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cold patio
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it's darker one

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I'm a cool hipster now

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I just need my hippie glasses and flannel shirt

lean plank
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Far out, man.

cold patio
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and I need to live in seattle

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Hipster central

lean plank
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San Francisco has a lot of hippies.

cold patio
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I only know about San Francisco from San Fierro

pure stirrup
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Sf is trash

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Literally do not go there

cold patio
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and all it was was just construction and gangs

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And by @pure stirrup , it's probably accurate

lean plank
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Nowadays, they take dumps on the sidewalks, right outside the windows of expensive restaurants.

cold patio
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That sounds like every major big city

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LA and Vegas too maybe

lean plank
near badge
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hi motal comoatans

cold patio
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when I played San Andreas, Las Ventura was just

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bugged and casinos

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There were like 4 casinos in one district

lean plank
cold patio
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digital accent

lean plank
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Lol

cold patio
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it just sticks

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right now @lean plank digital accent is either 50 packs a minute lungs voice or the Boogeyman

lean plank
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I'ma go off to the store fellas, bfn.

cold patio
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walnuts in disguise
-BK's lungs

lean plank
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Yeah. They are full of conjugal energy.

cold patio
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real

limpid trail
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Nightmare Jason is useless to stun immune characters

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If I want Leatherface to come from behind, the enemy must be stunned

vale star
limpid trail
vale star
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I... nevermind lol

pure stirrup
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He’s making a joke

tardy fulcrum
thorny vigil
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🤣🤣🤣

waxen meadow
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RAIN + RAIDEN IS SO BROKEN

thorny vigil
waxen meadow
opal nacelle
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How can I make 30$ fast so I can get the mk11 rival pack?

glass haven
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A job will get 30 quickly

lean plank
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Use that one app, Testerup. MoF and Blake highly praise it.

pure stirrup
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Sell stuff etc

thorny vigil
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L question tbh

lost musk
lean plank
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It probably doesn't work through a VPN though.

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They'll want your selfie to cash out, so if you are not okay with your mug being in some database, choose appropriately.

vale star
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šŸ‘‹

lean plank
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Hello

pure stirrup
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Yo

lean plank
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Talk to the Bluetooth hand.

radiant siren
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is the elite netherrealm elder god pack worth investing in

pure stirrup
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Save for Black Friday or Halloween if the game does Halloween sale

radiant siren
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when is black friday i forgot

pure stirrup
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No clue

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I’m not from America

radiant siren
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oh, but thanks for the advice

tardy geode
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End of november

lean plank
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A lot of Americans don't know when it is until the sales commercials and flyers come out a bit ahead of it.

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It's an international thing.

radiant siren
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ive just never cared for black Friday

hybrid sable
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Hi

woven latch
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Yo

lean plank
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Be cautious that time of year. If an offer seems too good, search the item description or an image of the item to learn its actual price first.

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I was suckered into spending about $60 for something I realized later costs $1000.

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I got my money back though.

vale star
lean plank
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Americans in general are pretty slow, myself not included.

pure stirrup
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Shots fired ohhhhh

lean plank
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IO U no explanation.

woven latch
lean plank
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I'm trying to prepare my meal so buzz off.

vale star
pure stirrup
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NO WTF

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STUPID GAME I HATE THIS.

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There goes my krypt run

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Stupid buggy mess.

woven latch
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Nice

pure stirrup
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I’ll just revive

radiant iron
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Krypt bug still in the game

pure stirrup
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We good

lean plank
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I doubt anyone alive has done 7 Elder Krypt runs without their game crashing and having to either escape or Revive at least one of the team members.

pure stirrup
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Ooh I got coldhearted ninjas cruelty

thorny vigil
pure stirrup
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Uhh no thanks 🦭

thorny vigil
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u aint need that thooo

pure stirrup
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Floor 4 now in cooked

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*3

thorny vigil
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2 hoursss until tower refreshhhh

pure stirrup
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Elder krypt is crazy

lean plank
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I just baked four eggs in my toaster/countertop oven and they came out pretty good. Albeit they're slightly over cooked. The big hotdogs came out good too.

pure stirrup
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What the sigma HOW

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HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW (I’m broke)

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HOW would anyone fall for that

lean plank
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It comes with a baking pan. I just sprayed some Pam-like cooking spray on it after pre-heating it some and dropped some cracked open eggs onto it.

pure stirrup
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Nearly beat elder krypt

lean plank
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Gg

pure stirrup
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Screw this game

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Why noob why him

coral ruin
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Which noob?

pure stirrup
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Take a guess

coral ruin
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Noob*

pure stirrup
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😭

coral ruin
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Fudge

rigid eagle
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how to download on Android because it says its no available in my region on playstore

coral ruin
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I ain’t writing all that again

lean plank
# pure stirrup Real

That one dead guy claimed in his will that he did it. I still don't believe him.

coral ruin
rigid eagle
coral ruin
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Or maybe it’s not compatible to your phone

rigid eagle
coral ruin
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Android users:JadeCrying
iOS users:JohnnyCageSmiling

pure stirrup
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I BEAT IT

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EW KITANA GEAR

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but let’s goo

coral ruin
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I bet @tardy geode is android user

tardy geode
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I am

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And my android clears your iphone 100 times over

pure stirrup
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Screw ur 17.49 iap

rigid eagle
tardy geode
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If it says it's not available in your region then you either move to another country or use a vpn

coral ruin
pure stirrup
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30dk lets go

coral ruin
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iOS keeps winning

pure stirrup
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Both phones have pros and cons

limpid trail
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Daytime savings happened in my area

pure stirrup
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It’s 2024 as long as it ain’t Samsung it doesn’t matter

vale star
limpid trail
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So tower attempts reset at 4:00 AM

tardy geode
pure stirrup
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Same reason why most people shouldn’t max out a MacBook

tardy geode
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I literally have gaming phone lmao

pure stirrup
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Yeah and what game uses 28gb of ram

rigid eagle
tardy geode
tardy geode
rigid eagle
pure stirrup
vale star
pure stirrup
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I haven’t heard of that game since it dropped

tardy geode
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It's one of the best games around

rigid eagle
pure stirrup
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But why is it using 28gb

vale star
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They actually went in and fixed that game

tardy geode
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Find me an iphone that can run AAA lmao

pure stirrup
lean plank
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Side load it. Search MKM apk. If you are on iOS, it won't be that easy. If on Android, be sure to get the correct version for your game architecture (either 32-bit (armv7I) or 64-bit (aarch64). Otherwise you'll need to download an app that knows how to install xapk files, which will automatically choose the correct one for your device and provide you with the installation.

pure stirrup
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Both phones are fine idc what you own.

rigid eagle
pure stirrup
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It’s just most androids are spyware junk

coral ruin
pure stirrup
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My iPad can run aaa

tardy geode
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I don't only play mkm

vale star
tardy geode
pure stirrup
vale star
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Is anyone making that

tardy geode
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Or sideloading

pure stirrup
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Notice how with side loading no one did it.

rigid eagle
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@tardy geode lmao just dm me dawg

pure stirrup
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That’s because iPhone users don’t bother with that stuff

tardy geode
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Do you speak for all iphone users?

pure stirrup
tardy geode
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Omg guys it's John Apple himself

pure stirrup
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John Apple guys

rigid eagle
pure stirrup
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You know what’s worst then android and iOS tho.
Windows and Linux

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Like no one cares which one you have.

coral ruin
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Need to bring back Steve Jobs for this discussion

lean plank
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Side loading was possible on iOS for a good while, way back.

vale star
pure stirrup
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Both annoying debates even tho Linux is superior in most ways

woven latch
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@thorny vigil IM GETTING SHINOA EDITS IN 2024 BRO

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WHAT GOD BLESSED ME

vale star
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Linux is NOT superior in a HUGE majority of use cases

lean plank
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I think it used the files with the .dmg extension.

pure stirrup
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Nah that’s for Mac. It’s ipa

vale star
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Linux lacks severly in universal support

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Because those nerds cant decide on goddamn anything

pure stirrup
vale star
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They dont even have a standardized audio driver

thorny vigil
pure stirrup
woven latch
vale star
tardy geode
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Bro speaking yappanese

vale star
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Linux is fantastic for stripped down server OS, it is useless for day to day, gaming, etc

pure stirrup
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And it’s not useless for day to day when everything you need to work is on there.

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Windows is still shoving ai down everyone’s throat and killing windows 10

lean plank
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It's ridiculous how unrefined and functionally limited Linux and many other Unix variants are compared to MS-DOS and MS Windows.

pure stirrup
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Who uses dos?

vale star
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Thats his point

pure stirrup
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Freedos my beloved

tardy geode
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Oh noh muh 10 years old os is getting discontinued

pure stirrup
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So we should kill all ps4s

tardy geode
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They already did

pure stirrup
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I’m sick of them ruining every new release holding it back

lean plank
tardy geode
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Most new games don't release on old gens

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Mk1 didn't

pure stirrup
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If 2k has to make another old gen it’s over

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luckily they just copy the previous game not much work there

pure stirrup
vale star
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What 2k game are you playing

pure stirrup
vale star
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Ewwww

pure stirrup
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Yeah yeah laugh

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Didn’t buy 25 knew it was gonna be bad

vale star
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Cmon bruh

pure stirrup
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At least it’s not fifa

vale star
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True but

pure stirrup
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RIP Kobe

lean plank
vale star
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Powershell stays winning

pure stirrup
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All windows support tells you to do is check disk for errors each time something bad happens anyway

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Uhh my pc blew up its on fire

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Have you tried scanning the disk?

vale star
pure stirrup
vale star
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Shoulda defragged the defragger

pure stirrup
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Hehe

vale star
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Top fragging is peak feeling

pure stirrup
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Might defragment an ssd for the lols tbh

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Actually I should do that for my Mac mini legit. It’s slow and old

vale star
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Like youu

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Also, silly

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Kids these days dont even know what an OS is, so asking them to use dos would be hilarious

pure stirrup
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wtf is the a drive

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Then they can’t boot the windows install

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🦭

vale star
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I honestly dont understand how at least extremely basic computer science classes are not required

lean plank
# pure stirrup Ya think half of windows users know that

A lot of of apps have front ends for FFmpeg, but advanced users use the command prompt to tweak its performance and reduce overhead as with other widely used software as well as for running or creating batch commands, etc.

vale star
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Everyonee is going to use a computer at some point

pure stirrup
vale star
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The good thing is, instead of learning how to do anything, you just find someone who made an automatic version of it on github and use that lol

pure stirrup
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They cry cos it’s not an exe tho

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How do I build it wahh wahh!! READ MF READ

vale star
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Wait... .exe? Isnt that the scammers thingy?

pure stirrup
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Stronger-KanyeWest.mp3.exe

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Yep it’s listening time

lean plank
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Chess might like to get in on y'alls conversation, that is, if his knowledge of computing extends beyond MKM.

low harbor
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Sounds like windows thingy

vale star
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Who remembers those old school .VBS viruses lmao

pure stirrup
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Used to make em in notepad all the damn time

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Anyways it’s getting late I need my sleep see ya it’s 2 o clock DAMN

near badge
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hi motralk nom,batans

lean plank
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Who remembers F-Prot?

vale star
lean plank
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We used to have to stick our 3½" Diskettes into the A Drive of a lone computer before venturing further into the computer lab to get the disk scanned by F-Prot for viruses, worms or trojan horses. I don't think worms were a thing quite back then.

lean plank
graceful marsh
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Hi

thorny vigil
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diddy?????

graceful marsh
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It’s is i p Diddy totally not we are many more

graceful marsh
thorny vigil
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aint u in jail dawg?

nocturne pelican
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Should I use klassic Sonya blade f1 or Kombat cĆŗp Sonya f0

graceful marsh
thorny vigil
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.....

nocturne pelican
lean plank
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I remember Cisco had a video game for PC that was like the Tower Defense genre of games. It was actually fun. It required you to use advancing forms of antivirus technologies that it offered.

nocturne pelican
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So who should I use??

thorny vigil
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kl sonya

nocturne pelican
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Ok thx šŸ‘

lean plank
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Yo Boyz - Mia X is a hardcore rap song from 1994 from one of the top three of my favorite female rappers.

vale star
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I recently found out people still pay for and use dial-up...

lean plank
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Yeah. Some places they can't afford DSL.

vale star
lean plank
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I remember AOL used to send diskettes and CD-ROMs to every address in the US for years. A lot of wasted money.

vale star
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I saw redbox recently went under... cant believe how long they lasted

lost musk
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Dam i m so lazy rn
I have to do f100
And get 75 dk from pass.

crude oar
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is mk11 sub zero sindel and scorpion better or sub zero sindel and fujin?

lost musk
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First team.

crude oar
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kk ty

lost musk
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But if u meet Nick he would tell second team because he hate when new players use mk scorp

crude oar
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should i replace sindel with fujin?

lost musk
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Fujin need to be paired with Raiden.

crude oar
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ohh okay

lost musk
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Lets say u meet a enemey with 3m hp,u give up right?

crude oar
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im not new but i just dont have a clue about team synergy šŸ’€

lost musk
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Because u feel like u are not strong enought atm

crude oar
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yea

lost musk
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Well Fujin and Raiden paired do team %

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Percentage damage no number damage if u know what i mean

crude oar
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Ohhh

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ik what it is

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ur talking abt mk11 rasiden right?

lost musk
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Any raiden paired with fujin.

torpid coyote
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Any Raiden I think

crude oar
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alrr

lost musk
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I hope my f100 wont be a resell again

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I have only 2 maxed diamonds yet they choosed to give me a resell.

crude oar
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whats f100

lost musk
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Fatal 100

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Battle 100 of Nightmare tower

crude oar
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o

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is klassic raiden good for boss battles cus he takes 40% off the health

lost musk
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Not like this..his passive dont work vs bosses.

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Is mentioned this..

crude oar
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ughh

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btw can i clear fatal tower without equipement but with fusion x characters?

crude oar
# vale star Yes

will it be easy? cus i dont wanna waste my team for me to becstuck on a stage

vale star
crude oar
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yikess

vale star
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Theres only one way to learn it tho, and its worth it

crude oar
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so its only the boss stages that are hard right?

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or the normal stages too

vale star
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Some normal stages too

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Honestly everything isnt very hard until 180+

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Thats where the gimmicky annoying stuff shows up

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Even if your stuck for a bit, your learning and losing can still drop stuff

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A loss could award a epic gear even

crude oar
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woahh alr

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are the stages 50-100 easy?

vale star
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Oh yeah, for a FX team anything up to 100 should be pretty easy for you

crude oar
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okayy tyy

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what abt for an mk11 fx team?

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i have a vi scorpion and a iii sindel

thorny vigil
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Still easy

vale star
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Definitely, mk11 is a top tier team in most combinations

crude oar
vale star
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Like I said, the bigger blockage for you is likely going to be knowledge. Knowing how to handle some fights is very important

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Like assassins who can xray you after one combo ender gets alot of people stuck and they appear in basically every tower

woven latch
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I hate you so much

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Waste of a banner

crude oar
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shes so op

woven latch
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Bro says that like yelan isn’t miles better

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Oh and even Mona is better

crude oar
crude oar
woven latch
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Fatal 100 is 200 normal

vale star
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Uh, its definitely quite a bit easier yeah. But normals dont give a guaranteed epic

woven latch
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Keqing is also

crude oar
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i rmb being obsessed with keqing in 2021

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i lovee her ult

woven latch
woven latch
crude oar
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FRR buv shes horrible

woven latch
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Too bad raiden is cooler though

crude oar
woven latch
crude oar
woven latch
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I got yae and her C1 in 4 pulls

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When she first came out

crude oar
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…

woven latch
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I have Eula and her sig also

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I pulled yelan but it gave me homa

dense dagger
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yo guys is there tips to grind in mk mobile?

woven latch
dense dagger
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i did quests

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did towers and got scammed cuz i got mk11 raiden on lvl 100 even tho i spent so much souls grinding on the tower

woven latch
dense dagger
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fw is just dead

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krypt

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is just better in general

vale star
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FW reallly should be buffed in 6.1

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Imo they should become the source of kameos

dense dagger
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ngl tho i have a fusion x kombat cup johnny but my acc is still weak for hard level krypt

crude oar
dense dagger
woven latch
vale star
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It has basically become 10 free DK every few days for me

dense dagger
woven latch
dense dagger
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klassic melinna is so op for krypt

woven latch
crude oar
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im joking i have too

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for mauvika 😘

woven latch
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I want citlali and her

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I’m a sucker for hydro girls I realized

crude oar
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whats the fastest you guys ever finished a tower

crude oar
woven latch
woven latch
dense dagger
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i just finish lvl 100 in a tower and yeet

woven latch
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or that’s a rumor atleast

woven latch
crude oar
crude oar
woven latch
woven latch
dense dagger
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does meat cleaver have a bug or smth? its suppose to deal 10% but just does around 3

woven latch
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@crude oar tryna play later?

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I got nothing else to do if my friend won’t get on

crude oar
woven latch
crude oar
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alrr

woven latch
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I don’t play the game often unless it is with others cause it gets boring

warped linden
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Anyone know that piece of geat that shoots a missile at you?

woven latch
dense dagger
lost musk
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Is a epic piece

thorny vigil
thorny vigil
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Or is it krypt?

dense dagger
thorny vigil
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Ooouuu I sse

woven latch
thorny vigil
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Calm down...deep breathe.

woven latch
thorny vigil
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🤣

dense dagger
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YO JUNK BOX IS A SCAMMMMMM

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wiat nvm i just got a krypt key and 40 dk

woven latch
dense dagger
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huh

thorny vigil
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Calm down fr😭

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It ain't that deep

woven latch
thorny vigil
woven latch
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I WOULD RATHER DIE THNE ACCEPT THTA

dense dagger
thorny vigil
woven latch
dense dagger
thorny vigil
nocturne pelican
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Should I use injustice 2 raiden f1 or dark raiden f8 for bosses (rest of team taken up by klassic ermac and mk11 fujin)

tender sorrel
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should you use Enzo Ferrari or Volkswagen Bettle for a race?

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the old beetle

woven latch
thorny vigil
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šŸ’€

thorny vigil
woven latch
thorny vigil
nocturne pelican
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Should I use injustice 2 raiden f1 or dark raiden f8 for bosses (rest of team taken up by klassic ermac and mk11 fujin)

woven latch
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THIS GMAE HAS A BIASED SYSTEm,

tender sorrel
nocturne pelican
tender sorrel
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use shirai ryu bronze then

thorny vigil
woven latch
thorny vigil
dense dagger
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injustice raiden only works for snaring and a lil dmg

nocturne pelican
woven latch
dense dagger
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hear me out chat
for me im not doing towers any ore after lvl 100 lmao + krypts my only motivation

dense dagger
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nah its just i got no motivation after that

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and i have to 100 more lvls to fr

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get a card again

woven latch
dense dagger
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fr

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unless i play random matches til i get epic

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u can play for me if u want hahahaha

woven latch
dense dagger
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u got any tips

woven latch
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I already have my own issues

woven latch
dense dagger
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how to get better cards

woven latch
dense dagger
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wdym by challenges

woven latch
lost musk
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@tender sorrel u bought Mk1 Mileena?

dense dagger
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o

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yee (i maxed. out johnny boi)

tender sorrel
lost musk
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I wanted u to rate her for me based on your experience.

dense dagger
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1% lost on bosses health

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on mileenas combo ender is not enough

lost musk
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Because she is not a boss killer

dense dagger
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she can be one trust

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mk1 kenshi also if u put meat cleaver and follow what g series put on him for boss fights

lost musk
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And to ask 10 more bucks for her...

vale star
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Mid basic initiation, some gaps, 1 good combo ender, useless sp1, sp2 is solid but kinda long, passive is interesting but bad into bosses and to slow/overkill into normal fights. Her team passive is quite weak

lost musk
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All that hype for nothing as usual.

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Cant wait to complain when i get her as reward in a random fatal

vale star
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Lol... I think some will find her fun to play though

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But raw power level? Not really cutting it

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If they fix her sp1 id say A tier

grave anvil
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Is it even worth to do hard/elder krypt runs?

dense dagger
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ye

vale star
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Oh, she does have a very fast tag in speed, almost impossible to get interrupted

dense dagger
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i got 1k hearts

woven latch
vale star
dense dagger
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his snares are so long and so my strongest charatcer (kombat cup johnny) gets rekted

vale star
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Snare in general is very annoying lol

dense dagger
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i need

warped linden
dense dagger
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stronger characters

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chat blowback is so annoying

warped linden
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This game is so buggy

grave anvil
dense dagger
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increase on difficulty

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trust i did bronze and got nothing but silver then i get gear

vale star
grave anvil
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cool

vale star
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So floor 1 elder is identical to normal drop rates

dense dagger
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and on floor one i got primal bait lmao

vale star
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Well, its just rng

woven latch
vale star
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Theres nothing saying higher odds = better drops

woven latch
vale star
woven latch
vale star
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Its not huge increases btw, maybe 0.5%?

grave anvil
vale star
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But when your doing 10+ battles it adds up overtime

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Again tho, the payoff of elder is 100% about the fusion cards

woven latch
vale star
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If you dont care for fusion cards then hard is best for heart farming

woven latch
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I just want the dks

vale star
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Well, thats valid too lol

woven latch
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I just do the two daily’s to get my 10 dks then I’m out

dense dagger
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i spent 200+ souls on nightmare tower and beating lvl 100 and grinding allat for mk11 raidne
I NEED SOULS BACK AND. A BETTER DIAMOND CARD

woven latch
dense dagger
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heck no

grave anvil
dense dagger
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hes not good for boss fights

woven latch
woven latch
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What you think of the new pfp @thorny vigil

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Of course it’s black star tweaking tf out but yk the usual

late rock
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Does the xray ability for kenshi telestrike time depends on what level the skill is or is it all the same?

tawdry grove
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Wsg guys

woven latch
near badge
#

hi mrotalk bomatabsn

woven latch
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Hello also please get an English teacher

tawdry grove
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How can I 1v1 one of y’all?

woven latch
woven latch
tawdry grove
tawdry grove
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Like team

woven latch
tawdry grove
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any.

woven latch
# tawdry grove any.

On the console games it’s mileena and sindel. Mobile it’s kc Johnny Sonya and mk11

woven latch
tawdry grove
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I forgot my mains on console

tawdry grove
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Johnny cage stunt double

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And

woven latch
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Oh

tawdry grove
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I also got Jason

woven latch
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Which one

tawdry grove
#

I think it’s slasher

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I’m not sure if that’s right tho

woven latch
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Oh

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I don’t like Jason on this game

tawdry grove
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Fr

vale star
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krypt drops r crazy

woven latch
vale star
woven latch
vale star
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3 epic piece drops, 3 rare piece drops n 2 shang tsungs

woven latch
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Which shangs though

vale star
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klassic

hearty copper
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my high heel, and black stockings

near edge
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i hope you enjoyed my compliment

sour fossil
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Real

near edge
hearty copper
near edge
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2

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w*

sour fossil
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Looks like we got a problem here

mystic raptor
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😦

lean plank
#

Betty Wright was only 14-years-old when she made the song, The Best Girls Don't Always Win.

limpid trail
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Elder Kombat Cup Johnny Cage complete

crimson copper
#

spec ops cassie a good invesment? i got her at my shop rn

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f2 if i buy her

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f1?*

hearty copper
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anyways....

tardy fulcrum
hearty copper
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hay hay hay

tardy fulcrum
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how are you

hearty copper
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nm

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hbt u

cold patio
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Get off the phone.

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You've been unironically speaking for an entire day

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that's my job

indigo river
hearty copper
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um

gritty hare
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Guys anyone got tips for how to get souls

hearty copper
#

quests

cold patio
#

that too

indigo river
gritty hare
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Ok thanks

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Ty

hearty copper
#

yw

cold patio
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nooo save up your money for monk

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I just drank 1.5 liters of cokta and ate two bags of chips

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If I'm still underweight by next month I'm gonna slam my head on a table

crimson copper
crimson copper
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the bronze

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fs

pale onyx
hearty copper
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ugh

crimson copper
pale onyx
#

the king is bacvk

hearty copper
#

side eye

waxen meadow
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I’m about to max him out rarely got my fuse ups from packs

hearty copper
#

erm

viscid pivot
#

Does anyone know when they are going to fix the game crashes?

crimson copper
#

game crashes?

viscid pivot
indigo river
pure stirrup
#

Heyyy guys

sturdy horizon
#

Are dragon Krystal’s packs going on sale ?

pure stirrup
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Never I guarantee that

sturdy horizon
#

What about soul packs ?

pure stirrup
#

Always, maybe on Halloween but definitely on Black Friday

candid stratus
#

Guys I have a question

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SF Scorpion can save teammates from death, right?

pure stirrup
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Yes

candid stratus
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And they said if they have full SF team, Scorp can save more

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It mean save the same character before one more time or able to save the another character

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I’ve never used this guy b4

pure stirrup
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Probably

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I mean there’s no restriction on who he can save

cold patio
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Yeah he's just that guy

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Strike Force Scorpion, the first starman of MKM

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is that a subway surfers pfp

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real

lean plank
candid stratus
lean plank
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It doesn't look as hippie but seems a little SE Asian now.

limpid trail
lean plank
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Gg.

pure stirrup
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Hi

lean plank
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Why do I always feel like little fast running dinosaurs are trying to get me when I see your name? @limpid trail

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Damn raptors.

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I bet you don't recall way back when I dissed you about your name. I think I said something about your claws being dull.

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Speaking of dinosaurs, Jurassic 5 is a rap group that came out in either 1999 or 2000 who use a "throwback" kind of rap style.

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Hence the name.

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Not to be mistaken for The Mastodon Committee. It's Masterdon to be accurate. But I think they used to play with the similarities to mastodons. They're the elephant kin to the smilodons.

cold patio
lean plank
#

I'm not sure now of their differences but the mastodons are distant cousins to the woolly mammoths.

cold patio
#

were the mastodons the ones with the bigger tusks?

crimson copper
#

OH

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changing factions reset ur stats?

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god damn

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i just lost my creds im cryung

cold patio
#

Recommend defaulting to the ones with the lowest requirements

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that's what I do lol

crimson copper
#

thats what i was doing

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but it reseted my points

cold patio
#

it's an investment, you have it easier for next season.

crimson copper
#

i was trying to get to kombatant 2 for a trial quest

cold patio
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Trust

lean plank
crimson copper
cold patio
crimson copper
#

lin kuei?

cold patio
lean plank
crimson copper
#

damn it

#

pls

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rip 350k points

cold patio
#

I'm watching the wild robot

#

is this reverse WALL-E

#

before the earth went to shi

crimson copper
cold patio
#

DAMN IT JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED BY A WEASEL

crimson copper
#

i just want my gold man

lean plank
#

Hmm. I guess I should check that movie out. I think I vaguely recall watching WALL-E.

cold patio
cold patio
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It has a whole separate place for all the movies they just give you

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I plan to watch Bad Boys after this

lean plank
#

I remember the little toy like robot vaguely.

crimson copper
cold patio
lean plank
cold patio
#

did they manufacture a child

lean plank
cold patio
#

ctOS, going raw

#

clank

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There's a chase scene with a fox

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This jungle's biodiversity is insane

tardy geode
cold patio
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and bro fell of a cliff

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and now they're on a waterfall

crimson copper
cold patio
#

why does the robot sound like female Scott pilgrim

crimson copper
cold patio
lean plank
crimson copper
#

kinda annoying it reset without any warning

tardy geode
cold patio
crimson copper
#

warning said just reseting factions

#

changing*

tardy geode
#

Should never switch after you got some points, since points are tied to the faction

crimson copper
#

thought points would be the same

#

it didnt say it would take it away

lean plank
crimson copper
cold patio
#

My bad, there isn't.

hearty copper
crimson copper
cold patio
#

It's just a "are you sure"

#

Also the robot adopted a chick

#

there's talking opposums

#

And oh my god they play dead like in real life

crimson copper
lean plank
#

My mother used to say in response to my explanation for my wrongdoing, "You, THOUGHT"! (expressed in a very inhospitable and condescending manner)

cold patio
#

The baby opossums keep failing their playing dead skills

cold patio
#

"YOU, INSIST..."

lean plank
#

It was like she was saying you had the audacity to think.

cold patio
#

The opossum is teaching the robot how to raise the baby bird

#

it's way too cute

#

black knight watch the wild robot

#

it's peak

crimson copper
cold patio
#

AND THERE'S THE FOX FROM UTOPIA

lean plank
#

You're sounding higher than I am rn, Den.

cold patio
cold patio
crimson copper
cold patio
#

2 grams is average

crimson copper
#

rip my gold card šŸ’”

crimson copper
#

im

#

too lazy

cold patio
#

I'm feeling nice today

crimson copper
#

thanks babe

lean plank
cold patio
#

wawa wee wow

cold patio
lean plank
#

Leave Wawa out of this.

cold patio
#

wawa and wowa went on an adventure

lean plank
#

I wonder if he isn't just a little kid with an old man as his avatar like Cigs.

cold patio
#

The robot is getting thieving lessons from the fox right now

#

This is the greatest robot of All time

cold patio
#

just a shell

lean plank
#

Cigs is really a swashbuckling teenager.

cold patio
#

fr fr fr low-key medium-key high-key

cold patio
lean plank
#

Yeah. Those were the good old pirating days.

cold patio
#

Long be the time where a Misses Whippy be a dabloon

crimson copper
#

swashbuckling

lean plank
#

When all the sturdy men wore swords.

cold patio
#

yer fellowships and yer such

lean plank
#

Yeah, whippersnappers is an old school term too. You young whippersnapper, you. I don't think it actually had anything to do with actual whips.

cold patio
#

I still use that

#

"back when I was a wee whippersnapper"

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unironically

lean plank
#

Me too on occasion.

cold patio
#

this vocabulary comes from Cr1TiKal by the way

#

I just like being a gobbledygook preacher

lean plank
#

I often use both together swashbuckling, whippersnapper, you wench!

cold patio
#

you swashbuckling whippersnapper, I find yer with that schmuck!

gritty hare
#

Den random do u do of.

lean plank
#

Bring me another stout.

cold patio
gritty hare
#

Yes do u?

cold patio
#

Isaac Newton what do you mean do u do of
Ohhhhhh

gritty hare
#

Do u?

cold patio
#

Not yet

gritty hare
#

😭

cold patio
#

Fingers crossed

#

Keep your head high bro

lean plank
cold patio
#

I must be a barista cause I'm serving up yappucinos

lean plank
#

Yeah I don't know whether I want a demitasse or an espresso.

cold patio
#

I don't have Tony the Tiger nor nesquik... I have Choka Moka with a "IT'S DEEECEEEEENT!" Lion

#

these off brand cereals keeping me hungry as hell

lean plank
#

Speaking of coffee, ā˜• aren't you overdue for a gallon of it?

cold patio
#

Me and my friends back in like 5th grade made our own code

cold patio
lean plank
#

Lol okay.

cold patio
#

"shut up you blue" and the teacher wouldn't suspect a thing

#

Just childish insults

#

what if we do that here

#

make our own code swears

#

lol

lean plank
#

Well you and your peasant friends better not try that on me.

cold patio
#

That's what a blue would say

lean plank
#

What is a blue to you?

cold patio
#

I don't want to offend my bluenese folks

#

like the blue man group

lean plank
#

Speak the true, about the blue.

cold patio
#

they're just as bad as the cyans.

lean plank
#

Unless that yellow background is saying something about yourself.

cold patio
#

There.

#

I said it.

vale star
#

Hey

cold patio
#

I'm telling my beigenese

lean plank
#

I see color just fine, I have to use a greater sense of perception sometimes to see past the faƧade though at times.

cold patio
#

are you saying I'm not playing my color??

#

oh wow

#

I thought this was a colorful country

#

I'm not a theatre kid where did this come from

vale star
#

Anyone feel like helping me out? šŸ˜…

lean plank
#

Is your color yellow like a lily livered coward?

cold patio
cold patio
#

HEADSHOT

vale star
cold patio
#

Or maybe kollection

#

If it's a bug, try for feedback

cold patio
#

wait the robot is having an existential crisis

#

It found another run down Robot

#

and it realizes they're just taskmasters

lean plank
cold patio
#

"I have a kid." Robot 1 says dramatically
"Oookay" run down Robot doesn't know what to feel

pure stirrup
#

Yo

cold patio
#

wait the robot's name is Roz

#

roz realizes fox is a phoney that doesn't know how to raise a baby goose

lean plank
cold patio
#

this is crazy character development

cold patio
#

m3gan

#

is getting that wrench

#

or klaw

#

my god the baby goose just disowned its own adoptive mother

hearty copper
lean plank
#

M3gan is the wolf 🐺 chasing you on all fours until you trip, roll down the hill and a Mack truck's windshield wipers are pushing aside all of your beige.

cold patio
#

black knight new fan fiction sneak peek

#

?

lean plank
#

Yep. You'll need to get a bit higher next time buddy.

lean plank
vale star
cold patio
#

nice big happy family

lean plank
#

Nothing can bring me down right now. I feel a sense of righteousness emanating through me for early voting for that Dude.

silk hinge
#

how’s life yall

cold patio
#

-Davey

vale star
lean plank
cold patio
lean plank
#

The thorny one.

cold patio
#

There's like 8 In this server

cold patio
lean plank
#

Really? The one who talks like thiiiissss.

silk hinge
#

damn

dense pulsar
#

Hmm

lean plank
#

With extra emphasis on the sibilant esses.

cold patio
#

oh, the snake

#

the gay horse

silk hinge
#

-# who.?

cold patio
#

"hayyyy"

silk hinge
#

das funny asl

cold patio
#

it's a dad joke

#

It manifested while I was talking to unc here

#

Some metamorphosis in my humor

carmine coral
#

Den u are my unc fr

cold patio
#

The circle of life

carmine coral
#

Yuh

silk hinge
#

what did the pope said to his pet cow

#

holy cow

cold patio
#

Holy cow

silk hinge
cold patio
#

that's the stuff

lean plank
carmine coral
#

Hahaaaha

cold patio
#

hope he's not from Mars

lean plank
cold patio
silk hinge
cold patio
#

please do it

#

I need my unc joke

silk hinge
#

ā€œyou from Kansas?ā€

#

get it

cold patio
#

oh

#

KAN

silk hinge
#

HA

#

dis guy gets it

lean plank
cold patio
# silk hinge HA

Shouldve been "What did the Kombatant say to his can of beans"

carmine coral
#

Den who u eating out unc

cold patio
#

like cansas

#

Kansas

silk hinge
cold patio
#

"THINK, THINK... THINK" brain blast ahh

#

Why is there just a single banana on my TV table

carmine coral
#

Cus it’s a banana:D

silk hinge
#

why?

cold patio
#

It's not a joke, there's just a banana.

lean plank
#

What strain of reefer do I need to be on to understand y'alls bean jokes?

silk hinge
lean plank
#

I shat only the chicken shite colored type.

cold patio
#

wow

#

I shat liquid last night

lean plank
#

I'm mixed.

silk hinge
#

oh wow

cold patio
#

anyways my top row of abdominal muscles is way more prominent then my lower one when I flex

#

Is that normal

silk hinge
#

uh

#

probably.?

lean plank
cold patio
#

real

lean plank
#

I love you because you are a man of love but also of dimension.

pure stirrup
#

Damn

dense pulsar
#

Ok

cold patio
#

I am not a man of love.

pure stirrup
#

Oh my WiFi connected

cold patio
#

you don't know me then, Knight

silk hinge
lean plank
cold patio
pure stirrup
#

Jod

cold patio
silk hinge
#

oh wow

lean plank
cold patio
#

the description is way too specific

lean plank
#

I didn't intend to expose your soft side.

cold patio
#

bro caught me out of the shower

silk hinge
#

ayo

cold patio
#

Get it... Soft, cold?

#

It was a good one.

silk hinge
#

brother lost me there

lean plank
#

Hell, I fall off bikes and break my bones or at least dislocate them. I cry like a little bih over tender songs and demonstrations of sweetness. I may as well play the next Peter Pan.

cold patio
#

my dad's uncle lives next door and he's honestly a sweetheart, but his wife died recently

#

I didn't feel a tinge of sympathy ngl

#

his wife was awful

silk hinge
#

real

cold patio
#

straight up.

#

I see it as a burden being lifted from him

#

Imagine a stereotypical Karen mixed with an angry greedy aunt

lean plank
cold patio
#

The type of aunt you'd see in a "AITA" story

lean plank
#

Let me see if I can pull it up.

silk hinge
cold patio
#

straight up

silk hinge
#

-# cash out cash out cash out

cold patio
#

I'm gonna subtly reference lyrics from rap songs just to see how far I can make Knight lose his concentration

lean plank
#

It might be Mud Brothers by Aden Dinero, might be another one.

cold patio
#

straight up is a fairly common term

#

COMMON MOOSE W

#

IT JUST ROCKED AND RAN AN EVIL ROBOTS FADE

lean plank
#

That was a Paula Abdul song wasn't it?

cold patio
#

I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

#

EPIC NATURE VS ROBOT BATTLE

#

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOOSE OF ALL TIME

lean plank
#

Straight up now tell me do you love me...