💬-general

[indigo river]

that's plain stupid

he is new to the game

[pale cipher]

And a few challenge characters at f2 can do normal with EASE. F1 would struggle but its possibpe

[pale cipher]

You cant escape and share?

[indigo river]

the guy didn't even know what talents are a moment ago

[pale cipher]

+a frog for first time is 11 krystals aswell

[indigo river]

and you expect him to run his account as efficiently as mand?

[pale cipher]

Yeah they need to find out

[pale cipher]

Nah not as efficient as mand

But he can easily get free krystals on day 1 itself

[indigo river]

i am talking to the other guy

[pale cipher]

And continue with 5 krystals everyday

[indigo river]

but yeah, i agree they have to learn but it takes time

[pale cipher]

Mand is insanely efficient he got to what I had in 6 days although it took me 30 days.

[vale star]

Then he should try to win

[thorny vigil]

Skill issue tbh

[pale cipher]

^^^

[vale star]

About 90% of the newer players I helped, straight up told me "they never tried"

[pale cipher]

Bro spawned in and spoke fax

[topaz wren]

maxed silvers are real

[thorny vigil]

🗣️

[pale cipher]

They can solo krypt normal.

[topaz wren]

I think they can get into normal krypt easily, which only takes like a week to have

[indigo river]

a week to max silvers?

[pale cipher]

Bros onto everthing

[topaz wren]

fw battles serve their purpose, koins from daily trials

[indigo river]

i think you have been on your main account for too long bruh

[vale star]

Again, new player/f2p was literally NEVER been more friendly than it is now

We all did the early journey, they can too

[topaz wren]

more like 2

[pale cipher]

A week to finish nromal krypt can be done (with the free stugf they gavd this time round)

[indigo river]

cap

chess you are overdue for a beginner run i think

[topaz wren]

are you saying that cuz you think im in an ivory tower

[indigo river]

yeah

[topaz wren]

silvers aren’t that hard to fuse in 2 weeks

[vale star]

If your complaint is mand is to knowledgeable, what would that even do?

[dense pulsar]

Good evening

[indigo river]

i am not following, what's your point?

[vale star]

Chess is just as knowledgeable?

[indigo river]

they kinda are, you need gold the most as a new player

[thorny vigil]

Chess>>>>>>>

[vale star]

Good night

[topaz wren]

which is something you can do with the daily trials and challenge

[indigo river]

he is but i think beginner exp eludes him atm

[topaz wren]

there’s also bronze and daily gift pack

[indigo river]

not enough to max silvers in two weeks

[vale star]

I bet there is

[topaz wren]

it’s enough for at least one

[indigo river]

1 i agree if you get lucky

[topaz wren]

Im talking hard grind

I know you’re setting the precedent of like beginner pace, not like doing 1-2 hours a day

but if I made a new acc rn I would tryhard to max a silver in 2 weeks

[pale cipher]

THAT DOESNT EXCUSE YOU OPENING TRASH PACKS LIKE EPIC SPEC OPS PACK THE PACKS NAME SELLS IT. 1 TRASH SPECOPS GOLD IN A BEGINNER WONT DO MAGIC. 1 PACK IS ALL U CAN ACHEIVE FOR A CHANCE OF SPEC OPS CHALLENGE WHILE THEY BRING PACKS FOR 200 (SCARLET BLOOD PACK) WITH DIAMOND AND GOLD CHALLENGE KARDS. YOUR ADVICE IS BAD.

[vale star]

Well

[indigo river]

i ain't reading that ugly crap

[tardy fulcrum]

I ain’t reading allat

[edgy jay]

lmao

[vale star]

150 gold pack is really good early on

[pale cipher]

Personal opinion. Challenge pack is better than elite spec ops pack

[topaz wren]

also depends on like the character store

[pale cipher]

Thats why most you losers aint aware of a jumpstart in the game

[topaz wren]

sometimes might have the target silver to get

[vale star]

The only reason I dont wanna start a new account is quest grinding sucks

I pay for tapjoy to avoid that trash lol

[topaz wren]

struggling on basic quests feels terrible

but after you get to around quest 27 it’s better

[vale star]

Yeah

[pale cipher]

Loll those 24 hours quest hang you

[vale star]

But again, they can do all of those things. Nothing is stopping them

[topaz wren]

step 1: try so hard to set up quest for 1 day
step 2: only get 70% success
step 3: launch it anyways
step 4: come back a day later to see it fail
step 5:

[indigo river]

beginner accounts suck and are fun at the same time

[topaz wren]

I was planning on doing another one at the start of 6.0.1 but it passed my mind

probably because I just got busy doing other things

[indigo river]

you can still do it

[topaz wren]

compensation should still last right

[vale star]

I will say

Starting an account on update day is a massive advantage most new players dont have. The rewards given immediately are a big boon

[indigo river]

i am thinking of doing too but i ran out of emails

[topaz wren]

oh right that

[indigo river]

i have 8 accounts already bruh

[vale star]

Just make up one

You dont need a real email guys

[topaz wren]

I got one new email so im gonna use it for that purpose

[vale star]

I have an account with like @itgiejeje.com

[pale cipher]

However you can start any time and collect all that

[indigo river]

what if you need to contact support?

[topaz wren]

I know but I want to at least be something I can memorize on the dime

[vale star]

Give them a real email, they can find your account regardless

[indigo river]

maybe

[vale star]

Just save it in a .txt

[pale cipher]

I have emails with my name and then 1000 2000 3000 4000 5000 6000 7000 8000 9000 10000 11000 12000 13000 14000. 14 emails to my name

[vale star]

Or like, notes on your phone

[pale cipher]

All have accounts which I log in and claim for update days (they're literally doing so well)

[topaz wren]

well there shouldn’t be any harm in me just using an actual email, the one I have is kinda filler for me

[vale star]

I had an old account I gave to a friend that was literally just nonsense characters

[indigo river]

i wanna do a start without mk11 scorp this time

too bad there is no mk1 pack yet

[vale star]

Thats fair too, mand is pushing mk11 scorp to the limits to make most of his progression. But its there and effective🤷‍♂️

[indigo river]

mk11 scorp makes everything so much easier

he is like a cheat code

my first account i started with silver sub god damn it

now mfs starting with 5/6 diamonds and several golds

• the challenges

[thorny vigil]

I couldn't relate

[vale star]

Yeap, and thats my main point. The game just gives people these opportunities now, its hardly luck to have a game breaking start

[thorny vigil]

Started w wretch d'vorah

[topaz wren]

alright bro

[indigo river]

mand's start was extremely lucky

[thorny vigil]

Started cursed asf

[sage cradle]

Black holes are interesting

[thorny vigil]

Real

[vale star]

I think it was above average, I dont think it was as insane as you imply

[topaz wren]

I will replace all your cards with swarm queen dvorah

[vale star]

Beginner packs have 30% diamond odds and full of many top tier characters

[thorny vigil]

Atleast she'll be fx

[indigo river]

he got noob and f3 scorp in under a week

[vale star]

You open like 20, your getting something good

[sage cradle]

These space educational videos are well done fr

[thorny vigil]

I agree

[sage cradle]

I wanna be an astronaut now

[indigo river]

you lucky i am not a mod

[vale star]

Lmao

[thorny vigil]

Lmfaoooo

[sage cradle]

Oaml

[vale star]

And thats why you wont ever be 😉

[indigo river]

not trying to but sure

[sage cradle]

LOLLLL

[indigo river]

imagine being these imbeciles

[sage cradle]

Me?

[thorny vigil]

Real

[indigo river]

ppl talking about mk

[cold patio]

real

[vale star]

Who are you referncing

[indigo river]

they jump in trying to shut down any convos that aren't GAY

[cold patio]

imagine

[vale star]

Midlife discord crisis coming out

[thorny vigil]

Fr

[indigo river]

the group of inbred zesty ass ...

[sage cradle]

I see some beef in distance 🤔

[cold patio]

yeah, those losers

[hallow grail]

Why this sounds like an anime thread?

[vale star]

Honestly, your just speaking gibberish at this rate

[thorny vigil]

real

[sage cradle]

Virtual

[vale star]

Inhuman

[indigo river]

you tell us

[topaz wren]

no no he’s got a point, but the time is not that time rn

it’s not time to tweak out yet

[sage cradle]

Forgot ubnone is a mod

[vale star]

Oh absolutely, den hasnt taken over the convo yet

[cold patio]

couldn't less tbh
-Donald's bio

[indigo river]

i think it is

[thorny vigil]

Real

[indigo river]

this crap has gone on for long enough

[cold patio]

bro thinks he's the main character

[vale star]

You know, you dont have to be in the general channel

[thorny vigil]

I wanted to fix but got lazy

So I'll fix whenever i change my pfp again

[sage cradle]

You joined less than a week what sinful convos u saw alredy

[indigo river]

you are projecting! i am not the one having convos that should be kept in private with my friends in a public channel

[cold patio]

he rejoined cause unc missed us

[vale star]

Man that says 2023 not 2024

[cold patio]

nah, it says 2024 trust

[sage cradle]

Oh mb

[cold patio]

lmao

[vale star]

Funny you say that...

[cold patio]

If you keep doing this we'll be even zestier

You're only fueling me, pal

real

[thorny vigil]

.

[sage cradle]

Bros not Andrew tate

[thorny vigil]

Real

[sage cradle]

Virtual

[cold patio]

real gang react with bicep emoji

[indigo river]

here comes the cavalry... of brokeback mountain

[sage cradle]

Virtual gang?

[vale star]

Den didnt copyright claim real, he lost the patent

[cold patio]

I spread the prophecy

real is for everyone, I am merely it's prophet

REAL GANG!

REAL GANG!

[sage cradle]

Will the astroid hit in 2029?

[cold patio]

not real

[vale star]

Are you a time traveler

[cold patio]

real (you die in 2025 from diabetus)

(I cried)

[vale star]

What type

[cold patio]

2,

[vale star]

Dam

[cold patio]

It was fatal

[sage cradle]

Den you are on someone's nerves rn u need to calm down homie

[vale star]

I think thats 24/7

[cold patio]

real

[sage cradle]

Virtual

[cold patio]

You also get prediabetic on December

you didn't listen

[vale star]

You know, its funny because like half my family's side has diabetes

[cold patio]

I predicted it, my god is stronger than yours

[sage cradle]

Who has strong teeth that they can chew raw meat?

[cold patio]

cause he's real fr

[vale star]

I guess any god is stronger than no god

[cold patio]

real

[cold patio]

I think anyone can chew on raw meat if they try hard enough

[sage cradle]

Do they?

[cold patio]

I mean human bite power is pretty strong

that's what she said?

[sage cradle]

That's what they said?*

Ghee

Ghee is tasty

[vale star]

People ate raw meat for thousands of years so

If you cant do that, you kinda cooked

[sage cradle]

Yea I cooked and do that

[vale star]

Nah clarified butter better

[cold patio]

el gato ensombrerado

[sage cradle]

Bro "butter better" sounds cool

[cold patio]

Por Dr. Seuss

[vale star]

Jullie zullen mij allemaal gehoorzamen

[cold patio]

No hablo français mi amor

[vale star]

Its not

Its dutch

[cold patio]

I don't care if you're Mexican or not

no hablo

[sage cradle]

My appetite decreased 😕

[cold patio]

Idioot

[sage cradle]

Once my brother said idiot in tution

[cold patio]

Bro, stop nou eens met blaffen

[sage cradle]

One girl got soo pissed cuz the word idiot has a lot of meaning in it

[vale star]

Belgian

[sage cradle]

She dissected the word idiot

[cold patio]

makes a lot of sense now that I think about it

[sage cradle]

Crazy work

And then cried

[cold patio]

jij bent Belg

[vale star]

Ew

[cold patio]

dat is gek

Echt

Echt gang

[sage cradle]

Den u a goof ball

In a good way

[vale star]

Seems to depend who you ask

[cold patio]

what do you think pookie

how's your 40% taxes

[vale star]

You got a very childish mindset but probably do it with intention of humor

[cold patio]

I do it with intention to amuse myself

I'm not doing it for anybody, if you happen to like it, kiss me

[sage cradle]

I'm making a drake type beat it's 🔥

[cold patio]

make a DJ mustard beat

I need beats but my producer sucks...

[vale star]

Your somebody❤️

[cold patio]

CALL DJ MUSTARD
877-BEATS-NOW

[crimson copper]

does it invole kids

[vale star]

Ayo

[sage cradle]

Chill

[cold patio]

I'm blocking you in 18 mins

[crimson copper]

cant believe they didnt even giveaway some dks for nov 1</3

[vale star]

Literally unplayable

Erm, is that self promotion?🤓

[cold patio]

I'm gonna write a Bible sequel and call it Jesus 2 the squeakquel featuring Gary Coleman and DJ Moses

[topaz wren]

you’re on the track to mod

[cold patio]

I'm making it a Google doc and I'm gonna spread it around discord till it's as big as the loud house fan fic

[sage cradle]

Lemme delete it mb

[topaz wren]

not possible, it can’t be beat

[crimson copper]

ur biggest fan since day 1❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[cold patio]

Real
(Echt for my Belgian bbg)

[vale star]

I been a mod in plenty of servers, and lemme tell you the bigger the server, the more miserable

Holy god enforcing every little thing is tiring af. So much better to let people vibe

[sage cradle]

Virtual

[crimson copper]

i weight 375 pounds

[cold patio]

draco Is letting me vibe an awful lot

[topaz wren]

you haven’t said anything truly offensive

not yet at least

[vale star]

Hes riding that line harder than he rides-

[topaz wren]

but honestly it could be worse, there are a lot of rules in the server that could be enforced way more

[sage cradle]

Draco gave me 2 chances

[vale star]

So anyways, yeah let leople chill

[cold patio]

nothing's offensive if everybody hates each other equally

[topaz wren]

no politics, no name calling

[vale star]

And its better for not

[cold patio]

and that's my goal, make everyone hate each other.

EQUALLY

[topaz wren]

and worst of all

no trolling

[vale star]

When you enforce to much, peoples language changes. And boy does it get boring

[cold patio]

shut up nincompoop

you dweller

[sage cradle]

"You were muted in Mortal Kombat Mobile for 3 days. | insulting other users, using the r slur, second infraction, third won't be a mute, learn self control"

[cold patio]

you swashbuckling bucko

[vale star]

Still think swearing should be allowed in a mortal kombat server...

[topaz wren]

and we must also respect all new users as they learn the game

[cold patio]

preach

[topaz wren]

no making fun of beginners 😔

[cold patio]

My first message to a new user was
" #📖-new-players BEGONE!"

[sage cradle]

😕

[vale star]

What about the ones that freak out and call the game bad when its just their lack of knowledge instead?

[cold patio]

draco deleted it

[cold patio]

don't hate the player hate the game

[vale star]

Notice all the kameo hate has completely disappeared? almost like its not that bad

[cold patio]

certified kameo haters are trying to stay relevant

AHEM, DONALD...

[topaz wren]

unfortunately that counts as causing distress to other members of the server if we were to point that out

[vale star]

Most of the kameo haters literally werent even krypt players like man

[cold patio]

my first krypt battle ever (I just started krypt this acc) was with a kameo man

[vale star]

Yea im just being sarcastic lol, but it really is crazy sometimes how they just insult mods and such like its their fault?

[cold patio]

and I tolerated it

[topaz wren]

that part is something I have to dive into their psyche for

[sage cradle]

They really said " gotta go with the flow"

[topaz wren]

they think mod on official server = mod of the game

[cold patio]

Draco still hasn't updated kameos

[topaz wren]

so they have unlimited access on their accounts?

idk that’s what I get from how they treat em

[lunar oar]

Guys I’m about to curse

Freak

[cold patio]

no John, no...

[topaz wren]

swear word

[cold patio]

BROOOOOOOOO

[vale star]

Have you hit the wave of people DMing really f'ed up things to you just because you have mod role?

[cold patio]

I need to ping draco

[sage cradle]

Nah the funniest shi is when beginners think discord mods are the game developers 😂😂😂😂

[lunar oar]

Nah the funniest shi is when beginners think discord mods are the game developers 😂😂😂😂

[cold patio]

bro... They aren't?

[topaz wren]

nah since Ive only had mod on the smallest of friend group servers

[vale star]

The cognitive dissonance is crazy

[cold patio]

That's almost as bogus as Santa not being real

Dude Draco develops on the game smh

[vale star]

Well thats good, I had that on a server, was a weekly event of grotesque stuff in my dms, so fun 🙂

[cold patio]

Draco is actually slacking off, that's why he's so active here, the other mods are actually developing on the game fr fr fr

Real
(Echt for my Belgian bbg)

[vale star]

Whats weird to me, is they dont segregate the nrs mods into what servers they actually moderate

Theres multiple mods here that have literally never even installed mkm before

[cold patio]

This is John NetherRealm, and you're on undercover boss!

Ofc all my employees grind mkm

[sage cradle]

Then Why would he yap here : https://discord.com/channels/667853623803379712/1297945323171221566

[cold patio]

Why do you think Mk1 is so bad?

[vale star]

Bros setting reminders duh

[topaz wren]

I got my own reminders

[edgy jay]

vampirsm is reduced from deep wounds right?

[vale star]

Yeap

All forms of healing are

[topaz wren]

im adding down a list of changes I want once I become a staff member in 6 years obviously

[sage cradle]

So draco is a developer too

[topaz wren]

even recovery now

[lunar oar]

I’m a dev

[edgy jay]

i thought so but i figured its a good idea to ask since it isnt mentioned

[stuck ibex]

what's mkm

[vale star]

Sadge

[cold patio]

not rn Steve

[vale star]

💀

[topaz wren]

I actually don’t remember when they changed that

[cold patio]

some goofy shi

[stuck ibex]

btw what does madness do?

[cold patio]

makes them know the definition of insanity

[vale star]

Deal more damage to them, take less damage from them

[edgy jay]

dks passive explains

[sage cradle]

How you gonna copy my joke and get reactions to it 😭

[cold patio]

cause he's more original and funnier

[vale star]

Hes built different

[stuck ibex]

that's so dumb wtf

[vale star]

Why?

[lunar oar]

How you gonna copy my joke and get reactions to it 😭

[stuck ibex]

its op

[vale star]

Oh, I mean it lasts 9 seconds. Not really a big deal

[topaz wren]

oh yea what is the dmg amount decreased/increased from madness

[sage cradle]

Nahhhhhhhhhjh

[topaz wren]

it feels like 25% for both

[stuck ibex]

9 seconds is above average

[vale star]

20%

[vale star]

Debuffs last 25 seconds

[topaz wren]

fantastic

[topaz wren]

well not the average one

[lunar oar]

What about stun

[vale star]

Like, 1 lol

[stuck ibex]

which debuff lasts that long 😭

[lunar oar]

😢

[topaz wren]

snare

[vale star]

Theres so many dependencies

[topaz wren]

maybe deathmark with some gear

[stuck ibex]

cripple is like 12 seconds

[vale star]

Cripple is not 7 lol

[topaz wren]

15

[vale star]

Or 12 🤓

[stuck ibex]

that's not 25

[cold patio]

12 seconds must hurt

[vale star]

Theres really just

[sage cradle]

I think we met before

[stuck ibex]

u said most debuffs are 25 🥸

[topaz wren]

curse, shield break, and one other debuff I can’t remember, they last 10 seconds

[cold patio]

15!????!!!!

[vale star]

To many factors

[stuck ibex]

15 seconds is like athlete tier

[vale star]

So many debuffs last different times on different specials from different gear etc

Theres 0 consistency

[cold patio]

15 seconds is uncle tier

[topaz wren]

usually the base is if a gold applies it at max sp lvl

[sage cradle]

First 15 sec of Lizard baraka 🥰

[stuck ibex]

just like the plot of MK 🔥

[vale star]

In general, madness is very short compared to most debuffs

[cold patio]

More multiverse stuff than marvel

[vale star]

Only like, stun freeze is shorter

[topaz wren]

more like midness

kidding

[vale star]

Its really not impactful, the clone he summons is definitely WAY MORE impactful than that debuff

[stuck ibex]

the only good multiverse stories are spiderverse and omniverse

[cold patio]

The animated Spider-Verse. No way home was just fan service

[sage cradle]

Ever since u got that mc pfp u got even more humor in your language

[stuck ibex]

say sorry what if noob saibot hears u

[cold patio]

@winged marsh

[stuck ibex]

yeah true, Ben 10 omniverse still outpeaks everything in existence tho

[cold patio]

Bro he dissed you

[topaz wren]

I never apologize to noobs

[cold patio]

what about boon tobias

real

[sage cradle]

No way u gon tag som stranger

[topaz wren]

John Boon and Ed Tobias

[subtle knot]

Did everyone get the compensation with noob and 100 DK cause i coudnt log in to the game for one day and i still didnt get compensation for that

[cold patio]

It's noob saibot

[vale star]

No

[stuck ibex]

mods he called me a noob, get the nails and cross ready cuz things are gonna get messy

[vale star]

Perfect gas lighting

[topaz wren]

[cold patio]

What the hell is gas lighting

[stuck ibex]

isn't it true

[stuck ibex]

noob saibondage

[vale star]

What the hell are you talking about I never said gas lighting

[cold patio]

What the hell are you replying to

[vale star]

Huh? I dont even know you

[topaz wren]

my emoji section is 75% filled with mkm effect icons I think I have a problem

[cold patio]

this makes me even more sexually attracted you

[crimson copper]

den i think im gay

[cold patio]

come out come out wherever you are

[sage cradle]

Draco not a developer

[lunar oar]

This is the most fun I’ve ever had in mkm tbh

[vale star]

You make me wanna pay for nitro

[crimson copper]

[cold patio]

IMAGINE BUYING PREMIUM DISCORD

[crimson copper]

[cold patio]

couldn't be me

[vale star]

You to poor for 2 dollars a month?

[cold patio]

Save up for the college

[crimson copper]

i am

[crimson copper]

real

[cold patio]

Real

[sage cradle]

My parents won't let me*

[cold patio]

why did bro stop after I mentioned the kids' college

[crimson copper]

[cold patio]

come back pride lamb

[crimson copper]

how old u is

[sage cradle]

I'm 19

[cold patio]

254, Ik... I'm a fetus

[vale star]

[sage cradle]

🎶In a white Dress u told me ik your princess 🎶

[crimson copper]

how bout u mr eep

[cold patio]

the kids are going to a community college for sure after this one

[vale star]

I don't specify my age

[cold patio]

you're definitely unc hood

at least early 30s or

[vale star]

[cold patio]

Very late 20s

[crimson copper]

definitely 74

[sage cradle]

Ei3h9³ I kdkfeel rirekej9rrr

Hello guys I'm new

[stuck ibex]

asdf movie sheep

[edgy jay]

thats where its from??

[stuck ibex]

no how should I know where it's from

my mind just went "omg sheep!! beep beep I'm a sheep" and so I said the first thing I thought about

[topaz wren]

well you still have it right

you can join my 2 emote servers to also have them

[lunar oar]

Rainbow is 38

I’m 56

[topaz wren]

[stuck ibex]

rainbows aren't real bro

[fossil phoenix]

imagine mortal kombat mobile esports

[lunar oar]

😭

[topaz wren]

unspeakable horrors I will commit

[fossil phoenix]

lmao

[stuck ibex]

they'd have to lace the participants' seats with deodorant

[topaz wren]

shirai ryuing of 2025

[lunar oar]

Who wanna be the sindel to my shao

[edgy jay]

woah

[lunar oar]

Wait didn’t he um ykw her

[stuck ibex]

who wanna be married without consent??? ME!!

[lunar oar]

Hahahahaha

[fossil phoenix]

sindel aint married to shao tho

[lunar oar]

What ant she brainwashed and all that

[stuck ibex]

he married her and killed her husband I think

[vale star]

I literally just bought it rn💀

[stuck ibex]

yeah mind control or smth like that

[lunar oar]

Are they not married?

[fossil phoenix]

yeah but she got brainwashed

[lunar oar]

Game is game

[fossil phoenix]

gang

[edgy jay]

woah

[stuck ibex]

bro is pushing 50 and is risking jail time for a joke 🙏

[fossil phoenix]

\atleast say sonya to his johhny cage

[lunar oar]

😭

Who wanna be the reptile to my Devorah

[fossil phoenix]

WHAT

[stuck ibex]

everyone wants to be with johnny cage bro

[fossil phoenix]

ngl it aint gay even if u a guy

[stuck ibex]

he could do waybbetter than Sonya tbh

[lunar oar]

Johnny cage could easily kick the average persons head off

[stuck ibex]

johnny should've tried pulling jade ong

[lunar oar]

True

[fossil phoenix]

jade married to kotal kahn no?

[lunar oar]

Idr is that true

[stuck ibex]

she married me

lore accurate trust me

[fossil phoenix]

in the mk10 storyline it shows that

[lunar oar]

Who wanna be the tonya to my rain

[fossil phoenix]

i know because i have the physcial copy of they game

[stuck ibex]

who wanna be the princess tower to my pekka

[fossil phoenix]

bro

[stuck ibex]

I'd swing hard 🔥

[lunar oar]

Who wanna be the laughing joker who Batman’s to my robin

[cold patio]

can I be the mega knight to your canon

[stuck ibex]

sorry mega knight is my #1 opp

[fossil phoenix]

can i be barbarian king to your archer queen

[cold patio]

can I be the pancake to your mini pekka

[stuck ibex]

ofc

[cold patio]

real

[fossil phoenix]

can i be your baloon to your guards

[stuck ibex]

calling anyone an archer queen is insane rizz

[fossil phoenix]

ngl

i might try this

[stuck ibex]

just say u like feet and leave it there atp

[fossil phoenix]

i became barbarian king today for a halloween party

[stuck ibex]

oh nice

[fossil phoenix]

starts like in 3 hours tho

i might do this

[stuck ibex]

I didnt even dress up this Halloween cuz u forgot

[fossil phoenix]

just asking baddies

[cold patio]

@vale star it worked

[stuck ibex]

I had 4 tests in the same week 💀💀

[fossil phoenix]

i had a university exam today

[stuck ibex]

3 were midterms

[fossil phoenix]

midterms in november??

[stuck ibex]

college midterms

[cold patio]

@vale star bro why'd you ban me

[vale star]

Alright well now that that's done

[fossil phoenix]

nice i go to univeristy

[stuck ibex]

I'm gonna work out everyday until next HW and get a sportacus costume

[cold patio]

I demand a retrial

[fossil phoenix]

had an computer science exam today

[crimson copper]

can you be ben 10 to my gwenn

[cold patio]

I dip spicy chips rolls into milk and suck the milk out of them and eat them

[fossil phoenix]

bro

[cold patio]

Ofc my Alabaman

[fossil phoenix]

you look like JasonTheWeen

[cold patio]

I thought he looked like Chuchington

[stuck ibex]

you look like Alexander the great its so crazy

[cold patio]

anyways I had to draw my pfp so people wouldn't think I was Cr1TiKal

PFP situation is crazy

[fossil phoenix]

is that moistcritical

[stuck ibex]

damn u drew that?? it's really good

[fossil phoenix]

aint no way

charlieee

[cold patio]

Ye. Some old geezer actually thought I was Charles

@lean plank LOL

[stuck ibex]

moistcritikal_wastaken 💀💀

[fossil phoenix]

lol

[cold patio]

I even removed his walls and furniture just to add my watermark poster

The purple thing says Den fancily

[stuck ibex]

fire

[cold patio]

D
E
N

[fossil phoenix]

Add it to your bio that you are not moistcritikal

[cold patio]

it's In cursive so I welded it

[fossil phoenix]

or that you are

i dont know

[cold patio]

•Logorrhea
•Professional Yapper
•I AM NOT CHARLES WHITE JUNIOR AND THE OWNER OF MOIST ESPORTS

[vale star]

You know, its one thing to post that. But its literally a public server

[cold patio]

okay so

what's the problem

I have that lodged into my memory

[tardy fulcrum]

den you’re strange

[cold patio]

Say that to me when I'm 78 and I'll recite it perfectly

[cold patio]

Nah, I'm random

[tardy fulcrum]

no you’re strange

[cold patio]

real

[tardy fulcrum]

hi random im dad

[stuck ibex]

doctor strange

from the flash

he's way better in sherlock imo

[cold patio]

Doctor Strange from HDMI

[cold patio]

Specifically HDMI 2

I just realized

If Gary Coleman was president

Barack Obama wouldn't be the 0.5th black president

he'd be 1.5

@vale star do you think my theory is cool

[fossil phoenix]

isnt is 1.0 black why the 0.5

[cold patio]

he's light skinned

That's half the joke

[vale star]

Nah

[fossil phoenix]

wait

[cold patio]

Bro

[fossil phoenix]

obama aint fully black??

[cold patio]

well

debatable

I'm no judge

but he might be haiwai'ian

but Key and Peele think he

so I guess he is.

[cold patio]

wait why not

[crimson copper]

love how ur taking him seriously

[fossil phoenix]

mann

[cold patio]

This is a very serious conversation!!!!!

[fossil phoenix]

nvm man

[crimson copper]

im sorry baby

[cold patio]

safer zarga

[fossil phoenix]

you look like u dont have one fusion X on a diamond character

[cold patio]

I have no fusion x

[fossil phoenix]

Exactly

[cold patio]

none.

[topaz wren]

mkm themed insults real

[cold patio]

I still love you tho

[fossil phoenix]

im good

[cold patio]

You look like a silver card that's not Kenshi or kung Jin

[crimson copper]

hi good

[cold patio]

!!!!

[fossil phoenix]

you look like a non challenger gold card

[topaz wren]

“You look like you can’t beat battle of 185 klassic tower”

[cold patio]

NOXIOUS REPTILE IS PEAK

[vale star]

[cold patio]

calm down unc, that was like 6 months ago

[crimson copper]

now kiss

[cold patio]

Chill

[vale star]

[cold patio]

REAL!

[topaz wren]

there’s no inbetween

[vale star]

No one read that emote name

[fossil phoenix]

imagine not having fusion X

[topaz wren]

it’s either you’re an unc or “nah blud was born after the fidget spinner”

[cold patio]

herogasm

[fossil phoenix]

Yo

[crimson copper]

😔

[cold patio]

is a comic in The Boys universe by the same writer

[fossil phoenix]

😑

[crimson copper]

buy me something in mkm father

[crimson copper]

@fossil phoenix ❤️❤️❤️

[fossil phoenix]

im just a broke 18 year old what do you want from me

[crimson copper]

ur love

[fossil phoenix]

gang

[topaz wren]

alright bruh

pack it up

[fossil phoenix]

lock in

t up

[topaz wren]

back to the krypt dungeons

[fossil phoenix]

hello no

[topaz wren]

the kombatants yearn for the dragon krystals

[fossil phoenix]

krypt is the worst thing u can do

[topaz wren]

*absolute best

devote your soul to it

wait this season sucks

[fossil phoenix]

IM NOT GOING TO PLAY FOR 2 HOURS JUST TO LOSE IN ELDER MODE NO

[topaz wren]

don’t do it

[fossil phoenix]

CANT EVEN GET PAST THE FIRST FLOOR

[topaz wren]

i love elder mode i love elder move i love maxed tower epics and rares battles + kameos

[crimson copper]

l

[cold patio]

not now

[fossil phoenix]

Ngl klassic scorpion kameo is the best kameo

[topaz wren]

I forget it’s a luxury to not suffer in elder mode

[crimson copper]

😏

[topaz wren]

you guys must have it rough

[crimson copper]

i can play elder with my eyes closed

[fossil phoenix]

i can play elder in my dreams

i had a dream where i beat elder yesterday

[crimson copper]

i have a dream

[fossil phoenix]

i used mileena then after the dungeon she rewarded me

[topaz wren]

with what

[crimson copper]

rewarded u like the good boy u are

[fossil phoenix]

with gear ofcourse

[topaz wren]

ah I see

[cold patio]

Bro Dhar Mann just copied 8 Mile

"BULLY DOESN'T KNOW POOR KID IS RAP GOD" IS CRAZY

[fossil phoenix]

guys i have to go to a party tonight and theres this chinese/norweigian baddie going there and im dressed as barbarian king what should i do

what do asians like

[crimson copper]

why are you watching a dhar mann video

[cold patio]

Siege her wall like you a mongol

[topaz wren]

uh, honor?

[crimson copper]

stay at home dont talk to people the next day go into the mountains train like a monk

[cold patio]

I saw the thumbnail

[fossil phoenix]

for GLORY!

[cold patio]

I didn't watch it

[crimson copper]

dogs

bring dogs

[fossil phoenix]

friendly fire

can u snd gifs here

send

[topaz wren]

[crimson copper]

let me read

[fossil phoenix]

you know u gotta take a shower when the excalibur is a diffrent color than your skintone

[topaz wren]

man what happened to the den who couldn’t even beat sun god kotal kahn in battle mode

times were simpler

[cold patio]

he shed his shell

[cold patio]

it was silver I think

[topaz wren]

among other things apparently

[fossil phoenix]

thank god no one saw my message

[cold patio]

you sure about that

[topaz wren]

well I saw it but I just dont wanna acknowledge it

[crimson copper]

I'm lost

I'M FADED

[fossil phoenix]

bro you said that twice now

[stuck ibex]

🔥

[fossil phoenix]

and it got deleted

[topaz wren]

you are not a 2008 roblox tycoon

[fossil phoenix]

PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG

[crimson copper]

but

[cold patio]

bro thinks I'm trump

[crimson copper]

😔

[cold patio]

I don't think tycoons were in 2008 Roblox, it was just PVP

[stuck ibex]

we all love a whopper am I right

[cold patio]

tycoons came in like

[fossil phoenix]

there wasnt

[cold patio]

2014

[fossil phoenix]

tycoons came in like 2014

[cold patio]

BRO

[fossil phoenix]

aint no way

[cold patio]

I had a That's So Raven vision

[stuck ibex]

I came before tycoons 👹

[crimson copper]

i came

[fossil phoenix]

this has 2 meaning

[topaz wren]

bread factory tycoon in january 2008

you can literally look it up

[cold patio]

nah

[topaz wren]

most super old ones are in 2008

[stuck ibex]

child labour tycoon 🙏

[cold patio]

Fake news

[fossil phoenix]

it wasnt a tycoon

[crimson copper]

how was the slaves were back then?

[fossil phoenix]

i get what your saying

[stuck ibex]

before roblox tycoons we just had kids being underpaid in the workforce

[cold patio]

That was 1901

[stuck ibex]

roblox doesn't even pay them, they cracked the code

[topaz wren]

underpaid, to unpaid, genius evolution

[crimson copper]

[stuck ibex]

the kids love unpaid labour

[fossil phoenix]

this was another game but the owner changed it to a tycoon

[topaz wren]

exactly why minecraft was so popular

[stuck ibex]

minecraft was popular because all the predators were attractive

[cold patio]

Erm, did you say was?

[topaz wren]

[fossil phoenix]

i know this because it was apart of a myth back in 2021 and i was a degenerate and investigated myths in roblox

[topaz wren]

that can’t be degenerate level

[cold patio]

Were you a sad clown

[topaz wren]

some roblox myths are interesting

[fossil phoenix]

yeah

[stuck ibex]

I still play roblox from time to time 🤷🏻‍♂️

[cold patio]

so you were a sad clown

I remember watching a video of this guy interviewing small Roblox myths

And it had a sad clown

[fossil phoenix]

myths stopped being athing in roblox because like 80 percent of myths were made / helped made by 1 guy and that guy came out to be a PDF file

[cold patio]

Yeah the guy who owns the group

[fossil phoenix]

yup

[cold patio]

The myth hunter group (not jokerkid)

[stuck ibex]

shocking absolutely nobody

[fossil phoenix]

yeah

[topaz wren]

it’s one of those like guilty pleasure games, one moment you think “ew that’s for little kids” and the next second you’re browsing a bunch of random nonsense with your friends while havin a good time

[cold patio]

were you in a video cause I vividly remember a sad clown

[fossil phoenix]

dont get me wrong, some roblox games are absolute bangers

[stuck ibex]

I be saying some insane slurs while playing saber showdown ngl

[cold patio]

not G0Z

[crimson copper]

we got so much in common

[topaz wren]

yuh

[fossil phoenix]

ive been in a myth video yeah

[stuck ibex]

literally only brick bronze was a banger, every other roblox game reaches "good" tier at best

[stuck ibex]

leave some ladies for us my guy

[cold patio]

WOAH

YANKEE WITH NO BRIM

LEAVE SOME HOOTERS COOTER FOR THE REST OF US MY GUY

[stuck ibex]

-800 aura

[fossil phoenix]

sorry man i was just playing on my $40,000 setup in my $200,000 tesla silly 6'4 me

[topaz wren]

nuh uh work at a pizza place is peak, one could even call it work at a peakza place

[topaz wren]

they’re after me

I had to say it

[cold patio]

STOP RUNNING.

[stuck ibex]

work at a pizza place lowkey sucks 🙏

[cold patio]

pick up the phone chess

[topaz wren]

yea when you’re not cooking the customers

[fossil phoenix]

i had my first job in that game

[cold patio]

Or making rat pizza

[stuck ibex]

evade is fun with friends

[cold patio]

Why are we bonding over Roblox

[topaz wren]

also true

[fossil phoenix]

lol me and my sister used to be managers and give bonuses to ourselves

[cold patio]

Can we go back to arguing

[stuck ibex]

jailbreak is sometimes fun

[fossil phoenix]

have yall heard of prison break

[topaz wren]

mkm divides, roblox unites

[stuck ibex]

superhero/superpower tycoons are probably the most fun games with friends

[topaz wren]

speaking of which

[devout hornet]

Yes

[topaz wren]

I remember when this was an mkm server

[fossil phoenix]

my man

[stuck ibex]

yeah the super boring version of JB

[topaz wren]

[fossil phoenix]

it was the OG jailbreak

[stuck ibex]

ye but it sucked tho

JB copied it and improved it tenfold

[fossil phoenix]

i mean jailbreak was p2w so i never played that much

[stuck ibex]

fair

[crimson copper]

did u guys also had a crush on johnny bravo?

[stuck ibex]

no tf

[fossil phoenix]

what if we all just played roblox together

[stuck ibex]

I had a crush on kai from ninjago, like every other normal person

[stuck ibex]

great idea

[crimson copper]

oh yeah he kinda hot

[fossil phoenix]

but i am not picking the game

you are

[crimson copper]

i also like zuko from avatar

[stuck ibex]

there's a whole scene in season 3 of him rizzing up a girl

[crimson copper]

he so hot

[stuck ibex]

agree to disagree

[crimson copper]

maybe in another universe i was that girl

[stuck ibex]

one can dream

hottest man in cartoons is probably ben 10k

[cold patio]

Dude Kai is dope

[cold patio]

What about Den 10

[crimson copper]

nah

[stuck ibex]

ur the hottest irl

[cold patio]

Ty bb

[crimson copper]

the hotest one gotta be the handy manny's hammer

[nimble oriole]

[crimson copper]

oh yeah

im og crush was the dog from courage the cowardly dog

he hot ash

[stuck ibex]

this mf tweakin

ben 10,000 is HOT

[crimson copper]

maybe when he transforms sure

[thorn void]

Hello

[fossil phoenix]

if i was mod i would ip ban you right now

[thorn void]

Me

[fossil phoenix]

Nah

[thorn void]

Oh ok

[fossil phoenix]

Myself

[thorn void]

Why bro

[cold patio]

yeah we type to ourselves cause WE'RE CRAZY

[thorn void]

Oh

[cold patio]

THE MODS TELL US TO SLIT OUR WRISTS

LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN

I'm just joshin ya

[thorn void]

Nah

[fossil phoenix]

what if life is just a roblox myth

[cold patio]

Life.. is Roblox.
-DJ Khaled

He actually said it, he meant roadblocks but same thing

Look it up

[fossil phoenix]

it was because he was in a roblox promo event

[thorn void]

I need help in getting the Noob saibot darkest knight because when I was playing PvP somebody killed me using him

[fossil phoenix]

pvp?

[thorn void]

Fiction wars

[fossil phoenix]

tf theres pvp in the game?

u mean faction

[thorn void]

Sorry function wars

[fossil phoenix]

gang 😭

[thorn void]

I call them fun

Beacues I always break my phone when I loes

[tardy fulcrum]

uhhhhhhh

[cunning hazel]

why...

[thorn void]

I never give up

[hearty copper]

ok baddie

[topaz wren]

never give up never what

[hearty copper]

give it uppppppp u cant win

[thorn void]

Never give up

[tardy fulcrum]

^ this

[thorn void]

Guys

[cunning hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-tails-knuckles-freaky-gif-12830799583270855342

[hearty copper]

fr

[tardy fulcrum]

also heyy

[thorn void]

If it was possible for me to send vids on this group I would send u my game play

[hearty copper]

suppp

[cunning hazel]

send in dms

[thorn void]

Ok

[fossil phoenix]

u can send in kollection

[tardy fulcrum]

nothin much you?

[hearty copper]

good hbuuu

[tardy fulcrum]

o im doing amazing

opened a jason pack on mkm i didn’t get him

[hearty copper]

aw its ok

[tardy fulcrum]

true

[cold patio]

guys nerf boss kotal kahn

[cunning hazel]

should i try my luck and open 4 begginers pack with dragon crystals for scorpion or sub zero duplicates

[cold patio]

doesn't matter, always open beginner packs

You get a scorpion just for opening 50

so ye

[cunning hazel]

already have hive but

[cold patio]

ye

[cunning hazel]

i dont mind getting him 1 more time

[thorn void]

Today I got onsulght Fijin

[cold patio]

but you can get a fusion so ye

[cunning hazel]

atleast

[cold patio]

Congrats bro

[hearty copper]

dont need him fr

[thorn void]

Thanks bro

[fossil phoenix]

can we all agree kl liu kang is the strongest card

[thorn void]

No

[cold patio]

debatable, but he's up there for sure

[fossil phoenix]

if you say klassic rain you are getting blocked btw

[cunning hazel]

real

[cold patio]

In terms of strength it's definitely mk11 scorp cause he gives himself lethals with his passive I think

[cold patio]

I'm so proud of you...

REAL GANG HAS A NEW MEMBER!

[fossil phoenix]

liu kang counters mk11

[cold patio]

@sage cradle @thorny vigil

[cold patio]

I said in terms of strength dimwit

[cunning hazel]

i got scammed

[fossil phoenix]

i dont care

[cunning hazel]

4 packs full of

[cold patio]

if you're strong enough anything counters anything

[fossil phoenix]

also mk11 scorp bad against bosses

[cold patio]

scourge baraka

[cold patio]

he's not, he still do damage without dots lol

[thorn void]

I prefer lu kang with Kabla and noobsaibot with kemo subzero

[cold patio]

but okie

[fossil phoenix]

isnt kl liukang, raiden and reptile the best team right now?

[cunning hazel]

nope i got cryomancer sub zero thunder god raiden spectical ermac and pyromancer tanya

[cold patio]

they're pretty good

[cold patio]

Pyro tanya is op

[fossil phoenix]

thats what thefaction war meta is right now

[cunning hazel]

i though its mk11 scorp sub zero and lui kang the best

[cold patio]

If you have a dot team she 10x the DOTs

[fossil phoenix]

no bcs mk11 get counters against liu kang so ppl dont use him in faction war

[cunning hazel]

i mean i have scorp so

[pale cipher]

Only 10x with scorpion because fire dot stacks.. Paying attention to passives is soo important for pairing lol

Like whoever decided to pair up pyro tanya and mk1q scorpion was a mad man

[cunning hazel]

u mean by time or dmg?

[pale cipher]

Damage

[cunning hazel]

damn

[tardy fulcrum]

:( but i want him

[cunning hazel]

i might use her in my team

[hearty copper]

there there

[pale cipher]

She allows 1 fire dot shes still good in dot teams because most dot teams are martial artist or outwork

@tardy fulcrum get who?

[cunning hazel]

my whole team is mortal artists...

[pale cipher]

Pyro tanya will make it very good

[hearty copper]

nightmare jason bestie

[pale cipher]

Do. You know what a dot team is?

[cunning hazel]

tbh im still getting into mkm

[pale cipher]

Only a kollectors work.

[cunning hazel]

started like 2-3 weeks

[pale cipher]

Do. You refresh krypt everyday for the 5 free dk+

[cunning hazel]

yes

[pale cipher]

I bet you could do a normal krypt tho

[tardy fulcrum]

jason

[cunning hazel]

nah my gold and silvers not that lvled up

[fossil phoenix]

whats best krypt team?

[cunning hazel]

idk but i might become
uncle scrooge

[tardy fulcrum]

only 5?

[hearty copper]

oop

[tardy fulcrum]

@tardy geode

[fossil phoenix]

@tardy geode

[cunning hazel]

ye when u share

it gives u 5 dk

[fossil phoenix]

RIP BOZO😂 🙏

[hearty copper]

.

[tardy fulcrum]

uhh

[crimson copper]

who was it

n what

[fossil phoenix]

guess you will never know 🫵 😂

[pale cipher]

5 for beginners ofx

[cunning hazel]

we can get more from the krypt???

[pale cipher]

Yes with doing it throughly

Badges give dks and so do the junk box

[cunning hazel]

alr so i need like 5-6 duplicates of scorp and sub zero to do the krypt and get sum dks

btw is Kold Sonya Blade decent

[pale cipher]

Normal krypt is easy6..

F2 golds can do it.

[cunning hazel]

im doing hard only ;-;

[cunning hazel]

what lvl?

cuz i have some golds that are f2

nvm i only have 1 f2 and 4 f1s ;-;

[stuck ibex]

wait what?

u mean f2 golds with fx gear or what

cuz I was told u need f4 or above for krypt

[cunning hazel]

he said for normal

[stuck ibex]

yeh I'm talking about normal

[cunning hazel]

lel ima try with 1 f1 gold lvl 35 and 2 f4 lvl 20 to 25

[stuck ibex]

my only f4 is cryomancer still

I have f2 klassic smoke tho

what r the best golds for krypt?

[cunning hazel]

damn i win a battle with my lame cards

[thorny vigil]

Hm?

[cunning hazel]

ye i think its duable with f2 golds but they have to be high lvl

[opal olive]

normal krpyt is doable with those fusions

hard can be done with f5s and some boosts

may need to revive though

[stuck ibex]

o damn

[stuck ibex]

I thought it was f4 for normal

what should I use in normal krypt?

[fallen obsidian]

Guys is F2 gold Kitana worth getting

[stuck ibex]

don't think so

[opal olive]

not the best gold, mainly only used for support

[fallen obsidian]

Then should I spend my time on challenges for her

[cunning hazel]

im doing hard with mk11 scrop sub zero and lui kang and still could do the 1st fight

[thorny vigil]

For kollection

[fallen obsidian]

She's on challenge rn

[opal olive]

no harm in doing it

[cunning hazel]

is ninjitsu scorp good? or decent atleast?

[stuck ibex]

I think shang and jade are good substitutes for sub0

[thorny vigil]

1st fight is crzy

[stuck ibex]

imo no

inferno is better iirc

[pale cipher]

Obviously you can bro.. F2 golds are almost the same strength as the hard battles ( the spikey logo ones)

[fallen obsidian]

The tower?

[stuck ibex]

also if u need a gold scorpion use hanzo or klassic

they're WAY better