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Far out, man.
San Francisco has a lot of hippies.
I only know about San Francisco from San Fierro
and all it was was just construction and gangs
And by @pure stirrup , it's probably accurate
Nowadays, they take dumps on the sidewalks, right outside the windows of expensive restaurants.
Las Ventura is a gambler's Mecca.
hi motal comoatans
when I played San Andreas, Las Ventura was just
bugged and casinos
There were like 4 casinos in one district
Hello. I thought briefly that you were speaking in an Iranian accent.
digital accent
Lol
it just sticks
right now @lean plank digital accent is either 50 packs a minute lungs voice or the Boogeyman
I'ma go off to the store fellas, bfn.
Ik,r? I guess.
walnuts in disguise
-BK's lungs
Yeah. They are full of conjugal energy.
real
Nightmare Jason is useless to stun immune characters
If I want Leatherface to come from behind, the enemy must be stunned
Leatherface to do what?
Whenever a teammate stuns an opponent, there is a 30-50% chance Leatherface will come running from behind to attack.
I... nevermind lol
Heās making a joke
broā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
š¤£š¤£š¤£
RAIN + RAIDEN IS SO BROKEN
Yea teamsoak
Frr
How can I make 30$ fast so I can get the mk11 rival pack?
A job will get 30 quickly
Use that one app, Testerup. MoF and Blake highly praise it.
Job
Sell stuff etc
L question tbh
Love your Alucard pfp
It probably doesn't work through a VPN though.
They'll want your selfie to cash out, so if you are not okay with your mug being in some database, choose appropriately.
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Hello
Yo
Talk to the Bluetooth hand.
is the elite netherrealm elder god pack worth investing in
Save for Black Friday or Halloween if the game does Halloween sale
when is black friday i forgot
oh, but thanks for the advice
End of november
A lot of Americans don't know when it is until the sales commercials and flyers come out a bit ahead of it.
It's an international thing.
ive just never cared for black Friday
Hi
Yo
Be cautious that time of year. If an offer seems too good, search the item description or an image of the item to learn its actual price first.
I was suckered into spending about $60 for something I realized later costs $1000.
I got my money back though.
Eh? Its literally the day after thanksgiving I know lmao
And you're not even from America?
Americans in general are pretty slow, myself not included.
U are
Shots fired ohhhhh
IO U no explanation.
What
I'm trying to prepare my meal so buzz off.
I live in america, I know traditional holiday days lmao
Nice
Iāll just revive
Krypt bug still in the game
We good
I doubt anyone alive has done 7 Elder Krypt runs without their game crashing and having to either escape or Revive at least one of the team members.
Ooh I got coldhearted ninjas cruelty
Real
might wanna gimme that
Uhh no thanks š¦
u aint need that thooo
2 hoursss until tower refreshhhh
Elder krypt is crazy
I just baked four eggs in my toaster/countertop oven and they came out pretty good. Albeit they're slightly over cooked. The big hotdogs came out good too.
What the sigma HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW (Iām broke)
HOW would anyone fall for that
It comes with a baking pan. I just sprayed some Pam-like cooking spray on it after pre-heating it some and dropped some cracked open eggs onto it.
Nearly beat elder krypt
Gg
Which noob?
Take a guess
Noob*
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Fudge
how to download on Android because it says its no available in my region on playstore
I aināt writing all that again
That one dead guy claimed in his will that he did it. I still don't believe him.
Maybe update your phone to the latest?
i did
Or maybe itās not compatible to your phone
nope.
Android users:
iOS users:
i hope ur being sarcastic
I bet @tardy geode is android user
Screw ur 17.49 iap
Get a vpn
dm lmao
If it says it's not available in your region then you either move to another country or use a vpn
keep telling yourself that
30dk lets go
iOS keeps winning
Both phones have pros and cons
Daytime savings happened in my area
Itās 2024 as long as it aināt Samsung it doesnāt matter
Winning is when you get android features 8 years late ig
So tower attempts reset at 4:00 AM
Find me an iphone with snapdragon gen 3 and 28gb ram
And you use none of that
Same reason why most people shouldnāt max out a MacBook
I literally have gaming phone lmao
MACBOOK
Yeah and what game uses 28gb of ram
which phone
Cyberpunk 2077 is a start
Redmagic 9 pro
ey we same
Did they ever make the game actually fun after launch
Yes actually
I havenāt heard of that game since it dropped
It's one of the best games around
but im 9spro
But why is it using 28gb
They actually went in and fixed that game
Because it's a pc game being emulated on a phone
Find me an iphone that can run AAA lmao
iPhone 15 and above
Side load it. Search MKM apk. If you are on iOS, it won't be that easy. If on Android, be sure to get the correct version for your game architecture (either 32-bit (armv7I) or 64-bit (aarch64). Otherwise you'll need to download an app that knows how to install xapk files, which will automatically choose the correct one for your device and provide you with the installation.
Both phones are fine idc what you own.
lmao but this bobbygeez npc doesn't even know even if he does know he gonna ragequit cuz his phone can't handle cyberpunk2077
Itās just most androids are spyware junk
That doesnāt matter if we only playing MKM
My iPad can run aaa
I don't only play mkm
They dont actually ship 32 bit version in the store anymore, you have to basically mod it yourself
Cause Apple never sells you targeted ads right?
Thatās not the issue. You can disable that easily
Is anyone making that
Yes they do, on Android.
Only took it a decade to adapt the universal charging port
Or sideloading
Ok?
Notice how with side loading no one did it.
@tardy geode lmao just dm me dawg
Thatās because iPhone users donāt bother with that stuff
Do you speak for all iphone users?
Ye basically
Omg guys it's John Apple himself
John Apple guys
and ur getting ratio'ed
You know whatās worst then android and iOS tho.
Windows and Linux
Like no one cares which one you have.
Need to bring back Steve Jobs for this discussion
Side loading was possible on iOS for a good while, way back.
Ok those are practically uncomparable
Yes they are
Both annoying debates even tho Linux is superior in most ways
Linux is NOT superior in a HUGE majority of use cases
I think it used the files with the .dmg extension.
Nah thatās for Mac. Itās ipa
Linux lacks severly in universal support
Because those nerds cant decide on goddamn anything
Arch Linux is literally updated like everyday
They dont even have a standardized audio driver
LMAOOO
And windows doesnāt?
BRO YOU GAGE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY MY MIND BECAME
Lmaoooo???
Bro speaking yappanese
Linux is fantastic for stripped down server OS, it is useless for day to day, gaming, etc
Proton
And itās not useless for day to day when everything you need to work is on there.
Windows is still shoving ai down everyoneās throat and killing windows 10
It's ridiculous how unrefined and functionally limited Linux and many other Unix variants are compared to MS-DOS and MS Windows.
Who uses dos?
Thats his point
Freedos my beloved
Oh noh muh 10 years old os is getting discontinued
So we should kill all ps4s
They already did
Iām sick of them ruining every new release holding it back
DOS underlies most Windows versions.
If 2k has to make another old gen itās over
luckily they just copy the previous game not much work there
Well yeah duh. But who realistically uses dos
What 2k game are you playing
24
Ewwww
Cmon bruh
At least itās not fifa
True but
RIP Kobe
Anyone with the general knowledge of using the command prompt.
Powershell stays winning
Ya think half of windows users know that
All windows support tells you to do is check disk for errors each time something bad happens anyway
Uhh my pc blew up its on fire
Have you tried scanning the disk?
Shoulda defragged
Defragging the ssd blew the pc up
Shoulda defragged the defragger
Hehe
Top fragging is peak feeling
Might defragment an ssd for the lols tbh
Actually I should do that for my Mac mini legit. Itās slow and old
Like youu
Also, silly
Kids these days dont even know what an OS is, so asking them to use dos would be hilarious
I honestly dont understand how at least extremely basic computer science classes are not required
A lot of of apps have front ends for FFmpeg, but advanced users use the command prompt to tweak its performance and reduce overhead as with other widely used software as well as for running or creating batch commands, etc.
Everyonee is going to use a computer at some point
Thereās people at their that would take more then 1 like to print in python.
Let that sink in
The good thing is, instead of learning how to do anything, you just find someone who made an automatic version of it on github and use that lol
Wait... .exe? Isnt that the scammers thingy?
Chess might like to get in on y'alls conversation, that is, if his knowledge of computing extends beyond MKM.
Sounds like windows thingy
Who remembers those old school .VBS viruses lmao
Not closing msg box my beloved
Used to make em in notepad all the damn time
Anyways itās getting late I need my sleep see ya itās 2 o clock DAMN
hi motralk nom,batans
Who remembers F-Prot?
No way they still exist lol
We used to have to stick our 3½" Diskettes into the A Drive of a lone computer before venturing further into the computer lab to get the disk scanned by F-Prot for viruses, worms or trojan horses. I don't think worms were a thing quite back then.
Yeah. It's the oldest.
Hi
diddy?????
Itās is i p Diddy totally not we are many more
Hi
aint u in jail dawg?
Should I use klassic Sonya blade f1 or Kombat cĆŗp Sonya f0
No
.....
Iām using covert ops Cassie and Kombat cup Johnny for krypt
I remember Cisco had a video game for PC that was like the Tower Defense genre of games. It was actually fun. It required you to use advancing forms of antivirus technologies that it offered.
ohhhh
So who should I use??
kl sonya
Ok thx š
Yo Boyz - Mia X is a hardcore rap song from 1994 from one of the top three of my favorite female rappers.
I recently found out people still pay for and use dial-up...
Yeah. Some places they can't afford DSL.
I mean dude, starlink or something at least please
I remember AOL used to send diskettes and CD-ROMs to every address in the US for years. A lot of wasted money.
I saw redbox recently went under... cant believe how long they lasted
Dam i m so lazy rn
I have to do f100
And get 75 dk from pass.
is mk11 sub zero sindel and scorpion better or sub zero sindel and fujin?
First team.
kk ty
But if u meet Nick he would tell second team because he hate when new players use mk scorp
should i replace sindel with fujin?
LMAO
Fujin need to be paired with Raiden.
ohh okay
Lets say u meet a enemey with 3m hp,u give up right?
im not new but i just dont have a clue about team synergy š
Because u feel like u are not strong enought atm
yea
Well Fujin and Raiden paired do team %
Percentage damage no number damage if u know what i mean
Any raiden paired with fujin.
Any Raiden I think
alrr
I hope my f100 wont be a resell again
I have only 2 maxed diamonds yet they choosed to give me a resell.
whats f100
Yes
will it be easy? cus i dont wanna waste my team for me to becstuck on a stage
Uh, if you've never done it before no itll definitely be a struggle for you. But its 100% possible
yikess
Theres only one way to learn it tho, and its worth it
Some normal stages too
Honestly everything isnt very hard until 180+
Thats where the gimmicky annoying stuff shows up
Even if your stuck for a bit, your learning and losing can still drop stuff
A loss could award a epic gear even
Oh yeah, for a FX team anything up to 100 should be pretty easy for you
Still easy
Definitely, mk11 is a top tier team in most combinations
(for 101-200)
Like I said, the bigger blockage for you is likely going to be knowledge. Knowing how to handle some fights is very important
Like assassins who can xray you after one combo ender gets alot of people stuck and they appear in basically every tower
WTF??
oh nvm thsts not new
SHES SO AWFUL
Bro says that like yelan isnāt miles better
Oh and even Mona is better
btw the normal tower is liek 10x easier than the fatal ones right?
bffrā¦
Fatal 100 is 200 normal
Uh, its definitely quite a bit easier yeah. But normals dont give a guaranteed epic
I used the event for her
I just thought she looked cool that is it
FRR buv shes horrible
SAY THST AGAIN AND ILL BEAT UR ASS
Too bad raiden is cooler though
LOL
NO KEQING SLANDER FROM A SIGEWINEE PLAYER
I KNOW OMGGG i pulled on her like crazy on 5.1
Yo you may not believe it butā¦
I got yae and her C1 in 4 pulls
When she first came out
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yo guys is there tips to grind in mk mobile?
Quests challenges towers faction wars
i did quests
did towers and got scammed cuz i got mk11 raiden on lvl 100 even tho i spent so much souls grinding on the tower
Welp thatās unlucky I guess
ngl tho i have a fusion x kombat cup johnny but my acc is still weak for hard level krypt
real i hate waiting for my attempts to reset
Dude no. It can easily clear
fw is just for leveling up diamond/gold cards
I donāt even do it I just escape quickly and claim my free 5 and be done with it
Yeah and I have thousands of level up cards lol
It has basically become 10 free DK every few days for me
i spent all mine on klassic liu
Bro Iām so lazy I aināt even do the second part of the Natlan archon quest
klassic melinna is so op for krypt
Bro i am not searching natlan
Why not
YOU WANT HER TOO???
I want citlali and her
Iām a sucker for hydro girls I realized
whats the fastest you guys ever finished a tower
YESS
6 days but you can do it in 4
DUDE SHE IS APPARENTLY GONNA RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
i just finish lvl 100 in a tower and yeet
or thatās a rumor atleast
What server are you on btw
IKK LMAO
NA
SAME
LIKE IMAGINE YOU RIDE UP ON A HILICHURL AND SAY WHATS UP JUST TO RUN THEM OVER
does meat cleaver have a bug or smth? its suppose to deal 10% but just does around 3
would u play tmr?
Most likely yeah
alrr
I donāt play the game often unless it is with others cause it gets boring
Anyone know that piece of geat that shoots a missile at you?
think its a black dragon gear
j just got shot at by one also lmao
Missile gap
Is a epic piece
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its black dragon tower piece
Ooouuu I sse
IM GONNA TWEAK BRO SOMEONE TOOK RAZE
ššš
Calm down...deep breathe.
NAH FCK THAT
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⦠this the final straw @thorny vigil Just kill me now
huh
šššš
Calm down frš
It ain't that deep
NAH SOMEONE TOOK RAZE AND THIS KID HETS 40 DKS
Ima go do a run and open a few
I WOULD RATHER DIE THNE ACCEPT THTA
i had to spend 1700 hearts ššš
šš
BRO IM GONNA PULL A FRANKEINSTEIN
ye cuz freddys mid and mileenas survival only
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Should I use injustice 2 raiden f1 or dark raiden f8 for bosses (rest of team taken up by klassic ermac and mk11 fujin)
GUT MY BRAIN OUT ALREADY BRO
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Calm tf down
why
Your crashing out over nunšš
Should I use injustice 2 raiden f1 or dark raiden f8 for bosses (rest of team taken up by klassic ermac and mk11 fujin)
HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE INJ2
THIS GMAE HAS A BIASED SYSTEm,
should you use Enzo Ferrari or Volkswagen Bettle for a race?
Volkswagen š
use shirai ryu bronze then
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I had a rough week so Iām just gonna forget it exists
u need damage so dark raiden
Yea that's it...deep breathes
injustice raiden only works for snaring and a lil dmg
Ok thx šš
Fine
hear me out chat
for me im not doing towers any ore after lvl 100 lmao + krypts my only motivation
weak af i guess
nah its just i got no motivation after that
and i have to 100 more lvls to fr
get a card again
and an epic
fr
unless i play random matches til i get epic
u can play for me if u want hahahaha
Fck no
u got any tips
I already have my own issues
What type of tips?
how to get better cards
Open packs do challenges do faction wars do towers
wdym by challenges
Challenges for gold characters
@tender sorrel u bought Mk1 Mileena?
neh
Ah i thought u did
I wanted u to rate her for me based on your experience.
Because she is not a boss killer
she can be one trust
mk1 kenshi also if u put meat cleaver and follow what g series put on him for boss fights
Mid basic initiation, some gaps, 1 good combo ender, useless sp1, sp2 is solid but kinda long, passive is interesting but bad into bosses and to slow/overkill into normal fights. Her team passive is quite weak
All that hype for nothing as usual.
Cant wait to complain when i get her as reward in a random fatal
Lol... I think some will find her fun to play though
But raw power level? Not really cutting it
If they fix her sp1 id say A tier
Is it even worth to do hard/elder krypt runs?
ye
Oh, she does have a very fast tag in speed, almost impossible to get interrupted
i got 1k hearts
subaru huh
Hard is basically just for attempt efficiency since you only get 2 free a day
Elder drops fusion cards and so is absolutely worth the effort if you can clear it
elder is good without noob saibot diamond
his snares are so long and so my strongest charatcer (kombat cup johnny) gets rekted
Snare in general is very annoying lol
get better i guess ion know
i need
Me when I get snare and hells bane
This game is so buggy
havenāt looked further in krypt but
You get a chance to get gears / cards in each battle
Do the chances increase depend on the difficulty or all same?
increase on difficulty
trust i did bronze and got nothing but silver then i get gear
The chance increases the higher floor you go. Since elder goes to the highest floor count, it has the best drop rate
cool
So floor 1 elder is identical to normal drop rates
i went to floor 2 on hard and got nothing
and on floor one i got primal bait lmao
Well, its just rng
And after?
Theres nothing saying higher odds = better drops
But you need the gambler soul
Floor 2 = hard floor 2
Floor 3 = best drop ofds
Just skip floor 2 try to find the boss quickly
Its not huge increases btw, maybe 0.5%?
Nah, itās denji from chainsawman
But when your doing 10+ battles it adds up overtime
Again tho, the payoff of elder is 100% about the fusion cards
It aināt but aight
If you dont care for fusion cards then hard is best for heart farming
I donāt even care about farming
I just want the dks
Well, thats valid too lol
I just do the two dailyās to get my 10 dks then Iām out
i spent 200+ souls on nightmare tower and beating lvl 100 and grinding allat for mk11 raidne
I NEED SOULS BACK AND. A BETTER DIAMOND CARD
CRY ABOUT IT AND GET BETTER LUCK
Yk he is good
heck no
Thatās some coping
hes not good for boss fights
Subaru needs it
What you think of the new pfp @thorny vigil
Of course itās black star tweaking tf out but yk the usual
Ngl Iād be mad asl
Does the xray ability for kenshi telestrike time depends on what level the skill is or is it all the same?
Wsg guys
New person?
hi mrotalk bomatabsn
Hello also please get an English teacher
Aight
Canāt. strictly pve
Ohhhh
Main game or mobile?
any.
On the console games itās mileena and sindel. Mobile itās kc Johnny Sonya and mk11
Why? Who do you play?
On mobile, my team is Johnny cage, scorpion, and sub-zero
I forgot my mains on console
Which ones?
Oh
I also got Jason
Which one
Fr
krypt drops r crazy
Not really
yeah their insane
Arenāt
3 epic piece drops, 3 rare piece drops n 2 shang tsungs
Which shangs though
klassic
my high heel, and black stockings
without my glasses, you remind me of micheal jackson
i hope you enjoyed my compliment
Real
Ermmm
did you not like my compliment
Ofc I did bestie
Looks like we got a problem here
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Betty Wright was only 14-years-old when she made the song, The Best Girls Don't Always Win.
Elder Kombat Cup Johnny Cage complete
anyways....
yo
hay hay hay
how are you
Get off the phone.
You've been unironically speaking for an entire day
that's my job
yes, she is the only gold wrth buying from the shop aside from erron black
um
Guys anyone got tips for how to get souls
quests
1hour quests
yw
buying her rn thanks
nooo save up your money for monk
I just drank 1.5 liters of cokta and ate two bags of chips
If I'm still underweight by next month I'm gonna slam my head on a table
Don't buy her
bru
ššæ
ugh
KC Johnny cage
hes 450 souls
the king is bacvk
side eye
Worth it if heās high fusion
Iām about to max him out rarely got my fuse ups from packs
erm
Does anyone know when they are going to fix the game crashes?
game crashes?
I've been unable to play for like 2 weeks
i don't think he is
Heyyy guys
Are dragon Krystalās packs going on sale ?
Never I guarantee that
What about soul packs ?
Always, maybe on Halloween but definitely on Black Friday
Yes
And they said if they have full SF team, Scorp can save more
It mean save the same character before one more time or able to save the another character
Iāve never used this guy b4
Yeah he's just that guy
Strike Force Scorpion, the first starman of MKM
is that a subway surfers pfp
real
I knew you could do it!
Ye
That background color seems a bit better now.
It doesn't look as hippie but seems a little SE Asian now.
Yatta!
Gg.
Hi
Why do I always feel like little fast running dinosaurs are trying to get me when I see your name? @limpid trail
Damn raptors.
I bet you don't recall way back when I dissed you about your name. I think I said something about your claws being dull.
Speaking of dinosaurs, Jurassic 5 is a rap group that came out in either 1999 or 2000 who use a "throwback" kind of rap style.
Hence the name.
Not to be mistaken for The Mastodon Committee. It's Masterdon to be accurate. But I think they used to play with the similarities to mastodons. They're the elephant kin to the smilodons.
It's the exact same as yesterday, maybe your eyes are more adjusted now
I'm not sure now of their differences but the mastodons are distant cousins to the woolly mammoths.
were the mastodons the ones with the bigger tusks?
it's an investment, you have it easier for next season.
i was trying to get to kombatant 2 for a trial quest
Trust
Yeah. I'm viewing this using a different phone. I considered that I might be making a wrong assumption in figuring you darkened it a bit or even whether my present level of intoxication had an effect on my perception of it. Anyhoo, it seems to look quite Oriental now.
which one is the best rn
At least it's not hippie piss yellow
lin kuei?
I'll have to ask @johnnetherrealm that
Indubitably.
is there any way i can get this back? @tardy geode it didnt say that it would reset if i change factions
DAMN IT JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED BY A WEASEL
i just want my gold man
Hmm. I guess I should check that movie out. I think I vaguely recall watching WALL-E.
It came gratis with my cable network

It has a whole separate place for all the movies they just give you
I plan to watch Bad Boys after this
I remember the little toy like robot vaguely.
this succs lmao
do you think he's banging the modern triangle robot by now
That's just a mean response.
did they manufacture a child
Hell he's got M3gan dirtying up the sheets.
ctOS, going raw
clank
There's a chase scene with a fox
This jungle's biodiversity is insane

going where?
why does the robot sound like female Scott pilgrim
father pls, should i make a ticket or something
There's nothing we can do...
Extremely appropriate.
kinda annoying it reset without any warning
Nah man those points are gone
I think there is a warning lol
Should never switch after you got some points, since points are tied to the faction
You, thought.
not being able to send gif made it worse
My bad, there isn't.
meow meow meow meow sad song
was kinda obvious thinking since the warning only include changing factions
It's just a "are you sure"
Also the robot adopted a chick
there's talking opposums
And oh my god they play dead like in real life
ye i was sure about changing factions but not reseting my points dam it
My mother used to say in response to my explanation for my wrongdoing, "You, THOUGHT"! (expressed in a very inhospitable and condescending manner)
The baby opossums keep failing their playing dead skills
dutch van der linde ahh mom
"YOU, INSIST..."
It was like she was saying you had the audacity to think.
The opossum is teaching the robot how to raise the baby bird
it's way too cute
black knight watch the wild robot
it's peak
told mommy about you and she said ur being mean
AND THERE'S THE FOX FROM UTOPIA
You're sounding higher than I am rn, Den.
not really, but he do be the fox
is that an insult or compliment
lmao but in all seriousness can i just suggest putting a warning that changing factions comes with reset as well cause damn
2 grams is average
rip my gold card š
Feedback maybe
thanks babe
You're not supposed to seem high, you're just supposed to feel high.
wawa wee wow
np pookie
Leave Wawa out of this.
wawa and wowa went on an adventure
I wonder if he isn't just a little kid with an old man as his avatar like Cigs.
The robot is getting thieving lessons from the fox right now
This is the greatest robot of All time
aren't we all
just a shell
Cigs is really a swashbuckling teenager.
fr fr fr low-key medium-key high-key
thats a term I haven't heard since schmuck
Yeah. Those were the good old pirating days.
Long be the time where a Misses Whippy be a dabloon
swashbuckling
When all the sturdy men wore swords.
yer fellowships and yer such
Yeah, whippersnappers is an old school term too. You young whippersnapper, you. I don't think it actually had anything to do with actual whips.
Me too on occasion.
this vocabulary comes from Cr1TiKal by the way
I just like being a gobbledygook preacher
I often use both together swashbuckling, whippersnapper, you wench!
you swashbuckling whippersnapper, I find yer with that schmuck!
Den random do u do of.
Bring me another stout.
the legal name calling
Yes do u?
Isaac Newton what do you mean do u do of
Ohhhhhh
Do u?
Not yet
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Schmuck is still in very common use. It's Yiddish, I think.
I must be a barista cause I'm serving up yappucinos
Yeah I don't know whether I want a demitasse or an espresso.
I don't have Tony the Tiger nor nesquik... I have Choka Moka with a "IT'S DEEECEEEEENT!" Lion
these off brand cereals keeping me hungry as hell
Speaking of coffee, ā aren't you overdue for a gallon of it?
Me and my friends back in like 5th grade made our own code
I like sleeping it off
Lol okay.
We made like blue =(slur in our language)
"shut up you blue" and the teacher wouldn't suspect a thing
Just childish insults
what if we do that here
make our own code swears
lol
Well you and your peasant friends better not try that on me.
That's what a blue would say
What is a blue to you?
Speak the true, about the blue.
they're just as bad as the cyans.
Unless that yellow background is saying something about yourself.
Hey
It's beige, for someone who claims to not see color.
I'm telling my beigenese
I see color just fine, I have to use a greater sense of perception sometimes to see past the faƧade though at times.
are you saying I'm not playing my color??
oh wow
I thought this was a colorful country
I'm not a theatre kid where did this come from
Anyone feel like helping me out? š
Is your color yellow like a lily livered coward?
#ā-ask-for-help or just ping draco
y'know what... I have a dream, that one day... The beige can be free-
HEADSHOT
Well I kinda need to send a picture of my inventory for help so
Or maybe kollection
If it's a bug, try for feedback
If it's just team organization or whatever #š”-kollection and #š¤¼-characters-and-teams could help
Epstein was white.
wait the robot is having an existential crisis
It found another run down Robot
and it realizes they're just taskmasters
That sounds like a last ditch effort right there. Desperate emptiness.
"I have a kid." Robot 1 says dramatically
"Oookay" run down Robot doesn't know what to feel
Yo
wait the robot's name is Roz
roz realizes fox is a phoney that doesn't know how to raise a baby goose
Maybe WALL-E should have him a kid so he can finally grow up and be an adult himself.
this is crazy character development
WALL-E needs to pin someone to the wall
m3gan
is getting that wrench
or klaw
my god the baby goose just disowned its own adoptive mother
hi
M3gan is the wolf šŗ chasing you on all fours until you trip, roll down the hill and a Mack truck's windshield wipers are pushing aside all of your beige.
Yep. You'll need to get a bit higher next time buddy.
I still secretly love you, Den.
nice pfp lol, I'm not sure who exactly is but I have a feeling š
we love everyone here
nice big happy family
Nothing can bring me down right now. I feel a sense of righteousness emanating through me for early voting for that Dude.
howās life yall
About as good as can be expected, but the news is not good...
-Davey
Pretty good, just tiring
Heaven knows Rose tries.
which rose again
The thorny one.
There's like 8 In this server
You'll have to do better than that
Really? The one who talks like thiiiissss.
damn
Hmm
With extra emphasis on the sibilant esses.
-# who.?
"hayyyy"
das funny asl
it's a dad joke
It manifested while I was talking to unc here
Some metamorphosis in my humor
Den u are my unc fr
The circle of life
Yuh
Holy cow
ahhhhhh
that's the stuff
Have you too, read Manhunter? By that maniac who created the Hannibal Lecter character?
Hahaaaha
not yet, what's it about
hope he's not from Mars
It's about sibilant esses and serial killers.
That's a lot of sibilant Mexican homies
what did the astronaut said to his can of beans?
Aw na. Those Brits who made the GTA game series seem to agree with your perception.
Shouldve been "What did the Kombatant say to his can of beans"
Den who u eating out unc
-# youāre a genius
"THINK, THINK... THINK" brain blast ahh
Why is there just a single banana on my TV table
Cus itās a banana:D
why?
It's not a joke, there's just a banana.
What strain of reefer do I need to be on to understand y'alls bean jokes?
you know what bruce lee keep saying to his assistant?
The diarrhea one
I shat only the chicken shite colored type.
I'm mixed.
oh wow
anyways my top row of abdominal muscles is way more prominent then my lower one when I flex
Is that normal
No. Do situps.
real
I love you because you are a man of love but also of dimension.
Damn
Ok
I am not a man of love.
Oh my WiFi connected
you don't know me then, Knight
-# heās a man?
Is your heart a false one?
"Let there be WiFi!" zeus said calmly
Jod
That sounds like something a teenager would say to his crush that he heard from an indie rock band
oh wow
Fair enough, for a somewhat mild degree of humour.
the description is way too specific
I didn't intend to expose your soft side.
bro caught me out of the shower
ayo
brother lost me there
Hell, I fall off bikes and break my bones or at least dislocate them. I cry like a little bih over tender songs and demonstrations of sweetness. I may as well play the next Peter Pan.
my dad's uncle lives next door and he's honestly a sweetheart, but his wife died recently
I didn't feel a tinge of sympathy ngl
his wife was awful
real
straight up.
I see it as a burden being lifted from him
Imagine a stereotypical Karen mixed with an angry greedy aunt
That reminds me of a rap song.
The type of aunt you'd see in a "AITA" story
Let me see if I can pull it up.
-# cash in, cash out
straight up
-# cash out cash out cash out
I'm gonna subtly reference lyrics from rap songs just to see how far I can make Knight lose his concentration
It might be Mud Brothers by Aden Dinero, might be another one.
straight up is a fairly common term
COMMON MOOSE W
IT JUST ROCKED AND RAN AN EVIL ROBOTS FADE
That was a Paula Abdul song wasn't it?
I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
EPIC NATURE VS ROBOT BATTLE
THIS IS THE GREATEST MOOSE OF ALL TIME
Straight up now tell me do you love me...