fall-guys-chat

[coarse glen]

Np

[scarlet hornet]

Hey wolf I want to ask that did u really got pink pirate costume ?

[severe garden]

Yes, I have the pink pirate costume.

[novel dome]

The Crown Rank is displayed after the name, not before + there's an option in settings to hide your rank level. PLAYMAKER is part of his username

[daring mural]

So you can have spaces in your epic name?

[novel dome]

Yes?

[daring mural]

Ok👍

[livid grove]

10/10 combo

[untold sun]

I am litt lacking 100 showbucks for the fame pass

What should I damn do

[normal hemlock]

Does anyone miss the 60-player games?

Cuz I do

[wraith lark]

every single comment on the fg youtube posts is just "bring back seasons"

[livid grove]

Yea i think we all miss it lol

[hazy island]

how about just bring back updates

[neat basin]

Bring back anything lol. Even if it's irregular and incremental, bring back new games or something

[agile pike]

Hello

I any team

[covert parcel]

yo i just got back on fall guys after like idk 1 year?

any tips to get better again

i used to play on ns now i play on pc

im lvl 17 on crown rank

[normal hemlock]

Lvl 33

I have 167 crowns

Total

[covert parcel]

w

i used to have 508 crowns

[light crest]

how about we just bring back literally anything at this point lol

[light crest]

just play the game and you'll improve naturally

[covert parcel]

ok

[wraith lark]

i have 1689

[wraith lark]

how about we bring back the teleprompter

[neat basin]

Dude why do they even allow people to end up in squads of less than 4 people in a ranked mode? The chances of making it to the final with just 2 people is so slim that the game all but forces people to quit out. The game shouldn't even allow this to happen

[light crest]

bring back the what now

[blazing oasis]

Me too. I'm lvl 50 and when I rejoined I was clueless of what new was happening but im used to it now

[neat basin]

What helped me relearn the game after a long absence (from season 9 until June 2024, during which the physics got reworked and all) was to just watch people a lot, even after I got eliminated. Watch some higher crown ranks go through games. I'm not necessarily talking people with crown rank 85 - which includes almost everyone who hides their crown ranks - since their strategies tend to be on the sweaty side. Maybe people between crown ranks 50 and 70 will typically be familiar with the game but have reasonable strategies for going through stages

[light crest]

I mean tbh fg really is a game that's easy to regain your skill in

After quitting for about 8 months it really only took a few days to get back into my "flow state"

[neat basin]

Yeah that's true, but when I returned the physics had been reworked, so many stages had different ways of going through them, and I had not played any of the creative games, so it was a pretty big adjustment for me

[astral sapphire]

Hi guys

[agile pike]

I mistake chat who

[bleak stirrup]

i feel like they buffed rhinos

[agile pike]

Oop

My tired just my mine platutim 80

Not sure my tired fall guys try trophy more

[wraith lark]

i meant the telegraph

[livid grove]

i kinda wish fall guys didnt turn into a socialslop

why are beans commenting on my platforming 😭

[light crest]

Oh

[wraith lark]

anyway wanna play fg

[bright fable]

Heyhey fella beans 🫘 !

[sick hound]

Bonjour mon ami !

[kindred silo]

Guys

Pls check media

[main dock]

Almost cracking 9,200 crowns.

[kindred silo]

I sent SMTH

[lavish hemlock]

Does anyone wanna play some duos?

[kindred silo]

I sent SMTH in fall guys captures

Pls check it out

[little vigil]

hi

[coarse glen]

Hi

[coarse glen]

Mdr ça va?

[main dock]

I think the sweats are still doing ranked modes.

I'm farming in Knockout.

[livid grove]

Good idea

[main dock]

Yep

[cobalt mulch]

hi

[main dock]

Win or lose, I still gain like 15+ shards just from reaching the finals in Knockout because I maxed out my fame.

[shadow ice]

Omfg pine climb is starting to get on my nerves

It's like from nowhere people are now using the chicken when you get to the top

[blazing oasis]

Fr tho

[shadow ice]

I think people used to do this way before or smt but it's kinda weird that I'm experiencing this today for like the first 2-3 times or smt

[blazing oasis]

Oh u r on Nintendo too

Twin

[shadow ice]

PC and mobile too

But started in switch

So yeah, twin

[blazing oasis]

I did a long break cuz I forgot the password of my acc

Like 1 year

But I remembered :]

[shadow ice]

Dang that's sad

[blazing oasis]

Fr

I was kinda clueless when I rejoined

[shadow ice]

What time was that

[blazing oasis]

Things were new

[shadow ice]

Like what year, month

[blazing oasis]

Like one week ago 🫠

[shadow ice]

Ohhh

[mild helm]

i mean even back in like s8-10 i dont remember them being that populated

[ivory jungle]

a

[serene kiln]

a

[wraith lark]

a

[blazing oasis]

a

[hybrid blade]

Who wants to play?

[serene kiln]

Mee

[turbid pumice]

I have not played this game in forever. Gonna see how well this goes

[daring mural]

That's insane, I only got 67 crowns and that's coming from someone who started in SS1 lol

When did you start playing?

[main dock]

Literally day 1. August 2020.

[daring mural]

Insane dedication wow, day 1 and still playing, respect
Do you have some tips on winning or does it really depend on the map?

[main dock]

Helps to have a bit of foresight with half of the maps.

Aiming to reach the finals all the time is ideal.

[daring mural]

I almost always reach to the final map or the 2nd last map, but usually die cause I LOVE pushing people off edges for fun, but I probably have to stop that If i wanna win more lol

I also think it's really difficult to win some chance based finals, like Hex-a-gone, all hexagon based finals really, and the jungle maze one which i always forget the name of

[terse charm]

Hiii

[daring mural]

Hello

[terse charm]

Hi

[daring mural]

Hello?

[terse charm]

Idk what to talk abt🥹

[serene kiln]

You can Talk about me

[light crest]

Sí

[light crest]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @lilac valley LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUS MESSAGE VRO SIX SAYVENNN 😹✌️

[daring mural]

So funny

[light crest]

✅

[cobalt pelican]

Soup

[muted dust]

Every season we get slime saloon in ranked 😭😭

[dusky perch]

I just joined! Does anyone host tournaments here?

[unkempt swan]

Welcome!! No, we do not host tournaments here

[dusky perch]

Gotcha! Does anyone know where I might look? I can just try searching again

[marsh yacht]

LF 2 for squads ideally a couple dm me

[unkempt swan]

Check out #squads-lfg
There's other players looking for a team

[gaunt lotus]

I have this feeling with rebound run lmao, at this point I reckon I've ran 1000 laps of that map 😭

[livid grove]

found those mt levels far more replayable than the average ugc level, idk why

besides replayability theyre just kinda fun

[lilac valley]

downfalls that need to be studied

[novel dome]

Me when no reaction perms

[light crest]

no

[light crest]

✅

[lilac valley]

true, it would be redundant when it's all layed out in chat

[light crest]

wait no i meant there was no downfall

[lilac valley]

oh well that's rather strange, I never would have thought that possibility

[fathom compass]

Yo anyone down for ranked squads I keep getting 🍔 Random’s 😭 I’m crown rank 73

[lilac valley]

im not doing anything rn

[mild helm]

maybe stop turning your random teammates into burgers

[lilac valley]

i was gonna say

what does getting burgers on fall guys even mean

[mild helm]

bun, i suppose

[lilac valley]

like if i get milk on csgo is that like analogy too

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-meme-enigma-milk-patrick-star-gif-17910155379298946082

[light crest]

well its true

[light crest]

this made me laugh way more than it should've

[lilac valley]

I'm sure you believe that, it's an opinion that lines up with your world view 1:1

[light crest]

i mean ig vro

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[light crest]

✅

[leaden sable]

[main dock]

Oh my god, I almost won from Puzzle Path in Knockout.

Then it was a 1v1 Hex-A-Gone but my opponent just kept running.

[serene kiln]

🤣

[scarlet hornet]

Yo bulletkin how are u my friend ?

[scarlet hornet]

It's cute but not a good 😭

[sweet jolt]

It’s horrible having Hoverboad Heroes as a first round on Solos and it’s even worse when at the finish line you have those pinball flingers and people fail to get to the finish

There was 30 people in the lobby and now there was only 5 left

[neat basin]

Is there some secret Discord exclusive to people with crown ranks 85? lol

I swear I see the same names in different combinations all the time

[upbeat eagle]

yo anyone up to play?

[astral sapphire]

Anybody up to play?

[brittle compass]

sup

[silk quail]

Hey

🍦🥪

[brittle compass]

lol

[silk quail]

In the chat

[marble crow]

there are some groups for tournaments if you were thinking about that?

[blazing oasis]

Hi

[hollow kernel]

liking piano is crazy

violin on top

[untold sun]

Any one down for duos

[agile pike]

I hard tiredness

No nice trophy guide ps

😢🏆

[blazing oasis]

Bruh they should remove the rubber chicken in pine climb ugh.

[blazing oasis]

What?

[shadow ice]

omfg x treme squads is a disaster i can't get to the 2nd round

i need people for this

my randoms can't even qualify

Ok finally got to a final

[hearty gulch]

do you need a teammate on the mode @shadow ice? cause i can jump in to help

[hearty gulch]

not really, it is just that there is so few of us who are level 80+ that when we run into another one we take note, and often end being either friends or acquaintances

[shadow ice]

What's your cr

[hearty gulch]

82

[shadow ice]

I'm 70

Bro there are so many pros in that mode

[hearty gulch]

and 5k+ past gold, i can try to see if any of my friends are on to try to fill out a squad, though i cant make promises as it is only around 9AM on a sunday where i am and most of my friends are in similiar time zones

[shadow ice]

I just got to bronze rn

[shadow ice]

It's 9 am for me too, I'll have to go soon in like an hour or smt

[hearty gulch]

well if you are at bronze even two of us together should be able to get far enough in runs to get you progress even if i cant get anyone else to help us

what is your in game username, i can send you a friend request quick and we should hopefully be able to get you at least some progress in that amount of time

[shadow ice]

Kris 82

[hearty gulch]

and if you are available later today at some point i can try to get a few others to help out

[shadow ice]

I can play on switch later cuz I'm in PC rn

[hearty gulch]

i just sent a friend request

i hate this variation with the stupid fans

it flung me just a bit too far to the side there

[shadow ice]

it's okay

hopefully we win

[hearty gulch]

we are 2nd still so i think we should be good

seeing as the last bean seemed to have no idea where they were going there

[shadow ice]

Lol

[hearty gulch]

i'm not wrong on that front though 😉

[shadow ice]

Omfg hyperdrive, that random is dead

Okay this is it

I'm gonna play later

Nooooo not hex a gone

[hollow kernel]

@shadow ice @shadow ice I can help also

When r u guys on

[shadow ice]

Yayy

[hearty gulch]

and one crown down for you @shadow ice

[shadow ice]

We timed out

Okay I gtg

Or js play on switch

[hearty gulch]

when will you be on later?

[shadow ice]

Like 3 hours or smt

I'm gonna go sumwhere and I don't think the internet would be good on road

[hearty gulch]

i will try to see about getting some of my other friends to join us, though cannot guarantee things as it will be a bit short on notice for most of them

[shadow ice]

Okay

[hearty gulch]

shoot me a message in discord when you get back on, and i will try to message my friend in the meantime

[shadow ice]

Ok

[hollow kernel]

Whoops I meant to ping u as well but I can also help others 🙏

[raven heart]

is there something wrong with friends list?

[agile pike]

I don't know my bored

Any platutim

My ps tiredness

[silk quail]

Hosting a custom soon in fall guys go to customs_ LFG in about 4 hours

[earnest onyx]

Hi

[robust dragon]

Hi

[eager cliff]

No chickens in castle siege? What the heck?

[radiant sleet]

@light bobcat je t’aime mon reuf sache le

[gaunt lotus]

just need to restart, has happened to me before on pine climb and roller derby too

but a quick restart made them appear again

[nimble loom]

Tysm

[muted dust]

Omg I hate this one tooo. Why do we get it so much 😭😭

[wraith lark]

rebound run is like an eff juan racd

[scarlet hornet]

Anyone up for extreme game

Come fast

[blazing oasis]

Bruhhh

I played with a hacker

How im i supposed to win 😭

His user is Goretzka

Idk how to report him rn

Cuz the game ended..

He was double jumping , speeding etc

Yessss himmm I seen him too pls report

[marble crow]

oh yea, if you ever see him again, even if he qualifies before you, you can just click settings and then report

[blazing oasis]

Ty

I was so pissed

He casually won hexagon finals by hacking

[marble crow]

i had a Roll Off final round w him

he went flying for the whole round, at the end he came back but was friendly fortunately

[blazing oasis]

I did a pic of him but unfortunately I'm on Nintendo

So i can't show it

[amber jasper]

i just faced him

we went for timer tho

[blazing oasis]

Ah lucky...

[amber jasper]

he had like high jumps

[blazing oasis]

And speed

[amber jasper]

i got him again...

im just spam reporting him

[blazing oasis]

Sad...

Its like he is following us

And he have the gut to say I love you with the fall guys messages...

[amber jasper]

maybe 1 of the 3 mods will take care of him someday

[blazing oasis]

Hope so

I am

[livid grove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FallGuysGame-mobile-fall-guys-aBFVimlDLg1Jcy5Z97

[fallen narwhal]

Hello guys im new

[hearty gulch]

@shadow ice i see your invite, just finishing up a ranked knockout run, will pull you in to party once done

[shadow ice]

Okay

[hearty gulch]

and one of my friends is online at this point to help up out too

[shadow ice]

Nice

Full squad😭

Cool

[hearty gulch]

i brought some reinforcements 😉

[shadow ice]

[shadow ice]

When did yall started playing

I started when the game was free💔

[hearty gulch]

me back when the game came free to play (June of 22), sponge in spring of 2021

[shadow ice]

Cool

[hearty gulch]

our fourth is a friend i got hooked on the game late last year

[shadow ice]

And he's already cr 57

That's fast

[hearty gulch]

it helps that i am also friends with a bunch of level 85 beans, and we kind of did a good bit of fall guys boot camping with him

[kindred silo]

I am playing since aug 5 2020 cr rank 43

Yall r cracked

[shadow ice]

That's cool

There's another cr 85 in the lobby

[hearty gulch]

ironically another friend of mine

[shadow ice]

Wait rlly

My father was calling me @hearty gulch

[hearty gulch]

messaging them right now to see if they may be game to try timing out depending on if we make it to finals

and many of us high levels are at minimum are aware of each other

[shadow ice]

Dude there are so many cr 85s here

I'm not winning this alone

[hearty gulch]

two of the beans on their team are randoms

[shadow ice]

Yay kraken slam

[kindred silo]

Lmk if yall won

[hearty gulch]

we didnt

we got kraken which neither group can time out on so shrugs

[shadow ice]

Omfg my switch is dying I gotta charge it

[kindred silo]

Switch is 2026 is crazy ngl

How do you bear the graphics

[kindred silo]

Awh man

[shadow ice]

Yay I won it for us

[hearty gulch]

we got a victory on the third attempt though

[shadow ice]

I thought we would time it out

[hearty gulch]

yep, the bean i was backpacking for a bit there was another friend of mine btw

[shadow ice]

Loll

5 points for silver

[hearty gulch]

what rank are you at at this point btw? i know you had mentioned about being bronze when we talked this morning

[shadow ice]

Bronze 3 45/50

[hearty gulch]

@shadow ice not sure if your switch died or you got disconnected?

@shadow ice if you are able to get back on once your system recharges, send me an invite on the game to let me know, and we can try again to work on getting you to gold at that point

both me and sponge are game to continue working on it with you later today

[terse charm]

How many sub-ranks does gold have cuz I'm at gold 4 😭🙏

[hearty gulch]

assuming you are meaning for ranked knockouts @terse charm, and if so gold, ace and star all have 5 subranks

[agile pike]

I tired

[terse charm]

I thought they all have 3, it's gonna be SO hard to rank up cuz I didn't play in ages

[agile pike]

I am deaf just fall guys very hard yet trophy why low baller

🤔

[hearty gulch]

just keep at it and you will get there @terse charm you have just over a month still left for ranked knockouts season

[shadow ice]

I'm so sorry

I had to go eat

[terse charm]

Thanks but I don't play that much

So idk

[hearty gulch]

np

working on getting us a fourth quick

[kindred silo]

Les go

W

[grim folio]

does anyone know what server has the highest population for regular solos?

[light crest]

Us East

[hearty gulch]

that gets you to silver at this point right @shadow ice ?

[shadow ice]

Almost silver

[terse charm]

Legs gooo I reached ace

[shadow ice]

Omfg...

I want this grind to be over

@hearty gulch finally silver

The pain is just starting

[hearty gulch]

now is the real climb

5 wins to get you gold

popcore and ronnie in lobby are friendly

[terse charm]

Wait are you playing X-TREME?

[hearty gulch]

yes we are

[shadow ice]

Yes

[terse charm]

Ohhh okay

[shadow ice]

It's so painful

I never got the x treme ranked nickname

[terse charm]

I didn't even play it 😭🙏

[shadow ice]

Oh okay

[terse charm]

But I'm so happy that I reached ACE for the first time

Is 200 points maximum u need for another sub-rank?

I'mma try X-TREME

[shadow ice]

Don't do it alone

I tried and it was impossible

[terse charm]

I don't have friends bruh

I'm at contender though

[terse charm]

What am I even supposed to do then 😭🙏

[shadow ice]

@hearty gulch noooo I wanted to time it out💔

Welp we still won

[hearty gulch]

it was a good attempt

[shadow ice]

All gold

[hearty gulch]

yep

[shadow ice]

I think you should look for people here js like I did

[terse charm]

Did u reach gold?

[shadow ice]

Not yet

Silver 2 tho

[terse charm]

Thats good

I'mma try one match alone

Aaand I died

But still won round tho

[hearty gulch]

once we get kris to gold, i can see if my friends would still be up for helping another bean, however it is going to depend on if they have the availability or not @terse charm

cause depending on who we get in lobbies it can take a decent chunk of time

[terse charm]

Okayy

Somehow won 2nd round

Nooo one of our teammates disconnected

[hearty gulch]

stay in though , at contender even getting out in 3rd round will get you points

[terse charm]

And we lost

Yeah randoms are buns

I'mma play normal ranked cuz I want to reach star but long grind

[hearty gulch]

gg @shadow ice

[shadow ice]

Easiest final yet

All gold again

[hearty gulch]

3 more wins to go

[terse charm]

W

DUDE CMON MY GAME CRASHED AGAIN I HATE PS4

[solid cave]

at the start of a round?

[terse charm]

2nd round but middle

Middle of the round if u didn't understand

[shadow ice]

Wow we did it

W @hearty gulch

[hearty gulch]

2 more wins to go

[shadow ice]

Yayy

[hearty gulch]

dont ask me how i managed to survive that one jump, got extremely lucky

[solid cave]

ok nevermind then

[terse charm]

How did I manage to survive THAT jump in #fall-guys-captures 😭

[solid cave]

wow

[hearty gulch]

was a hexaterrestrial finals and blind jumped backwards as i almost got cutoff and managed to land the jump

[terse charm]

Or shortly atoms aligned perfectly

[hearty gulch]

that is one way of putting it

1 more win left

[shadow ice]

Loll 4v1 @hearty gulch

That guy had no chance

[hearty gulch]

i kind of felt sorry for that one bean

they were running like crazy

[shadow ice]

All gold again

[shadow ice]

Yeah...

[shadow ice]

Omfg that is some x-treme luck

[terse charm]

U got potential

[shadow ice]

Thin ice @hearty gulch

Shouldn't be that hard

[terse charm]

Are mastery items worth it?

[shadow ice]

YES

[hearty gulch]

congrats @shadow ice

[shadow ice]

FINALLY GOLD

[terse charm]

W

[shadow ice]

THAAAANKS

[hearty gulch]

np

[shadow ice]

[hearty gulch]

sponge said to say congrats to you also

[shadow ice]

Say tyy to him from me

[hearty gulch]

sponge said no problem glad to do it

[shadow ice]

This was such a torture
I think I'm getting a headache from the stress lol

[hearty gulch]

@terse charm give us a short break to get some food and we can try to pull you in to get gold

and as a note we may have to split the work on it between today and another day

[terse charm]

Tyy, no problem take ur time

[terse charm]

Kk

[hearty gulch]

what is your in game username that way i can shoot you a friend request

[terse charm]

Rafydan87

I didn't choose it btw

[hearty gulch]

np

i have seen some crazy ones that are default usernames in game

[terse charm]

Kk

My bean is so buns bruh

[terse charm]

Hold on how many pts do I get per win at ACE

[median quartz]

No

[hearty gulch]

regardless of the rank you are at, an outright win in ranked knockout will progress you the equivalent of a full sub rank @terse charm

if you are eliminated in the finals at ace it gets you 50 points or a quarter of a subrank in that case

[terse charm]

Ohh okay

And if I win I progress with 1 subrank?

[hearty gulch]

yep

at ace the points are as follows:
Out In Points +/-
1 -25
2 -15
3 +5
4 (Final) +50
Win outright +200 (1 subrank)

Once you hit Star the points shift to:
Out In Points +/-
1 -25
2 -20
3 -10
4(Final) +10
Win outright +200 (1 subrank)

that should help you with the ranked knockout @terse charm

[terse charm]

Oh thanks

Btw @hearty gulch we play another day?

Or today

[hearty gulch]

we should be ready shortly

[terse charm]

Kk

[hearty gulch]

we are actually going to have someone else who had reached out to me on the fall guys reddit needing help with the mode as our fourth bean

sent you an invite to party when you are ready @terse charm

[terse charm]

Hold on I'm fighting with my stick drift

[terse charm]

Kk

[hearty gulch]

restarting my game quick, having trouble bringing in the fourth

brb

going to try bringing you into party

sent you an invite to party to bring you in after joining them to try to get everyone in

[terse charm]

Mb

I got in

[hearty gulch]

np

sorry for delay with it getting everyone in

[terse charm]

Np

Srry if I die cuz I'm buns

[hearty gulch]

np

[terse charm]

My WiFi

[hearty gulch]

did you get disconnected?

[terse charm]

No

I died tho

[hearty gulch]

it is okay

[terse charm]

We prob gon lose

HOLY

W timer

[hearty gulch]

right now both bandit (the sponge) and i are well past gold and safe, you are in the points were even if we get eliminated early you dont lose points, and our fourth is at silver 1 meaning they cant go down

[terse charm]

Kk

He disconnected

It's only us 3

[hearty gulch]

he apologized as he backed out thinking we were going to get eliminated as sponge and i both bodied off

[terse charm]

I'm abt to crash out cuz my stick drift is driving me insane

I couldnt make the jump

[hearty gulch]

dont worry

[terse charm]

I wont

And that's why I hate kraken slam

[livid grove]

Kraken slams defo the best finale

[light crest]

Is this kraken slam hate within my vision of my telecommunicative device

[terse charm]

Did I summon you guys? 😭

[light crest]

✅

[livid grove]

Im some day hoping for an angry response

[hearty gulch]

guys dont be a jerk

everyone has the finals that they like, and that is all there is to it

[livid grove]

Yep

[hearty gulch]

some like kraken, some like blastballs, some like the modern ones

that is all there is to it

[terse charm]

I like the finale where u climb up and there's those chicken bats

I don't remember the name but I always win on it

[light crest]

oh dear

[hearty gulch]

and take two @terse charm

[terse charm]

That's what I do

[livid grove]

Apples and Oranges my fav finale

[terse charm]

That rhymed 😭

[echo glen]

Can i hate kraken slam real quick

[terse charm]

Who keeps dying

[hearty gulch]

me cause my other friend just joined the vc i am in and is distracting me

[terse charm]

Ohhh np

Damn gold on this one

Ts has to be a win

Good run

[hearty gulch]

agreed

[terse charm]

Missclick

I'mma follow sponges strategy

[wraith lark]

can i play with yall

[terse charm]

W

[terse charm]

We already full players sorry

[wraith lark]

ok

[hearty gulch]

@terse charm did you get disconnected?

[terse charm]

I pressed play again wth

[hearty gulch]

np

[terse charm]

Btw what region are y'all playing on

[wraith lark]

europe

[hearty gulch]

the bean in the sonic outfit is party leader, but i am assuming that probably one of the us servers

[terse charm]

Thats why I'm lagging then

[wraith lark]

which us server tho

[terse charm]

How would we know 😭

[hearty gulch]

not sure

[terse charm]

I slipped XD

[hearty gulch]

is there a reason in particular why you are asking @wraith lark ?

[wraith lark]

ask him

[hearty gulch]

np @terse charm

[wraith lark]

or her

[terse charm]

He not in discord server I think

[wraith lark]

goddamnit

[terse charm]

He texted @hearty gulch from reddit

[wraith lark]

why cant kouganei just ask if they have discord on reddit

[terse charm]

Ask him not me 😭

DAMN first place

[wraith lark]

@him whats ur discord user

[hearty gulch]

@wraith lark again i ask is there a reason in particular why you have to know what exact server we are on?

[wraith lark]

i forgot

[terse charm]

Wth I never played ts map of roll on

[wraith lark]

can xtreme squads ranked js end already i want my rewards

[terse charm]

No cuz in still contender 😭

[hearty gulch]

please dont take it personally, but in this particular mode where grabbers and griefers are rife one of the few reasons i can think for a person not in our party and whom i have no idea who they are would want to know is because they have malicious intent

[wraith lark]

i remember a time when i had the active role

what more does doctor fall guy want from me

[terse charm]

W we won

[hearty gulch]

if it were any other mode, or if i knew you i would be more than willing to check and let you know, but not on this one

[terse charm]

I reached bronze

[wraith lark]

congrats

[terse charm]

Thankss

[wraith lark]

can i help yall

[terse charm]

We full party

[hearty gulch]

as we have a full party we dont need a fourth at the moment

[wraith lark]

oh ye i forogt

[terse charm]

Np

[wraith lark]

imma js play explore

a map called “FALL GUYS!!!!!!” and thr preview image is a billion lilypads

[terse charm]

😭

Matchmaking so long I can go take a piss 2 times and come back 😭🙏

[wraith lark]

whoever made this map either is a toddler or a kaizo maker

[terse charm]

Got straight launched to heaven 😭

[hearty gulch]

we are swapping out sponge for another of my friends since sponge has to step away

[terse charm]

Ohhh

Sponge was coo- GARRY?

[north needle]

Yes yes

[wraith lark]

ur garry?

[terse charm]

Is that u GARRY?

[north needle]

Yup

[terse charm]

Bruh

If we win now I'mma get to silver

I think

@hearty gulch it's still 3 sub-ranks right?

[hearty gulch]

you are somewhere around bronze 2 +15 points right?

no bronze is 4 sub-ranks

[terse charm]

I'm at bronze three

Awhh

[hearty gulch]

been trying to keep a rough running total

two wins will get you to silver

[terse charm]

Yeah

[wraith lark]

my ps4 appears to be having issues

[terse charm]

I play on ps4 too

[wraith lark]

do you have to restart ur ps4 everytimr you put a disk in it

[terse charm]

No

That's hardware issue

[wraith lark]

crikey

[terse charm]

Does ur fall guys always crash?

[wraith lark]

HOWS THE DISK ALREADY HOT I PUT IT IN FOR 5 MINUTES

[wraith lark]

no

[terse charm]

Hardware issue again

[terse charm]

Mine does

[wraith lark]

how much will it be in iqd

[terse charm]

Be what

[wraith lark]

iraqi dinars

[terse charm]

Idk

Omg I sold

[wraith lark]

sold what

[hearty gulch]

@wraith lark we are mid game and you were distracting @terse charm with your questions that is what

[terse charm]

I died when I texted him it's not his fault

I mean I already died

[wraith lark]

how is it my fault

[hearty gulch]

apparently it is not

[livid grove]

everyone stop arguing!

[wraith lark]

its like texting and driving is the person the driver was texting at fault

[terse charm]

Make the screen bigger I'm trying to drive

[wraith lark]

the car is at fault because the car didnt press the brake pedal

[hearty gulch]

lol

[terse charm]

Text*

Is garry afk?

[hearty gulch]

yeah

[terse charm]

Kk

[hearty gulch]

he had to step away for a second

[terse charm]

Okay

[hearty gulch]

he should be back in a minute or two at most

[terse charm]

Ill watch ttk

I didn't miss hexagone at all 😭

[hearty gulch]

friendly beans in here

[terse charm]

Wait nvm it's the space one

[hearty gulch]

gg

[terse charm]

Ggs

[hearty gulch]

that was a team of friends of mine btw

[terse charm]

Lol

[hearty gulch]

who were good to time it out

[bitter copper]

D

[terse charm]

All gold

Btw I always die cuz my ps4 is a grandpa

Ain't no way garry

[livid grove]

oh come on garry why

[terse charm]

W

[hearty gulch]

yes way

it is possible to time it out just really hard

[terse charm]

Gg I reached silver

[north needle]

hell ya

[terse charm]

Yall

I gtg

Same time tmrw?

[hearty gulch]

we can try to coordinate, but i will have to see what friends i might have available tomorrow

[terse charm]

Kk

[hearty gulch]

i am assuming probably around 6PM EST is what time you would be free (for context it is right now around 7:45PM EST and was 6PM EST when we started today)

[severe garden]

For me it’s <t:1779666540:t>

[livid grove]

😱

[stone parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-meme-wait-a-minute-gif-14484132

[manic bobcat]

really like the hoverboard heroes event. lots of grabbers though

[main dock]

Been farming in Knockout again. 8 crowns from like 5 wins and refreshing to count the shards from converted fame.

[rotund coral]

REMOVE HOOPSIE LEGENDS FROM RANKED KNOCKOUT WAY TO RNG TO BE IN THERE

[lilac valley]

it still weeds out bad players

[hearty wedge]

Is anyone else experiencing frequent game crashes?

Just curious

[hearty gulch]

i have been actually getting fewer disconnects since the update, particularly when it comes to the "failed to download level" error message for the creatives rounds

[cyan robin]

I never played fall guys looking for teammates I play on PlayStation dm me just trying have fun play game

[civic herald]

hi

[manic bobcat]

frantic factory too. too much rng

[past pecan]

current physics is absolutely toxic. what happened to make you launch off an edge!

should add i got 1800 hours... and been playing since pre-release...last season wasn't this awful!

[light crest]

you probably jumped at a ledge

[past pecan]

i mean, yeah, i hit an edge. didn't realize it would launch be 100 ft away

[light crest]

What map was it

[past pecan]

roll out final so extra frustrating

body block is probably as bad as S6

but at least i am used to that being an issue

[mild helm]

wdym by last season exactly

[past pecan]

i go by the ranked knockout as a season these days but by S6 i mean first f2p

[mild helm]

ftp was s7, was it not?

[marble crow]

What is up with this Rocket League on Unreal engine 6 guys?!?!

[light crest]

ah I see

[past pecan]

might've been, just sort of went off top of my head

[mild helm]

fair enough!

[mild helm]

roll off has interesting physics

[lilac valley]

so was it s6 or s7

[past pecan]

there are times you can run on roll out and times you ahve to jump

[light crest]

im sure you could've died in more goofy ways than whatever happened to you

[mild helm]

im sure theyd make sense if i went and studied them but they dont feel super consistent, especially with fall forever physics

in fairness its been like a billion years since ive played so maybe they fixed it but id be surprised LMAO

[lilac valley]

c'mon bullet don't sell, say your iconic catchphrase

[past pecan]

haha no they have not, so its extra frustrating....basically show up now to clear ranked ko and the banner

however this odd launching yourself off edges is very frustrating when combined with body block

[light crest]

HAHAHAHAHAHA SIX SAYVENNNNN LMAOOOOOO

DO YOU GET IT LIKE SIX SEVEN AHAHAHAHA

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-angel-darkness-pixelbandits-bart-gif-11921642183426301995

[light crest]

mb vro didn't see ts until now

[past pecan]

i'm 39 with no kids. i do not get it

[mild helm]

what exactly is, like, happening

[past pecan]

like you launch at a 45 degree angle

[lilac valley]

only 3 of these words were needed 🕊️

[past pecan]

its instant RIP on any map survival map

[light crest]

dw she likes to stretch sentences out

it's like when you have a word count minimum on an essay and gotta yap a little extra to make the exact same point

[lilac valley]

I was gonna say something, but i'm on thin ice atp

[past pecan]

last essay i wrote was 20 years ago, use a better refernce haha

[light crest]

i think i can see where you're headed with that one lmao

[lilac valley]

It's like when I stretch out the last 20 minutes of "work" in the restroom

[light crest]

ngl that one is something you genuinely probably shouldn't say here

[light crest]

oh that's not what i was expecting at all

[mild helm]

like, sideways of where youre facing?

[past pecan]

nah, just edge of a hex

[lilac valley]

that was my censored version approved by the chinese party

[light crest]

Usually happens when you turn backwards and jump while facing the edge of a hex

[light crest]

fair enough actually

[lilac valley]

oh

[light crest]

fym oh

[lilac valley]

i mean ok

[light crest]

o

[lilac valley]

like I guess we can just disregard whatever that message was that simply existed for .3 seconds

and will be a mystery forever

[light crest]

wait did I miss something

[lilac valley]

and forever in this case is going to be about a minute

[lilac valley]

evidently yes

[light crest]

Damn

[past pecan]

yeah but with body block where it is at right now, you can easily get moved where you don't want to be

[light crest]

What was it

[lilac valley]

idk i can't read at the speed of .3 seconds

[light crest]

Bodyblocks are nothing compared to what they used to be lol

[light crest]

damn

[past pecan]

but you used to be able to use body block to kill. now i feel you have to just take it

[lilac valley]

you can still kill people body blocking them, you just have to really be good at it

[light crest]

it's really hard to not make a joke out of that

[lilac valley]

ik being 12 is tuff fr

[light crest]

you can still joust people though

just not as badly as before

which honestly I'd say is a good thing

[light crest]

frfr aura farming competition of tiki tiki aura tom phonk and yara yara aura jerry phonk

[past pecan]

my personal favorite was block party but oddly body block doesn't happen there

[light crest]

block party has always been mid imo

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-death-execution-death-penalty-sorrow-gif-25100565

[lilac valley]

only because they fumbled the chance at block party finale time and time again

[light crest]

✅

[lilac valley]

even with creative tools you miss out on it's true potential

[mild helm]

honestly thinking about it now youre not wrong

its super fun but its kind of questionably designed

[light crest]

indeed

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-scream-rooster-scream-chicken-scream-meme-chicken-cursed-rooster-cursed-gif-2808612900815966706

[mild helm]

i dont. like. linear stages with set layouts in my fg

[lilac valley]

that's what im saying

[past pecan]

when body block was at its worst, not moving on block party was pretty fun

[lilac valley]

block party finale could've had them coming from 3 or 4 directions

with tile floor that withers away 2 and a half minutes in

[past pecan]

hard mode block party was a great addition, wish it showed up more often now

[light crest]

awake

[lilac valley]

asleep

[mild helm]

i like the idea of parkour party, i think they shouldve had a level that was just moving platforms like that

[light crest]

ykw you right let the chat die

[past pecan]

i really enjoyed the 5 minutes of co-op thought that was really fun

[mild helm]

course it wouldve been bad just due to the nature of a survival final but it wouldve at least been cool

[lilac valley]

co-op was fun when you made the random rage quit

[mild helm]

i liked the co-op stuff

to some extent i wish it was more involved but youre mostly playing with randoms who may or may not know the stage so whatever

[light crest]

man the co-op stuff was so irrelevant i forgot it existed lmao

[lilac valley]

fr fr

[light crest]

they really gave up on it after a few weeks and it was never seen again

[lilac valley]

it felt like 1 week tops

[past pecan]

when it worked it was amazing... but that was like 10% of the time

[lilac valley]

most wasted idea ever

[light crest]

its only purpose it served was a crown grind method which during that era there were already a million different methods

[lilac valley]

and also rage baiting

[light crest]

that's literally any of mt's ideas ngl

[lilac valley]

yeah but this one isn't even around anymore

we at least get to deal with the fall out of the other stuff

[mild helm]

co-op stuff lowkey tricked me into liking this game

[lilac valley]

we're sorry to hear that happened to you

[past pecan]

there is still a joy when you get forced into duos with someone below 10 who is willing to hop on your back

[hollow mantle]

hi

[mild helm]

i think in general i end up liking the less pressure-filled stages because the stressful stages like races and hunts are also coincidentally the ones that suck

[lilac valley]

except Peak Climb

[mild helm]

shoutout survivals my goats (theyre not good but theyre fun as hell)

[light crest]

"forced into duos with someone" lost me there ngl ✌️💔

i would rather die than play with randoms

[mild helm]

are you referring to sc or is this a creative level

[light crest]

HIS creative level

[past pecan]

haha i just want my 8k points and don't care about friends. at level 74 an extra crown mean s0

[lilac valley]

you gained 90% of my respect with this take

[mild helm]

fire emoji?

[light crest]

i mean ig vro

[mild helm]

random queue wouldve been more fun if squads was, like, good

[lilac valley]

"ig vro" is CRAZY vro

[light crest]

ngl i just don't really care about grinding points after doing it the first few times

[past pecan]

have you had the joy of a 1 v 4 volleyfall

[lilac valley]

haven't even played latest version

[mild helm]

pfft

i just dont like volleyfall

[hollow mantle]

yea

[light crest]

only if i have some friends inv me then i just end up playing squads x farming points naturally but it's not like im going out of my way to farm them

[lilac valley]

real

[mild helm]

volleyfall i think is one of those stages thats only liked because people developed stockholm syndrome from the other levels with spotty connection issues

[lilac valley]

it would need to be 2 birds one stone for me

[light crest]

fr

[lilac valley]

like 2 actual birds would need to die for ts

[light crest]

im never gonna open fall guys with the sole thought of grinding a team mode or anything like that though

[past pecan]

its just very fun beating 4 peeps

[mild helm]

suppose thats fair

[light crest]

dw ill sacrifice them

[mild helm]

gimme 1v4 blast ball if youre gonna make me do that

[past pecan]

i just jump off the edge on blast ball who cares

[mild helm]

i cares!!!

[lilac valley]

i care when it causes suffering

[past pecan]

at least you could push people off when it first came out...now its just long and tedious

[mild helm]

i stand by that blast ball is objectively one of the better stages in the game, even if its. yknow, blast ball

okay fair actually

i havent played it that much since ff but i dont remember loving the changes

[light crest]

I mean it's always been long and tedious though

[past pecan]

yeah but you could at least push someone off before it hit final ring...now its always final ring so better to just jump off and rest

[lilac valley]

good squad games

[hollow mantle]

my least favorite is that penguin stage

[light crest]

off topic but chicken nuggets gotta be one of the most overrated foods aot

[past pecan]

the joy of team games not being in ranked

[light crest]

chicken tenders clear in every aspect ngl

[lilac valley]

you had me in the first half ngl

[past pecan]

its because you are old and your taste buds died. got to go back to being 10 and then they are fire

[lilac valley]

this is something i greatly agree on

[light crest]

huh

im not that old lol

[hollow mantle]

I’m way too scared too play ranked I barely win a normal game

[light crest]

ive always preferred chicken tenders

[lilac valley]

bullet roleplaying as someone who fell for rage bait

and its fun and all, but this is srs

[past pecan]

true facts, taste buds die as you age so stuff doesn't have as much flavor which is why you shift to spice

[light crest]

dw im trying to become a top tier larper

[lilac valley]

if i fell for it personally i'd just go with it

yeah personally i like chicken nuggets more, i like that my baby teeth never grew out and im just a childish man abomination

[light crest]

yeah but they don't start deteriorating until adulthood

[hollow mantle]

tbh nuggets taste good sometimes and most of the time they’re not as tasty

[light crest]

damn

[past pecan]

i swear burger king had amazing chicken tenders but the recipe changed... then i learned it didn't change... i just can't taste the pepper anymore

though we are talking 20 years ago

[light crest]

i just love the crispiness of the cornbread on chicken tenders that chicken nuggets could never provide

[lilac valley]

i locked in for no reason

[hollow mantle]

Exactly

[past pecan]

thats why korean bbq destroyed kfc....that crispiness is just next level

[light crest]

they probably lowered the quality of their food production in order to maximize profits

it's what a majority of companies that make food of any type do

[lilac valley]

i actually had fresh spicy tenders today those mfs took me to heaven

[light crest]

I had some crispy korean peanut chicken yesterday

genuinely was so good i thought i might cry

[lilac valley]

fr fr

[light crest]

ngl flamed my taste buds to hell and back bc i was impatient to eat it but other than that it was genuinely heavenly

[past pecan]

i wish that was the case, but i just got old

[lilac valley]

sometimes i burn myself on purpose its so good

[light crest]

it's okay vro there's still so much more to enjoy in life

[light crest]

frfr

[lilac valley]

not to rain on the parade but its 2026

[past pecan]

haha i got blocked but lets just say that you can build tolerance that can go down but it doesn't come out so nice

[light crest]

shh im tryna be inspirational

[lilac valley]

mb keep gaslighting king

[past pecan]

also its not worth it, but buy a bidet regardless

[light crest]

not too sure what the context is but sure

[light crest]

thank you i will

[lilac valley]

i bought $400 worth of lego as soon as i got paid so there's that

[light crest]

Damn

[past pecan]

how spicy you make your food

[light crest]

That's almost enough to buy btd6

[mild helm]

what about liquiddarking

[light crest]

generally not at all

[lilac valley]

turns out my coworkers daughter a lego fan and she was raging when she found out what my collection looked like

[past pecan]

then you don't have to fear

[light crest]

Oh I see

@lilac valley fear for your life

[lilac valley]

If i only played i could get this joke, but replacing it with lego makes the same difference

[lilac valley]

are you srs, i just stopped caring about it

[light crest]

damn

[lilac valley]

you could tell by the fact i played fall guys this year

[light crest]

yeah but then i came back into your life

[lilac valley]

true

ok i'll need to get my affairs in order so i may begin to fear

[light crest]

good

[scarlet hornet]

Yo bulletkin how are u ?

[scarlet hornet]

Looks like I never add u in game

Toytyis is also in my friend list

[light crest]

uhh good hbu

[scarlet hornet]

I don't want to add jaba

[scarlet hornet]

Me too

Can I add u as a friend in fall guys ?

[lilac valley]

I can't believe you forgot about me

https://tenor.com/view/lego-death-execution-death-penalty-sorrow-gif-25100565

[mild helm]

i just looked at my desk and saw some of the old art i doodled onto it and was like oh dear

[scarlet hornet]

I don't remind about randoms lol 😆

[lilac valley]

ah hell nah

I know you did not make random accusations

[scarlet hornet]

Who are u ?

[lilac valley]

HELLA ironic

[scarlet hornet]

Never heard your name before

[lilac valley]

IT'S ME

[light crest]

who

[scarlet hornet]

🤔

[lilac valley]

Bandersnatch

[scarlet hornet]

Jaba_fg

[lilac valley]

well on discord

[light crest]

who is that

[lilac valley]

bullet how did you forget jaba, he a homie

[scarlet hornet]

Bruhh are u not on telegram group

[light crest]

ahh yes ofc mb

[scarlet hornet]

No bro I don't remember u sorry

[lilac valley]

fr come back to the telegram

[light crest]

ok ok mb

[lilac valley]

its ok i dont remember you either

just bullet does

[scarlet hornet]

Bruh did u change your name or what ?

[lilac valley]

yeah that's proably why

[scarlet hornet]

I never heard the name bander

Before so

[lilac valley]

Bander is my discord name now

[scarlet hornet]

On telegram ?

[lilac valley]

not so fast buddty

now you have to remember me organically

fair is fair

[scarlet hornet]

Wait let me see on tg

[lilac valley]

we didn't dominate all those fg games for nothing

me bullet and jaba lwk just haven't been on fall guys in a minute yk

[scarlet hornet]

Sorry bruh I don't even remember now 😭

It's hard to remember

[lilac valley]

man no one remembers no one

that's so wild fr

[scarlet hornet]

I know jenya, accuwu,floyzi,repinek,orey

[lilac valley]

its ok tho we'll remember

[scarlet hornet]

And bulletkin

[whole meadow]

Why is there just a few people playing fall guys now

[mild helm]

who are any of you 🔥

[lilac valley]

oh yeah jenya a real mf

never liked orey tho

[scarlet hornet]

U are mf

[lilac valley]

we lwk still beefing

[scarlet hornet]

He is my best friend

[mild helm]

games been on autopilot for a while, has it not?

[scarlet hornet]

Jenya is my best friend don't utter anything wrong

About him in front of me

[lilac valley]

you really have forgotten me

[scarlet hornet]

😡🙏

[lilac valley]

i said a real mf

[scarlet hornet]

Yeah

[scarlet hornet]

Then what u mean by mf ?

[lilac valley]

affectionately

[scarlet hornet]

Oh bander that kayfusha69

Is that u 🤔🫪

[lilac valley]

who

[scarlet hornet]

Fg username

[lilac valley]

wrong guess brochacho

never met kay

[scarlet hornet]

That pfp with monkey 🐒

[lilac valley]

unlikey

i've been a bandersnatch since 2023

you knew that

or at least you used to

just not on tele btw

[mild helm]

who snatched bander

[light crest]

i did

[lilac valley]

bullet and jaba snatched me up good

they knew i was still beefing with orey

[light crest]

aight vro that was hella outta pocket ngl

[lilac valley]

nah vro you jenya was out of pocket

i will never forget

[scarlet hornet]

With cat 🐈 pfp

Check dm

[lilac valley]

gang lwk its late im not hopping on tele rn

that'd make things too easy

[scarlet hornet]

Even I am not on telegram that much

Because of that 5 yrs mute given by jaba

[lilac valley]

that jaba lwk always been a bit big for his britches

just ask bullet

when he remembers those times that is

[lusty hawk]

gnv

[wraith lark]

MY PS4 FINALLY HAS THE DISC WORKING

and it died on me

and its revived itself

and its died again

[vapid gust]

fall guys

[upbeat eagle]

anyone here have low crowns? dm me

[frozen slate]

which game disc?

[wraith lark]

FIFA 22

one of the greatest fifas before FC

[frozen slate]

oh thats a good game

so why disc is not working for u?

[kindred silo]

Whats tg server name

[wraith lark]

hardware issues

[open holly]

mobile fall guys is driving me up the wall every update stays at 0 percent for ages

[meager stag]

Hi

[proper dawn]

Is there anyway i can make it so my epic username displays instead of my PlayStation username? I am on ps5.

[eternal bay]

Remember that custom lobby codes should only be posted in the ⁠#customs-lfg channel! Don't promote customs in other channels please!

[teal tangle]

Unfortunately no, im sure there's some kind of contract between epic and playstation where if you wanna put a game on their platform, you have to use the playstation usernames

With that said if you want to add someone as a friend or be invited to a party or whatever, you can still use your epic username when searching/friending someone because both of them are ultimately tied to the same account

[lilac valley]

why are you in this forsaken place at this hour

right after all the gaslighting is over

[terse charm]

Just sell the ps4 😭

[silk quail]

lol

1 hr and 36mins lef5 of my custom

I will probably end it early sense nobody even joining

[terse charm]

Custom map?

[silk quail]

Cant

[terse charm]

Kk

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-boom-orange-cat-cat-explode-gif-16439055330489210324

[silk quail]

Fixed it

Gonna rotate to a different chat soon

Button basher while we wait

[teal tangle]

Because it's 4pm here lol

[coarse briar]

anyone wanna play fall guys?

[hybrid blade]

Anyone feel like playing?

[mossy tusk]

anyone wanna play fall guys

anyone wanna play fall guys customs

[terse charm]

@hearty gulch can we play Xtreme?

[hearty gulch]

i am playing regular squads with another friend who is streaming for a bit, but i will check to see if anyone else of my higher level friends may be available to jump back into extremes in the next bit

i will be honest that it is only around 7:45AM here at the moment

[terse charm]

Ohh play

[terse charm]

And what's the time for u rn?

[hearty gulch]

7:45AM

[terse charm]

Thats*

I meant

[hearty gulch]

np