair spindle]

Who could that be for

[vale star]

Autism awareness

[lean plank]

😆 @maiden turtle

Where is Cigarettes? He hasn't been around in awhile.

I saw his previous post about having IT issues and he requested assistance.

[lean plank]

If you guys have any issues with your debit card transactions in person, either use the credit 💳 option or just hit the Enter button before entering a pin.

You didn't hear it from me.

[hearty copper]

we just did

[lean plank]

You'd better keep your pie 🥧 hole shut.

Compared to the other fighters, SFSC's shoes makes his feet look larger than the others.

And he looks flatfooted too.

On the other hand, NJV feet look huge in those boots.

[sage cradle]

As I was wandering in the forest in the search of my brother I found a shoe filled with dirt and dead rat in it. I felt sorry for the rat the pathetic how it's fate has to end like that 😃

[lean plank]

Damn, NocTure, are you coming apart at the seams?

[sage cradle]

Was trying to sound like u..

[lean plank]

Tbf, it did seem a bit interesting at first.

[sage cradle]

Was spamming the words they give up above the keyboard 😁

[lean plank]

You went from the start of an adventure to disgusting in one paragraph.

[sage cradle]

How many women u taking with you to the bar today

[lean plank]

Tell me you're not still eating your sister's cooking.

[sage cradle]

I might eat this week again

Gotta enjoy the chaos in my stomach after all

[lean plank]

You'd better get a restraining order and a new will.

[sage cradle]

What is restraining?

[lean plank]

Check to see if there are any insurance policies on you.

[sage cradle]

I like how Samsung added translate language option handy at the keyboard, I just need a glossary then I can talk to you finally

Yea it's called LIC

[lean plank]

That's interesting.

[sage cradle]

I'm back to making music, I need a lot of warm up tbh. I forgot the hot keys and most of the stuff, can't even make a melody 😂

I'm not going out of the key

Lost the creativity

[lean plank]

Which DAW do you use?

[sage cradle]

Fl studio

[lean plank]

Ah. Fruity Loops. It's a good one.

[sage cradle]

The trial version pretty much has everything except we cannot open the saved project.

[lean plank]

Too bad that torrents are erstwhile.

[sage cradle]

Black do u feel happy after making someone say sorry?

Not happy but feeling of satisfaction

[lean plank]

I don't think so. I favor the occasions that they don't have anything to be sorry about.

[sage cradle]

I made my classmate say sorry for her vulgar language so I reacted with "❤️" now I'm getting called a sadist 💀

Saying that I take satisfaction from making her sorry, man idk how to respond to an apology lmao

[lean plank]

Well, first off, vulgar simply means common.

[sage cradle]

Hmm

Way of speaking really matters to me

[lean plank]

Some people assume that they should take it further and equate it to mean bad, wrong, or evil. Most vulgar or profane words, as defined by the unenlightened, have their counterparts in general language. So then, how is one way of saying the same thing automatically bad?

[sage cradle]

So instead you are saying is Instead of saying "stop joking" they use "I'll fk your ass" Cuz that what they used

[lean plank]

Some people assume that they should take it further and equate it to mean bad, wrong, or evil.

[sage cradle]

Ngl my jokes were PROVOKING to her

[lean plank]

Get over it.

[sage cradle]

Nah cuz I didnt even knew the word sadist until then, so i thought she called me something els

[lean plank]

Look no further than NRS, if you want that definition.

[sage cradle]

I didn't look it up yet, I don't want to know and be more mad

[lean plank]

It's similar to the German word schadenfreude. It means taking pleasure in another's pain or hurt.

[sage cradle]

Ohh

That's way she said the word satisfaction

[lean plank]

It's from the Marquis de Sade. He apparently had a complicated way of getting his jollies.

[sage cradle]

I might be one black👀

It depends on the person

[lean plank]

Join the club.

[sage cradle]

I seek vengeance for little things that's how it started Ig

[lean plank]

Justice must be.

[sage cradle]

I did this a lot at the start now I let go a lot tbh. I remember every single drama I made here for little things 😆, I just look stupid af almost in all of em

[lean plank]

No you didn't. I admired you back then. But alas, you capitulated. You gave in to those anime wannabes.

[sage cradle]

Looking like crack head in a public server was not a great idea tho

[lean plank]

Is that where you allowed them to place you in regard to yourself? C'mon, really?

They're children trying to imitate cats for crying out loud.

What other culture has every other young female wearing costume cat ears and cat paw 🐾 mittens, there in a begging dog pose, as if it's the most awesome thing ever?

[sage cradle]

Right

[lean plank]

I won't venture to speak on certain dietary preferences.

[sage cradle]

I had to consulate the doc after the temporary pills he gave me, been 2 months it's back again

I not concerned cuz it's just a burning sensation, but when I saw the redness in the stomach it it was real. If my stomach acid is soo strong that it could burn my own stomach.. why does it take 7 hours to digest breakfast. Confusing

[lean plank]

I already told you, cook food for yourself. My older sister would get mad when my brother and I told our mother that she refused to fix us breakfast. She went so far as to make oatmeal lumpy.

Never mind the grits, farina and Coco Wheats.

[sage cradle]

Your sisters food atleast does not make u dizzy 😆

Are u the older brother

[lean plank]

Don't do oral.

And quit being a profitable guinea pig.

[sage cradle]

Lol

[lean plank]

No laughing matter.

[sage cradle]

I use it senselessly, totally forgot it's full form

[flint stratus]

whens update

when supdare

[sage cradle]

"Laughing out loud"

[sage cradle]

Might be after shirai ryu tower

[lean plank]

I hope they continue with the newer ones, like Klassic, Action Movie, Twisted, Earthrealm, Hellspawn, etc.

[sage cradle]

I want to play dark queen

[vale star]

Okay

[sage cradle]

Tower

180

Fatal

[vale star]

🤓 wanna be my enitnelav

[sage cradle]

Take me to star bucks cuz I never been in one

[vale star]

No

[sage cradle]

I'll take i to street vendor if u be mine

Absolute unhygienic hands ✋️

Speaking of absolute..

[hot ibex]

Can someone with highly fused deadly vapors and bloodspell help me with something?

[sage cradle]

@AbsoluteVengence

Oh he left I see

[vale star]

Maybe he changed his name

[white forge]

Is gunslinger erron black finally making a return?

[torn briar]

u mean getting buffed??

[wary wadi]

guys can somebody help me in #🪦-the-krypt

[vale star]

Sup

[wary wadi]

rainbow,can you please help me?

[hot ibex]

can you see if you can trigger bleed on others while using those 2? i have bloodspell at a low fusion

[vale star]

Im not exactly sure wgat you mean by that

[junior elk]

Koming to think of it , it be best if mk1 fighters be added to the game

[vale star]

I mean theres been a new one every update

Tf was that

[sage cradle]

Why is bro stalking me

Out of all the 87k why saw 🤦‍♂️

[vale star]

You ain't slick

it's a toy

[sage cradle]

Oh wiat

I was boutta get banned

[vale star]

You taking a big risk

[sage cradle]

Take a big what

Mac

Who tryna be my valentine today, I can take u to the moon

[vale star]

I hate big mac

[stray saddle]

so I guess no new pack 😢

[vale star]

It's not even big

[hot ibex]

i mean if bloodspell can apply bleed to the tagged out opponents on combo enders through deadly vapors

[vale star]

It's just a mac

[sage cradle]

TuMac

[hot ibex]

fire garden bell works

but i'm not as lucky with bloodpell since it's at low fusion

[sage cradle]

I cannot belive u saying something about low fusion

You must have all maxed meanix

[vale star]

Y'all getting epic gears at high fusion meanwhile I still stuck using basic rares and common equipment that haven't max out yet

[sage cradle]

Let be honest u stopped playing this game since last year

[vale star]

You damn right lol

Already missed my gunslinger erron

[sage cradle]

There's always someing to miss

You will be sleeping and someone els will be grinding

U skip school, Mr beast pulls up to school that day

You take a left turn someone's taking the right

[vale star]

what are you yapping about

[sage cradle]

Besides y

Why did Pluto did count?

As a planet?

Was there no diamond shower like Jupiter

[vale star]

Waht?

[sage cradle]

Why there's no Bruno Pluto?

My friend named his husky Bruno too

It always revolves around the why at the end of the day

[vale star]

Why there is no Bruno Saturn

[sage cradle]

Which makes me keep moving forward like the legend himself eren uzunaki

• ice cold jt

[sage cradle]

There was a Bruno Saturn, but the shoe 👞 was too big to fill

[vale star]

Are you high?

[sage cradle]

Why did Mukesh Ambani bought hot star all of sudden?

Buddy is the richest man of India

There's so much on the tabel why that like bro

Who am I to judge someone's expenses

I should shut the fck up and make 3 more beats

[sage cradle]

They gave him 👡

Bro twisted his ankle and fell off

Like the artist ice spice

[vale star]

It does not work

Which is weird that bell does and it doesnt

[steel compass]

Does normal krypt drop epic

[hot ibex]

thank you, that's the 3rd equipment that doesn't work with deadly vapors

the other 2 are traschaku (which is weird considering that stone fists and lucky hat work) and liu's fs rare

[vale star]

I also used bionic eye and it didnt work either

[stray saddle]

I really wanna spend my souls 😕

[proper scaffold]

bro they need to fix god's helper kitsune

[vale star]

Kameos**

[proper scaffold]

oh that's feasible

[hot ibex]

the hits on the other 2 are not crits

[vale star]

I mean I didnt expect it to work, but wanted to try anyway

[hot ibex]

so far the equipments that work with deadly vapors are:

• stone fists
• lucky hat
• fire garden bell
• restless ninja's figure

[lean plank]

I have an F7 Deadly Vapors but when I look, it says Increases chance[...] from 64% to 66% and 54% to 56% and so on. I have to use reverse psychology just to figure out the regular features and stats.

I don't need to be pestered about fusing it.

[vale star]

Yeah thats actually an annoying issue is you cant read the item card as is if you can fuse it

[frank hatch]

valentines date with mileena or valentines date with kronika

[hot ibex]

yeah, i don't like that you can't see the normal text if you have enough fusion lvl ups to fuse an equipment

[frank hatch]

oh gee wrong timing bye

[lean plank]

Well here's one for the feedback channel.

Unless they're smart enough to peep through here too.

[hot ibex]

also @vale star would be kind to see if eb sindel works with deadly vapors?

[lean plank]

Don't feel reluctant to point out these sorts of issues in #1271554784423313428 , guys.

I noticed that some parts of character's basic attack strings don't do damage. I mentioned in good detail my findings regarding OJAX. We would have a great deal more fun playing MKM if our fighters didn't pull any punches.

It's kind of off putting to see Onslaught Jax flip a person off his lap onto the ground and they are not injured in the least bit.

It's like all that animation is just a decoration.

It's disturbing just to think about it.

[stray saddle]

Is there even anything for valentines day

[lean plank]

Damn. I just realized it's Valentine's Day.

[lean plank]

Should be. It's only about 8:37 am Chicago time.

And those Valentine's Day cards are very nice.

I downloaded them all. I'll need to recheck if there are any more.

[sage cradle]

That is why I asked u how many women are u taking with you to the bar today😆

[stray saddle]

I see nothing in my inbox and no new packs 😭

[lean plank]

Why would I take sand to the beach?

[viral oar]

Hello. When will the Mk11 banner return?

[sage cradle]

This is way I like your brain a lot

Who could think of that shi straight up 💀

[lean plank]

What the?

[sage cradle]

It's still mk11 banner on the server banner

[viral oar]

Before this update there used to be a Mk11 banner I think for 450 souls now it's no more in the shop.

[sage cradle]

A banner pack for 450?

[lean plank]

Oh. Well let me know when it arrives.

[sage cradle]

What was nrs smoking back then mane

[viral oar]

Or pack as you say but I think it was 450 not sure.

[sage cradle]

They higher than me

[vale star]

Just saw Noobinsky's main acc, mine acc to him is way better knowing how much longer he played on it l💀

[sage cradle]

I'm very proud of you

Make sure to dominate cudays lvl2 acc with 16k dk

[vale star]

Very proud to be better then a whale

[vale star]

[lean plank]

You can earn up to 300% more Souls from TapJoy offers for a limited time starting today.

[lean plank]

Someone told me you're a hypochondriac.

[vale star]

1700's term

[lean plank]

It's old school alright. We may have all forgotten about it. That's why I'm picking on NocTure.

[lean plank]

Speaking of it, way back, it appears that there would be a localized epidemic of hypochondria whenever a young handsome doctor first opened his doors for business.

[vale star]

Talking about it takes you back doesnt it unc

[lean plank]

I've been here more than once.

[fluid prairie]

Are they adding any packs today???

[lean plank]

The mods ought to be murmuring about whether or not they should be left out of the loop.

[gray marsh]

Yesn't

[tidal yoke]

What do u guys think the drops rates for krypt are for tower/krypt rare and epic gears are and for epic and diamond fusion ups?

[vale star]

For what effect

[hot ibex]

power steal on all basics

[tranquil bear]

@surreal hazel I have 11 rare fusion cards who do you think should I use it on?

[surreal hazel]

Show your rare equipments in #🗡-kollection

[tranquil bear]

Ok

[vale star]

Nope

[vale star]

10%

Depends if you're lucky or not

I got shang tsung brut gears from krypt awhile ago

[lean plank]

How in the hell is that not Sia?

Clear feat. MOTHICA - Pusher

[torn briar]

1 have 1 diamond fuse up
should i use it on mk1 shang or wait till i get 1 more fuse up and use it on another (mk11 sub0/kl raiden/kl rain all are f4)

[lean plank]

Wait.

[torn briar]

use on whom among the 3 then??

[lean plank]

That reminds me, I maxed Vampiress Mileena to A5 today.

[vale star]

I wouldnt use fusion cards on any mk11/mk1/klassic characters

[fair spindle]

I would say shang tsung. The other 3 are easy to get

[torn briar]

who then??

[vale star]

Mk11 and klassic are in every single DK pack, and mk1 is in the trial pack

Use them on rarer characters

[torn briar]

i wouldnt use fuse ups after getting them to f5
just till f5

[lean plank]

Yeah. Consider the significance of the fusion up. Going from 0 to 1 isn't likely to be very significant, imo.

MOTHICA is the lovely voice of my girl, Sia.

Is she using Diplo for the beats too?

Sia is a living legend. And incredibly alluring.

[vale star]

i cant believe som people use fusion ups on the klassic and mk11 characters tbh

[lean plank]

I still remember when Kevin Hart hosted SNL and he introduced Sia. Her calfs were amazing.

Beautiful Australian lady.

[stray saddle]

bloody valentines pack is 180 souls rn

should I open it

I have 3100

[fair spindle]

If youre missing a skarlet yeah otherwise nope

[lean plank]

Really? Weren't you the one wringing your hands about it moments ago?

[stray saddle]

#🗡-kollection message

This my kollection

[fair spindle]

Oh then yeah it’s stupid cheap

[stray saddle]

Any oossible chance to summon was attracting me

[stray saddle]

do I just buy all 20 🤔

[torn briar]

i opened 20 and got 1 diamond just like with ma pack
but plenty of good golds too
at that price it was worth it

[fair spindle]

Nah just like 10 or sum

[wooden yoke]

Come play with me guys 💪

[stray saddle]

I got one skarlet 😎

[fair spindle]

Screenshot it

[stray saddle]

i missed it 😔

[fair spindle]

Aww

[lean plank]

Speaking of Sia, check out her album LSD. Not the drug, but the initials of the artist's names: Labrinth, Sia and Diplo. You'll probably be better off getting the lyrics from online if your music app fails to provide them accurately or at all. It's great.

[sage cradle]

Bro know my English grammar is garbage and still manage to talk to me like this

[tardy geode]

https://x.com/ShiinaBR/status/1890445902130868704?s=19

Shiina (@ShiinaBR) on X

MORTAL KOMBAT COLLAB DROPS IN SEASON 2 🔥

It will include two skins, and each of them will be getting a unique mythic item 👀

(Leaked by @FNBRintel)

X · Feb 14, 2025, 5:00 PM

[sage cradle]

YOOOO

[tardy geode]

Mk collab on Fortnite

[sage cradle]

That's mkx I seee

[tardy geode]

Stock image

[sage cradle]

Oh

[tardy geode]

That's not how they'll look in game lmao

[sage cradle]

Well nice news draco

@vale star go back to fortnight haha

Not yet ig

Please add mk11 scropion skin for nick

[lean plank]

Leave that ganja be, Noc...

[vale star]

The singer?

[lean plank]

Who else?

I'm listening to Heaven Can Wait - LSD rn.

[tidal yoke]

Confirmed or its 10% according to u?

For me its like 5%

But if we include rare and gold fusions ups its 15+%

[stray saddle]

is this gonna boost mk mobile 🔥🔥

[tardy geode]

Doubt it 🔥

But I have been waiting years for mk in Fortnite so

[lean plank]

Millennials think it means Brazilian Butt Lifts.

[lean plank]

EGD is demonstrating sarcasm to the max.

I know they are in the same business, but I wonder if the guys at Raid would consider licensing a trademark character from the immortal Mortal Kombat franchise. I think it would do wonders for both's bottom lines.

They've added oodles apparently to little avail already. Ronda Rousy, the warrior princess, She-Ra, Alice, etc.

[lost topaz]

is the valentine pack worth getting for beginners?

[lean plank]

What's in it?

[lost topaz]

bunch of golds

and the 2 diamond

[limpid trail]

Which Skarlet is better? Mk11, Kold War or Assassin?

[lean plank]

What's the price?

[lost topaz]

180

[limpid trail]

1800 for ten pull

Iirc

[lean plank]

Get it!

[lost topaz]

it has scarlet mk11 and scarlet assassin

higher chance of pulling diamond over gold

[fair spindle]

Yes papi

[lean plank]

Did you hear me? Giddit!

[lean plank]

Ooo!

[fair spindle]

Hahahaha

[lean plank]

Where's MoF to try reading us like a book?

[lost topaz]

alright i got scarlet assassin and some golds

give alot of level up cards

3 per pack

[lean plank]

Lol

I like it neat. Like Neat - Q Money 🎵

[lean plank]

I assume Assassin because she's always been the hardest to max.

I always thought KWSk was the weakest but she's kinda fun to use maxed. I think she has some hidden potential vying alongside the newer characters.

[lost topaz]

is she good?

should i use her over jade or is jade better

[lean plank]

Yeah. Duh.

[lost topaz]

not sure i started like 2 days ago

[lean plank]

Oh. Well experience is the best educator.

So use them and if you want to be fair, equalize their Support Cards, Special Attacks and the other stuff that costs Souls for Diamonds. Golds are already maxed in that category. And their Feats of Strength (FoS) stats.

[tardy geode]

https://x.com/Fortnite/status/1890476200193118367?s=19

Fortnite (@Fortnite) on X

Step forward and state your name. Except you, Sub-Zero. We know who you are...
C6S2 | 2.21.25

X · Feb 14, 2025, 7:00 PM

[lean plank]

The woman with the pylon hat has nice thighs. And a lower leg that reminds me of Spawn's right leg.

[lost topaz]

mk11 scorpion carries

i use jade for the dot healing and sindel for the blockbreak chance

[lean plank]

Ah. You're quite advanced for a beginner.

[vale star]

According to me lol. there are no valid chances, I think the harder difficulty you choose the chances those gears will drop slightly increase

I do normal one because my characters is still too weak

[neon lava]

Guys should I open this valentines pack if I already have mk11 skarlet at fusion x but I just want assassin skarlet? :v should I risk it?

[neon lava]

Sub zero in fortnite is so unexpected 😲

[winged wagon]

where's the risk, you're buying dks at a discount

[vale star]

The chances you will get what you want are low

[neon lava]

So it's a yes from you

[lean plank]

I agree. I'm opening the game to see what kind of lick I can hit.

[winged wagon]

ya man, i've gotten nothing but resells but they're all 6 dk for 180 souls...worth it

[vale star]

Proud to say I never get a resells

[lean plank]

Be conscious of your DKr daily limit. I suppose I should wait another 4H before I spend the next 1800 poor Souls.

[winged wagon]

yeah... if i was smart i wouldn't have pigeon holed myself to within 9 dk from limit before even doing towers but whatever

[lean plank]

I got 580 back in Souls.

[lean plank]

Yeah. Retrospect is often a mf.

In retrospect, I'd have a couple dozen good kids and several loyal wives by now.

[fair spindle]

That’s why you usually open 5 at a time if you have all golds maxed

[lean plank]

Where were you five minutes ago, Red the guru?

Probably opening packs willy-nilly.

[fair spindle]

OH i thought it was common knowledge lmaoo

[lean plank]

Rub it in, will ya?

[fair spindle]

I’m not oki?

[lean plank]

I'm just joshing with ya. No correlation to Joshua necessarily.

[fair spindle]

Don't josh around DOOD

[lean plank]

Lol

[vale star]

Opinions to Strike Force Johnny

[tardy geode]

S tier

[lean plank]

He's a good character to have on stand-by for whenever the stage modifier is Resurrection or the character's as foes or equipment might cause a resurrection.

If SFSC is on the opposing team along with DFT he's ideal, imo.

Kombat Cup Jhonny is a bigger threat and asset, imo.

Funerals - Reese Youngn 🎵

[hearty copper]

yap

[lean plank]

pay

[tardy geode]

https://x.com/HYPEX/status/1890485720076206114?s=19

HYPEX (@HYPEX) on X

SCORPION IS ALSO COMING IN FORTNITE x MORTAL KOMBAT 🔥

• Sub-Zero is C6S2 Battle Pass & Scorpion is Item Shop
• Both of them have their own Mythic Items
• Info VIA @ShiinaBR & @FNBRintel

X · Feb 14, 2025, 7:38 PM

[lean plank]

That's a proper image. Hope they don't dumb it down in-game.

[vale star]

That guy from Fortnite!

[lean plank]

EGD, with your COD skills, you could probably bust up in fortnight and get infamous from whipping butt.

[tardy geode]

It's not the Fortnite skin

[lean plank]

Bummer.

[tardy geode]

It'll probably be MK2 scorpion, same as sub0

[lean plank]

Yeah. Low polygon count.

[vale star]

So classic scorpion?

[lean plank]

He's probably going to be based on their own character models, just using a Scorpion skin (texture).

There's probably only two base models. One female and one male.

Hopefully the female one has ample cakes back there.

[vale star]

You are freaky for that bro

[lean plank]

It's only au naturel.

I don't know what au means, but still.

If you troubled yourselves to lyssna to Reese Youngn's aforementioned cut, try his Silent Screams. 🎶

Always the [Explicit] versions, otherwise you're being short-changed (cheated).

[turbid stream]

Mk on console is better

[lean plank]

Of course, braggart.

Then too, the mobile version is an almost entirely different animal.

That's why people play both.

[warped linden]

Bruh why is the Valentine’s Day pack soul pack so bad

[lean plank]

How many did you buy at once?

[warped linden]

Zero

[lean plank]

No risk, no triumph.

[warped linden]

Yeah but like I have one of the skarlets maxed

[lean plank]

Is there a difference in the appearances of young women from Barbados, Trinidad & Tobago, Bermuda and other island countries compared to the black hags in the US? If so, is diet the main cause?

I'm sorry. American women are ok.

[vale star]

BRO

[lean plank]

Ciara, Rihanna are both island birds.

[vale star]

SUBZERO IS COMING IN FORTNITE?

KLASSIC SUBZERO AS WELL

WHERE IS SCORPION??

[lean plank]

RedBone - Rich Homie Quan little young ass was way ahead of his time on that cut (track) (joint).

[fair spindle]

I wanna see you bus down

[lean plank]

Spinal Chords (feat. Jacquees [Expicit]) - NoCap 🎵

I'll never look at a protein shake the same way anymore.

[fair spindle]

I can tell youre a guy

[lean plank]

Don't judge a book by its cover.

[fair spindle]

Sorry m'lady

🙏

[lean plank]

Pleasure is from God. Just remember and honor what you are.

[fair spindle]

They hate us cuz they anus

[tidal yoke]

They what 💀

[fair spindle]

They ain't us

[lean plank]

I need a cold shower right about now.

[fair spindle]

Wait so does that mean you are a lady? Jk

[lean plank]

I'm a man. Man was not created for woman, but woman was created for man. (New Testament) Scripture. The truth will set you free.

[fair spindle]

I like to troll hehe

[vale star]

FINALLYU

[vale star]

FRR

ANYONE UP FOR SOME FORTNITE

[fair spindle]

Bro's writing a whole novel over there

[lean plank]

Well, your input opens the flood gates to proper instruction for all.

[fair spindle]

Oh look there he goes again

[lean plank]

If I'm not asked, I won't say spit, likely.

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

[fair spindle]

Can i ask you to dance with me

[lean plank]

Only in the darkened alley.

[fair spindle]

err are you going to murder meh

[lean plank]

Why the paranoia? What have you done wrong to me?

[fair spindle]

That location concerns me

[left fjord]

Hey guys, is it actually worth to buy premium pass

Like i bought 2 passes

Last month one and this one but it seems like waste of money because im alreasy lvl 60

In 40 days

[lean plank]

Any discrete place is ok unless you have funds for the Waldorf Astoria.

[fair spindle]

Most in-game purchases aren't really worth it

[left fjord]

Ye i recognized it

[fair spindle]

I mean seriously 50 dollars for mk1 mileena two diamonds and all her gear items?

[left fjord]

Yup

I only boight 2 premium passes and few dragon egg things

Imma go watch some anime

And sleep

[lean plank]

Really, Red? Are you standing me up?

[left fjord]

i already finished

This month tasks

[lean plank]

Get 'em!

[left fjord]

Ye i did em.all

Piece of cake

But the hard part is grinding them new charecters

Without fusion

[lean plank]

Yeah.

[left fjord]

And getting II on faction wars is hard

And not gonna even mention krypt thing

[fair spindle]

Are you also gonna talk this much when we dance?

[left fjord]

Imma hop on anime

[lean plank]

Hell naw.

Figs do a lot of talking.

[fair spindle]

Fig neutons man i hate those

[lean plank]

They're nutritious and delicious.

[fair spindle]

Never liked em as a kid

[lean plank]

I'm referring to the cookie, biscuit or little cakes.

[lean plank]

You must be a spoiled little brat getting to pick and choose what you eat.

[fair spindle]

I was the one who put it in the cart wym

[lean plank]

I had to bogart the rats for a bit out the bins.

I had one by the tail between my teeth. Shaking him like a red-nose (pit bull).

[fair spindle]

Ratatouille? Oh my fault bro

[lean plank]

Good one.

[fair spindle]

Thanks my lip hurts

[lean plank]

Lol

[fair spindle]

Not funny it hurts to crack a smile

I'm gonna frown just to spite you now

[lean plank]

Nothing Now [Explicit] - Morray 🎶

[vale star]

I smell romance from here

[fair spindle]

Bromance perchance

[teal oar]

Mortal kombat is collabing with fortnite🙏

[lean plank]

Yeah. Love knows no barriers such as distance.

Dreka [Explicit] - Kevin Gates 🎶 for all the muslims out there. Now don't you take this fool's approach to things. He's a great entertainer though.

[slim plume]

yall i had 1k dk and i'm ngl the pack opening kinda sucked

[lean plank]

You must be seasoned player, yes?

[slim plume]

nah not really, js saved up and finished kombat pass

i got some good fusions tho

[lean plank]

Then, that's great. Remember, there used to be no such currency.

I mean Dragon eggs. Precious little things. You can have breakfast for a week straight on just one of them.

And blow flames out your arse.

It's kinda cool that Americans can say, "shag" freely but nobody can say fk, so.

[fair spindle]

The shaghouse

[lean plank]

Give it to 'em!

[fair spindle]

I'm surprised mk mobile players don't know what Kenjutsu is

[lean plank]

The British have shown the capacity to be some lovable folks but sometimes, oftentimes, evil blocks the way.

[topaz wren]

well because it barely if exists at all in the game

you mean the kenshi variation

[lean plank]

Enlighten us.

[fair spindle]

Yes that's right

[fair spindle]

On mk console version every character has 3 different variations with their own unique specials

[topaz wren]

they kinda just left out half of the variations of the mkx characters, we would have 2 of them but 1 missing

that missing one usually just becomes part of another character with a different name

[lean plank]

Don't you two withhold knowledge about cultures. Oh.

[fair spindle]

Elder god kenshi just has a balanced kenshi special on two

[topaz wren]

kold war scorp is technically hellfire scorp, treacherous tanya is dragon naginata, klassic kano is cybernetic

[lean plank]

Well, damn.

[fair spindle]

Klassic scorpion is also hellfire variation and injustice scorpion

[topaz wren]

it might be too late to get those mentioned, but there are entire variations that don't exist within this game, like crystalline tremor

outlaw erron black would also be nice

[fair spindle]

That was such a broken variation lol

There isn't really a dualist liu kang either is there

[topaz wren]

nah

[lean plank]

Damn. Be careful what you ask for. Like WHOOSH! right over my head. Thanks guys. Maybe I'll make something out of it when I'm sober.

[fair spindle]

You can always watch mkx tournaments those are always fun

[lean plank]

Everything is simple when you look past the hullabaloo.

[knotty kayak]

Should i get My mileena F5 (the mkx one) or Shang tsung mk1?

Shang tsung seems cool, but i have mk11 scorpion, kl reptile fx and pyromancer Tanya f7

[lean plank]

New additions always make a father or mother feel proud. Generally.

[topaz wren]

if you mean ravenous, she doesn't need fusions for her purpose

[knotty kayak]

On krypt she does, sometimes idk how AI damage goes hard agaisnt me

And i can just try to tank with mk11 scorpion

[knotty kayak]

I already have mk1 SS. He is f4

So thats the question
Should i f5 MK1 shang or ravenous mileena

[lean plank]

Leave it up to Chess to just destroy an open ended conversation with damn logic.

[topaz wren]

well if it's for tanking purposes then sure since she can also regen, but if you're already doing a rav mil + mk11 scorp setup I feel like there should be no problem

[knotty kayak]

Kl liu kang:

[topaz wren]

you don't have the noob epic yet do you

[knotty kayak]

At the time, it was tedious grind on krypt

[topaz wren]

or even fx director makeover?

[knotty kayak]

Just F5 Mileena rare
And the Johnny rare i'm not long enough to get him f5

[lean plank]

At least they're still talking.

[knotty kayak]

I'm gonna Buy this whole season

[topaz wren]

nice

[knotty kayak]

What character should i fuse f5 then?

[lean plank]

sighs

[fair spindle]

Wym pookie

[lean plank]

Where's that noose?

[fair spindle]

My nose? It's right here

[knotty kayak]

Sometimes
I think the AI is rigged to mess up with You
Even if You have speed buff and
55% of speed on character
They Will find to do a whole combo ender
Stack all debuffs and perform an XRAY

[latent nexus]

GUYS SUB ZERO IS COMING TO FORTNITE NEXT SEASON DMS FOR THE PIC ISTG I M NOT LYING

[knotty kayak]

Wheres corrupt shinnok, william

[topaz wren]

some of us were talking about it before lol

and possibly scorp too

[latent nexus]

2 other mk characters are included but we still dk who they are

[knotty kayak]

I wonder if we Will get an mk1 guest in MK mobile

[lean plank]

Lol. Here I am bout to kick over a stool, and up jumps you giving me a new take on life.

[knotty kayak]

Is more probably if it does
Could be peacemaker

[topaz wren]

we prob will, there's no way they're letting that opportunity slide

[topaz wren]

that is the theory since he already existed in mk onslaught

I wanted it to be in order so omni man was first but it doesn't seem like a possibility for now

would have been pretty fun

[knotty kayak]

This is the only time i hope we got the whole Guests.
And if You ask me
I think we could get homelander the next year

The next year drops the Season finale of the boys, Best time to do propaganda

[fair spindle]

It's what I do

[knotty kayak]

If You think
The Best character that could fit with the "choose one of 3 passives" could be predator
What a shame him and alien Will never get added

[lean plank]

Chess? I understand that the Donald and Elon are trimming the fat but aren't you a shoo-in for the spot as NASA's top researcher?

[topaz wren]

I would never hope to interfere in such important business

[lean plank]

If there's anybody out there you'll find them, lickety-split.

[topaz wren]

I barely even built my résumé

[fair spindle]

Whoa who said you could speak french

[lean plank]

Don't you come in here giggling, MoF.

[lean plank]

Do that.

[topaz wren]

what does she have to do with this

[vale star]

Hes simping

[lean plank]

Yeah. Ain't that bout a biscotti. Is that italian?

[lean plank]

Nothing. I just remember a time before when I had to ask her if she was tripping out about some double-entendré stuff in my speaking of, you guessed it, lickety split.

[knotty kayak]

Hey, what character should i fuse up to f5?

[fair spindle]

Lotus biscotti

[lean plank]

Yeah. Mix it up.

[topaz wren]

do you have any other characters you have in mind for fusing up

[fair spindle]

Wait i searched it up it’s biscoff

[knotty kayak]

Yeah, but they arent like
Priority... But
If THERES THE CHANCE
I could fuse instead IJ2 raiden to f5
But i need one more copy of raiden and theres the chance on fatal torrer, but not guaranted

[lean plank]

Why not?

[knotty kayak]

The others characters as Johnny and sonya are more like, just to keep there waiting

[fair spindle]

Those lil biscuits

[vale star]

I mean literally just sexist, lol

[lean plank]

Scones, just more shapely.

[lean plank]

Nah. Maybe you're misunderstanding.

She and I have gotten along for years. You've been here for awhile. You should know this already.

[fair spindle]

Me when the bends comes on

😌

[stray saddle]

I opened more packs @fair spindle

Ima go for all 20

[fair spindle]

Did you?

[stray saddle]

earl sweatshirt omg

[stray saddle]

i only had enough for 17 but ill just offer wall

[lean plank]

Oops. I mistook you for Chess.

[fair spindle]

Nah it's radiohead

[stray saddle]

Works too

I got kombat johnny thats cool

i have him sonya and cassie at f0

I decided to go all in for more chara to play with

And some easy resells since the challenge pack is 300 but this one has them snd is 185

resells for the future that is

[lean plank]

Nah. Chess. We get along well with each other. No need to delete anything I say about her.

[topaz wren]

well I haven't been deleting anything you said just yet

too occupied with some troublesome bots

[lean plank]

Word.

[stray saddle]

what?

[vale star]

Getting along doesnt make it less so

[tender sorrel]

Sahara Desert is less dry than Krypt

[stray saddle]

oh my

mk mobile beef

[lean plank]

Don't speak of beef and sheep in the same area.

POW! goes the weasel.

[turbid gate]

Oh no🤣

[knotty kayak]

Guys, i been asking
F5 mk1 Shang tsung or F5 ravenous mileena?

[turbid gate]

Imo rav

[topaz wren]

if you're actively using mileena then go for her, you could get shang from the 60 summon trials

[tender sorrel]

mileena, shang is everywhere

[topaz wren]

everywhere

[knotty kayak]

Yea, and Even if she is good at f0
People forgets that krypt some times is hard

[turbid gate]

Back in my days milly used to be hard to get. She was low fused for months

[tender sorrel]

and another rare fusion card

[fair spindle]

Yeah you log in and you get him for free. Don't you know?

[topaz thistle]

does mkx have an anti cheat?

[tender sorrel]

Chess do something, increase the drop chances

[turbid gate]

I need that rn

[topaz wren]

back in YOUR days?
wow your bones must be creaking

[turbid gate]

Yoo😭

[topaz wren]

if you checked the krypt channel, you can see I only enabled it for myself

[turbid gate]

U OLDER than me UNC

[knotty kayak]

They nerfed gold packs characters from DK store

[topaz wren]

you mean mobile or

[lean plank]

Damn. If you guys studied life like you do MKM, you'd be saints.

[knotty kayak]

Jax Onslaught use to have low rate in getting golds
Below 80%
Like 79-79

[topaz thistle]

pc

[knotty kayak]

Now is up to 81% as everyone

[topaz wren]

there probably is, just by being server sided

[knotty kayak]

Men, imagine if they use the budget from Onslaught on upgrading mk mobile

[tender sorrel]

what budget

[topaz wren]

@ rainbowsheepus
@ rainbowsheepus
@ rainbowsheepus

and also me

[fair spindle]

@ chess

[topaz wren]

cuz that is literally our ideal basically
even just unreal 5

[lean plank]

He's good. Lobby for his basic attacks being effective, every one of them.

[knotty kayak]

(i wanna mean instead of dropping Onslaught, they used that budget on mkm)

[topaz wren]

and also I wonder how the layoffs are gonna come into play

[knotty kayak]

No, i wanna mean they increased the gold characters drops
It usted to be 79%

When it was gold as Main rewards and diamond teams

[lean plank]

But, still.

[fair spindle]

I'm getting lost in the sauce dude

[knotty kayak]

It doesnt, is 81%

[turbid gate]

Fr. Wtf is bro on about

[knotty kayak]

And that dumb 3% is an Notorious difference lmao

[topaz wren]

the gold economy is in shambles

cuz f3 is the new fx

[knotty kayak]

You Will be complaying
But back in the day
You don't see results after playing one whole year

[topaz wren]

I mean I kinda did, but that was with

[lean plank]

Is that meaning we have some whupass Golds?

[topaz wren]

"extreme" dedication

[knotty kayak]

Dude, it was during 2021

I mean, yeah 4 years

But still much time for getting much boosted

[topaz wren]

when my account was from 2021 to 2022

[turbid gate]

"U dont see results after playing for a year" thats crazy

[topaz wren]

1 full year of doing stuff

grinded out basically every challenge, did fw kombatant+ or so every season

[knotty kayak]

That was during 2021, don't missunderstood

[topaz wren]

tried at some towers, wasn't consistent

I mean I took like almost 60 days on DQT normal just to get a cos liu

[knotty kayak]

I was one of those first lucky ones to get benefit from epic drops on normal towers. In the day, on My first run and no s***
I got Johnny epic

[lean plank]

Look forward fellas. Don't dwell on the past. Reminisce but keep it going,

[knotty kayak]

We do, and actually the future looks promissing

[fair spindle]

I used to think revenant sub zero was one of the worst diamonds

[topaz wren]

johnny epic is nice but I got truly carried by my own luck for DQT

I dropped jinxed whip twice + last puff

for a beginner that's huge gear setup, the synergy was almost perfect

[knotty kayak]

Best advise, after getting a good setup of gold characters, priorize fusing netherrealm characters

[lean plank]

Good going.

[topaz wren]

this doesn't have to do with assassin jade or anything right

[knotty kayak]

They are the least good class, they are either "ok" or O.P after newer updates

[turbid gate]

LOL

[topaz wren]

damn you know

[knotty kayak]

No, they suck in general when they are a requirement

[topaz wren]

also that

2021 netherrealm setup was pitiful

there was no liz noob, eb sindel, whatever else

[knotty kayak]

Back in the day, only the tremor bug and f7 og liu kang rare help beat that battle in sorcerer

[topaz wren]

just handful of golds and mostly diamonds

[lean plank]

Netherrealm are strong and effective.

[topaz wren]

but limited

[turbid gate]

Still dont use them. They just gathering dust

[topaz wren]

it sure wasn't as pleasant when you had to work with inferno scorp, warlock quanchi, or some shinnoks as your best

[knotty kayak]

And the next time, only a lucky RNG with mk11 f1 scorpion helped me beat that one

[turbid gate]

And u started using him since

[knotty kayak]

I usually prioritize now my characters as krypt requirements and how good they are

[tender sorrel]

me with dark raiden and mk11 jade in the bag

[lean plank]

All are in some way or another. But Netherrealm are strong and effective.

[topaz wren]

dark raiden before, just eating up dark magic battles

[ornate geyser]

LOL

[topaz wren]

that was nice

[knotty kayak]

Nah, Even if You people wanna drag it out
You cant do much with an f1 scorpion, 100% better the og kopa kup with agente cassie

[topaz wren]

bit too late for that isn't it

[tender sorrel]

that and kl ermac syphon

[turbid gate]

Love the names

[ornate geyser]

Sry I’m late

[knotty kayak]

Remember when nrs didnt scam us with Tanya and You could disable gears on towers?

[ornate geyser]

Wasn’t on my phone, that was hilarious though

[turbid gate]

Apology not accepted 🙃

[stray saddle]

why do all these offers have to beg me for money 😔

[ornate geyser]

🗿

[topaz wren]

they already fixed the most devastating part, they just wanted to wall out newer peeps with fewer options

[fair spindle]

I remember i used to use inferno scorpion kung lao and elder god kenshi lul

[vale star]

Season of giving... away your money for love

[topaz wren]

but yea, gear disabling is a no go for all towers cuz
BOSS

[knotty kayak]

That was just an whole scam

[knotty kayak]

That is their 3 years late damage control over rigged the Tanya pasive

[vale star]

BOSS: become annoying

[knotty kayak]

Funny thing: kl reptile has the BOSS modifier and yet, he can be killed with dots

[fair spindle]

Boss: youre sh outta luck

[lean plank]

Don't mind him. Their side jobs are coders. (rapid typing).

[knotty kayak]

AI putting all their skill on DK noob saibot and keep me on a pain loop

[topaz wren]

that one character out of hundreds actually doing their intended gameplay loop

touch em, snare em, now free minion

[knotty kayak]

I should have start fusing hellspawn scorpion, he could seems useless, until You realize he is tank based character, and literally tanks the whole NRS class is agaisnt him

[knotty kayak]

You don't wanna know how it was to play agaisnt him with the OG kameo system

[turbid gate]

"Useless"

[knotty kayak]

Cant blame me, he is a tricky one who doesnt seems useful at first

[fair spindle]

[knotty kayak]

And then, You play, and think

[topaz wren]

well you weren't expected to know if being anti class vs a small amount of characters in that class was gonna be stronger later on

[fair spindle]

Live scorpion reaction

[topaz wren]

like hellspawn scorp at the beginning of the game was just the power starter

his only relevant matchup was himself or bounty hunter erron

[lean plank]

He's another glass cannon like BDEB so wear that deadbeat dad gear if you got it.

[topaz wren]

but once more netherrealms getting added, especially the mk11s, now he's relevant in tanking

[turbid gate]

Mmmm the og name

[knotty kayak]

Man, every character in this Game feels always as a glass canon

[turbid gate]

So tough

[topaz wren]

yea im sure your old brain enjoyed that

[turbid gate]

...bro😭

[fair spindle]

Spec ops scorpion

[knotty kayak]

Idk how Even max characters out makes You feel they die with only a sp1 comando kano

[topaz wren]

I wonder what class is he

same with elder god kenshi

[turbid gate]

Lol

[fair spindle]

Surprisingly he was in the old elite netherrealm/elder god pack despite not being either class

[topaz wren]

yea, and ive had my conspiracy about him for a while

[knotty kayak]

The only DESERVED tank in this Game is DF Terminator

[lean plank]

Up their FoS stats. My BDEB's is maxed across the board. Still, he's a glass cannon.

[topaz wren]

bd erron is missing in that pack, so it is speculated that sf scorp just took over erron's spot

[knotty kayak]

Ñyejejejejeej

Hot take: guardian terminator sucks

[topaz wren]

the damage resistance seals it, just in case being a tough endoskeleton wasn't enough

[topaz wren]

in this age probably not a hot take

[fair spindle]

From what i know erron was in the old elite martial artist pack

[turbid gate]

I use bdeb every season even tho hes only f8. Idc if hes a glass canon he cooks with the right setup

[topaz wren]

both the terms feel awkward to play if you don't have the gear setup

[knotty kayak]

It always was, an f0 guardian terminator sucks

Not useful to use, not Even in krypt runs

[topaz wren]

well yea no one is gonna use an f0 character to tank if their passive is literally using their health instead of the saved teammate

f0 tanks are pretty rare

[knotty kayak]

Thats My point, he is not useful because You actually need him over f6 to be useful

[topaz wren]

or have very specific gear

[lean plank]

It's good that you can manage to keep him alive.

[knotty kayak]

Even DF terminator is useful on f0

[topaz wren]

cant believe I basically need to tell people that they need like f7+ dark mantle for their shiny new guardian term to be a functioning character

but that's the way with exclusive characters like him

[knotty kayak]

Thats the point, a good character have to be not dependand of something

Not Even a tower rare

[turbid gate]

Bro playing with legacy gears only. Go crazy

[stray saddle]

I did the survey but it aint give me the souls

[knotty kayak]

They are only 2 tower epics i wish to max out
bowling stones and mileena epic

[lean plank]

I dread the a-hole with an FX GT with a maxed Mantle other than myself. Thankfully, it'll be a long while before enough people max him for us to worry about.

[turbid gate]

Hmm only 2? I guess u really like those

[knotty kayak]

I mean, they are others, but that are My prioritize
If You ask me krypt equipment
Jasons epic

[lean plank]

I'm wouldn't be an a-hole, btw.

[knotty kayak]

With that, he Will be always a tank on krypt runs

[fair spindle]

Surprisingly the dark fate terminator pack is missing a few diamonds like mk11 raiden bd kabal tremor etc.

[knotty kayak]

Atleast i got against an pipe equipment

[lean plank]

Keep us informed! 👍

[fair spindle]

I wanna say klassic reptile too

[lean plank]

Y'all be typing y'all asses off just to make me look slow and old. I know how to use a corded phone.

I know how much to put in a pay phone.

I know the difference between an 8 Track and a cassette.

[fair spindle]

You make yourself seem like you type slow

[lean plank]

Damn. Millennials.

[lean plank]

Shaddap, Red.

[fair spindle]

You typing with one finger? Lol

[lean plank]

You're all going to get carpel tunnel syndrome.

[fair spindle]

It’s not that quick

[lean plank]

Damn show-offs.

Chess even be making jokes on the sly about it.

#💬-general message

[vale star]

Were not using typewriters man

[lean plank]

I know. You guys type rather than talk.

How the hell is that even possible?

[vale star]

I mean most the people here grew up doing it

Most probably type faster than they talk

Ik I can, unless im on mobile

[lean plank]

Mhm. Those computers have got you all, right where they want you.

[vale star]

What was your first computer

[lean plank]

Commodore VIC20.

[vale star]

Aw got me beat by a year

[turbid gate]

U sound like a grandpa

[lean plank]

You must be from the UK then.

[vale star]

No, but I was born in europe

[lean plank]

Fair enough.

[fair spindle]

I hate cold feet

[vale star]

Yeah thats an annoying spell in hearthstone

[lean plank]

Have you seen the movie Gomorrah from 2008? It's an awesome movie about the mafia.

[fair spindle]

Getting cold feet?

[lean plank]

What the hell are talking about? My feet are sweating and smell like Fritos corn chips.

[fair spindle]

Stop rubbing chips on your feet then

[lean plank]

Lol

I'm joking. My feet probably smell like lotus plants.

[fair spindle]

That’s it i’m putting socks on

[lean plank]

Haha. Don't hide the funk. Wash it away.

[vale star]

Cant say I have

[fair spindle]

Ithat’s how you know i’m serious

[lean plank]

Check it out. It's on Sony Classics. Your local library may even have it if you can't find it online. It will prove very educational to you and all viewers, outside of the italian m-m-mob.

[fair spindle]

He’s still being chased by them

[lean plank]

The cover has a huge bald-headed guy, I think he's bald, walking like a giant over the city. Let me know what you think about how that relatively old movie gives you insight to happenings a decade+ later.

[fair spindle]

Did you just call me Yuri?

Yes i am a shy purple haired girl how”d you know?

[lean plank]

Lol. I can tell by your pancake flat behind that you've been around the block more than a couple of times.

[fair spindle]

Ummm? I got that badonk a donk tyvm

Ain’t for you boo especially after having said that

[lean plank]

Well I never...

[fair spindle]

Mhmmm 💅

[lean plank]

Backseat Of The Rolls Truck - Big30 🎵

Goat Talk - BigWalkDog 🎶
Yellow - HoneyKomb Brazy 🎹
REPEAT IT - Lil Tecca 🥁
Run It Up - Lil Tjay 🎙️

[analog summit]

Is anyone else having trouble doing a tapjoy offer?

[lean plank]

Old skool stidyle: Know What I'm Sayin' (feat. Bun B & Lil Keke) - Mike Jones

[lean plank]

I heard they don't work through VPNs.

[analog summit]

Yeah I turned it off but still get the "sorry we could not process"

Got a guide dog offer worth like 30k ;_;

[split arch]

how do i get more dragon krystal im new to this game and i want some tipz

[lean plank]

I suppose that to be fair to the crazy offers that expect you to buy something, they want your actual location.

[lofty ether]

Are u an std

Bc I’m itching for u

🙏

[fair spindle]

I don't have crabs. Sorry

[lean plank]

Lol. Party pooper.

[fair spindle]

Toilet pooper*

[lean plank]

Jezebel - Sade

[stray saddle]

red and black knight best pals

[lean plank]

Polo G uses that song interpolated to his Bloody Canvas joint.

[lean plank]

You'll have to subscribe to see us in action.

[stray saddle]

Yes yes yes!

[fair spindle]

😂

[stray saddle]

Which triborg should get the boot

I use yellow red and gray but idk which to replace with blue triborg

[fair spindle]

I usually never use cyrax (yellow) even though he has high dmg

[lean plank]

Replace the gray one, all else being near equal.

[stray saddle]

I love triple triborg in fw 🔥

But theyre f0 so I feel like I should structure my teams diffirently

for more optimal red things 🥸

[lean plank]

His power drain is his primary attraction, but you must be effectively methodical for it to work.

[stray saddle]

i got a few golds at decent fusion now

and my glorious king kc johnny cage

Bye bye silver johnny off to tower battles you go

[fair spindle]

Does triborg smoke have minus frames on a sp1

[lean plank]

I had to learn to like Cyrax in MKM even though he's a thoroughbred MK guy from way back in the arcade game days. His power is effective.

[fair spindle]

All the triborgs are slow but have crazy synergy on a sp1

[lean plank]

Mhm

Gas - Audic Empire 🎛️ Those are some white dudes. Probably some Jews like the timeless Beastie Boys

[stray saddle]

so is the best triborg team red gray blue 🤔🤔

[lean plank]

Replace Smoke with the Ice dude.

[stray saddle]

Yes

[leaden ivy]

Yall who decided to let subzero be in fortnite?

[fair spindle]

Yeah his name isn’t sub-zero it’s ice dude

[stray saddle]

i wish there was image perms in general

[leaden ivy]

Warner bros I got some questions fr.

[tender sorrel]

By the gods, no

[idle cloak]

After skibidi toilet in fortnite im positive that no game franchise is safe

[lean plank]

What blasphemy is this!?

[vale star]

is the bloody valentine pack worth it?

[idle cloak]

Erm what

[tender sorrel]

Yes

[vale star]

alr

[idle cloak]

It has nothing to do with religion so its not blasphemy

And ik ur satire but wdym

[lean plank]

Skibidi what?

[vale star]

i got 1k souls how many should i buy

[idle cloak]

The world is healing

[lean plank]

You leave those crazy Turks alone.

It's enough that we got the fat man belly shaking.

[idle cloak]

Real

They said he was on life support last year..

[lean plank]

And the evil guy tempting foreigners over there with all that delicious looking lamb, just to up the price upon our arrival.

[lean plank]

May he cease to eat swine or otherwise eat more than his share.

[tardy geode]

[lean plank]

You should be watching Gomorrah too.

[tardy geode]

You should be watching your tongue

[fair spindle]

Bop bop bop bop yes yes yes yes

[lean plank]

Wherein have I tread recklessly?

[tardy geode]

Yeah about 1h and half ago

[lean plank]

Really? Speak upon it or forever hold your peace.

[fair spindle]

Come As You Are

[ocean parcel]

what’s happening

man

[fair spindle]

Mummy and papa are fighting again

[ocean parcel]

keep it chill knight

[lean plank]

Hey, Lemon. What you doing waiting in the wings. Get out here stage front!

[stray saddle]

My bloody valentine packs are gone 🕊️

Isnt gold elder god kenshi good

[fair spindle]

I like how it says the original price was 450 souls even though i've never seen it being sold for that much

[lean plank]

Don't tempt me like that, Red. Drac might not be okay with rolling with the punches.

[fair spindle]

Well a verbal one anyway

[fair spindle]

Yeah he's crit immune and has crit chance

[topaz wren]

if only he got the ascension

[fair spindle]

Yeah...i was so looking forward to his season

Same with klassic mileena

[lean plank]

4H haven't elapsed yet. It'll probably be unfruitful but, I want that last 10/20 for 1800.

[fair spindle]

I don't think the sale goes away

[lean plank]

Cool

Jewel
school

You guys dropped the ball earlier.

[fair spindle]

Theyre already dropped

[lean plank]

Pool
stool
gdool

I mean
ghoul

[topaz wren]

what’s with the rhymes

got a lot of spare time?

[fair spindle]

He's in his hip hop phase

[lean plank]

You guys were at it earlier.

[fair spindle]

I just realized he was rhyming too

[lean plank]

And it must've been Red who screwed it all up with a dumb question.

You guys memories that bad?

[fair spindle]

What wuestion