💬-general

[woven latch]

I mean it’s oil either that or join up with the Air Force

[lean plank]

Really, Anti-politics proponent?

Mhm.

Cut us some slack.

Sometimes, we can't help ourselves.

[tardy geode]

With oil?

[woven latch]

Yup

[lean plank]

But we as responsible individuals, we try hard to restrain and conform ourselves to abide by the laws. So, count it in your favor if some of us slip a bit across the line and in your mighty wisdom, akin to that of King Solomon, you give us a pass. You're good Sir Draco, but you aren't the only mod.

[vale star]

Not even for oil anymore, just mongering to drum up reasons to spend a trillion a year

[tardy geode]

Oh man i love defending my country by bombing farmers in the desert

[vale star]

That sentence probably has more irony than you realize lol

[lean plank]

Unfortunately.

[vale star]

The biggest issue with how governments operate, is they think if a surplus in budget exists, they should have a smaller budget

So now every agency thinks of every reason under the sun to quite literally waste money, to maintain said budget. Vicious cycle

[limpid trail]

Fear and soaked at the same time

[cold patio]

ghosts r real but they shy. I know this cause I'm a socially awkward 197 year old ghosty, notice me senpai

[lean plank]

Don't fret. I know you need your sleep and leisure time, but with your examples by your actions, the mini-mods will keep things going, if the respectable, Sir Fenix isn't on deck to take over the helm.

[warped linden]

No discount packs?

I assume they would do discount packs on the day of Halloween?

[vale star]

Guess not

[cold patio]

real

where's my reddit gold

[woven latch]

Nowhere

[cold patio]

Edit: thanks for the awards stranger
Fedora tip

[lean plank]

NRS is constantly rearranging the calendar.

[vale star]

Imagine what the mods would accomplish if they were financially compensated

[cold patio]

You should contact @johnnetherrealm Abt that

[lean plank]

Ik,r? We'd be sitting ducks.

[woven latch]

We are dead

[cold patio]

These members are dead, they just don't know it yet

🎅🏻🐡 🥕

[woven latch]

Tf

[cold patio]

idksterling

real

[lean plank]

Ik,r?, IO? What the devil is Den on about?

[woven latch]

Idk

[cold patio]

all caps when you spell the man name 🤓

[vale star]

Whats ur favorite cos character

[cold patio]

Liu, ez

[woven latch]

Kitana

[vale star]

İ choose liu too

[lean plank]

I apologize, Mr DEN.

[cold patio]

perish in the fiery depths sometimes plz

[cold patio]

good boy

[woven latch]

Tf

Dude how does that even happen

[cold patio]

real

[lean plank]

Me and den go back & forth unless you're talking about something else.

[cold patio]

You damn Blue, all caps when you spell the man name !!!! 🤓

[vale star]

@lean plank where do I go to be knighted?

[cold patio]

first you must have your own DEN to blabber with

[lean plank]

Hahaha. I literally laughed out loud. If you check our interactions going from way back, we had some serious discourse. This is even after he was acting like a groupie. But I still made the necessary compromises to keep him my friend.

[cold patio]

Yeah, serious about constipation lol

Those were tuff times

[lean plank]

You'd have to do something as simple as rewording a song or making your people cannon fodder.

[cold patio]

@lean plank this is the first ever "real" I hit you with

[vale star]

Can I do both?

[lean plank]

I already told you, I love you baby. And that's not Kojak talking.

[cold patio]

that's something Bojack would say

[woven latch]

Wtf

[lean plank]

I don't know who the hell Bojack is.

[cold patio]

Bojack horseman reference

real

Guys I think I have terminal brainrot, I ditched the gameplay and just started actually watching family guy.

real

[lean plank]

I suppose i'll look into it when this discord shite isn't wasting all my time.

[cold patio]

shite is also something I haven't heard since schmuck lol

[lean plank]

Lol

Those damn Brits and Jews.

[cold patio]

I hate when I'm done listening to my Frankie Sinatra boy playlist it recommends me these goofy ahh covers

black knight by the time you've typed I actually managed to sing Fly Me To The Moon in perfect pitch

[lean plank]

Hopefully they do the original some justice.

[lean plank]

I ain't mad atcha.

[cold patio]

no like actually I'm getting pretty damn good on my Sinatra voice

I might actually cover it if this video gets 500K likes by February 31st

[vale star]

Smallant reference

[cold patio]

why do I vaguely know who ant who is small is

[lean plank]

We can't hear you. Unless you know how to make all this multimedia shite that Discord offers into people with brains not as lofty as Draco's and Sir Fenix's can understand.

[cold patio]

it's the damn Martians I tell you what

ever since they terraformed mars

the damn Martians be catcalling my nieces

Now I ain't no damn planetist...

But them Martians gotta get off my planet

nothin but trouble

[lean plank]

Stop fidgeting. Discord has all manner of ways to interact with each other than keystrokes. Take the initiative. You might go down in history as the first buster to get a million streams in a day, after your beginnings here.

[cold patio]

I think you glossed over February 31st

which means I'll never do it 😈

[vale star]

Actually, it means we have infinite time to get 500k likes because you say by that date

[lean plank]

How suspects you that, after your previous post that someone having a bad trip would be sobered by the ridiculousness of it. I said take the initiative, not stick out your arms to be carried into the fray.

[cold patio]

b-but I'm shy

[cold patio]

As previously stated

Black Knight was homies with the Chordettes prolly

[cold patio]

rainbow if you pull stuff like that I'm gonna subtly reference your wife and kids whenever I can

Just to slightly tip you off

[lean plank]

Just the fact of making audio discourse available up in here would be a serious thing. It is offered freely to us using this app. Don't you want to hear the gravelly voice of MoF?

[vale star]

Den if you keep threatening to do that, I WILL do something about you 🙂

[cold patio]

no I don't trust anybody in an MKM server

[cold patio]

Zamn zaddy threaten me harder 😩

[vale star]

Im not joking. It extremely creepy you keep doing it and ive asked you not to

[lean plank]

You let RainbowSheep get away with referring to you as Den!?

[cold patio]

I specifically said to not pull stuff like that

you pulled stuff like

[cold patio]

HOLY HELL THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME

[cold patio]

all caps bro

: (

[lean plank]

It's impractical for us to write your name in all caps. Even you only did it once.

[tawdry cradle]

wtf am i reading lmao
goofy ass mfs

[cold patio]

Sam

this is not real

Wake up

[tawdry cradle]

i wonder if you can be sleepy in a dream

[tardy geode]

You gotta stop

[lean plank]

That's akin to Jetstream Sam not wanting us to simply call him as..., I mean Sam.

[tardy geode]

When someone says they're unconfortable you just stop

[cold patio]

I was, actually, I vaguely remember a dream where I was in bed half asleep. Maybe I actually was half asleep now that I think about it

[cold patio]

I'll try and make them confortable

[tawdry cradle]

well this doesnt sound right when its coming from you

[edgy jay]

lmao

[cold patio]

what am I? A villain? what is all this

why did the sinister 3 gather up

[tawdry cradle]

sinister six

[cold patio]

I'm counting 3

[edgy jay]

wait am i one? what did i do :(

[cold patio]

2.5 actually, BK doesn't care at all

[cold patio]

nah.

real©®™

[edgy jay]

bruh im only like 600 short of 10k hearts

[cold patio]

that's like

a lot of junk boxes

and side chicks

[lean plank]

You should play the PC game Serious Sam, Sam.

[edgy jay]

a bit shorter than 100

[cold patio]

I think Jetstream Sam is already from metal gear, so they'll have to crossover fr fr fr

[lean plank]

Starting with the first one.

[tawdry cradle]

what game

[cold patio]

The PC game serious sam

[tawdry cradle]

yeah what game mf

[cold patio]

Play it

[cold patio]

The PC game serious sam

[tawdry cradle]

alr then ima play the PC game den

[edgy jay]

lmao

[cold patio]

bro.

all caps.

[tawdry cradle]

alr den all caps

[lean plank]

Don't tell me you don't know about the video game, Serious (mf) Sam!

[cold patio]

I'm gonna deviously lick the insides of your cheeks

[edgy jay]

woah

[tawdry cradle]

anyways back to sleep

[cold patio]

It's like Duke Nukem but not

[lean plank]

Serious Sam was a beautifully good and highly rated PC game. It's from way back when you were in diapers but it's still the shite.

[cold patio]

so are the diapers

[lean plank]

You dispose of those.

[cold patio]

what does trash have?

Shite.

[lean plank]

What are bad jokes? Shite.

[cold patio]

what's your love life?

shite.

wait no

[lean plank]

What love life? I have to pretend my left and right palms are fighting over me.

[cold patio]

should I chug 0.5 liters of multivitamin juice

real

I already drank it

no use now

[tidal yoke]

Thought this was a mkm server

[cold patio]

what's MKM?

Get a load of this guy

[lean plank]

IK,R?

[cold patio]

"MKM"

such an Idiocracy we live in

[tidal yoke]

Bruh it was just a simple question 😭

It Aint that serious bro

😭 🙏

[cold patio]

it was a simple joke, it ain't that serious bro

bro is afraid

[tidal yoke]

U using my dialogue on me now?

[cold patio]

real©®™

[thorny vigil]

.

[thorny vigil]

Same fr

[cold patio]

This ain't yo battle Pinterest emo boy pfp Donald

[thorny vigil]

💀

I mean who doesn't go on Pintrest for pfps?

[cold patio]

I made mine myself, fym

[opal olive]

You use Pinterest?

[cold patio]

I even have a poster with my watermark on the background

[thorny vigil]

Oof

[thorny vigil]

Nah I only go for pfps

[cold patio]

try harder

[lean plank]

I remember some guy came in here awhile back when everyone was tripping, and after he apparently studied the conversation, he remarked something to the effect, disdainfully, that he thought he could get some help in here. I said, you joker.

[thorny vigil]

Cant be bothered to

[cold patio]

we're all high here always all the time

nobody gets help

[lean plank]

Lol. Ik,r?

[limpid trail]

I hope next challenge is decent

[lean plank]

The mods rarely put down their glasses.

[cold patio]

blunts*

lines*

[lean plank]

And blunts.

[cold patio]

real©®™

[lean plank]

You beat me to it.

[cold patio]

I'm like you... But not.
Vsauce music

[lean plank]

That's ok. You'll do better in your next life.

[cold patio]

real?

when you've done and lost all the battles, you have no choice but peace, which is why I am a Buddhist.

[lean plank]

That's only if you straighten up before it's too late.

[cold patio]

redemption

[lean plank]

Don't count on that deathbed prayer.

[cold patio]

red dead redemption

bununu

dununu

[lean plank]

It's all fun and games until it's time to face the music and pay the piper, so to speak.

[cold patio]

bk

veri serioz question

do u play mortal Kombat mobile

[lean plank]

I was about to say, that's my name, don't wear it out.

[cold patio]

the burger king!

At BK, have it your way

YOU RULE!

[lean plank]

Don't forget British Knights!

[cold patio]

BOLIVIAN KITES!

[lean plank]

You new jacks may not recall those tennis shoes.

[cold patio]

Now answer the blueing question

[lean plank]

Why should I answer?

What's in it for me, as a pre-hooker queries.

[cold patio]

either do that, or do the one block vertical jump for the cooked beef.

Go watch Minecraft parkour civilization then come back to me

[edgy jay]

isnt it raw?

[cold patio]

I remember it being cooked but ok

[edgy jay]

idk i dont remember but u might be right

[lean plank]

I don't play minecraft or roblox. Im not a silly child.

[cold patio]

fine, Yahtzee.

Bingo?

[lean plank]

Nor a wannabe.

[cold patio]

Monopoly?

[lean plank]

Sorry! Is fun.

[cold patio]

I used to play Sorry! With my grandma

[edgy jay]

is that the one where u throw a dice?

[cold patio]

she let me win each time

[edgy jay]

nvm imma just google

[cold patio]

It is I think

It's like with the little cones

but not

[carmine shale]

Bro how do I use android accounts on iOS

[edgy jay]

i know a similar game

[edgy jay]

u dont (sadly)

[lean plank]

You could sliide your piece at certain points.

[cold patio]

just login

[carmine shale]

It don’t work

[cold patio]

Roll a six? Great, get another turn. Was our rules, but I'm not sure how others do it lol

[cold patio]

just do it
-John Nike

[edgy jay]

its cuz u cant

[cold patio]

Let me have my fun

[carmine shale]

💔

[carmine shale]

I knew I couldn’t without a special app I’m tryna see who got it cause I need it

[tardy geode]

You literally can't

[cold patio]

trust me bro

[tardy geode]

Game doesn't allow using ios accounts on android or viceversa

[lean plank]

What's the board game where you mashed a see-through bubble that flexed an underlying piece of metal that caused a couple of die to bounce up in it to number your moves?

[cold patio]

@johnnetherrealm can make it happen

[cold patio]

I think that's like some variation of sorry lol

Ik what you talking about

[lean plank]

Me too.

[cold patio]

The bubble never worked

It either just jumped a lil or slightly blew it

[edgy jay]

any chars immune to fire other than kl liu?

[cold patio]

Dark Raiden, I guess fire god Liu

[tardy geode]

Mk11 jade

Kw scorpion

FGLK takes damage from fire lmao

[topaz wren]

fire fraud liu

[cold patio]

What the hell does he do then

[tardy geode]

God of mid

[cold patio]

how does he gain power from fire

[topaz wren]

he heals from dragon fire, which is obtained from being set on fire or applying fire

[cold patio]

Someone please buff my boy

[topaz wren]

which of course
is not the same thing

[lean plank]

It worked fine enough if you didn't wear it out by bouncing your bottom on it I guess.

[topaz wren]

this makes boss fire god liu even more of a fraud

[cold patio]

I know, cause I use him from time to time but I never realized you could take damage

[topaz wren]

cuz the dot immune modifier blocks him from receiving fire

[edgy jay]

funny how a silver lvl 16 fx scorp has more dmg than lvl 50 f0 hs scorp

[cold patio]

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[lean plank]

Thank goodness.

[cold patio]

how the hell did my recommended songs go from Frank Sinatra to jack stauber

I mean I like him but it does NOT fit at all what the hell

[edgy jay]

dude toh 180 is pissing me off

[cold patio]

let's laugh like Beavis and Butt-Head while people struggle plz

Hehuhuheh

Heh

called it.

[lean plank]

Those two were something else. Oh was that an imitation of their silly laughs?

[cold patio]

I need a linguist to try and break down their laughs

or whatever studies words

[lean plank]

A speech pathologist.

[cold patio]

I mostly remember when they giggled manically when they got set up by the cops trying to get a lady of the night

[lean plank]

Damn, DEN, you're telling your age.

[cold patio]

The ones that make words like blue berry blu-be-rúy or whatever

[cold patio]

Chat am I unc status

[pale onyx]

should I save my souls for black friday

[edgy jay]

prob

[lean plank]

The female cops who become decoys got to the point where they could recognize me by the way I run from the dude cops like I'm running away with the futbol in my hands.

Or between my forearms.

[cold patio]

bk stop being freaky pls

[lean plank]

Lol

[cold patio]

that's my job

am I anything like you when you were younger lol

real

some people say I'm BK junior more than the actual BK junior. And by some people I mean like 3.

[lean plank]

Ask the ladies. They'll probably say that you have a whole lot of catching up to do. If it's at all possible.

[cold patio]

what about men

[lean plank]

Well that's dependent on whether they are okay with licorice or whether they demand a Charleston Chew.

[cold patio]

I have some unfinished business to take care of

[cold patio]

It was raw.

finished business.

[lean plank]

I ain't mad atcha. Get in where you fit in.

[cold patio]

now I actually have unfinished business

My bladder is exploding

[lean plank]

Lol

[edgy jay]

what does duel do bro

[woven latch]

Weird

What???

[tardy geode]

What

[lean plank]

Really, IO? How old are you?

[tardy geode]

Alright alright let's change topic

[woven latch]

15

[cold patio]

Bro deleted the wrong message

[edgy jay]

bro does erron have an equipment that makes him immune to all specials?

[tardy geode]

Let's not talk about that kind of stuffs in here

[tardy geode]

Ace in the hole

[lean plank]

Ty. Stay in a child's place.

[woven latch]

Wdym?

How old did you even think I was

[cold patio]

This ain't your place boah

[tardy geode]

Discussions in this server need to remain appropriate for all age ranges thanks

[cold patio]

go watch your loud house

[pure stirrup]

Have you seen the new iOS update lol

[woven latch]

Mid

[cold patio]

guys the skibidi toilet drama is crazy

[lean plank]

Don't question your elders unless they are your parents.

[pure stirrup]

Since I’m in uk I can’t do hearing test so I tried one for fun from the App Store. The new hearing protection made the test 10db inaccurate so I was nearing slight hearing loss. Did I just get trolled by Apple bruh 😭

[cold patio]

Unc status

WAIT YOU'RE A BRIT!?!?????

GET OUT

[pure stirrup]

I can hear 2db whispers apparently

[cold patio]

I'm gonna dump your tea off the shore now

[pure stirrup]

I don’t like tea

[cold patio]

so you wouldn't mind if I dumped your country's supply?

[pure stirrup]

Nah do it

[cold patio]

great

[pure stirrup]

If you visit a home it’s always would you like a cup of tea and they are surprised when you say you hate tea

[cold patio]

@lean plank I think I have tinnitus

random ringing in my ears

like at least 2 times a day

Also I searched up live vasectomy, and I love that YT let's things pass cause they're educational but the F bomb is insane

[cold patio]

would not recommend for soft stomachs

[woven latch]

…

[pure stirrup]

BRUH STOP

No one needs to know!

[woven latch]

I did not indeed

[cold patio]

am I making you unconfortable

[vale mural]

Hello

I have a question

[lean plank]

I guess I was wrong to assume that a game intended for at least the minimal of 16 year olds, in a faultily structured platform, allows for young brats to cause their elders to be viewed with an accusative eye was impossible.

[cold patio]

this server isn't about MKM anymore fr

It's more so why it should be about MKM

[vale mural]

How can I fix my issue that my MKM is crashing?

[pure stirrup]

You are a grown ass man talking like you went to Oxford. Pipe down

[tardy geode]

Server is 13+

[pure stirrup]

You cannot. You have to wait for a fix which was supposed to be fixed

[cold patio]

still mind boggles me

[pure stirrup]

Which is strange cos the game is 18 but oh well I’m not those peoples parents. Not my problem

[cold patio]

This is a load of gobbledygook

Bah humbug

[pure stirrup]

That word is always jarring

[lean plank]

I edited it.

[pure stirrup]

Awesome

[topaz wren]

the game is of course 18+ but the mobile version is deprived of a lot of the main draws to MK

there’s the beginning fatality but you barely get to see fatalities after that point

[pure stirrup]

That’s true

[topaz wren]

and some blood effects when hitting opponents

[pure stirrup]

Only battle mode for pass tbh.

But it ain’t mortal Kombat without gore so it’s gonna be 18 cos of brutalities even if they had no fatalities

[vale mural]

Mean it haven’t any solve just waiting until company send new update that the issue is fix

[pure stirrup]

Well they supposedly fixed it. Try contacting support maybe they can provide a manual fix as it was due to the reptile event

[cold patio]

bro I remember the beginning fatality. Subzero mask fell off when scorpion sliced his head, and when the mask fell and the little cover stayed, Sub looked like Raiden lol

I remember posting about it too

[pure stirrup]

I fixed every issue I had with my laptop wow

[lean plank]

Then why not get the designation for 16+ (Australia) or nsfw? It'd make the mods job easier.

[pure stirrup]

1. who cares about Australia
2. discord is 13 anyway

[cold patio]

you're caring too much

[pure stirrup]

The bare minimum for all servers is 13 by discord rules

[cold patio]

Tone it down a lil

[vale mural]

I tried a lot but they didn’t solve it to me

[cold patio]

We don't fix problems here, we make them.

[lean plank]

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

[pure stirrup]

Your right I can’t eat as much as you 😉

Damn finally got that out the comeback bank

[tardy geode]

Because by discord rules community official servers can't be marked 18+

[pure stirrup]

Oh boy instagram meme pages are back to posting the same trend for the next 3 weeks

[lean plank]

Like the alter-ego version of MKM on YT shows, like Martin Lawrence's character says, "Sileence!".

[woven latch]

I’m hungry now

[topaz wren]

how hungry
🐴

[woven latch]

Uh let’s see. I skipped lunch and breakfast

Almost everyday then eat abunch of snacks when I get home

How hungry would that make me

[lean plank]

I don't know what you're talking about, but servers and individual channels can be set to require at least, attestations that the content within is intended for visitors beyond a set minimum age.

[tardy geode]

And I'm telling you this is an official server so nothing can be set as 18+

Also cause it's a company server

[pure stirrup]

You can’t have official discord servers be 18+ cos discord assumes 18+ to be adult content

And it’s a community so no nsfw channels either

It’s just so the discord server has more reach instead of being hidden

I’ve finally updated my bios wow

[lean plank]

Define official server vs any other server. WB set the game standards, not Discord.

[pure stirrup]

No discord did

See how it says community server

[tardy geode]

See the green checkmark near the server name?

[latent steeple]

It is certified discord approved

[pure stirrup]

There are guidelines to follow to have that which is no nsfw Channels

[woven latch]

Schrift “W”

[dense mural]

Hello Everyone

[woven latch]

Change name and pfp.

[lean plank]

Passing the buck bears no greater significance now than it ever did. Let's not forget the point here. Children are children. Grown men and grown women should not allow themselves to be their marionettes.

[pure stirrup]

Man stfu

[woven latch]

Abit too late on that

[pure stirrup]

Nobody deciphering that

[woven latch]

I already read it

[pure stirrup]

Would you rather be born with a one leg ahh speech

[lean plank]

Lead by example.

[dense mural]

Ok?, did it say somthin in the rules to change your name and PFP?, if so, I mustve missed it out.

[near edge]

fire quote

[woven latch]

Totally

[tardy geode]

Everybody is worth equally in here

[latent steeple]

They ganging up on you (Hazbin Hotel shi)

[woven latch]

Uh besides me rose said I’m hated by mods

[tardy geode]

Not gonna confirm nor deny that

[near edge]

yeah i believe it ngl

[lean plank]

Draco is toying with us.

[topaz wren]

your life is EVERYTHING, you serve ALL purpose

[latent steeple]

Evil black knight be like: i think we are all equal

[woven latch]

So it is true!!

[edgy jay]

kabal ai is smth else. it starts attacking before i get up

[near edge]

LOL

[tawdry cradle]

All lives matter🗣

[lean plank]

Tell me about it.

[near edge]

hes the fastest man alive 💯

[tardy geode]

Whoa there

[pure stirrup]

What did blud do

[lean plank]

I told you he's playing us like nintendo.

[near edge]

personally? i think no lifes matter, and nuke everyone who inherits large sums of money. nepotism kills

[latent steeple]

Draco is that him espresso

[pure stirrup]

Nepotism kills when it’s not you

[woven latch]

Take their money

[edgy jay]

can he stop tho? 🚄

[woven latch]

A-train?

[near edge]

cant stop, wont stop.

[edgy jay]

yes lol i was refrencing that

[topaz wren]

Reggie Fils-Aimé said it himself, “If it’s not fun, why bother?”

[lean plank]

Yeah. Coffee drinking mofo.

[near edge]

one time i stppped

[cold patio]

elder god dracula is real

[woven latch]

salt water

[near edge]

im literally in love with elder god dracula

[lean plank]

He's definitely something else.

[woven latch]

Thought you wanted that tall Brazilian mf

[cold patio]

I want batman.

[near edge]

i do but i cant find any 😭

[woven latch]

If ghosty was male you would go for her

[near edge]

male and not ghosty*

[woven latch]

Why not ghosty

[lean plank]

This is a family forum!

[near edge]

cause its ghosty

[near edge]

people get freaky on family forums all the time, i think im not going tooooooo far

[woven latch]

@honest jay I don’t think fruity likes you

[near edge]

as a potential husband? no not really

[woven latch]

Why not, they fit what you want perfectly

[near edge]

ill pass on the opportunity, thanks

[lean plank]

Gangsta, put me down.

[near edge]

are they six foot 7, big buff and brolic?

[woven latch]

Yes

[near edge]

they call me walkemdown, but i cant tell you what i do after walking them down

[woven latch]

Wtf

[near edge]

walkemdown and uhh

[woven latch]

Walk em down and what else??

[near edge]

kiss em if they a dude

[woven latch]

And if they a female?

[lean plank]

Those are lyrics from a Geto Boys cut from a good while back.

[near edge]

ask them to leave me alone and i feel like im being threatened

[near edge]

tyler the creator

[woven latch]

But you were the one to walk em down

[cold patio]

real

[near edge]

no. i only walk down dudes

im gonna shave my head and wear a skirt bc of @woven latch evevryone blame it on io

knee high socks too

[lean plank]

Nah. I always talk real rap.

[near edge]

the whole shabang

[cold patio]

Why not do it for fun

[near edge]

tyler the creator?

[near edge]

i do it for fun aswell minus the shaving part

[woven latch]

It ain’t my fault

[lean plank]

Hell naw.

[cold patio]

he likes the most old school shi, bro likes LL Cool J

[near edge]

no its all your fault. blaming it on you

[cold patio]

Unc status

[near edge]

sooooo tyler the creator

[woven latch]

Blame it on ur sister

[cold patio]

I'm gonna kiss you

[near edge]

i dont have a sister

[woven latch]

wtf

[woven latch]

Blame it on ur adopted kid

[near edge]

if youre a dude ill gladly accept, if youre a female im screaming the r word

[cold patio]

DMs 😈

[near edge]

FREAKKKYYYYYYYYY

[woven latch]

That’s a dude

[edgy jay]

this game lags just for me to fail the minigames

[woven latch]

Nice job

[near edge]

lock in and buy a 5000 dollar computer for mortal kombat mobil

[edgy jay]

lol

[near edge]

im not

im not accepting dms anymore.

[edgy jay]

oh wait i didnt realize i was playing elder???

i knew full klassic movie team as the first fight was weird

[cold patio]

bro

why

[near edge]

just not my taste personally, i need eye bleach

i wasnt paying attention when i clicked onto ur chat, and got flashbanged by whatever that wa

[cold patio]

lol

[pure stirrup]

Dude definitely sent what I think he did

[cold patio]

nuh uh

[near edge]

yeah i think i can confirm im 100 percent into dudes

ESPECIALLY after that one

[edgy jay]

i thought i finished a krypt run but turns out i was playing elder now i got another floor :(

[near edge]

just maybe not dudes who are.. into that

[edgy jay]

imma finish that tmrw

[vale star]

VanillaLoopz

[near edge]

oh no im rather freaky, i just dislike females with 2 seperate male organs with i think was spikes on them?

[edgy jay]

wth?

[near edge]

i dont know. dont wanna look again. tie me up and beat me for sure but anything but that

[vale star]

Bro sent a dragonfly

[tardy geode]

What the

[near edge]

please provide eye bleach

i lose my sanity just aa bit more every time i get onto this server, and i either love it or hate it

im disliking it currently 😭

[lean plank]

Examples of cutting edge real rap, thank goodness, consists of at least: Frozen - Stunna Gambino; Need U [feat. Scorey] - KB Mike; Lean On - Slatt Zy; Don't You Fold - Slatt Zy; LOVE (feat. Trippie Redd) - Shordie Shordie

[near edge]

other than that im doing alrighty

[tardy geode]

Please dm me

[vale star]

You know, den at least talked normally at first

[cold patio]

all caps

[vale star]

But uh, wow man, he hit you with the eye burner 3000

[near edge]

i always talk normally. by making fun of io

[edgy jay]

did bro write this for the past 10 mins

[near edge]

it was worth it

[pure stirrup]

No Kanye already trash list

[cold patio]

I can never listen to trippie redd after whatever Thick Of it was

Vietnam flashbacks

[vale star]

Did he

[pure stirrup]

Dude this PvZ mod is crazy hard bruhhh

[lean plank]

Don't think listen.

[pure stirrup]

Nah I listened to enough music today

[lean plank]

Don't think listen.

[vale star]

Guys den might be getting bonked in about 30 seconds

[pure stirrup]

ok

Well if you break the rules it’s what happens

[edgy jay]

which one?

[pure stirrup]

PvZ td

[edgy jay]

oof i was watching a video abt it just now

[vale star]

Ur bad, play eclise

[edgy jay]

lmfao

[pure stirrup]

Eclise sucks

[vale star]

Eclise is a masterpiece is Bs design

[pure stirrup]

First of all it’s not PvZ 1
The developer is also stupid

Plus I want like kaizo lvl difficulty so I can train my brain to strategise

[vale star]

That is a disgusting use of that word

Mario fans unite against

[edgy jay]

also doesnt td have straight up near impossible lvls? idk im not too interested in that mod

[pure stirrup]

Kaizo Mario is mid

[vale star]

Kaizo mario is well beyond pvz lmaoooo

[pure stirrup]

Yeah I guess so idk what version I’m on it didn’t work previously on others

Td19

22 and 21 failed but idk I’ll see how far I’ll get

[edgy jay]

i dont like too difficult games/mods so i js play pvz fusion and hybrid

[pure stirrup]

Yeah I heard about fusion. It’s awesome how the Chinese mods really alter the gameplay compared to other mods

[edgy jay]

ye chinese modes are smth else

[vale star]

Incredible what happens when a games source code gets leaked lol

[near edge]

i love my new username 😍

[pure stirrup]

Wasn’t it just decompiled

[edgy jay]

also fusion is fangame so i think its made from scratch (?) on unity

[pure stirrup]

Idk if it leaked. Still awesome tho

[lean plank]

I think I've got a bit too tipsy so I'll check back with y'all after I crash out for a bit.

[pure stirrup]

But yeah td mod gets bad near the end cos of its bs design and some levels are impossible

[edgy jay]

gn guys (if its night for yall)

[lean plank]

Gn

[pure stirrup]

Gn

[lean plank]

Morning, midday, night. Snoozing is snoozing.

[vale star]

Aw I thought youd be a good one

Goodbye sweet prince

[stuck ibex]

gn

[near edge]

what you dont like it?

[vale star]

I mean, your getting banned so

[near edge]

how?

draco is in my dms right now

[stuck ibex]

huh

[vale star]

You think the mod didn't see that?

[near edge]

i wouldvve been banned

i didnt delete anything either, @tardy geode what is this fool bumbling about

[stuck ibex]

what did they say

[misty nexus]

RAINBOW DON’T TELL EVERYONE! ZON’T DO IT !

😔😔😔

ITS MY SECRET !

[near edge]

nah im on this like stinkonshit now

wym im getting banned

[stuck ibex]

tf happened 😭

[misty nexus]

DON’T DO IT RAINBOW

😭😭😭 DON’T EXPOSE MY SECRET IDENTITY

[near edge]

no clue. but im figuring it out because no one is banning me except for my GLORIOUS KING draco

[misty nexus]

😱😱😱

[pure stirrup]

Don’t say it like that lmao

[near edge]

hes ALL up in my dms

[vale star]

They wrote the n word in their pronouns

[pure stirrup]

huh who

[vale star]

Fruity

[near edge]

yeah ive had it like that for awhile. he just asked me to change it

[stuck ibex]

how original

[vale star]

Dont you sound grand

[pure stirrup]

Mines better

[vale star]

"Its ok I only used it a long time"

[pure stirrup]

Well who gives a damn anyway

[near edge]

LOL he asked me to change it i wouldve been banned for it already lil bro

[stuck ibex]

I do 😼

[vale star]

Probably an offical server lol

[pure stirrup]

No one knows each other here it’s not life or death. No one can do anything therefore it’s not important

[vale star]

Mods:

[cold patio]

Didn't you say like 258 people in one server made their pronouns the n word when the feature came out, pride sheep?

[pure stirrup]

Which means caring is just more stress on a brain

[near edge]

me when i change my pronoun from one slur to another 💀

just because you wanna say sumn im making it worse

[vale star]

Yes, and I banned them all because people that do that are repeat offenders

[cold patio]

Real

[stuck ibex]

twink isn't a slur, atp u just put ur actual pronoun 💀

[near edge]

i love repeat offenders

[pure stirrup]

Why don’t we all shut up.

[near edge]

thats what i change it to becuase draco asked me

[junior sandal]

What did I miss?

[cold patio]

let's just hug and make up

[pure stirrup]

You all annoy me and I loathe you

[coral ruin]

Imagine taking discord serious

[cold patio]

fr real

[vale star]

🥴

[near edge]

some guy got mad that my pronoun was the nword, and he brought it up AFTER a mod asked me to change it

[tardy geode]

[vale star]

LOL

[near edge]

saying im getting banned, rather hilarious

[pure stirrup]

TALK TUAH

[tardy geode]

I can't dealing with this alone

[vale star]

Ngl

[coral ruin]

Less chat more MKM

[cold patio]

Call Unbones

[stuck ibex]

ppl act like if something bad is done on discord its no longer bad 😭

[junior sandal]

Ah, same old mkm server crap

[pure stirrup]

I wouldn’t deal with this server even if I was paid

Y’all annoying ass mfs!!

[coral ruin]

Fake players

[vale star]

I was expecting not everyone here to defend the N word but I digress, clearly I miscalculated

[stuck ibex]

what if u were paid in DK

[near edge]

well am i in the wrong here? i responded to being asked to change it respectfully and politely

[coral ruin]

Idk what’s happening tbh

[pure stirrup]

Well I’m not defending it

[cold patio]

hop on DMS

[pure stirrup]

It’s just not that serious. I mean just report the discord profile

[near edge]

IM BLACK I CAN SAY THE NWORD WHERE I WANT WHEN I WANT LOL

[woven latch]

I am indeed

[cold patio]

I need to discuss this

[vale star]

LOL NO YOU CANT

[latent steeple]

Nah not here trust

[near edge]

i never said it.

[tardy geode]

Not in here

[stuck ibex]

💀💀

[pure stirrup]

Oh my gosh

[tardy geode]

Jesus christ

[near edge]

i had it in my pronouns

[vale star]

Say it bozo

[tardy geode]

People need to chill tf down

[stuck ibex]

@tardy geode he just made it another slur lmfao

[woven latch]

Oh ya that hello kitty mf said it

Idk if Draco got onto him

[pure stirrup]

I’m taking a damn break yall annoying the hell out of me

[vale star]

Repeat offender🤷‍♂️

[tardy geode]

Ok nah i can't with people

[near edge]

and hes all over me like i hurt his feelings, its literally MY profile why are you so mad when i changed it when the mod asked

[junior sandal]

Fr

[stuck ibex]

all over me is crazy

[tardy geode]

Cause you changed it again to another slur like

[near edge]

when youre gonna get disrespectful abt it yeah im gonna give you that same energy, when i was asked to change it by a mod i did respectfully

[coral ruin]

It’s time to throw in the towel and call it a day

[tardy geode]

Aight they're gone

[vale star]

Draco

[cold patio]

When can I have a REAL gay anatomy enthusiast buddy to check things out with ... Sigh...

[vale star]

Like seriously, they ALWAYS are a repeat offender

[tardy geode]

They changed it when i asked them, and then changed it again to a different slur

[pure stirrup]

Wait does that mean my pronoun ain’t allowed. It’s not a slur just means dick.

[tardy geode]

At this point you take the hammer and shut up

[junior sandal]

W for u bro

[pure stirrup]

Just wondering incase I should change it

[vale star]

Its the F slur now

Oh wait nvm my bad

[pulsar glacier]

Seems rowdy in here

[stuck ibex]

take the hammer 👹

[cold patio]

Does Megatron 5000 offend anybody?

[junior sandal]

It always is tbh

[pure stirrup]

Well I put it as chinchin

[cold patio]

Boku no chin chin chisai desu

[cold patio]

real

[pulsar glacier]

Honestly they weren't in the wrong. Bro hopped all over his meat for something that was changed. God I love prowling in chats

[stuck ibex]

personally I only like prime Megatron design

[pure stirrup]

Should I ask what that is

[pulsar glacier]

That's that though

[vale star]

HE CANGED IT TO THE F SLUR

[pure stirrup]

Doesn’t sound very cool

[vale star]

God you guys are dense

[woven latch]

Oh it’s you again

[cold patio]

I possess a below average wee wee

[pulsar glacier]

You were riding him though. Hop off for once

[stuck ibex]

this dude is so stupid 💔💔

[vale star]

Hes banned, nothing to hop on

[pulsar glacier]

I said that's that stop pinging me.

[junior sandal]

I vote u as a mod @vale star

[cold patio]

No.

[pure stirrup]

What if he was on about the dish

[pulsar glacier]

LOL mod abuse finna be real

[cold patio]

Delete that

[pure stirrup]

Y’all banned someone over food smh.

[cold patio]

Vote for me, I'll be real©®™

[junior sandal]

Hell no

[cold patio]

One problem keeping y'all big ahh hell

[vale star]

Nah chess is gonna be mod

[pulsar glacier]

Nah frl. People can't even enjoy cultural meals they share with their families.

[cold patio]

vote for me.

[stuck ibex]

@vale star dms 💀

[junior sandal]

Oh ok ig

[lunar oar]

I been having bad dreams

[pulsar glacier]

Like how am I gonna find any Femboys now, he was the plug.

[cold patio]

Do not slide into my boys dms please, I preordered

[pure stirrup]

ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘

[vale star]

I have mod experience actually, but chess is the active mod at mands discord so he kinda got receipts lmao

[pure stirrup]

You ain’t getting paid sit ur ass down bro

[pulsar glacier]

Where can I preorder aswell?

[junior sandal]

Nice

Wtaf

[stuck ibex]

its on my OnlyShangs

[cold patio]

smoke r you asian

[junior sandal]

No

[pulsar glacier]

I love your bio😍

[cold patio]

Your soul is... Everyones?

[stuck ibex]

everyone's soul is mine

[pure stirrup]

Ew gross no larping

[junior sandal]

I'm Italian and polish, and I can have a short fuse irl

[pulsar glacier]

Prowling in chats be like:

[pure stirrup]

I’m outta here

[cold patio]

how do I ignite it

[pulsar glacier]

Get freaky🤤

[cold patio]

ez

freaky is real

[stuck ibex]

thanks

[junior sandal]

By shutting ur mouth

[pulsar glacier]

I heard you got sauce.

[cold patio]

anyways as previously stated I watched a live vasectomy video

[pulsar glacier]

I'm into that

[cold patio]

it's pretty cool, like cutting strings

[woven latch]

No.

[cold patio]

bro is trying too hard

[pulsar glacier]

I want some noodles right now

[pulsar glacier]

You're trying too hard. I'm already hard.

[cold patio]

real©®™

[pulsar glacier]

We are not the same

[cold patio]

there's nothing I can do about that

real©®™

[junior sandal]

Why are u here?

[pulsar glacier]

Why aren't you here?

[cold patio]

cause I lightly indulge in MKM

[junior sandal]

I'm here for mkm

[pulsar glacier]

I've never played it in my life. I was invited by a friend. I still don't know what mkm is about

[stuck ibex]

why is carly rae jepsen so peak 🙏

[stuck ibex]

its just gore

[pure stirrup]

Can someone kick this guy in his face

[pulsar glacier]

Because rah rah ooh rah rah

[pulsar glacier]

PLEASEEE steel toe

[junior sandal]

So, leave

[coral ruin]

lol which one

[pure stirrup]

Everyone now

[pulsar glacier]

That's not very welcoming.

[vale star]

Nnite am I still bad after they did it a second time

[pure stirrup]

Idk what you are on about

[pulsar glacier]

Vote to ban this guy guys. He was mean to me for no reason.

[misty nexus]

RAINBOW HAS SOMETHING TO SAY EVERYONE…

[pure stirrup]

Re type that sentence.

[misty nexus]

SILENCE…

[cold patio]

dms pls

we need to discuss

[vale star]

Ah nvm

[pure stirrup]

No please

[pulsar glacier]

Idk if I wanna dm you I saw what you sent😭

[pure stirrup]

I wanna understand.

[pulsar glacier]

And sheiva is NOT that hot

[junior sandal]

Real

[coral ruin]

@junior sandal they butchered smoke on mk1 unfortunately

[cold patio]

bro why does no one wants to converse with me

[junior sandal]

Ye ik

[misty nexus]

Ur lucky my best friend is a femboy he’ll love to chat with you if I told him you like femboys

[pulsar glacier]

LOL because I caught a screenshot of that chat log😭

[coral ruin]

But mk9 smoke still goat ngl

[cold patio]

@woven latch knows what you're talking about fortunately

[pulsar glacier]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE

[cold patio]

real

[vale star]

Nah nah its just drama I shouldnt have said it lol

[pure stirrup]

🤷

[junior sandal]

Yh

[vale star]

I didnt know robin was into that

[stuck ibex]

this is mkm, u either get this or an insanely gorey death threat 💀

[pulsar glacier]

Yeah people are so unwelcoming some times

[pure stirrup]

You guys are all degenerates!

[misty nexus]

He’s really cute and sweet, but also clingy naughty lol 😂

[pure stirrup]

Stop talking about your fantasies in the server

[vale star]

I just wanna regenerate:(

[pulsar glacier]

I just want a small man to uhhh cuddle with totally

[cold patio]

y

[woven latch]

BUDDY YOU LITERALLY SENT ME SHEEVA PICTURES WITH THAT

[misty nexus]

Idk if you’ll want that

[junior sandal]

Wait, me?

[pulsar glacier]

You're telling me he's a freak in the sheets?

[cold patio]

hush my little munchkin

[woven latch]

wtf

[pulsar glacier]

You of all people polish friend.

[cold patio]

we talk about that in DMS

[vale star]

Yo deN

[misty nexus]

If that’s how you like it ig

[cold patio]

all caps

[junior sandal]

Can u stfu

[vale star]

dEn it is

[pulsar glacier]

Well I'm not supposed to like it. WE are supposed to like it

[cold patio]

close enough

[pure stirrup]

Porque es charla feo

[pulsar glacier]

Idk can you make me🤤

[misty nexus]

Oh my

[vale star]

Thanks for understanding

[cold patio]

what u want

[junior sandal]

No, but mods can

[pulsar glacier]

Sorry. He set me off it won't happen again guys. I apologize for letting my dark passenger out

[cold patio]

I have like 4 grams

[vale star]

5 dolla

[cold patio]

BRUH

[pulsar glacier]

BRO just say you want me or stop pinging me it's literally that simple

[cold patio]

5 dollars worth will get you like a quarter gram

at most

[junior sandal]

K pls stop

[pulsar glacier]

K stop pinging me lil bro

[vale star]

Omg I said that exact same thing last week

[stuck ibex]

u just described me, are I your bestie??

[cold patio]

you didn't mean it silly

[pulsar glacier]

So you want me to leave you alone but you don't have to leave me alone? Makes sense.

[vale star]

I did tho

[cold patio]

oh hush, you!

😊

[junior sandal]

I just did that last one for fun

[vale star]

Was it the akira accused me guy, he got super mad at me for pinging him lol

[pulsar glacier]

@junior sandal wanna get freaky in dms or what

[junior sandal]

Nah I'm good

[pulsar glacier]

People who ping me this much are typically in my dms

So I'd recommend not pinging me or I'm gonna have to send you some freaky things I'm dms

[pure stirrup]

Mi amor por ti cucaracha, es muy grande

[vale star]

Den 2.0

[cold patio]

@pulsar glacier @pulsar glacier
@pulsar glacier @pulsar glacier
@pulsar glacier @pulsar glacier

[pulsar glacier]

By all account it would be your fault not mine @junior sandal

[cold patio]

pls

[junior sandal]

U can get freaky with @cold patio

[pulsar glacier]

Oh really? What youlooking for

[cold patio]

dms

[pulsar glacier]

Ok but I wanna get freaky with you because you're pinging me more than he is

[vale star]

Draco quit guys, we were to much

[misty nexus]

EXCUSE ME

[stuck ibex]

do you think charlie wears white shirts to keep the inner alpha wolf locked away? like if he wears black his edgy demons come out and edge everywhere

[pulsar glacier]

I mean you're literally interacting with me the most. You MUST be into me

[cold patio]

realest theory

[junior sandal]

I'm not pinging u, I'm replying to u

[vale star]

Ping

[stuck ibex]

hits the matpat pose but hey, it's just a theory

[vale star]

Reply

[junior sandal]

Oh

Nvm

[vale star]

I didnt know he had a signature pose

[stuck ibex]

the PNG with his hand on his cheek

sounds crazy out of context

[pulsar glacier]

Pings me all the same. I want you.

[stuck ibex]

he says he doesn't want u but secretly smoke does

everyone knows no means maybe

[pulsar glacier]

Oh I know. I want him too

[thorny vigil]

Crzy.

[pulsar glacier]

Alright pal. I didn't say that

[cold patio]

real

[pulsar glacier]

However no, and then interacting with you 4 more times is definitely yes

Yk just like @junior sandal

[stuck ibex]

"saying no 4 more times makes it a yes" noted, thanks

[cold patio]

Double double negative is super yes

[pulsar glacier]

No no, you misunderstood

I didn't interact with them and they kept interacting with me because they are an Italian/polish man with a short fuse

Their words not mine

[cold patio]

I wonder if anything else is short

[stuck ibex]

let's hope that's their only short thing

[stuck ibex]

bro u read my mind 😭

[pulsar glacier]

😂

[cold patio]

Bro I'm over hydrated

I legitimately peed straight clearly

Looks like spring water

I know this cause I'm typing while peeing

I don't know why I always cut to like 2.5

[tardy geode]

[pulsar glacier]

I'm... Into that?

[cold patio]

Like buzz cut, when my hair is naturally curly and grows real fast

real!

[pulsar glacier]

Over hydration is my specialist perk.

[cold patio]

cod mobile class or whatever

[pulsar glacier]

Nah freak ops 2 perk

[cold patio]

new BO3 emblem (I think), diddler flag

[pulsar glacier]

Oh umyumyum

[lunar oar]

[cold patio]

I'm gonna sleep in peace and harmony knowing known of y'all goofy texts on screen bozos are gonna affect me when I'm 65 on my 4O1k

[hearty copper]

finished another test, woooooo

[pure stirrup]

You ain’t getting a 401k bum

🦭

[thorny vigil]

Think u did well?

[cold patio]

doesn't affect me

[pure stirrup]

Nonchalant bro

[limpid trail]

Question: is weekend dad good?

I need one more for FX

[vale star]

Yea but you dont need to FX it

[limpid trail]

Why? Unless it's from Krypt or if the Twisted Tower returns again

[vale star]

The FX effect isnt that great, and the normal effect is basically the same duration

[pure stirrup]

So

Might as well max it out.

[vale star]

Spending 15 fusions on it is not worth ut

[long raven]

15 for fx gear ? I thought its same like chars

[vale star]

No its more for equipment

[pure stirrup]

He never specified how to

[vale star]

Ok well its not in krypt store rn

So its either fusions, or irl money

Neither are worth it

Go max like, token or finka or mantle, something with an impactful FX

[long raven]

Jason rare too

[vale star]

Yep that too, I mean theres like 20 rares worth upgrading

[limpid trail]

Best rare gear to max using the fuse cards?

[long raven]

Token i think

[vale star]

Stalker honestly is probably the go to

That or a res gear

[lost musk]

Do u have a resume of pass rewards?

I mean i did not calculate what i get for spending 25$

[crude oar]

is edenian blood kitana mk1 kitana?

[lost musk]

No

[pure stirrup]

?

It’s easy to grind don’t worry

[woven latch]

Easy to get

[vale star]

Nah

[hearty copper]

got 100 fr!!!

[woven latch]

Nuh uh

I call bs

[hearty copper]

ok?

[woven latch]

Can’t be true

[hearty copper]

tell dat to my teacher then

[woven latch]

I will.

[hearty copper]

uh huh

[woven latch]

Yuh uh cause why not

[hearty copper]

anywaysss

[tardy geode]

Mk11

[junior sandal]

Wut?

[dense pulsar]

Hmm

[pulsar glacier]

I want you.

[gritty ridge]

what the

[near badge]

hin motal komabtans

[thorny vigil]

W fr

[junior sandal]

Wtf

[broken karma]

I wish😔💔

Is mileena supposed to drop tomorrow? Genuine question

[lunar oar]

How are the compensations going?

Never got mine

[thorny vigil]

Were u affected??

[lunar oar]

Yes

[thorny vigil]

💀

[thorny vigil]

Shi alrdy passed I think

[lunar oar]

I messaged them so oh well

[thorny vigil]

💀🙏

[lunar oar]

I’m not too broken up about it I hit my daily dks every day anyways

[lost musk]

@thorny vigil Can u make a review for me

[thorny vigil]

Hm?

[lost musk]

What i get from pass pro or contra

I mean if somebody does put the prob like this for me i can see if is bad or not

[lost musk]

Sorry forgot to ping u a lil

[thorny vigil]

Nah phone js died

[thorny vigil]

Hmm

[pure stirrup]

Get premium+ if you will complete the entire thing

It’s the best value pass we ever had.

Other wise don’t bother. You’ll just miss out

[thorny vigil]

So i should buy huh?

[lost musk]

Thats my question atm

Here are my contra:
I m strong af already

[pure stirrup]

I mean can you please speak English