💬-general

[raw herald]

well.. ya need to upgrade to make debuffs/buffs last longer

[vale star]

yeah i kno but ion think its worth it at all

[raw herald]

depends on which kameo, plus...

i don't think you're gonna upgrade. you're literally new lmao

better spend these for dk packs instead

[proper scaffold]

and most importantly, not all fighters who are good are good kameos

and vice versa

[vale star]

ive only got one kameo, scorpion, ive js been scared to open a kameo pack cus its 15 dks n i only get maybe 10 a day n 5 of them are free

[vale star]

na im not

[raw herald]

but... nimble reptile

[raw herald]

yeah good

[proper scaffold]

what abt kracken reptile

[raw herald]

speed as buff is better though

[vale star]

4 klassic rain fusions out of a 10 pull

[proper scaffold]

he has speed on sp2 aswell i think

[raw herald]

it's slow

as debuff

[proper scaffold]

nimble has slow ?

[raw herald]

speed

[proper scaffold]

bro 4get it

[raw herald]

but kraken nah, it's slow

but i don't think he's that of a good fighter though, could be better

but he's good as a kameo purely because of these effects

[proper scaffold]

perhaps both nimble and kracken can be good

sometimes slow can be useful as well

[raw herald]

kraken only good for enemy

[proper scaffold]

for interruptions

[vale star]

all those years of having klassic sonya n i always thought she was terrible, only js started using her this year n fw her hella

[raw herald]

yeah, sometimes but ehh

[proper scaffold]

i was talking abt his effects as kameo

[raw herald]

it's an okay debuff

[gray marsh]

NAHHH

[proper scaffold]

lmao the splashes can be deadly sometimes

[raw herald]

just pick nimble lmao

[gray marsh]

WHY KABAL IS GOOFY HUH 😭😭

[proper scaffold]

what goofy

[raw herald]

his passive kinda sucks.. but good for enemy ai idk why

[proper scaffold]

yeh

[gray marsh]

He ain't doin nothing now , 😭

[proper scaffold]

lmao ik kabal is so bad now

[raw herald]

he still does stun but he doesn't remove the stun on you

[vale star]

nimble is horrific, i lowk dont mind kraken at all though

[raw herald]

good.. i'm not using him

[proper scaffold]

neither i

[gray marsh]

Blud was my favorite counter pick 😢

[raw herald]

as a kameo? or character? lmao

[vale star]

character

[gray marsh]

Look what they done..

[raw herald]

both terrible as character

[proper scaffold]

this update they murdered kabal

[gray marsh]

Karacter

[raw herald]

good, i ain't using him

[vale star]

nimble is terrible as a character, idk anything abt nimble or krakens kameos. but kraken as a character isnt good, but its not as bad as everyone claims to b

[proper scaffold]

noxious one is better imo

[raw herald]

you say that as if you know the characters but then say "idk anything abt"

[proper scaffold]

2nd best reptile

[raw herald]

bruh

why even comment

[vale star]

i havent looked into anyones kameos

[raw herald]

ehh.... i guess so

[raw herald]

well no need to worry about them anyways

[proper scaffold]

hmmm

[raw herald]

just that their xray regen is amazing

[proper scaffold]

all reptiles have regen

[vale star]

cus kraken reptile isnt as bad as everyone says. everyone reads his passive as if the goal is to get hit, u js play normally but if youre hit they hav a chance to b punsihed

[raw herald]

it is a bad...

if your passive revolves around getting hit, why?

[vale star]

na its not

[raw herald]

like just... attack, take ur turn

lmao

[vale star]

yeah but people read that passive and think the goal of the character is to get hit. you js play normally, and if youre hit (which everyone gets hit) then you have a chance to punish them for hitting you

[raw herald]

then that just means you're not utilizing the characters to their full potential

you're literally playing a character that don't have a passive in that regard lol

[vale star]

passive punishment, ontop of acid from spatks ontop of the good damage they deal isnt even that bad

[raw herald]

"punish them for hitting you" how about you punish them by hitting??

[raw herald]

it is awful, as players, we do less damage but as for ai, they actually do hurt

they would do like 5k+ damage, but for us it's peanuts

like 800 damage or something lmao

[vale star]

everyone gets hit in fights. the goal is NOT to get hit, youre just going to get hit regardless. and when you do you can punish them without even doing anything, the passive does it itself

[raw herald]

you're not going to get hit lmao

[vale star]

getting hit + dealing 5k damage > getting hit + dealing 0 damage

[raw herald]

if you know what you're doing

[raw herald]

how about NOT getting hit?

have you tried that before

[olive wagon]

How do you not get hit?

[vale star]

doesnt come down to that. klassic mileena for example, on one of her combos, if you dont get a block breaker on it, theres a delay before you can hit again, so youre going to get hit regardless

[raw herald]

always take ur turn, abuse the mechanics

literally spam debuff

[raw herald]

it does come down to that, we have equips lmao

[vale star]

so do i, but it doesnt always activate. its chance based

[raw herald]

i would rather take that chance

than use "passive punishment characters"

[gray marsh]

🏙️

[vale star]

idk how youre not understanding what im saying

[glass haven]

Just play characters who have really good basics

You won't ever get hit

[raw herald]

I do understand but it is not optimal the way you're playing

[raw herald]

yeah.. that's just how it is

[glass haven]

Especially now that you have kameos

[vale star]

nah youre not, cus when you respond its not what im tryna say at all

idk how to explain it though so fair enough

[raw herald]

I do understand.. but the thing is that you don't understand that there's way better characters that has better passives

[olive wagon]

Why to even discuss about krak reptile he's trash that's it discussion ends

[raw herald]

but as i said before if your passive relies on you getting hit, why even?

[vale star]

theres better characters, but kraken reptile isnt as horrendous as some people say

[raw herald]

take a look at klassic jax

[raw herald]

he is horrendous

[glass haven]

He is most definitely horrendous

[gray marsh]

He's lvl 1 and F1 now 💀

[desert peak]

Takeeda talks too much for a meh character...... So annoying

[raw herald]

hey how's your kollection going btw

[vale star]

not sure how takeda is a diamond btw

[raw herald]

he just is...

wish he had another counterpart diamond

[desert peak]

Fine fine and fine

[raw herald]

show me

[vale star]

whoever said that, i agree

[raw herald]

you promised

[desert peak]

He's too lame to be a diamond....

[vale star]

real

[polar lily]

any1 knows how to get free klassic

[vale star]

cant

[desert peak]

OK...... I'll tag you in kollections in a moment

[polar lily]

lol

[vale star]

nothing worse then opening the krypt store after a week n seeing all garbage

[polar lily]

whats yall main team

mine is klassic jade, lizard noob saibot and scorpion (ninjitsu or mk11)

[olive wagon]

Mk11Jade mk11 scorp klassic rain

[vale star]

swarm queen dvorah, scourge baraka n master of souls ermac

I have like 40 teams so

[polar lily]

damn

[olive wagon]

Dvorah is literally the worst character in whole game

[vale star]

yes i kno

[olive wagon]

Doesn't matter what fusion or level

[polar lily]

riyal

[glass haven]

I haven't used my swarm queen dvorah since like 2016

[polar lily]

same

[vale star]

the kung lao with a bronze character passive is the worst in the game i reckon

[raw herald]

that one, i admit, a pretty funny passive lmao

[polar lily]

for me its dvorah and kotal
kahn

[olive wagon]

Nah still miles ahead from bug b..iatch

[vale star]

hell na

[polar lily]

real

[desert peak]

Something has to be done about Kabal restless AI....... He's extremely annoying

[thorny vigil]

😂😂😂

[desert peak]

Punching air even when you're down is so silly

[raw herald]

ah yes the aggressive ai

[raw herald]

when they do that, just press a special attack lol

[thorny vigil]

Fr tho

[desert peak]

Mf been doing combo ender wit empty space

[crimson copper]

same lmao

i just chose scorp cause of mk11

[thorny vigil]

💀

Nah but watching my special attacks cancel because of the walk animation is bs.

[desert peak]

Don't know nightmare Jason do cancel X ray attack too.... Lmao

[desert peak]

I do hate this for Kameo......

[polar lily]

any one got darkest knight noob saibot

[cold patio]

I love when Jason is far away and activates his x ray, he slowly walks towards you or the opponent with his arm extended out to choke them and just yanks their throat

[polar lily]

damn

[cold patio]

real Jason momento

[thorny vigil]

Nah ain't talkin abt that...its like I click cos Liu's sp1 and bro only does a kick and then start walking

[thorny vigil]

I like when he misses lmao

[cold patio]

I also love how the kameos sp2 have different animations for what character you use

[raw herald]

yeah that one is pretty nice

[cold patio]

Most females kick, Jason bonks them on the head and watches like a few others and some just gut punch

[thorny vigil]

Real

[cold patio]

The Jason animation doesn't fit lol

[raw herald]

yep

but at least he looks cool

[cold patio]

He bonks them on the head then when the kameo attacks, he stands by and watches with a martial arts pose lol

I didn't know Jason was Ip man

[thorny vigil]

😂

[cold patio]

Hope his pupils don't get killed by an Aspirin either

[thorny vigil]

💀.

[glass haven]

@vale star would u say the 20 tower equip pack is worth it

[frail stirrup]

Why doesn't Kombat Pass trial "Win 30 matches with Quan Chi" on your team count if I use him as a guest card in battle mode?

[thorny vigil]

Guest card

[frail stirrup]

So I need to own it for the trial to count

[olive wagon]

Dark magic doesn't affect klassic rain?

[raw herald]

huh

what's the description for dark magic

[cold patio]

He counts as outworld and martial artist.

Read his passive

he's basically almost everything except nomad and Netherrealm

[raw herald]

class

[dapper hedge]

More like.. read the modifier description

[raw herald]

but he said klassic rain

[cold patio]

OH

[raw herald]

not raiden

[cold patio]

RAIN

dyslexia moment

[raw herald]

yeah that's why i said description lol

klassic rainden

[dapper hedge]

Raindude

[vale star]

20 for 20 and 50 for 40 are the best knes

[cold patio]

rain is edenian (outworld) I guess, so if it's only outworld characters affected, he good

[cold patio]

Only outworld are safe*

[vale star]

I wouldnt get the others unless you want the 3 epics for 20 dollars but thats a true whales game there

[raw herald]

i don't really buy packs for these kind of equips but.. honestly.. i feel like the pack for nightmare 20 isn't worth it

just because.. you know nightmare arrives at halloween

i feel like it's consistent at this point

[vale star]

I think a majority of those buying it cant or highly struggle towers without rare pieces, so if it gets you enough to farm a F200 then... pretty good

[dapper hedge]

Nightmare comes when you haven't received ur paycheck

[raw herald]

i guess so, that's true, it honestly makes me tempted whenever a new tower pops up and they just kinda go ham trying to sell these new gears lmao

[cold patio]

do we get a free fire god Liu for rizzmas? He has white hair, he's basically god... Real Santa Claus found

[cold patio]

replace the r in rizzmas with a j

[raw herald]

if i ever pay money in this game.. it would never go to nightmare tower

probably... edenian tower or klassic tower imo

they just have really solid gears

[dapper hedge]

Ik which game you do spend tho

[cold patio]

Roadblocks fr

[vale star]

Yeah, there was a time I did that

But now I develop strats and try new things in every tower, deliberately using literally 0 tower gear as a challenge so... not to desirable for me lol

[glass haven]

Best ones* ?

[raw herald]

I actually try do that as well, just not using gears from the tower

[cold patio]

hehehe, you sound stewpid

Lern 2 spel

idiit*
soz 4 tipo

[vale star]

Most recently was my mk11 liu kang setup, now that finally I have him maxed lol

[dapper hedge]

can't use emoji
sad

[cold patio]

😭

just use : sob : idiit

[dapper hedge]

:"(

[cold patio]

real

[dapper hedge]

:v

[cold patio]

I think I have a thing for those

Emoticons

ಠ⁠ω⁠ಠ

real

(⁠☞ﾟ⁠∀ﾟ⁠)⁠☞

[raw herald]

i'm still too lazy to change teams, i'm just bruteforcing them with gears rn

[dapper hedge]

Feels like early 2000

[dapper hedge]

Just admit
ur a yellow dude fanboi

[vale star]

Ngl, this liu kang setup is quickly becoming the best non team soak setup ive ever tried out

It outpaces infinite sp2 erron by quite alot

Which is saying something considering they completely nuked that setup lol

[raw herald]

.. actually im not using mk11 scorpion in this tower lmao

[raw herald]

sounds pretty nice, i might try it one day tbh

[dapper hedge]

Naw you make me more than a fanboi, since I use him lol

[gray marsh]

Baka

[glass haven]

@vale star which tower has best epics in your opinion

[vale star]

Elder wind

[midnight bloom]

If Rambo got add in mk mobile what will he wil be called?

[stuck ibex]

fanboy? nah I'm a passionate lover for him

[crimson copper]

should i open netherrealm pack? i need quan chi within 13 days

[stuck ibex]

I have him f2 because the game hates me 🥰

[stuck ibex]

I'd say yeah buy it, decent diamonds in it

if I had joker or jason I could've gotten 50 DK

there's 5 trials I can complete but I need 6 to get to the krystals 😭😭

[gray marsh]

Rahhhh

[thorny vigil]

U don't have a Quan?

[devout hornet]

Mk1 Johnny cage when?

[versed lichen]

@glass haven White Lotus Tower has the best epics

[cold patio]

Marlboro is back

Marlboro "Cigarettes" Smokeworth Junior

had to hit em with the legal

Corporate voice: ENGAGE

[tardy fulcrum]

dude what

[cold patio]

real

[gray marsh]

Oooo la la

Just Got klassic smoke

I need some suggestions on smoke team

[thorny vigil]

Full kl team

[gray marsh]

Kl Liu
Kl shang Tsung
Kl smoke?
Will this work?

[thorny vigil]

Sure

[gray marsh]

Need some powerful synergy

Maybe remove kl Liu boi and replace with kl jade?

RAHHHH

[thorny vigil]

Even that works

[gray marsh]

I HATE MY BRAIN 😭

I WISH I WAS SAMRT 😭😭🙄

[thorny vigil]

...

[gray marsh]

hmph

tch

[thorny vigil]

.

[gray marsh]

stare stare

👀

[stuck ibex]

I wish I was stupid

[tardy fulcrum]

😐

[tough folio]

Is klassic smoke, scorp and noob a good krypt team? If it is, how much would i need to level them up until i can do the easiest difficulty of the krypt?

[stuck ibex]

being stupid is such a blessing tho ngl

literally nobody expects anything of you if ur not smart 🤩

[thorny vigil]

Around F3 or f4

[olive wagon]

I've heard of death wish

[stuck ibex]

I think klassic shang instead of noob is better

[tough folio]

man wtf

[thorny vigil]

💀

[stuck ibex]

I have f1 kl scorp, f2 kl smoke, but only f0 Shang 😔

its okay though I have the best klassic, aka subzero, at f2 !

[cold patio]

how is your smoke higher than your scorp

he's like the easiest best character

[thorny vigil]

lmao

[crimson copper]

skip

[crimson copper]

yeah

how many should i open

[thorny vigil]

Not even gold..?

[crimson copper]

yep im new

[cold patio]

I also just got mk11 sub from 1 beginner summon, I'll forgive my luck for now

[crimson copper]

havent opened any packs except begginer summons

[crimson copper]

3?

[thorny vigil]

Well idk

[cold patio]

#🗡-kollection

[olive wagon]

I literally got 2mk11 scorp from 2 beginner pack those were my last 2 packs

[cold patio]

REAL

[crimson copper]

damn lucky

[thorny vigil]

Try it

[crimson copper]

aight

[stuck ibex]

what what

[stuck ibex]

I got him twice from faction wars pack

[tough folio]

will i lose anything if i go in f0?

[thorny vigil]

Nah u js won't get shi

[crimson copper]

no quan chi</3

very heart breaking

[stuck ibex]

should I buy klassic ermac to unlock him or buy f2 scorpion

[thorny vigil]

Pain...

[tawdry cradle]

wsg chat

[crimson copper]

https://discord.com/channels/667853623803379712/667856256051970048

[thorny vigil]

I would give a copy if could

[stuck ibex]

first time someone wants quan

[crimson copper]

open more?

[tawdry cradle]

unlock klassic ermac

[crimson copper]

i need it for trial quest

combat pass

[stuck ibex]

alright, I'll save up then

[gray marsh]

Ermac

[cold patio]

jetstreak pan

[tawdry cradle]

lmao

[thorny vigil]

Real

[gray marsh]

Sam

[cold patio]

why is everyone saying real now, did I start a trend

[gray marsh]

Real

[stuck ibex]

after I unlock ermac I just aim for Fx kl scorp right?

[cold patio]

Real.

[gray marsh]

Real

[thorny vigil]

U did not start shi

[cold patio]

real

[thorny vigil]

Stop the self glaze😭🙏

[gray marsh]

Real

[gray marsh]

For Real

[stuck ibex]

you're him

[cold patio]

I have like 4 people saying I started it

[gray marsh]

Sounds Real enough

[cold patio]

Stop the capperoni and cheese

[vale star]

How many people here actually play mkm lol

[thorny vigil]

I do

[gray marsh]

Nah I'd win

[thorny vigil]

Only bcz I'm donny tho

[tawdry cradle]

i got peak souls
4 souls
sounds like no tower for me today

[cold patio]

I play Minecraft kantree mobile

the new Minecraft PE

[gray marsh]

I'd rather ate a car

[thorny vigil]

💀💀

[cold patio]

Bro rathers past tense

[thorny vigil]

Real

[cold patio]

real

have a bright future weh fulla darkness

[thorny vigil]

🧍‍♂️

[cold patio]

Did you make your account when you were 8?

r/im14andthisisdeep

[crimson copper]

5 more? hehehehehehe

[thorny vigil]

U wouldn't understand lmao

[thorny vigil]

Bro might be an addict

[cold patio]

BRO ACTUALLY SAID THE THING LMAOOOOO

R/im14andthisisdeep

[crimson copper]

this is why i dont open packs

once i go i wont stop

[thorny vigil]

💀💀

[thorny vigil]

Me fr

[crimson copper]

k last 5

[thorny vigil]

GL tho

[tawdry cradle]

and not feeling like to play game generally today

atleast i still got my streak

[thorny vigil]

W fr

[crimson copper]

MAN THIS GAME HATES ME

[thorny vigil]

No Quan after like 9 packs is crazy

[vale star]

Skill issue

[cold patio]

Donald

Pick up the phone

[thorny vigil]

I ain't no Donald

Tf😭

[cold patio]

what is Donny then

Don Donald?

Republican mob boss

[proper scaffold]

elder wind tower laughing in the corner

one of the best epic- ceremonial pipe

also matokan snakeskin

[cold patio]

what about

murican snakeskin

what wrong wit' murica

[vale star]

Fang lol

Skin is the armor

[topaz wren]

I mean, the matokans are based off of native americans

[vale star]

Elder wind is #1 for me

[versed lichen]

Those epics not better than WL

[vale star]

I love pipe

[cold patio]

No, silly, the real Americans are the people that stole their land!

MURICA.

[proper scaffold]

lol i didn't mention it as epic

[thorny vigil]

Pretty much

[cold patio]

Pick up the phone Don Donald

[vale star]

Both towers have 3 god pieces and 1 bad piece

[thorny vigil]

Nah

[cold patio]

big iron

[vale star]

Don don don don dooon

[thorny vigil]

Bad piece in wlt? Is that errons epic?

[vale star]

Yes

[thorny vigil]

Tf💀

[thorny vigil]

Bcz of the nerf?😭🙏

[versed lichen]

I think a new account would benefit more from WL epics than Elder Wind. Just my take though. @vale star

[cold patio]

Bro saw one bugged video and glazed

[vale star]

The nerf made it from a gimmick to garbage

[vale star]

F0 pipe clears

[topaz wren]

broken garbage to be exact

[thorny vigil]

Real

[cold patio]

Anyways I just shot the sheriff directly between the eyes

I think I'm gonna sing my last cowboy song

[thorny vigil]

W

[proper scaffold]

varmint's lucky hat is one of the MVP gears

[gray marsh]

Fr fr

[vale star]

Hi

[vale star]

The question was the epics only

[gray marsh]

Holæ

[cold patio]

Bro disables mention when replying

[gray marsh]

Idk it happened

[vale star]

Either way, both towers clear the rest of the competition

[indigo river]

is it just me or are the drop rates for gear garbage for the current towers?

[proper scaffold]

but in terms of gears EWT>>>>

[cold patio]

real

[versed lichen]

I don’t disagree but Shintai of Malice is up there too when it comes to rares

[vale star]

Yes they are lower than other towrrs

[gray marsh]

Sounds real enough

[cold patio]

everything is real to me

[thorny vigil]

Nah it's not js u

[cold patio]

don't worry hatsune miku

[proper scaffold]

now i agree WLT is the best tower lmao

[cold patio]

you're real to me

[gray marsh]

Nah I'd ate a car

[cold patio]

real

[gray marsh]

real

[thorny vigil]

Finna start sayin this

[cold patio]

realest

[vale star]

I hope the next tower has more team effects they are so good lol

[gray marsh]

realing

[proper scaffold]

🥶 shintai of the north is just too OP

[glass haven]

Gotcha

[cold patio]

realution

[thorny vigil]

Realllll

[vale star]

SOTN is a little overrated imo, still S tier mind you

Did u guys think fatal is hard

[gray marsh]

realiating

[gray marsh]

No it's insane

[cold patio]

Realismist

[indigo river]

this is not exactly a fatal

[proper scaffold]

god's helper tanuki can be useful aswell

[vale star]

Tanuki being rng until maxed is a shame

Mand says they made fatal easy

[proper scaffold]

it's best for fujin makes him a tank

[gray marsh]

Nah jit trippin

[thorny vigil]

Peak

[indigo river]

it is and it isn't. just know that fatals are mostly much harder

[proper scaffold]

sad you don't have it (fujin)

[thorny vigil]

The one mk11 the game refuses to give smh

[topaz wren]

u aint got no mk11 fujin???? damn life is tough

[thorny vigil]

Real

[glass haven]

Which pack is better: $20 dark knight and 2 tower epics or $20 20 tower equips

[thorny vigil]

Game ain't givin😔

[cold patio]

Guys I have real terminal stick drift

[indigo river]

would if you stopped yapping and played more instead

[gray marsh]

real

[crimson copper]

Aaaaaa

[cold patio]

Whenever I'm moving, my right stick just swaps to the right

[crimson copper]

spin the wheel i quit or not

[cold patio]

I can't aim cause it actually jiggles

[crimson copper]

lol

[gray marsh]

Sus

[proper scaffold]

[FUJIN] On incoming Special attack or X-ray/Fatal Blow, there is a 40% chance that Fujin will summon a Wind Shield that will not allow this Special Attack to deal more damage than 10% of his Max Health. (THIS SLAPS LOL)

[thorny vigil]

Nah I'd ate a car

[gray marsh]

Nah I'd ateing a car rn

[thorny vigil]

Real

[thorny vigil]

💀

[crimson copper]

aight bye

[proper scaffold]

lmao bro fked up all the tenses (past+ present )

[cold patio]

I'm gonna Google reverse image your pfp and I swear if it's a generic Tumblr or Pinterest emo boi pfp I'm gonna lick your lips.

[gray marsh]

Not

[gray marsh]

Ik ik I'm so smart 😩😫

[proper scaffold]

🤠 🫵

[indigo river]

diddy disciple over here

[vale star]

Dk pack

[slender jasper]

what are you doing here without black knight

[cold patio]

real

[slender jasper]

where is my beloved black knight

[cold patio]

does everybody think I'm black knight junior

[slender jasper]

yes.

[vale star]

Is klassic Liu kang really really good

[cold patio]

real? @lean plank

[slender jasper]

black knight is batman and youre his robin

[indigo river]

nah he is really really really good

[cold patio]

bro don't do that, batman was and is my crush fr

like actually fr

[slender jasper]

so jack black knight off

[cold patio]

real

[slender jasper]

logical right?

[cold patio]

he has someone to do that I think

[versed lichen]

People really think Black Knight types with some AI software, he doesn’t, lol.

[slender jasper]

then you must fight for a spot

[cold patio]

chat is this real

[slender jasper]

oh jesus hes about to spit fire again

was

is

[tough folio]

He's just the man

[lean plank]

What's this!!?? Do I hear my name being bandied about!!??

[cold patio]

@thorny vigil I PREDICTED IT

YOUR PFP IS FROM PINTEREST

[cold patio]

guys I think we glazed too hard

[slender jasper]

maybe..?

mon ami black knight

[cold patio]

mi amor

por favor enano

[slender jasper]

black knight nous t'amons

[indigo river]

your name was dragged in a diddy party

[slender jasper]

im crying😭😭😭😭

[cold patio]

You spelled drugged wrong but ok

[lean plank]

I'm feel blessed, so to speak, that grown-ass men appreciate me.

[dense pulsar]

Good evening

[cold patio]

... Guys, he classified us as men..

we love you BK

[vale star]

He was talking to me

[indigo river]

he is wrong

[cold patio]

hop off, it's mine

[cold patio]

he's never wrong

reality shifts to match his words

I can feel my Klinefelter syndrome dissolving

Real

[slender jasper]

was i called a... man..?

how honoring

i feel complete

[cold patio]

That's what she said

[slender jasper]

bk you deserve a nob rub

[indigo river]

you know there are gay servers where you can meet other starved diddy disciples?

[desert anvil]

Please find help

[cold patio]

I love you romantically

[slender jasper]

silence everyone

let bk have a say

[cold patio]

Bk is typing

My burger knight

[crimson copper]

i love u alr

[cold patio]

Love triangle moment tee hee

[indigo river]

y all can have each other, just leave me out of it

[crimson copper]

imagine a three

[cold patio]

Hroovitnir is anti lover boy confirmed

[crimson copper]

three way love

[cold patio]

I just got doctus ab illaec
-Black eques

real

[slender jasper]

how honorable

[cold patio]

chivalrous even

[lean plank]

All of you guys questioning your manhood, just stop. I used to kick it with some guys from Europe back in 2007 to early 2009, grown-ass white men from Australia to England to Scandinavia on a defunct forum called retrogamer.net/forum. They loved me. Even the ones who hated on me (just a small few) really still missed me. Way back in late 2002 people from the northern hemisphere including at least one transplanted Lebanese young female was enamored with me. My Venmo credentials are to follow.

[cold patio]

he's taking longer to type this time

[slender jasper]

beautiful

[cold patio]

bk has insane dad lore

[slender jasper]

inspiring

delightful

[crimson copper]

masterclass

[cold patio]

wonderful

[crimson copper]

wonderful

[slender jasper]

wonderful

[cold patio]

If he was a car, I'd kiss him

[junior sandal]

Soooo mkm related 💀

[slender jasper]

bk were you still in unc status back in 2007

[crimson copper]

If he was monk, I'd kiss him

[cold patio]

Wait for @indigo river to ask him to make his own retrogamer.net server for his friends

[junior sandal]

Ok

[cold patio]

He's like 55 so

30 something isn't that uncly

[junior sandal]

I bet bro doesn't play mkm tbh

[slender jasper]

why wouldn't he

[cold patio]

He's actually top 1% player

[slender jasper]

mk was literally inspired off him

[cold patio]

Real

[junior sandal]

Who? Bk?

[slender jasper]

when ed boon was searching for inspo for shao kahn he took a look at bk and that was enough

boom

[cold patio]

Just like how Lebron Pookie James is top 1% on Madden while being a process basketballer and teddy bear, BK is also top 1% in every MK

[crimson copper]

mkm was made just for him

[cold patio]

bk fathered boon

[lean plank]

Back in late 2002. I was 30 something then. Had 15yo sending me pictures of them in bathing suits, yet they never saw my face.

[junior sandal]

Sure bud

[junior sandal]

Dafuq

[cold patio]

I'm not sure unc should be saying this but props

What are they gonna do? Stop him?

[crimson copper]

unc is a pdf file

[cold patio]

pfft, yeah right

[slender jasper]

lets not forget shao kahn had slaves

[cold patio]

wait

[slender jasper]

who we dont know if they were in adulthood

[cold patio]

shao kahn more like fart Kahn

[junior sandal]

Huh

[slender jasper]

woah didnt even get to read

[cold patio]

Bro's message got censored lol

[slender jasper]

THEYRE TRYING TO SILENCE BK

[junior sandal]

Lol

[cold patio]

The message appears a split second before deletion of warning

[junior sandal]

Who was that?

[slender jasper]

justice for bk

black kahn

[obtuse oxide]

this might be the craziest message i’ve ever seen in the mortal kombat mobile discord server

[crimson copper]

it was prolly deleted because he was too powerful

[cold patio]

Softcore?

real

[crimson copper]

u like softcore?

[cold patio]

I do enjoy it time from time

[junior sandal]

Uh idrc

[slender jasper]

we do

[obtuse oxide]

LMFAO

[cold patio]

step in the line punk

[slender jasper]

😔

[lean plank]

No, sleeze bag. Just beauty as God created it.

[cold patio]

I'm unfriending you if you do that again

[obtuse oxide]

sleeze bag is crazy

[junior sandal]

@tardy geode

[cold patio]

you swashbuckler it was just a question

[cold patio]

woah woah woah

[obtuse oxide]

he’s getting the mods involved …

[crimson copper]

hey

[slender jasper]

not the feds...

[cold patio]

@johnnetherrealm don't let them silence my bro

[slender jasper]

theyre silencing bk...

[topaz fable]

[cold patio]

FLUSH THE MESSAGES

[olive wagon]

Pigs incoming

[tardy geode]

Bruh

[olive wagon]

Here they are

[lean plank]

It's all good. I'm partly trying to keep the mods at bay.

[cold patio]

don't listen to them elder god dracula

Don't suck the fun out of our veins

[vale star]

Bruh

[cold patio]

dutttcch... Think..

draco... Be practical now

[junior sandal]

Who is dutch?

[cold patio]

red dead refrigerator 2 the squeakquel

[junior sandal]

K

[lean plank]

The mods have been plenty real. Only a couple or so are overly sensitive.

[cold patio]

real?

[gray marsh]

Real????

[slender jasper]

real????

[junior sandal]

Fake

[cold patio]

updated bio

[lean plank]

We've talked about a helluva lot more than a teen in her bathing suit up in here.

[slender jasper]

thats so real

[cold patio]

P Knight

[slender jasper]

puff daddy knight

[cold patio]

Puff Knighty

[obtuse oxide]

what the f!#% is this supposed to mean???!

[crimson copper]

real

[slender jasper]

bk is a whole treasure

[desert anvil]

Stop fantasizing

[junior sandal]

Sure bud

[slender jasper]

what would the mkm community do without him

[cold patio]

I talk about licking another man's lips daily in here what do you think

[desert anvil]

You banned obito but keep this dude

[slender jasper]

bk is a veteran

[cold patio]

bro is crying

[gray marsh]

Ayooo

[junior sandal]

Real

[crimson copper]

mkm community literally revolves around bk

[obtuse oxide]

this is diabolical

[slender jasper]

its like saying kill an 80 year old war vet

[lean plank]

It means there's no need to call in the Nat'l Guard over our discourse here.

[cold patio]

he's already going eventually

[obtuse oxide]

agreed.

[slender jasper]

bk did you take part in the cold war

[cold patio]

wasn't cold war like 1970-1990

[placid totem]

When they will give the compensation gift???

[obtuse oxide]

yup

[slender jasper]

but bk is pushing 70

[placid totem]

When

[slender jasper]

surely he mustve fought in it

[lean plank]

Yeah. Like in Red Dawn, I was against the capitalist pigs.

[obtuse oxide]

tuesday

[cold patio]

he's at the tender age of 55 according to him

[placid totem]

Today?

[obtuse oxide]

no, tuesday

[crimson copper]

hes 18 at heart

[placid totem]

Today is Tuesday

[cold patio]

ДА, МОЙ БРАТ, ЧЁРНЫЙ РЫЦАРЬ, ДА!

[junior sandal]

Next week?

[obtuse oxide]

back in 2002 it’s a different story

[slender jasper]

bk do you store baby oil by any chance?

[obtuse oxide]

no, tuesday.

[placid totem]

Mfer

[junior sandal]

Next Tuesday?

[cold patio]

he just buys in bulk from Costco

[obtuse oxide]

next year

[crimson copper]

TACO TUESDAY

[lean plank]

All I understood was Dah.

[junior sandal]

Bruh

[slender jasper]

dah

[obtuse oxide]

it’s just búhos it goes

[cold patio]

Настоящий

[junior sandal]

Wut

[obtuse oxide]

next tuesday

[cold patio]

real

[junior sandal]

Bro nvm

[obtuse oxide]

u got no clue what your saying

[junior sandal]

U don't fym?

[obtuse oxide]

tuesday

[junior sandal]

Monday

[slender jasper]

did bk go to rest!?!

why do i not sense his presence anymore

[obtuse oxide]

whatever, pal.

[cold patio]

he's hibernating like the bear he is

[obtuse oxide]

the green aura all fogged up in general chat

[slender jasper]

hes quite ancient after all

[cold patio]

Bro was Gilgamesh

[slender jasper]

ahem i mean young

[junior sandal]

Bro tbh, u don't know when their giving the compensation lol

[obtuse oxide]

yes i do, tuesday

[junior sandal]

Nah

[obtuse oxide]

yup

[junior sandal]

No

[obtuse oxide]

trust

[junior sandal]

BS

[obtuse oxide]

TRUST

[junior sandal]

Today is Tuesday

[obtuse oxide]

no it isn’t

it’s friday

[junior sandal]

What's today

[versed lichen]

You need a drink?

[obtuse oxide]

sunday

[junior sandal]

Lmao

[obtuse oxide]

this guy smoke is losing it

wow…

[junior sandal]

Look at the calendar

[obtuse oxide]

what’s a calendar

[junior sandal]

Dumb ahh

[obtuse oxide]

black knight is typing up a masterpiece

[lean plank]

I'm busy trying to scroll back to see what was said but the Discord system keeps pulling me back down to the most recent posts automatically.

[junior sandal]

Forget about it

[versed lichen]

@lean plank do the trolls always come on this early?

[obtuse oxide]

i’m walking here

[vale star]

Its all day man

[lean plank]

Brother, I can't even tell what the people have spoken. They're typing their behinds off.

[stable spindle]

What packs are coming next?

[vale star]

Impossible to know

[obtuse oxide]

new pack coming tuesday

[junior sandal]

@vale star please explain to @obtuse oxide that today is Tuesday

[olive wagon]

Spec ops

[obtuse oxide]

who’s tuesday?

[junior sandal]

U

[obtuse oxide]

nope

[versed lichen]

I’m usually not on this early but I’m glad I’m not. Feels like all the edgy people hop on this time. I don’t see them much in the evening.

[vale star]

I think the better action is to ignore obvious trolls

[junior sandal]

Ok

[vale star]

Well, little kids have a bed time

[obtuse oxide]

🧌

[junior sandal]

@obtuse oxide what year is it

[obtuse oxide]

2002

[junior sandal]

Good

[obtuse oxide]

💯

[lean plank]

That's an astute observation. The hornee toads pop up in here in the mornings too.

[thorny vigil]

Ofc it is

[obtuse oxide]

yes, the true adults chat in the mortal kombat mobile general chat at a later time… 💯

[vale star]

Its one or the reasons why I enjoyed mko, was a much older crowd than this game

[topaz wren]

and do you know what the “true adults” chat at that time lol

[obtuse oxide]

nope

[thorny vigil]

Tf yall on...?

[olive wagon]

Plowing their wives?

[topaz wren]

it’s best you don’t

[obtuse oxide]

oh god…

[lean plank]

That's a song by Prince, btw, it's on the B-Side of the 45 rpm, Delirious.

[obtuse oxide]

amazing

[topaz wren]

one of the adult’s “wives” is dvorah

[junior sandal]

No

[olive wagon]

Cursed

[vale star]

I swear if they ever try to bring dvorah back...

[lean plank]

Check it out. You'll like it whether you want to or not.

[topaz wren]

DLC for MK2

[glass haven]

Why does my brutality bar not show up when boss is under 25%

[obtuse oxide]

new patch coming out tuesday

[topaz wren]

you have special ending on?

[glass haven]

No my talents off

[vale star]

Bruh

[topaz wren]

[glass haven]

I swear I did it without the talent

Am I trippin

[vale star]

"Im not using the talent, why isnt it working"

[topaz wren]

because brutality sets let you NATURALLY do it on the LAST opponent

[glass haven]

O ight

[topaz wren]

if you don’t have the talent, you can only do it on the final guy

[obtuse oxide]

silly fella

[glass haven]

Kk

[topaz wren]

talent lets you do it on anyone

[vale star]

Only talented people can

[topaz wren]

of course gotta max it so you don’t need double rng

[vale star]

I like the friendship condition way more even tho you should max it anyways

[glass haven]

Also is it just me or did they nerf kcjcs basics

[vale star]

They didnt, its the walk bug

[glass haven]

Ah

Why so many bugs still

[olive wagon]

With every update game gets worse

[glass haven]

Game was broken when I left, still broken when I come back

Whats crazy is it's not even the same type of broken

[olive wagon]

They fix 2 bugs 5 more pop up

[vale star]

Probably because they closed the entire mobile division

[glass haven]

These bugs are diverse

[topaz wren]

every update is always broken in some way, it’s just how much it’s broken by

sometimes they even revive bugs from the dead years ago lol

🐴

[vale star]

I dont know of many live service games that get less buggy over the years lol

[olive wagon]

Nostalgic

[vale star]

Unless its like... csgo where they dont ever add content but skins

[topaz wren]

what are you talkin about man skins ARE content

[vale star]

Well ig cs2 now

[vale star]

All I can say is developers sing praise everytime they make a game where players care about skins

Grinding for them? Sure I will sometimes. Paying? Hell no

Fortnite cemented that into gaming

[olive wagon]

Pubg ruined itself by adding content

[vale star]

Pubg was still massively popular last I saw, if you include their mobile metrics

[olive wagon]

Should've kept it raw

[vale star]

I dno, I personally hate the genre so

[olive wagon]

I hate that genre too but csgo and pubg were exceptions

[vale star]

Every "pro" geofences for easy lobbies, and every good strategy is camping out for some idiot to run by and supply up for a final battle after waiting 20 fing minutes

[olive wagon]

They ruined pubg appealing to mainstream

[vale star]

Im fine with cs, tho its a bit slow for me. Its just battle royales

[olive wagon]

I like that slow build up and raw feel which pubg gave

Csgo I mainly played cause of my friends and nostalgia

[slender jasper]

that's unfortunate dear bk

[lean plank]

I got that straight from Dr Smith's mouth from the old school TV series, Lost In Space. The women in that scyfy series were beautiful. I had a crush on Angela Cartwright.

[versed lichen]

@vale star what is the best team to auto towers with?

[woven latch]

PATRIOTISM

[woven latch]

Can’t you just mk11 them and they die

[lean plank]

I scrolled back up there a bit, y'all keepin it real.

[slender jasper]

can i get to see how she looks dear bk?

[slender jasper]

real

[woven latch]

Someone has a crush on bk???

Is it you?

[slender jasper]

other way around

[slender jasper]

the whole mkm community

[woven latch]

Also @crude oar did you ever get on yesterday

[woven latch]

Not me. I don’t have a crush on him

[vale star]

I have no idea, I never auto

Probably a tag team

[topaz wren]

as long as they have some consistent defense like resurrections, counters, or shield/healing then it’s fine

that being said, a full strike force team has tons of resurrections

[versed lichen]

What team do you use to auto towers?

[topaz wren]

but if it’s auto, there’s a great chance it tags in scorpion and gets him killed

[obtuse oxide]

my pradas look like tom fords

[topaz wren]

well I don’t auto towers

not at the high level at least

I just have my standard maxed klassics, or mk11s

[lean plank]

Definitely, she was a beautiful young lass. Don't hesitate to binge watch the series. Lost in Space was adventurous, humorous, and extraordinarily deep at times. So, watch it from beginning to end and don't miss any episodes, and you'll see how the characters age and become more involved in their roles.

[topaz wren]

injustice 2 raiden, maybe some other diamond teams like sf I mentioned

[slender jasper]

how are we supposed to know that you're not lying?🤔

[woven latch]

Because im already taken. So that would be a terrible thing if I did

[slender jasper]

i will bk, i will.

[woven latch]

Sounds odd

[slender jasper]

you can always have a sidekick

[woven latch]

I’m not into sidekicks

[slender jasper]

unfortunate

[woven latch]

How???

[olive wagon]

Loyalty is forbidden

[woven latch]

How and why

[slender jasper]

ask bk about the art of sidekicks

[woven latch]

Why

[olive wagon]

Cause I said so, and that's the bottom line

[lean plank]

They made a modern era movie adaptation of the series too. So, it's hardly odd, in any negative connotation of the word, odd.

[slender jasper]

bk, teach em about the value of sidekicks

[olive wagon]

Sidechicks the best

[vale star]

sidechicks = double the money spent on dates

[woven latch]

I’m broke as hell so yk

[vale star]

yeah i cant even afford this one let alone another guy

[woven latch]

Besides that would be weird to have a side girl anyways

[olive wagon]

Jokes on you girl spent more money on me

[lean plank]

Oh shite. Where to start? The Tonight Show had the good brother, Ed McMahon, Letterman had Paul, Rocky had Bullwinkle, etc.

[vale star]

💀

[woven latch]

That’s sad

[woven latch]

Get him a race car

[vale star]

dude im so broke

and hes a motorcycle guy

[olive wagon]

How?

[woven latch]

Ouch

[vale star]

shes wearing the pants of the relationship

[woven latch]

Ya good luck with that

[vale star]

for christmas im getting him the new switch probably

[woven latch]

As in the Nintendo or what? I don’t understand motorcycle stuff

[vale star]

nintendo

[woven latch]

All I’m gonna need is a new graphics card

Still have to pick it out first

[vale star]

Wait for 50 series and get after market 3090

[olive wagon]

Lmao, no way

[vale star]

yup

[woven latch]

She definitely is

[olive wagon]

She must be in for rude awakening then

[vale star]

whoever spends the most money on the other is definitely the pants of the relationship

[woven latch]

So she buys you everything or ehat

[vale star]

i dont think shell mind finding out her broke boyfriend is cheating

shell probably just go find a guy with real money

Kinda pathetic

[woven latch]

The only true part to that is the broke part

Cheating is stupid anyways

[olive wagon]

Not everything but yeah whenever we go out she pays for whatever we eat

[vale star]

i mean im sure shes tired of spending all her money on a guy who cheats on her

[woven latch]

No doubt about that

[vale star]

probably is a blessing in disguise for that woman

[olive wagon]

Lmao broke?

[woven latch]

I wonder if she has gone through his messages yet

[woven latch]

Yes

[vale star]

Broke ahh

[vale star]

you just said women spend money on you, yes, youre broke

[halcyon ivy]

lmaoo

[olive wagon]

I ain't rich but not broke too

[woven latch]

Hello omu

[vale star]

You cant afford dinner? I mean thats kinda the definition of broke dude

[halcyon ivy]

Hello

[vale star]

you literally cannot even afford a date this is the bottom of the barrel

[halcyon ivy]

started watching solo leveling its pretty cool!

[olive wagon]

Lmao only if I loved her

[woven latch]

What part are you on?

[halcyon ivy]

thats js sad

[woven latch]

So ur dating her because why?

[olive wagon]

I'm busy stacking btc and gold coins

[vale star]

Honestly can we ban this guy

[halcyon ivy]

ur a loser

[vale star]

youre definitely a popular name in the gc

[halcyon ivy]

like eps 3-4 rn

he js got the leveling system thingy

[woven latch]

Oh so the first dungeon or right after?

[vale star]

“my broke ass bf made me pay again”
“i really gotta find someone new”

[halcyon ivy]

right afta

[vale star]

word for word ill bet money on it

[woven latch]

Oh that’s nice

[halcyon ivy]

the statues shi was so cool

[woven latch]

Catch up before season 2

[halcyon ivy]

yeaa i will

[woven latch]

It’s gonna drop near the end of the year

[edgy jay]

hi guys

[halcyon ivy]

hello inanchi

[lean plank]

I lost my appreciation for the Jewish actress when I found out that she was dumb enough to marry that ridiculous motorcycle maker.

[olive wagon]

Lmao

[halcyon ivy]

wha

[woven latch]

He probably only with her to get it on with her in the bed ngl that’s all I’m seeing at the moment

[vale star]

im sorry im so confused

[halcyon ivy]

LMAO

[lean plank]

I forget her name.

[vale star]

Good thing theres only one jewish actress

[woven latch]

He’s talking about an actress

[lean plank]

For obvious reasons.

[vale star]

4 years of pain for 50 years of fun or 4 years of fun for 50 years of pain

[tardy geode]

Tf is going on here

[vale star]

Alot, hi draco

[olive wagon]

General chat what else?

[halcyon ivy]

draco!

[woven latch]

Degrading a cheater somewhat while talking to black knight

[lean plank]

Exactly!

[vale star]

You should probably specify irl cheater, this is a video game discord lol

[woven latch]

I forgot

[vale star]

i do know my boyfriend wants this one car but i dont really know where to get it

or what its called specifically

[halcyon ivy]

How can you love yourself?

[vale star]

Fair tbh

[olive wagon]

When did I say I love myself?
Lmao I only love money

[vale star]

itll hit hard when hes working at mcdonalds in 2030s, just let it happen

[halcyon ivy]

what is ur worth at a person?

[woven latch]

I would ask what type cause my friend is a car/truck person

[vale star]

okay ill ask him

[woven latch]

But I’m not sure if he would know either

[tardy geode]

Cheaters are already some of the most pathetic people possible, adding crypto to the mix and gawd dayum

[vale star]

loves money
throws it all away into crypto

????

[olive wagon]

Lmao I'd rather die than flip burgers

[halcyon ivy]

lmao yeah

[woven latch]

I’ll ask him later

[vale star]

Ban him plz 🙂

[vale star]

crypto wont last you forever, either get to college or lock in

[woven latch]

I’m stuck going to college by my parents so I’m probably gonna get some high paying job and leave it there

[olive wagon]

Aight I'm out I

[vale star]

ill make sure to send you a postcard from my travels when youre stuck in a broke down apartment

[lean plank]

He's the same dingbat who chose some gambling woman (no offense, Cigs) over the indomitable and legendary Jewish actress and multifaceted entertainer, Joan Rivers.

[halcyon ivy]

You are so low of a human being

[olive wagon]

I agree

[halcyon ivy]

im glad you do

[woven latch]

Ngl the army looking mad good also cause they have an esports team

[halcyon ivy]

im glad you know your worthless Im glad you know ur a loser who has done nothing in his life

[lean plank]

That was during an episode of The Apprentice.

[vale star]

Its come full circle

[vale star]

dont forget my order when i come to your workplace in three years!

[tardy geode]

You'd never guess who was being racist in the Chinese chat

[halcyon ivy]

nonetheless i hope u can change ur ways and become a better person

[vale star]

LOL

[lean plank]

Starring our beloved Arnold Schwarzenegger at the time.

[vale star]

fair

im gonna be a zoologist and my boyfriends gonna work a powerplant

[lean plank]

I know! Ho Chi Men.

[vale star]

The army looks good until you enlist for 5 years, and end up there for 15

[halcyon ivy]

oh that's cool!

well said

[woven latch]

can you ask him to send more power to my house.

[lean plank]

I mean Mao Tse Tung.

[vale star]

yes

[lean plank]

Or whatever.

[woven latch]

Also should I beat my friend in centipede

[tardy geode]

Army looks good until you get sent to die in a foreign country for oil

[halcyon ivy]

^ ✅