#[closed] ꒰🌙꒱ 𝐤𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖆'𝖘 𝐤𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓
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WOOOOO CHEWNA BEAN JACKET POTATOES
Can like another garlic get you
the rice is alrdy in the pot w it with the lid on 
Let’s see if you’re asleep by 4 am

Get some jellied eels with parsley juice 
Wtf is that
Idk ask london 
I just want to go home 😭
This isn’t a thing as far as I’m concerned
Anyways I am very likely going Japan
They don’t represent me
Ppl apparently drown them in liquor (parsley juice/sauce/soup)
WHAT IS THIS 😭 😭
YES IT IS
It’s a psy op from the Americans
what are yall eating over there 😭
Okay THIS ISN’T REAL
what is it with the bri'ish and not serving fish properly
jellied eels, stewed eels, toad in the hole
This is propaganda wtf
Victims of consumerism
even she's confused
resident evil food 💔
when i found out some shops purposefully dont season their mashed potatoes to be traditional 💔
Okay THIS ISNT AHHSBJXKFMRMDKC
Not my culture
I’m Bolivia
eels deserve to be roasted and marinated by unagi sauce 
Never tried but I’ll trust the resident Japanese
That looks good asf
Is anyone down to play SV at any point in the near future ?
Ok I want
yeah for shiny Paradox 
perhaps :0
I need it for blueberry quests 🥀 🥀
Cause regionals are coming up I’m running low on time
And so I need to finish those rq
also get ready for absolute humidity
but its fun cuz summer festivals
Are they like daily ?
I would love to go like really
White girl got scared by garlic 🥀
depends every year, last yr we got a heat wave 42C
Oh I don’t mind the heat i meant the festivals 😭
you brits are scared of salt 🥀
White brits I’m BOLIVIAN
I have to also spend it with my family how much can I cram into one day

most we gotta take a train for kyoto/osaka, kyoto holding a month long, osaka end of july 
Okay okay I want to do all that
My money is gonna evaporate
imma grill u some the next time i go to 'merica 
She don’t like flavour
WHAT
ohno is kiana from the states where bbq is considered too salty
Closest thing I got was a Korean bbq in central
I will see 
Burgers ?
Never had a corndog
koreans love sugar in absolutely EVERYTHING
Noted 
ru talking abt me 😭 😭
korean food is a bit overrated since everything stems from gochujang, kimchi, and sugar
im cooking rn i cant keep up
Yes you said “salt is too spicy I like a little hot water.”
adiel said ur allergic to bbq
???????
the other day i watched someone season ham with WATER
WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT
WAIT I SAW THAT
I WAS SO CONFUSED
It’s in your soul , you don’t do flavour
i dont wanna be hearing ts from someone in london 😭
bring back kiana's viet side, they actually have banger food
Okay maybe I am an ignorant tourist
i love kbbq, american bbq is ok - the taste is good but i feel sickly eating it
Can I buy like a kimono or whatever for those festivals (don’t grill me I am curious)😭
it's so heavy
She said salt should only be in the sea 🥀 🥀
That’s why you short 
combined with the lack of water intake it's perfect
ur gon have to wear a yukata (a type of kimono) worn during summer season, else youd die and yes everyone no matter their ethnicity can wear em 
Nah tbh I have way too much salt
Okay okay I’m going to buy one there
And then Pokemon store
I’m bringing a massive bag it’s so over
Drink.
im conflicted whether to have adiel go on this canon tourist experience of being scammed by overpriced yukatas or bring him to a racist grandma who may smack him a bunch of times while measuring his ahh for one
Whatever you believe is best I don’t speak a lick of Japanese
Only like anime shit which won’t help 😭
I’m spamming basic phrases
you'll be fine without, lots of peeps get by with hand signals
You translate for me 
Anyways I want to go so bad to a festival
as long as u dont judge my accent 
How can I judge the accent of a language I don’t speak 🥀
oh you'll notice
I’ll just smile with thumbs up
hopefully by the time u come there's a good one nearby 
I will get home at 4am if I need to
(You can go home if you can’t)
oh u wont cause we cant go home after midnight 
trains 
unless u wanna hang out at a manga cafe
I guess midnight it is ( if you can like I said)
After midnight ?
ye they run overnight
Why not I’m down
ppl either go to manga cafes or love hotels (out of the question) when they dont catch the train
As long as I’m back at the hotel when the sun goes up
Manga cafe I am not going to a love hotel 😭
But what times do trains start up?
i would die
Turkey 
my longest at an airport was 6hrs
Nah I dead ass toured so bad
I learnt that place off by heart
No sleep btw
Anyways yes a manga cafe is a good idea 
prolly shouldve taken a job that involves traveling
Politics
Travelling will be my job

Anyways don’t catch me at the festival I will be a bundle of joy
are u good at navigation :0
I’d say it’s probably one of the things I’m best at 
ok good bc i can navigate u thru most places but NOT after the festival entrance :D
I TRIED THAT YESTERDAY 
very yummy 
Sure ! I got an app anyways that works in Tokyo for some reason
LET'S GOOOOO
This isn’t a cause to celebrate.
kiana if u dont hear from us we prolly died off a ditch from being lost 

Yes
One thing is I can stay awake for very long
But if I sit down or chill it’s over
it's jover for us
If I do start slowing down you have permission to slap me face
But nah if we’re going together no way I fall asleep ,someone has to navigate
BRING UR BRO OR SOMEONE
HES WORSE THAN ME
AND someone has to stay with my mother
Can’t leave her alone so I’m going off on a side mission
the side mission will be 100% survival
Man if I go to the Pokemon store and a festival I can die peacefully
there's plenty
including dondozo? 
Mf who invited that fuckface
IM MAKING HIM BUY TATSUGIRI AND DONDOZOOOOO
Sorry that was uncalled for
Do that I’m going back to London
mallow hide it in his luggage 😭 😭
u wont cuz you'll find ur fave pokemon in-store and cry
You dare and I’m sending a pipe bomb in hers
its either going to be the plush or a tiny keychain so yes 
YES I WILL BUY ALLLLL
- dontuna
I’m not getting that filthy fish man I hate dondozo so much
watch me unknowingly take him to a wet market with giant bluefin tuna
I see it I turn around
there's countless of tuna at sushi restaurants its inevitable
I’ll tolerate it within my vision
I die before I eat that
@raven mesa watch adiel accidentally eat tuna at a restaurant and like it
All jokes aside I am genuinely looking forward to it

Not this.
we will convert him 
My brother tried feeding me tuna
Disguised as chicken
But you can’t hide that putrid smell
he did a shit job thats not how u hide tuna
what if london is doing tuna wrong 
i 100% bet my ass it does
Well it was improvised
Idk , maybe ?
Oh my tuna and mayo genuinely makes me want to throw up
u hide tuna by garlic, herbs, vinegar, or mustard
Don’t ruin those foods with tuna
i did notice that fish served outside asia is fishy as heck
do u like mayo in general adiel
maybe its a mayo prob too
Fuck no
do u like deviled eggs
DELICIOUS
WE'RE MAKING HIM EAT DEVILED EGGS
I don’t mind 
i went through a list of foods picky eaters hate with adiel and he hated like 90% of them
It is cool If like I drag you across the country right ? I’ll want to do so many things
She listed prison food that’s a biased list
i have a good work-life balance so likely yes
i wanna see this list
GREAT ITLL BE SO GOOD
Are fireworks a thing or nah? In the festivals
i didnt list all of them but i was reading off this
Okay i like most of these
imma go through ts rn myself 😭 😭
theres firework festivals for a reason, some have em yes
You were just cherry picking
hmmm lemme see
what do u hate on this list
Okay so how do I check which one is best ?
Brussels sprouts,liver , pickle, blue cheese , CANNED TUNA, peas, beets, cauliflower, beans, snails, mayonnaise
all i despise on this list is bleu cheese and grapefruit
never had liver tho
The ones not highlighted i hate
I hate raw tomato
brussel sprouts, pickles, canned tuna, peas, beets, cauliflower, beans, snails, and mayo ARE GOOD
We’re eating raw tomato
Im picking it off
Keep your ass in that insane asylum
i used to hate raw tomato but now i like it idk what happened
?????????
You have to try it it’s so goodddd
DOMT ? ME IM RIGHT
never had brussel sprouts, i only ever had ranch dressing with buffalo style chicken and its fine but i wont actively have some, beets never tried, i hate raw fish, fuck raw tomatoes, i hate raisins but ill tolerate it when given, olives can go die
also i hate tea unless its milktea with boba :0
raw fish to me doesnt taste bad but i hateee the texture 😭
Keep your opinions to yourself gng
raw fish feels wrong in ur mouth
WHAT DID I DO
EXACTLY
brussel sprouts are so good when they're not just the sad ones parents put in front of their kids
WHY DO U HATE PICKLES AND PEAS
I love olives
Because they’re disgusting b
i bet roasted brussel sprouts seasoned with spices and olive oil is good but never had
Brussels sprouts is that one Christmas food no one eats
its a london problem 
it's sooooo good 😭
No. They’re all nasty
NO
@distant ingot do you have any idea how much I would need to bring for our day
IT IS
Like cash wise
hmmm
“Not all disabilities are visible0
see the problem is i dont budget, i always just have 100k yen cash and my card on me 😭
id have to plan out the itinerary a few months before then to see which festivals and events are on then tell u
I’ll just bring “enough”
u wont be paying for much anyway
Enough so I don’t have to worry about my account after
Yes I will , food and Pokemon store
I WILL BUY YOU A PLUSH
ur account will be crying
you ain’t stopping me
i once brought a friend over and we agreed he'll only spend 60 dollars, he ended up spending 2.8k ish
Let me dream 
What
NO U WONT I WILL
Nevermind I need more
adiel the type to say tuna is nasty then eat ts and swear it's gas
Okay maybe the executioners gallow is appropriate
i wanted to say yorkshire pudding is good but what the hell is this 😭
I don’t eat TS
Yorkshire pudding is splendid 
okay 
bland ahh plalette
Good , like I said as long as I’m back by 7 am I’m good 😭
Okay I haven’t had it in like 3 years 🥀
may i ask what u eat on a daily basis
Very basic
Breakfast is usually like egg and bacon but most of the time I just don’t eat
Lunch is steak with rice or chicharrón or chicken 
And dinner is whatever I feel like
...do i eat too much 
Nah I usually snack on stuff in between
But that varies too much for me to list it
67
Huh
pink round creatures wont shine 
Anyways can we do blueberry quests at some point ?
I would love to kick them like a football
NOOOOO DAZ MEAN

take ts out on ANSHA
IGGLY DIDNT DO ANYTHING
No my ansha is so sweet she gives me best donuts
Round little bitch I want to send to stratosphere
my pink round fuck army is gonna get sent to london
Send them I’ll consume like candy floss
I’ll feed them to my tortuga
I would love to consume that little rat
its not a rat >:[
Like wouldn’t they taste like candy floss
Looks like sugar and cream
I bet those eyeballs are like chewing gum
issa balloon tho
If I put helium inside will they fly away
NOOOOOOOOOO
they actually do this canonically alrdy LMAO
i saw them get abducted into the air in SV
D:
What if like
They run out and then splat 
im going to buy a plushie of adiel's fave mon/s and hang em up a lampost
stuff them with tuna
Do it I’m throwing you uo there to get them
tuna stuffed adiel mons
Do that I’m blowing something up
You wouldn’t dare
idk who yalls faves are :0
i have lots of canned tuna :0
YO MARSHADOW
Do not get that near me
plenty of marshadow plushies 
I have aloe more I’m just too tired
I already have one why not more
stuffed with tuna
Why am I half dreaming of me using iggly as a ball
Don’t…..
im hide the marshadows at the pokemon store until u give the iggly plushies a gentle pat
I have an urge to just like slap them don’t let me near iggly
out of all the pink round creatures (iggly, cleffa, happiny) which pink round creature is best 
I love cleffa
see i love iggly and cleffa but just by saying happiny i feel happy
I want to drop kick iggly
LEAVE HER ALONE
i hate jigglypuff tho
Fair
cleffa evo line is prob my fav of the 3
Smart
Wait what if we use iggly like snow balls
i like cleffa, hate cleffairy
And if we Throw hard enough they explode and candy floss
what if i start putting marshadow chunks in my tuna sushi rolls
ill throw u off a ditch
Don’t disrespect clefairy
Ill cook you alive 😭
those mfs were hard to hunt in mt. moon so i have a grudge
Tell me that little thing isn’t full of candy
I might buy one just to find out I’m actually curios
JUST EAT ALCREMIE 😭
oh ye i support, eat alcremie
No I want eat iggly
Give me iggly so I can test how hard to kick before exploding
And then candy
if u want candy, swirlix exists
EVAPORATE 😭
bro has dipplin, swirlix, alcremie. applin, but wants to eat a pink round creature before any of those 😭
Its literally the least consumable one
Let me kick you
And then consume
It’s 1:45 am leave me alone
I just got off a flight
I hope ur gf’s fave pokemon becomes iggly
Jigglypuff's theoretical caloric content is purely speculative, as it is a fictional creature. However, a common theory attempts to calculate this value by treating its physical properties as real-world equivalents. Based on official Pokémon data: Weight: 12.1 lbs (5.5 kg)Height: 1'08" (0.5 m)Type: Normal/Fairy (originally Normal type)Composition: Described as the "Balloon Pokémon", implying a light, possibly air or gas-filled composition rather than dense muscle and bone. Some theories suggest it can inflate by inhaling large amounts of air or hydrogen. Theoretical Calculation To estimate calories, the most common approach is to treat Jigglypuff as if it were composed of standard biological materials (like an animal or a human), despite its "balloon" nature. Human caloric density: The average human body contains roughly 1,500 to 2,000 calories per pound of body weight.Calculation: If we apply the average of 1,750 calories/lb to Jigglypuff's weight:(12.1\text{\ lbs}\times 1,750\text{\ calories/lb}\approx 21,175\text{\ calories}) Therefore, a Jigglypuff might theoretically contain around 21,000 to 22,000 calories if it were a normal animal of similar weight. However, this calculation is based on an assumption of dense, typical animal tissue. Given its classification as a "Balloon Pokémon" and ability to float and inflate, its actual biological density would likely be much lower, making a standard animal calculation inaccurate for its fictional biology. Its unique composition would likely yield a drastically different, likely much lower, number in its fictional universe.
tbh if someone's fav pokemon is something u absolutely hate would that diminish all chances of them going out with you?
GNG WTF
No exceptions
Yes
Yes
2 abbreviations in one sentence pack it UP
If my bf’s fave pokemon was type:null im divorcing him now
So igglypuff is a cheat meal
Or dondozo
wait LMAOOO is this ur most hated mon
mine gotta be greedent and pineco 😭😭
Its on par with a LOT more
I hate jynx
Sabe me
I agree
I hate the pink bulldog sm i forget its name everytime
Granbull
Hate that mf
probopass 
Yes I agree what is that thing
But my hatest mon would prolly be calyrex
why does its mustache hairs look like .....
What if like iggly was like a piñata
i will fr eat him
You bust it open with a bat and then get candy
I hate ice calf
Bro is locked in wanting to prove iggly has candy inside
Im burning it at the stake
I’m goin to buy a plush and then cut open
making sure all my igglys are fed with a tuna diet only so whenever he actually does bust one open he's in for a treat
Not touching “American”
Iggly
They’re filled with diabetes and stuff
do u think london igglys have an accent when they say "iggly"
And white peoples who have no flavour
Oh yes
Wait I have an idea
I actually wanna hear adiel pronounce a few pokemon names
What if I get an iggly and like kick it against a wall but like put a weight on it so It keeps bouncing back and forth building momentum and I don’t have to move my foot until it explodes
Go for it Ill send
Congrats brother
what's a long pokemon name 
I can send when I get home today but my speech will be slurred I so tired
Hey, just letting you know that I don't need to trade for the meditite and baxcaliber anymore
Or tommorow when I’m sane
bruxish
reuniclus
aegislash
rayquaza
zarude
gliscor
rattata
crabominable
single strike gigantimax urshifu
arceus
What y’all prefer ?
Noted 
i wonder which way u will prefer pronouncing rayquaza bc everyone says it differently
I know I say it the wrong way
ikr 
But it sounds right to me
Isnt it officially ray quay za
i've always said it like this
So I send today ?
I say quah
I always said ray quaza
i still pronounce it rey qua zah
Good
Okay I sent to @distant ingot can you forward to @raven mesa
do yall say arkeus or arseus
Will send *
yayy
arseus
ark
arseus
STOP TRYNA EAT IGGLY
It sounds nice

HOW RU STILL FANTASIZING ABT EATING IGGLY
I’m tired
Can I eat an xs like a dumpling
send the vm might be better actually slurred
When I get home!!!
im going to turn ur guts into xiaolongbao
I dork speak Portuguese bruh
its the soup dumplings
me and mallow planting a tuna filled iggly in front of adiel watching him take the bait + consume it
Ni hao fine shyt type deal
I’ll end it right there
I’ll let myself choke
😭😭😭
What if like
If you get a black marker you can make it into a basketball
HAHAHHAHA xs golf ball

do u think marshadow would taste like black sesame
marshadow would taste like black sesame mochi

Like a good dessert
hes too far gone
how we go from london cuisune to ts 😭
it started with jellied eels 😭
Iggly strawberry mochi mmmmm
i dont think theres pokemon mochi in tokyo
Well cut iggly plush in half and put mochi in middle 
if u touch any iggly plush im having u deported
Said to the Latino 
I will eat iggly mark my words

mallow don't bring out the ice type pokemon 😭
I hit my head on the glass of the car
i feel scared for snorunt
Ouch
Flip him upside down ice creammmmm
leave my anxious dorito out of ur stomach
Mochi ice cream with strawberry iggly givbbbbvjv jk vjvkjv


the charmander 😭 im cackling

IM SORRY CROAK 😭
for what you had to walk into
god i need hella moonballs after these greavards
Is okay i didnt see anything 
i would donate some for ur hunt but im still inside this hell hole of a hyper zone 😭
is that the aero zone
yes omg if i dont spawn a shalpha one i reset the timer
oh god 😭
bc i dont wanna waste time on just getting a regular shiny one

upa
hii kibbs 
how was da gym kibbs 
@distant ingot can you send the Pokemon list again
can u say "dondozo i choose you!"
[Message](#1444605459595133060 message) in #1444605459595133060
bruxish
reuniclus
aegislash
rayquaza
zarude
gliscor
rattata
crabominable
single strike gigantimax urshifu
arceus
Next time make me murder someone thats
More realistic
Why is my room so cold
I can see my breath why is it so cold
bc u dont have a warm tuna plush
MALLOW LOCK IN
how else do u think the tuna is gonna stay fresh
oh god hes dying
The world is against me
crabolbnimable
gulayzscor
rahtahtah
THEN responded
Might need her address it’s getting nuked
WTF
I’ll pay for her address she’ll close shop it’s getting eviscerated
might be the only one who pronounces aegislash with a hard G
Who says that without the hard g???
U SAID EYJISLASH
i say age - is - slash but it sounds like u said age - geez - slash
THATS WHAT I SAID RHE FIRST ONE
i say ey gi slash
This is correct
You’re wrong here tf
this chat is getting funnier and funnier
hello 
so posh
They are making fun of my accent eliminate them please
what are you offering? 
say obstagoon
Fine
nuke them

obstahgewn
Okay perish right now
1 beast ball 3 safari 3 dream 1 love 5 heavy 1 level 6 lure 4 friend 6 fast (let it be know I want the maximum of moonballs you'll trade me please)
@raven mesa
ohh i'm sorry i thought you were gonna offer one of the shinies off my wishlist in the pins 😭 i'm not looking to trade apri for apri rn i'm sorry 
obstuhgewn
Ok hang on wheres your wishlist
please
XS Shinies Meowth in Love Ball Greavard in Moon Ball Gimmighoul line in Level Ball Treecko line in Moon/Friend/Lure Ball Mudkip line in Dream Ball Igglybuff (female) in Love/Dream Ball Fennekin line (female) in Dream Ball Mawile (female) in Love/Dream Ball Chikorita line (female) in Love Ball Hou...
WHY

I SOUND NORMAL
i wonder how american kiana is tho 
but i cant think of a pokemon name thats funny to pronounce
do yall think i have a country accent 😭😭
i do not 
Yes
im thinking mississippi vibes
I DONT
I’m joking you’re like city white unc
Shiet
chicago accent
Idk what accent that is I am London
You aint from lousiniana hom?
Nah g sorry
I thought you was one uh us cajuns
For some reason my gf says I sound southern
cajuns 😭
I am British 
Im playing im from new york
I mean I was raised in virgina but I stil don't like it
Yo I was born in Rochester New york
Shit atleast you arent from texas
west virginia 
See now dats cookin hom
I heard like those white and Asian mix races are the most problematic
Like Vietnamese
???????????????
Like they need to go
They cosplay as people younger than them
WDYM
Waisians highkey got big ass egos
Bro only acceptable racism is when your joking
Putting cat pfps being late into their fourties’
I seen it in kiki hom, wolfy knows its true
wasians are cool unless theyre filipino (and im allowed to say that yes) 
You right brah
bro thinks i have a cane and gray hair 
Wolfy been accepted by da philipino community
Your hair fell out a while ago you way past that
yo a wasian filipino ruined my life 😭
I understand tagalog strangely enough
we dont accept any wasian mix filipino
Like idk why
Why am I the only Latino here I am hella out of place
Hom 
Wolfy a latino too
u look the most asian out of us anyway
???????
Who is this wolfy
how are we getting out asianed by a man who ain't asian 😭
Me hom
idek it was possible 😭
Low diffed haha shit on
Colombia
Sorry 😭
YO BRO IM
NOT FROM
THERE BUT WE GOT REPRESENTATION
rahtahtah
I’m from Bolivia
Im gonna stop texting like a cajun im working on my accent so im just typing what i say lmao
Im half nica tho
Okay can someone get her address
Consider it done hom
50 year old pretending to be young
You a real one thanks
crxpticexe has given 1 Trade Rep to fathersfallen
???????????
I highkey gotta get off my ass and apply to colleges
NOOOO MALLOW IS INNOCENT
I think 2 gap years is enough time
No she’s not she like tuna
I went straight to
Okay let’s get HER location
Im a chef
but im pivoting to radiology
Daz an insane pivot
Nice shit bro, I’m doing a politics
a chef?
Yurt
how do u feel abt jellied eels
what's ur opinion on british food
OUR MINDS
Str8 cheeks ive been to brittain too
great minds think alike 
How tf do you colonize half the world and still have no spices
so u see ur biased @green swan

DAZ WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING TO THE REST

Wtf I never defended British food 😭 😭
I’ve never stood on that I’m BOLIVIAN
still liked yorkshire pudding, the blandest pudding of em all and its not even pudding
It’s nice but not by itself
It has to have something extra
Their sweets tho 
how do you feel about tuna in general
i asked a british person what their sweets were, and they said "we have fizzy gummies" 
I vomit when i eat seafood
I have a very sensitive pallette
what are fizzy gummies- 
is this how ppl live away from the oceans
Law a real one NO TUNA
cola gummies
I live on the coast
!???????
😭
thats the saddest thing ive ever seen all day
NEW YORK IS ON THE EAST COAST
Nah okay it’s official @raven mesa can never comment about food again you haven’t tried fizzy gummies
tbf its just the brits who call em fizzy, everywhere else its just cola
Yeah
oh i've had cola gummies
Fizzy iggly gummies
NOT AGAIN
Bro
BRO
Igglypuff highkey looks
Does that not sound appealing
BRO YOU GET IT RIGHT?!??!
Ig we're burning the latinos
YES HE GETS IT FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN
I wont let that happen again
finally someone with above room temp iq

Yummy ass mon

Would it not break like a piñata and release candy???
It looks like itd be soft serve texture
Different flavour iggly 
just eat alcremie or sorbebe
No, only iggly
why do yall wanna consume iggly so bad 😭 💔
there are so many canon food pokemon bro 🥀
Sorbebe?
Slowpoke for example
oh god back to the prev topic again
Would you not eat iggly???

theres some idk the en name of like charbi the charcoal mon
Je parle le francais petit pou mon ami
No
Tatsugiri looks like hed taste like candy ngl
Eat it’s delicious
Too bad hes a stinky fish
Bro tatsu is a fish
the gummy sushi tbh
i rather eat dondozo or tatsu
Not getting anywhere near those Pokemon
You cant eat da don mon ami

Croak loves dozo
Vos goûts sont épouvantables
I’ll make you eat tomatoes in Japan
Da don is too beau to eat
yes i wan that big fish on my plate
would u eat igglybuff
いいえ
What does this mean
In japan it is direspectful to kill people
no
YO WHAT
LMFAOOOOOOO
???

Wolfy dont aimer the way this conversation is going
Neither do I bro I’m gonna get executed
Says the mf who wants to nuke ppls houses 😭
They deserve it 
Pacane wrong with that
Im serving u jellied tuna chunks 
Let’s get ramen
ur threatening him with a good time
Tuna ramen
NO
I’d rather drink mercury
brb bout to look up if we have tuna ramen
???? I’m
Not going Japan I’m cancelling that trip
tuna ramen
Not you too
ts looks magnificent
If you think I’m eating that you got it all wrong
You’re 50 GANG
watch u eat it without even knowing
Let’s get regular ramen please 
if u can out spice me in ramen then i wont serve u any tuna dish
マグロを食べ終わったら入れ歯をあなたの頭に投げつけるつもりです。
This is the funniest google translate ive seen
Unc using translate at 60
Fine let’s run it 
Its fine but the grammar is reversed
Can u handle spice 
no
Of course I can

i died mb
bro my bf's mom thinks cracked black pepper is spicy
3-2
Bro
not those chilli sauce tho
Gang that’s just you stop lying
Haven’t tried can’t comment
i bet u my spice tolerance is 10x better than urs 😭
White girl CANNOT be speaking to me 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
IM ONLY HALF WHITE
i doubt so lwk
HALF IS ALL I NEED BABYYYYY
everyone here wants to eat it
I wanna try lao ganma so bad
IM 100% LATINO SO ITS EZ
can u tolerate anything spicier than macdonald chilli
i dont.
I mean like pure sichuan pepper/shichimi mix not sriracha
Don’t scare her 😭

I’ve never actually tried the pure pepper I couldn’t tell you
I beat an indian man in a spice off once
oh lao ganma is so good 
i look white af but my palette aint white yall 😭
bout to drag off a body
Only one thing has ever made me prouder
Nah you’re white
she roasts garlic thats enough tell she aint that white
i DESPISE igglybuff
I swear I’ll have to pick you up and stuff you in the mailbox
Mmmmm, igglyyyyyy
u lie abt everything atp so im not trusting that
Iggly mochiiii
Im a igglybuff eater just lmk
WDYM
I’m going Japan
first u say ur a woman even tho we know ur a man
So I’m going to get an iggly plush and cut it in half
LEAVE IGGLY ALONE 😭😭
Ew ai mb
And then put mochi in the middle
for curry rice?
next u lie abt not being 60 even tho we know u are
i love curry katsudon
Curry rice is normal 😭
I can def vouch i am her father after all
when
And yes 
????????????
i have friends who go japan for curry rice and salad
This summer hopefully
Yes kiki its me
why did u never come back from 7/11
Ok this has gone off the rails
Kikotto
im prolly going next yr
Your long lost father kikotto
Kikotto 😭
Word on the street her name was actually Kieran but she transitioned
the dirtier the store is, the better the ramen
why r a lot of yall coming next year
I was trapped behind the bodega the indians tracked me down after i stole their secret tumeric powder
dis applies to any asian restaurant, especially chinese
I gotchu this year 
yes i agree
she said she gons to kieran (not saying the full word in case its a slur)
Word
I have spent years learning wasian martial arts to overpower my captors
if u dont got three generations running the place with an unhappy marriage at the back, run
Ive gone to japan multiple times sooo
i love steamboat next to an open toilet
I have come to take you home kiki to wagartha where all us wasaians can be happy
meanwhile my actual dad is the whitest mf to exist 😭
kianas everyday meal

LMAOOO
???????????????
howd ur dad manage to bag a viet baddie
Papers
u eat steamboat next to an open toilet daily
idk but they're divorced now 😭😭
Wasce ship has just enough room for the two of us come now and join me in the promised land
😭😭😭😭😭
viets are hot tho ngl



ya if u exclude me from the rest of the percentage
Viets are hot if u can handle their attitude
I can’t comment on that one gng
Can i be the father that stepped up
Latinas bro
WDYM U LOOK AMAZING
It’s so over
i shall not take sides in this
WHO IS BRANDON 😭
You

Idk brah im wishing him a happy fathers day tho
Its DECEMBER
Ain’t he a father every day of the year 🥀
vpnz alrdy calls me timmy
God forbid a guy wants to be early
now i'm brandon
Fr
What do I call you
brandon?
Kiki
Elder or ancient

Young wun
Can i call u jonathan
Wait let me call her Brad
WHY ARE YALL MAKING ME SWITCH TEAMS 😭
Id like to become chinese
Same
Id like to be isekaid into a femboi
why chinese tho
Are there methods to achive this
Okay 
lowkey same
go get some xiaolongbao
Their fits are fire everytime i swear
ok brandon
I must make a pilgrimage to the east
I got so much good clothes in Spain bruh
go get them then
Who will join me and become my loyal retainers for when i achive chinesehood
Huh

If the pay is good sure
brandon
join me im chinese 
IM NOT BRANDON
It’s Brad, get it right
Kiki im happy to have you on my side, your father kikotto will be proud
hi brandon
is it better to be chinese in beijing or singapore tho 
uhh
do u wanna be authentic or fake
Also singapore pokemon centre sucks ass
yes i agree
i cant get a decent plushie
Its called sing a poor did you expect a rich

was decent for the first year at least
nope its never decent
i asked my friend whether he wants to chinese in hongkong or shanghai and he got offended 😭 (hes from hk)
osaka pokemon centre is the best
nah it was cos i cld get etbs and shit to gamble on cards
Sata andagi
IT IIISSS
hk ppl hate being associated with the chinese
yea gotta agree on this one
did u get the garde card yet
Im going to be hongkongese

i spent so much money there

NO
@green swan maybe book a flight to osaka not tokyo
On my next quest on becoming biracial i will become white


