💬-general

[lean plank]

Was it a Moncler that I was wearing? Otherwise that was me alone with your mom.

[halcyon ivy]

[torn surge]

Cause your yapping

[nimble elm]

I won’t correct it

[lean plank]

Those Moncler bubble coats cost upwards of a grand. 🧥

[halcyon ivy]

Good to know

[nimble elm]

I wanna say something to Ball but naw

[torn surge]

How much do you think a maxxed mkm account is worth

[halcyon ivy]

2 dollars

[torn surge]

Like with all characters currently

And equipments

[halcyon ivy]

4 dollars

[torn surge]

Stfu

[halcyon ivy]

Mf shutcho dumbass up

Nobody cares about how much it cost lil bro

[nimble elm]

Enter the mad Omu? 🤩

[halcyon ivy]

Stupid homeless bum

[torn surge]

Mf I do

[halcyon ivy]

Ur a nobody UR not considered someone

Take my shi out yo mouth

[torn surge]

And who do you think you are?

[wheat karma]

https://tenor.com/view/gretchen-explaining-angry-mad-rage-gif-7373624

[torn surge]

That name is WILD

[halcyon ivy]

Ur name is literally ball ur not a person

[lean plank]

Yeah after my expenditure on that expensive 🫰 Moncler bomber jacket. But if you work your patch correctly, I'll be papered up pronto.

[halcyon ivy]

????

[torn surge]

And your name is any better apparently right

[halcyon ivy]

No

[nimble elm]

Yuh

[halcyon ivy]

Are u slow on purpose

[torn surge]

You aren't him man

You're not the sigma

[halcyon ivy]

A ball isn't a living object lil bro

[halcyon ivy]

Ya got me there

U blocked me ?

[torn surge]

I still can't beat f189

[halcyon ivy]

Js not true but whatever floats ur boat lil bro stay riding it

[nimble elm]

Ball got balls (ima stay quiet the rest of The argument)

[torn surge]

I give up on fatal BD

[halcyon ivy]

Are u autistic

[lean plank]

I thought you said something to the effect that I need to show you that my pimp hand is a hardened steel prosthetic. 🦾

[halcyon ivy]

Hard to tell

U say the same shi

[vale star]

Wtf is ur name @vale star

[wheat karma]

https://tenor.com/view/séria-urach-serious-andressa-really-gif-13159837

[versed lichen]

Don’t feed the trolls @halcyon ivy

[halcyon ivy]

Ur a damn ai

[halcyon ivy]

It's cool lmao

[versed lichen]

The greatest thing you can do is ignore them. Ignoring them hurts their soul way more than responding.

[nimble elm]

How much your cigarettes cost dawg?

[halcyon ivy]

whatever makes u sleep at night

[lean plank]

Yeah. What brand you smoke?

[halcyon ivy]

ight

[hot ibex]

ok, where's the hammer

[vale star]

Facts

[nimble elm]

W Fénix

[lean plank]

I like that name.

[wheat karma]

https://tenor.com/view/gretchenseaposenta-gretchenrainha-gretchencoroa-gretchen-crown-gif-8086430

[dusty hornet]

Crazy name

[halcyon ivy]

knight what

[hot ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/reinhardt-overwatch-slam-hammer-gif-16154010

[nimble elm]

GOOFY!

[hot ibex]

there it is

[versed lichen]

These types do stuff for the sake of attention because they don’t get attention in real life. They feel invisible. So they come to public chats with outlandish names like that to get a reaction, aka some attention from people. @vale star

[lean plank]

I'm one but unless we're lovers you better not say it to my face.

[vale star]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[nimble elm]

W Fenix

[hot ibex]

that's a small hammer

[vale star]

Lol

[halcyon ivy]

[lean plank]

That's what I am.

[versed lichen]

I use to smoke newport shorts

[nimble elm]

You selling any rn?

[lean plank]

Have you opted for the non-menthol types now?

[tardy fulcrum]

@lean plank sup, u remember me?

[vale star]

Bro yesterday someone asked if they played mkm and they said no lmao

So I said why u here

[lean plank]

I'd have to look you up. But as the first part of your name seems to be Aryan, I'm not your enemy.

[versed lichen]

I’m not as heavy as a smoker as I was in the past. I only smoked newports

[lean plank]

Oh. That's the brand I smoked the most.

[nimble elm]

I smoked none

[vale star]

I used to smoke cigarettes but I quit

[lost musk]

Hi.

[vale star]

Wsp

[halcyon ivy]

ello m8

[wheat karma]

i'm trying to quit

[lost musk]

I m trying to quit energy drinks.

[halcyon ivy]

U can do it

[vale star]

Ngl it's hard, but the sooner u quit smoking the easier it is to quit

[lost musk]

When i had 2 jobs i drinked a lot of them,but rn is simply to expensive to drink like i dis

[lean plank]

My bad, Rokaya, I didn't have a console or a PC back when Sareena was in MK, so I looked at your avatar and thought that I was looking at a young woman dressed up as in cosplay.

[versed lichen]

@lost musk quit now. Them chemicals in it erode your heart vessels

[lost musk]

Trying.

[halcyon ivy]

...

[vale star]

The more u do it, the harder it is to stop

[lost musk]

@versed lichen bro,how i can make the game seem more fun again?

I cant do krypt on hard,challenges on elder.. with this acc

[lean plank]

Actually, I just thought she was some Goth chick.

[vale star]

Same tbh

[halcyon ivy]

lmaoo

[tardy fulcrum]

ofc not, but u don’t remember anyone named arya with an erron black profile? It was many years ago but i was consistently talking and i was just wondering if u do lol

[lean plank]

Those Goth women have power over me. They are so beautiful, voluptuous but super down to earth.

[halcyon ivy]

[nimble elm]

We equal

[halcyon ivy]

not all of them are down to earth

[lean plank]

I love the old school Valley Girls too.

[plush zealot]

I made it to fusion x on my klassic scorpion

[lean plank]

Anyhoo. Welcome back, brother. It's always a pleasure to feel another good spirit amongst us!

[tardy fulcrum]

Ty

[lean plank]

Their sexiness is off the scales. ⚖️

[lost musk]

He is goated.

[lean plank]

Who wouldn't want to be embraced by a Goth chick? They're practically rock stars. But beneath it all, I think that they are just some beautiful women. ♀️

[lost musk]

Every woman is a queen,if she have personality ofc.

[plush zealot]

Absolutely

[plush zealot]

All women are queens

[lost musk]

Hate me for saying this or not.
But even a ugly person can become beautiful in your eyes based on their personality.

[tardy fulcrum]

Honestly, Dude carried me through everything

[lean plank]

That has the ring of truth to it.

[lean plank]

Absolutely, sir. A person can transcend their physical imperfections with a good spirit and pleasing attitude.

[lost musk]

When i was in the 9th grade high school,i meet a ugly guy.
The more we talked etc,he was my best friend for 4y of high school and at the end i was thinking i m rlly sorry for saying that thing of him being ugly in my mind.

Thats why i think personality can change everything to a person aspect or everything.

[lean plank]

The negative aspects of a person disappear almost, when they are happy spirited people. And if we happen to notice said imperfections, it only makes them seem more valuable and endearing.

[hot elbow]

Question guys, how do you check your email for your account on mobile

[lost musk]

Just go to mail section.

[hot elbow]

Kk

[covert river]

What's the best way to get mk11 kabal

[hot elbow]

Wheres it at

[halcyon ivy]

im not sure other than contacting support

[hot elbow]

Hmmm okay

[lean plank]

You spake with a good young man. Ugliness is something that we earn by way of fault in our previous lives. We may have been physically beautiful in a previous life but we disrespected that earned grace, and as we reap what we sow, now we have become ugly. Still, let us strive to be good, and our imperfections will go unregarded. Deep class #500.

[torn robin]

What is bro yapping about!!!!

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[hot elbow]

Im tryin to check what email account i used for mobile cuz when i get a new phone i wanna make sure my account is connected to my google account not my apple account

[torn robin]

In the mk mobile discord aswell

[lost musk]

If u created a ios acc,then is over.

[lean plank]

I posted a message here yesterday that was so good and useful about what may be of use to yourself right now, that some of these hybrids took me practically to war upon it. Use the search engine here for keywords from: bla(...)

[lean plank]

Yes indeed. The hybrids are amongst us. Evil rears its silly head once more often than the last time.

[torn surge]

Kl shang pretty fun

[lean plank]

I don't have to open up my third 👁️ again to see you bytches.

[granite pewter]

Chat it's been a long time since I started playing mortal Kombat,yet I still don't know what the vampire effect does I just got a piece of equipment that can vampire 50% damage

[hot ibex]

Vampirism = healing

[tender sorrel]

And Vampirism > Regeneration

[halcyon ivy]

steals the enemys health and adds it to urs

[granite pewter]

Ok what does it do exactly

[halcyon ivy]

if i was to do a basic attack with vampirism I would gain health from it

[tender sorrel]

Vampirism: You do 100 damage, takes 50 back (or the amount the vampirism in the equipment says)

[granite pewter]

Oh damn so it's steals 50% of the damage I deal?

[halcyon ivy]

if thats what it says yes

[granite pewter]

Dang that's op

[tender sorrel]

RUN

[lean plank]

Of course, I'm high. So I don't really know what the hell is going on.

I want to kick it a little bit with some of the grown-ass sisters of MKM.

Omgoodness. That nun look is very powerful. It's your nature, young man. Don't doubt it.

[fair hazel]

oh yeah apparently WLT Fatal 200 has vampirism that could be a minor inconvienence

[hot ibex]

That is the least troublesome part about fwlt 200

[tender sorrel]

Nightwolf right?

[hot ibex]

No

The gear + resilience

[north bramble]

Wats the equipment called

[granite pewter]

Weekend dad or smth like that

It's a rare I got it from a diamond dragon egg pack

[tender sorrel]

isn't this harder?
WLT Normal 200 MK11 Raiden, Liu Kang and Sub-Zero

Raiden - Revenge, Tanuki, 2 uncommons fx
Liu Kang - Demon Fire FX, Demon Heart FX, Malice FX, Uncommon FX
Sub-Zero - Revenge FX, Tanuki, Shintai of North FX, Kuai Liang Scepter FX

[fair hazel]

Damn. No shield break of snaring then

[hot ibex]

Fx lucky hat/lantern:

[tender sorrel]

No, but probably one of the hardest normal imo

[fair hazel]

I’ll figure something out when I get there ig

[arctic helm]

Does anyone know how long it takes for WB too respond too email tickets?

[tender sorrel]

15 to 20

[fair hazel]

Years

[lost musk]

12h in bussines day.

Anyone saw Starinsky got banned on his legit acc

[arctic helm]

I was having a convo with someone yesterday and then they must have went home and we only got half way through sorting the problem and i havent heard anything back today. Just a bit annoying

[tender sorrel]

Who cares (about starinsky)}

[lean plank]

Damn. Those violins up in the MKM music makes one happy to be alive to a certain extent.

[lost musk]

This is who they are,unfortunatly,you can dm me your problem and maybe i can help or at least tell u if they will fix it or not,i contacted them severeal times so i do have experience.

[lost musk]

Just saying i m afraid of grinding hard without anything and get punished.

[tender sorrel]

starinsky is not a "without anything" to be honest

[lost musk]

Ik,but that acc was without anything.

[mighty cypress]

scaminsky

[scarlet osprey]

That starinsky guy is pure evil he should be banned

[lean plank]

FW is at minus one hour. So you busters better make a run for it, right about now.

[lost musk]

I found a lot of fun playing at the start of this yeat

Year*

But rn knowing is off and my acc got banned,still trying to fiind reasons to play it.

[covert river]

Is MK11 sub zero good

[lost musk]

Pair him with any mk

[arctic helm]

I sent you a dm dude

[lean plank]

Don't be so giddy about it. It should be obvious to you that MKM is a good game. If it wasn't for the good-natured violence in it, it would win the Nobel Peace Prize 🏆 for how so many people from all manner of ethnicities and financial groupings that they have brought together, are yet having fun with each other. @lost musk

[covert river]

I'm make a new account and you can do this thing were you delete the game and reinstall it and I got suby boy do a restart

[lean plank]

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.

[covert river]

I can't show any photos but I got MK 11 sub zero and edenian blood kitana

[vale star]

#🗡-kollection

[covert river]

So I restart

Oooo kollection that's were I can show it sorry

[vale star]

Yep

[covert river]

Is that a good starting team

[lean plank]

That's a beautiful start, in my opinion. You have both an awesome son and an awesome daughter. Will you become a deadbeat dad? Or will you raise them up to be the warriors they are destined to be?

[covert river]

Hahahaha

Now I can't restart

[vale star]

Ok

[covert river]

Thanks I'm going to make them great and I'll be proud of them

[lean plank]

And we all will be proud of you!!!

[covert river]

If you don't mind I'll update you on the account

[lean plank]

Not at all, I appreciate it.

[covert river]

My bad family

[lean plank]

I know your heart is at home.

[covert river]

What did y'all think of the MK live action movie

[tropic mirage]

wasnt his beginner account

[lean plank]

The most recent one was great. Especially compared to all the previous ones.

[tropic mirage]

wht did he do

why does everyone hate him

[lean plank]

What the hell were they doing?!!

[covert river]

I like starinsky

[tropic mirage]

same

[scarlet osprey]

He threw my grandma off a roof and then hit the griddy

[covert river]

I started my account over because he lost his

[tropic mirage]

skill issue

[lean plank]

He's a good man, in my opinion. We get it how we live.

[tropic mirage]

i mean it was his beginner account but fair enough

[covert river]

He's a funny guy

[true hound]

There's a 5v5 mode?

[tropic mirage]

Yup he is a wholesome lad

[lean plank]

Never Talk Down a player. That's a song by Rappin' 4-Tay.

[tropic mirage]

Deep

[covert river]

Your right but I was getting bored of my old account so now I have a family

[lean plank]

I believe so too.

[scarlet osprey]

Does everyone here have an alt account

[lean plank]

Many of us have .

[true hound]

Idek how to make one

[tropic mirage]

technically i do and don't, i can never use my main account again bc i switched to android and had to restart, it still exists but its no longer my main

[covert river]

That sucks

[tropic mirage]

i alr have more diamonds on my new account bc of anniversary but golds, yh not so much

[scarlet osprey]

I don't even use my alt and I got some top tier diamonds

[tropic mirage]

tbf i had this account as a backup alt just in case, i kept it for yrs and would just claim the free diamonds

[tropic mirage]

its good to have

[lean plank]

Damn, Isa. My sympathies go with you.

[scarlet osprey]

Yeah but they're low fusion on my alt so it's kinda ehh

[covert river]

That's good I had almost 3000 green coins on my old 1 and a lot of gold

[tropic mirage]

Thanks man! but i have had more fun on this account, just a lot of time was spent on my main

i didnt know how to play the game back then asw all i would do was like battle mode or smthn

[lean plank]

The meaning of life: Enjoy yourself to the fullest.

[tropic mirage]

damn thats good

[tropic mirage]

Exactly

[covert river]

Yeah my new family is pretty good

It's fun to play them in Kombat

[tropic mirage]

lets see

what essay are you typing black knight

[covert river]

That what I'm thinking

[tropic mirage]

What

[covert river]

You got it

[tropic mirage]

i thought he was talking about his new team in mk mobile or smthn

😭

[halcyon ivy]

lmao

[lean plank]

Don't let some strange woman get your nose opened up real wide and you get her "kept" in some hotel and thereby neglect your new family.

[covert river]

But what if it's mileena

[lean plank]

Then that's a totally different story!

[tropic mirage]

your peninsula region will be mangled though!

[covert river]

Not if it's MKX mileena

[lean plank]

I can't tell you what she did to me, but my body will never be the same 🎶

[covert river]

Believe me I know bother 🎶

[lean plank]

Who's the lucky boy?!

[covert river]

We both are very lucky MEN

[tropic mirage]

can i join too

theres enough openings for all 3 of us

pack openings i mean ofc

[tropic mirage]

😂

[covert river]

O I get what you mean and maybe it's up to knight 😏

[lean plank]

Yes'm but I'm still waiting for my part to come up. Spectatorship is nothing as exciting as doing it.

[covert river]

I know what you mean bother

[wheat karma]

guys, i'm about to open an epic kasket
wish me luck

[halcyon ivy]

good luck

[covert river]

Luck wished

[lean plank]

Let's not be too frank, because these moneyed mods are laughing at us because they can afford their kitty bill.

[wheat karma]

man, i won a broken gear

[covert river]

Oof

Damn I can say the F word

[versed lichen]

@wheat karma what you get bro?

[wheat karma]

wait a sec, gonna send it

[lean plank]

Damn. Spotify says you're listening 🎧 to Sia. I love Sia.

[covert river]

How can 1 screen record on a fire tablet

[lean plank]

Now he's listening to Bruno Mars. Also a good singer.

[lean plank]

Download the corresponding s/w from the Google Play Store.

[tropic mirage]

its okay we will take turns

[covert river]

Ok and is ok for me to put game play videos on the discord

[tropic mirage]

😉

[covert river]

😉

[lean plank]

Yeah. In #🗡-kollection

[lean plank]

Why wait? The London bridge is an awesome adventure.

[covert river]

What the cover look like???

[real shore]

Shouldn't in go in #⚔-realm-klash and #🏯-towers-relic-hunt respectively?

Kollection is for uk showing off the stuff you got not fights

[graceful marsh]

Maybe means
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

[lean plank]

Nobody is too heavy to be lifted up by a couple of persons with her featherweight self in the middle. @tropic mirage

[covert river]

What I got is my fights and my fights are what I got

[real shore]

You a little confused there bud

[covert river]

But I'm doing it with family

[fleet crag]

Can I log in my android acc in my ios iphone ?

Cuz it’s not letting me

[wheat karma]

nope

[fleet crag]

Wait but why

[wheat karma]

they're two different servers

[fleet crag]

That’s so dumb

[wheat karma]

you gotta create a new account

[covert river]

Sorry I don't now how to do any of that

[wheat karma]

on ios server

[fleet crag]

I made so much progress on android

It all goes to waste

[real shore]

Just saying fights belong in #🏯-towers-relic-hunt and #⚔-realm-klash not #🗡-kollection

[covert river]

I get it and I'll put it in those spots if I have to

[real shore]

Totally different platforms thats not mkm fault its apple's.

[lean plank]

Who's the ultimate sort of lucky boy? My sisters look like trolls 🧌.

[fleet crag]

Ig but I’m the one paying the paying the price

[covert river]

Ment my MK family and you knew that

[lean plank]

You guys cut that out. This is a family oriented forum.

[lean plank]

Oh. I was thinking a little closer to home.

[covert river]

I can read that

[lean plank]

Lol

We're all pretty much the same underneath but some of us choose to blow a whistle for that check that affords them that luxurious hooker.

[covert river]

Ok

[lean plank]

But KRS-ONE said, "The girlies are free, 'cause the crack cost money"!

Oh yeah!

[covert river]

😮

[fleet crag]

Who has the best x ray in mkm

[lean plank]

Why should anybody have to pay the devil to bust off a hot one?

[covert river]

I'm working on fan art of kabal I'm going to go for something more cute

[fleet crag]

YOO who has the best xray or fatality in mkm

[covert river]

It's all depends

[fleet crag]

But still if had to give a name who would it be

[lean plank]

Speaking of Fan-Art, I remember some crazy guy refused to delete an image of the Kollector with ding-dongs as appendages.

No. I'm not referring to the cakes by lil Debbie.

[covert river]

The bullet with your name on it form the erron black X ray

[covert river]

Ok

The first battle I go to record I get my ass wiped

[lean plank]

Lol. Me and him go way back. Speaking of cowboy style shite, or at the mention of cowboy style sh!t 🐄 read some novels by William W. Johnstone and J.A. Johnstone.

[covert river]

I got a blue item from the lost battle

[tropic mirage]

fair enough

[covert river]

Ok I'm going to eat some what soon so I'm going to go for a walk and record some MK game play

Bye thanks for chatting with me

[lean plank]

Those are some awesome story telling individuals. There's an obscure word that defines such men as these. I fail to recall it at the moment.

[covert river]

Watch Clint Eastwood movies

[lean plank]

There is only so much that moving pictures are allowed to show us. Books on the other hand can act a doggone fool and get away with it in modern times.

[tropic mirage]

🔥

fax

[lean plank]

Word.

Speaking of graphic or semi-graphic novels, download the game Delight Games Premium Library. It's free if you have Google Play Pass, otherwise it's $39.99. Google Play Pass is only about $5/mo.

And be sure to start out with the Wizard story first. I played it back when it wasn't a part of this new compilation.

[leaden juniper]

will there be a discount for mk11 pack soon

[lean plank]

That author knows his shite. Reminds me a bit of Sir Clive Barker's crazy ass.

[wet harness]

I'm not receiving a password reset email. I tried it with two accounts, even tested it with a newly created one and it's still not sending anything

[frosty gulch]

did they pay you to say this

[lean plank]

Maybe if I was white then you'd have a valid reason to be cynical.

[lean plank]

Does that mean iron?

[frosty gulch]

Was just trying to make a joke, also why bring white people to the topic?

[frosty gulch]

yes

[lean plank]

White people are subjugated by the Jews, black people are subjugated by the whites and the Jews are the devil's chosen people. Despite that reality, we still live and let live. The American black woman is the Ankh. Meanwhile, I am wondering why we and the Jewish people can't be friends. It's not like they are alien to the concept.

Jews have a ridiculously good sense of humor. The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Popeye. The Jews are some awesome people. I just long for the day and timelessness thereafter that we can be friends.

[sweet cargo]

What are you waffling about

[lean plank]

Lol.

I'm lying here lacrimose, and some fool says what am I on about.

[frosty gulch]

You say you want to be friends with the Jews yet you call them the “devils chosen people”. I fail to see how this makes white people selfish as you said earlier, or maybe I just don’t understand the point your trying to make. whoop

[frosty gulch]

Is the fool, me?

[lean plank]

Will you stop being paranoid already?

[frosty gulch]

Why would I be paranoid? I was just asking a question

[lean plank]

If they disobey the devil wholesale, then they become as vulnerable as the rest of us are and have been. God will welcome them back into the fold. And we'll all be the better off for it.

[sudden acorn]

bloody voodoo doll is maxed what do i get now

[lean plank]

You decide. You can either go for equipment or characters. Take your pick and then, ask the opinions of others, if you fancy a reason to do so.

[robust scaffold]

the Ring

[frosty gulch]

I mean they arent the only ones that practice wholesale, unless you are being figurative

[covert river]

Good to know

Let's see if I can get some game play

[low harbor]

💀

Almost made me think i am in a different server lol

[limpid trail]

Requirements for Elder Kintaro?

[robust scaffold]

Elder:

Gold and Diamond Characters;
Sub-Zero or Jax Briggs characters only;
Your team must be made of only Spec-Ops characters;
Your team must be made of only Spec-Ops Characters;
Sub-Zero or Jax Briggs characters only.

[near edge]

i enjoy coming everywhere

sometimes i cant stop myself tbh

[near badge]

hi

[neon lava]

?

[near edge]

coming is my passion

[neon lava]

Mods?

[near edge]

i moderate my come

ong bro

[latent steeple]

You too old for this 😭

[near edge]

am i?

all i know is how much i enjoy consuming my come

who up wonkin they willy to revenant sub zero

[halcyon ivy]

bro fruitloops wadafuk

[near edge]

😭

[scarlet osprey]

i only wonk my willy to thick scorpion

[near edge]

im down to join you with that

[neon lava]

What the

[scarlet osprey]

Yes let's come together on scorpion don't forget to invite sub zero

[neon lava]

Get a grip on reality you'll have bills to pay one day

Show some decency

You're acting so childless pull yourself together

Get a grip seriously

[halcyon ivy]

wtf

[near edge]

childish*

figured that was kinda important if youre supposed to be conforming us or whatever it is you think you do

[near edge]

im so down for that. come seshhh

[scarlet osprey]

Wait ima have to attach scorpion's severed pp

[near edge]

ayooo? i was wondering where that was

[graceful marsh]

Gm

[near edge]

tryna get freaky?

[graceful marsh]

Nahhhhh

[near edge]

tough luck. oil up

[graceful marsh]

U remind me of my friend Nathan

[near edge]

...

bro there ain no way we know eachother

[graceful marsh]

Do u live in Texas

[near edge]

dms rn

[graceful marsh]

Kk

[turbid gate]

Lol

[near edge]

bro has my ip or sumn 💀

[graceful marsh]

🤫🧏‍♂️

@turbid gate I might have ur ip

[turbid gate]

Ok?

Can u tell me so i can confirm it for u?

Btw i always have a vpn active lol so idk where that "ip" says i am

[graceful marsh]

I was joking

@true hound I have ur ip

[turbid gate]

Lol

[true hound]

What is it

[true hound]

Yes

[graceful marsh]

I was joking

2000 drive

[true hound]

Bro what are these chats💀

[true hound]

Oh nah bro knows it

[true hound]

BRO WHAT

||AIN'T NO WAY BRO SELF SUCKS HIMSELF 💀🙏||

💀

Nahhh I saw that

[graceful marsh]

No prof

[true hound]

Uh huh

[halcyon ivy]

dawg what the fk 😭

[true hound]

That's what I said when I saw this

Atp I don't even know how to respond to wht u just said.. 🙏

I mean unless u a women

[graceful marsh]

I’m a man or maybe

Let me check

[true hound]

💀

[graceful marsh]

Yup still there I’m a man

It’s tinny tho

[true hound]

Damn I'm bigger

Fact that bros admits it💀

..

[halcyon ivy]

dawg..

[graceful marsh]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[graceful marsh]

What

💀

Nahhhh

Let me hit

💀

Nahhh not kitana

[true hound]

Hm?

[graceful marsh]

Honestly I would

[halcyon ivy]

???

[graceful marsh]

It’s sum he sent

That I’m not gonna repeat

[true hound]

?

[halcyon ivy]

daniel say ts again

[graceful marsh]

Damn it Daniel I couldn’t see it

[true hound]

LOL

[true hound]

What I deleted?

[graceful marsh]

Nahhhh what u said yesterday

Yes why u deleted

[halcyon ivy]

alr bro..

[true hound]

! (? k9inei😭ink9jjsje jade eiensmkww

mk11 qskxj

Mk11 scorp raid kiteneh😏

[halcyon ivy]

may god smite u down

[true hound]

.

Ngl same

[true hound]

U would def let jade hit

Dam it I ain't see

[halcyon ivy]

what bro

[graceful marsh]

No one saw that

[true hound]

Ur cooked

Look in collection

????? 👌77👌👌👌🙏🙏🙏🙏
5
4

[true hound]

Ohhh fs fs

[halcyon ivy]

yea ight

[honest jay]

@robust scaffold Explain.

What did i not see?

[halcyon ivy]

he ran away

[robust scaffold]

uh io is homeless

[halcyon ivy]

yep thats what he said

LMAOO

[honest jay]

Wait, is that for re-
Oh, i'm going to break your spine.

[robust scaffold]

time to run

[honest jay]

I got worried here, you...

[halcyon ivy]

see I told u That u didn't want to know

[robust scaffold]

go check on IO

[halcyon ivy]

tell him I said Hi I have not seen him since he went to brazil

[robust scaffold]

same, io been real quiet since then

[neon lava]

Mk11 Sub-Zero ensures that you won't die after going down once as long as its a full mk11 team. He's the goat. Admit it hes s tier. His special 2 is amazing and he's gotten me through fatal towers when mk11 scorpion couldn't.

Problem with mk11 scorpion is characters can heal by his fire 💀

I'm talking about you klassic liu kang

[lean plank]

Damn. I thought that I already had mentioned the song Boogie Bang Bang by Mr Rappin' 4-Tay.

Some of these men are awesome souls, in my opinion.

Free Suge Knight.

[neon lava]

klk, smoke, and kraiden is a good team? 100% debuff resistant does that count for towers and bosses too?

[lean plank]

Commute his sentence. If that means free him.

The man is crazy as hell but I think that he is a good man ultimately. He's very intelligent and he's loyal. He just wants to be loved like most people do.

[neon lava]

Smoke has 20% debuff resistance by passive... Can I stack it? Like if I use dynasty mask

Does it stack up?

[lean plank]

Yes. If it isn't a chance based thing, you could say that they "stack".

I don't know why so many of you guys are so fond of that word, "stack".

[neon lava]

Alright bet

I don't know I'm just trying to find good team builds man

[lean plank]

Only voluptuous women can be referred to as "stacked".

[topaz wren]

yes

resistances and crit chance are the stuff that stacks

[halcyon ivy]

[lean plank]

Did I wake you up? I apologize.

[halcyon ivy]

That was quite the statement

[neon lava]

The best buff is regeneration in my opinion I'm trying get all gear that does that

[lean plank]

We keep it real up in here. MKM style.

[neon lava]

power drain is nice too

[halcyon ivy]

for suree

[lean plank]

Mhm.

[neon lava]

Does mk1 shang tsung have curse lol

So curse lowers the damage and you can't crit

Thats nice

I'm a dummy I been using fire and frostbite so long 💀 I like em

[topaz wren]

wut

[halcyon ivy]

que?

[neon lava]

I don't understand what curse does :v

Okay makes an opponent take more damage from critical hits

[topaz wren]

the affected character takes more crit dmg

[neon lava]

That's not as op

[topaz wren]

still very good

[neon lava]

But still good yes

[topaz wren]

stacking it with shield break, major damage

crits 4 life

[neon lava]

Does sheild break work against lucky hat

So joker is one of my favorites he's fusion 4 and he can snare which is great :b

Snare prevents a character from tagging out so he's perfect for bosses

[lean plank]

Yes. You're on the right track.

[neon lava]

So luck or curse if you could only have one lol 😆

[lean plank]

But expect to be waylaid by the stage modifier called something or other that means you get tagged-out randomly.

Ah. It's called "Off Balance".

Chess is in the house. I appreciate you, sir.

[neon lava]

I just found out about glossary :3

Now I know everything you know >:3

[lean plank]

Chess is a very valuable asset to MKM players, especially the new ones. He has oodles of experience in MKM and he shows great initiative in trying to help others. You'd be a nice father.

[neon lava]

So many players don't read the glossary in settings

[lean plank]

True. They update it occasionally too.

[vale star]

Can someone answer a question i have

[wintry crane]

Hear me out on this idea.

[vale star]

Do tower drop rates get better the more you replay it?

[wintry crane]

IRL Helldivers 2 when?

[wintry crane]

No.

[vale star]

Easy, Ukraine

Just go there and spread democracy

[wintry crane]

Tower drop rates stay the same, unless it's fatal.

[vale star]

So fatal drop rates increase on replays?

[wintry crane]

Yes but no.

[vale star]

Cuz im on my second playthrough and im getting way better drops than my first

[wintry crane]

Since fatal only drops rare and epic gear, it's mostly depending on rng.

[vale star]

It was the same with klassic tower

[wintry crane]

Luck 10.

[vale star]

I get uncommon from fatal too tho

[vale star]

Real

[lean plank]

Typically it does. Your objects will seem to become fused more, less so with Epic gear.

[vale star]

Ngl i have kanos brutality

I have kabals rare, just hunting his epic

Need it for my fx mk11 kabal

[wintry crane]

Kabal is one of the only acceptable black dragon members.

[vale star]

Heyyyy don’t diss my boy tremor

[wintry crane]

I ain't.

Tremor is up there too.

[vale star]

Just casually outs kano💀

[wintry crane]

I will never accept kano into any of my teams or tierlist.

Reason is. Brutality is donkey.

[vale star]

Tremor is cool, unless we’re talking about Mk Special Forces, that game was a different kind of failure

[wintry crane]

And bd kano was a gold and was named cutthroat.

[vale star]

Nuh uh

[neon lava]

All those koins I spent on supports when I was a noob just to get free support drops from towers

[vale star]

I know lol

[vale star]

Ong

[wintry crane]

He just stabs you and lasers your head until it explodes.

[vale star]

I keep getting support sellbacks

[vale star]

I think its kold asf

[wintry crane]

I can name 2 brutalities that can outrank it.

And 2 of them are on the same character.

[neon lava]

Huh

You mean on console?

[wintry crane]

Yes.

[neon lava]

Oh okie

[wintry crane]

Literally anything is better than kanos brutality.

Like Kung Lao's teleport slam.

And his forward throw which he just gives you the batman treatment.

[neon lava]

Sadly kung lao is garbage in mobile version

[wintry crane]

They did my boy dirty.

[neon lava]

Very

[wintry crane]

At least he can absolutely DUNK on these losers with his brutality.

[vale star]

Homies talking about the console version, obviously the console versions have better brutalities, ive played every single mk game to date and im cracked in mkx-mk1

[lean plank]

I busted a couple of bottles of chianti the other day like a clumsy fool.

[vale star]

But im talking about mobile brutalities. I know there are much better ones on mobile, like scorps, quan chis, hell even tremors is sick

But i still like kanos

But jades is just beautiful

[wintry crane]

She just kicks you.

That's literally it.

She just kicks you and your legs are gone.

[vale star]

Funny enough, she did it to my mk11 kabal
(Fast Guy+No Legs=Irony)

[wintry crane]

Wild.

[vale star]

Its still clean

[neon lava]

Muse - uprising slaps

It slaps okay 😠

[vale star]

Like going by the logic of that, quan, scorp, and tremors brutalities suck because they just turn into a skeleton by either fire, dark magic, or molten lava

[neon lava]

Why do so many mkm players hate on mk11 kabal

[vale star]

And there are a lot of skeletal brutalities

[wintry crane]

It makes sense for them.

[vale star]

Idk he was busted in mk11

[wintry crane]

He isn't that bad.

[neon lava]

Scorpions brutality

klassic reptile brutality is funny

[vale star]

I personally love mk11 kabal in mkm, I would’ve preferred his human form instead of his revenant form in mkm, all of his voicelines aren’t anything he would say canonically as a revenant

[vale star]

Not really, its the same ending, just a lil different animation beforehand

[wintry crane]

He just goes NYYYYOM and eats your legs.

[wintry crane]

Different ways, same outcome.

[neon lava]

I actually like his revenant design 🫠

But I understand

[vale star]

Ngl id happily trade brutalities for fatality cards, works like friendship equipment, but once the bar is filled, you can perform a fatality step by step like in battle mode

Obviously it would just knock out any enemy that isn’t the last one

[neon lava]

And just seeing them on the ground I bust out laughing every single time so good

[vale star]

I do too, i have the articulated figure of him, i think i showed you in dms

[neon lava]

I have mk11 johnny cage figure c:

[vale star]

W

I have mk11 Kabal, Noob, And shao Kahn

[neon lava]

Yeah I got it at gamestop awhile ago

[vale star]

I have a lil vinyl figure of Mk3 Scorp too (klassic scorpion for you uncultured fu-)

[vale star]

Literally where i got all of mine

I regret not buying the mk11 liu kang figure they had

I also have both special edition pops of the 2021 mk movie scorpion and sub zero :3

And a giant poster of that movie up on my wall as well

[neon lava]

I'm jelly

[vale star]

And a kup with the original mk1 game character selection screen on it

:3

Ill gather it all up and send a pic rn 🙂

[neon lava]

Sure :3

[vale star]

Im a huge mk nerd :33

[coral ruin]

I’m a old fan for mk too

But they are falling off so bad

The new reboot movie sucked

MK1 is corny

Might drop this franchise

[vale star]

I loved the movie

And mk1 is awesome fym

[coral ruin]

So boring

[vale star]

Get gud noob

[coral ruin]

Nothing to do or grind

[vale star]

But mk11 is still more enjoyable 💀

[vale star]

Invasions

Online mp

[coral ruin]

Idc about combos

[vale star]

Towers

[coral ruin]

You guys are probably wall fighters

[vale star]

I have a 50% 20 hit combo down with scorp, and no im not a wall-fighter goofy

20 or 22, I don’t remember

[coral ruin]

All that just to get combo break

Same old move sets

[wintry crane]

I can't hear you from my Relentless Jason 30% bread and butter combo.

[coral ruin]

My honest expectation for mk1 was Mkx gameplay

That game was fun but the characters roster was meh

[wintry crane]

The Predator.

[coral ruin]

When they dropped assist cameo fighters knew that game was gonna suck

[wintry crane]

Would smash.

Kameos are donkey.

At that point, just add tag teams like in mk9.

2 player tag team while in Klassic tower is fun.

[coral ruin]

MK9 was too good also

[wintry crane]

Having 2 people instead of 1 is rich.

Having easy inputs and simple bread n butters felt good.

[coral ruin]

Or using 1V2 in tag was so scrumptious

[wintry crane]

Having 1 fighter down and you absolutely DUNK on 2 people.

The fits in mk9 went hard.

Number 1.
Kitanas outfit made me have a crush on her ever since I was 5.

Jade as well.
Cyber Sub zero looked like a blue version of Darth Vader.

[coral ruin]

Fr, that game was dedicated to the die hard fans

[proper scaffold]

same

she looked the best in mk9

[wintry crane]

She is stunning in mk9.

[proper scaffold]

absolutely

[wintry crane]

Jade too.

[vale star]

Nah mkx kitana supremacy

Mk9 jade could get it tho

[proper scaffold]

when she said you need to learn some respect....

[wintry crane]

MKvsDC Kitana tho..

[vale star]

Mileena i also prefer her mkx version

[vale star]

Bro, this embed is gonna fail but tap on it

[wintry crane]

I'm guessing because lips.

[proper scaffold]

mkx kitana's eyes are the best

[wintry crane]

Mk9 Zombie jade can get it.

[vale star]

https://tenor.com/view/kitana-gif-21369925

[coral ruin]

mkvsdc costumes were dope too. Especially scorpion and sub

[vale star]

Imagine the head bro

[lean plank]

Yes indeed. I never played that game 🎮 but I can relate to what you said. These women were created to appeal to we men. They don't have a clue about how beautiful they can appear to real men. Let us never again take advantage of them, but appreciate them and love them.

[wintry crane]

Interesting..

[proper scaffold]

mk9 jade was something tho

[wintry crane]

That scene when she beat Baraka.l

[vale star]

Bro mkx kitana without her mask was so beautiful

[coral ruin]

Jade sliding on her staff when winning😮‍💨

[proper scaffold]

mk9 jade= assassin jade

[wintry crane]

I wish I was Baraka in that scene.

[proper scaffold]

then laughing haha

[wintry crane]

The most fan service outfit was fleshpits mileena.

[proper scaffold]

LMAO REALLLL

[wintry crane]

Both lore wise and fan service.

[proper scaffold]

only bandages covered her body

[wintry crane]

BUT.

[proper scaffold]

mk9 sheeva was good too

[coral ruin]

They ruined their lore in mk1

[proper scaffold]

kitana changed races in mk9 mk11 and mk1

[wintry crane]

I have 1 character in my sleeve that can outrank mileena, jade and kitana.

[proper scaffold]

mileena is nothing but kitana's tarkatan variation

[wintry crane]

Mai Shirainui.

Just look her up and tell me that I'm not the only one.

She outranks the assassin girls.

[proper scaffold]

she looks like kitana

mehh can't beat jade

[wintry crane]

My counterpoint is: a video.

@proper scaffold I can show you a video that will change your mind.

[lean plank]

Speaking of the women in MK. There is some erotic stuff on the world wide web about them that would make your jaw drop.

[proper scaffold]

sure (maybe)

[proper scaffold]

you don't need to say dat

[coral ruin]

Bro the MKX parody😭

[wintry crane]

I'll send it via dms.

[lean plank]

I'm all for happiness 😊.

[proper scaffold]

i literally saw the mkx parody oh ma god, what they did to mah bro subzyy

[coral ruin]

I’m not getting into details

[lean plank]

Futa vs Dundel

[vale star]

Its a new timeline bruh

[vale star]

Beg ya pardon?

Mk futa is some of the strangest stuff ive seen, especially sheeva😢

[lean plank]

Damn. I didn't know that they had all that energy with the word vs up in there with Sind...

[vale star]

Ong

[lean plank]

You guys wash your hands before interacting here.

[vale star]

💀

[wintry crane]

I sent my proof to Raiden and now he is busy.

[surreal iris]

How we doin people

Fun fact about Oceiros, The Consumed King: while fighting him, he seems to be clutching his chest. This is because despite going mad, he still believes his beloved child, ocelot is with him, even during battle, however he seems to mimic throwing the child away right before going feral signalling that he has truly gone insane!

[lean plank]

Interesting story.

I don't even know who the hell Onaga is though.

[surreal iris]

Oceiros, respectfully. Onaga is the main villain of mortal Kombat deception

Would you like to hear another fact?

[lean plank]

Yessir!

[surreal iris]

During his reign, he was fascinated by Seath the paledrake and his research about immortality, so much so that he wanted to become a dragon himself, encouraging his child, ocelot to do so aswell, however he failed at this task and the king of Lothric slowly turned into a best, being half dragon and half human as a result!

[lean plank]

Damn. Aren't the Shokan half dragon?

[surreal iris]

Yes, something like that

[lean plank]

Sheeva is something else in the bedroom. She slams close the bedroom door with one hand and then...

[surreal iris]

The Twin princes of Lothric we're not a big fan of their father favoring the youngest child, making them turn on the ashen one and the Lothric family alltogether

[lean plank]

Yeah. Player haters go down through history.

Wait a minute here. We're making the persons at NRS blush and shy away from each other.

[maiden sluice]

Woahhh

Black knight is still here

[modest needle]

whats up chat

whats new to mk?

anything interesting?

[dull maple]

no offense

but

[modest needle]

but what joker

[raw herald]

huh for what purpose exactly

real.

yeah, you should've joined in

[dull maple]

white people are

...

[stone hedge]

r u lonely

[stone hedge]

nvm i got it

[torn robin]

Any idea on what the next season pass character gonna be

[vale star]

It was in the inbox, its Klassic Shang Tsung

[torn robin]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

Im defo buying premium

Klassic shang kombat pass and challenge aswell

[forest flax]

Mk11 sindel from the mk11 pack

I’m happy and sad at the same time

[strange vortex]

Why? 😂

[forest flax]

I don’t like sindel at all and idk what she’s good for ;-;

And I’m happy that it was diamond

[strange vortex]

Shield break on tag in, insane damage + slow on her sp2 (if they survive it, that is), weaken on a combo ender, and can interrupt basics with her ability. 25% stun resistance for mk11s and unlockables on all attacks including sp atks

With noob on her side, sp2 after tag in is 99% a death sentence

[raw herald]

well for mk11 team and netherrealm team i suppose

[strange vortex]

She also can fight alone no problem. Very good offense. If she had her epic on, fighting mk11s would be painful

[forest flax]

Oh?

Is that true?

Ik about the tag in

But the rest i didn’t know

[strange vortex]

I mean you can read her passive if you don't know what she's good for

How else would you know and create good teams? 💀

[forest flax]

I just put random sometimes lol

Actually most of the times

The only team I got is just all are scorpions

[raw herald]

yeahh

[forest flax]

Mk11 the strike force and a gold one

Klassic scorpion

[limpid trail]

*Death to All."

-Shinnok

[raw herald]

monke

[forest flax]

I wanna know what’s the best equipment for cos kitana and kung lao

[surreal iris]

Good afternoon everyone!

[slender condor]

It’s morning

[raw herald]

morning

[slender condor]

☕️

[surreal iris]

Here's a fun fact about the Old Demon King: This ancient soul is the last remaining of it's kind. It's very existence hints at a demon society that was once thriving beneath Lothric. Located in the smouldering lake, he's forever bound to said lake and carries his old hammer that is imbued with the remnants of the chaos flame. He's the last one to witness the Chaos of izalith. Pretty cool, right?

[surreal iris]

Timezones exist 😉

[raw herald]

no way really

what is timezones, can i eat them

[surreal iris]

Just sad, honestly

[raw herald]

why are you sad honestly

[surreal iris]

Unnecessary sarcasm

[raw herald]

is it really unnecessary

like why not

[surreal iris]

It doesn't bring anything to a decent conversation

Just puts others down for pointing something out

Thus unnecessary at best, insulting at worst

[raw herald]

pointing something out

oh sorry i didn't actually know timezone actually existed, my bad

[surreal iris]

There it is again

[raw herald]

that's the unnecessary part, no?

saying "timezone exist"

[surreal iris]

No, because someone corrected me saying it's morning

Which would mean it's morning for them but not for me

[raw herald]

then why did you say that lol

fun fact, it's not even morning to me lmao

[surreal iris]

Brother I don't know I'm just here to state fun facts about Fun and interesting characters, can't even do that much I suppose

[raw herald]

i don't care about this brother

because that's not what im pointing at

[surreal iris]

Cool. Others might enjoy reading it

[raw herald]

and so they can

i don't have a problem with it

[surreal iris]

Then why make an attempt at putting me down with excessive sarcasm

I don't get it

[raw herald]

because what you said about timezone

then saying unnecessary sarcasm, yeah right

like people don't know timezones exist

[surreal iris]

I genuinely don't understand your problem right about now

[surreal iris]

I assumed they did. Saying timezones exist just hints at me being in a different one

[raw herald]

then why sad

[surreal iris]

With honestly just sad I meant your attempt at putting others down

[raw herald]

im not even putting others down at all

i mean if you can't stand a simple sarcasm like that lol

[surreal iris]

It's not that I can't stand it, it's that it's generally degrading as you play dumb, implying that I'm dumb?

[raw herald]

??

implying that you're dumb? that's a stretch, i am acting dumb

[surreal iris]

"can I eat them"

[raw herald]

did you read what i even say

lmao

[maiden sluice]

That should've made it obvious that he was joking, no?

[surreal iris]

This isn't going anywhere

[surreal iris]

Not joking, no

[raw herald]

it is a joke

[surreal iris]

Sure, why not.

[maiden sluice]

yes, joking

[raw herald]

lmao

[surreal iris]

Ok

[raw herald]

meh

[tidal hatch]

Nice chat

I went back a bit for context

[raw herald]

lol

[tardy fulcrum]

hi lads

[dusty hornet]

Mate

[neon lava]

Leave music alone pls 🙏

[vale star]

❓

[neon lava]

Don't question mark me :v

[topaz wren]

convo above

[raw herald]

nah it's fine

[vale star]

Stfu, cuz idk what's going on

[topaz wren]

[neon lava]

Read

[raw herald]

damn that's heavy lol

[vale star]

I just got here

@neon lava

[topaz wren]

so why u tellin them to stfu

[vale star]

Lol idk, I just woke up

[raw herald]

oh you woke up grumpy?

[vale star]

No

[raw herald]

oh

[vale star]

I'm still drinking my coffee

[proper scaffold]

''death comes for all.''- noob saibot

[neon lava]

"Hey! I'm not the noob here." - Johnny Cage

[wise solar]

Anyone else can’t log on to your account? Like even if you try to reset password the email doesn’t get sent ether??

[neon lava]

This challenge mode is 🗑 🚮

[neon lava]

Nope

[wise solar]

You on iOS?

[neon lava]

Android

[raw herald]

free souls though

and maybe even dragon krystals

[wise solar]

Well then rip me

[neon lava]

Dispel debuff is trash 😠

[neon lava]

How progressed was your account

[raw herald]

only good when you need it lmao

[neon lava]

If you didnt make much progress just start over

[harsh hazel]

Hello

I am of Argentina but know speak english

[neon lava]

Alright hello 👋 ☺️

[stone hedge]

i just got friendshiped on by boss jade wtf

[vale star]

She did 2 sp2s

And then got friendship

Cuz for some reason she has both

Cuz it's brutalize so she can do brut and fs

[neon lava]

Lol

[near edge]

you down to get freaky?

[near edge]

im just a freak my fault

[lean plank]

Hell yeah.

[raw herald]

hell yeah

[lean plank]

Yes'm

[true hound]

We know

[lean plank]

There is no fault in being a freak.

[near edge]

i didnt take a pill in ibeza but i took a plan B in a gas station if that counts

[neon lava]

Lil freaky

[lean plank]

A sexual freak.

[true hound]

💀 bro..

[raw herald]

a deviant

[neon lava]

A freak

[near edge]

im into this one.

[true hound]

Ina gas station to is crazy

[near edge]

i dont play roblox i play freakblox

[true hound]

Ok

[neon lava]

Super freak

[lean plank]

Y'all probably don't remember the time that the Italians created the dance called the freak. Women would throw one of their legs around ol' boy and act a fool on the dance floor.

[near edge]

𝐼'𝓂 𝐹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎

[near edge]

i do, still do it to this day

[true hound]

＊•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚　˚•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚＊‧͙⁺˚･༓☾　☽༓･˚⁺‧͙

[near edge]

does that mean you gonna get 𝐹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎??

[lean plank]

I wish.

[true hound]

Why dose bro wish that

[raw herald]

i wish for what

[lean plank]

Speaking of Italians, watch the movie 🎥 All Ladies Do It.

[true hound]

I mean I can't really talk bc I'd do the same

[lean plank]

Awesome movie 🍿.

[true hound]

All ladies do it? Damn I'm getting layed

[lean plank]

It's a masterpiece.

[raw herald]

getting lays

[near edge]

im down to get real freaky. i can come inspect your car, potentially get a rim job done for you

[true hound]

💀

[lean plank]

They celebrate the part of a woman that is most important, the bum. @raw herald

[true hound]

Yea

[raw herald]

lmao

[lean plank]

We love it.

[true hound]

First person to take jade out gets 500dk in 5 days

Not a saying

It's a promise

[raw herald]

we? who's we? there is no we

[lean plank]

I'm referring to all of us.

[topaz wren]

on a date?

[near edge]

not me im into dudes but i feel like thats respectable

[lean plank]

I recall a woman who said that I got a nice ass.

[true hound]

Yes

[raw herald]

it can be any woman

[lean plank]

But she declined to toss my salad but it is still memorable.

[near edge]

allow me to be the second opinion

throw that sh back on me ugandian trowel horse style

[true hound]

💀

Bro is desperate for s3x

[lean plank]

Lol. Alrighty then.

Let me jump into a cold shower.

It's some grown persons up in here.

[final shard]

are there any discounted packs that are coming soon?

[lean plank]

(seeing that NRS is headquartered in Chi-Raq, I have to be careful not to say folks or peoples).

[raw herald]

you can say anything

[topaz wren]

how soon do you expect

because we do know that flames of summer might be coming

cuz well it’s almost summer

[raw herald]

when they arrive, they will come

[topaz wren]

it’s a great pack, scorpions and lius, featuring some shirai ryu tower gear

[lean plank]

Those two organizations were awesome rivals with decent enough men and women on both sides. Then came the busters from the belly of the beast.

[near edge]

no im just into men

[halcyon ivy]

He wasn't like this b4

[near edge]

i got freaked. sorry guys

i nee rehabilitation

[lean plank]

It's okay. What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.

[halcyon ivy]

U js might

[near edge]

oh im liking you more and more by the minute. any more tension and im gonna jump out of my window and land directly into your lap

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[lean plank]

I'll catch you.

[near edge]

we gon start kissing?

[near edge]

ready for that new xeno update? no freak sh.

[lean plank]

I don't know about all that. Are your lips 👄 full?

[halcyon ivy]

a new update is coming?

[near edge]

fat for a white boy.

[near edge]

oh yeah, new dlc with insane new chars

Fu perfected his supervillain form

[halcyon ivy]

when it come out?

[lean plank]

I love fat lips.

[near edge]

gives it to vegeta and ssjr goku B

[near edge]

25th? i think

[near edge]

im kind of a biter tho be wary of that

[lean plank]

Sounds interesting.

[halcyon ivy]

knight what happened to the goth girls

[near edge]

interesting in the way gengis Khan is

[topaz wren]

what if instead of CallMeVerball they were called CallMeFreakall

[near edge]

they call me FruityLoopz round these parts

[halcyon ivy]

^

[near edge]

but i guess you could call me freakyloopz

same part of the chess piece if you ask me

[raw herald]

what kind of chess piece

[lean plank]

God gave man dominion over everything down here on earth. Stop letting Satan steal your position away from you.

[near edge]

man i hate opm with a passion, its only good when saitama is a gag character

[halcyon ivy]

no thanks

[halcyon ivy]

I dont hate it