fall-guys-chat

[rich turret]

arcane drake should bethose event skins

hey u got the bottom part of the hippo

[lament surge]

The C1 superstar skin was the best one

[rich turret]

i am jealous

[amber jasper]

guys why shop in fall guys is repeating over and over

[lament surge]

That could work for CR

[shy anvil]

Oh there is an actual update?

[shy anvil]

What did it add?

[cold lantern]

Yeah that's the current costume I'm wearing

[rich turret]

hear me out

platnium bean

[novel dome]

The client update added missing SFX to unreleased cosmetics

...nothing else

[rich turret]

well i am incredibly honoured ( jealous ) to see the bottom part

[feral smelt]

It’s Content Day!!!

[shy anvil]

Wow

What an amazing update

[rich turret]

also how do u send pics in the chat

[shy anvil]

8 months of wating for this

[rich turret]

it should only be in the screenshot

[shy anvil]

Active role

[rich turret]

oh man 🙁

[sweet canopy]

There’s a color for that

[rich turret]

well i mean its gonna wear platnium armour

[lament surge]

I completely forgot I unlocked Royal Carpet color cause of the 150 crowns

[shy anvil]

I'm going to play the new update

[sweet canopy]

So golden night but silver

[rich turret]

nah not knight

gladiator

[cold lantern]

New kudos skins

[potent falcon]

Guys is bean bot good?

[astral plover]

Gee roll on is basically one mess up = eliminated

[cold lantern]

None of them interest me though

[rich turret]

same

[lament surge]

Why is Roll Call ranked more sweaty than Normal ranked?

[potent falcon]

Finally

[novel dome]

I like the fairy tail, but I'll be using the long cat from the Famepass for sure

[quasi fossil]

always like that when you have hundreds of costumes

[sweet canopy]

Cause roll off best final

Ranked sucks

[rich turret]

5th anniversary fall bean is the only event costume bean that i can confirm will never come bacl

[astral plover]

Because it’s roll off

[potent falcon]

Guys is bean bot good costume?

[lament surge]

Oh yeah

[astral plover]

Way more sweats love roll off

[rich turret]

prub

[sweet canopy]

Timeouts 😊

[rich turret]

robot rooster is carrying fall guys sr

i mean fp

[potent falcon]

U mean it’s bad ?

[lament surge]

Who doesn’t love the Long cat skin or the Fall Guise?

[rich turret]

ur opinion

robo rooster is so good

[sweet canopy]

I don’t like any skins rly

[potent falcon]

No I mean bean bot crown rank skin

[rich turret]

i would use all my kudos for robo rooster

i'm gonna buy fame pass once i complete it

[novel dome]

I like the bottom part cuz of the shiny white, but I don't like the top

[potent falcon]

Yah but u know only bro plays can get it

[rich turret]

fall guys getting too boring

friend me guys

i wanna do roll call

[potent falcon]

So Can u be my friend ?

[lament surge]

Ok well im done for today

Gonna play some MKworld

[sweet canopy]

Bruh I got elim bug 40 secs from timeout

[rich turret]

warren warmer is fire

just got it and wearing it

[livid grove]

Looks like an old seasonal skin leftover, aka: peak

[rich turret]

looks better than event costumes and remarkable medal

[potent falcon]

I think if u want to get fun in this game try to get a platinum in fall guys

I try it

[lament surge]

What

[rich turret]

i already have

[potent falcon]

Ur rank super star ?

[cold lantern]

Huh?

[potent falcon]

U ps5 ??

[cold lantern]

It has an elimination limit in Ranked?

[potent falcon]

What

[lament surge]

Are Kudos skins better then the crown ranks after Marbellous

[potent falcon]

I agree

[astral plover]

Yep (which is pretty weird ngl)

[cold lantern]

Block Party usually has no limit of how many people can die, it only ends when the walls stop coming

But in Ranked it seems to be different

[potent falcon]

How many people are survived?

[cold lantern]

I didn't pay attention but quite a lot

[rich turret]

no

epic games

still have achivements and i got all

[sweet canopy]

Yah

[potent falcon]

What ur rank crown ?

[lament surge]

I just got insane karma

[tawny lantern]

Back when the crowns were still a currency in game to shop on items

[lament surge]

Lets pray this new ranked roundpool is good

[sweet canopy]

Roll off is wort lvl for elim bug holyy

[astral plover]

The one for regular rank?

[sweet canopy]

Is rc synced with regular ranked or no?

[lament surge]

Ye

[astral plover]

No it is it’s own thing

[lament surge]

The last one sucked cause it had bubbling brook

[astral plover]

Here it is

[sweet canopy]

I’m surprised I haven’t gotten ss2 vari yet

[astral plover]

It is only a 10% chance

[lament surge]

No Bubbling Brook thats a win in my book

Hold up

Am I Dr Suess

[cold lantern]

Oh lmao

[sweet canopy]

Ikk but I’ve been playing since the literally second it dropped

[dusty pollen]

Is gold rank max in roll call ranked?

[astral plover]

Yes

[raven heart]

yes

[astral plover]

Same. I’ve gotten roll off 8 times

[dusty pollen]

Ty

[dusty pollen]

Ty

[lament surge]

So far i’ve gotten Roll off every normal ranked match

[frozen slate]

guys what is the game version now?

[sweet canopy]

Same ss2 vari is free win for every1 tho

[lament surge]

21.2.0

[lament surge]

This isn’t an update its just a new fame pass and skins

[raven heart]

does bronze have 4 or 5 rank in roll call?

[lament surge]

Skyline Stumble 3rd round?

[astral plover]

It has 4

[astral plover]

Yeah, regular rank has some weird things with certain rounds

[raven heart]

great only 5 wins left

[astral plover]

Can confirm you get +5 for reaching the final once you reach silver

I’m going to leave it there for now, pretty good getting to silver in under 2 hours

Also no sign of ss2 roll off after 11 roll off finals

[raven heart]

i have it now

[astral plover]

Oh nice

[urban gust]

Oh I almost forgot...

Rise and shine, ursine!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/beb5d673b4c51c8b455f8a6ac7a348bc/tumblr_phglauObrC1usvf81o6_500.gif

[cold lantern]

First Roll Call game, first win

[frozen slate]

?

[urban gust]

That's my way of saying hello, followed by that RWBY gif

[frozen slate]

oh cool

[unreal jacinth]

Ngl I don’t like the roll off event

[raven heart]

me neither i dont know how many people like it

most boring map at least in jump around you can grab

[thorny idol]

is there any new content yet?

[livid grove]

Oops

[prime jungle]

Oh boy the level 1 players in rank get crazy again😂😂

[livid grove]

lol what rank is this

[autumn shuttle]

Could you hypotethically get 26 player roll off

[little sundial]

well, new fame pass is here again, huh. welp, it's time. good to know
still had to search up messages to know but good enough

[prime jungle]

You a lvl 1 player? Lmfao

[cold lantern]

Level 80

[prime jungle]

I mean hidden level lmao

[cold lantern]

Yeah I leave it hidden cause it doesn't show my proper rank

[lament surge]

Violet Vortex is the best color imo

[cold lantern]

Because it doesn't count pre-f2p crowns

[prime jungle]

🤔

[lament surge]

Its literally my 2 favorite colors

[prime jungle]

But whats the problem with showing your post f2p rank?

[cold lantern]

It's gonna show a lower CR number instead of 80

Like 70-something

[prime jungle]

Yeah but whats the problem with that?

Or why does make it hidden better

[cold lantern]

I think it's better to keep it a mystery than have people think I'm that level when I'm actually higher than that

[prime jungle]

Oh okay

In my experience those are the worst people in fall guys😂

Like literally they grab you in explore to get first in explore😂

[cold lantern]

Well I'm not really a grabber so

[prime jungle]

Idk what it is. Always hidden rank or those disco shoes players

[cold lantern]

Unless they grab first or if I need to do a daily challenge or something

[little sundial]

there is some sensible overlap, but not always yeah. if they do anything just because they think it makes them more likely to win (i.e. grabbing other people a lot), they might also think that hiding their CR makes them more likely to win and be less of a grab target

but it doesn't mean everyone who does that wants to grab a lot lol, as proven. I don't hide my CR personally but it is pretty janky sometimes how the number doesn't work right

not relevant to me anyways since I don't grab much, just vengeful grabs

[cold lantern]

Same

[little sundial]

some people fully believe wearing golden skins or having a high CR makes others more likely to target you in, (like,) Blast Ball. while that is probably true, I still think equating CR to general skill level isn't accurate anyways. it's just playtime and dedication lol

[prime jungle]

Okay but hidden rank + disco shoes combined is no excuse. Those are pure evil human beings😂

[cold lantern]

I never wear those shoes

I prefer wearing full costumes

[little sundial]

still dreaming of FG allowing us more slots for accessory-types.. lol

would use it more often if that was the case, but here we are

[prime jungle]

I use the same outfit for 2 years😭😂

Also why are they only 3 finals in ranked rn? Played like 10 games always the 3 same finals and they are really boring

[cold lantern]

I could never, I get bored of wearing the same costume for too long so I keep switching

[prime jungle]

Like the one endboss you have to just jump over the red and green things cause the balls cant hit you on correct position and gravity hex a gone which both goes for like 5 minutes

And blast ball. That ones okay but gets boring with time

Some weird ranked levels rn i have to say

Block party also 2 minutes of sleeping😐

The 2 round court is waaayy too long and is there since beginning in every season😭

[autumn shuttle]

which

[prime jungle]

Blast ball, gravity hex a gone and dodge alarm or what its called

The one with balls that never hit you and you just jump over red, green and yellow things

[autumn shuttle]

They really added blast ball into ranked??

the most rng final???

I thought ranked was about skill

[prime jungle]

Sadly they did yeah

Its okay but not if its every second or third final round xD

But worse is gravity hex a gone and the other one. Like those are literally 5 minute finals😭 i almost fall asleep in those

[little sundial]

people kept complaining so rounds kept being cut I guess

keep it up on the Blast Ball and we're left with 2 finals

I do think it's better if they slowly rotate things no matter how people complain though, but idk. I think whoever's left at mediatonic is just a skeleton crew anyways so they barely listen to the community, and when they do, it's understandable they're too scared to anger whatever remaining playerbase is here and make decisions based on that

[ionic edge]

Welcome!

[little sundial]

timeouts are fine I think, there's some skill involved in needing to time out, but I can understand it being boring compared to PvP. which, if you're complaining about the dodge castle where you dodge the arrow-like car things, that's what the rubber chicken is there for. you can start trying to hit people, despite my relative anti-grief gameplay style, I use the Rubber Chicken

they should make timeouts even shorter maybe. 3 minutes. but make all survival finals be high speed from the start

so that it retains the same level of difficulty but less waiting around

[prime jungle]

Not the dodge castle

The one that has a lot of balls coming at you but never hit you when in right position

[little sundial]

red-green-yellow only makes me think of that sadly lol, idk

but fair, I trust you on it being boring then, because I can't even remember that

[prime jungle]

I looked it up. Not good with english names lol

Its called dodge dive survive

Which is just yeah you and another one jumping over for 5 minutes

Except you have a grab war but i never do that lol

I rather win all 2 of us and it goes 5 minutes but we have a fair jumping duel

Than grabing and be an evil fall guy. But yk if someone starts a grab war with me they can have it😂

[muted dust]

[little sundial]

does it have the rubber chicken in the center?

if it is then that's what I'm thinking. and yeah, if someone starts trying to eliminate me I'll also engage in a fight ofc, but you could start using rubber chickens lol since it feels more intended if the powerup is there

[restive sparrow]

Got ss2 roll off in first game of roll call ranked

[novel dome]

Same here

Grab battles can be fun too, but I'm not that interested on winning to grab everyone

[prime jungle]

Yeah same i sure could have more crowns with grabing but i wouldnt feel proud of it except someobe started the grab war then im like yeah you wanted it that way🫣

[prime jungle]

No i send you a picture of it🫡

Cant post here sadly

[little sundial]

oh yes I finally saw, thank you

yeah it's a lot more boring for sure. it is what it is

I'd rather time out Jump Showdown even if people get bored by that

I don't wanna hate on creative levels without reason but like. with Jump Showdown the speed and difficulty climbs in a really transparent and sensible way. bar go zoom

increase in speed. I'd rather have that than slow moving slimes + some weird curving obstacles

even the Winter mountain one with slime balls going down at you is kinda better than this one

we just need better timings overall. I wouldn't complain if every timeout is just like 3 minutes but make the obstacles really hard, but idk. some players prefer the current pace and actually go PvP mode

[prime jungle]

I like a good jump showdown battle until the very end because it happens pretty rarely😊

But this one i sent you is always ending in that way cause its too easy if you know where to stand and completely negate the incoming balls

[little sundial]

the game is grindy and I acknowledge more people having crowns in the same game is better, i think everyone should fight the system and get a shot at timeouts, but yeah. shorter timeouts would be fine

and harder obstacles, make us REALLY have to try

for successful timeouts

them not allowing piggybacks due to "making ranked fair and for the sake of sweats to be able to brag about climbing up themselves" is also meh, tbh

I'm a casual veteran who wouldn't mind piggybacking people if someone keeps asking in genuine good faith

that's how much I think timeouts are fine lol. just the execution still needs tweaks

[hollow kernel]

@light crest

[prime jungle]

But ngl gravity hex a gone is the worst. Like jumping around for 5 minutes you cant even do any big strats and after 5 minutes its just yeah whoever jumps latest from the last hexa😂

Definitely a very weird design choice they did there. Regular hexa gone is goated

[cobalt trellis]

Quick question, is saving up 600-700 show-bucks the only way to get the Show Off trophy since this game went F2P? No other option? Besides buying it.

[little sundial]

it used to be big and had enough tiles to guarantee mass timeouts, btw. i think the issue is that they kept changing things. some people complain about timeouts, so they made the field smaller in general even in low-grav mode

[light crest]

hola

[little sundial]

even though the initial design had the layers be big, even when it's like 5 people

[hollow kernel]

dm

[prime jungle]

I dont think you can get celebrations without show bucks @cobalt trellis

🙁

[little sundial]

probably true yeah i doubt they give out free celebrations in the free tiers of the pass. if you are trying to get it I recommend just saving up until you have enough for next Fame Pass, then unlock that

get a celebration and a bunch more costumes, why not

[prime jungle]

Oh yeah you can farm 200 show bucks for free every season

[little sundial]

fame pass is grindy but easy if you optimize, literally just do dailies and go

I don't even play the game outside of finishing up fame challenges from dailies and weeklies anymore. just ~1 hour a day for a month then I chill the next month then repeat on new pass

[prime jungle]

Lmao same. And superstar quickly at the beginning of the season

I take those free 150 crowns and its not going too long tbh. Maybe would even be faster at the end of the season when the tryhards already done😊

Sometimes i grind a bit explore in the last 14 days of a season but depends if im playing another game or not

[light crest]

One hour a day sounds miserable

If I care enough to grind the fame pass then I usually wait until the last few days and grind in 2x fame and still complete it on time

[little sundial]

whatever works for you, doing it in a binge is also good sometimes

it's just that sometimes I get busy with other things right as the fame pass is ending, and i don't want to miss any more costumes since at some point I missed 2 final sets, on Trick or Yeet fame pass

doing it in a binge is great if you know for sure nothing will suddenly force their attention on you lol

i'd rather just do it via consistent dailies and be done early so that I have a free period after

I kinda split it last time, tbh

dailies until Lvl 50, then I grind ranked the last 20 Levels to max Fame Pass

the moment I finish Superstar Ranked is almost the exact same game my FP is clear too

best of both worlds. literally only off by one game

some of those dailies already ask me to enter Ranked and when it does I do my best ofc

[little sundial]

but eh, it's not always fully one hour anyways if doing it my way. some dailies are really easy.

worst case scenario, sure, maybe 1 hour 30 mins. but if you fail out of rounds on purpose when you no longer need to prolong it and it's a solos show, and your dailies are just to run around or be airborne an easy amount, like only 3500 metres or 25 secs, it's much faster

40 minutes maybe, depending on how split it is among different show queues

1 hour is just average or on the worse end maybe

since it's kinda random what kinda challenge you get and what it asks out of you

[austere moss]

The only time you'd ever get stressed out is when they add the Mastery challenges and they involve winning Squads/Ranked five times each, but at least you have the full month to achieve those

[little sundial]

also true, those are things I play for yeah, I guess that justifies doing things at the end since I ended up coming back for those

more efficient, in a way

[austere moss]

I mean, the rewards are sometimes terrible, but you still play anyways like some sort of fallacy, where you've been playing for that long where you can't just give up now

The Muddy Baby Hippo was absolutely not worth ten wins, especially five in Ranked, as it was essentially just an ugly reskin of the standard costume which could be achieved in under an hour of playtime

[raven heart]

cycle 12 could be the last one?

[raven heart]

wtf i have got roll out 2 in a rown in regular ranked

[fast idol]

Hello

[little sundial]

the game is a FOMO machine basically, and I keep calling it that yes, I agree. I still play tho 🤝

[limpid shale]

You either play for the love of the game or it's a chore, if it's the latter there are plenty other games to play

[novel dome]

For some reason there are 2 versions of it. One only available in R1 and another available in R2 or R3

[keen orchid]

One of them is meant to be Roll On

They assigned it to load the wrong scene

[main dock]

More often than not, I'm doing something else while playing Fall Guys.

Watching YouTube videos, digital drawing, even playing something else. Visual novels like Zero Escape for example.

[south coral]

yo anyone go the bug of the same fame pass?

[shadow ice]

?

[south coral]

like i already claimed all the rewards but it shows me that im level 7 (in fame pass)

[raven falcon]

@restive coyote whats ur problem

[wet wasp]

Anyone else keep getting disconnected from roll call ranked?

[raven falcon]

Nah good for me

[wooden lark]

Ig I found how hitbox works now

due to lag for other

if your character is light = you got smooth internet/network.

if both then idk

half lag half smooth ig

reason y I get bonk off always by randoms for having light hitbox

[barren anchor]

Hi everyone

[sterile cave]

Whats new in the new update?

[shadow ice]

new pass, new ranked and roll call ranked

[novel dome]

If they are laggy, you'll be colliding with their server-sided hitbox which is before in time than what they are seeing on their screens. So you collide with them but they don't with you, which is why they aren't affected

[wooden lark]

🧐

[raven heart]

and sweet thieves unvaulted

[shadow ice]

yes after so many years

[astral plover]

Sounds like a mt moment lol

[keen orchid]

Yeah, although it wasn’t really MT in this case lol

[astral plover]

Wait really?

[keen orchid]

99% of the content added since the autopilot began hasn’t been them lol

They don’t make these content updates anymore

[astral plover]

Ah, I see

[ashen python]

has treat thieves ever been unvaulted?

[keen orchid]

It comes back every October

[ashen python]

great

[raven heart]

do you think cycle 12 is the last one?

[keen orchid]

Depends on if the autopilot gets extended or not

[autumn shuttle]

Is Roll Out first round rare?

[novel dome]

Nah

[astral plover]

No

[autumn shuttle]

What about tail tag?

[astral plover]

Not really

[frosty owl]

Why is fall ball so rare

[astral plover]

Because it’s only in squads and duos and only appears with teams of 2, 4 and 6 in squads

And teams of 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 and 12 in duos

[mild helm]

team games are just rare broadly

[light crest]

good

[astral plover]

Wow 5 wall has been appearing a lot in roll call ranked

[astral plover]

Vro not really

[twilit bloom]

At least my head is spinning

[novel dome]

For me the opposite. I'm almost at gold and only saw it two times

I'm glad that's the case because I don't know how to time-out that one

[halcyon gyro]

Salut 👋🏼

[astral plover]

Oh interesting, because I’m almost at gold as well. Also just wondering, how many ss2 roll offs have you seen?

[novel dome]

5 or 6 I don't remember

[twilit bloom]

Bonsoir

[novel dome]

I got it twice in a row

[astral plover]

Wow that a lot. I’ve only gotten it once

Epic I’m at gold now

And out of 20 roll offs I got, only 1 was the ss2 version

@lilac valley vro is acting like the grabbers that make it very obvious they are grabbers smh

[twilit bloom]

[rich turret]

Hallo

[pliant radish]

Idk if this was a dream or not I felt like I was asked to post something in game updates cause there was a free item or something

[twilit bloom]

YOU WANT CANDY ??

[deep thistle]

Yo dude

[solid python]

[deep thistle]

I want to get the marbelous skin before the Fortnite integration any tips I’m at 1290 crowns

[lilac valley]

won agaisnt horrornite ttv

and my first roll off was the ss2 one lmao

[solid python]

Before the WHAT

[deep thistle]

Let’s go now 1300 crowns

3,200 more crowns to go

[solid python]

Good luck

[astral plover]

Can’t believe ss2 roll off likes you more

[lilac valley]

i mean i am the biggest ss2 lover

[astral plover]

I am as well vro

[lilac valley]

im bigger

[astral plover]

Nun uh. I believe I am since I’m named after a ss2 map

[twilit bloom]

Come in the sewers with me it’s safe I promise and there are a lot of candies

[solid python]

Sure :D

famous last words

[deep thistle]

I’ll be honest I don’t like roll of it became a common final in my opinion

[gleaming tree]

CANDIESSSSSSSSSSSS

[gray tinsel]

My game just had a HUGE lag spike and the hammers on Roll on went HYPERSPEED

[sudden dagger]

so close to star aaaaa

[deep thistle]

I’ll ask out my crush yall pray for me

[sudden dagger]

you got this dude!

[deep thistle]

No gifs sadly

[sudden dagger]

[deep thistle]

Message sent

Now we wait

She said no

[sudden dagger]

yaay star....almost free from this terrible mode

[sudden dagger]

oh awww sorry 🙁

[deep thistle]

She said a lot of words I can’t say here but I shortened it with a no

[sudden dagger]

:((((

[deep thistle]

🙁

[urban gust]

I like some of the new outfits, maybe i'll unlock more stuff when I wake up

So long! Bear well!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749717805464551505/948034942351315015/update.gif

[sudden dagger]

hey man youre awesome plz be kind to yourself and I hope you can do something you enjoy to cheer up

❤️ 🙂

[livid grove]

i just wanna play fall guys all day and night i just wanna play fall days all day and night

My new official song

[frosty owl]

Guys hop on fall guys

[sudden dagger]

oh yeah cant do gifs lul

maaan lol

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/griffin-funny-family-guy-brian-gif-14437987

[frosty owl]

What are we fall guys?

[sudden dagger]

one day ill get the role where i can finally react xD

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-write-scribble-sketch-draw-gif-17181052902092737226

[light crest]

Hi

[light crest]

Yes really, team games suck

[light crest]

Wait no way you're playing the big FG in the astronomical 26' 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️

[livid grove]

Won against OrnateAnswer140

[viscid parcel]

I beat ChickadeeMinos2337

[bitter bramble]

Does anyone know what the fame to crown shard conversion ratio is for once you have completed the fame pass...?

[cyan marsh]

250 Fame = 1 Crown Shard

[astral plover]

Okay but you have to admit ranked roll call is fun to timeout

[astral plover]

Not all of them

[light crest]

Yes all of them

[light crest]

Only roll off itself is and it takes 10-15+ mins to reach finals every match

[astral plover]

Smh the misinformation detecter is though the atmosphere cro

It takes probably 5 minutes max

Or less even

[light crest]

It takes like 5 mins for the starter round alone lol

[astral plover]

Vro it can’t even do that 😭

[light crest]

And I think you forget how long the wait in between rounds, loading screens, etc is

[light crest]

You're not including loading and waiting screens and such

[astral plover]

Even then the roll maps have probably the shortest waiting screens in the game

[light crest]

cro I mean in general not the literal introduction of the round

[astral plover]

I see. But round 1 is physical impossible to be 5 minutes long because the round only lasts 2 minutes max

[light crest]

Exaggerated

I stand by my point that it simply takes too long to reach finals

And I know very well that it takes at least 10 mins before the final

[quartz finch]

Depends what you get as rounds

[light crest]

I mean we're currently talking about roll call so there's not much variety there lol

[astral plover]

Bro needs subway surfers and family guy clips to play fall guys 😭

[light crest]

You're not gonna believe what I'm about to say

I usually have a show playing or a YT vid playing in the background while I'm on a call and I might be playing clash royale in between rounds as well so you're not too far off actually

[quartz finch]

I on dcd from it on my Xbox so trying on my ps5

[light crest]

gl with el cinco

[astral plover]

Sounds like something bullet would do

[quartz finch]

I want the rank rewards for sure

[light crest]

Why did you delete your last message to reply with the exact same thing rephrased

[astral plover]

You didn’t see that Cro

[light crest]

That reminds me I have no idea what the current rank rewards are

[astral plover]

For regular rank. It’s gold long guy

[light crest]

I just remember last season was a dove which was my main motivation to grind superstar last minute

[light crest]

Damn are they allergic to making good skins now or something 🕊️

[light crest]

(now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it was a pigeon but whatever)

[quartz finch]

I think as I am rank contender for roll off ranked best to win round 1 and die round 2

[astral plover]

Erm, they don’t make new skins (because of autopilot)

[quartz finch]

Easy 20 points

[light crest]

Uhh huh

What's the point if you can just play for timeout for a full sub rank each match

[keen orchid]

Pretty much all of the golden skins they added to the files in 21.0 are really poorly done for some reason

[light crest]

I mean ik that much but still

[keen orchid]

Most of them are barely even gold, that’s genuinely a consistent issue between most of them

[light crest]

well darn

[keen orchid]

I won’t say which skins they’re remixes of obviously, but they don’t look great compared to the golden skins they used to make lol

[astral plover]

Yeah, like why is gold long guy just gold for star patterns

[light crest]

I mean I get the skins are free and all but not every free costume has to look horrendous lmao

[severe garden]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-22251823

[astral plover]

Even to gold alien and gold cat stack

[light crest]

Okay let's not hate on gold alien

[quartz finch]

It was save time for least that rank division

[livid grove]

jump level 1

[light crest]

Gold alien is absolutely peak

[astral plover]

I’m not even hating on it vro

[light crest]

Good

Okay I'm bored I'm going back to clash royale

[astral plover]

No

[light crest]

@lilac valley adios vrotisserie chicken

[light crest]

Yes

[astral plover]

No, you are staying here (biller peal said that)

[quartz finch]

So yeah I made it all the way to finals as contender didn’t win got 25 points

[viscid parcel]

Yo chat anyone finished this roll call ranked yet

[bitter bramble]

Thank you!

[cyan marsh]

[mild helm]

how insanely long are your load screens LMAO

dont most race levels time over at 3 minutes? thats almost as much waiting as gameplay

[astral plover]

I have

About 2 and a half hours ago

[viscid parcel]

HUH

how many TO did you get

[viscid parcel]

bro was speedrunning

[astral plover]

Probably 11 or so

Had a few losses

Oh and it was Europe servers

[astral plover]

Eh true (maybe)

[viscid parcel]

crazy

why is bro putting himself through europe ping

[astral plover]

Now I’m doing boring regular rank 🥀

[viscid parcel]

at least the round pool isnt as trash this time

[astral plover]

Because I was too lazy to change and it was working so erm

[astral plover]

It still is (because I keep getting rotate and eliminate)

[viscid parcel]

at least blunder blocks is gone

[astral plover]

Tragic

Especially since we got hex a gone 💀

[viscid parcel]

still 1 million times better than the creative finals icl

[light crest]

I feel like you of all people should know how long the load screens are in between rounds

Also I was referring to the general wait time between rounds in general, not like the literal load screens

[viscid parcel]

arent they long because you have to wait for everyone to load in

so if someone has a trash console or something everyone has to wait

idk if thats true tho

[light crest]

"at least" and it's one of if not the only good creative final

[viscid parcel]

so boring. 5 minute timeout everytime

no variations

[green temple]

OMG SWEET THIEVES BACK IN A DAY

[viscid parcel]

cant really grief other players

[green temple]

MY BELOVED

[viscid parcel]

yeah bro

[light crest]

So mildly intriguing with a free crown and 200 rank points each time

[viscid parcel]

ig but as a map i dont like it

if they added variations it might be ok

[astral plover]

It’s way better than most creative finals (and some unity finals)

[astral plover]

It is not

[astral plover]

Hex a gone is the worst final in the game

[cyan marsh]

Might as Well Send it Here too

[viscid parcel]

wait. even worse than the all the creative ones?

like roller derby and some other ones i forgot the name of

[astral plover]

Why not the point system for roll call ranked

[cyan marsh]

Oh Yeah, True

[astral plover]

Yes. At least they are interesting

[viscid parcel]

Ig we are never going to see Real Hexagone Bean

[astral plover]

And pursuit bean

[viscid parcel]

Its funny that they never fixed that you can just leave the game to not lose points

We might have the most unserious ranked modes in gaming history

[south coral]

gn everyone

[mild helm]

I HAVENT PLAYED IN A YEAAAR HEHEHE

[light crest]

I mean I know that much but I expected you to at least vaguely remember

Actually no you did tell me a few years ago that you have a terrible memory

[keen orchid]

It’s funny just how much faster the loading screens are when I’m playing in a custom lobby with just my friends lol

[mild helm]

incredible callback

no ive definitely said that more than once LMAO

[viscid parcel]

cus all your friends run pro PCs right?

but normal lobbies might be filled with mobile people and xbox ones

[light crest]

I mean fair enough but I do tend to remember extremely random things from years ago

[frosty owl]

Infallible

[keen orchid]

Well not everybody, a good chunk of us are on Switch 2s

[light crest]

Yeah I notice the same

[viscid parcel]

switch 2 still a lot better than some other trash out there

its a huge upgrade from the first switch

[light crest]

It's also yet another reason that I prefer custom games to public ones

[keen orchid]

Oh yeah absolutely, if I’m playing a level solo I can load in after about 3 seconds at most lol

[sudden dagger]

woo star 5 so close to freedom lol

[keen orchid]

A lot of people haven’t upgraded from Switch 1 yet so they kinda hold the loading times back in public lobbies

[viscid parcel]

switch 1 continues to sabotage fall guys

vaults, smaller lobbies, load times

[keen orchid]

Considering the Switch 1 uses slow flash storage while the Switch 2 has SSD speeds lol

[frosty owl]

I get that a lot of people are on Switch 2s, and that’s cool. It’s a popular system, and it makes sense that a good chunk of the player base would move to the newer version. Better performance, updated features, and new exclusives can definitely make it worth upgrading for some players.

That being said, not everyone upgrades right away. Some people stick with what they already have because it still works fine for them. Others might not want to spend the money yet, or they’re waiting for more games to come out before making the switch. Just because a lot of players moved on doesn’t mean everyone has.

At the end of the day, it really depends on personal preference and budget. Whether someone’s on a Switch 2 or the older model, the main thing is that they’re still enjoying the games. The console you use doesn’t matter as much as having fun with it.

[viscid parcel]

Chatgpt 100% detected

[keen orchid]

I didn’t wanna be mean but yeah that seems ai generated lol

[viscid parcel]

"At the end of the day, it really depends on personal preference and budget. Whether someone’s on a Switch 2 or the older model, the main thing is that they’re still enjoying the games. The console you use doesn’t matter as much as having fun with it." Only AI slop talks like this

[severe edge]

Lmao same

[severe garden]

I maintain the Switch 2 lineup is as weak, if not weaker, than the Wii U

[frosty owl]

Saying “ChatGPT 100% detected” like it automatically proves something isn’t really fair. Detection tools aren’t perfect, and they can flag writing that’s completely original just because it sounds structured or clear. A high score doesn’t mean something was definitely written by AI — it just means the system thinks it might match certain patterns.

A lot of people naturally write in a clean, organized way, especially for school or debates. If someone takes time to edit their work, fix grammar, and make their points clear, it can sometimes look “too polished.” That doesn’t mean it wasn’t written by a real person. Good writing shouldn’t automatically be treated as suspicious.

If there’s a concern, the better approach is to talk it through instead of just throwing out a detection percentage. Ask questions about the ideas or the thought process behind it. That’s a much more accurate way to tell if someone understands what they wrote than relying only on an AI detector.

[keen orchid]

I didn’t say that people playing on Switch 1 was a bad thing, I just said that it affects the loading times of lobbies lol

[viscid parcel]

the detection tool is ME

[severe garden]

can you ask it a prompt for a moderator to ask someone to stop spamming walls of text?

[livid grove]

it never even said Meta Knight Typing...

[keen orchid]

As somebody who got both a Wii U and Switch 2 day 1, while the Wii U had a really strong first party lineup, it struggled a ton everywhere else lol

[livid grove]

Also yeah the lineup is so weak rn 😔

[keen orchid]

Being a Nintendo fan in 2015-2016 was a nightmare

[livid grove]

No directs for miles either

[severe garden]

this was my polite way of asking you to stop

[keen orchid]

The difference in this case is that the 3rd party games are doing more than enough to cover that gap

[viscid parcel]

2025 wasnt great either im ngl

[keen orchid]

2025 was infinitely better than the last half of the Wii U era

[light crest]

Wdym that was a peak era of the wii

[severe garden]

I've ranted plenty already on how I think DKB is an objectively bad game

[keen orchid]

Not even the right console 😨

[viscid parcel]

Now that is a take

[livid grove]

i get why people dont like the punch physic open world game

[light crest]

I mean ik it's like 10 years later but still

The Wii was still peak in 2015-2016

[keen orchid]

I was using the Wii U as my primary console and genuinely the only games we got that year were Nintendo 1st party games, most of which were way worse than previous years

[severe garden]

DKB has no stakes and no difficulty. It doesn't even force you to get any of the bananas, and the basic concept of the game never changes or evolves from the first level

[viscid parcel]

The saddest console by far is Xbox and they just keep sinking lower

I can barely even download games on my series x

[light crest]

He made a statement.

[viscid parcel]

Now they got an AI person in charge. Its so over

[keen orchid]

I still remember watching most devs say they had no plans to support the Wii U less than a year after launch

[light crest]

Not a good statement, but rather a simple statement.

[viscid parcel]

Its facts tho

Xbox/microsoft is sad

[livid grove]

oh yeah. didnt even think about how bananas dont really progress anything
mario odyssey at least required them

[keen orchid]

I mean, the Switch 2 already outsold the Wii Us lifetime sales in less than a year on the market lol

[mild helm]

giggles

mario tennis ultra smash jumpscare

[light crest]

Supposedly steam is coming to the next Gen xbox which is gonna make it near equal to a pc

[keen orchid]

That being one of the only new games that year was truly an awesome experience

[livid grove]

Jus buy a pc bro

[keen orchid]

Truly the peak of Wii U gaming

[light crest]

Ahh that's a lot of words

[mild helm]

was it 2015 or 16

[viscid parcel]

Next gen Xbox could be so many years away. Xbox might be dead by then

[astral plover]

We need a 3d Mario now /j

[mild helm]

ultra smash, i mean. was 15 i think

[light crest]

PCs are really expensive gangalang

[livid grove]

so are xboxes! probably

[viscid parcel]

Especially now because of AI they are only going up

[keen orchid]

That doesn’t just affect PCs

[light crest]

"Xbox might be dead by then" is the equivalent of saying that apple will be dead in a few years

[keen orchid]

Microsoft doesn’t care about the Xbox brand though

[viscid parcel]

True all devices accross the board are being hit. But PC is the main one being affected, right now at least

[light crest]

Not even close to the price of a pc lol

[keen orchid]

At least Apple actually has faith in their products

Wants to sell their products

[astral plover]

I mean yeah but ngl odyssey isn’t as good as bananza

[keen orchid]

Xbox is the brand that spent years trying to tell people that any device can be an Xbox

They actively hurt their image

[livid grove]

i personally agree but ik why people wouldnt like that

[sudden dagger]

yaay got superstar :B

[light crest]

And apple doesn't care about their user base so I'd say it's fairly equal

[astral plover]

Probably the people that say “we need a 3d Mario right now”

[keen orchid]

Not at all, considering the stuff that Microsoft pulls

[mild helm]

ms has a very interesting business strategy

[keen orchid]

Only one of them uses ai to code their OS and it isn’t Apple

I would’ve completely abandoned windows by now if some programs I use had MacOS versions by now

Or at least Linux builds

[light crest]

I mean I don't use really any Microsoft products so idk about that stuff but I highly doubt Xbox will be "dying" anytime soon

[keen orchid]

The thing with Xbox is that Microsoft has not cared about it for a long time

[livid grove]

they would never in a 100 years but they definately fell off

[keen orchid]

And recently restructured the brand to put their former ai lead in charge of it

[light crest]

I beg your pardon

[keen orchid]

Considering the leader of Xbox is somebody who was hired to focus on making Ai products, it’s safe to assume it’s over

[mild helm]

did microsoft, like. ever make money on xbox

[keen orchid]

They used to, but their recent systems have all been at a loss thanks to gamepass

[mild helm]

was wondering if i should bring this up hehehe

[astral plover]

Man, why do companies just love ai? 🥀

[mild helm]

im pretty sure they lost money on the og xbox at least

[keen orchid]

The original Xbox still did pretty good though

[light crest]

Now THIS is why Xbox is peak

[mild helm]

it did! the revenue was good but i dont think they made money off of it

[light crest]

I mean not like it compares to el cinco in any way but still

[keen orchid]

The issue is that Microsoft is shutting down studios because they can’t afford to run them alongside gamepass

People are losing jobs because Microsoft is overspending

[mild helm]

would have to check

[severe garden]

so they can shift the costs of lower level employees to their own salaries?

[livid grove]

why are you always just saying stuff 😭

[mild helm]

whuh?

[keen orchid]

Microsoft could definitely afford those studios if they actually cared

[light crest]

I mean no clue what that means but the main thing I see is Xbox game pass is still peak

[astral plover]

Yeah that’s true. They only care about the money

[keen orchid]

Xbox is spending a bunch of money on acquiring game studios to put their games on gamepass day 1, they then don’t sell almost any copies of their games and everybody there loses their jobs

This has happened multiple times

[livid grove]

like we dont know if they made money on the og xbox or not lol

[keen orchid]

Microsoft still operates these studios based on game sales

[light crest]

dang

[astral plover]

Chat I think ranked is broken

[keen orchid]

They don’t count gamepass downloads as sales

[astral plover]

I keep getting rotate and eliminate 🥀

[light crest]

I mean that generally is the point of a public chat

[keen orchid]

So for example, if 5 million people get a game off of gamepass, and 300k people buy it, they consider it to just be 300k sales, so therefor that’s a failure

[mild helm]

theres kinda no reason to buy games on xbox currently

[livid grove]

i int mean it like that bruv

[light crest]

I mean that truthfully is unfortunate for the people at the studios

But I still see a huge win for game pass users so

[keen orchid]

It’s not gonna end well once devs stop putting their games on gamepass

[light crest]

And the Xbox game pass games can even be used on VR too so

[viscid parcel]

wait, thats going to happen?

[keen orchid]

Games already leave the service all the time

If a game doesn’t get enough downloads they stop paying the devs and it gets pulled

And in recent years the minimum player count needed to keep your game available has been getting raised

[light crest]

I mean game pass at least let's users play the game to decide if they truly want to buy the game or not

[viscid parcel]

i just want yakuza series back on gamepass then ill buy it

[livid grove]

xbox pays devs to put their games on, its a win for devs :)

[mild helm]

its not really sustainable though

[light crest]

So u don't see why they'd intentionally opt out of the free promotion and attention of their game

[keen orchid]

Until they stop paying those devs and nobody is buying the game because they already played it

That’s why PC, Nintendo, and PlayStation releases are seen as more important now

[livid grove]

netflix !

[keen orchid]

Those actually result in sales

Devs make way more money from those because they know people will actually buy their game

[mild helm]

not the same thing, also netflix is barely sustainable

[livid grove]

they must be sustainable if theyre able to make their own shows lol

[viscid parcel]

yeah all these tv streaming services be raising prices and putting adverts now 🤢

[keen orchid]

YouTube Red had its own shows

[livid grove]

also i understand that watching epis are different to gaming

[livid grove]

hold up they still got youtube red? 😭

[keen orchid]

No because it failed

[livid grove]

oh lmao

[astral plover]

Where’s YouTube green smh

[keen orchid]

Just because a service funds its own shows doesn’t mean its doing well

That’s the point I was trying to make lol

[light crest]

I mean, the devs get paid to get put on game pass, their game gets free attention, users are more likely to play it and buy it if they like it, and unless it's a short game then it's unlikely that they fully finish the game without buying it due to the game likely getting removed from game pass after a while or the player's subscription ran out or something

[livid grove]

Well it shut down so like
Also that was the point of the entire program

[keen orchid]

That’s the thing though, it would work well if the devs actually got more people to buy the game from that

Most Xbox users don’t go back and buy the game when it leaves gamepass

[compact robin]

.

[livid grove]

Pay a subscription fee to make your videos .8 slower and have a green filter

[mild helm]

the game gets attention and then it just. stops, i think is what hes getting at

[keen orchid]

Yeah they get paid in exposure and an initial payment when the game gets featured, but once it leaves that stops

[mild helm]

doesnt really lead to money long term

[light crest]

I mean that's kinda what I was saying though, if the players truly liked their game then they woulda went back and bought it

[livid grove]

.

[keen orchid]

But they don’t

[mild helm]

particularly an issue for indie studios because theyre not pumping out games constantly

[keen orchid]

That’s why so many indie games skip Xbox now lol

99% of their sales are on literally every other platform

[light crest]

I mean I know that I've been convinced to buy games from trying out a trial or a game pass game or something

[mild helm]

depends on the game, but generally not

[livid grove]

thats so funny

[keen orchid]

Game trials can work, like for example Nintendo has game trials on their service usually every month or so where you can try out a modern game for a week and pick it up for 50% off if you want to keep it

[light crest]

I mean now that I think about it, it doesn't help that when most people see any price tag of a game that's $20 or more then they just immediately move on from the game

[mild helm]

if i got a free trial of a new like. xbox game i probably wouldnt feel the need to go back and buy the thing i already played through

[keen orchid]

But the thing with that system is that the trial is just for a week, people have an incentive to try it out for that week and buy it half off to finish the game

[light crest]

I mean personally I think that just sounds kike a downgrade if game pass

[keen orchid]

Because the gamepass system results in literally everybody losing money

[mild helm]

yeah! because trials last for shorter and a lot of the things they pick are replayable

i got dead cells because of a game trial

[astral plover]

Interesting. So basically don’t put your indie games on X box

[keen orchid]

The devs don’t get the money from those lost sales and Microsoft doesn’t get the 30% cut from those either

[light crest]

I mean that's what I was saying though, you're probably not gonna finish the game while it's on game pass unless you're 1. unemployed 2. it's a short game 3. you grinded the game too much

[mild helm]

i mean dont put your games on xbox for moral reasons as well LMAO but yeah

[keen orchid]

Games on gamepass don’t leave that fast

They’re usually there for months at a time

[light crest]

I mean except for the consumers

There's a reason that so many people love game pass

[astral plover]

I see

[keen orchid]

Yeah but the consumer is who pays the devs

[mild helm]

the consumers themselves arent sustaining the industry

[keen orchid]

If the consumer isn’t buying any games then the devs have no reason to wanna sell their games there

[mild helm]

i mean i guess they are LMAO but. devs need money

[light crest]

I mean but I'm a consumer and the game pass is an amazing deal for all consumers so all I see if a huge deal

[mild helm]

thats probably the idea behind it

[light crest]

Uhh do you understand what you just typed

[livid grove]

Is it so they can play Plants vs zombies garden warefare 2 for free

[keen orchid]

It’s a huge deal for people who want to get games without having to buy all of them

[frosty owl]

Infallible

[keen orchid]

But that also means they don’t have to buy all of them

[mild helm]

the consumers getting a nice deal isnt getting the devs more money is what i mean

[keen orchid]

So therefor those devs don’t get paid for those sales

[light crest]

Respectfully that is the equivalent of saying that cows aren't the main reason of the milk industry

[keen orchid]

If devs don’t make money from a game, chances are they aren’t gonna make any future entries in that series

[light crest]

(excluding goat milk or any other type)

[light crest]

I mean yeah but respectfully, I'm not gonna look any further than how I benefit from such an amazing deal

For example

If a homeless man gives me a hundred dollar bill then I'm not gonna complain respectfully

[astral plover]

Huh?

[keen orchid]

When I pre ordered the Resident Evil Generation collection on my Switch 2 for $90 a few weeks back, I knew that 70% of that money is going to go towards the talented studio that created these games

If I just got them off of a subscription service and never went back to buy them, they would’ve gotten a fraction of that

For the same amount of work

[light crest]

I mean I feel like my analogy was fairly comprehensible

[surreal salmon]

fall guy

[light crest]

I mean like I totally understand your point and I see where you're coming from a million percent

[astral plover]

Not really.

[frosty owl]

Infallible

[light crest]

But at the same time, if they're offering such a great subscription service to consumers then I'm most definitely not gonna complain

I mean it's like the analogy of "oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery"

[keen orchid]

I really understand the appeal of the service, but it’s just isn’t a sustainable business model

[surreal salmon]

they are a major role to play, without demand there is no reason to create supply.

[keen orchid]

Eventually they’re going to run out of funds for it and everybody who’s been relying on it is gonna have to switch their spending habits out of nowhere

Microsoft has a ton of money but they won’t invest in a failing project forever

[astral plover]

Ngl just wait until Tuesday because sweet thieves comes back

[keen orchid]

They’ve been trying to make it profitably for some time by cutting back on what it offers but they can’t keep shrinking it

[frosty owl]

Wait is that easy to win?

[astral plover]

Yes

[light crest]

I mean I get that but I do think it's best for consumers to take advantage of it as much as they can right now as it is truthfully a program destined to fail now that I see the flaws in it fundamentally

[frosty owl]

Finally

[surreal salmon]

imagine not doing infallible in OG S1

[frosty owl]

I didn't have ps😔

[surreal salmon]

i did start on ps4 but went to pc the same season

[frosty owl]

All i had is a Nintendo switch and basically only played fortnite back then

[surreal salmon]

oh well no one plays in australia servers anymore anyway lmao

[light crest]

Also yes this is a part of the reason because pvz gw2 is peak and will likely never get removed from game pass

[mild helm]

no but what i mean is that. the people making art need money and the consumers barely have to spend anything on gamepass

[mild helm]

it is peak this is truth...

[surreal salmon]

i agree, was there a claim being made that artists should have not been paid?

[severe garden]

wait until Tuesday with sweet thieves and just play in a squad. It's a super easy infallible

[light crest]

wait I didn't even know you played gw

[mild helm]

not specifically but we were talking about xbox gamepass which kinda. sucks for devs in the long run

[frosty owl]

For squad goals trophy is it 3 players counting myself

[astral plover]

Yes

[surreal salmon]

true. are you a vegetarian/vegan?

[mild helm]

no

[light crest]

tuff pigeon doctor walking down the hallway

[surreal salmon]

okay but the meat is still being produced and sold at mass for a fraction of what they are worth and you are still consuming that. (as do i)

i get that gamepass bad for devs, but that doesn't stop them producing gamepass, and therefore, by that logic, should take advantage of it when given the opportunity, no?

or am i misunderstanding a bit

[surreal salmon]

oh i see why you typed that as opposed to the gif

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/confident-pigeon-pigeon-doctor-tuff-meme-gif-2300550870562275327

[light crest]

I mean that was pretty much what I was saying but their main point is yes, you should take advantage of it but at the same time it's just not a sustainable source of income for the game devs

[light crest]

No embed perms 😔✌️💔

[light crest]

yes now this is peak

[astral plover]

Idk though

[surreal salmon]

oh yeah thats true yeah, its fortunate that game devs that are successful enough (if they're in gamepass already) to likely be profiting from other means such as soundtrack, other platforms, boosts on social media etc

not too sure how its very profitable for microsoft themselves though, i mean its like a few dollars and they have to pay the devs/companies more?

and then theres different consoles too etc

[peak crater]

Hi Everyone!

[light crest]

Well I know that it's peak so

[mild helm]

not really the point, we were just saying its unsustainable for the devs to keep it running
the actual reason if advise against gamepass is because xbox is owned by microsoft

[surreal salmon]

hello!

[light crest]

Okay but why would consumers actively discourage game pass

They're the ones receiving the killer deals

[astral plover]

No

[surreal salmon]

this, why do they have any reason to, they get a bunch of games for like 10% the cost of one game

(yes its a subscription but you'd still have a buy it a lot of times before it ended up being more expensive than buying the games itself)

[light crest]

Yes, he's literally my inspiration in life because of the sheer aura of the pigeon doctor

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[mild helm]

evil company siigh

[light crest]

I mean not only that but it's unlikely that someone really buys a whole subscription for one singular game

[light crest]

huh

[surreal salmon]

most people stop at "company is giving me thing i want" and do not take it to the next step of "oh maybe company bad and i should stop giving money"

[light crest]

And he should be your inspiration as well twin, @lilac valley would agree

[surreal salmon]

yes absolutely true, a lot of times people want a collection, i was just saying the price difference is a lot, that even if you were to compare the subscription price vs the price of all the games, it would take a longgg time before you surpassed that total price of just buying the games permanently

and thats not even thinking about exclusive games

[lilac valley]

ts is actually true, and i endorse this statement

[astral plover]

Na, I’m not using some ai pigeon doctor as inspiration

[astral plover]

No

[mild helm]

thats.. rather depressing

[light crest]

See I knew you would come through as always 🤝

[light crest]

Nah it's not ai, he can actually just do that

[lilac valley]

great minds think alike 🤝

[astral plover]

I guess it’s time to 2v1 you two

[surreal salmon]

is this your first time finding out how people work?

[lilac valley]

dont call bullet a tow, thats lwk offensive in 2026

https://tenor.com/view/cars-disney-pixar-mater-tow-mater-gif-10745513569756822153

[light crest]

now who exactly are you calling a tow

[lilac valley]

vro out of pocket for that one

[astral plover]

You two

[light crest]

Because I am NOT a tow truck vrotato

[lilac valley]

lwk i would be the green one with the moustache

[astral plover]

No

[lilac valley]

and that baddie with the lips lwk would be mine

[astral plover]

Vro is leaking that island

[lilac valley]

twitter gonna have a field day with you

[light crest]

Eww you added an "u" in there like a true brit as well 🤢 🤢 🤢

[lilac valley]

i was feeling fruity mb vro

[viscid parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-country-2-diddy's-kong-quest-crocodile-isle-kremling-source-krocodile-kore-gif-520110560645345104

[lilac valley]

i'll save the bri' ish stuff for june

[astral plover]

Britder mentioned?

[astral plover]

No

[astral plover]

They won’t

[lilac valley]

SRL is over is trending #3

quote retweets lwk insane

[light crest]

Dw I forgive you gng

[astral plover]

Not even #1

[lilac valley]

its been less than 7 minutes vro

dont get too hasty

[astral plover]

Like what

[astral plover]

6 or 7 minutes?

[light crest]

In the astronomical 26'

[lilac valley]

its mostly pictures of clod from elemental with a speech bubble coming from him with you calling bullet a tow

[light crest]

I've unironically been unfathomably bored all day

[lilac valley]

i have not

i went out earlier

[astral plover]

At least it’s not bullet busting

[light crest]

Clash royale still doesn't get a new season until tomorrow

[light crest]

I beg your finest pardon

[lilac valley]

and now im just dominating pokemon tower with my shiny guys

[astral plover]

I remember that on August 4th last year vro

[lilac valley]

sorry what

[astral plover]

It’s real.

[light crest]

No I don't in fact why do you have any date related to fall guys saved in your memory

[lilac valley]

pics or it didnt happen

[astral plover]

@light crest @lilac valley here it is vro

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[light crest]

.

[lilac valley]

i didnt know blaze was that familiar with bullet

[astral plover]

See it’s real

[astral plover]

Actually retweet that I’m playing fall guys under the tow post

[lilac valley]

vro they slaughtering you in the quotes

[astral plover]

Good

[lilac valley]

happy to help

[astral plover]

I love the publicity

[light crest]

Don't believe ts cro

[lilac valley]

vro

blaze lwk sold you out in 4k

[astral plover]

I think we will believe it still

[light crest]

Cro your account is on private with friend requests disabled

[light crest]

It never specified bulletkin so I'm in the clear

[novel dome]

Today I discovered that the screen shakes if you search 67 on Google

[lilac valley]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1090738778416623806/1152412905699029122/togif.gif

[light crest]

Lmao I just went to test it

[astral plover]

Wrong usage of this gif as expected

[light crest]

I can't believe it's real

[frosty owl]

Can someone help me get squad goals trophy 🙏

[lilac valley]

lwk i did it just to show you how to use it actually

[astral plover]

Well it’s wrong I’m afraid

[astral plover]

Try #squads-lfg

[lilac valley]

youre afraid for the wrong reasons

[astral plover]

“Reasoms” 🗣️ 🔥

[lilac valley]

it was reasoms how did you fumble my fumble

vro you fumbled squared

im glad your twitter got mass reported and banned

[astral plover]

That was another srl vro

[lilac valley]

the allegations already laid you out im afraid

[astral plover]

Well I’m not afraid

[lilac valley]

yeah i wouldn't think you would you sicko

[earnest zephyr]

where is hype bean

[astral plover]

Can’t believe you mentioned wopill

[lilac valley]

he's with the queen now

[earnest zephyr]

why is he not back yet

[light crest]

Yeah lwk me and hype bean gotta return

[lilac valley]

i know what connections you and wopill had before the island

[astral plover]

Na hype bean packed up

Because of what happened to game

[light crest]

And I'll pack you up if you keep denying these allegations

[earnest zephyr]

noooooo

[lilac valley]

one left (with aura) and the other is bullet

[astral plover]

No. I’m not a suitcase

[light crest]

Suitcases do often close themselves to hide the stuff (that you did) inside

[earnest zephyr]

I will make you a suitcase, do you want it fall guys-themes

[lilac valley]

he wont be needing one where he's going (prison)

[earnest zephyr]

oh yea

[light crest]

Prison is generous

I was thinking a few death sentences at least

[lilac valley]

wopill had connections and bailed him bro

[light crest]

well damn how can he keep getting away with this stuff

[lilac valley]

money, privilege, and aura

[light crest]

I was talking about srl not wopill

srl has none of those things

[lilac valley]

oh, just wopill's money

[light crest]

Oh fair enough

[astral plover]

Nor do you

[light crest]

Dw I stand superior to wopill

[lilac valley]

he has me 😌

[astral plover]

What about biller peal

[lilac valley]

he dead

[light crest]

Biller peak got cancelled by the masses

[astral plover]

Lwk I’m letting chat be dead

[light crest]

He said something too controversial on Twitter and got cancelled and eradicated

[lilac valley]

"im letting water be wet"

[light crest]

lwk I'm watching a show on my TV, playing clash royale and switching between chat on this phone, and watching a yt video on my other phone rn so

[lilac valley]

me looking between the tv, laptop and 3ds

[astral plover]

Biller mid

[astral plover]

Na it should be dry

[light crest]

cro deleted his last message to pretend like he didn't cause the death of chat

[lilac valley]

fr

[light crest]

frfr

[lilac valley]

lol he did it again no way

[astral plover]

No

[lilac valley]

yes

[severe garden]

would y'all like me to kill chat so you don't need to feel bad about doing it?

[lilac valley]

i dont think i'd feel bad, its fall guys

[earnest zephyr]

well I'm not part of that

[light crest]

I mean idk about feel bad but sure

[severe garden]

so how many wins have you beans gotten today

[astral plover]

Do it

[earnest zephyr]

I haven't played fall guys today

[green tusk]

Last round of the tail jank needs to be based on how long you hold it not who has it last....thanks

talk to yall in a year

[earnest zephyr]

IN A YEAR?!

[stark moon]

watch sweet thieves be broken somehow when it goes live

just like 2022 falloween

[onyx iron]

whats with the grabby max crown rank players in roll call ranked, chill out lol i'm sure you guys can time out instead of failing to grab me and dying

[pliant radish]

[tropic finch]

I am sorry chicken

But I am afraid I gotta tell my mom on u

[viscid parcel]

well its already available in customs and ive heard of no issues so far so hopefully it will be ok fr

[safe abyss]

Alguien para jugar fall guys?

[viscid parcel]

no comprehende

[safe abyss]

Anyone up for playing Fall Guys?

[main dock]

I'mma just do Roll Call Ranked.

[tame cave]

hi

i just came from timeout

for 24 hours

[rich turret]

wait why

well fall guys rlly is dead

[deep thistle]

Nah mate it’s just too early in the morning

[rich turret]

its 3:35 pm for me not u

i guess most people in fall guys are asleep rn

[deep thistle]

Yeah

[surreal salmon]

i can't queue

im australian and no one is on lmao

[tame cave]

hi

[fleet forge]

I was on the Australian server too and it wasn't queuing

maybe try automatic

[surreal salmon]

you got into a game?

i haven't tried later tonight yet, i tried like 6 hours ago, i was on automatic

[fleet forge]

sorry I meant wasn't

[surreal salmon]

yeah no one is playing in australia roll call lol

if there isn't like at least 20 people it aint happenin

[astral plover]

Try Europe

[surreal salmon]

isn't that like, the worst server for aus

asia would be better if thats an option

[astral plover]

You could try that

[surreal salmon]

i shall and get back to you, thanks!

ez for crown rank

[tame cave]

hello?

[surreal salmon]

hello

[tame cave]

bep

bop

[livid grove]

tibb

[tame cave]

how /villager noise

[rich turret]

yay online

[livid grove]

zipiee

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-falling-gif-27355771

Me rn

[rich turret]

so bored

wanna join a party

[astral plover]

Na, I’m grinding ranked

[rich turret]

dam we both gotta touch grass

[astral plover]

Probably the biggest pain I’ve ever had in ranked lmao

Alright chat I’ve think that’s it for rank, I’m not playing until next rank

[livid grove]

I wonder if thats the tallest skin in the game

[astral plover]

It’s probably as tall as regular tall guy

[rich turret]

woo woo!

well its dead again

yay

someone typing

[surreal salmon]

roll off ranked is working for asia servers (there are people playing) i lost all of them

[rich turret]

is roll off ranked acceptable with parties?

[surreal salmon]

i dont think so?

[rich turret]

oh....

fall guys is falling

wanna play with a party but no one can

[prime jungle]

They put way toooo long lasting finals in ranked

Very exhausting

[thorn epoch]

Hello chat

[marble crow]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-wembanyama-wembanyama-victor-dunk-the-alien-gif-6771591193523523905

[prime jungle]

3 times in a row roll out finale and 2 times over the full time limit🥱🥱🥱

[marble crow]

bro’s him fr

[earnest zephyr]

The tallest bean in the entire blunderdome

[viscid parcel]

I just realised the knockout roundpool is different to the ranked knockout. They have all the maps

Or was it like that last time too