#💬-general
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I'm sorry, MoF. But we're friends, right?
That woman has skin that'd make an Italian man green with envy.
She's tough as nails.
And looks it.
...
Hey, Rose, baby. Why have you been hiding yourself?
Omgoodness! I just feel like you are listening to some bs, and I just want to slap those headphones right off your face.
Listen to, "Broken Enough" by J.I the Prince of N.Y. instead.
Or Static Rain (feat. Birdy) by Gang51e June, for example.
what's bro yapping about
Or 'Right My Wrongs (feat. Toosii)' by Sally Sossa.
Yep. I spilled my liquor cocktail on the pavement, but I'm kinda proud of how well I sucked it up before it sank too deep into the concrete.
grown ass man
lol. All day long.
Oh. I actually came on here to ask if y'all have been enjoying the vids by Lexxiam, from when I mentioned her not too long ago. But you charming a-holes made me forget all about that. Her name is Lex something or other, and she has balls bigger than King Kong's!
Go cry about it
damn what i do 😔
I got 3 trash god Raiden and had to take my frustration out bruh

oh u mean thunder GOAT raiden 🥶

ah nvm u good then
wouldnt even wish that on black knight tbh
He keeps me on my toes. It's okay. I was about to link his name as a response to my post, but why cast pearls to swine?
That would be VERY wrong.
turn the shower on and cool it
Ah. At least you are conscious.
thats not how it works but sure
Close your leather bound book. And think for yourself. Don't attempt to use 'lost in the translation' as an excuse either. Human skin bound books aren't as special as you might imagine.
the only thing that got lost is the soap
Well, this is a family forum. So keep your antics private.
you are the weird uncle, got it
Why are you so tuned in to me?
🤫 👈
Not a single solitary one of us had you in mind when we came in here.
What is up skibidi
trust me no one had you in their mind either 😝
hey babygronk
Only, YOU did.
I’ll leave now
love u pookie 🥰
its ok you can be sigma here, knight is just kinda sus
Only women should be concerned about that notion. What are you?
Care to elaborate?
🛌
If we were to rewind a couple of minutes, we'd all still be vibing together trying even to be upon the same page, then enters you.
Recognize, demons people. Shun them.
no one was vibing man you need glasses 😭
you are a strange critter aren't you, black knight
Guys
Recognize, demons people. Shun them.
i agree, someone shun knight please
How do I get stronger
train hard.
don't get hit.
don't block
use FX diamonds with FX equipment, hope this helps
be aggressive if you are weak
You’re already playing wrong if you’re blocking, buddy
act strong when you are weak.
Jeez, inspirational life quotes
I have a klassic smoke and sub zero and I have a peircing mileena
Thanks for the tips I’m gonna try to beat him now
What is this
Diamond cards?
I don’t have any
There is always, next time. But if you are impatient, play Battle Mode (BM). Or play FW, Easy mode or whatever it's called. Your characters will strengthen and you'll learn how to use them better, then return and fight the Tower battle.
Faction Wars.
So online?
never apologize for being ignorant. apologize for staying ignorant.
I'm afraid so.
😏
Bruh
merely playing the towers and getting drops and tower gear will make you stronger
How do I make it easy mode
Battle Mode, on the other hand, is private.
well if only..
the quick battles have difficulties
just select easy or maybe normal to hard and it'll be fine
I don’t get to select?
I literally just said you can select
I wish I can send ss
you can in #🗡-kollection or whatever related channel
You can, in #⚔-realm-klash
Yes you get to select the difficulty level
I found a moded mk mobile
On faction wars survival and krypt you can select difficulty
Do you also comment illegal things in front of police officers?
X-rays and fatal blows cannot be blocked and deals immense damage
moded
Some of them can be avoided by distance
Couple together two of your highest fused Cards, even if they are Bronzes, with the Diamond Card you got for just installing the game, and voila! Your unfused Diamond will be F9 or FX, all of a sudden.
Particularly mk11 raiden, if you block from enough distance
I can’t fuse any cards

Most of the mk11
i found a moded mk mobile
Noob and rain hits you regardless of distance
🤔
did you find a moded mk mobile?
That's why I said most of them and not all of them
oop
I found Jason voorhees in twisted tower..
Omgoodness. NRS doesn't pay us enough to babysit.
i found a moded mk mobile
They pay you guys???
Ofc, they do.
They told me this was community service
my sense of humour is broken, i find this so hilarious man
Bro I’m very new to this
Newbie can't cope yet
your sense of humour is moded
real
your sense of moded is mk mobile
That said, I'm expecting my check will come in the 25th Century.
im sorry for you, i apologize
it sucks to ask for help and this guy is on the chat
Which Twisted Tower uncommon is good? Decoy Invitation or Carnival Swill?
decoy invitation def
The latter is good for survival mode - you face mk11 scorpion frequently
Mk11 jade: 
While the former is excellent to do x-rays or fatal blows frequently
Or SP2 with Favorite Toy
yeah and its good overall
We deserve better passives
Always consider the stage modifiers and the enemy's passives and gear as a new player to any Special Event Tower.
imagine if they add kameos
Making d'vorah the krypt boost is diabolical
Very useful on characters who have their special 3s like luck, strengthen, shield, cripple, or blind
Another season where I can use mk11 scorpion
how about i dont try dvorah period
Ez hearts
In other words, if you lack strong Tower gear, it's like you are in prison trying to pick up that slippery bar of soap.
boo suffocation
She’s the most hated character since she killed not just Mileena, but scorpion
why boo
Me who beat fatal with fusion 0 tower gear:
Itchy Suffocation is made for mk11 Sindel
so you may weaken the active opponent but the bleed could apply on someone in the back
Or anyone who inflicts weaken
ok here's the thing, I think venomous d'vorah passive stacks
Yeah, yeah. Braggart with the tight hole.
How else will you get tower equipment without playing tower 😒
The krypt, dragon crystals
Besides dk
I dunno. Lol
Trash packs
and the nightmare ones...
Flames of Summer has Champion’s Nunchaku, Spectral’s Infernal Chains
Flames of summer overrated
Two of the best gears in the game
don't let fenix see that
coolest thing ever "this sucks actually"
Y'all females better not be thinking about anything but those recipes in those Betty Crocker books.
FEMALES??? EWWWW
Put litter in its place symbol
i know you smell
Knight just boil some noodles
They standing in the wings, giggling their asses off at us.
☠️
you guys are killing me 😢
Sounds good to me.
Cuz of the final part
not as much as this dude right here 😭
if only crisplay were here to say encouraging words about that
What's chess reaching for?
what i’ve noticed in this server is that if there’s anything remotely good, someone will call it “overrated” “simple minded “basic” or “trash”
there’s no valid explanation for such either, genuinely just think it’s to troll for engagement
real
Elemental warrior pack is good
yes, it’s great
Your woman, your Soul or that ridiculous wig you're wearing, ofc.
maybe the devs had a point back then removing old store and all that...
Flames of summer... overrated let's be honest with ourselves
It is
"your woman" your 18th century english is failing you mate
most packs in the game are bad
but hey I'm a beginner I only trust in cuday and youtuber things
Not wearing a wig, baka
Biggest cap I'll assume you're joking
@desert wyvern bro ty the gear helped me defeat scorpion
Bronze pack better
@lean plank thank you to
“if you disagree with my opinion, you’re just copying everyone else and can’t think for yourself” 😎😎😎😛😛😛😈😈
hey, at least one of them has merit to gameplay (kinda)
I just think bronze pack better
good stuff bro!
Give me a moment with one of those 18th century gals, and I'm your great, great, grandpa.
silver pack is lowkey up there too
you guys forgetting the actual best pack, aka bloody valentine pack
rizz so bad not even the medieval times want you
true
It's a good thing that I prefer women. So, you're free to go.
Knight has many rizztraining orders from the females
I Dispatch characters on 8 hour quests before sleeping
they dont prefer you tho 😭 🙏
no one is safe tbh
they can’t get enough of him
Tell me about it. As one guy so poignantly expressed it to me in the DMs, he called me an incel, up, down and crossways. I had to ask him if he was just a pimp, dangling fruit in front of my face.
he did not lie i fear
It's true.
It's a trade-off, guys. Sell your soul down here by paying for sex as a fornicator, or wait til heaven, where it is all free.
or maybe just get a personality that isnt being a weirdo and find someone
just a thought idk
Satan, the Devil, is hardly one to make it that easy .You keep deluding yourself, in the meantime, I'll be trying to break orbit.
let’s move on
How does a level 12 have better stuff than me😐
hacks better gaming chair
ill make you move 😈
Bro
🥰
I just explained to you, if u didn't check yet prob should now
What's stopping you? Do you two always need us homo sapiens sapiens to lead you?
Oh brother this guy STINKS
Ah. Be mindful people. There are evil ones amongst us. I don't suggest you do it, but upon opening your third eye, you can see those devils, alas, they know it when you can see them.
AMONG US???
They're a bunch of wussies, btw.
Sus
sussy
get to level 60 to open your third eye
i wonder what he is gonna ramble about now
I used to do it in under 20 seconds in the broad daylight of the pubic when I was just 15 years old.
this guy always on some ayahuasca trip nonsense
you took 3 mins to type that btw
unc is deluded
He was using his typerwriter
poking the letters out with index fingers individually I bet
he should probably start to use some sunlight 😭
What is sunlight?
My italian-american pasty white ahh hasn't seen any
something black knight cannot seem to fathom the possibility of ever seeing}
Is it that thing that comes from the yellow thingy in the blue land of that thing called the sky?
close! thats actually a circle ❤️
Oh
I worship God. I don't worship any of His creations, such as the sun.
im sayin
I want some
Pass over whatever your smoking my guy, don't hog it all
"myself dont smoketh thy blunt, me have openeth thy third retina"
I swear he takes 3 Las Vegas marriages to type his words
Frr 😭
You guys might think you are sounding cute, but you actually appear to be like frightened little rabbits.
Bruh it took you that long to type that?
two business days
Wtf are you typing on, a Samsung smart fridge?
does bro think we are actually intimidated im cryne
two days to type a sentence with no meaning is NOT intimidating 😭
You waited patiently enough to get your medicine, didn't you?
Go to bed grandpa, its a long day ahead....
Get back in here @scenic musk Your arse is in for tearing too.
You are a despicable little imp.
i assume you mean "despicable" but thanks ig
Bro is calling someone an imp when he behaves like a platformer enemy.
😭 🙏
delusional all around
All the demons are ashamed of you. You are one of the Devil's rejects.
at least take him out to dinner first
I'm not a trick, but thanks.
im gonna eat you
😩
Toss that salad, why don't you?
ill toss you first
You ARE a tossed salad
After 2 tries in the Krypt is it possible to keep going ? Never tried or is it only 2 tries every 24hra
billy knows whats up
krypt keys are used for more krypt tries
Even after 2 tries ?
yes
So I could’ve basically got a 14K character in 1 day? 😭 I’ve been playing the long game
Waiting
first two tries are free, then you can use 1 key per run for more tries
Thanks to your mum.
bro no way 😭
She's probably dead but go ahead.
your mum must be really proud of you
so did u ever like see the keys at the top of the screen when u were in krypt menu
or did u even go to the krypt menu after you did your free attempts and see the key on the enter krypt button
cuz idk how u didn't see that 
Oh btw I wanted to comment on tower earlier, I'm running jade fx kabal f7 and Raiden f7 for mk11, it should work fine?
I don’t swing that way
oh yea definitely
She's got clean teeth, finally due to the grave worms. I wouldn't trust her alive.
No, I always noticed the keys at the top, but I thought it was just for the two entries! I never knew that you could keep going. I just found it out after so many years.
So many equipment and characters I could’ve grounded for instead of playing the long game for seven days barely getting 14,000
you are really crossing the line rn 😭
Dw he's going to hell if it exists.
its more sad than funny rn
impotent rage
he wont get his free sex 😔
he sees the dying of the light and can do nothing! He MAD!!
Well, raise up off these NUTz.
At the very least he's running into hades
that wasnt even a good deez nuts joke
notice how you ruin everything
You seem to be very familiar when it comes to nuts.
I bet ceburus would chew him as a toy.
your mom taught me
(now thats a good your mom joke)

nah he would just spit him out 😭
Cerberus and I go way back.
Makes sense with the way you act, you def a underworld escapee
They are going to hold you over.
It took you that long to type that?
oh so you got jokes now
Bruh you can't be talking when you type on a 1987 type writer
fr
Typewriter, is it compound word, dingbat.
...
dingbat prayer 😭
This guy is more useless than the united states' politicians
senile as biden, stupid as trump
the perfect mix
(sorry ik politics are a nono here mods spare thy life 😭 )
That was actually kinda funny.

old man yells at cloud
But, screw you, wannabe devils.
better a wannabe then a has-been.
True
you could say he belongs in the.... hazbin hotel
But he isn't a has-been, he is a devil rn
mmm put that one back in the oven voca
If we talking mk characters, he's shao khan from 9, but without any of the power
I've been your age before, but you ain't never been mine.
shao after raiden gave him the elder godly backshots
I bet he does like backshots.
you are like 10 shut up
that's how time works, yes.
Nah he definitely an ancient fossil
You guys really are sus. Why did backshots enter into this? Was that a Freudian slip?
you're one to talk about Freudian slips
freud did NOT die for this 😭 🙏
:c I can't type my response sadly
if I could convert Freud's rotational force in his grave into energy and sell that I would be a rich man indeed
Weren't you a slip through the hole in the condom?
wasnt freud a freak
the original documented freak, yeah
finally... someone i can look up to 😝
They all have a bunch of panties up in there irritating their behinds.
Bro said behind 😭
You too.
Oh no he just hit me with the "no u" line, how can i ever recover
freud says: touch him
I ain't going to jail
you know you made it in the hall of freak if you have an entire ideology/time period era named after you
Lol. Nah. I wasn't a tragic mistake like you were.
4th grade ahh response
That's disrespectful to 4th graders
the freaky era 
I'm satisfied with it.
Hiii everyone
I'm starting to think he's one of the flat earther types
When is Kenshi coming?
She farted twice and so you have a twin.
I think the patch notes said september?
could be early in that month, idk
YESSS FINALLY
I predict next week for Krypt on wednesday
I just reached 60 🙂
thats not how women work, try being in contact with one next time 😭
congrats, your third eye is now open
mmm nah I get strong bachelor vibes from him
Im predicting we get a free diamond pack and atleast 5 krypt keys cuz Im broke lowkey.
The Wind to the rescue..
If Im correct Im spending 300 souls on challenge pack
You pathetics need each other.
and you need a maternal figure asap 😭
Shut up your a poppy head 😦
cook
end that fraud
I've sobered up a bit now. Where's that escapee, @scenic musk ?
Alpaca packing diamonds lwk
I keep it on the dl
🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️
money talks, confidence whispers
you running away with him? thats kinda sus from you 🤨
I pray we all getting 1 diamond
I'm not one to elope, apologies
😔🙏
Ya’ll know the Witaker family? (WIT TAKER/not even 20 chromosomes close about 78)
I remember the undertaker who drove that hearse
Really, The Wind? You're like the hot confusion of winds that make a hurricane but peters out before it hits shore.
You took that long to.... type that....
coulda just left it at full of hot air and no substance and it would've ended voca
@turbid gate how many souls you got right now?
there is a certain elegance in brevity I fear black knight lacks
I would have taken a shot full of scholarships then get 10 mil if I had to wait for you to type black knight
dont give him tips 😭 
WHY DOES THIS DRAGON KEEP EMOTING
I see a drowning man I cannot help but throw him a ring
Idk
How about i throw you with him
he would catch me in his arms
6336 (gonna go down since i havent done my tt refreshes yet)
What's the fastest way to earn koins
damn, I'm at 3800, also gonna go down lol
You're like an Or gasm that never happens. Between two swine.
What u spent on? I swear u had more than me
I did but that Fos and EWP were hitting ngl
Was a good pay out though so can't complain
You wanna make it happen though 😝
Lol alright. Still dk how i got more than u
how much you have?
Nah. I'm satisfied to just point and laugh at you.
Fym? Im at 6336
I thought you meant Dk as in dragon krystals
Stop being lazy and write it out in full damn it 🗣️ lol
"Lol"
Y'all leave Donkey Kong out of this.
I was speaking of Diddy, but alright
Exactly leave drift king alone
Intriguing.
I still remenber his lil golf hat.
Man twisted tower is not a good bop
I don't recall his older sister's name but she used to run about pretty good on the N64.
alright unc
And mama Kong chose @latent steeple as her favorite son.
😨
Not that I agree with her.
i do wonder why you are here when you talk little to nothing about MKM itself
Really? How dare you. When all you ever do is insult us humble and loyal MKMers.
you are anything but humble 😭
so it would seem.
And I say that with humility.
right.
Hello everyone :3
Is she itching for Valhalla? Because I'll give her an express pass.
Or maybe she's twerking with the wrong side to the camera.
type shi
truly a fascinating glimpse into your mind
shi
I think she's saying, "express pass, express pass" over and over.
oh shi it’s chess
If she put that much energy into keeping the house and her behind clean, plus good grub on the table, then alright.
im still me
the crafter

where is the iconic :justtech:
it is reserved for those moments where I need it
a reaction I could not describe in words
or maybe I can but it would take too long so I just put that instead
that happens on the daily in here
@topaz wren That smiley reminds me of Robotron 2084.
The robots have turned against humans in a cybernetic revolt.
how can that be if there's no Skynet
Speaking of automatons, when is the next Me3an to be released?
We're talking 1982. That's before Skynet was even conceptualized.
Just tap your digital assistant's trigger and say, "Robotron two thousand-eighty four" (2084) and she'll bring you up to speed.
Maybe they'll spell it Me4an?
That was one cool little robut. If I could teach her how to read a cookbook, my wife would be out with the trash.
Yeah. It almost seems that they gave us less time this time around.
I got Tier 39, so, I ain't trippin'. It would have felt good though, imo, reppin' Jax, with the cigar in his mouth. I happen to love good maduro or obscuro, spicy, moist cigars.
He's still typing.
You know it's a good cigar when the smoke is blue and heavily and lazily wafts away, slowly, upwardly, as your lips recoil, furtively in response to the spices and zesty oils in the leaf wrapper. Those greasy old hags got some nicely flavored 'juices' that soak into those cigars as they rub the cigars up & down their ample thighs.
It took 8 minutes for that.
My greedy govna charges us 38% in taxes on domestic cigar purchases. She might look good as hell, but these actions make her appear ugly.
Imo, if she had a proper man for a husband, she'd have her priorities straight.
is MK11 Shang tsung better than MK11 Liu Kang
no
This isn't the place for that 😕
Revive mk mobile server with revive stone
how many times does jason resurrect
have killed him 3 times in boss fight he keeps coming back
slasher 2 , other gold one once .
there is a modifier for resurrect
The hellspawn tower level 10 one
if it's different battles they dont stack
i would recommend using a death mark
prevents all methods of resurrection
How you get that
Started playing yesterday
also in the talent tree
I hve mk11 raiden onslaught funjin and pharaoh ermac
well it's gonna be hard defeating him ofc
did you open packs with dk?
Have 1 fusion of raiden too
dragon krystals
strange
why
i remember they gave 300
i opened 5 packs
for new players
I see
did you check your inbox?
Yeah there were only 100
did you "collect all"?
yeah total 5, used on 2 different packs
which ones
Shang tsung and jax briggs ones
Guys go to #🏯-towers-relic-hunt
initially used them to get lvl up cards and used them on silver subzero xd
dont spend any souls tho
so created a new acc after that
I used 350 souls to get a pack
Luckily got 2nd mk11 raiden
bro what tf is the twisted tower floor 105
they really did it takes only one and aftershock tremor at same floor
How much more p2w can they do?
so absurd
i doing with triborg team i dont have an kabal but my f triborg team still to weak im a mid acc
stun res?
gladiator mask?
talent tree?
debuff res?
ever heard of those?
Hawk stance + gladiator mask ur good to go
i using weekend dad and and champion's leather bracers on my weakest teammate but i still can't doing anything i came to floor 105 so easily
Hi
U have gladiator mask yet u chose leather bracer
U also have hawk stance on the first talent of the tree
There's many solutions to this, u can try using all 3 strongest characters without synergy
Or maybe use a weakest character that can resurrect back to life
But i still dont know what gamenu are playing if u still dont have any gladiator mask and hawk stance
U dont need game experience, u dont need to pay for them, and u also dont need to play the game alot to get them
You still need to play to get the experience
Cash App are some POS. There is a class action suit pending against them.
Hello guys!
How's your towers going?
tt
tt=talent tree TT=Treacherous Tanya NTT=Normal Twisted Tower and FTT=Fatal Twisted Tower, as far as I know.
nuh uh
Mm hmm
Did you listen to "Broken Enough"?
That is an instant thumb up type of rap joint.
Listen to, "Broken Enough" by J.I the Prince of N.Y
These youngin's never cease to amaze me. Now that mumble rap has been shelved.
just opened 2 elite packs and got mk11 kabal and shinok XD
Listen to "Waiting For Me" by Sally Sossa. She's a gal like you, I think.
is it better to have injustice 2 raiden or mk11 in my main team
MK11 kabal is broken
yeah so kabal?
Unless your other two are MK11s, then I2R.
ive got klassic raiden and strike force scorpion
Then, by all means, use I2R. And use that tt item that enhances his effectiveness.
whats the tt item?
Weak Point Attacks. It's in the third row.
Let's see you guys rosters in #🗡-kollection
Why on earth would I do that? I'd rather moon you.
i have sindel and cos sub maxed now tho - will update it later
I'm impressed :3
“I’m unstoppable!”
-Scorpion
Is it just me, or does the Klassic Movie team look like they are fresh and clean?
Here I'll share mine in kollection
That reminds me of the song by Outkast, "So Fresh, So Clean".
Dailies reset at 1pm local time
I shared my roster in #🗡-kollection
They seem to have let Calgon, "Take them awaaay".
Sitz bath style.
Lol. I can hardly wait for the next installment of M3gan. She sings so nicely.
Even she believes in God. She swore that she would do some serious damage to that little girl's aunty's neck.
M3gan was a fun movie yes
That might be exclusive to the Director's Cut version. I'm unsure. Be sure to watch that version. There's a lot more cussing and violence in it. That Oriental guy was having a field day.
He was very funny with his thick accent, cursing like a sailor.
I haven't seen Smile.
It's worth watching c:
Interesting.
Seems favorite toy will be crucial against bosses
Is it coming?
I went to see alien romulus and saw a poster for smile 2 
Not only is Ravenous Mileena a looker, but she knows her way around a kitchen too.
The Thing and It Follows are my two favorite movies
But the Alien franchise is my favorite franchise
I named my cats after Aliens characters :3
Hecks and Ripley
Heckler & Koch
They're both female cats
Omgoodness. Female cats are the worst. They are bullies, they are lazy and selfish.
How good is King Jerrod's Spear?
Have you ever opened a can of string beans (green beans)? They'll jump up on the counter and devour those vegetables.
They are not carnivores, they are omnivores like we are.
MoF better not start giggling.
Black knight I saw a team with two kabals I never used reroll charm so fast in my life lmao
They tag in and xray you - pain
Yeah. They have no concept of mercy.
Yea right
Fr. She rustled up some ramen noodles with scrambled eggs and beef sausage all the while I was slapping her on her ample bottom.
She was backing that thang up, didn't she?
Yessir. Acting like she dropped something every couple of steps.
Rose and MoF better be covering their ears.
Aw man. My girl D'Vorah is up in The Krypt.
huh
Exactly.
We're talking grown-folk talk in here. We don't want you corrupting your sweet little innocent self while such lecherous men like @sage cradle and @ocean parcel talk their talk.
Dvorah gets her due respect 🙏
Yeah. She and I are married.
Neat character people hate on her for killing mileena and scorpion lol
Very true.
What did I do 😭
I'm just kind of a goof ball I know
Yeah? Well encourage MoF, to back that thang up, Mr Innocent. I won't even speak on Lemon.
I'm sorry. I won't tell a word if we swing.
whatever it is, im innocent
Sure you are. And I'm the Pope of Roma.
Hey
I heard that you know well about talent trees
Hay is for horses.
Yes?
Who told you that lie?
Soul/koin guy
That figures.
What are you smoking bro
Hya waska
U ancient player u must know about trees
He needs some assistant from u now stop being a goof ball and help him out alredy for me 🙏
More than 3
Probably
Definitely, there are others more qualified than myself to give tt advice. MoF has some experience with it. Forgive me, MoF, if I'm putting you on the spot.
It took him 5 business days
Best players are not online rn
They might be lurking about.
@raw herald u are an ancient player too right!!
We need to get back on topic of innocence, I'm not done yet sir
Ok look
nono im not that ancient

IF U WANNA DRAIN ENEMY HEALTH FAST :
Lion stance >precision>lin kui>black dragon> shyrai>the art of tsunami
No bro I dont need that
Age ain't nuthin but a numbaa, throwin' down ain't nuthin but a thang..🎶
I need tower talent tree
... I guess I was wrong
U making fun of me because I used "thang"...
Thang tsung
WE NEED @everyfuckingone FOR THIS ONE🗣🗣💯💯
oh my god bro
Speaking of numbers, listen to Poppin My Shyt by Numbaa 7
a paragraph is about to be send from somebody wait
Bro is typing slower than my dad
Pinned in #🌲-talent-tree
🫵🧢
Wdym there is nothing pinned there
i swear
Wdym nothing pinned check again
Nvm found it
THIS IS WHY THE FAMOUS DRACO IS A 🐐
Yea same, I'm also quite new. I started the game quite late in 2016
Dude how am i gonna know if its a tower one
I can't even Find a emoji for u
What's the emoji gonna be like
i honestly left this game around that time, probably much earlier
Yea, we're so new to the game 🔥🔥
WHY THESE PRO PLAYERS TROLLING ME EVERY TIME 😭😭😭
That guy seems crazy as hell. He seems like the kind of guy that says, "I'll kill everybody in this bytch!" and mean it.
ikr
Hi new player!! Which tower are u on in battle mode?? (Average mkm discussion in 2016)
Technically my acc is still mediocre since i stop the games a few times
I only have 3 fx diamonds
Yikes!
They changed the support card looks for kenshi and jade
..
Did they?
The discussions were more like, "hey what's ur first silver", or BRO I JUST GOT A NEW GOLD
Yes
Yep
What's ur kenshi fusion at? What's ur cutthroat kano fusion at?
Now its cake work to get diamonds 💯
There isn't a "tower tree", you change them depending on what the tower battles require
Anyway just use mine, been using it for 4 years without changes and never did me wrong
Send it my ahh thirsty for it
Yo did u know about this bug where u turn off ur wifi and get any characters u want
Discussions from back then
😂
It was offline too before
It's pinned
Any new towers?
Everyone wants to be a comedian.
I mean live towers not age
Aight let me enjoy some attention 😭🙏
Twisted
Twisted rn isbgoing
Oh nice
My Tower has Mileena and all the other gals constantly bending over to pick up koins that I've strewn about.
u are a gentlemen fr
They're a beautiful sight to see.
Be carefully of gal named Cassie cage, she be breaking some stuff on purpose
She tied me up once, but I can't go into any detail.
I can't tell you what she did to me, but my body will never be the same.🎶
💀👆
So I’ll put mk11 scorpion in the back so he can apply extra burning?
Bro what do I do after finishing everything that I do daily in mk
I like to tag him in so he can double down with the flames, unless that heifer MK11J is on the enemy team.
Enter into real life?
Hell nah
go to outside
I have allergy of outside
dang
Beat your meat.
I already did
Lol
Do it again
🫡
It won't work
So mk11 Sindel would benefit from circle of shadow kitana
Maximum thrice a day

Real.
Good'n.
Real life sucks escape to mk mobile
U know "hamza the self improvement youtuber"...
Nope
I'm the only hamza that I know
Im playing mkm outside all the time
Chase away prostate cancer, it's not too difficult.
Im too young for prostate cancer 😭
Why not in washroom with full volume :
0% sfx volume
0% music volume
100% voice volume
(Fight with mournfull katana is mandatory)
"It's never too early to start"- john quotes
Well, you better not run out of "honey and almond".
DONT ENCOURAGE ME
Funny thing i did that just an hour ago
Took a dookie while doing krypt
Prostate cancer is only one prostate away bruda
I only have 1 bruv
This is first time I ever saw this sentence
You must let those nuts fly.
What have I done to general
Fly like an eagle
"Retain for gains
Or bust for lust" - me
Yeah, even past the sea.
What's bustin guys?
She was a fairy🎶🎶
Deez
Deez butt's
Bust a butt
Also a pizzahut
Pizzanut
Oh gawd I'm butting
AYE TO THE FKIN YO CHILL
Ok guys, that's enough health advice for this morning.
Black is about type a Para about me I can feel it
Sorry dad won't happen again 😞
Time for brain nourishments (mkm grind)
My nuts have never been healthier.
For this morning WOOD AH HA CAUGHT U ON 4K
I'll bet they are some smooth criminals.
Chat what's the healthiest nut
Damn my nuts just became fx
Britney sphears
Level 60
Almond nut
Coconut
No I meant -peanut-
Dry nuts yummy
😏
Dry fruits!!!!
Apples are goated
My nuts are indeed fusion X
Wanna fight them??
Fuji apples
You guys are real nutty
Until eve ate it
Lol. As Deadpool would say.
Liverpool
But they're explosive
Oldschool
Crazy
Is there a gear for it I'm new sorry
Yes there is I forgot the name tho
How likes tea bags
DEEZ NUTS
Speaking of nuts, Spawn and Klassic Reptile have green ones.
Green n....
Ah yes fusion X deez nuts
50% chance to get someone pregnant on sp1
Bruh does reptile nut and green stuff...
Will the chat ever recover
no
That's way too op, when in krypt?
Sike no
Recovery Stat is too low
Lmfao
Brixton bully man with the boty
More like de'vour
De'vourahh
More like de suka
With the double h's
That's right, mods. How dare he speak upon my wife like that!
I'm a good man I didn't do none
Bros so random
Yes
I'm ubnone
Black is draco
(Ubnone personality activated)
XFiles theme plays
I don't know which one of you busters said it, but D'Vorah doesn't kiss and tell.
"Indeed I you were warned to stop cross posting!! "
But she sits and stand
We only need the hole
I'm just gonna use sf scorpions sp2 and hope this chat regenerates
Mk mobile is cross platform but that's okay because android better than apple
She is versatile.
*isnt
I eat apple
What a woman.
Black can i ask u a suggestion
Guys seriously? Beehave yourselves
🐝have now
What the hell for?
Dvora gonna be like "FEEL MY STING 😩"
Another paragraph
Freaks missed it yesterday tho
"My dawg stepped on a bee" - once said a fool
You have to beecome
Bee more
Now it beecame a pole?
Chat why everyone hates dvora give your answers
Stinky
I love D'Vorah.
Let's play smash or pass, starting from right now
I don't hate dvora but I don't spend my days thinking about bee lady
Smash
Smart
No she be bleeding..
Kitana? Hmm... avengers infinity smash
Ima drink it
SMASHMASHAMDAHSMSHSA
Look at that full motion video (FMV) on youtube of her clearing the street of the hoi poloi for Kotal Khan to come through. That walk she did is legendary.
Trooper
puts thanos smash glove on fine, I'll do it myself
Trooper in a bikini👍
Jade
Ronnin katana
Eew
Kombat cup Cassie cage
I would pass but she wouldnt
Def smash, ye
Caught u on 4k shee looks like she's 14
Lmao
She def doesn't look 14
After much consideration and swat entering my home... pass
Trooper would make an unforgiving dominatrix.
But she looks like a kid anyways
We playing smash or pass u in?
Bet
Jk
Aight back to game
Tanya
Her mk1 design not as bad as people say it is but her older design much better
We'd smash them all. Easy answer.
Smash
Caught u on 4k too, that's disguised shang tsung 📷🤨
Especially when they are picking up koins off the floor.
Lol
Tuff
Goro's grandma, smash or pass guys?
Granted she hasn't had an official appearance yet
Undercover cassie
Bros willy gonna be crushed
Stay covered, because pass
Jacquie!!!!
That's what
Konqueror Shao Kahn got a serious load of junk in his trunk.
Movie sonya..
Covert ops cassie cage guys?
Smash
Shell break balls, so no