💬-general

[carmine coral]

I added it:)

[fallen obsidian]

Guys which one is better mk 11 scorpion or the darkest knight noob saibot?

[worn stratus]

Don't care +answer

[carmine coral]

Ok

[woven latch]

Knight

[carmine coral]

MK11 fs

[sage cradle]

there was a dude in 2020 named "JustinY" on YouTube, he used to comment on every video existed on the platform, dude was funny af, likes his comments were everywhere

[fallen obsidian]

Ok now who do I believe

[woven latch]

Me

[carmine coral]

Whoever u want to:D

[fallen obsidian]

Why is noob saibot better

Or why is mk 11 scorpion better

[woven latch]

Read dark knights passive real quick

His passive pretty much gives you a free revive if you build up his clone ability

[carmine coral]

Burn

[worn stratus]

Bro ICM Kord answer

[woven latch]

And can’t get smacked by a tag in attack

[carmine coral]

How bout both?

[sage cradle]

Bro had to say his full government name

[worn stratus]

No

[carmine coral]

Of what?

[hearty copper]

justin bieber obsessed with some1

[sage cradle]

Lollll

[woven latch]

Scorp is better

Unless it’s dk noob

[worn stratus]

Shut your damn mouth

[carmine coral]

Ight

[hearty copper]

oop

[sage cradle]

Aye aye aye 😂

[woven latch]

Someone’s pissy

[stuck ibex]

scorp still better

[hearty copper]

damn justin out for blood yall

[woven latch]

Not at all

[stuck ibex]

scorp SOLOS

[worn stratus]

Yo you wanna go

[woven latch]

Sure

[woven latch]

Unless it’s dk noob.

[stuck ibex]

mk11 scorpion makes noob lick him like a lollipop after mopping the floor with him

he's simply goated

[carmine coral]

Wait who?

[woven latch]

Aight so why we bringing gay shi in the mkm universe

[stuck ibex]

acting like half the characters aren't drake level zesty

[woven latch]

They aren’t

[worn stratus]

I swear I will sent you to next week

[woven latch]

Sure sure whatever you say bch boy

[hearty copper]

oop

[stuck ibex]

rain and reptile attack like they just came out the bedroom unable to stand right

[woven latch]

You must like to get dominated don’t you

[sage cradle]

🍿

[carmine coral]

Shut yo bch ass up Ong ur getting annoying asf

[hearty copper]

damnnnn

[woven latch]

Reptile yeah

[stuck ibex]

rain too lmao

[sage cradle]

Saurian : I'm safe

[carmine coral]

Mb Justin I didn’t mean it srry

[stuck ibex]

saurian is the one giving them backshots

[woven latch]

Well that’s a lie.

[sage cradle]

Ew

[hearty copper]

fr

[carmine coral]

It ain’t

[woven latch]

Well that’s boring

[carmine coral]

I didn’t mean it my ark instincts just turned on so yuh

[woven latch]

If this was in a different server I would tell him to burn himself

[sage cradle]

Wild

[stuck ibex]

ur more respectful here??

[carmine coral]

If this was a ark serv tho

[woven latch]

Somewhat

[carmine coral]

Yuh

[stuck ibex]

bro mkm is the only server I say this typa sh

every other server has MUCH less openness to toxicity

[carmine coral]

If u want a toxic serv Ong I’ll send u one I’m in fr

[woven latch]

Poor you. I remember a server where I could say anything and not get banned but it got routed out by the owner being a pedophile or some shi

[stuck ibex]

toxic fun or toxic as in straight up harassment

[carmine coral]

This mk mob serv is nothing

[hearty copper]

is the one i inv u to alg or nah

[carmine coral]

Both

[stuck ibex]

what server is that?

[woven latch]

Uh sosikyu

[stuck ibex]

damn

[woven latch]

It’s some random mf

[stuck ibex]

i used to be in BSU

the owner was a pedo and all the mods and admins were underage egirls

[sage cradle]

Toxic servers? Wow

I ain't heard of that

[stuck ibex]

the girls literally harassed me and told me to end it multiple times and he didn't do anything 😭

[hearty copper]

dont u know that ur toxiccccc

[carmine coral]

I ain’t toxic fr

[hearty copper]

im calling, a guy like u should wear a warningggg

[sage cradle]

Idk if I'll can be stable on such servers

[woven latch]

You listen to music abit too much

[carmine coral]

Believe in u noc

[hearty copper]

aw

[thorny vigil]

Real

[woven latch]

Why be stable that ruins the fun of a toxic server

[hearty copper]

donnny hayyyyyyyyyy

[thorny vigil]

Wsggggggg

[carmine coral]

I listen to music in my sleep and I ain’t like her fr

[stuck ibex]

his gf was ALSO a pedo and she took advantage of all the mods there 😭

[sage cradle]

Toxic servers are fun?

[thorny vigil]

Bro might be me?

[woven latch]

Fck yeah they are

[hearty copper]

hes a copycat

[sage cradle]

Oh

[stuck ibex]

depends

[hearty copper]

hows it goinggg

[carmine coral]

Nuhuh I’ve been doing this for years fr fr

[thorny vigil]

Ohh lmaoo😭

[stuck ibex]

if u say stupid sh as a joke, like on mkm its kinda fun

[hearty copper]

mhm sure

[carmine coral]

I have it full blast all night long

[hearty copper]

yea dont believe him

[carmine coral]

On headphones

[thorny vigil]

Not bad ig hbuu?

[sage cradle]

U created yo acc like this year 😭

Heyy donny

[hearty copper]

nm

[carmine coral]

I said listening to music in my sleep tho

[stuck ibex]

70% of servers I've been in were toxic but it was ppl harassing me and then mods blaming me for it

[sage cradle]

Mb

[carmine coral]

I harass mods everyday😭😭😭

[carmine coral]

Dw bout it not ur fault

[opal olive]

nmt160 is annoying as hell

[woven latch]

Easy

[opal olive]

mk11 raiden ai always tweaking

[stuck ibex]

one time I said I disliked a character in a game, got death threats, and then the mod muted me

[opal olive]

i know i just cant 1 shot it

[carmine coral]

I told a mod nvm ima get banned from this serv

[stuck ibex]

official game server btw

[sage cradle]

I'm happy I only joined 3 servers

[stuck ibex]

cool, I'm in a bunch mostly for update info on games

[carmine coral]

Nice

I’m in like 30 or some like that

[woven latch]

Why not

[stuck ibex]

i made my own server for me and my friends but kinda dead 😔

[sage cradle]

Mkm, io server and den server are the only server I'm on

[opal olive]

resurrection, and im unlucky with death mark technique

[woven latch]

I regret making mine. It’s just a waste of space now

[stuck ibex]

peak

[sage cradle]

Aw why

[woven latch]

Fck you mean why. Its pretty obvious

[sage cradle]

What happend?

[stuck ibex]

I made a set server for a fake pokemon game to help people form strategies since I'm him, but I retired now

[opal olive]

still getting nmt200 done tomorrow thought

[woven latch]

Doubt

[carmine coral]

I’m still confused what nmt200 means

[stuck ibex]

heat

[woven latch]

Nightmare tower 200

[sage cradle]

Io there's nothing wrong with yo server

[opal olive]

this my 5th round dawg its not that hard

[carmine coral]

Ohh mb bro

[woven latch]

And you can’t get past 160????????

[opal olive]

bro I SAID I CANT ONE SHOT IT

[sage cradle]

Might be my 4th ig u invite u dummy

[woven latch]

BRO JUST ONE SHOT IT

[opal olive]

resurrection just wastes time

so it takes 2

[woven latch]

Brut

[sage cradle]

Heyyy mcx

[opal olive]

[stuck ibex]

u can join if u like, its not rlly anything related but most my friends are from roblox back when I played

[woven latch]

Inv me ima say some toxic shi

[opal olive]

yeah for next round i will

[sage cradle]

U never fail to make me giggle lmao

[stuck ibex]

I'll respectfully decline 🙏

[sage cradle]

Invite.

[woven latch]

Why

The best way to make people talk is to make them mad

[worn stratus]

I got humbled

[sage cradle]

Justin's bacj

[woven latch]

Ya we know now stfu

[sage cradle]

Could have said it better...

[woven latch]

Don’t care

[opal olive]

are yall hyped for elder wind tower

[stuck ibex]

yeah but then they feel bad, it's not worth it and it's not like engagement makes me money

[opal olive]

im dumping all my dks in equip packs

[woven latch]

I need ceremonial pipe that’s it

[worn stratus]

My bad

[sage cradle]

Is ok

[opal olive]

me too

only epic im missing

[stuck ibex]

I'd give u the pipe

[woven latch]

Watch me still not steal shi even with 70%

[woven latch]

Say that again and i will cut ur dck off and feed it to my dogs while i watch them eat you alive

[hearty copper]

gimme the extras

[hearty copper]

mods get him!

[sage cradle]

Educate me on the pipe guys

[woven latch]

Why

[opal olive]

70% chance to steal enemy buffs

[hearty copper]

i love saving proof

[woven latch]

For what

[opal olive]

so enemy shields will basically be useless

[sage cradle]

IO man take a break like me, fine your inner real person

[hearty copper]

that aint gonna work for him

[woven latch]

Fck that it’s a waste of time

[stuck ibex]

threaten me again and I'm gouging ur eyeballs out with a broken tip pencil and shoving them in ur ahh so u can see how full of sht you are

[hearty copper]

damnnn

[hearty copper]

gagged himm

[sage cradle]

😔

[stuck ibex]

I have my brutality gear equipped lil bro, stay safe

[woven latch]

Touch me and I will cut ur neck open put a straw through ur neck leading to ur mouth so you can taste ur own blood while i shove another straw up ur ass and while all that happens I make you watch cocomelon

[sage cradle]

I realised I don't get annoyed why these weird convos anymore

[stuck ibex]

you're becoming one of us

[glass haven]

bro mustve felt like an anime character after typing that

[opal olive]

they need to throw these mfs in arkham asylum

[woven latch]

I have my fatality gear equipped

Wait till I play alien just wait

[sage cradle]

🤣🤣🤣

[sage cradle]

STOPPPPPP

[stuck ibex]

mf u got nothing equipped 😭😭

[woven latch]

Bro has not played mkx

[stuck ibex]

that insult was as bad as ur bed game

[sage cradle]

Bro mcx u funny

[dense pulsar]

Good morning

[woven latch]

Get on my bed and I’ll show you bed game

[opal olive]

tf is fatality gear dawg

[hearty copper]

hes doodoo

[woven latch]

No it’s just brutality with more blood

[opal olive]

thx bro

[radiant wren]

I find that hard to believe coming from someone named “lightning_god_yoroichi”

[stuck ibex]

its probably so slimey it does damage when u get on it just like reptile

[sage cradle]

IO u need a break fr

[hearty copper]

LOLLLL

[radiant wren]

I could be tripping tho 😭😂

[woven latch]

Bro have you not watched bleach?

[stuck ibex]

isn't fatality the xray 💀💀

[sage cradle]

Why everyone's cooking IO 😭

[woven latch]

Of course of course

[radiant wren]

I have, but clearly you ignored what I said

[stuck ibex]

he started it

[woven latch]

Ok then you know how much speed she has

[hearty copper]

the number 1 scapegoat

[sage cradle]

He got jumped for a sec

[stuck ibex]

he messed with the bull and got the long stiff horn

[radiant wren]

Buddy, that’s irrelevant. The reason I brought it up was because you made a threat while you CHOSE the name “lightning_god”

I’m sorry bro but no mfer named lightning_god would even hurt a fly.

[hearty copper]

he thought he did smth fr

[opal olive]

is it the yoruichi from bleach?

[radiant wren]

That’s what I’m saying, someone take his dell keyboard away, he’s acting up

[opal olive]

cause if so valid but

[hearty copper]

HAHAHAHA

[stuck ibex]

yeah the one on the green website

[radiant wren]

I gotta stop 😭😭

[hearty copper]

u cooking him a bit too much

[opal olive]

the what

[sage cradle]

BRO IM DEAD😂 NOW STOPP

[radiant wren]

He’s almost well done atp

[hearty copper]

left the oven on high heat

[stuck ibex]

sorry to inform u but he ain't acting 😭😭

[radiant wren]

Lollll

[radiant wren]

That’s concerning

[stuck ibex]

@woven latch sorry bro, I didn't mean to flame u like that its just reflex 🙏

pls forgive me

[sage cradle]

Character development is real

[opal olive]

redemption arc incoming

[hearty copper]

and then he was gone...

[radiant wren]

No, it was just his bedtime

[stuck ibex]

he blocked me 😭

[hearty copper]

uh huh

[radiant wren]

Blocking on discord in 2024 is crazy work

[stuck ibex]

nvm he left server

💀💀💀

[sage cradle]

WTF

[radiant wren]

LMAO

[hearty copper]

how do u know

[radiant wren]

you can’t make this up 😂😂

[sage cradle]

IO

[hearty copper]

@woven latch

we can still @ him tho

[sage cradle]

Only for a while

[hearty copper]

oop

[opal olive]

hes still in it

prob did get blocked tho

i think i did too?

[radiant wren]

He deadass blocked you?

[stuck ibex]

idk, it showed him not in it

[hearty copper]

if it has that ! next to their name means ur blocked or they blocked u

idk

[opal olive]

hes still a mutual in the server

[opal olive]

yeah i did then

[hearty copper]

yea it has that for me asw

[radiant wren]

Bro if IO blocked me I’d be so sad, he’s such a cool guy!

Idk if I’d have the will to live anymore ngl

[stuck ibex]

it says 0 mutual servers

[hearty copper]

for u prob

[opal olive]

i guess ill just

[sage cradle]

How long yall are friends

[stuck ibex]

nah I can dm him cuz I sent friend req

[hearty copper]

well it still says hes here

[carmine coral]

I’m back

[hearty copper]

idek atp

lets move on

[radiant wren]

Im being satire

[carmine coral]

GODAMN IM BOUTTA PEE MY SELF

[hearty copper]

...

[stuck ibex]

I'm about to pee urine

[hearty copper]

side eye

[opal olive]

[sage cradle]

Chat if yall wanna pee just go and pee, unnecessary info fr

[stuck ibex]

I will go to the bathroom now 😎

[carmine coral]

Yuh u right mb

[hearty copper]

do u still remember that time LOL

[opal olive]

which time

[sage cradle]

That time when u tried that emoji

[radiant wren]

Why are yall so chill compared to the Reddit

Too many cry babies on there

[opal olive]

reddit is full of tweakers

[stuck ibex]

redditors are clowns

[hearty copper]

me trying to copy and paste that emoji LOL

[sage cradle]

How bad?

[opal olive]

oh yeah

[stuck ibex]

brawl stars subreddit literally whines about free stuff being added 😭😭

[hearty copper]

:sideeye:

[radiant wren]

It’s horrible, they flame anyone who has even bought the pass calling them “whales”

[hearty copper]

LOL

[opal olive]

they be complaining about getting 0 diamonds in pakcs with 10% chance

like what!

[radiant wren]

That’s what I’m saying bro

Euthanize them.

[stuck ibex]

insane

[sage cradle]

Lollll

[stuck ibex]

me after getting 4 diamonds from 35 beginner packs 🥳🥳

[opal olive]

thats just bad luck at that point my brother

[sage cradle]

Bro do 3 pulls

[stuck ibex]

redditors when the 1% diamond chance only gives them 70 diamonds in a row 😡

[radiant wren]

I told sum kid on Reddit who said it’s impossible to get more than 15 DK a day that I get upwards to 200. He then called me a hacker and said he’ll get me banned 💀💀

And I got like 10 downvotes for just stating the truth

[stuck ibex]

lmfao

[sage cradle]

Aint no way

So reddit has immature audience too wow

[stuck ibex]

reddit is insanely immature

I dont use the mkm subreddit but the brawl stars one is straight up cancer to the game

[radiant wren]

I’d be surprised if the entirety of the mk mobile Reddit together has more than an iq of 50.

Just a bunch of children who cry 24-7

[carmine coral]

I got over 50 iq fr

[stuck ibex]

they literally complain about free stuff being added because they have it and don't gain from the freebie 😭

[sage cradle]

Thts why discord my only social.

[radiant wren]

You’re an outlier.

[stuck ibex]

I got 1 iq cuz im #1 🔥🔥🔥

[hearty copper]

uh huh

[radiant wren]

🔥🔥🔥

[opal olive]

[carmine coral]

Doxxing pedophiles cyber bullying sex drugs and hella more in discord

[opal olive]

discord is horrible

literally any social media is ngl in the grand scope of things

[stuck ibex]

true, but it's good if ur one of those people ig lmao

[vale star]

Free durk is wild 😭

[carmine coral]

I ain’t tho

[opal olive]

ong bro is not being freed

[radiant wren]

Bro I can’t lie I been listening to durk since 2016 and they need to free him

[opal olive]

keep him there

[hearty copper]

uh...

[radiant wren]

Uhh

[vale star]

[stuck ibex]

free mk11 scorpion pls

[hearty copper]

nope

[radiant wren]

Surprised someone knows who tf durk is tho

[vale star]

Nah bro hiring a hit is wild 😭

[radiant wren]

RESPECT.

[radiant wren]

Fr lmao, I think he’s cooked 😭😭

[vale star]

My skin color gives me information 😂

[radiant wren]

😭😭😭

[opal olive]

bro tried to flee he is burnt to ashes

[radiant wren]

He tried fleeing and got caught, that’s crazy

Take @opal olive and free durk

[sage cradle]

I didn't get to see that side of discord yet

[hearty copper]

oop

[hearty copper]

check dms

[stuck ibex]

insane trade

[radiant wren]

or take @hearty copper and free durk

1 for 1.

[vale star]

I am actually having a heat stroke in my room 💀

[hearty copper]

take urself in

[opal olive]

they gon trade me for a russian weapons trafficker like they did for that wnba player trust

[carmine coral]

Good I hope it keeps it like that for u bro keep safe and gl ima dip

[sage cradle]

Bye 👋

[radiant wren]

If I had the chance to trade my freedom for durk I would

No diddy

[stuck ibex]

double the sentence and give it to @radiant wren

[vale star]

No u wouldn't 😂

[hearty copper]

fr

[radiant wren]

No doubles allowed, that’s cheating

[vale star]

Bro I know if you had a life sentence you'd be singing to them police 🤣

[radiant wren]

LMAOOO U NOT WRONG AHAHA

I’m deaddd 😂😂😂

[stuck ibex]

anime fan in classroom setting type sh

[sage cradle]

😭

[opal olive]

they give him a happy meal during interrogation and everybody getting locked up

[vale star]

😂

[radiant wren]

LOL I seen that

[stuck ibex]

getting a HAPPY meal in prison is rough 💀💀

[opal olive]

[sage cradle]

🤣

[hearty copper]

give me some fries

[radiant wren]

OTF Jam sold out his bros in exchange for a Big Mac and medium fry

[waxen meadow]

Idk if I can get 14k hearts in 6 days

[vale star]

Nah if I were getting life bro I'ma snitch so much I get room service 🤣

[radiant wren]

LOL

[stuck ibex]

SHOUTOUT TO ZA BELGIANS

[hearty copper]

and a uhhhhh quater pounder

[radiant wren]

Yall funny asl, I could kick it with yall 😭

[opal olive]

real as hell

[hearty copper]

oohhhh and a grimace shake too cuz y not

[vale star]

Fr 😂

[stuck ibex]

okay my friend come to za back, I give you somesing bettar

[hearty copper]

NUH UH

[sage cradle]

U just joined the sever in the right time my friend 😀

Mostly there's only beef here

[radiant wren]

That’s what I’m saying 😂😂

[stuck ibex]

Liu Kang soundin ahh

[hearty copper]

LOLLLLL

[dense pulsar]

Ok

[hearty copper]

not the reference

[stuck ibex]

r u above 18

[radiant wren]

Bro got straight to the point 💀💀

[hearty copper]

he tryna get backshots in

[stuck ibex]

gotta scope in before I shoot my shot 😼

[dense pulsar]

*sigh

[sage cradle]

No way u too saying such stuff

[vale star]

HUH

[dense pulsar]

Yes I am

[hearty copper]

he said it not me

[hearty copper]

nothing

[stuck ibex]

nice, if ur pfp is u it looks nice ig

[near badge]

hi mortal ckomatbans

[sage cradle]

Someone's shooting their shoot

[stuck ibex]

I'm joking though I'm in a relationship and it's very serious

[hearty copper]

WOAH

[vale star]

I guess is wild 😭

[stuck ibex]

mk11 scorpion is my one true love

[sage cradle]

Let him shoot his shot

[hearty copper]

burnt, and another case was set on the news

[opal olive]

cooked and gave us food poisoning

[hearty copper]

LOL

[vale star]

I'ma shoot my shot like Russell Westbrook 💀

[stuck ibex]

this my 2nd time ever flirting to a girl 😭

[near badge]

why

[hearty copper]

cooked and got a gordan ramsay comment "saying AHHHHHHHHHHH"

[stuck ibex]

cuz my first time she said she's Muslim and can't date, so now I'm big sad

[radiant wren]

bro 💀

[near badge]

flirting with a man might help

[stuck ibex]

she was dropping hints like it was Iraq during war

[radiant wren]

fck

[opal olive]

[stuck ibex]

then she says she can't date 😭

[sage cradle]

@opal olive do u have an Russell westbrook meem sticker?

[hearty copper]

speechless

[near badge]

why cant iraqis date

[opal olive]

i dont think so

[opal olive]

very traditional religion

[stuck ibex]

some Muslims don't date

[sage cradle]

How did it go

[near badge]

i thought it was that they cant show their body and face

[opal olive]

thats cause of religion too

[stuck ibex]

well she ghosted me, better than no right?

[near badge]

thats worse

[stuck ibex]

🥳

[vale star]

Eh, sometimes not 😂

[vale star]

Could've been way worse

[sage cradle]

😂

[stuck ibex]

its okay I know my mk11 scorp always has my back 🙏

[sage cradle]

Mcx I swear if u make me giggle one more time homie

[stuck ibex]

ig

[opal olive]

[vale star]

Trust me it could've 😭

[stuck ibex]

honestly I don't think I'm ready for a relationship, worth a shot tho

I gotta focus on MKM

[vale star]

Better yourself first, I just got off of a hiatus for the same thing

[stuck ibex]

and college too if I have time

[sage cradle]

You ain't Andrew tate

[hearty copper]

L

[opal olive]

the mkm grind takes the indubitably takes utmost precedence

[radiant wren]

I dont think andrew tate said that LOL

[hearty copper]

i was abt to say, did he play mkm or smth HELP

[vale star]

Chess 😅

[stuck ibex]

Andrew tate doesn't flirt, he just buys women

[sage cradle]

Nah he tryna sound "I'm all focused, let's get the sigma grind"

[vale star]

Trafficking:

[radiant wren]

I do feel like mfers who say I am not looking for a relationship cuz im too busy just dont know how to approach women.

[stuck ibex]

buddy talking too much, what color is ur Fx mk11 scorp??

[opal olive]

real (me)

[sage cradle]

No way I used to listen to his podcasts for hours in 2022 💀

[stuck ibex]

I dont know how to but also I actually am busy on myself

[radiant wren]

Just gotta learn to manage your time better, you'll be busy throughout the entirety of your life. (Hopefully with mk mobile)

Lemme put you on some game

Walk up to them with your collection open on your phone, works every time

0% success rate but it's bound to work eventually

[stuck ibex]

my nsfw collection or mkm?

[radiant wren]

Ok bro...

[sage cradle]

I'm on day 91, my mk11 scopion at f8, soon will be at fusion 9 within in day 100 if u complete beginner trials 😎

[vale star]

Walk up to them and say "My favorite character is Kobra"

[radiant wren]

Either or, how about that

[stuck ibex]

I feel like mkm has a lower chance to work 💀

[radiant wren]

You arent wrong 🤣

I was only joking tho ofc, eheh.

[opal olive]

when i was on day 91 i had a fusion 3 challenge gold

[sage cradle]

Ppl at my clg criticised mkm a lol, they call it shadow fight 😭😭

[vale star]

Lower chance of rizz, lower chance of a lawsuit

[stuck ibex]

my first time asking a girl was cuz I knew she liked me and I couldn't possibly fumble

and I was still so nervous 😭

[vale star]

My first time asking I girl out I pulled but she had 4 other bfs 💀 I ain't with all that

[radiant wren]

Bro was the side piece

[sage cradle]

That's allat boyfriends if u ask me

[opal olive]

oh HELL NAW

[radiant wren]

He was the cheat meal for her

[stuck ibex]

I dont even care if she's marred 🙏

[sage cradle]

Nah bro was the side quest

[stuck ibex]

joke ^^

[vale star]

I was the main course fym

[radiant wren]

Im a homewrecker, so ik exactly what you're saying

[vale star]

🤣

[radiant wren]

LOL bro said side quest

Cheat meal is CRAZY

[stuck ibex]

there was a really hot latina in my bio class and I kinda wanted to ask her out. she was a little chubby like in a good way and I didn't ask her. 2 months later I found out she's pregnant 💀💀💀

[sage cradle]

She was doing the 100 boyfriends simulator

[radiant wren]

I initially thought this community was full of my 600 pound life discord mods but im glad I was proven otherwise

[radiant wren]

THATS WILD LOL

[vale star]

Nah bro every time I get a gf I feel lucky for even being with them and they do some trifling bs 💀

[stuck ibex]

your mom simulator, had to say it 😭😭

[sage cradle]

Where are u from homie 💀💀💀💀💀

[stuck ibex]

NY

[sage cradle]

Is aight

[stuck ibex]

idk how it went from a little chubby to a whole watermelon in 2 months like damn

[opal olive]

[sage cradle]

NYC

[radiant wren]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[hearty copper]

cuz wings are made to flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[stuck ibex]

made me really understand what women go through during pregnancy 💀

[stuck ibex]

yeah, queens

[sage cradle]

BRO IM CRYING

[opal olive]

whole watermelon is diabolical

[vale star]

I don't fly, I glide. Slowly descend 💀

[hearty copper]

mama told me not to waste ma lifeee

[stuck ibex]

if she was single I still would've smashed lowkey 😭

[opal olive]

[radiant wren]

Bro would've got 2 birds with one stone

[vale star]

Not the good birds

[radiant wren]

Thats sum diddy behavior

[stuck ibex]

nah just use the other bathroom stall when one is occupied yk

[sage cradle]

I had a hard time to remember the answer for the question "what helps a bird to fly" my mom had to teach me the answer for that like 2 hours, even now after a decade she still asks me if I remember the answer for that question

[radiant wren]

Im tryna restrain myself from playing bo6 rn

[hearty copper]

i aint reading allat

[radiant wren]

I gotta hold myself back

[hearty copper]

respectfully

[stuck ibex]

erm, they're clearly government cameras and they use propellers to fly

[sage cradle]

L attention span

Prrrrr

[hearty copper]

wutevaaaaa

[sage cradle]

Pow pow 🥷 🔫

[stuck ibex]

fr, can't even finish 1 song before referencing another song's lyrics

[radiant wren]

Hey, we dont pick on "Special" people.

[hearty copper]

WHAT

[radiant wren]

Special as in awesome eheh

[vale star]

How you kn-

[hearty copper]

NUH UH

[radiant wren]

Uhh huh

[hearty copper]

pullin out the 2 piece

[radiant wren]

What typa music u listen 2?

[sage cradle]

🤣

[vale star]

My mother said I'm the dumb type of special

[sage cradle]

💯

[vale star]

Hip hop, trap, lofi, anything really

[hearty copper]

do u ever feel like a plastic bag

[radiant wren]

Hiphop is where it's at

[vale star]

K Dot is #1

[stuck ibex]

chalkboard & porcelain plate feat. fork

[radiant wren]

Drake clears dawg, stapit

[vale star]

Oh nah we having a disagreement?

[sage cradle]

Listen to my music you'll never touch music again 💀

[radiant wren]

HUNDRED percent

[sage cradle]

101%

[hearty copper]

agreed

[radiant wren]

Why'd you have to edit a single word?

LOL crazyyy work

[vale star]

Alright let's do this, give me 5 reasons why Drake is better EXCLUDING numbers

[hearty copper]

edit where?

[sage cradle]

That's LAZYY work

[radiant wren]

Why excluding numbers? Numbers speak for themselves.

[hearty copper]

cuz u been so out of touch touch touch

been thinking abt ya way too much much much

[vale star]

Cuz if we talking numbers then Taylor is better than Kanye to you?

[stuck ibex]

I listen to pop, rock, and sometimes funky rap

[radiant wren]

We got to compare genre to genre. Pop fans may not enjoy rap music.

[stuck ibex]

I'd say yeah she is

[radiant wren]

And yes, numbers wise taylor swift clears all other pop artists

[hearty copper]

boy u got my heartbeattttttt running away

[vale star]

Depends on what you prefer

[opal olive]

i be listening to rock/alt rock, metal, and edm

[radiant wren]

I know nicki lyrics when I see em

[stuck ibex]

carly rae jepsen >>>>

[hearty copper]

ok glazer

[radiant wren]

Dont get me wrong tho, kendrick is GOATED, im from toronto and gotta rep drake

[stuck ibex]

fr, its like seeing garbage on the streets of Sweden

[radiant wren]

I do fw him more tho regardless of where i'm from.

Yall just violate anything that moves LOL

[sage cradle]

Since when

[vale star]

Nah I'm sorry but imo Kendrick is just better for rap in general 😭

[stuck ibex]

who told u stephen hawking was safe??

[radiant wren]

Bro that is INSANE LMAO

[sage cradle]

Bro didn't see tue island yet

[radiant wren]

I can respec that, we just gotta agree to disagree.

[vale star]

We should do random genres of rap and see if people get them

[stuck ibex]

refraining from making the hawk tuah joke

[radiant wren]

Lowkey feeling like pop music rn, some of these 90's classics hit diff man

Feel like they dont make music like this no more imo

[vale star]

U listen to X?

[stuck ibex]

as far as pop goes, carly rae jepsen and ellie ghoulding are peak

[radiant wren]

I used to bro, still do here and there, not as much though.

[sage cradle]

"💦 on that thing"

[vale star]

They don't make 90s music no more cuz it ain't the 90s 😂

[stuck ibex]

ABBA is fire tho

[radiant wren]

Ellie Ghoulding is FIRE. But carly rae jepsen fell off the face of the earth

[radiant wren]

Nah its just the vibes, even though they try to reciprocate it now a days they can never.

You know what I meant 😭

[vale star]

Nah not gonna lie

[hearty copper]

u are the dancinggg queen

[stuck ibex]

nah carly is definitely great, cut to the feeling is absolute peak pop music

[vale star]

OutKast is a different breed

[valid kraken]

I'm surprised they didn't give us a halloween gift

[radiant wren]

Maybe tomorrow, on halloween

[stuck ibex]

young and sweet only seventeeeeen

[radiant wren]

They dont usually give it out at 12 am

[hearty copper]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[sage cradle]

Blee opening about his opinions rn 🔥

[valid kraken]

Isn't Oct 31 Halloween

[hearty copper]

w vocals

[radiant wren]

No december 25th is.

[valid kraken]

We have diff timezones it's 12:21pm

[stuck ibex]

beware of big D randy tomorrow

[radiant wren]

REAL

[valid kraken]

Nah bro

[hearty copper]

Laer

[radiant wren]

Guess my time zone is superior to yours idk

[opal olive]

no thats valentines day

[valid kraken]

So is the Halloween gift gonna be later or tomorrow

[radiant wren]

Did I fck it up again? myb

[valid kraken]

I need my free stuff

[sage cradle]

Nah that's may 4th

[opal olive]

all good bro

[vale star]

She told me put my heart, in the bag (Finish it or else)

[opal olive]

dammit

[radiant wren]

And nobody gets hurt

Come on bruh

[vale star]

Ayeee

[stuck ibex]

yall fw minecraft parodies?

[radiant wren]

LOL bro wtf

[sage cradle]

That's the day kendrick spammed distracks 💀

[vale star]

NO

[radiant wren]

I got em on repeat wont lie

[opal olive]

HELL YEAH

[vale star]

I'm joking lol

[sage cradle]

In 2020 yeah

[stuck ibex]

I listen to them like a Crack addict

[radiant wren]

Bro said 2020, you mean 2014?

[opal olive]

cube land is my fav

[vale star]

Cosmic brownies is like your favorite type of crack

[stuck ibex]

don't mine at night prolly my fav

[radiant wren]

Bro was still listening to minecraft parodies in 2020

[opal olive]

or is it cube world

[radiant wren]

LOL im tweaking, just messing around

[opal olive]

the nostalgia hits different

[sage cradle]

Gotta learn to be sarcastic like you 😎

[hearty copper]

oop

[vale star]

in 2014 I was broke I ain't have Internet 💀

[valid kraken]

I hate the packs at the shop rn the halloween characters are booty

[stuck ibex]

mf i been listening to minecraft parodies since 2016, never stopped

[sage cradle]

Blee loves this server now

[woven latch]

Thanksgiving or Black Friday might be ur best bet and Christmas will most likely give a lot also.

[hearty copper]

OMG HE RETURNED

[polar pagoda]

Что-то делайте с вылетами игры? После обновления я даже не поиграл и разу

[radiant wren]

I wont lie this server is fire

[hearty copper]

dont get too comfy now

[stuck ibex]

hunger gaaaames, I wanna win I win it all 🔥

[valid kraken]

I'm most probably spending all of it on black friday

[radiant wren]

Dude we almost put a police report out for you, we thought you went missing

[sage cradle]

Make sure u don't miss out on beefs, weird convos too..

[stuck ibex]

erm, what the sigma

[woven latch]

Aight

[radiant wren]

I will make sure to get myself involved with them, wanna see what these boys talk about lmao

[vale star]

🎶 I still see your shadows in my room 🎶

[woven latch]

Ya they have pretty good sales if they don’t mess it up for the year

[radiant wren]

Im just waiting for klassic goro pack

[stuck ibex]

can't take back the diamonds I gave you

[hearty copper]

um

[radiant wren]

Gonna spend 50k souls on it even though I have it maxed

[topaz wren]

I wanna win all daaaaaaay, im not teaming, iiiiiiiim not teaminggggg, you shoulda learn how to plaaaaaaaay

[vale star]

Don't ruin it 😭

[radiant wren]

And yes, "it"

[hearty copper]

my vocals were better

[valid kraken]

I'm waiting for that sweet juicy 200 soul terminator pack

[woven latch]

I want elemental warrior to come back for injustice 2 raiden

[radiant wren]

Are you a kpop fan?

[topaz wren]

Wow. Chat, is this for real?

[woven latch]

Why terminator???

[hearty copper]

CUZZZZZZZZZZZZ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[stuck ibex]

THEY LOVE TO SEE ME TEAM, BUT ALL I DO IS SLAY 💅💅IN EVERY HUNGER GAMES MAN YOU SHOULDA LEARN TO PLAY

[vale star]

I got some Twice downloaded ngl

[hearty copper]

cuz we BELONG TOGETHERRRRRRRRRR BABY WHEN U LEFTTTT I LOST A PART OF MEEEEEEE

[radiant wren]

Yall down bad

[valid kraken]

I'm not going for the terminator in the pack. The pack has a 15% chance for a diamond for just 200 souls

[vale star]

Nah bro

[opal olive]

you havent seen some of the mfs in this server yet

[sage cradle]

Aight drink some water now

[hearty copper]

name them mcx

[stuck ibex]

I just wanna be part of your skibidi

[sage cradle]

🧴

[radiant wren]

Im not looking forward

[hearty copper]

ummmmmmmmmmm no

[opal olive]

i dont want no beef

[woven latch]

That is pretty good I guess. Elemental was 350 when it was on discount but the % was really good

[hearty copper]

not the shade not the shadeeee

[vale star]

ayo

[radiant wren]

Tell him about the good packs. The klassic goro one. 1% chance for 800 souls

[hearty copper]

bros sus fr

[radiant wren]

Im so excited for it, hopefuilly it returns

[vale star]

Frr

[sage cradle]

I CANT FIND WATER BOTTLE EMOJI

[hearty copper]

sussy baka

[valid kraken]

I'm really wanting to max my mk11 scorp or get it to f5 or get strike force johnny

[woven latch]

I’m debating If I should farm for erron or kitana in the krypt

[opal olive]

kitana if you dont got her

[sage cradle]

Your minds wayyy freakier

[woven latch]

I need strike force johhny.

[radiant wren]

I need klassic goro so bad

[hearty copper]

someone help noc

[woven latch]

Well either that or spend everything on junk boxes after I get kitsune

[valid kraken]

I need him cause I have his friendship set

[woven latch]

Wait really? I don’t think I have any I have to check

[radiant wren]

SF johnny op, helps me auto elder krypt

[hearty copper]

but does he want u tho?

[vale star]

Bro nah why Diddy need 1k bottles of oil for 😭

[radiant wren]

Its not about wanting, I NEED him.

[opal olive]

for like 40 dks? just get kitana and spend the rest on junk

[topaz wren]

slip and slide

[hearty copper]

uh huh

[opal olive]

wrong reply my bad

[sage cradle]

He moved to LA for the kids

[valid kraken]

I got SUPER lucky at the dragon krystals gear thing at the shop

[hearty copper]

e e e

[vale star]

😅

[radiant wren]

Yall acting like diddy isnt innocent

Free that man, he needs to be out

[sage cradle]

He got a family to raise fr

[vale star]

That mugshot dont look innocent 💀

[woven latch]

Stunt buddy and stunt award?? I have both surprisingly

[stuck ibex]

Diddy no diddling, Diddy no diddling, Diddy no diddling

[hearty copper]

foxxy no swiping

[vale star]

He got diddled 😭

[valid kraken]

Yeahhh and I also luckily got fujin brutality gear

[stuck ibex]

its swiper no swiping 💀💀💀

[woven latch]

I got fujin brut from krypt. Just need kitsune from this one

[sage cradle]

STOP WITH RIDDLER JOKES NOW

[stuck ibex]

foxy is from fnaf 😭

[hearty copper]

no its not

[sage cradle]

Dang

[hearty copper]

its foxxy actually

[sage cradle]

Swiper no swping

[radiant wren]

wtf, fuujin has a brutality set?

[stuck ibex]

bro tryna gaslight me

[sage cradle]

I might watch Dora the explore this weekend

[valid kraken]

Good luck getting it I got mine in the white lotus tower

[hearty copper]

do something then

[sage cradle]

💅

[woven latch]

Only need restless ninja figure to do scorp friendship

[valid kraken]

Yeah

[stuck ibex]

ur something 😘

[hearty copper]

L rizz

[valid kraken]

Oh yeah same I have the chains thing

[radiant wren]

Nice edit

[hearty copper]

edit where

[sage cradle]

Bro hitting every girl on the planet now

[opal olive]

bro cannot type

[radiant wren]

Huh? I wasnt talking to you

[hearty copper]

fr like whos making all these mistakes
looks at blee

[stuck ibex]

might have to lower my standards to non MKM players

[hearty copper]

anyways

[sage cradle]

Look I know a girl who wants you

[woven latch]

Ima do an elder run before I probably head to sleep I’m not sure yet

[vale star]

My standards are exactly what I am, I have none 😃

[hearty copper]

🎵im so hotttttttttt🎵

[radiant wren]

Do it, ive got 3 diamond fusions already today

[stuck ibex]

if she's above 18 I'm all ears

[sage cradle]

Faye

[valid kraken]

Good luck on the elder I also hope I get mk11 Liu Kang k got him to f3 and he's maxed

[stuck ibex]

yeah no thanks

[sage cradle]

💀

[woven latch]

Hm I got lucky with that.

[hearty copper]

bro got deported out

[woven latch]

I don’t like mk11 Liu

[stuck ibex]

I'd rather be with a 90 yr old than faye 😭

[vale star]

🎶 Drugs got me sweatin but the room gettin colder 🎶

[sage cradle]

WHENNNN

[hearty copper]

u missed out while u were on hiatus

[radiant wren]

Your standards cant be lowered.

[valid kraken]

I think his block breaker passive is really nice as well as his synergy with the other mk11's

[hearty copper]

pretty funny ngl

[stuck ibex]

true, I'm too good for these people anyways, I should aim for the cream of the crop, latinas 🙏

[sage cradle]

Uff

[vale star]

I was on like a 6 month hiatus right before I joined this server 😂

[opal olive]

tell em u got citizenship

[woven latch]

Kc team gonna bully it

[sage cradle]

Move to Brazil rq

[radiant wren]

Im so happy I quit league and started playing mk mobile, such an upgrade

Coming back to this game wasnt a mistake.

[stuck ibex]

that's the easy route but she'd just leave

[hearty copper]

.

[vale star]

What 😭

[hearty copper]

what

[sage cradle]

Nah it looks like u don't want a relationship, u there only for the buns wtf

[hearty copper]

a ONS Fr

[opal olive]

i had like a year long hiatus before i joined this server

i was sick of this game for a bit

[stuck ibex]

idk tbh I'd take either but long term I definitely want a relationship

[sage cradle]

How old is yo ahh

[hearty copper]

ancient

[vale star]

Focus on yourself before the women 🗣️🔥

[opal olive]

real

[stuck ibex]

18

19 in a couple weeks

[sage cradle]

"Focus what's in front of you eyes not between her thigs"

• ice cold jt

[vale star]

Self reflect fr

[radiant wren]

Im 20 and have had so many people saying im reaching unc status

[hearty copper]

...

[radiant wren]

Its heart breaking fr

[stuck ibex]

the clear absence of a D really is appealing though

[vale star]

I was tempted to say it but I'm not gonna troll 😭

[hearty copper]

irreverent ah

[sage cradle]

Lund ke baal

[vale star]

😭😭

[radiant wren]

Would've crashed out

Flipping tables and all typa sh

[vale star]

My bad

[opal olive]

ive had multiple ppl call me unc on here

[sage cradle]

Rose Ima cook a song today, it's a peaceful one

[opal olive]

not on this server but in others

[vale star]

Nah but 20 is fine fr, u ain't old until you're in ur 60s lmao

[hearty copper]

aka DEN

[radiant wren]

Thats the opposite of irreverent, he didnt even say it 😭

[radiant wren]

Ye im still in uni, almost done. Not even graduated yet, no way im unc status

[hearty copper]

its over now broskie

[sage cradle]

Revenant? Like the mkm?

[radiant wren]

Yeah whatever buddy, ur easy pickens kid.

[hearty copper]

LOL

[vale star]

I respect uncs anyway 🤣 they the ogs

[hearty copper]

eat a foot

[radiant wren]

Crazy work

[radiant wren]

Thats nasty kid

[hearty copper]

ok gramps

[radiant wren]

You done crossed the line.

[vale star]

If only I had a Cleveland brown sticker

[stuck ibex]

gn babes

[radiant wren]

No diddy right

[vale star]

❓

[sage cradle]

I like to talk to ppl over 50-60 they talk Interesting shi 🔥

[stuck ibex]

don't miss me too much

[hearty copper]

u like em old

[radiant wren]

Thats bros cover up for crushing on gramps

[sage cradle]

I mean the men

[opal olive]

like black knight?

[radiant wren]

LOLLLLLLLLL

[hearty copper]

uh huh

[vale star]

I barely talk to anyone 😃

[sage cradle]

My bus driver is a fire dude

[hearty copper]

"Jessica lives 5 mintues away from u" having ah

[sage cradle]

In irl?

[radiant wren]

Yeah, you're gonna have to explain that one in fortnite terms.

[tough folio]

uhh guys my character went behind the opponent

[sage cradle]

My crush lives 5 mins aways from my house

[radiant wren]

Is that what these youngins say now?

[sage cradle]

She ain't my crush anymore

[hearty copper]

do the hype dance

[vale star]

Both 🤣

[radiant wren]

What about the veggie dance?

[hearty copper]

stiff much

[opal olive]

you went on fort tv and saw an advertisement for slurp near you (its a scam )

[sage cradle]

She rejected me that gave me the motivation to glow up

[vale star]

Bro my state too small to talk to people, ain't nothing interesting here 💀

[radiant wren]

You are the embodiment of brainrot

[hearty copper]

eat a fish now

[radiant wren]

So I prob shouldn't have given my personal info right..

[opal olive]

[radiant wren]

That emoji kills me bruh i stg

[radiant wren]

You prob know A LOT about fishes huh bud

[tough folio]

#⚔-realm-klash message

[radiant wren]

IRONIC

[vale star]

WYM BY THAT

[hearty copper]

u love it dont lie now

[radiant wren]

Fishes? I am a fish owner so yes.

[hearty copper]

uncle does it everyday confirmed guys

[radiant wren]

UNCLE? Yeah ok buddy

[hearty copper]

yup

[radiant wren]

I will book a euthanization appointment for u rn, i'll save you the hassle of having to book it yourself.

[hearty copper]

go to ya pond

[radiant wren]

POND?

[opal olive]

[woven latch]

Give me a song to listen to @valid kraken

[hearty copper]

let other people book for me uncle

[vale star]

Death sentence pretty much:

[radiant wren]

What are you like 12...

Calling me unc is CRAZY

[hearty copper]

sorry u cant match ma humour

[sage cradle]

Go fck your self ||by two feet||

That bass hit different

[radiant wren]

It was sarcasm, ofc you aren't 12.

[hearty copper]

aw ty

[vale star]

I am 😃 (joking)

[shadow tendon]

@woven latch not me being in love with ur pfp🥲

[radiant wren]

Looks like the humorful person couldnt match the other person who was humoring the person who was humoring. How about that?

[woven latch]

Why

[hearty copper]

um

[radiant wren]

I lost ya didnt I

[halcyon ivy]

dude if u change ur pfp again

[hearty copper]

side eye

[woven latch]

And if I do it again then what?

[radiant wren]

No, that's just your lazy eye buddy

[halcyon ivy]

I will physically bust ur skull in

[hearty copper]

u cross eyed shush

[woven latch]

Someone’s violent

[halcyon ivy]

like im sjw

[radiant wren]

Lucky you can multitask while playing mk mobile, should be grateful BUD.

[halcyon ivy]

sjw is so cool

[sage cradle]

Fr

[woven latch]

@shadow tendon blue lock fan I’m guessing?

[radiant wren]

LMAO cross eyed is crazy

[hearty copper]

imma apply blind and weaken to u rq

[halcyon ivy]

Ur a E rank hunter dttm

[radiant wren]

Uhh.... ok.

[vale star]

Sage eyes be like

[sage cradle]

Wtf is that sentence

[shadow tendon]

Yes😖

[radiant wren]

Whatever floats your boat bud

[halcyon ivy]

a pretty understandable sentence

your a E rank HUNTER

[hearty copper]

ur float be sinking, due to ur ....

[vale star]

what other anime

[hearty copper]

and yes i said float tf

[radiant wren]

HEY, now im a fat crosseyed unc. Imma just end it rn brb

[vale star]

I wish I had a float 💀

[woven latch]

How far are you into the manga if you do read it

[hearty copper]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[halcyon ivy]

what happened with season 2

[radiant wren]

My last words are fck u monsterrrerrerrr

[hearty copper]

its actually very cheap now

[halcyon ivy]

what happened man

[hearty copper]

not the full government

[halcyon ivy]

I really didn't think the animation was that bad

[vale star]

Nah I just want somewhere to sink myself 🤣

[woven latch]

They made one person work on 5 episodes so I’m holding out till then

[halcyon ivy]

but idk if i can consider that animation

[sage cradle]

Omuvovuomumu osas

[hearty copper]

heres a drink

[halcyon ivy]

what?

[radiant wren]

Your name is prob bartholomew or something. Wouldn't be surprised.

[sage cradle]

That's an African dude name

[halcyon ivy]

average E rank hunter

[hearty copper]

i giggled at dat

[vale star]

Uvuvuevueyetemuevuevue obuemeoubueme osas

[hearty copper]

english please

[radiant wren]

Glad you laughed 😭

[vale star]

🤣

[hearty copper]

ha ha ha

[vale star]

Thanks, cheers

[halcyon ivy]

U would lose to a d rank dungeon

[radiant wren]

You just ruined it for no reason. You just COMPLETELY ruined it

[hearty copper]

i only drink orange juice

[opal olive]

we speak american in here 🇺🇸 🦅

[halcyon ivy]

where is the oil?

[radiant wren]

Dont open it guys, he's gonna steal your information

[hearty copper]

its a partyyyyyyyyyyy in the usaaaaaaaaaa

[halcyon ivy]

and you call yourself american?

[woven latch]

Oh also who do you think is better rn out of pxg and munchen

[vale star]

I drink cyanide

[opal olive]

in the dk summon pack

[radiant wren]

He's already taken 20k outta my account

[sage cradle]

Diddy took it all

[limpid trail]

Is Klassic Raiden considered a Martial Artist for Tanya apply burning?

[hearty copper]

u should sub to him ngl

[opal olive]

yea

[hearty copper]

sowwy

[radiant wren]

Surprised you spelled "sub" correctly and didnt need to edit your message this time.

I am so proud of you, progress..

[hearty copper]

bros my english teacher

[sage cradle]

#include <studio.h>
Ummm yeah

[radiant wren]

Better than being unc 😄

[limpid trail]

Only Klassic and Klassic movie Raiden are martial artists

[hearty copper]

hayyyyyy mr phillips what u doing here

[vale star]

I wanna skydive without a parachute 💀

[sage cradle]

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