💬-general

[cold patio]

you throwing me on the spot

[lean plank]

I wanna be yours forever... O o o...

[cold patio]

real

[silk hinge]

(»„0„«)

[cold patio]

now never quote a song anymore

[lean plank]

Pardon the scratchy voice.

[cold patio]

ROZ GOT TAKEN

Bro is getting neuralyzed

Men in black style

Poopy scoop, la scoopy woop scoopy poop

real

Ye is a genius

[lean plank]

Den tryna get down up in here. He's lucky the SE Asian wild bunch are asleep, or they'll have him back down on his knees.

[cold patio]

SPOILERS Roz is escaping

[cold patio]

noc is thankfully gone for now for his own and my sake

he was my hype man

dude gave me a big head, not in a gay way

every joke was funny to him, now I feel like I'm a scallywager

[lean plank]

He's South Central Asian.

[cold patio]

Oh, Philippines esque region?

[lean plank]

They turned him inside out.

[cold patio]

what

[lean plank]

The subcontinent, duh.

[cold patio]

I thought SE was India, Vietnam and thai and all the others

didn't know it was central

[lean plank]

South East is the Orient.

India is west of those two.

[cold patio]

wait my sister is messaging me

guys hush

roz is speaking

Optimus Prime ahh speech

[lean plank]

Vietnam and Siam are very south and then east Asia. That's why they are darker. They are closer to the equator.

[cold patio]

"Auto-Animals... Roll out."

[cold patio]

thanks for the geography

[lean plank]

They filmed a couple of the Transformer movies in Detroit which is where I live.

[cold patio]

I can see that

Black Knight could've met baby eminem

[lean plank]

There was a crashed space ship right in the heart of downtown Detroit.

Not even the crackheads tried to sell it to the scrapyard.

I don't know why the transition of Michigan governors took away the tax break incentives and whichever additional ones away from the movie makers.

Georgia is still riding high on that.

[cold patio]

real

[lean plank]

As evil as that belly of the beast is.

[cold patio]

also I eat with my hands, I use bread as my spoon or fork and just eat with my hands

Bad habit

[lean plank]

Don't be like Jesus, wash your hands thoroughly before(hand).

[cold patio]

I do

I'm not a pig

Jesus actually died from the rust of the nails infecting him before he could succumb to the crucifixion. BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY - A RELIGION THEORRYYYYY

[lean plank]

Then it's all good. Unless you wipe with the same hand you eat with. Hence always shake with dexter hands.

[cold patio]

I swap daily

Depends on how bad it is

Anyways I'll eat now

[lean plank]

LOL

[cold patio]

Right is for thoroughness, left is for the wipe or just swipe

[lean plank]

Ok. I'll probably be here when you return.

[lean plank]

Don't wear out your welcome.

[thorny vigil]

🤣🤣🤣

[lean plank]

Really, donny? What's with the hysterical laughter?

[thorny vigil]

💀I'm js feelin happy rn

[lean plank]

Fair enough. I guess.

[thorny vigil]

🙏

[lean plank]

Speaking of milquetoast, how did you guys like the song The Best Girls Don't Always Win by Betty Wright?

[cold patio]

I'm watching Deadpool and wolverine rn, last message before I scarf this down

[cold patio]

black knight sometimes I wonder if you even play mortal Kombat or your Ed Boon's father

And you check on his game

just see how he doing

[lean plank]

Yeah I saw the first two, I have yet to check that one out.

[lean plank]

Yeah. Imma have to get him to send me some of his Grecian Formula.

[cold patio]

Strange, my cable had two versions one 16+ And one 18+

The same Deadpool and wolverine

One said 2024 and the other had an ampersand

[thorny vigil]

Haven't tried yet

[lean plank]

Lemme guess which one your 13-years-old ass chose.

[lean plank]

Betty was only 14-years-old when she recorded that song, mate.

[lean plank]

Ah. Sometimes that's just differences in the multitude of different ASCII type languages and their incompatibilities rearing up.

[dire urchin]

Is survival bugged?

Bc i cant battle after onces

[lean plank]

Speaking of 14 yo Betty. The correct album cover has her in a dress sitting down, revealing her ample ties.

[cold patio]

lol

I highly recommend not talking about age

You can get easily suspended with one typo or misunderstanding

[lean plank]

Lol, you just now seeing that?

[cold patio]

I was eating.

[lean plank]

Oh.

[cold patio]

Bro has needs outside discord, CRAZZZYYY

This simulator is so real

[lean plank]

They pretty much can discern who is not a young buck, but their duties require them to ban anyone who could be underage, particularly if they were dumb enough to admit it.

[cold patio]

My friend has a case like that

He accidentally typed one digit off

and he had to switch accounts

[lean plank]

Yeah. Some of them have itchy fingers.

[cold patio]

He's not underaged, lol, he just has a typo.
Now that I'm typing it, it sounds sketchy as hell.

just actually trust me bro

[lean plank]

It's important to build a sort of profile with your dialogue so they can assess your probable age, before you decide to play games by saying you are under thirteen.

[cold patio]

what happens if I say I'm a sperm cell yet to be borned

Is that ban material

not my fault I haven't finished the race

Oh my god the fps is so bad

12 frames per second

It's like a DOS computer

I need to free 2.45 kegabytes or something

[lean plank]

I recall when I was about to board a plane for the first time. The bih at the counter in a jokingly way asked me if I wanted to declare any bombs or did I have any bombs on me (I don't recall her verbatim choice of words), with her lily self, and I said, hell naw, bitch! She smiled a bit. And went ahead and stopped fronting.

[cold patio]

insane

also I need new eyes

[lean plank]

real

[cold patio]

The frames on the tv is slower than I am mentally

[cold patio]

Unc thinks he's me

[lean plank]

I guess you saw what I did there.

[cold patio]

I don't know where this habit of just saying real after everything I hear, disagree or agree

But I love it

same goes with "crazy" or "insane"

[lean plank]

Only say it when you mean it. I might have just been being facetious.

[cold patio]

I mostly say it when I don't know what to say or just unanimously agree

[lean plank]

I can tell.

[cold patio]

real

[lean plank]

That's why I don't dismiss you so easily. I appreciate you. Particularly when you are feeling diplomatic.

[cold patio]

appreciate my existence, puny peasant

[lean plank]

Good one.

[cold patio]

I switched to the other version and it's less laggy

[lean plank]

It's Sunday morning here what you got up.

[lean plank]

?

[cold patio]

The movie.

[lean plank]

Oh.

[cold patio]

real

[lean plank]

Indeed. You gotta try that other server sometimes.

[cold patio]

anyways

I'm gonna go gamble

cya pookie bear

[lean plank]

I guess you mean play MKM.

[lean plank]

Are you a furry?

[scarlet spoke]

Who’s a furry

[lean plank]

I'm not sure, but I think I pulled the tail of some girl in the 9th grade and surprisingly, she wasn't amused. I think she referred to the action as sexual harassment. Then too, I could have vicariously experienced that strange phenomenon.

[scarlet spoke]

OH?

[lean plank]

OH indeed, if she were to realize just how much of a tiger I can be in the bedroom.

[scarlet spoke]

Lmaoo😭

[lean plank]

Rooaaarr!

[scarlet spoke]

😭

[lean plank]

Jade just walked right into that one.

[scarlet spoke]

Yeah

[lean plank]

LOL

[scarlet spoke]

😭😭

[lean plank]

LOL, stop it.

[scarlet spoke]

Okay man

[lean plank]

Oh thank goodness.

[scarlet spoke]

Wait stop what

[lean plank]

You had better not be a dude in disguise at any rate.

[scarlet spoke]

Nah im not a dude😭

[lean plank]

Well that's settled.

[scarlet spoke]

Uhuh

[lean plank]

What more do you want then?

[scarlet spoke]

What

[crimson copper]

cheeseburger

[lean plank]

A belly rub?

[crimson copper]

please

[scarlet spoke]

What😭?

[lean plank]

Really? Is there going to be a cat fight over moi?

Get him, tigress.

[scarlet spoke]

What the frick frack

[lean plank]

Well I guess you're not ready for the king of the jungle.

When you are done yawning at the hyenas conversations, holla at me.

[tidal yoke]

Who is the hottest character in mk?

Jade,skarlet and sonya top 3

[lean plank]

Sheeva or Sindel!

[tidal yoke]

For me

Why sheeva ugh

Sindel i understand

[lean plank]

Sheeva be backing that thang up.

[tidal yoke]

Its all about the face for me 🤌

[crimson copper]

monk

[lean plank]

Oh. You're one of those.

[scarlet spoke]

Oh wowza

[tidal yoke]

Jade u beauty i did not expect u to be here

😍

[scarlet spoke]

What

[lean plank]

Since when?

[tidal yoke]

Speak of the queen and the queen arrives

[lean plank]

Are you a Goth chick? @scarlet spoke

[scarlet spoke]

Why

[crimson copper]

damn

[lean plank]

Omgoodness, what a simp.

[scarlet spoke]

I want a pet cat

[lean plank]

Because upon closer inspection, you look damn good.

[tidal yoke]

🤝

[scarlet spoke]

Oh

[tidal yoke]

*if thats u irl

[lean plank]

Very exotic.

[scarlet spoke]

Its not

I js found this off pintrest chat😭

[tidal yoke]

Are u a girl?

[scarlet spoke]

Yeah

[lean plank]

How does your natural appearance differ?

[tidal yoke]

Atleast not too much deception 🥲

[scarlet spoke]

What

Yall funny

[tidal yoke]

U 18+ right?

Lets get this very important thing out of the way

[scarlet spoke]

Im 17

[lean plank]

Yeah, and you can pay for your own flight ✈️ tickets right?

[tidal yoke]

So glad i asked

I am 16 btw

[scarlet spoke]

Oh alr

Im 17 in a few weeks😭

[lean plank]

Aww. Sweet 16.

[tidal yoke]

But i am a dude so dont mind talking to 18+ ppl 😏

[scarlet spoke]

Chat how old ru

[tidal yoke]

Black knight seems 30

Idk why lol

[scarlet spoke]

Probably idk

Maybe younger

[lean plank]

I'm old enough to spank that bottom and make it feel good or make it hurt. @scarlet spoke

[scarlet spoke]

Like 20

WHAT

[tidal yoke]

True tho 😉

[scarlet spoke]

Oh okay

[lean plank]

With or without my hands.

[tidal yoke]

I understand

[lean plank]

You lecher.

[scarlet spoke]

What

[tidal yoke]

Girls wont understand unless they experience it 😉

[lean plank]

I don't have a snake.

You, serpent.

[tidal yoke]

My snake aint that big but big enough to make u suffer 😈

[scarlet spoke]

I just want a pet cat😭

[lean plank]

First it was noly, now it's you. Jade and I were talking a bit before the intrusive child came along.

[tidal yoke]

Dogs better

[scarlet spoke]

My dog died

I love korn🙏

[lean plank]

He's spoiled milk. Don't let him keep distracting you from me.

[scarlet spoke]

Huh?

[tidal yoke]

Tf

Pdf file

[lean plank]

"Good guy" just jumped in out of nowhere when you and I were just getting acquainted. You didn't notice that?

[tidal yoke]

Ok u guys do ur stuff i am out

Hope it goes well

[lean plank]

Beat it.

[scarlet spoke]

Oh

[lean plank]

Don't take that literally, you lech.

[scarlet spoke]

I think hes beating it

[lean plank]

Aw naw

[tidal yoke]

I watch too much insta reels man thats why 😭

[scarlet spoke]

Real tho

[lean plank]

Y'all be tripping.

Lol

[scarlet spoke]

Huh

[lean plank]

Full of humour.

[crimson copper]

what the hell is happening

[scarlet spoke]

Yk idek

[lean plank]

Omgoodness. Here go back to square one.

[scarlet spoke]

What

[lean plank]

Noly pops in out of nowhere to disrupt our .. are they tag-teaming?

[scarlet spoke]

Chat huh

[crimson copper]

blud just go into her dms

[lean plank]

First off. Try an ugly girl avatar. That way we can avoid such skirmishes.

[crimson copper]

why u simping on general

[lean plank]

Why you stock blocking on general?

Are you representive of your people?

[crimson copper]

cause u my pookie

i like u mr black knight❤️

[scarlet spoke]

I miss my bf

[lean plank]

Why do I have the sense that you would cack black any dude?

[scarlet spoke]

Huh

[lean plank]

Really, Eve?

[crimson copper]

just slide into her dms bbg

[lean plank]

Why don't you just slide on back out of here? It's really not that serious. If you and the other incel weren't so concerned, we would have had a stimulating little talk perhaps, that's all.

[scarlet spoke]

I miss by bf

[lean plank]

There there, where does it hurt? Or where do you want it to?

[scarlet spoke]

What

[crimson copper]

babygirl look at her chat lmao

[lean plank]

I'm sorry. I'm out. Bfn.

Gei az bihs

[scarlet spoke]

Huh

[lean plank]

Not you.

[scarlet spoke]

Ok

[lean plank]

Bfn means bye for now.

[scarlet spoke]

Oh

[lean plank]

Or Bedroom first, Now!

[scarlet spoke]

Oh

[crimson copper]

u crazy

[scarlet spoke]

Man im 16😭?

[cold patio]

Unc take your pills

[lean plank]

Which ones? My Viagra bottle is empty.

[cold patio]

the schizophrenia ones if you believe you can pull

[lean plank]

Touché

[cold patio]

I wonder how your son feels checking in on the server and seeing his daddy being a freak

freaky Diddy knight

[lean plank]

Oh. I can easily pull a broad. Even jailbait.

[cold patio]

black knight what are we thinking on Yuno Miles

[scarlet spoke]

I love korn🙏

[cold patio]

I love soft popkorn too, softcore korn is my favorite!

[scarlet spoke]

I meant the band

[lean plank]

That korny extra old school rocker?

[cold patio]

I mean popkorn

[scarlet spoke]

And i mean the band korn

[lean plank]

Wasn't there a rock n roller group called Korn way the hell back?

[cold patio]

Ah yes, when the court jester wasn't enough they brought Korn out

[lean plank]

Yeah. When did you wake out of your coma?

[scarlet spoke]

What

[cold patio]

Kid Cudi sucks

[scarlet spoke]

Yea im listening to adof playlist

But i listen to dif music😭

[cold patio]

Read that wrong

[scarlet spoke]

LMAO

[lean plank]

You had to still be hanging with your father when that group first came out.

[scarlet spoke]

Nope i just listen to em

[lean plank]

I meant it the way I said it, tee hee.

[scarlet spoke]

Huh

Im too slow for this

[lean plank]

Really, Jade is your response to everything, please elaborate because I'm still jailbait?

[scarlet spoke]

I like to say huh alot

[cold patio]

Guys they have Chipwrecked and the original but no squeakquel

Me when no Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

It's the only one I haven't watched

This is tragic

[lean plank]

Hardy har har said the deaf and blind guy.

[scarlet spoke]

What

[cold patio]

Black knight we don't want to hear the jokes you told with MLK

Tender age of 55 my ahh

[scarlet spoke]

Chat ur 55?

[cold patio]

Whom

[scarlet spoke]

U

[cold patio]

No no no

[lean plank]

Den is exercising his funny bone 🦴 when it should be fed to the dogs 🐕.

[cold patio]

black knight how was it when moses parted the seas

[lean plank]

Me and your mum were still considering what to do with you.

[cold patio]

THEY HAVE THE GOOD DINOSAUR BUT NOT CHIPWRECKED

[cold patio]

I have no quarrel with you.

[cold patio]

Squeakquel*

I am attempting to find peace with no Alvin and the chipmunks the squeakquel

[gray marsh]

💀

[lean plank]

I told her it 'd be harder to get you out later rather than sooner.

[cold patio]

I forgive you

discord jesus mentality

[cold patio]

this is tragic

[lean plank]

But she didn't listen. And now look what the world got. Smdh.

[cold patio]

I forgive you

I'm trying to find peace and harmony inna Tv with no squeakquel

these are tough times

I cannot be making enemies

Imagine having the good dinosaur but not Alvin And The Chipmunks The Squeakquel

the good dinosaur is gonna be extinct either way.

[lean plank]

Really? That squekwheel stuff is grating on nerves I didn't even know I had.

[cold patio]

you don't understand

"I have all the women in the world but not her" moment

I need the squeakquel

The series isn't complete without it

[latent nexus]

I pulled a diamond out of 1 beginner pack its mk11 rain

[lean plank]

Dinosaurs go bye bye just like we all will at some point. Where you go from here should be important to you.

I would not want to live 55+ years anywhere that's too hot for comfort. Let alone sacrificing a proper spa massage wine coolers with champagne on the side and greasy fat black cigars to smoke.

[cold patio]

I can't live a year without the squeakquel

[slim plume]

test your luck 1-8

[cold patio]

uhh 7

[lean plank]

Would you stop that. That's a strident discordant prefix, "squeak".

[slim plume]

i got 5k coins 😭

[cold patio]

squeakquel

[lean plank]

It's upsetting my stomach.

[cold patio]

squeak

Unc doesn't like onomatopoeia

[lean plank]

You win. I concede defeat.

[scarlet spoke]

Hi chat

[cold patio]

I'm gonna go through as many onomatopoeia I know and see which ones upset you till I find all your weaknesses

krunch

pop

slop ( I think)

boom

[scarlet spoke]

I have to pee so badly

What

[cold patio]

nothing

[scarlet spoke]

Alr

[lean plank]

I don't mind hiss and bang but squeak sounds like the awful sound of a squeak whether it be from a mouse a rusty door hinge or a dirty mattress, it's a disgusting sound.

[cold patio]

real

Mr sandman

[elder cypress]

any easy places to kill kold war people for season pass? Im stuck on it atm

i cant do towers right now cuz i need to upgrade my gear first

[cold patio]

The cold war was like 50 years ago man

You wanna kill a veteran?

[elder cypress]

very funny

[cold patio]

Go for it

But I recommend faction wars

[elder cypress]

i said Kold War not Cold war so technically you are wrong

[cold patio]

It has more diversity

[elder cypress]

and ty

[cold patio]

Real

[elder cypress]

Faction Wars is my favorite DEI mode

[cold patio]

Kold War is a hard team to encounter tho

[lean plank]

There I heard the squeak of a mouse when she and I had the rickety bed 🛏️ squeaking and with the squeak of the door opening we were caught sweating in our birthday suits.

[elder cypress]

yeah i guess the cheap way to do it is to just keep reloading the single battle over and over @cold patio

im sure towers had some kold war peoples if i could progress mroe

[cold patio]

Yeah, just swap characters till you get it

[elder cypress]

smart ill go do that right now

[cold patio]

Maybe you can wait for kold war tower lol

[elder cypress]

LOL

its actually coming upa fter this no?

[cold patio]

no

it'll come next century trust

[elder cypress]

sad then they will do a "remake" of it

with artificial difficulty

[lean plank]

Why'd you let him so easily distract you with that bs? You disappoint me.

[cold patio]

imagine helping

crazy

[lean plank]

I refuse.

[cold patio]

GET OUT
-tuco Salamanca maybe

[lean plank]

Whatever.

Creep.

[cold patio]

says black knight

[lean plank]

Anyhoo, I pinged you a bit ago.

[cold patio]

55 year old black knight

I read it.

I didn't have anything to add that's why I moved onto him.

[lean plank]

55 years old and still growing, how are you coming along there?

[cold patio]

black knight I am at most half your age

you can not be doing this

[lean plank]

Yep that sounds about right. I'm at least twice your size even when I'm sitting down.

[cold patio]

goo goo frickin ga ga black knight

[lean plank]

That's what the gals say when they are feeling it.

[cold patio]

black knight you mayhaps want to delete that

[scarlet spoke]

Is there any good kitanas?

[cold patio]

I guess the ones with the teams

[lean plank]

Sometimes I feel like God gave gnats too keen a sense of smell. They drink my beer like they went half on it.

[scarlet spoke]

What

[cold patio]

I hope black knight forgets he has dementia

[lean plank]

Again, Jade?

[cold patio]

Anyways

goodbye you hogger of wisdom and stupidity

[scarlet spoke]

What

[lean plank]

Do I know you from somewhere, Jade? Didn't we meet a good while back?

[scarlet spoke]

When

[cold patio]

They only have 72 messages.

So no.

[scarlet spoke]

This is my new acc

[cold patio]

Ohhh k

[scarlet spoke]

I have a old acc

[cold patio]

Ban evader spotted fr fr fr fr fr

[lean plank]

I'm sorry, I forgot to return this to you. The label says stupidity.

[cold patio]

touché

[scarlet spoke]

I dont like French ppl

Im also French

And german

[lean plank]

You're still looking as seductive as ever.

[scarlet spoke]

Oh

[lean plank]

Oh yeah. I thought there was something familiar about you. Was I this forward back then? I don't recall any player haters around back then so I'm guessing no.

[scarlet spoke]

What

[lean plank]

The French and German thing seem to have some precedence.

[scarlet spoke]

I hope yk that ain me in my pfp

[grizzled sage]

I just pulled Jason!

[lean plank]

Didn't you use it before though? A good while back?

[scarlet spoke]

No

But like the girl in my pfp is pretty

[steel schooner]

Bro how old are people here

[lean plank]

Oh. Well somehow it seems familiar.

[scarlet spoke]

Im 15

[lean plank]

Anyhoo, believe me when I tell you, we can feel or sense a bit of how we look to each other, by the way we communicate using just text, with one another.

[steel schooner]

Dawg what?

[lean plank]

People can fall in love with another person despite never having seen even a photograph.

In prison they call them pen pals.

[gritty ridge]

thats true

[steel schooner]

Thats true, but it takes longer than seeing someone and talking to them for a second

[steel schooner]

This is not true tho lmfao

[lean plank]

Some crazy woman on the outside, writes letters to some creep on the inside. And when he gets out they hook up and actually live happily ever after.

[steel schooner]

You might have read that and it mightve happened once, but pen pals are not that buddy

[lean plank]

Outside of prison they call them pen pals.

[steel schooner]

Pen pals are exactly what they mean. Pen pals. They are not lovers. They are people who wish to communicate, generally in a different language to practice, and have no relevance to love in and of itself

And you are talking to a 15 yo who had a pic of someone

[lean plank]

How old are you, tyranny, to be trying to tell a 55 years old man any freaking thing other than selfie taking etiquette?

[steel schooner]

I'm 21 lol

[lean plank]

I'm 55 lol.

[steel schooner]

And my god, you are 55 tryna flirt with a 15 yo over mortal combat mobile

Jfc

[edgy jay]

i rlly like using skarlets friendship gear

[scarlet spoke]

im 15

Im a Minor 😭

[steel schooner]

Very explicitly said that lmfao

[scarlet spoke]

What

[steel schooner]

You said that you were a minor

[lean plank]

Wow. Player haters don't only crawl out of the woodwork, they come in all age groups

[somber perch]

Drake is interested

[steel schooner]

You are sick

[scarlet spoke]

Oh right

[lean plank]

Aww. Jade has racked up 4 total simps so far and now she's trying to act brand new.

[scarlet spoke]

Huh

Im 15…

[steel schooner]

No, we just have morals my friend

[scarlet spoke]

And plus i have a bf

[lean plank]

Yeah. I could name them but, tyranny is the most recent.

[scarlet spoke]

No..

[lean plank]

I'm 55...

[scarlet spoke]

Im a minor

[lean plank]

I'm a master.

[scarlet spoke]

what

[steel schooner]

Jfc dude

[midnight skiff]

Game is game

[lean plank]

What the hell is jfc

[scarlet spoke]

Ew

[midnight skiff]

No ew

[scarlet spoke]

Yes ew

[steel schooner]

This server is crazy lmfao

[scarlet spoke]

Real

It was better last year tho

[lean plank]

What again is jfc?

[steel schooner]

Was it? Jeez

[scarlet spoke]

Well i didnt talk much, but yeah

I was on my other acc

Did smth happen cus there was never a slowmode thingy

[lean plank]

Ah. I'm not the only one who doesn't know. The other two are afraid what not knowing does to their significance.

[steel schooner]

Don't ask me, i joined like 2 months ago

[scarlet spoke]

😭

I miss my bf

[tardy geode]

Knight what the fu

[steel schooner]

Hi draco

[tardy geode]

Oh you're done buddy

[steel schooner]

Both of them should no?

[midnight skiff]

I'm a minor buddy

[lean plank]

Do you know what jfc means ?

[tardy geode]

Jesus fried chicken

[hollow ledge]

elder god draco do you recognize me

[tardy geode]

Don't flirt with people man

[hollow ledge]

ayo wth

[tardy geode]

You should know people on the internet aren't real

[scarlet spoke]

Real

[hollow ledge]

bro on snail

guys should I buy mk11 on pc

[tardy geode]

Avoid

[hollow ledge]

its 85% off

[steel schooner]

Draco no way ur giving him a pass

[tardy geode]

Do it

[lean plank]

Who said I was flirting with anyone other than the gei shas who thought so? @tardy geode

[scarlet spoke]

Fr

[hollow ledge]

Draco should I

that's like all of my money though

9 euros

@economicadvisor

[lean plank]

Jade just popped in questioning me when I mentioned a furry.

[tardy geode]

Dew it

[midnight skiff]

🥶

[hollow ledge]

ok im gonna buy it

[midnight skiff]

[hollow ledge]

omg

[tardy geode]

Mate, for the love of god, don't call people seductive over a pfp

[hollow ledge]

I bought it

[tardy geode]

We ain't here to find soulmates

Especially ones with ages that start in 1

[scarlet spoke]

Cus i wanted to socialize w ppl😭

[hollow ledge]

If you're looking for a soulmate go to gta5 online or csgo voice chat

trust me it'll work

[hollow ledge]

ah, back when my age was only two digits

[tardy geode]

Bro is a dinosaur

[steel schooner]

Okay this is funny lmfao

[hollow ledge]

a dinosaur would be like 7 digits though

[crimson copper]

wait fr?

[hollow ledge]

yeah on steam

[tardy geode]

Yeah it's 5 bucks on steam rn

[crimson copper]

i might do it just for linking lmao

[hollow ledge]

the ultimate version is 9

im getting the ultimate version bc why not

[steel schooner]

No way ur letting him off bro

[hollow ledge]

what the heck do you mean

[crimson copper]

checking rn

[steel schooner]

Wtf is the point of mods

[hollow ledge]

ok what are the linking rewards?

[crimson copper]

its like 1200 souls i think

[hollow ledge]

to ensure that you are right under the point of having fun always

[crimson copper]

is it worth it for 5usd

[hollow ledge]

yeah

[lean plank]

Seductive is an adjective that describes the fascinating magnetic pull that someone or something has, an attractive quality that tempts you in some way.

[hollow ledge]

bro its 50 bucks normally

[steel schooner]

Did you read the convo above?

[tardy geode]

It was weird but nothing actually happened man (thankfully)

[steel schooner]

Dude. Yes something happened. He has not admitted fault

[hollow ledge]

you could buy mortal kombat and two meals from raising canes for the same price as regular mortal kombat

[scarlet spoke]

Yeaaa im leavin ts weird now😭

[hollow ledge]

no Im on break im not trying to read much

[lean plank]

If you can read indecency in that then whoever you are, you should get your mind out of the gutter.

[tardy geode]

Just apologize for the mixup

[hollow ledge]

sorry

[tardy geode]

So we can be done with this

[tardy geode]

Not you wha

[hollow ledge]

I apologize for the mixup

[crimson copper]

its mk11 that has linking right?

[hollow ledge]

you said apoloize im not trying to get banned

[hollow ledge]

yeah it is

[lean plank]

To whom if you mean me and what mix-up?

[hollow ledge]

I think he means you and him

[crimson copper]

whats the difference between ultimate and the 90% one?

[steel schooner]

Its not a mixup. Knight has explicitly tripled down on it brother

[steel schooner]

Read the convo above if you want actual context. Its not between draco and knoght

[hollow ledge]

yes so I was right

[steel schooner]

What

[hollow ledge]

he asked who the mixup was between and I said him and draco

so i was right

[steel schooner]

Its not between knight and draco

[crimson copper]

hey @hollow ledge

[steel schooner]

Look at dms

[hollow ledge]

oh you said not mb I didnt see

[steel schooner]

Ye nw

[hollow ledge]

yeah what

[tardy fulcrum]

wtf i just read chat

[crimson copper]

whats the difference of the 2

just dlcs? is it really worth it

[hollow ledge]

idk

I think its just more enjoyable if you want to play it on pc

[lean plank]

I am an English language speaker. I know my language. I understand the different shades of meaning in a word's multiple definitions. The English dictionary is my most beloved book. No foreigner can tell me what I mean when I use the English language to communicate if they are finding fault in what I have said. That goes for anyone in the UK, these United States, Canada, Australia or any where else. @tardy geode

[hollow ledge]

and tbh its four dollars I think it'd be worth it

[steel schooner]

Now you think im not from the US lmfao nice one buddy

[crimson copper]

yea ill just buy the normal one

[hollow ledge]

you forgot the , at the end but otherwise its a nice message

[crimson copper]

i wont even play the game lmao

[steel schooner]

Born and raised in the us. Lived here my entire life. English primary language.

[hollow ledge]

alr, if u change ur mind its still available so it doesnt even matter tbh

[steel schooner]

Check dms

[crimson copper]

just to clarify u can link with the normal game right @tardy geode sorry for the ping just want to make sure

[lean plank]

I saw that too as I was rereading it.

[midnight skiff]

I was at Diddy party

[gritty ridge]

ok

[viscid forge]

Cheez-its are garbage

[edgy jay]

i hate assasin jade

[shut vortex]

Good job

[midnight bloom]

Bro earlier my luck is insane right now

[shut vortex]

Mk11 liu kang

[tardy geode]

Yes

[edgy jay]

what abt him?

[midnight bloom]

i was opening Darkest night summon pack and when i open 10 of them i got 3 copies of him

[shut vortex]

On tag in he has 15 seconds of immunity to being dodged

I think it’s for him and all his mk11 teammates so

[midnight bloom]

uhm hey which characters that apply curse to their special attacks pls enumerate

[crimson copper]

aight bought it haha

[edgy jay]

i opened 3 leatherface packs and got 3 of the same shaolin kung lao lmfao

[crimson copper]

cant wait for the free diamond and 1200 souls

[edgy jay]

so when a mk11 teammate tags in while liu is that team their attack cant be dodged?

[midnight bloom]

Shaolin fist or master?

[edgy jay]

oh fist

[shut vortex]

That isn’t gonna help you 1 diamond and 1200 souls are like 3 days of souls at best

[edgy jay]

ye ik lol i was so confused on why i didnt see any othet chars then i saw the 3 kung laos

[crimson copper]

ah

[midnight bloom]

Have you guys ever encountered Mk1 mileena?

[crimson copper]

taking too long. ill just install it tomorrow

[edgy jay]

i have twice

[midnight bloom]

i encountered her at krypt what about the batman who laughs?

[shut vortex]

Assemble a mk11 team, tag in your best fighter fight with him for like 15 seconds then tag in someone else fight more and tag him back in when you can and repeat

[edgy jay]

i think i fought him a few times? im not sure i didnt count those

[shut vortex]

They shouldn’t be able to evade

[edgy jay]

ye ok thx

[midnight bloom]

you know the reason why i call Darkest night noob Saibot The batman who laughs right?

[cold patio]

Cause he's from the comics?

[edgy jay]

ye

[midnight bloom]

Yes and when the joker was released in mk11 there's a dc skin pack for Mortal Kombat characters

[hollow ledge]

I have him without payuing

[midnight bloom]

kitana as Catwoman, Cassie as Harley, Johnny as joker, Baraka as Killer croc, Geras as Darkseid and Kano as cyborg

[main marsh]

Guys

What can i do if my kameo is tired Anyone help ?

[midnight bloom]

Oh man i wish they add Rambo in mk mobile

[edgy jay]

which mode are we talkng abt? krypt?

[main marsh]

Yes

How much i need to wait

A full day or ?

[edgy jay]

i dont think u can use those blue stones so u can only wait till the attepmts reset

[main marsh]

Bruh its for all of u like this ?

[edgy jay]

which is 23 hours from now

[edgy jay]

its for everyone i think

[main marsh]

I have 1 more retry but i cant do it

Its insane bro

[edgy jay]

just change ur kameo

[main marsh]

How

[edgy jay]

or unequip it at worst

[main marsh]

Idk how when i try play it doesnt let me unequip it

I cant even start like damn

[edgy jay]

try going to a diffrent mode to edit then

[main marsh]

Tyyyy man tu

Ty now i can play

[edgy jay]

yw

hells bane is so annoying man wth

[midnight bloom]

its not annoying if you tag out your character quickly

[pliant yew]

why this game is not beginners friendly

[edgy jay]

ye but sometimes its hard to tag out

[tardy geode]

It resets every day at the same time as other characters, just get multiple kameos so you're good when one is down

[tardy geode]

It is tho?

Like what's not beginner friendly

They've been adding dozen of diamonds one can get in their first week already lol

[scarlet spoke]

I love mileena sm

[pliant yew]

can u help me? if I play for 3 months.. how will be the result??

any idea?

@tardy geode

[main marsh]

thx

[tardy geode]

Wdym

[edgy jay]

same, i especially love klassic

[scarlet spoke]

Real

And im lvling up mk1 mileena rn

[edgy jay]

i dont have her :(

[scarlet spoke]

Oh

Well j got her at lvl 44

[lean plank]

Yep. I reread all my posts starting just a bit before "Jade" pooped in after someone referred to me in a type of pet name and sarcastically I asked if he was a furry. POW! In saunters Jade with a bunch of questions. (Feigned) I got gender cleared up and the rest is action to reaction. I didn't ask that stranger from a foreign land their age, someone else did and it dropped from 17, which happens to be the age of consent in Michigan where I live, down to 16 going on 17, and then to 15. All the while gei shas like the tyrannical geisha tried to further create something evil out of nothing. Evil is yourself, btw. Now they've all skidaddled. I don't need to know a person's age gender or anything else to deal with them on the internet. I am not a simp. I am not a trick. But I will entertain a conversation with you whether you are role-playing or not. The real weirdos are the ones who can't realize that the thousands of miles that separate us are real.

[edgy jay]

im grinding for ravenous mileena rn cuz 80% dot dmg boost is insane

[scarlet spoke]

I dont have her yet

[edgy jay]

feigned? fein?

[scarlet spoke]

Fein

[edgy jay]

shes in the krpyt shop for 10k

[scarlet spoke]

I dont norms do the krypt tbh

[tardy fulcrum]

bruh it literally is

[scarlet spoke]

Im sorry that ion like saying my real age to ppl😭

[tardy fulcrum]

i literally started with a silver y’all start with diamonds

[lean plank]

The former.

[scarlet spoke]

Anywho

How do yall get most of ur characters to fx

[lean plank]

You're only sorry that the fact that you are a liar has been revealed.

[scarlet spoke]

Uhuh

Im 15

[tardy geode]

Knight just let it go

[edgy jay]

i do sometimes cuz i can get good rewards and its slightly fun

[scarlet spoke]

Yea

[tardy fulcrum]

its kinda unplayable for me without some music

[lean plank]

What do you mean, just let it go? I put a period at the end of my sentence.

[edgy jay]

chat is it normal that when theres dot immunity my enemies heal from dots?

i didnt rlly focus on dots before so i didnt notice

[vale star]

Yes

[tardy fulcrum]

yea

[edgy jay]

ok ty

[tardy geode]

Means no need to bring it up again, we've moved on, join us with mkm talk instead

[scarlet spoke]

Yea

[lunar oar]

Joey badazz

[steel schooner]

Draco this is not normal lmao

[lunar oar]

Lil server beef at 8 am on a Sunday we love it

[pure stirrup]

Yo

[lunar oar]

Have a great weekend everyone I love you all

[scarlet spoke]

ReAl

[vale star]

Draco stopped typing he hovering that mute button

[lunar oar]

😭

[pure stirrup]

Why every time I’m here something happens

[lunar oar]

Mortal Kombat is a harsh topic I guess

[scarlet spoke]

Yeah

[edgy jay]

it is pretty annoying how mk11 skarlet wont do the thing for blood rain if the opp gets to 1% thru dots

[lunar oar]

Oh yeah I got her little blue equipment they just added

[scarlet spoke]

Real

[lunar oar]

F0

[edgy jay]

i have the full skarlet friendship set and its so fun

[tardy fulcrum]

imo that shouldn’t work fr, its annoying

[cold patio]

It sucks blood rain happens when she kills a dude(if I recall correctly) Mine is super low fusion and level, i basically can't use her for support.

[edgy jay]

fr they could just resist it

[tardy fulcrum]

exactly

[cold patio]

Yea, dark Raiden is crazy

[lunar oar]

I’ll support you

I’ll be your kameo

[cold patio]

Thanks, John.

[lunar oar]

John Walmart netherrealm UPS here

[vale star]

The good thing on the opposite side, is applying incurability means people that heal from DoTs now take damage from them instead

[edgy jay]

oh well thats cool, only if there werent just 2 chars that applied incurability

[vale star]

Theres like 6 gears now too

Take what we can get lol

[opal nacelle]

Does completing the krypt always give dragon Krystal’s

[vale star]

No, it depends on the medal you get

[edgy jay]

(kinda )if u count daily sharing then yea

[opal nacelle]

Ok thanks

[edgy jay]

but thats once a day

[vale star]

Nah cuz thats only once

[edgy jay]

ye i thought that after i sent it

[dusk patio]

What’s the best diamond character in game I just started back playing and got so many freebies even got super lucky and pulled back to back diamonds

[edgy jay]

mk11 scorp is pretty good for beginners i think

im not sure if theres a best best character

since they all kinda have their gimmicks

[vale star]

Darkest knight noob, mk11 scorpion, klassic liu kang are kinda the ones in discussion

Theres no definite true #1 because they all play different roles

[cold patio]

Monk.

[junior sandal]

Mk11 liu

[cold patio]

Monk.

[cold patio]

Monk.

[vital kernel]

will i get my free mk11 scorpion from the beginner trails i need 4 more packs but the packs are gone

[cold patio]

Prolly a bug

[vale star]

Thatll be fixed... eventually

[cold patio]

It happens

[vital kernel]

fixed eventually (next year)

[cold patio]

Pray to monk and you shall receive

[dusk patio]

Bet I pulled him a few times I sent yhu a few screenshots of my account when you get time can you tell me if I’m good to go or should reroll

[indigo river]

you opened the packs before they added the trials

[vale star]

Just hope for 6.1 lol

[indigo river]

they are aware of it, said they are working on a fix

[dusk patio]

Is the darkest noob the same as mk11?i summoned on his banner but got shafted and pulled klassic jax

[cold patio]

Real

[vale star]

Rerolling is not worth your time unless your absurdly unlucky. The first few weeks of play have alott of drops for new players

[vital kernel]

alr

ill just wait it out then

[vale star]

No, different guys. Darkest knight is significantly stronger

[dusk patio]

Damn lol is the only way to get him to summon with those dragon crystals?

[edgy jay]

ye

i think so

[cold patio]

Anyways my balls must smell like heaven, I put shampoo, conditioner and hair repair all on it more than my whole body. If my parts are glistening still when I'm 60, I don't know what will

[dusk patio]

Bet I posted my account in collections when you get the time can you review it for me brodie

[cold patio]

real

[dusk patio]

Noooo I got shafted and pulled klassic jax it’s a Diamond unit so I’m not trippin but damn that sucks lol

[cold patio]

At least he has a bbl

[dusk patio]

What are the main things a new player should be grinding?

[edgy jay]

[vale star]

For free yeah sadly

[cold patio]

Fw, shao tower maybe and uhhhhhh

Event tower

Krypt if you're 25+ maybe

[tardy geode]

Was also in krypt last week

[edgy jay]

u can do escape from krypt once a day to get 5 dk

[cold patio]

You can do 1 battle and navigate to get like 7 chests and tombs

[edgy jay]

not sometihng u should focus on tho lol

[cold patio]

That's what I did, I got 6 DK just from chests and tombs then lost my 2nd battle lol

[dusk patio]

I tried the krypt couldn’t beat one stage lol if I’m going for mostly damage what would I use the shao khan point for?

[cold patio]

You should at least try krypt

[cold patio]

Talents.

[edgy jay]

ye shao is something u should do

[cold patio]

There's a pin message that's best for any skill build at #🌲-talent-tree

[dusk patio]

Bet I still have to build up my teams so far the only unit I have level 50 is mk 11 scorpion bro was carrying me hard I know his back tired lol

[edgy jay]

btw can we only get shao from relic hunt?

[gray marsh]

L luck

[edgy jay]

lol

[dusk patio]

Super clutch thank you gang

[cold patio]

Idk honestly

[vale star]

Yes

[edgy jay]

bros back

[cold patio]

No prolem cuh

[junior sandal]

Yes

[gray marsh]

JUST got inferno scorpion

[edgy jay]

when does it start?

[vale star]

No one knows

[gray marsh]

"I always come back"

[junior sandal]

Randomly

[gray marsh]

Soon

[cold patio]

Is shao even good lol

[edgy jay]

idk i want to have him as a character tho

[cold patio]

He was slow as hell when I first got him

[gray marsh]

Sp 2

[edgy jay]

he pretty cool lookin

[gray marsh]

Bro bonks

[cold patio]

He do be pretty cool lookin

[edgy jay]

frfr

[dusk patio]

I back back ina few hours gang I’m bouta go grind rq build my nihgas up rq💪

[cold patio]

Never ask for shao mk11 face reveal

[gray marsh]

[cold patio]

With 3 points.

[edgy jay]

lmfao

[cold patio]

6 with refresh, mind you

[vale star]

Nah he's ass

[cold patio]

5 just to get to next tier

[cold patio]

Thought so

[dusk patio]

😭😭

[junior sandal]

Keeping it real

[cold patio]

Luckily for me im the plug.

[dense pulsar]

Shh

[junior sandal]

?

[woven latch]

Tf

[edgy jay]

what does gambler talent do? only add the x% dmg? and if i get 90 is it 110 or 100?

[vale star]

Just adds the %, you cant go above 100%

And you should be using precision anyhow

[cold patio]

Why would you even get it tho

Just be skilled

It's a timing minigame

[edgy jay]

would be nice if we could just change one talent without resetting the whole tree

[cold patio]

You can.

Just use the reset 1 tier button

I think

[hollow ledge]

does someone here play mk11 on pc

[edgy jay]

i meant like change one in the back

[cold patio]

No, you can't use someone other's code for your account.

You'll get banned for that too I think lol

[hollow ledge]

Thats not what I was gonna ask

[edgy jay]

say change mantis stance for lion without resetting evertyhign

[cold patio]

then what

[hollow ledge]

It doesnt launch idk what to do

[cold patio]

Go to the official MK server

Or the mk11 one

[hollow ledge]

its dead

[cold patio]

Not MKM lol

Most people here are too poor to afford a PC let alone a game for it aswell, what makes you think we know about mk11?

That's why we play the mobile version

Well, mostly

[edgy jay]

can i do friendships if i dont have special ending talent?

[cold patio]

I don't think so.

Why else have the special ending talent if you can do without it

[dense pulsar]

Ouch

[vale star]

Yes, but only to the final enemy

[cold patio]

aw what

[edgy jay]

oh

[cold patio]

That's bs

[edgy jay]

lol who would want to do a friendship on another enemy other than the last one

[cold patio]

What do you mean the talent for special endings doesn't have to be in effect to do special endings

this game is

[vale star]

Everyone? I like insta killing bosses lol

Especially with the old scorpion friendship exploit

Insta kill full hp boss was amazing lol

[tardy geode]

Am pretty sure friendships work with brutal ending

[tardy geode]

With special ending you can use friendship on all 3 bosses

Means 25% and they're done

[edgy jay]

oh yea i didnt think abt bosses

thats good

but most of the time i dont fight bosses and when i dont most enemies die before i can charge the friendship

[vale star]

Even in FW, it denies all revives and revenant

[vale star]

Thats why youll hear fenix highly dislike all friendship gear, because he prefers brutalities

[edgy jay]

brutalities are pretty cool

[cold patio]

violence
-Fenix

WAIT WHAT

HOW ARE THERE O'DRISCOLLS IN EPILOGUE

SPOILERS IT'S BEEN LIKE 8 SINCE SINCE COLM DIED

THERE'S LITERALLY NONE LEFT

How did this random encounter trigger

@edgy jay You play rdr2

does this happen

[edgy jay]

uhhhhh

i played a while ago and i dont remember

[cold patio]

Yeah I just went into the valentine saloon as John

And some O'Driscolls got kicked out

[indigo river]

what's the best armor in the game boys?

i am thinking the fujin armor might be it ngl

that of kitana's krypt armor

[tardy geode]

Gown is pretty strong

[hot ibex]

offensive or defensive?

[indigo river]

both i guess

just the best

oh, i think the scorp brutality is up there too

[hot ibex]

offensive: gown and parade uniform
defensive: ffd and dark mantle

[lean plank]

If only they would give us more TIME, in every element of the game save for Kombat Pass's duration and just slightly maybe a Special Event Tower's duration of viability. Everything else is nipped so, in the bud, that I don't know which is pro- or pro-.

[indigo river]

ffd?

[hot ibex]

johnny's epic

[vale star]

Max tanuki is insane

[hot ibex]

famous fashion dominator

[indigo river]

oh, isn't that good for jhonny?

hold on let me check fx

[hot ibex]

johnny's own effect is more power gen after successful specials

25%-50% more power gen after 5 specials

[lean plank]

Are you Scandinavian?

[indigo river]

so it only good for jhonny up to fx?

[indigo river]

sometimes

[lean plank]

Have you ever heard the verses of Phonetik?

[indigo river]

nope

[vale star]

Honestly though, I think ive used treads in like every build since I maxed it

[indigo river]

it's extremely good

the new scarlet rare though

is like the scorp armor but for bleed

[vale star]

Yeah its great... mines still F0 but it went right onto my rav mileena

[tardy geode]

Makeover on ravenous kinda crazy

Paired with whip

And brutality

[indigo river]

or on mk11 scorp

[tardy geode]

Need an equipment to gain speed whenever you apply a debuff

It would be insane

Pair it with the whip and it's ggs

[indigo river]

isn't there a combo for that?

[tardy geode]

No?

[indigo river]

i think the jade epic

and the mileena epic

[tardy geode]

Buzzsaw gives you speed whenever you apply powerdrain

But the chance is low

Gown too but it's only when you apply blind

[indigo river]

i think there is a combo to gain speed on applying blind

[tardy geode]

I want one that gives speed on any debuff

I want to have permanent speed

[edgy jay]

how can scorp steal attack?

[tardy geode]

100% chance at fx

[indigo river]

would be too op

[tardy geode]

Friendship epic

[indigo river]

epic

[edgy jay]

oh ok

[tardy geode]

You used to be able to with old buzzsaw

[lunar oar]

tbh people are right for dropping towers and doing only krypt elder 😭

[indigo river]

probably why they removed it

[edgy jay]

cuz bro stole like 5 times in the span of 20 seconds

[indigo river]

i ain't dropping s***, i am doing both

[lunar oar]

ur so sigma

[indigo river]

i need gear

[shut shore]

Una pregunta porfa compre el pase Premium pero no me dieron a milena

[lunar oar]

me too bcuz i cant reliable beat elder krypt yet

[shut shore]

Que hago

[devout hornet]

guys for my first rdr2 play through should I do high honour or low honour

[edgy jay]

HIGH

[devout hornet]

Or medium honour

[abstract creek]

Why do I keep getting Raiden bruh 😭

[indigo river]

no honour at all best

[devout hornet]

Sometimes raiden is good

[edgy jay]

are there any endings for that?

[abstract creek]

isn't he like the worst diamond character tho

[edgy jay]

wihch one?

theres atleast 2

[indigo river]

nah he isn't

[devout hornet]

I think there was meant to be one

But rockstar didn’t do it

[indigo river]

all raidens are good , some ar arguably the best in the game

[abstract creek]

Idk just got MK11 Raiden and I'm not happy about it

[devout hornet]

Yeah he kinda mid

[indigo river]

he isn't that bad

[lunar oar]

hes a pretty good fighter, but there are much better mk11 chars

[indigo river]

his sp2 is the highest dmging sp2 in the game

he is my no means bad

[devout hornet]

guys I’ve been coughing for the last week now and I went for a walk in the woods and saw a dear

[indigo river]

though his stats are a bit low

[edgy jay]

oh nah

[lunar oar]

better than mk11 liu?

[indigo river]

nope

[edgy jay]

atleast bro has good honour

[indigo river]

but his sp2 is

[devout hornet]

Most liu are good

[lunar oar]

i meant for sp2 whoops

[indigo river]

yes by far

[devout hornet]

Like fire fist liu is rlly underrated

[edgy jay]

why are there tags for passives? is there a way to filter them?

[abstract creek]

Ngl I would love circle of the shadow Liu Kang

[devout hornet]

Yeah he’s good but classic liu even better

[indigo river]

for perspective, mk11 raiden's sp2 was nerfed and it is still the highest dmging sp2

[devout hornet]

May i stand unshaken 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥