#poketwo_catching
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Battle with iv 81.72 wurmple
89% caterpie better
@solid onyx p --n caterpie
8263 <:_:721473923270705174> Caterpie
❤️ • Lvl. 18 • 74.73%
9032 <:_:721473923270705174> Caterpie
• Lvl. 34 • 48.92%
9168 <:_:721473923270705174> Caterpie
• Lvl. 25 • 44.09%
9471 <:_:721473923270705174> Caterpie
• Lvl. 29 • 40.86%
9607 <:_:721473923270705174> Caterpie
• Lvl. 11 • 34.95%
I gotchu
@solid onyx c wynaut
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 6 Wynaut
(53.23%)!
@solid onyx t @hazy coyote
Requesting a trade with @hazy coyote. Click the accept button to accept!
Rejected.
sorry I appreciate the offer
Rejected.
but they are my own personal collection
@solid onyx ta 9607
Oh what?
Rejected it means you no trade
Fine 😑
🤷🏻♀️
It is nice of you to offer
It's just worms 🪱
my worms
Hahahahaha
@solid onyx p --nick Big Worm
😆 😂
🙃
You have?
😴
I can offer chaos
Sleep
Ew no
@solid onyx c inteleon
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 19 Inteleon
(54.84%)!
I finally did my summer homework today and turned it in. Only 9 days and 17 hours after the final extended deadline
Yay congrats
Should’ve made it ten days
true
2139 <:_:721475596747800728> Rayquaza
"big worm" ❤️ • Lvl. 24 • 20.97%
At least they tried
Finally
He knows how to be fashionably late
As he should
My bad 🫨
Worm wearing tuxedo
Plant
@solid onyx c weepinbell
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 19 Weepinbell
(41.40%)!
You can be unblocked when you learn to not beg for redeems and gifts 👍🏻
You caught plant
oh, that's what's been going on
I haven't done that in ages
You’re still a nuisance with pinging everyone who is right in chat
sounds like you've been making a lot of friends Rah 😄
Oh yes
I've just accepted that I'm lonely and no one wants to help me 🥲
Tommy, Timmy, Aaron, Arcoos is my bff 🫠
Yeah, you
I was checking my message history earlier, to figure out when I started my SH
turns out I did it in the old server, the one that migrated here after some moderator drama in 2021
Ah I wasn’t here for that
but you were here when I actually started playing here
That’s what counts
because people told me like on my 2nd day that you have shinx priority
Whoa
and that they will all ping you rather than me or lazer
Frog
@solid onyx c clodsire
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 31 Clodsire
(32.26%)! Added to Pokédex. You received 35 Pokécoins!
Wait
I had no idea lol
sir_gart
I thought it was funny
Is hunting the sire of clods
you were well loved
I don’t ping when Chizzie is here, I know it’s frugal
I’m not now? 😭
I mean, you still are well loved, but that's besides the point
You won’t be missed
I’m sure it was
that barely came around anymore
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 12 Pikachu
(59.14%)!
yeah that makes sense
I don't think I've really talked to Lazer ever since I left Shinx's Shack
Others you mentioned, Lillie will still come around as well but not the others
You might get a response from Lillie if you ping
I’ve been pinged by you plenty 🤣
I mean, I asked Milli, they don't mind getting pinged for Lotad, said it wouldn't be a bother
true enough
@solid onyx c varoom
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 16 Varoom
(59.14%)!
so yeah, might ping Milli for lotads if it's chill enough here and not like 3am in the australialand
I was going to say an upside down joke but ehhh, I’m sure they wouldn’t mind any time pings
I keep sleeping through all my pings
Zirearl did you catch Snom?
Yep got it 👀
Nice congrats! 🫶🏻
but yeah, since I came back, I've only pinged 2 people for SH, one each.
Lisanna for Rowlett, because we had just done an incense together and I felt a sort of kinship between us, so I couldn't not ping them when rowlett appeared 5 minutes later
and then Yvyffut for one (1) Litten because I felt lowkey bad for sniping one couple of days earlier even as I saw them typing 😄
I think Lisanna is a guy
is he?
But wow, I’m impressed
damn, I should check the pronouns rather than assume
Chizzie is getting a bit of the ice melted from his heart 🤣
@solid onyx c varoom
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 12 Varoom
(74.19%)!
was that back to back varooms
then I briefly considered pinging you for gastly earlier today, but Spcker was here and would've taken it for sure if I gave him a chance
and I simply cannot do that
we have like exact opposite philosophies when it comes to PokéTwo
you play to make friends, I play to make enemies
Eh, not to sound mean, I don’t expect pings from you but it’s not because I think you’re a horrible person… I’m being realistic and I don’t take offense either
yeah, I know
Except we ended up rival friends
well that's simply because you're better at making friends than I'm at making enemies 😄
Ahahaha
Perhaps I’m keeping my enemies closer than you think, I may be better than you previously thought, rival 
@solid onyx c ptitard
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 13 Poliwag
(53.76%)!
Ha! Tit!
haha
but yeah, to be fair, I did try to be more friendly when I was starting out here back in 2021
it was only after some people started giving me crap about only pinging some people for their SH but not all (because I had only memorized a handful and prioritized my friends)
that I changed my approach and stopped pinging anyone
I think I could start doing my selective pinging again and it'd be chill enough
but eh
“He wasn’t the enemy until everyone made him the enemy” or you know, however the villain arc story begins….
Aw cute
Except I wanna be the princess in the story and we’ll form an unlikely alliance
Epic story!
sounds like a plan
but yeah, I also can't deny I didn't enjoy causing drama by playing exactly by the rules (All catches are FFA!) and then acting obnoxious when anyone complained
like, I definitely earned some of the ire
We still have some people who whine about catching hunts but it’s very rare
Ty ❤️
zireael201 has given 1 Gen Rep to .rahrah.
That is the wrong pokémon!
Skorch
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 18 Centiskorch
(52.69%)!
thank you 
my title keeps expanding
If yours does, mine does
Princess/rival/friend
Exactly
I’ve grown lax on pinging anyone myself, it’s getting harder to remember anyone as people drop in and drop off after a couple days playing, and then I’m scrambling to remember regulars
Now I ping who I remember or catch when I’m too busy to care to ping
sounds good
I think I remember like 5 of the current active players
You, obviously, then lisanna, yvyffut, Bepsi and Spcker
@solid onyx c nidoran
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 30 Nidoran♀️
(74.73%)!
Then we have casuals who come when pinged only
and I guess zirael who was just here
I know there’s (2 separate) hunters for both Nidoran but they’re casuals
Oh yes I saw
I wonder what that was about
@solid onyx sh
You can select a specific pokémon to shiny hunt. Each time you catch that pokémon, your chain will increase. The longer your chain, the higher your chance of catching a shiny one!
Shinx
268
You can select a specific pokémon to shiny hunt. Each time you catch that pokémon, your chain will increase. The longer your chain, the higher your chance of catching a shiny one!
Shinx
5
Hi cutie Carmine 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
obviously
not the smartest choice of shiny hunt given the competition here, but really good choice because the shiny is just cool and cute
Glad to see you’re lurking happily 🥰
Second best pokemon
I thought Shinx was a good idea until I remembered how popular it was
@solid onyx c torchic
@solid onyx c torchic
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 20 Torchic
(44.62%)!
drawn out of the hiding by the kfc
sighh💔
pawmi is a cute pokémon
a shiny hunting twitch streamer I follow has it as her favorite pokémon
oh?
pawmi is one of my favorites‼️ bibiyon on top tho
pawmi was my first shinyhunt when i started p2
@solid onyx c gumshoos
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 23 Gumshoos
(40.86%)!
almost didn't remember the name
real
I think someone had plenty time to steal then lol
i woulda but im on a vc rn🥹
I always remember it bc he reminds of the Layton detective character
but yeah, Vivillon is an intresting choice of favorite, but definitely not a bad one
yaa
is a cute butterfly with a lot of variety
my actual favorite is of course Shaymin, but that's not the best sh target here
would basically be a redeem hunt
polar and icy snow bibiyon
@solid onyx c sandile
@solid onyx c ensure
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 23 Sandile
(61.29%)!
aww shaymins cute
You didn’t ensure the capture
do you like sky or normal better?
normal
faiir
oh so real
Hello
but the only Shaymin plush I have is actually of the Sky Forme
My son gifted me a mug that says hedgehugs and I use it for tea all the time lol
thats cute 
I like puns
Which one I have two
silver
@solid onyx c heliolisk
@solid onyx c helioptile
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 8 Heliolisk
(52.69%)!
He doesn't call me
ah fair

hes probably out with gold
Isn’t he 10 yo?
No he's 15?
11??
Ash is my 10 year old
I saw a meowth today.
Managed to catch it this time
Wow
Didn't even ping me
Tsk tsk
Ash… and Silver?
Uhhh
@solid onyx c meowscarada
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 20 Meowscarada
(68.28%)! Added to Pokédex. You received 35 Pokécoins!
oh duuddee remember when me and n would match preciousmetals
Why is Ghetsis' son a cat now
dex!
Yes I do
i wish the person im matching with liked pokemon we could match them🥹
You’re not matching N anymore?!???
no sadly
What happened??
Me and my friend would match as pokemon characters and would argue every single day 😭
we parted ways with pfps
Oh you’re still friends
We always agrue as Maxie and Archie because who wouldn't
oough
Watching you two as friends was a nice part of the day
speak of the devil
@solid onyx c picochilla
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 26 Minccino
(58.06%)!
You have completed the quest Catch 200 <:_:1158743156666400778> Normal-type pokémon. and received 15,000 Pokécoins!
cuz he just did
aaww really?
I like the one grumpy Chizzie too though
I wish I had more friends who play pokémon
real
I'm not grumpy! 😠
Hehe
🥹
oh so it is
🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
@solid onyx c cubone
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 30 Cubone
(52.15%)!
i take back everything nice i said
Oh it's Ghetsis' son
Hiya rahrah ^_^ 💚
only more proof that this place is just better #general_chat
everytime.
I SAY HI AND EVERYONE IGNORES ME 💔💔💔💔
youre too joyous for my liking
Wow ok
sorry.

pass the popcorn plz
Sure thing, Chizzie
@solid onyx c sandile
Congratulations @astral mortar! You caught a Level 11 Sandile
(72.58%)!

seeya!!
You’re missing the friendship movie
Too sad to stay honestly 😭
Oh, I hope you feel better
feel bettr soon bro!!
@solid onyx c flaaffy
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 19 Flaaffy
(66.67%)!
And… that was an anti-climatic ending
Yeah
Life is only as boring as you make it, Chizzie
I do like to say that boredom is a choice
you guys remind me of polar opposites
We are
but I don't mean it only as, you don't have to be bored if you don't want to
but also that you have to actually take a break and choose to be bored
from time to time
But we still somehow found a way to stick
it's the glue
Yeah
@solid onyx c deez nuts
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 18 Gulpin
(47.31%)!
opposites attract yk
I’m sure they do but Chizzie is a friend
And Stef (who he knows) is my partner
He’s sleeping
yaa thats what i mean 
Oh good
“opposites attract” usually gets weird responses
@solid onyx c lairon
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 21 Lairon
(69.89%)!
@solid onyx c Lairon
yeeah no
ye
but like, people can be weird
and we can correct them if someone gets too weird
I’m up for correction
I do try my best to not give off the wrong impression too
Do you have a partner, Chizzie?
but yea no
chronically single
and happy that way 
@solid onyx c sensect
Congratulations @astral mortar! You caught a Level 22 Blipbug
(29.57%)!
You’re not single with friends
debatable
Rude
that I cannot argue with
@solid onyx c grookey
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 27 Grookey
(50.54%)!
@solid onyx c jungle
To be honest, you see Chizzie and you already know who he is, and that’s why I like him
There’s no false pretense or anything, just straight up cool dude with no agenda
I am rather open person, yes
easy to read
not always the easiest to get along with I think
but usually worth it if you go through the effort
I hope
Okaaaay, but you chose to get along with me and that’s all I care about
What?
Oh
@solid onyx c torterra
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 7 Torterra
(27.42%)!
so imagine how difficult that might be for the people who do not know me quite as well
Very recent yeah, but you explained it and I was comfortable as your friend to ask
yup yup
that's what I like about you
if you want to know something, you ask
I don't need to guess
No point in playing games if you don’t know
I did debate asking but I thought our friendship was too important to wager on being unsure
@solid onyx c glaceon
c
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 20 Glaceon
(29.03%)!
Even when I give them a chance, no one jumps on it.
I mean, I know you don't because you like to play it chill
There’s only one other person who is here
there's also only one person who really complains about me catching too much
Who’s that!
@solid onyx c pawmi
do you want to ping?
Congratulations @sage dirge! You caught a Level 16 Pawmi
(43.01%)!
I guess not
I wasn’t in here
Too late
I had to respond to text and only came back after capture
is fine
out of character for me to even pause to be fair
and it came to bite me immediately
I’ll honour your pause next time, rival
haha
I mean, since Retro was just here, and a friend, I figured I'd at least give it a second
@solid onyx c deerling
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 28 Summer Deerling
(46.77%)!
I think they’re happier talking to N right now
Yes
like, I have been here way too much today, but it really is boring when I got no one to talk to
Although without dumb bot, we would not be friends
@solid onyx c tarountula
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 21 Tarountula
(50.00%)!
true enough
Tarundel
the bot is not completely useless
@solid onyx c sandal
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 26 Sandile
(36.56%)!
It’d be asking a lot for the bot to make you more friends but I don’t like sharing much 😉
haha
though admittedly some of my PokeTwo friends simply disappeared
one of them Deco, you might remember them, made a server and invited a bunch of us there.
But then the server died, and then out of nowhere they deleted it and didn't even respond to my DM when I asked about it
so that was kinda that
unfortunate but these things happen
@solid onyx c smeargle
Pretty sure I have a few of Deco’s pokemon still when they quit the bot
@solid onyx c oddish
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 21 Oddish
(59.14%)!
yeah same. I got all the leftovers when they'd given out everything of value
I just took the rest
39 <:_:721476309070512201> Keldeo
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 20 • 70.43%
42 <:_:721476020653391892> Sky Shaymin
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 35 • 61.29%
43 <:_:721476021005844490> Manaphy
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 1 • 59.68%
44 <:_:721476617175695441> Marshadow
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 16 • 57.53%
46 <:_:721476020485619754> Arceus
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 13 • 56.45%
51 <:_:721475596873629812> Attack Deoxys
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 23 • 47.31%
52 <:_:721476020653391892> Shaymin
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 14 • 46.77%
53 <:_:721476309464776714> Meloetta
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 1 • 46.24%
54 <:_:721476309464776714> Meloetta
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 55 • 42.47%
55 <:_:721476020938735786> Victini
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 34 • 41.94%
58 <:_:721476309464776714> Meloetta
"Deco ♥️" ❤️ • Lvl. 39 • 38.71%
you got all the mythicals
So I did
thought so, because I did actually get all the common junk
Oof sorry
but that was a massive boost to my worm collection, so you know, not bad at all
That felt like a weird flex on my part but it was unintentional
@solid onyx c brambleghast
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 10 Brambleghast
(59.68%)!
quite so
If my phone likes to let me spell
that's actually the name remembered before bramblin
so the first few brambling I saw I tried to catch with brambleghast
before I actually memorized it properly
@solid onyx c beldum
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 13 Beldum
(55.38%)!
Honestly, if I typed on a laptop the amount of mistakes you’d be seeing would be atrocious
there was a beldum hunter back in the day too, right?
Yes
he was young, I remember that much
and he also conspired with another user to harass me specifically, that was weird
The Hairdum guy?
I had no idea he harassed you
@solid onyx c golett
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 15 Golett
(53.23%)!
but that's all ancient history
Much like the Golett
exactly
I don't even remember who the other guy who was involved was.
And I was only told after the fact that he was part of the planning in their private server
I think I know the guy you’re referring to now, pretty sure I had infiltrated their server and took screenshots to get them banned from here
if I digged through my DM history far enough I might find the screenshot evidence
those guys were obsessed with me
it was almost cute
@solid onyx c corvisquire
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 5 Corvisquire
(51.08%)!
Kranoviz
Your
Shinx Egg has hatched into a <:_:721475912666841238> Level 5 Shinx
(48.92%). Type @Pokétwo#8236 info 23437 to view it!
@solid onyx i l
XP: 0/375
Nature: Quirky
Gender: Female
Breeding Cooldown: 3d 11h 59m 35s
HP: 20 – IV: 17/31
Attack: 12 – IV: 20/31
Defense: 9 – IV: 21/31
Sp. Atk: 10 – IV: 24/31
Sp. Def: 8 – IV: 4/31
Speed: 10 – IV: 5/31
Total IV: 48.92%
Lillie was in the server at one point, asked me afterwards what happened and why she couldn’t access it
@solid onyx d shinx
The extension and contraction of its muscles generates electricity. Its fur glows when it’s in trouble.
Shinx evolves to Luxio starting from level 15, which evolves to Luxray starting from level 30.
Electric
Sinnoh
Yes
HP: 45
Attack: 65
Defense: 34
Sp. Atk: 40
Sp. Def: 34
Speed: 45
Total: 263
🇯🇵 コリンク
🇯🇵 Korinku
🇯🇵 Kolink
🇬🇧 Shinx
🇩🇪 Sheinux
🇫🇷 Lixy
Height: 0.5 m
Weight: 9.5 kg
50% -
50%
Field
20 cycles
I told her I had no idea but I was the one who’d removed him from here, banning his account from discord
you've done so much to help me behind the scenes
yeah, I don't think I was the only target
But yeah, I don’t like that kind of behaviour
but yeah, I could go dig though my DM history but there's like 500 different people there and not all of it is nice to read so you know, probably not gonna
You might not have been here for this but were you aware that Nia wasn’t who she claimed to be? (“She” hunted Gible)
@solid onyx c bombirdier
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 16 Bombirdier
(33.87%)!
Apparently Lillie caught them in a lie and they came clean, saying they were lonely and only wanted friends
name sounds vaguely familiar
It wasn’t a young girl either, it was an older person
I don’t know if they were a woman or a man myself, but I was always so sure something wasn’t adding up with them
a bit sketchy yea
I mean, I don't mind people lying about their age to an extent
but one thing you really shouldn't do is pretend to be a minor when you're not
Like, I've lied about my age few years one way or the other on multiple instances
either for anonymity reasons or because I wanted to be under 30 for a while longer
@solid onyx c klawf
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 36 Klawf
(68.28%)!
I was 5 years ago 😄
I mean, it was funny one time.
Someone made a joke about me and Sapphire being together.
I don't quite know why, we were never that close
but I immediately denied it
Sapphire however actually went fully off on them, saying no one should ever even jokingly pair her up with a minor
I had never told her my age to be fair, but I was older than her by like 6 years
so you know
Like, I get where she was coming from
Sapphire is in her 20s?
I thought she was closer to Lillie’s age
@solid onyx c shroodle
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 29 Shroodle
(44.62%)! This is your 10th Shroodle! You received 350 Pokécoins.
I wouldn't know for sure. But I think in her early to mid 20's 4 years ago
I learned something new that I’ll probably forget soon enough
I never asked her age either, and she never did ask for mine
as I said, we were never that close lol
quite so
I did get into a lowkey fight with her once by accident.
She came here with her alt account, and I had developed a serious distaste for them after few people kept joining on multiple accounts just to annoy me
and I didn't know it was her and she wouldn't admit it
so I kinda may have been a bit more rude than I perhaps should've been
I did apologize to her in DMs later, so it was probably alright
Yeah, alts became too common back then
But it’s strange, she seemed like the sort to not play mind games
@solid onyx c horsea
That is the wrong pokémon!
Congratulations @sage dirge! You caught a Level 27 Horsea
(30.11%)!
I guess you don’t really know someone through a screen anyway
oh, checking the DM I sent her back then, you were there too
because apparently you tried to smooth things over
or so I said in the apology DM
I just mentioned you
"Either way, silly of me to make it so serious, bless Rah trying to make it better"
Oh
I was looking through my DMs, not seeing a joined conversation between us
@solid onyx c morelull
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 24 Morelull
(38.17%)!
it might be
Good to know it’s not
Why did we make shibibibibi so popular?
I know Ishitsubute still gets used
@solid onyx C yanmega
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 19 Yanmega
(37.10%)!
Some of the oricorio’s do
I never learned the oricorios so I don't use them
Neither did I
so I just do shibishirasu, ishitsubute and madatsubomi
Not even dusselgurr?
never used that I don't think
It’s the inspiration behind 
I mean, there are some others I use for reasons other than speed
Obalie because of someone who only caught pokémon with their french names played on the old server and I just learned to associate Spheal with that name
and Nodulithe for roggenrola for the same reason
even though dangoro is faster
@solid onyx c fushide
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 20 Venipede
(66.13%)!
Yeah, I think at some point, memory is more powerful than anything
Milli made that for you?!?
I requested it
Yeah, then the Tatsugiri pokemon came along
You were the inspiration for them, with that emote
"sushi-de, or sus-hide emote, which ever you prefer, because venipede is cool
please"
was my exact suggestion
@solid onyx c maschiff
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 22 Maschiff
(66.13%)!
It's just so hard to explain to anyone
because it requires familiriaty with a pokémon that's not really anyone's favorite
and not even it's english name, but japanese
and now imagine someone also didn't know what Among Us was
it would be a nightmare to try and explain
to them
So you find a Japanese, among us Pokemon fan and you tell them
Simple enough
@solid onyx c maschiff
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 11 Maschiff
(62.90%)!
double dog
Yea, I don't think I know any Japenese people unfortunately
I know bunch of americans, plenty of people from europe, and handfull of australians, and one (1) Nigerian scammer dude who tried to scam me until I convinced him to reveal me his real name and we kinda became friends
Yeah, it is pretty funny
he pretended to be a young woman looking for a husband on Instagram
and because I was obnoxious, he broke character
Hello I am back. I guess
then he friended me on his personal account rather than the scam account
@solid onyx c uniran
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 37 Solosis
(69.89%)!
and later also on WhatsApp
You sure you’re not still in the scam? 🤣
oh, I certainly am
he never stopped asking me to send him money
I always reminded him that he can ask me a lot of things but never money
I guess you weren’t obnoxious enough to repel him
Funny, you’re not obnoxious enough to repel me either
but yeah, I always have to take everything he says with a grain of salt
it's a really weird friendship
absolutely no trust there
the entire foundation is a literal scam
@solid onyx c dondozo
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 35 Dondozo
(56.99%)!
but yeah, some things I know for sure because he's livestreamed his life for me a few times.
I know what he looks like, I know roughly the area where he lives, and I know he goes to church
and I am fairly confident I know his real first name
God must be watching him, disappointed he chose this lifestyle
@solid onyx c spearow
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 17 Spearow
(33.33%)!
he has also tried to get me in on his scam business multiple times
promised to show me the ropes
I have always politely declined
he has also told me he only does it because he has to. He has younger siblings he has to feed, and he would love to go to university but can't afford it
This I have no way of knowing if it is a lie or not
I think they all tell that story
so I choose not to believe it
Skepticism with a splash of realism
he did also at one point say he was in trouble with some gang, that he owed them money and had to go hiding for a while.
I am inclined to believe that is at least partially true because he seemed scared and did not try to ask me for money, and did disappear for 3 months
@solid onyx c dottler
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 36 Dottler
(42.47%)!
You may have had a glimpse of true friendship
yeah, it's kinda fun
friendships like that don't come along often
mainly because they are very ill advised
It’s never dull
I don’t think you’re one to follow the instructions on the bottle very often, Chizzie, and I think that’s why you have a Nigerian scammer friend
I mean, I did take one (1) real risk with that when I agreed to add him on WhatsApp
doing that he gained access to my real first name and my phone number
Yeah, that was a bad judgement on your part
but those alone won't help him much, and as far as I can tell, he has not really abused them in a way that has affected me
@solid onyx c sunkern
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 1 Sunkern
(58.60%)!
like, no weird phonecalls or scam text messages, no weird charged on my phone bill
and it's been over 2 years
it was a risk, but I figured fairly calculated
Maybe you have a kinship with them
but I do have to make it extremely clear to any impressionable young person who might be lurking here and reading this
You should never do what I did
ever
When I first started talking to him he claimed to be canadian girl
Can an impressionable old person take your advice?
if they really want
@solid onyx c krokorok
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 22 Krokorok
(75.27%)!
if you get all your money stolen by a scammer, don't blame me
but maybe you can nab yourself a side husband
I can’t even refer you to them?
You did kinda “pimp” me out
who to better fit a princess than a prince
Nah, I prefer rivals
smart
I think I have found an impressionable young person.
This feels like a mistake
Ok, bye, have fun
Are you upset with me
Who?
You
No
Oh
@hasty stag c toxel
dang it
I tried to swap the ping already
but then another message sneaked in and one down was still rah
@solid onyx c toxel
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 21 Toxel
(59.14%)!
@solid onyx catch
Catch a wild pokémon.
@catch [catch|c] <guess>
@hazy coyote c toxel
Oh
I was joking but if you want to leave (or stay) I won’t stop you
Only a pokeball?
Not even a guaranteed capture
and the joke there is that I used a quick ball after the regular pokéball, which makes it effectively the same as pokeball
Aw man
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Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 30 Passimian
(47.85%)!
they could use some work though
they're not really like haha funny jokes
more like "oh, that's kinda clever I guess"
hahah
(:
(:
I feel like that makes people uncomfortable
@solid onyx c grumble
Why’s it backwards?
That is the wrong pokémon!
@solid onyx c mabula
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 18 Grubbin
(65.05%)!
backwards emotes are fun
I bet you’re grumbling you didn’t catch it
I think the upside down smile 🙃 is supposed to emulate that
but it's not quite hte same
d:
It conveys our happiness to other Australians
and horror beyond our comprehension to the rest of us
Drop bears will do that you
@solid onyx c porigon
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 22 Porygon
(39.78%)!
Quite so
but you know, it's actually really hard to come up with a horror beyond people's comprehension
because most of the time, if you can think it, others can comprehend it
I mean, simple enough person and I might be a horror beyond their comprehension
You’re a horror I did comprehend but I still said hello
brave
but smart
but yeah, actual horror beyond comprehension would have to be something really absurd
like I dunno, a wide goblin
imagine any room, any space
and now imagine the goblin who is always wider than that
I don’t think it would be scary then, it would be too silly-looking to be scary in the end
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 17 Diglett
(73.66%)!
it's rather hard to imagine, don't you think?
I think the idea of being nowhere is scarier than a goblin that defies its space
yeah, it's more the beyond comprehension part than the horror part
I can’t comprehend being nowhere because you’re always somewhere, but what if you did find yourself nowehere?
that is actually rather interesting thought
Where is nowhere? Why did someone decide that it was nowhere?
Who decided it was nowhere?
though I do think people, when they try to, would find shortcuts in their brain
they imagine empty space, call it nowhere, and stop there
they don't bother considering the implications
That’s limited thinking, which is all we possess
indeed
What if we had unlimited thinking?
there's also that one fun poem
@solid onyx c swirlix
Maybe we’d be able to then create our metaphorical, metaphysical concept
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 25 Swirlix
(59.68%)!
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there!
He wasn't there again today,
I wish, I wish he'd go away!
When I came home last night at three,
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall,
I couldn't see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don't you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don't slam the door... (slam!)
Last night I saw upon the stair,
A little man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh, how I wish he'd go away....
I mean, it's probably metaphor of something
but I like to take it literally
because it doesn't make sense but in an unsettling way
Empty space can be unsettling
Especially if you come to expect it as the norm
Imagine being so empty, you can’t even fill it anymore because it’s nothing?
I've had days like that
Nothing here, nothing there but also everywhere
@solid onyx c gothita
Congratulations @hazy coyote! You caught a Level 22 Gothita
(37.63%)!
@solid onyx c gothita
welcome back
You can always sit in my DMs on those days 🫶🏻
hie hiiee 
I'll keep that in mind
though you have made that offer before, and yet I always feel like I am just bothering people
that sounds like a challenge
I accept it
haha
Oh the offer wasn’t on the table?
Success
or attempt to
@solid onyx c medicham
Congratulations @astral mortar! You caught a Level 13 Medicham
(75.27%)! Added to Pokédex. You received 35 Pokécoins!
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@solid onyx c Aron
@solid onyx h
The pokémon is Turt___.
@solid onyx c turtwig
Congratulations @sage dirge! You caught a Level 34 Turtwig
(20.43%)! Added to Pokédex. You received 35 Pokécoins!
@solid onyx c magnemite
@solid onyx c revavroom
@solid onyx h
The pokémon is Tyr___.
@solid onyx c tyrunt
Congratulations @sage dirge! You caught a Level 3 Tyrunt
(61.83%)! Added to Pokédex. You received 35 Pokécoins!
@solid onyx c milcery
Congratulations @sage dirge! You caught a Level 8 Milcery
(35.48%)! Added to Pokédex. You received 35 Pokécoins!
@haughty kernel
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@solid onyx c mienfoo
@solid onyx c gimmighoul
Congratulations @eternal seal! You caught a Level 34 Roaming Gimmighoul
(43.01%)!
@solid onyx c bounsweet
That is the wrong pokémon!
Congratulations @sage dirge! You caught a Level 33 Bounsweet
(48.39%)!
@solid onyx c chespin
@solid onyx c deino
That is the wrong pokémon!
Congratulations @eternal seal! You caught a Level 11 Deino
(42.47%)!
@solid onyx c scatterbug
@solid onyx c Holstein
That is the wrong pokémon!
@solid onyx c jolteon
That is the wrong pokémon!
@solid onyx c flareon
Congratulations @sage dirge! You caught a Level 17 Flareon
(51.08%)! Added to Pokédex. You received 35 Pokécoins!
Omg I’m such an idiot
Eh, it happens
People fumble
@solid onyx c rolycoly
@solid onyx c Schiggy
@solid onyx c tinkatink
@solid onyx c Ralts
Congratulations @rotund folio! You caught a Level 12 Ralts
(29.57%)!
@solid onyx r l
Are you sure you want to release your Level 12 Ralts
(29.57%) No. 729 for 2 pc?
You released 1 pokémon. You received 2 Pokécoins!
@solid onyx c cottini
