💬-general

[finite talon]

Why is it impossible

[rain dawn]

Thought as much

[finite talon]

Bruh nope it just sign me into my account

[rain dawn]

Rip my old acc because I deleted the game once

I tried

[finite talon]

Any ideas how to get another account on ios

[rain dawn]

Loading thats it

[finite talon]

Or no

Ok

[cedar rapids]

i havent logged in to my ios account for years,will it be deleted?

[rain dawn]

rip

[finite talon]

Even youtube dont have an answer

[rain dawn]

Just need klassic mileena to complete my set

My mileenas

I got the diamond one too

[static geyser]

opening spawn packs w hopes of getting mk11 scorp i got another mk11 raiden😭

[rain dawn]

I got jade

[static geyser]

luck is NOT w me

[rain dawn]

I got Raiden not exactly thrilled abt it tho

He's getting benched

I got tremor whyy I do not want bro

[finite talon]

Bru i got bo rai cho 10 times

[rain dawn]

How is that possible

[astral lily]

Sup

Bro I've reached HST 200 and its fkin hell

[finite talon]

I dont know

[astral lily]

Mk11 scorp be healin all the time mann

[finite talon]

I got him fusion x

[astral lily]

Bro got 4m hp like come on

Ikr i almost had a heart attack reaching it

Should I do another run or?

What do you say

[celest haven]

My best scorpion on my old account is fusion 1 MK 11 scorp, all hits it's just lethal

[astral lily]

Sure thang

Yeah i dont have anything better to spend my souls on the martial artist pack is garbage

[rain dawn]

Why can Jason revive so much

[astral lily]

Without them he's just a man with a mask

Gd stuff

[rain dawn]

😂

[astral lily]

I pulled bo rai chai anduhhh kung jin

[rain dawn]

Anyone even use Kung jin

Hes good for the challenge towers

[static geyser]

my android acc had mk11 scorp but i recently js switched to iphone😔

[rain dawn]

Scorpion slander will not be tolerated

[celest haven]

With fusion it's just the best + unblockable chance bruh he's a menace

[rain dawn]

Depends how u use em

💀

Bro a hater

Just adapt

that's tuff then

You're more like Nobara

No u ain't

Scorpion aint that hard to defeat

Haven't had problems myself

[sour fossil]

Hello

[vale star]

Hi

[sour fossil]

I am doing “something”

[celest haven]

Do cloning apps work? I wanna play 2 acc on the same phone without changing my account, cuz it just sucks to wait for the infinite loading

[sour fossil]

Use two phones

I use 3 devices for my 3 accs

[versed lichen]

No

[celest haven]

Damn...

[rain dawn]

Unfortunate

[sour fossil]

Johnny Cage taught me to watch “something”

[vale star]

What is "something"?

[finite talon]

What is “somthing•

[celest haven]

Any Indonesian players around here?

[sour fossil]

Idk it starts with You ends with tube

[rain dawn]

Is it to do with kicking

[vale star]

Oh YouTube

[rain dawn]

Ayo

[sour fossil]

Oh right

[vale star]

I thought it was something else

[sour fossil]

YouTube is bad? Can't believe johnny would do such thing to me

[sour fossil]

You Tube

[finite talon]

Ik

[sour fossil]

Yea

Ok bye I'm gonna do “something”

[finite talon]

Ok have fun

[vale star]

Can I join?

[sour fossil]

Thanks past self

[sour fossil]

No

[vale star]

Why?

[finite talon]

You welcome future self

[sour fossil]

It's a private among us room for us titans

[vale star]

If I can't join, can I see?

[finite talon]

Nope

[sour fossil]

No I am afraid others titans won't like it

[rain dawn]

How isn't time breaking from there being 2 Liu kangs in the same reality

[whole bear]

who got a good talent tree for mk11 scorp

[sour fossil]

He's from mk11

[rain dawn]

Ur from mk1

[finite talon]

Im from mk11

[sour fossil]

Ask @scarlet maple

[sour fossil]

Correct

[rain dawn]

Timeline is cooked

[finite talon]

We have hanzo here

[sour fossil]

Ayy he's the real homie

[whole bear]

💀

someone dm it please or yeah

[vale star]

If there is Hanzo there must be @old ledge

[vale star]

#🌲-talent-tree

[rain dawn]

Raiden why did u let these people mess up time

[sour fossil]

He wears frisbee as hats lol

[whole bear]

bro i linked my console but im not getting any souls brev

[vale star]

Don't worry I can teach you to be a pro

[sour fossil]

Yoooo listen up

[whole bear]

why is krypt so hard chat

[sour fossil]

If you saw u saw

[whole bear]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-family-guy-zimmz-lego-club-meme-gif-20694294

[vale star]

Bro is getting cancelled

[rain dawn]

calling shao khan

[sour fossil]

I killed him

[rain dawn]

Different reality

[sour fossil]

Ah

[near badge]

hi

[sour fossil]

Hello

[vale star]

Hi

[vale star]

Wsp

[sour fossil]

Guys I am the Imposter

[finite talon]

Caught in 4k

[rain dawn]

why is bro 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂...

[finite talon]

Mai

[near badge]

mortal Kombat mobiler

[vale star]

Don't ask...

[finite talon]

I screenshot that

[vale star]

.

[finite talon]

So shang tsung could take your soul

[sour fossil]

Send me

[rain dawn]

Lol

[vale star]

Don't send

[finite talon]

Check the private

[sour fossil]

Ok

Guy's I removed Erron Black's Existence from MK1

[finite talon]

Ok that was freaky

[vale star]

WHAT!

[finite talon]

And i removed mine from mk11

[vale star]

WHY YOU DO SUCH THINGS!??

[sour fossil]

'Erron White Top to Bottom Shaved' will be taking place of Erron Black

[sour fossil]

Coz Erron Black is hairy

[finite talon]

Bruh

My future self

[sour fossil]

🗿

[vale star]

HE IS CLEANED TOP TO BOTTOM

[finite talon]

Bruh

[sour fossil]

How do you know?

[finite talon]

Is it not obvious

[vale star]

Because I know!

[near badge]

freaky mortal Kombat?

[sour fossil]

Yea new edition

[near badge]

sign me up

[sour fossil]

Why you know such information

[finite talon]

That is creepy

[sour fossil]

Hm is it? 🤔

[near badge]

why's there two Liu kangs

have them get freaky with eachother

[sour fossil]

Alr

[near badge]

ty

[finite talon]

Nah

[near badge]

yah

[sour fossil]

@finite talon is from MK11 and I am From MK1

[near badge]

okay

[vale star]

Well... it's erron I have to know everything about him

[finite talon]

Are you skarlet

[near badge]

that would be kano

[finite talon]

Only skarlet know this info

[sour fossil]

Fax

[vale star]

Yeah about that too...

[sour fossil]

Toy gun ofc

[near badge]

it's tiny?

[finite talon]

Bruh

[sour fossil]

Using real gun is prohibited

[near badge]

[finite talon]

What did i do

[vale star]

TINY!? IT'S BIG ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME

[finite talon]

Bruh

[near badge]

satisfy?

[sour fossil]

Real freaky

[near badge]

but it's a weapon

[sour fossil]

Yea that's what I thought

[near badge]

is it not?

[finite talon]

Im giving shang tsung the win and the timeline

[sour fossil]

Yes it is a weapon

[near badge]

oh okay

[sour fossil]

IF YOU DO THAT YOU'RE G@Y

[vale star]

I'm talking about his revolver

[finite talon]

Ok ok chill

[sour fossil]

Ok

[finite talon]

Im g

[sour fossil]

I am Gambler

[finite talon]

Im grateful that im the chosen one

[sour fossil]

Ah I see

[vale star]

Hi G! I'm H

[sour fossil]

You are given death sentence for that lame ahh sh**t

[near badge]

when does Liu Kang get freaky with Kung Lao?

[vale star]

Woah pal

[sour fossil]

Bro what?

[near badge]

you have no right to woah pal me..

[sour fossil]

Only Kitana

[vale star]

Bro been watching Liu Kang x Kung Lao at some certain websites

[near badge]

[finite talon]

Mai are you a girl boy alien shang taung

[sour fossil]

Yo.... Johnny is saying I can see Kitana in certain Websites

Is it true guys?

[finite talon]

Idk

[vale star]

it's not true

[sour fossil]

Oh ok

[finite talon]

Not true

[vale star]

I'm shang tsung

[near badge]

[finite talon]

Bruh

Bruh bruh bruh bruh

[near badge]

didn't Shang tsung kiss Liu Kang?

[sour fossil]

Nah dude Shut ---

[finite talon]

When

[vale star]

Bro what mortal Kombat you play?

[near badge]

wasn't he always zesty

[finite talon]

When

WHEN

[near badge]

oh I'm thinking of mk1

[sour fossil]

Kitana is hot

[finite talon]

I agree

[near badge]

[finite talon]

Nope i killed him

She is thebeast

[vale star]

Shao Kahn better

[finite talon]

Give to kung lao

😳

[sour fossil]

AYOOO

[finite talon]

I meant

[vale star]

Woah pal

[finite talon]

🔥

[sour fossil]

Yep agreed

[near badge]

what did I miss

[vale star]

Let's talk about something normal

[finite talon]

Dont go up

About

[sour fossil]

Something Normal

[near badge]

but there no image perms

[finite talon]

I fought shang taung

I won

[vale star]

Why you talking about sperms?

[near badge]

istg

[sour fossil]

Hanzo's wife is hot too

[finite talon]

Bruh

She is dead

Dont say satoshi is hot

[vale star]

@dense portal

[sour fossil]

I can resurrect her

[lean plank]

I just discovered it today because I usually have the sound muted. I guess ol Jax works for the fuzz.

[near badge]

cheating with a dead woman is crazy

[sour fossil]

Crazy for Normal people, exiting for Titans

[finite talon]

Bruh

I will kill myself

So he dies

[sour fossil]

Fair choice

[sour fossil]

I can't die now I am in a different timeline

[finite talon]

Oh

[dull trellis]

What the items need on nub saibot for brutality?

[hallow grail]

Bi-Han's Tormentor and Visage

[near badge]

okay

[sour fossil]

Okay?

[finite talon]

Okay

[near badge]

I changed my mind, not okay

[sour fossil]

not okay

[finite talon]

Not okay

[sour fossil]

Oh shi... Kitana's calling me bye guys

[near badge]

NO

[finite talon]

Bye

[near badge]

not okay

[vale star]

Bye

[near badge]

Bye

[finite talon]

Now what

AYOO

[near badge]

what did I miss

[finite talon]

Nothing

Bye guys

[vale star]

Bye

[finite talon]

Im back

[lost musk]

@tender sorrel

Help me against mk team 187 ,injured and resilience

[pearl trout]

it is 186

[lost musk]

Same vibe

But i dont have a large kollection like u mentioned.

I hate a limited kollection of strong golds.

[pearl trout]

you can try cassie cage

[lost musk]

For what

[pearl trout]

give Jade red card, kill the other 2 and finish Jade with COCC

[lost musk]

I m maxed Klassic not coc on this acc

[pearl trout]

there is the perfect team for you

KL Raiden, COCC, KC Sonya

give red card to Jade, kill the others, finish Jadwe

[lost musk]

I dont have maxed diamond.
I have maxed kl scorp,noob ,ermac

[pearl trout]

why do you think you need maxed diamond?

some random discord user told you that you can only use maxed diamonds? Kl Raiden is so great as he can be used at f0. His passive works at f0 the same way like he is fX. So tag - survive - tag out - repeat

😉

[lost musk]

The prob is they do power drain a lot.

So i cant rlly chain a sp2 or something

[pearl trout]

after you kill Shang and Rain, then Tag your Raiden on Jade - do SP2 and tag out...then tag Cassie, do Sp2, tag Raiden again. Repeat this twice and Jade is dead

[lost musk]

I repeat,they power drain

[pearl trout]

Cassie Gear gives 50 % resistance to debuffs

there is a talent that reduces the amount of power being drained from your characters

[lost musk]

Dam i rlly forgot about that talent

[silver sedge]

why sometime mk11 scorpion have a tag-in stuff ? and when mk1 scorpion has max bar his dmg got buff for 50% or 25% ?

[pearl trout]

plus there is a talent that gives you additional power drain resistance

use it - red dragon training

[formal crown]

Again same ass game

No pack, nothing new

Imagine saying mk1 kenshi arrive! But he arrives 3 month later😭🙏🏻

[ionic mortar]

Hemmäňize salam

[versed lichen]

@pearl trout twisted and action movie towers are next. Is it best to spend all DK on Hell Spawn Tower equipment packs or try to max out the Twisted Tower and Action movie tower equipments?

[rich parcel]

Does krypt gives you dragon krystala every single day on the first run?

Anyone ?

[pearl trout]

pfff dunno tbh. I like the new gear

[finite talon]

Yes but 5 per day

[versed lichen]

@pearl trout you don’t like action movie tower gear?

[pearl trout]

I like it

[thorny wasp]

was the free spawn pack a glitch or no?

[silver sedge]

what is worth to buy in faction war shop (im new and dont have a good equipment yet)

[raw herald]

doll first

[lost musk]

@pearl trout i passed

Rn i have to deal with 189,kl team

[limpid trail]

Klassic noob good? He’s F9

[oak mauve]

does anyone have mk11 account not linked to mk mobile ? if so can someone link my mobile to mk11 ? i lost my account because of the wb support and accidentaly deleted it , now i have started it from new

[honest kernel]

@frigid scroll @subtle comet there’s 2 of you

WHOS real?

[frigid scroll]

i am

[honest kernel]

@civic spade nah there’s 3

[severe plank]

Ask them about Obama's last name only only one of them will know it

[honest kernel]

Whats obamas last name

[topaz wren]

we already solved the case

[frigid scroll]

The real Obama would never disclose this information

[honest kernel]

Real

[topaz wren]

it’s president, that’s why he’s called “Mr. President”

[honest kernel]

Nah you trippin

[vale star]

anybody know a good way to level up characters?

[solar wind]

No

[thorny wasp]

ok

[finite talon]

Sup

[severe plank]

FX character ?

U need to get the same character twice

Like u start with Fusion 0 then u get him once it becomes Fusion 1 if u want X u need 10 times the same character

When u got to the shop u find something called packs when u open them you have a small chance to get the same character

If they're diamonds its a very miniscule chance like 1/60

1/60 if u even get a diamond the chance to get a diamond is 1.5% most of the time

Show me ur team and which boss

Send a picture in #🗡-kollection

Screenshot it

Can u show me the battle ur stuck on in the same channel ?

[lyric jasper]

Some1 can explain me something about the pass?

[lost musk]

Ask fast

[lyric jasper]

Well, i cant put images there

[silent thistle]

As a returning player I realize bosses have insane block ability

They block 1 sec before you use special

[topaz wren]

well that’s what block breaker and combos are for

bosses are usually just meant to be punching bags you have to hit hard

[devout lodge]

right on point

[lean plank]

In those cases, swap out the bb gear for Tower gear.

If any of you are subscribed to Netflix, let me know how you feel about the video game, Ghost Detective.

[thorny wasp]

whats a diamond character kard that looks so cool, but is so bad.

[lean plank]

I give up.

[thorny wasp]

mk11

?

[lean plank]

Really? Have we so much free time?

[lean plank]

Out with it already!

[thorny wasp]

KLASSIC LIU KANG’S SPECIAL ATTACK 2 IS SO OP

[neon lava]

Block breaker equipment is a necessity

[lean plank]

Only when it's not blocked but still totally ineffective against higher level bosses w/o Tower gear.

[thorny wasp]

fr

[neon lava]

Imagine going into a tower match without block breaker equipment

[lean plank]

That's an ugly heifer. Does she have something in her eyes?

[neon lava]

My pfp? That's Dream Rebecca Smith my character and no she's not ugly :v

Wait you're talking about Gawr Gura 💀

How dare you

Gawr Gura is a legend

An icon

Your an ugly heifer, on the inside

[lean plank]

She's ok, I guess. But that blinking smiley missed the cute boat.

[neon lava]

💀 💀 💀

[lean plank]

I'm beautiful through and through.

In a manly sort of way.

[neon lava]

But you called called Gawr Gura an ugly heifer ;-; c'mon broh, not cool

[neon lava]

Gawr Gura:

[lean plank]

You're probably the only one outside of Japan who even recognizes who the hell she is.

[neon lava]

False she has the most subscribers out of any vtuber

She has almost 5 mil subscribers

For no reason 💀

[lean plank]

Well she looks kinda stupid. Is she waiting for a facial?

[neon lava]

This is insane

[lean plank]

Get your minds out the gutter!

[neon lava]

Gets yours!

[lean plank]

How dare you suggest that I was speaking about anything other than a mud wrap or whatever.

[neon lava]

:0

Cute is subjective

[lean plank]

It took that long for you to compose yourself after laughing?

[lean plank]

That's a horrible looking creature.

[neon lava]

I strongly disagree I love sharks they're my favorite animals

So I see this as a win

[lean plank]

That's a dinosaur.

[neon lava]

Actually it's a shark girl dressed as a dinosaur

Gawr Gura is a shark

[lean plank]

With a nerd looking out its mouth.

[neon lava]

No offense but calling someone a nerd is kinda lame

Weak insult truly

Gawr Gura is wholesome

[lean plank]

Is she a little girl, brat or a damned shark?

[neon lava]

Shes not a brat she's a amazing singer

[lean plank]

That name alone spells trouble.

[neon lava]

And she's also a gamer

Black Knight you're being a real hater right now

Gawr Gura is wholesome and I watch her videos because I like wholesome stuff

[lean plank]

Ok. I didn't know she's a human. I'll check up on her.

[lean plank]

Not bad. I think I'm a fan now.

[fading grail]

Lmfao

That’s hilarious

[dapper hedge]

gonna be stalker soon

[devout lodge]

good luck

[lean plank]

Deda Mac is another kamikazee-style nutcase on youtube very funny.

[worldly bear]

hi

[neon lava]

*an

[neon lava]

Yay

[vale star]

Hi 👋

[worldly bear]

hru

[vale star]

I'm good, u?

[worldly bear]

Unsure what to do

[vale star]

Same

[whole bear]

How do you get the scorpions fire breath on mk11

And why don’t I get souls I linked my account

[whole bear]

It says that in the trials

Can u ss for me I can’t find it anywhere brev

The gear for it

[vale star]

What challenges is next?

[raw wave]

Hello

What's the best thing to spend in I just started an account like a week ago

[neon lava]

You started at a time when they have removed mk11 and klassic pack which use to be 24/7 available packs

Right now there's no pack worth opening at the moment

So you gotta wait for it to refresh

And hope for a good pack soon

[upper isle]

May sum1 be a nice kind lad and cashapp me 10 so I can get premium pass 😊😊

[neon lava]

Wrong place mods here are very strict about that kind of stuff

[upper isle]

Ahh it’s fine

[neon lava]

And besides idk how to cash app on discord anyway

The mkm slaps none the less

I'm at work tho

I just farted real hard in the back room oof

But they can't hear because their in the cook station

[upper isle]

It’s just one person tells there tag to another and they send them money

[upper isle]

Ermm 🧍🏾‍♂️🧍🏾‍♂️

[tough tundra]

does anybody know why they took out the option to battle friends?

[upper isle]

They had that?

[tough tundra]

back when it first came out yeah😭

[upper isle]

Damn ts sound fun

[tough tundra]

it was, now you gotta try extra hard to get in a battle with your friends😔

[upper isle]

So it’s still possible

How?

[weak sail]

What is the best character in the game

[vale star]

Mk11 liu

Or kl liu

[neon lava]

WHAT? Bring that back nrs

[weak sail]

I have mk scorpion

[vale star]

Nice

Me too

[tough tundra]

luck, i’ve been trying it with my brother and it’s not the same cause you’ll fight mad people before you even run into who you want😭 we just been tryna click at the same time it’s been hit or miss

[vale star]

The game also didn't require an internet connection

[upper isle]

I always thought it’s only cpu

No matter the mode

[tough tundra]

nah it used to be OG😭 it was in the settings you could add friends and then battle them😔

[normal onyx]

seriously??

[upper isle]

Damn

[vale star]

Yep

[normal onyx]

damnn

[vale star]

Lol

[tough tundra]

someone needs to do a poll to bring back OG mkm😭

[normal onyx]

and be able to switch the mk11 connection thing

[tough tundra]

fr

[normal onyx]

since i cant play on my xbox anymore cuz i dont have it i play on pc

but nooo i cant change it

[vale star]

Agreed

[normal onyx]

i want my free souls man😔

[vale star]

Wym?

[neon lava]

It makes sense you can only use mk11 connected account once

[normal onyx]

it dosent

[neon lava]

It would be too op

[normal onyx]

how?

[neon lava]

If you could reconnect

Because some people make multiple accounts

[normal onyx]

reconnect but not get the rewards again

[neon lava]

Okay

That makes sense 🤠

[normal onyx]

same

[neon lava]

Go farm quests 🤓

🤓

[normal onyx]

overrated for me i just quit rhe game for a few months

[neon lava]

My klassic rain only fusion 2 but I hardly ever bothered with klassic pack

I focused more on sellback packs

But when I started off I open mk11 skarlet pack religiously

That's why my mk11 scorpion and mk11 sub zero are fusion x

[snow plume]

Is elite martial artist pack worth it

[worldly bear]

hi

[arctic seal]

Definitely not.

[raw wave]

Damn there must be good ones no ? I have a big budget it's alright

[upper isle]

Hey guys

Wat dragon Krystal pack comes after spawn is gone

After the three days are up

[dapper hedge]

[worldly bear]

Where do i ask about team building?

[neon lava]

Spawn pack is decent but it costs dragon krystals

It would be better to wait for a good pack to show up

[dim hound]

where alla diamond packs go

[neon lava]

Vanished

Nrs removed them

You have to wait for a good pack to appear now

Possibly one of the worst decisions nrs has made with mkm

[dim hound]

so we have no permanent packs now? 😂

[neon lava]

That would be correct 🙂 lol

[worldly bear]

Arnt gold packs and challenge packs perm

[neon lava]

Yes but there use to be an mk11 pack and klassic pack with chance to pull a diamond

And they use to be permanent

[worldly bear]

Ah

[neon lava]

Ye 👍

[worldly bear]

Ummm 😅

[neon lava]

I'm not sure :0 you can ask anyone here really

You can share a screenshot of your roster in #🗡-kollection

[worldly bear]

Okie

[neon lava]

And get feedback from fellow players there

[slender pike]

So uhh

Is there a specific channel to ask for team building

[neon lava]

There's also #🤼-characters-and-teams

[slender pike]

oh

[neon lava]

#🛠-game-suggestions-and-feedback

Maybe here it says feedback

General usually more active than this it's just slow at the moment

[slender pike]

Just deciding on how do I build a klassic team

Especially with Noob Saibot - Scorp - Rain (or Smoke, either one of them)

[neon lava]

Klassic liu kang, klassic rain, and klassic raiden would be a good team

[slender pike]

Don't have the first and last ones

[neon lava]

I see

Klassic scorpion, klassic rain and klassic smoke

Would be a good team

[raw wave]

I can do that

[neon lava]

I like that pack go for it

[raw wave]

Cool thanks I feel ima spend a ton a that game lol

[slender pike]

A shame Spawn isn't as good

Need a buff

[neon lava]

Yes

[raw wave]

Hell yea just got paid

[neon lava]

Oo nice

But there are better soul packs with like 20 percent chance to pull a diamond every time

[dim hound]

Yeah it aint last year i opened all 20 flames of summer packs and didnt get a single diamond

[neon lava]

That will be rare because nrs is greedy

[formal lotus]

fire i got strike force scorpion on fatal 100

[dense void]

yo what happens if u die in a battle in krypt?

do you lose all the hearts u got?

[lean plank]

Little Miss Sunshine is a funny and informative movie. I love Abigail Breslin. She's a grown woman now. And still just as sweet and innocent, imo, as she was when she *was just a frickin baby. *That's from Rob Zombie's second movie, The Devil's Rejects.

Rob's a helluva man.

[neon lava]

House of a thousand corpses is better

[lean plank]

What's that supposed to mean? Have you watched either of the two?

[lean plank]

Yeah. I haven't gotten around to watching that one yet.

[neon lava]

Yes Ive seen em

I like the first one best with doctor satan

[lean plank]

Wow. you're more than meets the eye.

[neon lava]

Captain Spaulding cracks me up in that movie

[lean plank]

Which movie, pray tell?

[neon lava]

House of a thousand corpses :b

[lean plank]

Oh. I'll get around to it by and by if I'm lucky.

[neon lava]

It's worth the watch

If you're a fan of the horror genre

[lean plank]

Anyhoo. Don't you scare anyone away from Little Miss Sunshine and The Devil's Rejects with your talk about 1000 Corpses.

[neon lava]

Black Knight have you seen the video on YouTube called blank room soup :3

I also like the matt smith dance scene from morbius

Cracks me up every time

[neon lava]

It's okay we all play mortal kombat mobile I'm sure I'm not the only horror fan here

[lean plank]

Thanks. I'll look into them.

[primal brook]

I wish they would put in stage fatalities..

[neon lava]

Might be too much for a mobile game to process

Not saying it's impossible though

[lean plank]

True.

[neon lava]

But very, very unlikely it'll ever happen

[lean plank]

With my budget phones, true.

NRS is swift to designate your device a D-.

[neon lava]

Nrs wants you to rage quit and break your phone and tablets

And I dare say theyve succeeded

[lean plank]

Change the settings to your screen's horizontal resolution number.

720 or so.

And shut down background activity, using *Running Services.

If you're using Android 10+, you can set it to record internal audio. You'll likely need to try several different apps to find out which is the more effective and efficient.

*And don't forget to tap the three dot menu to access "Show Cached Processes".

Turkey burger is delicious and less expensive than beef burger.

A bunch of vegans are gagging themselves with spoons rn.

Cows as pets are illegal in most states in the union, I think.

Or for food.

This is a capitalist nation.

Taxes are important though.

A lot of bumble heads think that entrepreneurship here is just like anywhere else and so they don't want to pay taxes. How many actors, singers and rappers would be as rich only selling their talent in "poor" countries?

[neon lava]

[lean plank]

Well rustle me up some grub, you two.

[green onyx]

Guys does anyone knows whether we can transfer android account to ios ?

[near badge]

hi

[lean plank]

Really? @near badge. When are you going to quit trying to act brand new?

Lol. I'm sorry. Reinventing oneself can be good.

[lean plank]

You've got a catchy name. Fahad , Farhad are they similar?

[near badge]

what

[lean plank]

Sighs

[glacial lava]

Hello I want to report a problem

[lean plank]

Pray tell.

That means speak or forever hold your peace.

[neon lava]

[lean plank]

Really?

I saw him typing.

[neon lava]

[neon lava]

Report away

Me and black night are mk mobile agents

[lean plank]

Butt out! Literally and figuratively.

[neon lava]

You got something strange bout you bucko

[glacial lava]

I uploaded the video in #🔧-update_5_4_feedback

Do watch it's fkn annoying

It happens every single time

[neon lava]

I'm with mkm customer service

[rich parcel]

Is this tower the hardest so far?

Took me 2 tries for fatal 40

[neon lava]

How can I address your problem today, sir.

[lean plank]

Oh, Well you should change your avatar. It looks like a sex starved skinny woman.

[neon lava]

But at last the only sex starved person in chat is you

Crowd behind neon: OOOOO

[lean plank]

Well what are you all going to do about this problem?

[neon lava]

Yes we as in we the rest of the chat have and believe me on this HAVE noticed

[lean plank]

Ok, so what. I'm an *incel.

[neon lava]

Nobody here is interested in being your play date

I'm your rival this is mortal kombat I've fought in tournaments

[lean plank]

That's *involuntarily celibate, in case y'all didn't know.

How dry I am. 🎵

Somebody give me a pity one.

[rocky dust]

Guys liisten

They say mk1 kenshi is added but i dont have it in my game

But i dont have it in me game

[lean plank]

You have to buy him, earn him, or luck up on him.

[rocky dust]

What do i do to get it like i am not. Saying i dont have it . It literally is not in my game it is a glicth or something

LOL

Oops

[dense void]

krypt is lowkey addicting

[neon lava]

No it's not that they haven't made him available yet

But yes he does show up in hst

[lean plank]

Ahh.

[neon lava]

Low key boring but ez rewards

Having to click on every single tombstone 🪦😤 and shatter

[lean plank]

Shiiid. Easy rewards!?

[neon lava]

The navigation is a pain in krypt

[neon lava]

Yessiir

[lean plank]

Nothing whatsoever is "easy" about The Krypt.

[neon lava]

Play krypt and get the diamond of your choice or play 200 levels and get random diamond

I play towers alot but how is krypt not ez

Krypt ez AF

[lean plank]

On second thought, don't you rustle me up any food.

[neon lava]

How would we rustle you up any food

[lean plank]

But is it ez?

[neon lava]

If you're that brave ask the mod to rustle you up some food and see what happens

No seriously

[lean plank]

It's the thought that counts.

[neon lava]

You need less thoughts that would count for something too fr

That head of yours has too much air in it

[lean plank]

Draco can fix a mean Italian dish.

[neon lava]

black night that's brave 😂

black knight living on the edge of chat

[lean plank]

Why are you always picking on me?

[neon lava]

Go rustle up some w in mkm more like

black knight go rustle up some ws

[lean plank]

I'm multitasking.

[neon lava]

Doubt you're able to but okay

[lean plank]

I play four games at the same time.

[nova gust]

Привет друзья.

[neon lava]

[lean plank]

I'd play five but then my upload speeds say no, no.

[storm river]

I just came back after a few months 😭

[lean plank]

Cool name.

[storm river]

How i get more dragon Krystals? 😭

[storm river]

Thanks😭

[topaz wren]

aside from gifts, resells of golds/diamonds, and rare/epic krypt or tower equipments

krypt chests blue or higher can also drop them

and doing krypt runs themselves will give you some depending on the rank and ending, but that is a whole nother can of worms

[storm river]

Damn bruh all that😭

For like 5 dragon Krystals or sum😭

[lean plank]

I like spiders. Even those that don't spin webs. They hop about quite much. I guess they're playing.

Lol

[topaz wren]

usually if you go through towers and krypt and win consistently, getting 30+ krystals a day is pretty normal

[lean plank]

Daddy Long Legs is a type of spider that the racist scientists claim isn't a spider because they never witnessed him spin a web. Are inch worms more a spider then?

Silk wyrm style.

Speaking of worms. Draconus: Cult of the Wyrm is a great game on the Sega Dreamcast platform.

Speaking of the Sega Dreamcast tv video game console, buy one.

[raw herald]

segadream cast? aren't they like

ancient by now

[lean plank]

The best? Yes they are.

[static geyser]

do i open elite ma pack or save up for whenever mk11 scorp comes in a pack

[raw herald]

just save

[static geyser]

fair enough

[lean plank]

Make sure to buy one bundled with some games. I had about 20 or so games for it. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.

Far from it.

Damn, Lizzy! Both of them? That violently? You better have a good reason.

That's the wodka possessing me.

Lizzy Borden was a bit more than the 'girl next door'.

DAMN! What if anyone could secure the rights to put her in a video game!? She'd make Michael Myers look like Tinker Bell.

Huh? Yes, mama. Dinner's cooked, the bathrooms are cleaned and I'm sweeping the floors!!!

[static geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

man😔

[lean plank]

They must be forcing that kitten to listen to some folk music, rock or mumble rap.

[versed mantle]

After 20 bloddy years light finally came

Holy hell bloddy cyclone wasted my entire weekend

[stoic jewel]

what's the best cos team? just got nightworlf from F100

[versed mantle]

I lost around 1.8k souls damn

[lean plank]

Hmm. The best cosplay team is three Jacquis.

I apologize.

[versed mantle]

Yup jackqui

[lean plank]

Jack who? This is a family forum, buster!

Last call for alco, imagine getting your sore back massaged with some 70% isopropyl alcohol, or the green kind, by some of the ladies up in here. They'd finally become useful.

[turbid gate]

@robust scaffold @fair hazel ended refresh at 191. F200 in the morning

Its 3am but yk i got to get in atleast 1 elder run

[lean plank]

F200 is going to make you whimper.

[turbid gate]

Nah not rlly. Did it in 3 tries last time

[lean plank]

Braggart!

Hurumph!

[turbid gate]

Lol

Ill see u tmr. I gotta get started on krypt

[lean plank]

I don't understand why I always think of MoF when I've got a paddle in my hand.

Omgoodness, if there was ever one that needed paddling.

Lol. Jk.

[lean plank]

Get your sleep on. Keep your priorities straight. MKM first, wedding, funeral, job, etc.

[neon lava]

daddylonglegs is one of my nicknames at work 💀

Because I'm tall

[storm river]

😭💀

[neon lava]

[lean plank]

Somewhat interesting.

[neon lava]

It's 2:16am and I just got home

From work

[neon lava]

Yes

[lean plank]

Just be sure the both of you have no problem with spreading your Filas wide apart because I'm only about 5' 8".

[neon lava]

Mods?

[lean plank]

That's in height, not length.

[dull trellis]

What the items need to get brutally on nub saibot i dont understand

[lean plank]

Why are you so shook up?

[neon lava]

You're making so many advancements on me and the rest of chat

Wait did you mean move out of the way?

It sounded like you were saying filas spread wide apart 💀

[lean plank]

That's probably according to when his Special Event Tower comes around.

[neon lava]

Thats my bad lol

[lean plank]

Yeah.

[neon lava]

Sometimes it's difficult to translate what you're saying @lean plank

My apologies black knight lol

[lean plank]

I understand. But please give me the benefit of the doubt. I'm just somewhat an ordinary man, behind all these muscles of steel.

[celest haven]

I saw some youtubers opening spawn pack, is it that hard?

[raw herald]

what

[lean plank]

MoF must've awoken because her ears were itching, because @neon lava had her name all in his mouth.

Hehe

I apologize.

Really? You all are going to just stare at me like that?

I almost feel like I'm wearing the Emperor's New Clothes.

Ouch! That's a bit too tight round the nether regions, said to the tailor.

[neon lava]

I'm not a her

I'm a man

[lean plank]

That's interesting.

[neon lava]

Not really

Sorry to disappoint

[edgy crown]

Guys should i buy elite martial artist pack?

[neon lava]

I wrote that backwards 💀

[lean plank]

I like xx chromosomes people.

[neon lava]

Xy not xx

[neon lava]

You sure do buddy

Same I love my mother fr she's a real one 🔥

I'm male but you kept mistaking me for female

[neon lava]

Wait I read this wrong 💀

You're saying I had gawr gura name in my mouth?

[lean plank]

If tamed right, they keep a clean kitchen, bathroom, and bottom.

[neon lava]

Yes but she's funny what's not to cherish

[neon lava]

Whoa

[lean plank]

Te hee

[neon lava]

If you say so bro

[lean plank]

I'm only imagining the ideal of things.

[neon lava]

Imagining things is comforting

Helps us cope

Daydreaming and fantasy

[lean plank]

Mhm. Until we get to heaven.

[neon lava]

If you believe in that but I don't but I respect your beliefs

[static geyser]

what are good equips for mk11 scorp fr

[neon lava]

I didn't know you were chill like that knight

[neon lava]

His brutality equipment

[static geyser]

i’m cooked

[solar wind]

Fk is this

I only dream when I’m sleeping

[lean plank]

No, sir. With your apparent understanding and sensibility, heaven isn't too far away from you. Just keep it real and struggle real hard to get there. @neon lava

[neon lava]

Specters burning vengeance and specters infernal chain are regarded as scorpion best equipment

[solar wind]

Idk but that kunai equipment is dogsht

[neon lava]

That's sad to hear ngl

[solar wind]

They better pop out them mk11 packs for a spin in 4 days I’ve had 5 fusion mk11 diamonds for 2 weeks

[neon lava]

If you have scorpion brutality you're very cooked indeed

I have scorpion and sub zero brutalites

[static geyser]

quite the opposite

[neon lava]

Quite tough

[static geyser]

my android acc only has kitanas set😭

[neon lava]

Rip

[lean plank]

Popping! Always seems to to put imagination into high gear.

[static geyser]

i’m forgetting klassic movie sonya exists as a character wth

what have i missed in the past year and a half w this game

[lean plank]

She's got some pretty non tattooed legs!

[static geyser]

real

[lean plank]

Heads up, ladies. Don't deface your natural beauty with tattoos. Duh. Men can appreciate your natural beauty. Don't try to understand. It's a man thing.

And they taste sweet. Age irrelevant. What you know 'bout that, ol' girl?

I don't have a sugar-tooth. Is that why I can detect skin sugar? I don't know about the guys, but The Rock probably wasn't calling those men candy-arses for nothing.

[smoky sonnet]

Which is what?

[lean plank]

What a party pooper.

[smoky sonnet]

Red knight

[lean plank]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[smoky sonnet]

Idk

God damm ur still typing

[lean plank]

Shaddap!

If I was rich as MoF and Cigarettes, we'd have an unspeakable free for all. All active, healthy, well endowed Forumers welcome.

[smoky sonnet]

Are u making ur own song or just saying random lyrics

[lean plank]

Just random sad songs.

Yes. But that doesn't discount all the ladies in here who would be squabbling for the ceiling behind me getting after them.

They'd be climbing the walls like spidergurl.

[raw herald]

lol

[lean plank]

You might think it's funny now, but when you can't catch a grip, it's curtains.

I'm talking majorly scrambling up walls.

Damn. If you ever come across some roasted garlic in a small jar, buy it. Mmm, Mmm, good!

Minced garlic,

[formal crown]

Nothing new again, its been3 years..

[lean plank]

The roasted garlic tastes way better than the regular kind.

And I don't mean maybe.

[limpid trail]

Yeah, you need strong internet to run MK Mobile

Keep seeing “Data Connection Required” all the time

[lean plank]

Also, for the vegans out there, mindlessly devouring vegetables. Shame on you. All living things want to exist.

But those who welcome the sacrifice of their flesh unto the sustenance of their spiritual superiors advance themselves further.

[lean plank]

Get your upload speeds together. It only takes about 2.5Mbps or 300KB/s per second or so.

Upload speeds.

[fair hazel]

Ok

[crystal stratus]

Back then i hated that i only had a jason who cannot revive after death

Boy did i know it was the best jason

Until now i still dont have any gold jasons

[sage cradle]

That's true

[crystal stratus]

I'd say it's the only good jason

[near badge]

hi

[near badge]

what quests in netherrealm are good for 8 hrs?

and 1 hrs?

[lost musk]

I m down at 189 fatal

Cant bypass the kl team

[haughty rivet]

Especially if you have his equipment

[raw herald]

well he's a diamond ofc

but i kind of prefer unstoppable/slasher instead

[raw herald]

that's not true lmao

i carried my weak characters in faction wars survivor only using unstoppable jason

literally carried me to kombatant every single time

[tender sand]

how many souls can i farm in a month without offers?

like
i keep spending my souls to grind towers cus i need the diamonds
but how much can i save

quests are do annoying now since i cant repeat them from my inbox

i grind towers krypt and challenge mode

[raw herald]

well if you're not gona do quest, it's automatically a net loss for your souls

but if you do, you might get some of your souls back after refreshing

[wheat sequoia]

hi, what's the best 1h farming quests ?

[raw herald]

90, 91, 112

[wheat sequoia]

Nether?

[raw herald]

yes

[wheat sequoia]

ok ty 🤗

[haughty rivet]

I can't get past tower 11 of Netherealm

[lost musk]

How the duck i beat fatal 189? @raw herald

Is a Kl team

Main problem Liu Kang

He did a sp2 1.6m dmg

I love this game sometime

[raw herald]

what's 189?

[tender sorrel]

Klassic Liu Kang Rain Reptiles with toxic bomb and resilience

@lost musk there are 2 solid teams that can make it:
Mirror match or
Klassic rain Raiden reptile

[lost musk]

Dam but all of them are f0

Except Reptile f2

I chained Liu Kang with Kano

But somehow he always break my chain

[tender sorrel]

Bc resilience and toxic bomb

[stone hedge]

damn mk11 scorpion is a beast

[tender sorrel]

Yeah against bronze characters

It's like putting Mbappe vs 5yo kids

[lost musk]

Nick how Rain would help me

[tender sorrel]

1 bar of power for klassic teammates + soak

[lost musk]

Soak wont last

Bc o resilience

[tender sorrel]

And the bar of power won't last neither?

[dapper hedge]

Hurricane

[tender sorrel]

@lost musk did you use asscorpion the whole run?

[hallow egret]

You can use fujin with mk11 liu

That's what I used together with kc Jhonny

[lost musk]

The klassic one

I was going all out klassic,not mk

[tender sorrel]

Cool

Then you can do this

[lost musk]

I had smoke to resist blind and debuff

And kano or noob

[tender sorrel]

Raiden is always welcome because he drains 40% of health on tag in

[lost musk]

I tried Raiden.

[tender sorrel]

And I suggested reptile because he's immune to poison and gives poison immunity to outworld teammates

[lost musk]

Then why not reptile kano and smoke.

Kano is the only dude who can handle that mf

[tender sorrel]

Well you can try that

[lost musk]

Anyway my main prob is liu kang

I red carded him with Sonya and smashed his entire team

But i could not smash him

I have 2 epics so far

[near badge]

ok

[versed mantle]

Holy hell I'm back again they finally fixed the broken stuff

From the cyclone

[thin valley]

Anyone still playing mortal kombat 9?

[crystal jewel]

hey guys who missed me

[crystal stratus]

I take my words back, o damn he could be a good auto battler

[raw herald]

ehh i don't think he's good at auto

i think he spams sp1 on auto

[crystal jewel]

[lean plank]

Girls Love Rod Wave is a very nice tune by Scorey. Don't ask me what the hell that's all about.

I don't know if it's Jews or run of the mill white people but they make some awesome music for some of these rap guys. Listen to Lean On and Speeding by Slatt Zy and anything by Morray, for a couple examples.

[neon lava]

Specters burning vengeance and specters infernal chain

My guy black knight

[crystal stratus]

Isn't his friendship better?

[neon lava]

Fatal 140 was super annoying because klassic rain would tag in and perform a xray 💀

[neon lava]

No

Brutalities are better

But friendships are nice too

Brutalities ez-er to perform

[crystal stratus]

What effect does the brut give?

Ik the friendship gives snare n dodge

[lean plank]

MoF, You have an incredible mind, and that's not just the liquor talking. I wonder if you would be a good addition to the creative teams at NRS? As long as you don't try to soften things up or make them too easy. Just saying.

[crystal stratus]

We need mof in the mobile team

[lean plank]

Shut up, Keith.

I wonder what MoF looks like.

She's got an automatic spanking coming regardless.

[neon lava]

Chance to drain opponent power with special 1 and chance to avoid incoming damage from said opponent :b

[lean plank]

She's a bit uppity, that's why.

[neon lava]

And you also deal additional damage

[crystal stratus]

Is the dodge the one that sets enemy on fire?

[neon lava]

No that would be special attack

[crystal stratus]

I remember there's the dodge that makes scorpion turns orange and burns the enemy

[neon lava]

OoOo

[crystal stratus]

Is it that one?

[neon lava]

Yes

[crystal stratus]

I know the friendship's dodge is the one where he crawls on the enemy's feet

[neon lava]

[crystal stratus]

Wait but it's not a special dodge tho

[vale star]

Mand is live streaming on yt

[neon lava]

Mandy?

[vale star]

Ye

[neon lava]

Oo

[lean plank]

Where's the link?

[vale star]

Just go to his yt channel

[lean plank]

There's oodles of Mandys on YouTube.

[vale star]

Ok I'll send it

Sent @lean plank

Dm

[lean plank]

Thanks, bud. 👍

[vale star]

Just ended

[lean plank]

Damn. It looks like it was 41:33 minutes and seconds long.

[vale star]

Yeah

[crystal stratus]

Seconds long

[formal lotus]

klassic sonya challenge when

got like 3 evos in those free spawn packs

[lean plank]

I'm busy looking at Katelyn Ohashi's hater video.

[formal lotus]

want to max her out

[lean plank]

I didn't know that black woman is part Oriental.

[formal lotus]

lmao i just got another fusion on sonya as i was doing normal 130

[lean plank]

Her skin is so clean looking.

[pearl trout]

Damn, I wanted Alkaraz to win but Djokovic ... such a great champion

[lean plank]

Not a single blemish. I think she's kinda short though.

[lean plank]

Really? Tennis?!

[pearl trout]

yeah this is the general chat , it is allowed

[lean plank]

We're manly folk and women round here. I was all hyped up for an MMA squabble.

I was even a bit scared I'd get my butt kicked.

[pearl trout]

I am not a big fan of tennis, but it was just the fact that Djokovic completed tennis today, he won the last trophy

[lean plank]

Interesting.

[pearl trout]

and that is a big milestone of the sport in general. He now has literally every single meaningful record, really incredible

[crystal stratus]

Those photos of olympic shooters look so sick

Especially that middle age guy

[lean plank]

That name rings a bell. Is he Serbian or Yugoslavian?

[pearl trout]

yeah that guy with hand in the pocket is a meme already

[lean plank]

Lol

[crystal stratus]

I believe he's turkish?

[pearl trout]

yep he is

[lean plank]

Not with that name, Keith.

How the hell!

Well no wonder he's slipped past and won. He's got some specific genes coursing through his blood. He's practically a cheater.

Arthur Ashe style.

And that other black guy, Pete Sampras.

McEnroe put tennis 🎾 on the map with his crazy ass.