💬-general

[jovial delta]

Hard challenges make hard men

[inner tusk]

And skarlet we don’t know what she looks like under the mask in mk9 but I’m sure she is pretty under the mask

[jovial delta]

Wait what

[inner tusk]

Wut

[halcyon ivy]

i think mkx tournament mileena and mk11 was the best

[halcyon ivy]

skarlet

[wintry crane]

Mai Shiranui

[tender sorrel]

Well MKX Tournament skin is top tier too

[jovial delta]

What female and male has the biggest gyat

[inner tusk]

Mk11 mileena looks the most normal after I get over her Dora the explorer hair

[halcyon ivy]

whaaa

[wintry crane]

She is missing the tan

[inner tusk]

The way she looks and moves is where I cross the line

[halcyon ivy]

in what game

[jovial delta]

Here

[halcyon ivy]

in what game

[inner tusk]

WTH is a gyat

[jovial delta]

[halcyon ivy]

mkx tournament looks good

[halcyon ivy]

uh

[jovial delta]

[wintry crane]

Mai Shainui from kof
Terry Bogard from kof

[halcyon ivy]

reptile tell him

[jovial delta]

Girl your yknow thick

[halcyon ivy]

[inner tusk]

Any mileena that doesn’t look like Dora as her default costume im a fan of

[jovial delta]

For zattera!

[wintry crane]

Mk9 mileena

Her flesh pits costume

[inner tusk]

Def not any of the mk9 chicks bc even with the revealing clothing they got some tiny asses

[halcyon ivy]

LMAO

[jovial delta]

LMAOOO

[robust scaffold]

use mods

[inner tusk]

Def not mk11 kitana with her pancake ass

[halcyon ivy]

?

[inner tusk]

I gotta buy steam key

[white pine]

XD

[jovial delta]

Mk mobile ronin takeda gyaat

[wintry crane]

Do you think sheeva has to manually put her straps on

[inner tusk]

I say mk1 kitana she got cake

[jovial delta]

Like look at that gyat

[halcyon ivy]

whattt..

[robust scaffold]

🤫

[inner tusk]

Maybe

[halcyon ivy]

where can i get this mod

[white pine]

Mk1 Mileena you mean

[jovial delta]

Search on coolmathgames

[wintry crane]

Why is Bo Rai Cho so fat

[inner tusk]

I want too🥴

[jovial delta]

Because you're gay

[halcyon ivy]

DAM

[inner tusk]

Yes her too

[wintry crane]

Only for the homies

[halcyon ivy]

anyone know?

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[wintry crane]

Her cheek bones look funny

[inner tusk]

[mighty cypress]

Just wait until Jade

[jovial delta]

He drinks alcohol

[mighty cypress]

If she releases as a DLC or something

[wintry crane]

She pulls up with her mk9 fit too

[robust scaffold]

possible, beer belly gives him strength

[jovial delta]

He drinks mk dragon piss

[white pine]

I still prefer Revenant Jade over the human.

[inner tusk]

YES THATS THE ISSUE WITH TANYA, MILEENA, AND KITANA THEY GOT WEIRD CHEAK BONES

[wintry crane]

Delicious
Large
Crocidile

[jovial delta]

Really rare

[mighty cypress]

You're cancelled

[halcyon ivy]

lMAOO

[wintry crane]

DUDE I GOTTA DM YOU SMT

[jovial delta]

Nah, I prefer the game

[wintry crane]

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ME UNTIL I SHOW YOU

[jovial delta]

sigma face

[inner tusk]

Can we get klassic kitana in mk1 and please don’t give her those diaper ass looking leotards from mk11

[jovial delta]

We need noob in mk1

[white pine]

Ahhhh!! Gets canceled

[jovial delta]

Like it or not

[jovial delta]

Don't post this on twitter

[inner tusk]

If they add klassic kitana I want it to look like mkx kitana not whatever tf mk11 klassic kitana is supposed to be with her woman diaper

[halcyon ivy]

hottest mk11 character?

[jovial delta]

Mk11 story kitana gyat

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[halcyon ivy]

i mean the she does have that krushing blow

[jovial delta]

Sthu

[inner tusk]

Mk11 kitana has a pancake ass doe

[jovial delta]

Dont make me think of it

[halcyon ivy]

LMAO

[jovial delta]

Little me is gonna wake up

[halcyon ivy]

WADAFUK

[wintry crane]

I sent jacob a reality check on mkx

[inner tusk]

I want her to do that to me as my skull breaks

[jovial delta]

What the he-

[wintry crane]

Do you think she showers

[jovial delta]

People when they see the krushing blow:

[halcyon ivy]

i like skarlet the most out of all the female characters ngl

[inner tusk]

I’m kidding lol hell no I don’t want to break my skull just to get some ass in my face

[inner tusk]

I don’t think there’s showers in outworld

She probably smells like sewer water

[jovial delta]

She will suck the australia's blood sausage

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[wintry crane]

Would you care for me sausage?

[tender sorrel]

Do not disrespect my girl Skarlet

[jovial delta]

Yes

[inner tusk]

“Wanna grab me sausa-“

[jovial delta]

Its long and hars

[halcyon ivy]

skarlet js better

[jovial delta]

Wait what

[halcyon ivy]

.....

[white pine]

OK ok let's settle it with a vote

Best MK female

Skarlet
Jade
Kitana
Mileena

[inner tusk]

Agreed

[wintry crane]

@halcyon ivy can i dm you smt

[jovial delta]

Neither, the game is the best

[inner tusk]

Skarlet mk9 hottest

[white pine]

KW Skarlet best one.

[wintry crane]

Its very important

[halcyon ivy]

skarlet the best

[halcyon ivy]

alr

[jovial delta]

Bros gonna show it

[halcyon ivy]

kw skarlet and assasin skarlet man

[jovial delta]

The sausage

[inner tusk]

Mk9 skarlet has a very annoying voice but damn she hot🥵

[halcyon ivy]

wrdddd

[mighty cypress]

jade counts as 2 just letting you know

[jovial delta]

Just enjoy the game dawg

[halcyon ivy]

VOTE SKARLET

[white pine]

Don't worry I know that.

[jovial delta]

Think of reptiles huge-

[mighty cypress]

make that 3

[halcyon ivy]

ew

[inner tusk]

Idk if I’d date her she probably would steal blood from me if I slept with her (not in a weird way I mean normal sleep)

[jovial delta]

Mk1 reptile

[wintry crane]

Did you know that bo rai cho has ps1 toes

[halcyon ivy]

i would

idk bout ts tho

[raven harbor]

LIZARD BARAKA IN KRYPT LETSS GOOO

[jovial delta]

Uncircumsized

[halcyon ivy]

stop

[white pine]

MK9 Skarlet worst female in MK9 Kitana or Mileena the best.

[inner tusk]

Id date jade bc she isn’t a blood witch and she still got big cans + she is hot

[wintry crane]

Mk9 sheeva

[halcyon ivy]

WADAFUK

[inner tusk]

Wrong skarlet and Jade are best

[jovial delta]

I am uncircumsized

[halcyon ivy]

NAHHHH

[wintry crane]

Sheeva tho
She fat

[jovial delta]

Sheeva is ugly

[inner tusk]

So he don’t want that skarlet ass? That’s crazy

[halcyon ivy]

wrdd

[wintry crane]

Ignore her face

[white pine]

Hand em all

[jovial delta]

If we were all girls, what male penis would we want

[halcyon ivy]

4 armss

[jovial delta]

Scorpion def

[halcyon ivy]

wha

[wintry crane]

Johnny Cage

[inner tusk]

Fr I hate her and I hate how she spams jump in mk9 I swear she always finds a way to be in the tag tower when i play mk9

[halcyon ivy]

kevin thats gay

[wintry crane]

I have a green glowing wiener

[white pine]

R.I.P to you then

[inner tusk]

Tell me which other chicks besides skarlet wears a thong in mk9

[jovial delta]

Well I am gay

[wintry crane]

Spam tp with scorpion

[halcyon ivy]

what

[jovial delta]

Wait no

[halcyon ivy]

EXPOSED

[wintry crane]

Ill pay you 20

[jovial delta]

NO

[halcyon ivy]

cant

[wintry crane]

If you admit it

[inner tusk]

I spam sheeva against herself

[jovial delta]

I...

Oh fu-

[inner tusk]

Exactly. Well ig Jade kinda wears a thong too but eh skarlets is hotter

[wintry crane]

How do her.... donks not get smushed

[tardy geode]

Alright time to chill down in here

[jovial delta]

Thanks for deleting it

[wintry crane]

Can i call you gary

[tardy geode]

No

[vale star]

Lol

[jovial delta]

Can I call you daddy mod

[inner tusk]

Idk I just hate her and I do Freddy Krueger furnace fatality on her just so she can feel the pain and suffering she put me through

[wintry crane]

Ok gary

[jovial delta]

Please

[halcyon ivy]

fax

[halcyon ivy]

WHATTT

[wintry crane]

I just hate her bc she fat

[inner tusk]

Can I call you “OI JOHN THE MATE”

[halcyon ivy]

daddy mod is crazy

[jovial delta]

What if thats what his user was

[halcyon ivy]

its not tho

[wintry crane]

Is draco a woman

[tardy geode]

No

[jovial delta]

Why

[vale star]

Bro is gonna ban u all

[halcyon ivy]

yes hes lying

shes

[wintry crane]

Yo lemmie smash

[jovial delta]

Draco can you ban me really hard

[halcyon ivy]

LMAOO

[inner tusk]

But but I PLSSS I NEVER CALLED ANYONE OI JOHN THE MATE :(((

[vale star]

Wut

[halcyon ivy]

yall harrassing draco

[jovial delta]

Shut up

[vale star]

Fr

[halcyon ivy]

shush

LMAO

LMAOOO

[wintry crane]

She didnt smash

[jovial delta]

THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY

[tardy geode]

Are we done being weird in here?

[inner tusk]

Bro deleted my post

[jovial delta]

No draco

[halcyon ivy]

whos we?

[inner tusk]

Maybe (totally not)

[white pine]

What I miss?

[halcyon ivy]

bro.

[mighty cypress]

I won the vote

[white pine]

Fr?!

[jovial delta]

Guus

[halcyon ivy]

no

[wintry crane]

Yknow what else you won?

[inner tusk]

Alr guys scorpion is the hottest Mk character bc he uses fire powers and is from hell therefore he is officially the hottest

[halcyon ivy]

so does liu kang

[mighty cypress]

Jade 3 skarlet 1

[halcyon ivy]

cap

[inner tusk]

He isn’t from hell tho therefore he isn’t the hottest

[white pine]

Confirmed Jade is the best MK female.

[wintry crane]

Do you think kabal and perform fast in other ways

[jovial delta]

You know what I lost?

My v-

[halcyon ivy]

stop

[halcyon ivy]

yooooooooooo

[vale star]

Bro wym?

[jovial delta]

Like cooking

[inner tusk]

Anyone find it funny how some mk X rays break the opponent’s skulls twice in the same X ray?💀💀💀

[jovial delta]

Ahahhaah, no.

[white pine]

Iike who?

[mighty cypress]

Scorpion

[inner tusk]

Mk9 kitana, kintaro, etc

[craggy bay]

They built different

[jovial delta]

Cool pfp rie

[wintry crane]

Can he or can he not be a delivery boy

[final karma]

Yes some of them stand and continue fighting after then as well

[craggy bay]

Thanks

[vale star]

Ye

[wintry crane]

Since he is fast

[halcyon ivy]

💀

what

[jovial delta]

I am fast too

[inner tusk]

And shao Kahn from mk9 steps on your skull and breaks it then he head butts you and the skull breaks again

[vale star]

Heh

[halcyon ivy]

kraken reptile

[jovial delta]

Can I see

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[inner tusk]

Fr you could break every bone in their body and they would get up as if nothing happened and they’d have the same athletic abilities they had before

[vale star]

[halcyon ivy]

.

FR

[jovial delta]

Jacob with the roblox pfp:

[halcyon ivy]

kraken reptile gotta be the ugliest mf

[inner tusk]

Roblox is good game

[wintry crane]

Nintendo Mileena:

[craggy bay]

Takeda is the most mid character

[vale star]

Stop

[halcyon ivy]

i hate takeda ngl

💀

[wintry crane]

I paid 20 dollsrs for him so

[halcyon ivy]

WHAT

[wintry crane]

I took him

[inner tusk]

Nahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thas crazy

[wintry crane]

I meant it when in that dialogue

[halcyon ivy]

dam all the messages gettin deleted

reptile ugly

[wintry crane]

Yknow what else is getting deleted?

[white pine]

Guys I think we can stop this conversation now.

[halcyon ivy]

what

[wintry crane]

My human rights 😔

[halcyon ivy]

[wintry crane]

Do you think jax sniffs his arms?

Its true

I was there

[inner tusk]

Does jax arms hurt when he gets X ray’d

[topaz wren]

yall ever play scorpion in mkx and go JFP 2 1 4 DB3 2 1 4 DB3 MB RC 21 BF2 JFP F4 DB4 2 1 DB1 RC B141 DB2

[topaz wren]

I guess so

[craggy bay]

I agree

[halcyon ivy]

frfr

[topaz wren]

in the story mode when sindel was stepping on his arms he was def feeling it

[wintry crane]

Yknow what he wont feel?

[white pine]

Spam with panic yes but in MK1 I actually got combos.

[topaz wren]

his lungs when he smokes?

[wintry crane]

No

These almonds

[halcyon ivy]

@jovial delta

[wintry crane]

Klassic jax shouldnt be a diamond

[magic moss]

Well too bad

[wintry crane]

What is bro useful for anyway

[magic moss]

He's actually pretty good with his equipment

[halcyon ivy]

kano..

[inner tusk]

I think he died when I said he was a gay fem boy with no b!tches

[wintry crane]

Good point

[inner tusk]

BRUTALITY

[wintry crane]

Kano is useless

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[inner tusk]

Kano is dogshit

[wintry crane]

His nuts exploded

[halcyon ivy]

fr

[inner tusk]

💀

[wintry crane]

Because i did my xray on him

He tried to counter me and i parried with my xray

And it was a total of 4 nut punches

[inner tusk]

Kano is just a play thing he is a punching bag that only exists to get in the way of the protagonists and then gets completely pushed to the side every time bc he is truely that pathetic

[wintry crane]

Now he has marraccas in his jeans

[wintry crane]

Striker is better

[inner tusk]

Kevin got muted guys

[halcyon ivy]

ik

[wintry crane]

Rip

[halcyon ivy]

i wonder why

[wintry crane]

I sent kevin a pic of bo rai chos toes

[inner tusk]

Imma go play Mk mobile now

[magic moss]

Kano is koming to mk1 in kombat pack 2 btw

I wonder if they'll make him evil for the 1776th time

[halcyon ivy]

im gettin tired of kano

[magic moss]

Also noob saibot is koming too

[halcyon ivy]

W

[magic moss]

fun fact noob saibot was named that after the creators but put their names backwards

Boon=noob
Tobias=saibot

[cold trout]

Very nice

[halcyon ivy]

[cold trout]

Fun fact: the support team is ai generated for ban appeals 👍

[wintry crane]

This is gonna sound so disrespectful but there is no other way to put it

[halcyon ivy]

wouldnt be surprised

[magic moss]

offense taken

[wintry crane]

Why is noob saibot RGB color 0,0,0

[magic moss]

because

Shadows

[cold trout]

He can say it now tho

[wintry crane]

Kevin told me to dont forget him

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[magic moss]

you guys are too komfortable in this server honestly

[halcyon ivy]

#justiceForKevin

[magic moss]

Talking too much trash

[halcyon ivy]

LMAO

[magic moss]

I must consult with the elder mods.

[halcyon ivy]

AY

[wintry crane]

And if you forget him

[wintry crane]

Raiden can solo every universe

But he must consult witn the elder gods

He told me that "i will throw green snow balls at you at speedd you cannot match"
-Kevin

[magic moss]

no

normal raidren kant

[small sail]

May the elder gods forgive you

[magic moss]

dark raiden will absolutely decimate anyone

[halcyon ivy]

punk cassie cage - diamond Dark raiden - gold

[small sail]

Yeah

[wintry crane]

May the elder gods be with you

[small sail]

Ihate punk cassie cage

[wintry crane]

Punk hobo vs edgy lighting

[pearl echo]

I ain't walking into any of this

[small sail]

[halcyon ivy]

[glass spade]

and noob

[halcyon ivy]

baraka..

[magic moss]

🗿

[glass spade]

noob CANONICALLY hasnt won a fight in the story

[halcyon ivy]

baraka gets bullied every game

[magic moss]

I like how dark raiden was hyped up for so long and then in mk11 he stayed for 1 chapter and got erased

like why ..

Wasted potential

Dark raiden vs shao kahn would have been dope

[wintry crane]

How much does goto weigh

Goro*

[pearl echo]

Because those fancy effects on raiden would've cost too much

[glass spade]

a few tons at least

[robust scaffold]

at least 1 pound

[pearl echo]

That's overkill

[small sail]

The only reason I hate liu kang in mk11 is bcz he let all his friends d i e

[magic moss]

I wish they make a dark raiden skin in mk1 with Richard as the voice actor

[glass spade]

hes 8 ft 2

[pearl echo]

Well in that case he's probably about 750-1000 kilos, 1-1.5 tons.

[magic moss]

Well it was that or keep the timeline where everyone was murdered going

[pearl echo]

Not above 1500

That'd be like, way too much.

[wintry crane]

Why is he so fat

He needs to lay off the outword mcdonalds

[glass spade]

liu kang doesnt have complete control he would have eventually went insane like raiden or kronika trying to get the perfect timeline

[pearl echo]

He's lean so i'd not be surprised if he was under a ton

[robust scaffold]

is it fat or muscle?

[wintry crane]

He aboutta get diabetes or smt

[pearl echo]

Muscle

[wintry crane]

Bofaem

[magic moss]

Goro actually weighs 550lbs

[small sail]

Ye but like he was watching everyone die

[pearl echo]

Blud is a powerlifter

[magic moss]

Or 249 kg

[rich canyon]

Guys fusion 1 mk11 scarlet or f0 mk11 liu kang

[robust scaffold]

need someone to measure Goro's body fat percentage. @wintry crane you do it since you ask.

[magic moss]

Liu kang

[wintry crane]

Liu kant

[magic moss]

Skarlet is hot garbage

[glass spade]

it was gonna be more had he not killed shang tsung

[wintry crane]

Bet

[low mural]

does anyone know the chance of getting diamond jason from ads

[wintry crane]

Ill dm you the results

[pearl echo]

No longer exists

[small sail]

I don't

[rich canyon]

2days 30levels

[glass spade]

i got lvl 30 in one day (i have nothing else)

[rich canyon]

İm sure u look like ur profile picture bro

[wintry crane]

Turns out he is both fat and a weighlifter

[rich canyon]

Jk

[glass spade]

im joking brother

[rich canyon]

Okey

[magic moss]

yeah goro is 249kg and buff as hell somehow

[dusty hornet]

How

[magic moss]

I would rather use klassic goro over mk11 skarlet

[robust scaffold]

I gain around 600+ levels in 2 hours.

[shadow hearth]

I got 1600 hearts in krypt today trying ro get that action movie tower piece

[versed lichen]

MK11 Liu Kang might need a nerf

He is too plus on all his combo strings

Plus that block breaker debuff is ridiculous and it cannot be dispelled.

[halcyon ivy]

u get all 50 on a boss u block breaking them pretty much every time

[versed lichen]

I don't use him that much because he is low fusion for me but I noticed each time I face him, he is hard to recover from and be safe against

[robust scaffold]

if the boss doesn't get CTE first

[peak bramble]

can klassic kano be a one man army like?

[versed lichen]

His crushing blow also shield breaks, so it's the perfect debuff to pair with his block breaker

[peak bramble]

@halcyon ivy omukade

[vale star]

Hey Guys

[halcyon ivy]

yea

[peak bramble]

klassic kano still good?

[vale star]

Hey bro

[halcyon ivy]

yea hes a good gold

[halcyon ivy]

Elloo

[peak bramble]

he can take 3 characters like or he is just good like

[vale star]

Can yu make me a acc

[halcyon ivy]

na im pretty sure thats against the rules

[halcyon ivy]

wym

[dry terrace]

wtf

[vale star]

I need a new acc

[peak bramble]

@halcyon ivy i mean he can destroy if he have righ teams and items

[vale star]

My acc got stoked by my friend

@dry terrace

[halcyon ivy]

yh

any character can

[robust scaffold]

any character can be good

with the right team and items

[peak bramble]

ok thank you guys

[robust scaffold]

my level 800 monk with a simple sword can beat any fatal tower battle 200 in under 2 seconds

[peak bramble]

haha

[robust scaffold]

time could be lower if he has robes, but I forgot to equip that

[peak bramble]

hahah yeah give him divine rapier like in dota

+300 damage

[lost grove]

monk underrated fr

[peak bramble]

haha

[lost grove]

imagine despising a sensei

[robust scaffold]

imagine thinking monk is "just a bronze character"

[vale star]

He is

[robust scaffold]

and that is why monk doesn't help you

you didn't believe

[versed lichen]

@lost grove When Earthrealm tower start? I heard there would be thee towers in rotation until sometime in Jan 2024

[lost grove]

idk

[robust scaffold]

does it take a client update for a new tower?

[serene tusk]

Ik it but I think you can’t leak

[robust scaffold]

or nah?

[lost grove]

no

[robust scaffold]

cool

[vale star]

Shush people

[lost grove]

have a feeling next tower might be dark queen

that mf hasn’t come out for long

bro im TURKISH FR 😎💪🇹🇷

[robust scaffold]

when is the monk tower coming out?

[serene tusk]

Am I able to leak when Earthrealm dropping?

[mellow spindle]

I'm MONK

[lost grove]

turkuz biz lan as bayraglari 🇹🇷

[robust scaffold]

no unless you are Detective Monk from the hit TV show Monk

[vale star]

😂

[dry terrace]

🇬🇷

GYROS

[lost grove]

döner 🇹🇷

[dry terrace]

gyros better

all personal prefference

[lost grove]

döner better. personal preference

[dry terrace]

🤝

[robust scaffold]

uranium better. personal preference

[dry terrace]

no

keep yourself safe

[north ibex]

1912-1913

😄

[robust scaffold]

@halcyon ivy is the only way to get ascension cards from the kombat pass?

[halcyon ivy]

Tbh I have no idea the whole ascension thing is kinda new to me since I never really ascended a card or anything but im pretty sure u can get them in a diff way

[vale star]

yes

[inner tusk]

hey

[inner tusk]

what do ascension cards even do?

[mellow spindle]

Shaorma better

[hot ibex]

At f15 golds can perform brutality

Assuming you have the brut gear

[inner tusk]

whaaaaat

wait fusion 15?

theres no fusion 15

theres only fusion x

[hot ibex]

Some golds can ascend to f15

[acoustic nacelle]

I want to sleep 😭

[inner tusk]

ur not allowed fool

[acoustic nacelle]

I know Im doing math homework at god damn 2 am

[inner tusk]

i hate homework

[hot ibex]

Hanzo, dark raiden, kcjc/sonya, slasher jason, mournful kitana, aftershock tremor

[acoustic nacelle]

Its for my future uni

[hot ibex]

And later this update: grandmaster subzero

[acoustic nacelle]

6 more months till tests start and im preparing

[lost grove]

what if it’s turkish too 💀

or whole middle eastern precisely

[mellow spindle]

I'm Romanian

[mellow spindle]

It is Turkish

[lost grove]

ye

meat in general is fire actually

[mellow spindle]

Shaorma with Jin best

[lost grove]

L vegan teacher

[mellow spindle]

Frrrrr

[robust scaffold]

so if there is no extra way to get these ascension upgrade cards, does this mean future kombat passes may be repeats? Like next Halloween, Slasher Jason kombat pass may come back.

[signal jolt]

@raw herald I'm at 200 on ryu tower

I killed scorpion but idk about the Liu kangs

The healings messing me up

[hot ibex]

You can get ascension lvl up cards only from passes

[robust scaffold]

right, but that would mean if I started on Season 7 then I will never get enough ascension cards to upgrade those in the past Seasons if every Season has a unique character.

[hot ibex]

The thing is

[robust scaffold]

unless I skip some Seasons

[hot ibex]

Ascension lvl up cards aren't tied to the featured characters

You can use the ascension lvl up cards on any gold that can ascend

[robust scaffold]

right but if I wanted to max ascend every ascenable character, I would need a time machine.

so I could start at Season 1

[hot ibex]

Yup

[robust scaffold]

unless the featured characters repeat

man, this makes me want to quit again

[hot ibex]

I doubt that the characters would repeat

[signal jolt]

Hi azzet

[lost grove]

hi

[robust scaffold]

at least until they run out of golds

then they have to introduce new golds or discontinue kombat pass

[oblique pewter]

yo can anyone help me with 5000 souls, I re downloaded the app a few times and now I can’t get 5000 souls again

anyone help?

Preciate the help 💀

[halcyon ivy]

It's a chance for it

[oblique pewter]

Wdym a chance

what j one chance

[halcyon ivy]

Like ur not gonna get the pack all the time sometimes u get no pack

And other times u get a diff pack

[oblique pewter]

ah okay cheers man

[halcyon ivy]

🫡

[oblique pewter]

@halcyon ivy answer priv

[peak bramble]

i didnt lose any faction wars battle with k kano

[atomic cloak]

mk11 fujin and mk11 raiden against boss battles slap

literally so good

[wintry crane]

In mkx when shinnok is corrupting the jensei

It looks like he is pooping in it

[atomic cloak]

wth 😂

[wintry crane]

You dont believe me?

I will bring up the clip rn

Im watching vman rn and it actually looks like shinnok is leaving a massive turd in the jensei

[atomic cloak]

can we talk about which is better?
MK9, MKX, MK11, or MK1?

[wintry crane]

Mk9

[atomic cloak]

it is easily mkx fun wise 😊

[wintry crane]

Ill give you 1 reason

The outfits

[atomic cloak]

MKX got FIRE outfits

[wintry crane]

Mkx because it has jason voorhees

And jason solos no diff

[atomic cloak]

and predator, triborg, the horror characters, ermac, erron black, scorpion, sub zero, kitana

[wintry crane]

Counterpoint
Flesh Pits mileena

[atomic cloak]

quan chi, reptile, johnny cage, literally perfect roster

[wintry crane]

You are forgeting someone

[atomic cloak]

besides jacqui briggs and kung jing 😞

[acoustic nacelle]

Guys im going strong

[atomic cloak]

takeda?

[wintry crane]

Takeda and Erron

[atomic cloak]

i said erron

[wintry crane]

Oh ye
But u forgot takeda

And takeda is an S tier

[tardy fulcrum]

how

[wintry crane]

There is no discussion about it

[tardy fulcrum]

how is takeda s tier

[wintry crane]

His variants are perfect

Ronin is lasers

[tardy fulcrum]

he kinda fun to play but s tier? Wouldn’t go that high

[wintry crane]

Shirai ryu is basically mini scorpion but with a whip

And lasher is whip²

[atomic cloak]

Jason has the best variations

[wintry crane]

Yo listen

Relentless Jason solos

He is so big that ths characters have to look up

@atomic cloak btw ill dm you the pic of shinnok looking like he leaving a dook in the jensei

[atomic cloak]

ion know if i want that 🤣

[wintry crane]

You do

[vale star]

No sht Jason is like 7 feet 💀

[wintry crane]

You want the pic too?

[vale star]

Yes

[wintry crane]

Aight

[vast fable]

yooo

[wintry crane]

Hey

Bando i have a question

[vale star]

Why are all these horror movie slashers so damn tall?

[wintry crane]

Jason is easily explainabke

Because he is built correctly

He is fear itself

[vale star]

Michael Myers’s is also tall as sht

[wintry crane]

Micheal is dumb asf

[vale star]

He’s deadass 7 feet though

[warm hazel]

Michael is 6'9

[vale star]

Even penny wise is tall

[wintry crane]

He is a zombie

[vale star]

Why they making all horror movie characters tall

We don’t talk about Chucky 💀

[warm hazel]

He's a doll

[vale star]

I’d clap Chucky

[wintry crane]

Chucky is suffering from dwarfism

[vale star]

With my left nut

[warm hazel]

😳

[wintry crane]

And the right nut?

[vale star]

Save it for Jason

(I’m not clapping Jason)

[wintry crane]

Smash or pass
Jason Voorhees (Relentless)

[vale star]

I’d just honestly give up if I saw Jason trynna get me

There is no point in running

[wintry crane]

If you seen the 2009 remake of jason

You are dead in an instant

You are gone

He isnt a zombie but HE IS FASTSR THAN KABAL BRO

[vale star]

I’m clapping Michael myers that slow btch

[wintry crane]

HE CAN RUN AT YOU AT FULL SPEED

[vale star]

Freddy Krueger I’d also kinda just give up

[wintry crane]

Just use pills to prevent dreams

[vale star]

Myers is getting clapped

Jason is just ggs

[wintry crane]

That and if you have some dude next to you to prdvent you dying

Its ez

With Jason.... you signed a death warrant

You are not going to the gulag

[vale star]

Solution: move Out of the towns they come to

It’s so simple yet they never think of it

[halcyon ivy]

Onb

[vale star]

Just move out of that fkng village or whatever that Michael myers comes to 💀

It’s not that hard

Same with pennywise

Same with most

[halcyon ivy]

It's not even like the mfs don't know since they get prepared even tho they js need to move

And then after they stay in the same city bro

[vale star]

Yeah that’s the funniest sht bro

[halcyon ivy]

He had to do it "for Georgie" or wtv his name was

[vale star]

They get prepared for something that can be avoided with a move 😭

If you move country will Jason still find you?

[robust scaffold]

just nuke the city

[tardy fulcrum]

Who r u dude

And myers is immortal, he cannot be killed

[robust scaffold]

the man that is going to clap micheal myers

[vale star]

I sht my pants over these characters when I was a kid untill it hit me that they could never get me cause they only spawn on hyper specific locations on the other side of earth

[halcyon ivy]

Not true

[tardy fulcrum]

Show me

[halcyon ivy]

Watch the movie

[tardy fulcrum]

Nah

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[vale star]

Isn’t Michael Myers’s just some random old btch?

[tardy fulcrum]

Go search it up bud

[halcyon ivy]

Bucko he died

Literally Halloween ends

💀

[tardy fulcrum]

u giving me a headache

[halcyon ivy]

[robust scaffold]

bro all of you are wrong

Pretty much as long as the films keep making money.

They will be rebooting him for our children's children.

[vale star]

When I was like 10 I was scared to go to the bathroom at night cause I was terrified I’d get mauled by fnaf 4 freddy in the hallway

[tardy fulcrum]

what does that even mean wtf

[halcyon ivy]

They said they were done with it

[tardy fulcrum]

u not the only one

[vale star]

Then I realized they only exist in the pizzeria and stopped being scared of them 🗿

[halcyon ivy]

Plus the last movie Halloween ends was ass

[peak bramble]

@halcyon ivy can kl kano beat some diamonds?

[robust scaffold]

those plans can always change 😎

[halcyon ivy]

Yes

[peak bramble]

like who

[halcyon ivy]

Tru

[robust scaffold]

tbh some challenge golds can beat diamonds

[halcyon ivy]

Any character can beat diamonds

[robust scaffold]

trooper can beat cos liu kang

[tardy fulcrum]

fr

cos liu kang got nothing on trooper

[peak bramble]

nice

[robust scaffold]

if I delete the app, I basically just erased all the diamonds

so me > diamonds

[tardy fulcrum]

Well if you made a WB account then no

[tardy fulcrum]

no

[robust scaffold]

erased from the current device

the cloud doesn't count

[peak bramble]

who plays dota?

[robust scaffold]

for now

[tardy fulcrum]

whats daughter

[vale star]

The corniest sht I did as a kid was wake up at about 3 am, then stay up till 6 am cause you know like inthe game at 6 am the animatronics can no longer get you

I deadass did that for months 💀

[tardy fulcrum]

💀 💀

[vale star]

Was looking at both doors left right to make sure they didn’t come in

🪦

I was also terrified that foxy would come out of the closet and maul me

[torn surge]

When is Black Friday sale s

[robust scaffold]

When Black friday comes around

[torn surge]

When’s that again 🥶

[vale star]

November 24

[robust scaffold]

^

[torn surge]

Awesome I’ll have my paycheck by then!!!

Hope tapjoy is x3

[robust scaffold]

not if I take it first 😎

[torn surge]

I’m gonna take you

[robust scaffold]

not if I take myself first

[torn surge]

Fair

[robust scaffold]

stay strong brother, hold your wallet until black friday

[wintry crane]

Only if you are a blood relative

[vale star]

Aight we chillin then

[torn surge]

Is it wise to run kl movie teen in elder krypt

[wintry crane]

Bc it seems that only blood relatives can kill jason

Zombie jason btw

[torn surge]

Jc is f3
Sonya is f2 raiden is f1 lmao

[robust scaffold]

Jason doing live blood test faster than Maury

[wintry crane]

Tommy jarvis killed human jason so

[vale star]

I was more terrified of fnaf than any horror movie stuff when I was a kid tbh

[wintry crane]

Fnaf is overrated and is mostly blinded by nostalgiq

[vale star]

Nah I was also scared shitless of penny wise

[robust scaffold]

in elder krypt, you may have a hard time.

[torn surge]

That’s the only team I got completed 😭😭

And mk11

But like mane

[vale star]

Bro I was shitting bricks over fnaf 4 at night when I was a kid 😭

[pliant canopy]

Is there a game teirlist?

[torn surge]

Me when har har har har har at night with the lights off

[wintry crane]

Thats the only game i fear

[torn surge]

(Some bear showed up in my room door idk)

[wintry crane]

Whenever the bell was turned on my balls shrinked

[pliant canopy]

I got kidney stones my bladder was full in the bed I wouldn't get up because my flashlight was dead

[wintry crane]

Even my balls of steel have fear

And its the fnaf 4 bell

[limpid trail]

Yo

[vale star]

I literally didn’t pee cause I was so scared fnaf 4 Freddy would Maul me by the toilet

[limpid trail]

Just a few more hours for season 8 of this game’s battle pass

[vale star]

Yeah it was terrifying

[wintry crane]

Theres a reason why i always have a full bladder

Even if i dont drink water

I can have a full bladder

[torn surge]

Can someone help me build a good team for this weeks krypt

[vale star]

I low-key still avoid going to the bathroom by night

Try to do it before and not drink to much water

[wintry crane]

2 words

R Kelly

[torn surge]

#🗡-kollection

[vale star]

Freddy still ready to molest me by the bathroom

[vale star]

Sorry bud this chat is kinda dead right now, I don’t know anything about krypt as I don’t have any high level cards and we are talking about how Freddy mauled us as kids

Wait till it’s revived 🗿

You’ll have some real professionals help you

[torn surge]

I don’t care about your discussion I’m asking game related question

[vale star]

Yeah and there’s nobody here to answer that so that’s what I’m saying 😭

[wintry crane]

Just R Kelly on yim

[vale star]

Chat is so dead we are talking about Freddy molesting us as kids

[wintry crane]

Him*

[vale star]

@torn surge just wait for more people to appear and ask again

It’s so dead rn

[wintry crane]

Become R Kelly and piss on freddy

Ez solution

[vale star]

The day I stopped pissing myself over horror characters is when I realised that they are all set on the other side of earth

So even me as a kid understood that even if those mfs exist they could never get me

And then the magic for horror films disappeared 😔

[severe plank]

What do I even do with a F1 klassic goro

[wintry crane]

@vale star imma send you another screensuot

[severe plank]

Like I have him but he's garbage at level 5

[wintry crane]

Krypt fodder

[severe plank]

Does he give bonus ?

[wintry crane]

Krypt Fodder

[severe plank]

Krypt bonus

Does he like give that krypt bonus ?

[wintry crane]

Use him as fodder

It does not need to be explained

[severe plank]

But there's better fodder

Slasher Jason is a way better fodder

[wintry crane]

Even if he can comeback twice

Goro isnt worthy of being in a team

Because hes fat

[severe plank]

Goro comes back only once

[wintry crane]

Still

[severe plank]

He's a way worse unstoppable jason

[wintry crane]

Hes unstoppable jason if he was fat and slower than a snail

[severe plank]

Exactly

He's slow as hell

[wintry crane]

Sp spam

[severe plank]

SP2 with unstoppable makes u hard to kill

[wintry crane]

With unstopabble you can easily basic spam

[severe plank]

And he has Regen on sp2

[wintry crane]

Since he has no cool down for his basic attack

Literally unstopabble

[severe plank]

Fr

But no unblockable

[wintry crane]

Only if you use gear that can break block

If you can blck break and THEN use sp2

You are pretty much set

[severe plank]

Yea I mean slasher Jason has 2 unblockable special attacks

[wintry crane]

Personally since i dont have very op tower and normal gear

I use shuriken since its really good for bb

[severe plank]

I only have 2 F0 epic tower gears

[severe plank]

I just use klassic scorpion and I'm good lol

[wintry crane]

Yknow what else you should use?

These walnuts

[vale star]

Is Dotd eron black still strong?

[cyan mirage]

I use him with the whole dotd

he’s alright

[tardy geode]

Yeah

[vale star]

I have dotd jade

I will try for kitana

[steel zenith]

my dotd eron feels kinda of weak damage wise

is that just because hes low fusion?

[wheat karma]

how greater is his fusion, the more his damage will be

there's level too, he can do a good damage if his level 50

[steel zenith]

I have him at f1 level 30

Im trying to level him up because I got the whole team now

[marble sigil]

What characters are strong from bronze at fusion level 10? Except Kenshi

I kinda have sub zero fusion x and reptile !
Worth to max them at 60?

[steel zenith]

ermac

[raw herald]

what'd you get

[torn surge]

I’m on 200 to

I got 10 shots before before I run out of souls

[vale star]

Hi

[golden kayak]

understandable

[wintry crane]

I will buy you

But first

I gotta eat an apple

[golden kayak]

get your money up not your funny up

[wintry crane]

I already have both

Im just hungry

Anyways what is your favorite type of nuclear launch code

[golden kayak]

cyrax

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-1-mortal-kombat-cyrax-planet-explosion-fatality-gif-16375227386817806065

[wintry crane]

It isnt loading but point taken

Smash or pass
1999 Nissan Skyline GTR R-34

[steel zenith]

Smash

Tight little gas pipe

[wintry crane]

I have a lego gtr skyline near my bookshelf

With a lego Paul Walker

And currently he is defending a couple of plastic bags

[versed lichen]

@raw herald he not gone beat it

Shirai Ryu is too hard for new players

[steel zenith]

Smash

[pure temple]

Make sure there’s no poles around 👀

[wintry crane]

He only has knowledge

[steel zenith]

Just play klassic ermac and die immediately after you get the dot damage

[pure temple]

Good

[wintry crane]

Oh hey blueberry ice

Anyways back on topic

[steel zenith]

kuai's nick name

[wintry crane]

Because your fit is blueberries

Meanwhile your brother is blackberry

Why not

And Hanzo has it worse

Scorched earth

Its that or "Arizona"

I really wanna stroke your beard

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[pure temple]

Ayooo 👀

[wintry crane]

What?

His beard is strokeable

[halcyon ivy]

[wintry crane]

Get overhere blueberry

[halcyon ivy]

💀💀💀

[wintry crane]

Im taking your grandmaster badge so you will be stuck with cryomancer and unbreakable variation

No more ice clone for you

[halcyon ivy]

Idk if I can

[wintry crane]

You are next

[halcyon ivy]

Wadafuk

[wintry crane]

After im done with the ice monkey

You are the next in line to be stroked

And my new name will be the strokinator

[halcyon ivy]

Oh snap I totally forgot to walk my bird gotta go!

[wintry crane]

I have your bird

Why is he so fat

[halcyon ivy]

Idk I gave him too boraicho for a day

Biggest mistake

[wintry crane]

Out of everyonr

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[wintry crane]

Jason is a better option

Reason 1. He got morals

Reason 2. He is quiet (ignoring his footsteps)

Reason 4. He is uge

I have my entire house cleansed

And no ghost can touch me

Because i cant find my way to the kitchen

[vale star]

ok

[near wagon]

On the 9th I'm going to be able to play MK9

[magic moss]

Accurate name

[halcyon ivy]

Damn 💀

[magic moss]

Unfortunately there's like no people playing mk9 online

I think mk9 has the hardest story mode so far

Fighting 4 people in a row without regening health after each fight

Not to mention shao kahn boss

[halcyon ivy]

Agree

[steel zenith]

best story as well

shao kahn actually felt like a boss

[magic moss]

I kinda wanted to see revenant raiden

[steel zenith]

whenever he shouted you suck

[magic moss]

I hated that he could back it up too

Tell you that you suck and starts spamming hammers

[steel zenith]

facts I got so pissed off

I changed the mode to easy ngl

[halcyon ivy]

[snow goblet]

Hola

[magic moss]

Starinsky has dumb advice ngl

[halcyon ivy]

Hola

[snow goblet]

Hola

[halcyon ivy]

What he say?

[magic moss]

" mk11 Sub zero is the worst mk11 character"

[halcyon ivy]

Whahhaaahahahaha

[magic moss]

"You should do only 1 day quests"

such a silly guy

[halcyon ivy]

When he say that

[magic moss]

Idk why he has so much hate for sub zero in this game

[robust scaffold]

sounds like a skill issue

[halcyon ivy]

Fr subzeros good

[magic moss]

I'm gonna deep-fry you

[robust scaffold]

skill issue 😎

[halcyon ivy]

LMAO

[steel zenith]

that would be raiden or kabal imo

[magic moss]

Kap

[halcyon ivy]

I think it's skarlet

[magic moss]

It's skarlet

[steel zenith]

nah

[magic moss]

no discussion needed

[steel zenith]

I love her too much

None of them are really that bad tho

[magic moss]

Your opinions are biased

[halcyon ivy]

I do to but I gotta admit it

[magic moss]

she isn't bad but everyone else is just better

[steel zenith]

what about rain tho

[robust scaffold]

MK11 Geras imo is the worst

[halcyon ivy]

💀

[robust scaffold]

he is so bad, he isn't in the game

[steel zenith]

geras had a glow up tho

[halcyon ivy]

Hey I like geras

[robust scaffold]

in MK1, yes

[untold lava]

Should I only use my level up cards when my characters are almost maxed

[magic moss]

Facts mk11 geras is still lost in the blood sea so the devs haven't gotten him in the game yet

[magic moss]

At level 40 and above yes

[untold lava]

Ok ty

[robust scaffold]

but he said he got out cause a leviathan mistook him for food

[magic moss]

That's when it becomes hard to level them up

[magic moss]

I know

I'm just saying that since they refuse to add him

[robust scaffold]

rip

[untold lava]

I’m prolly gonna use 10 on my MK11 Scorpion when he’s level 40 to get it over with

[magic moss]

They will probably skip mk11 geras and go straight for mk1 geras

[robust scaffold]

MK1 geras though is the best of all the MK1 mobile character, he is so good he isn't in the game.

[steel zenith]

another smoke is going to come first I bet

[halcyon ivy]

I hope smoke is cool

[robust scaffold]

I hope, smoke is cool

[halcyon ivy]

Yes

[austere quail]

Where there’s smoke

[halcyon ivy]

Buff all skarlets

[austere quail]

There’s fire

[robust scaffold]

smokeless fire 👀

[magic moss]

Where there's water there's ice

[austere quail]

I’m kidding, not my line

Your eyes deceive you

That’s better

[magic moss]

What

[robust scaffold]

Buff all Triborgs

[magic moss]

Buff all bo rai chos

[steel zenith]

agree

[halcyon ivy]

Buff shao Kahn

[robust scaffold]

have them combine together

[steel zenith]

no like actually tho

shao khan is so slow

[magic moss]

Make his brutality work on bosses

[vale star]

Ngl I don't feel the urge to grind Krypt for the stunt buddies lol

[robust scaffold]

that would be great

[limpid trail]

Shaolin Fist Kung Lao wears the same outfit as he did in Shaolin Monks

[robust scaffold]

grind for lizard?

[vale star]

Even though one of my mains is Kombat Kup Johnny cage

[halcyon ivy]

Fr shao Kahn was so op as a boss but in mk11 and mk mobile as a playable character he's ass

[steel zenith]

I thought that was mk 9

[robust scaffold]

it happens to all boss characters once they join your team 😎

[magic moss]

Nah mk9 kung Lao is the shaolin master one

[halcyon ivy]

They lose 90% of power

[robust scaffold]

then the next boss character kills the former boss character

the cycle continues

[halcyon ivy]

Shinnok is also ass

[vale star]

I would have him at F1 if I did but how many fusions until he's viable?

[steel zenith]

shinnok wasnt a good boss tho

[robust scaffold]

that idk

[steel zenith]

shao khan acutally won sometimes

[vale star]

It's just Krypt is hella boring tbh lmao

[robust scaffold]

hmm, I actually think he is decent

[halcyon ivy]

I remember playing mk vs DC trying to get the lava shao Khan forgot whatever name he had

[robust scaffold]

both of them

[halcyon ivy]

Lava shao Khan was actually prob the hardest boss I've fought

[robust scaffold]

just need to have some block breaker equipment

[halcyon ivy]

Better then challenges

[vale star]

I just do FW

[steel zenith]

challenges are more rewarding for most people tho

krypt is too much of a grind and takes good characters