fall-guys-chat

[stone pier]

Beatsaber got discontinued?

[light crest]

On ps VR yeah

[stone pier]

[light crest]

But ps VR sucked to begin with so

[stone pier]

How about meta quest

[light crest]

ofc it's still on quest

[stone pier]

Isn’t meta quest the most popular vr headset?

[bright delta]

Meta owns Beat Games it's not going anywhere on there any time soon

[light crest]

self reactions are so cringe 🕊️

[stone pier]

You mean meta

[bright delta]

...with quest being the name of the headset

[stone pier]

Meta quests

[light crest]

I feel like I'm gonna have a cringe attack and die every time I see a self reaction

[light crest]

oculus

[stone pier]

Yup

Reacting is cringe in general

[light crest]

I still usually just call it oculus in general

[stone pier]

So it that the one you would get?

[light crest]

what

[stone pier]

The 3s is good since i don’t need the best one just one that’s good?

[hybrid geyser]

Goated name

[light crest]

oh I still use the 2

[hybrid geyser]

Oculus was so iconic and they had to ”metaversify” it

[stone pier]

Is it the original or the rebranded one

[light crest]

You can still do mostly everything you need on the 3S

[hybrid geyser]

ohh the virtual world and the future of AI yadda yadda yadda.

[light crest]

original

[stone pier]

Ps vr isn’t a good option then?

So meta quest/oculus is best in general?

[bright delta]

for now

[hybrid geyser]

I have (or rather had) the quest 2

[stone pier]

I heard xbox themed meta quests is coming out?

[bright delta]

can be used for low-latency PCVR as well w/ some other apps

[hybrid geyser]

I still have it, but it’s in the ”Abbadomon Archive of Deceased Consoles”

[rough garnet]

Hi beans

[stone pier]

Like jailbreak or just use mods

[hybrid geyser]

The battery got absolutely nerfed out of nowhere, and the foam is all eroded and it looks ugly and feels uncomfortable as hell

[stone pier]

If i upgraded my phone should i get iphone or samsung

I would get z fold 7 but it’s 2k dollars

[bright delta]

the fold/flip ones are not worth it at all

[stone pier]

Battery is probably not good

[hybrid geyser]

It’s a cool concept i admit

[stone pier]

I recommend iphone for people just doing general tasks like myself

[bright delta]

I'd say if you've got other apple devices, go w/ an iphone
otherwise, android

[hybrid geyser]

Like a phone that turns into an ipad that’s cool as hell

[stone pier]

Not downloading games since that’s why we have handhelds

[stone pier]

Macs aren’t recommended imo?

[bright delta]

they're really good for just about anything except gaming

[stone pier]

Iyo

[bright delta]

macbook battery life is nuts

[stone pier]

Yeah

I would recommended buying intel macs since they have old chips

Wouldn’t

[light crest]

@bright delta that song was sorta heat at parts twin 🥹✌️

[viscid arch]

Guys

I need 2 other guys to play squads to get a playstation trophy

[stone pier]

Lol

[viscid arch]

Can someone help?

[hybrid geyser]

Why? Cant u just play classic squads?

[stone pier]

I would look in #squads-lfg

[trim peak]

yo

[hybrid geyser]

Which trophy is it

[stone pier]

Do all achievements cross over?

[viscid arch]

Idk it says win an episode as a party of 3 or more players

Squad goals is called

[hybrid geyser]

Oh a party.. yeah u need an actual squad for that I think

Im not available tho, sorry..

[viscid arch]

Tomorrow?

[hybrid geyser]

Im out of town tomorrow, aswell as the day after

[cold escarp]

@wanton sparrow we're in blastlandtis semi final

[viscid arch]

Ok, anyone?

[hybrid geyser]

I love blastlantis and I hate blastlantis

[wanton sparrow]

tyt and hope u win

[viscid arch]

Is it ok if I tag everyone?

[viscid arch]

Ok, can U tell me when U can play?

[stone pier]

You can’t and you would get in trouble if it worked

[cold escarp]

we got out last second 😭

[light crest]

why would that reasonably be okay

pinging 200k+ people to play fall guys is NOT a good idea

[wanton sparrow]

ohhh blaze that cute from u 🥹 @cold escarp

[cold escarp]

🫶

[viscid arch]

Yeah, that's what I thought 😂

[stone pier]

You would literally do that

[rough garnet]

Ugh this is taking forever

[light crest]

I mean as a troll prolly but no I don't want to play fall guys with other strangers

[hybrid geyser]

..i mean ur technically doing that the entire time yk what im sayin? 🖐️😶🖐️

[light crest]

[stone pier]

WE are not strangers

[light crest]

yes you are twin 🥹✌️

[hybrid geyser]

We technically are

Im talking to random men in a chat made by random men in a server made by random men

[storm abyss]

u played with me when i was a stranger

[storm abyss]

thats v true

[light crest]

wait huh

I mean tbf I probably did

[storm abyss]

ye

I played with a bunch of peeps here a couple years ago before I took a break off fall guys

[wanton sparrow]

@cold escarp my friend will join us

but i need to restart to i can inv him

[trim peak]

someone told me that when i finish the pass, i would get crown shards js by playing but it hasn’t given me one yet?

[vivid spade]

lol only 2 of us survived hyperdrive hero’s, it sent us to jump club and just auto qualified us both

[cold escarp]

Okay!

[astral plover]

I’m surprised bullet didn’t vote for the low taper fade guy

[severe garden]

Due to a bug you only received them when you restart your game

[trim peak]

oooo okay

and do you know how much you get?

[severe garden]

Not off the top of my head, sorry.

[trim peak]

ok np thanks

[severe garden]

I think it’s maybe 1 shard per 500 fame but that could be completely wrong

[trim peak]

i’ll try search for it

[unkempt swan]

For every 250 that you would have received, you get 1 instead

[hybrid geyser]

@astral plover heya, you bored?

I got a job for you, only if you wanna of course

[astral plover]

A bit late btw.

[astral plover]

What is it?

[trim peak]

thanks

[solemn skiff]

Squad Goals Achievement
i look guys for that achievements

[hybrid geyser]

Oh come on

Am I saying something wrong

Check dm’s @astral plover

[stone parrot]

[past salmon]

hi

[vapid vault]

Oh mb

Btw gn yall

[past salmon]

I have several first Fall Guys DLCs, I completed seasons 1 to 5, I stopped playing and now I found out that it's from Epic Games, how did all this happen, will I lose my progress?

[storm abyss]

nah you keep everything

just link your steam with epic, p sure that's what I did years ago

[past salmon]

okay

[past salmon]

pera vc eh br

hahhaha

[storm abyss]

[unkempt swan]

Friendly reminder all messages are to be in English, thank you

[past salmon]

okay 🙁

[astral plover]

That’s alright.
Anyway. Good night! Sleep well!

[wanton sparrow]

@cold escarp i need to restart

nvm thank u so much for the game hope to see u soon have a great night

[cold escarp]

yep, thank you so much for inviting me, i had a blast with your group! 🫶

[hybrid geyser]

Gn gang

[obtuse frost]

Ok so button bashers I what I want to work on

[light crest]

I did twin

[orchid fjord]

Anyone for squads

[novel dome]

I'm close to reach 10k crowns. Should I do something special?

[cold escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rap-gif-12120359992588649980

[lament surge]

Damn 50 minutes no chat?

Whoops

I didn’t see the 7:51

[light crest]

unc snoop breaking it down

[warped birch]

hi

[spiral pond]

How long should a survival finale last?

[lament surge]

Yoo

Wassup

[warped birch]

[light crest]

5 mins

[spiral pond]

Okay

[little owl]

fellow fiddlestickers what should i play
deltarune chapters 1 and 2 (yes, i'm not getting 3 and 4 yet)
watch netflix
(specifically scott pilgrim takes off)
code something in python
or play mc

[rustic roost]

guys

how can i put my map in creative highlights?

[cold escarp]

[rustic roost]

@atomic ember

[small zephyr]

Anyone know if the dapper walrus costume will be in the shop soon?

[atomic ember]

You need 20 upvotes for it to be featured in #creative-highlights

[rustic roost]

ok thank you

[astral plover]

I see vro

[astral plover]

Me when circle, derby, gooprope and slimeball exist

And trick but that doesn’t count

[light crest]

twin he was asking how long they last assuming no players die which is just a timeout

[warped birch]

[astral plover]

Well those ones last 3 minutes

And twin is mid. We are STILL using vro

[light crest]

no WE not twin 🫩✌️

[astral plover]

WE are vro

Twin is so mid. Vro is so sigma

[steel glacier]

havent seen this variation in a long while

[pliant radish]

Soup

[astral plover]

Actually that variant is new to this update

[hot sparrow]

Yo

[lusty herald]

I don't know if they'd do it, but I wouldn't mind if we've gotten an occasional "new" variant from time to time.

At least once almost every Classic map they can get unvaulted is addressed and available.

[astral plover]

Yeah. This update actually added 3 new variants by the way

[lusty herald]

Like actually "new" variants that we're just made into this update?

And not unused.

[astral plover]

Idk about that actually

[keen orchid]

They were unused in the files

Technically new but they were made years ago

[lusty herald]

Yeah, so they we're just unused until now which is still good to see at least.

I'm hoping after they unvault the Classic maps, they'd fix both the Classic map Variants & LTM's.

[deft zenith]

The last new variation we got was the fans stomping ground

[astral plover]

I mean wasn’t it unused before as well?

[bright delta]

oh wait they finally added that fan variant?

WWWW

[lusty herald]

Yeah they did

They unvaulted a lot of variants, even some unused ones

[astral plover]

Yeah. It was one of the many variants to come back or get added to the game

[astral plover]

Yeah. More static tiles on snowball survival and less hammers in the rotating wall zone on bubble trouble were unused before as well

[deft zenith]

It was used in explore classic

[coral cradle]

Hey I’ve gotten back into fall guys for the first time in a little bit but every couple of games we keep randomly disconnecting and then losing all rewards, it’s really frustrating, is this happening for anyone else?

[astral plover]

Yeah but it would have had to be unused before explore classic

[deft zenith]

Oh yeah

[barren anchor]

welp

[pliant radish]

Soup

[warped birch]

[steel glacier]

Anniversary mode One Roll timeout on Anti Grav varient!! Noice

[cyan marsh]

Congrats!

[warped birch]

[steel glacier]

havent played it yet since its been back so that was a pleasant surprise

[thorn stream]

hop o drome sucks

[steel glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-incorrect-you-got-it-wrong-false-gif-8877109044393951791

[barren anchor]

Ace 3 to Star in 1 day, not bad

Still Star 1 here, where y'all at?

[limpid mica]

superstar 😭 in 4 days

[barren anchor]

@limpid mica nice, I would have never had the time to do that

[steel glacier]

gotta love the one rounders LOL

[barren anchor]

Has that ever happened before, in a 10 round show?

[steel glacier]

oh yeah

thats my second time now today

I quit til I get jump club

[barren anchor]

I get ya

[restive rivet]

I haven't been able to play Anniversary Party in like 4-5 days now, I just get stuck on blue falling "connecting" screen perpetually. Anyone know how to fix it? I've tried switch server regions, escaping and re-queuing over and over, restarting game, no updates in launcher, etc. Nothing gets me in, just stuck on the blue screen of sadness for going on a week

[bright delta]

server region would most likely be it, if you're in the lobby it's not your internet

US and EU typically work, if those have issues then it's something real wacky

[restive rivet]

Yeah sadly it's doing it with every region

[warped birch]

WHAT

[cyan marsh]

Just Keep Changing Server Regions and you'll Find a Match Eventually. Staying on the Connecting Screen means that there's Very Few Players trying to Matchmake in that Region for that Show, which Makes Sense due to Time Zones, and the Fact that the Show is Very Long. I Just Tested US (East), and I was Able to Instantly Find a Match in there, so Just Try and Wait for a Little While in One of the US Regions

[severe garden]

this daily challenge is awful. reach round 3 in duos, 3 times, and it's only for 8k fame

no wayu

[steel glacier]

NO WAY NO WAY

[severe garden]

NO WAY

[steel glacier]

[severe garden]

LMAO how

[steel glacier]

I was jsut doing the same challenge

[bright delta]

also just in case, if you've got cross-platform matchmaking off, turn that on

[severe garden]

this has never happend to me

[cyan marsh]

Did youse get into the Same Duo?

[steel glacier]

best rando EVER

[severe garden]

yeah, rando'd into moose

[bright delta]

WWW

[cyan marsh]

No Wayyy!

[steel glacier]

thats insane LOL

[severe garden]

best rando ever

[steel glacier]

that was the best solo que ever

thanks for the game!

[severe garden]

you too!

Lmao again!!!

[steel glacier]

needed one more huh

[severe garden]

you too?

like we could have just teamed up officially, but this is better

[steel glacier]

yup

so much better

[pliant radish]

You know I forgot I have todo daily’s

[steel glacier]

OMG THIS IS THE BEST NNIGHT EVER

that was hysterical

[severe garden]

well at least my challenge is done

[steel glacier]

LOL same

[severe garden]

had some communication issues in that one lmao

nice playing with you

[steel glacier]

same to you lol

[bright delta]

oh anniversary party show got down to 8 people after round 4 and now it's just gonna be 8 until round 10 huh

yay.

[severe garden]

so the trick to anniversary is to just get a jump club round one and murder everyone?

[pliant radish]

[steel glacier]

I quit till I get it

[severe garden]

lmao

[warped birch]

lool

3-person timeout in anniversary mode

[pliant radish]

They key is to get hyperdrive hero’s then grab kill the only other bean alive

[severe garden]

murdered the poor guy trying to do the one roller on roll off for the win. I need the wins

[bright delta]

won FM yippee anyway

no contest

[pliant radish]

No you didn’t

[barren anchor]

y'all have a good night

[bright delta]

person I thought was gonna be competition in that one is in this game too though

seems they're practiced in the slidey speedrun strats but not finals

[severe garden]

I get that a lot, someone who's doing all these 360 tricks but then has no idea how to do a legacy final

[bright delta]

we had the conveyor variant in FM and they had a better spawn then I did and I was like "uh oh"
and then they just didn't take it

[severe garden]

This guy was CR 71. Another classic example of my strategy of just ignoring everyone and jumping in place.

[bright delta]

"kraken slam is only boring if you play lame" people when they fall off and lose because they were running around randomly and got hit (it's more engaging)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090738778416623806/1391622198036533258/speed.gif

[pliant radish]

Gotta love baiting

[light crest]

you won't get hit if you don't play using 1 braincell

[bright delta]

guess everyone plays using 1 braincell then

[light crest]

(I mean they kinda do)

most people just run around and hope for the best with no real strategy then they complain about kraken when they lose

it's like you literally had no game plan and were just running around like a maniac and expecting to win

[severe garden]

everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

[light crest]

is that a quote from the goat Tyson?

[severe garden]

They learned to jump around the wall, but didn't know how to handle someone just beelining towards them

[astral plover]

I usually have one. It’s where I make all the tentacles come up and then get into a place with only two. If I’m feeling a bit risky I’ll try to grab as well

[pliant radish]

And me is apparently the grabby mod lol

[astral plover]

Because I’m not going to wait around like all the other beans

[pliant radish]

Wow I actually have pretty easy daily’s

[severe garden]

yeah, that one person was so mad at you for defending yourself, meanwhile I'm out here being toxic every night lol

[pliant radish]

I more or less just need to get to the finals in solos

[severe garden]

I don't know if it's toxic, as much as it is aggressive

[pliant radish]

I ain’t being in the air for 75 seconds in ranked

[severe garden]

I'm not like friendly emoting people for a few minutes and then trying to betray them, I'm basically going for the kill immediately

[pliant radish]

But playing 3 rounds of solos then making it to the final in any game and emoting 3 times is easy

[severe garden]

except for kraken, I'm super pacifist on that one

[light crest]

I just go for the grab back because it's a lot easier to survive a last second jump while wall jumping than it is to run all the back from the wall so even a short grab when someone tries that is enough for me to make a recovery and for them to not reach the middle in time

[pliant radish]

Me is ironically the pacifist

Oh yeah cosmic highway I forgot about you

[pliant radish]

I randomly got grab killed in comic right before the first checkpoint and still got second

Also going from festival to fall guys feels weird

And we’re gonna time out

[severe garden]

I'm ready to be done with the pass. Once I finish it I'll probably take another break until double xp comes back

[pliant radish]

No you won’t

For the second part specifically

[severe garden]

I'll just take another year break

[pliant radish]

[severe garden]

can't get trick or trapeze if I don't play

[light crest]

Holy moly wolf

That's a great idea why didn't I think of that

[pliant radish]

Welp

Got out

[light crest]

I'm applying that advice to my life effective immediately

[severe garden]

creative is bad dot gif

[pliant radish]

So now need to play another match

[light crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662246299860598816/1385009298366664725/Banderware_2.0.gif

[severe garden]

leaves

[pliant radish]

Gotta love 2 rhinos targeting you

[severe garden]

back in a bit to confuse that one person with timezones

[light crest]

oh ok

[steel glacier]

WHERE DID EVERYONE GO

for 24 too nice

[pliant radish]

Hex final ehh

[urban glade]

Congrats

[pliant radish]

Welp one dude had a lot of room on the final layer meanwhile the whole lobby shared the entire other small room

Well done with daily’s I guess

[severe garden]

according to some people here, if you were skilled enough you would just grab kill every single player that shared your island and win

[pliant radish]

I did try to jump over cause it may have just been possible but I got body block and then grabbed

[astral plover]

Chat should I play fg or watch someone play dk bananza?

Smh you can only vote for one yeeted.

Oh well, it’s the second option since I’m kind of burnt out on fg with grinding knockout and making that new map

[pliant radish]

Third option Fortnite festival

[hybrid geyser]

Good morning everyone

[astral plover]

But I don’t have fortnight

[pliant radish]

But it’s free

[hybrid geyser]

Overwatch 2 is also f2p but I dont see people playing that..

[pliant radish]

That’s different

[hybrid geyser]

Well i’d love to play fortnite

But I physically can’t

[light crest]

Dk

[light crest]

Difference is fortnite is fun

[light crest]

if you can play fall guys then you can play fortnite

[hybrid geyser]

I technically can play fortnite but im not gonna do it on my pc..

Come on..

[light crest]

why not

literally PC is the best platform for fortnite

[hybrid geyser]

Fortnite just doesnt feel like the platform for me to play fortnite on

[light crest]

what

[hybrid geyser]

I’d rather have it be on a handheld, like I did with the switch

Or hell, playstation like I used to

[light crest]

I mean I suppose but PC is still undeniably the best platform for fortnite

[hybrid geyser]

I get that, but it’s unpractical for me

I’d love to play fortnite on my steam deck, but u can’t play it on there

Kinda a stupid reason

[astral plover]

But I don’t like fortnight

[astral plover]

I see

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-butt-gif-4868711229372494252

[pliant radish]

That sounds like a you problem

[astral plover]

Is it though?

[vapid vault]

Nah Fortnite is so trash

[astral plover]

I’ve never played it so I have no opinions

[pliant radish]

Can’t be has fall guys in it

[astral plover]

Does he know about it being bad?

Such as not having a grab button and very weird physics

[trim peak]

Who’s the best fall guys player except me

[vapid vault]

I

[astral plover]

Erm, idk

In what ways do you mean “best”

[trim peak]

Anybodt gets super anxious when playing games

[astral plover]

Oh

I wasn’t expecting that

[pliant radish]

Soup

[trim peak]

Jk

Anybody bored asf

[astral plover]

Bullet I give you permission to turn me into a background character. I don’t deserve the side character role after I got out on roll out

[astral plover]

🧢

[severe garden]

got the hyperdrive win in anniversary. This one super grabby bean killed literally every player, including themselves. Was the only one that made it past the first spinning bar section

[astral plover]

Funny.
Also they still haven’t fixed the tall thrusters that have their regular hitbox

I wonder why?

[hasty bane]

For me who never sat foot in creative it's hard to understand how anyone could make this

[hazy crow]

the most valid answer?
i don't know

[hasty bane]

Wasn't a bad level either. Bit like the usual Mediatonic made survival final

[astral plover]

Indeed. It’s been in the game for over a year now

[astral plover]

Mt levels are not that good and the community makes better levels (mostly)

[hasty bane]

Yeah they are usually quite mid. Btw I got a triple coinbox frenzy and one single box. Finished 4th since bots shot me 3 times and took shortcuts

[astral plover]

Sad. Meanwhile I’m cooked. Currently in 4th and 3rd is 3k ahead and I’ve gotten really good runs

[hasty bane]

I mean that's a run you get like once every 3 years

Is a cooked tour in general so I'm not surprised. Has some great tracks tho! Like Baby Park T.

[astral plover]

Indeed. I wish the rank tracks were way better

It makes sense to have scs but it should have been a mushroom bridge situation where the r variant was inn first rank track and maybe the rt variant

Also the bots are so terrible this tour. I’ve had good runs get ruined because they have terrible and I get like 3rd

[pliant radish]

Soup

[wicked wren]

can we report people who waste a lot of time, run after run on "Anniversary Party"?

[cyan marsh]

There aren't any In-Game Options for Reporting Player Inactivity during Rounds Anymore, but You're Free to Report them to Support https://www.epicgames.com/help/en-US/contact-us

[wicked wren]

thank you 🙏

[cyan marsh]

[astral plover]

I remember there being one
I guess they got tired of people reporting for inactivity

[hasty bane]

Hard to manage when they are only 3 people working on the game

[light crest]

aight I'll inform bander

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[lilac valley]

i already know

vro getting pulled from the season for ts

he's only getting an image in the background in one episode thats it

[light crest]

oh

[light crest]

That's a bit generous

I was thinking like only leaving his finger or something in frame in an episode thumbnail

[lilac valley]

no cause that'd imply he's present

he's delegated to photo from a distant memory that no one is going to mention again

[light crest]

true

[lilac valley]

and he's like way in the back of it

not even facing the camera

[light crest]

maybe give him a few pixels on screen for a single frame and that's it

like make the image in the background as tiny as far away from the camera as possible

with him still being far from the camera in that image too in the very corner while facing the opposite direction

maybe only leave the shoulder of his short visible and have the rest cut off

[astral plover]

Na. Bullet will for the soggy fries

[astral plover]

And it’s going to be the worst episode of the season

Or show

I’m so washed chat

I actually don’t deserve to be a background character

[light crest]

You're right, you're getting removed from the cast entirely

@lilac valley just so you're aware of ts

[astral plover]

Then the show will massively flop

[light crest]

nah we peaking

[astral plover]

Not after they find out about the soggy fries situation

[light crest]

the reviews as soon as you are removed from the cast 📈📈📈

[astral plover]

They will be 📉 📉 📉 📉

They will say 🅱️andmid over and over

And say we want the sigma guy back

Because you know, I’m a true sigma

[light crest]

And then your alarm clock goes off

[astral plover]

Jokes on you I don’t have one

[light crest]

and you wake up and stare at the ceiling realizing you're still not part of the main cast and we have a 4.9 star average

[astral plover]

Massive cap alert

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[severe garden]

Speaking of alarm clocks, it’s <t:1754816580:t>. I should probably attempt sleep.

[cyan marsh]

Gn Wolf! Have a good rest!

[light crest]

nuh uh

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/true-patrick-spongebob-truth-nuke-gif-15777863855591434629

[astral plover]

Twin don’t hurt me

Actually you can

I’m unfortunately playing fg

And even worse I’m playing knockout

Because I’m a bingus who wants crowns for some reason

Come on I got the wrong roll off

Why are mt evil and made ss2 roll off stupidly rare?

[onyx iron]

fall guys

[vapid vault]

Ban em mizz

[astral plover]

Why are you constantly telling Mizz to get people?

[vapid vault]

Thats his JOB

[astral plover]

I don’t think it is. It’s more like yours

Bro why trash derby?

[vapid vault]

Then i finally have a job

[astral plover]

Okay I won

[astral plover]

That’s errr, good (unless you are too young to have a job which means that’s bad)

[pliant radish]

Soup

[vapid vault]

Bro im older than you

[astral plover]

Really?

[hazy crow]

you're 14

[vapid vault]

Yeah

[vapid vault]

Well

[astral plover]

Proof

[hazy crow]

older than 100% of fall guys players

[vapid vault]

You see

[astral plover]

Hold up true?

[vapid vault]

Fall guys is a kids game idk why im playing it

[runic charm]

no way i still have active

[astral plover]

I mean a ton of adults play kids games

[hazy crow]

fall guys is a game for everyone

[vapid vault]

Ik im joking

[astral plover]

lol.

[runic charm]

i just went a full month without a single message

[hazy crow]

it somehow is just like that sometimes

[vapid vault]

So you're 10000000000000 years old

[astral plover]

No?

[runic charm]

i am old

[vapid vault]

Yes you are

[runic charm]

practically decaying

[astral plover]

You don’t have evidence vro

[vapid vault]

I have everything

[astral plover]

Na

Yeeted even agrees

[vapid vault]

He agreed on hat 🤠

[pliant radish]

Soup

[astral plover]

Indeed

Bro I don’t want bad or trapeze

Yeah?

[astral plover]

No you are not

He’s not older than me

[astral plover]

Nvm I won

[astral plover]

I’m not saying because I don’t want to get doxed but I know I am older

Actually it doesn’t matter now

[astral plover]

What does matter is I found low gravity slime climb

[cyan marsh]

He Means the Low Gravity Variant in Slime Climb

[astral plover]

Aka the second one

[astral plover]

Also imo it shouldn’t be knockout exclusive and gravity zones MUST be added to creative

[cyan marsh]

[hybrid geyser]

Sup everyone

[vapid vault]

Which one of them?
There are two low gravity variations

[astral plover]

Just take a guess

[vapid vault]

The want with the spinner?

[astral plover]

You are CORRECT

[hazy crow]

you are... incorrect

[astral plover]

No he isn’t actually

[hazy crow]

why is that one active what

[vapid vault]

Bro jane is trolling

[astral plover]

Ewww temu jump showdown

[astral plover]

Both of them are

[hazy crow]

i thought only the one in the middle section was on

my sincerest apologies

[astral plover]

They are both in knockout

[vapid vault]

My god stop hating

[hazy crow]

only knockout?

[astral plover]

No

I don’t. Stupid hitbox got me

[livid grove]

Dude nauuuwwww hennejoe left the fall guys crew this game is done for

[astral plover]

Yes. Low gravity slime climb, freezy peak, treetop tumble, ski fall and leading light are only in knockout for whatever reason

[hazy crow]

that is kind of odd

[astral plover]

Yes! I want to listen to many unused low gravity music

[hazy crow]

flickers?

the pinball flippers?

oh well maybe they will be coming eventually

[astral plover]

Because I know that a low gravity ss1 race theme exists thanks to time attack space race

[hazy crow]

well pinball flippers are somewhat low in terms of importance inside of creative for me

[astral plover]

WHAT?

What do you even mean?

[hazy crow]

you just joined this server to get banned

[astral plover]

I mean it does exist still

Smh lol

[pliant radish]

Anyways

[astral plover]

Though surprisingly it’s still exists in time attack right now

[hazy crow]

all low gravity themes exist

they just get modified on the spot when you enter a low gravity zone

[astral plover]

Actually not true. I don’t know if I can mention it though

[livid grove]

Its not true for 3 soundtracks in the game

[hazy crow]

but you can't possibly hear like
long wall low gravity mix

[astral plover]

Yeah. Aka, the newer ones

[livid grove]

even if low grav were to exist, the music wouldnt get affected strangely

[hazy crow]

how do you know this

[livid grove]

A million hours

[vapid vault]

Bro its so hot rn im dying

[livid grove]

This game honestly so done for, both joes left mediatonic D:

[hazy crow]

also where did you see this

[astral plover]

That probably means no gravity zones in creative

Unless they decide to make low gravity versions

[livid grove]

He removed "Fall Guys" from his bio.

[hazy crow]

they're probably just low priority right now

[vapid vault]

That means no pipes in creative

[hazy crow]

that means no budget and no placing objects in creative

[astral plover]

Sad though they might be a bit hard to implement

[vapid vault]

That means fall guys is gonna die

[hazy crow]

not on bluesky yet though

[livid grove]

bluesky is ded 💀

[hazy crow]

he uses it regularly actually

[astral plover]

Sad. Stupid decorations are a bigger priority

[hazy crow]

easier to implement

[vapid vault]

What is buleski?

[livid grove]

I mean he literally went out of his way to remove it from his bio

why r yall always trying to 1-up here?

[astral plover]

That means this server will no longer exist

[astral plover]

Sad

[vapid vault]

I mean he's not an employee no more

[hazy crow]

i'm not

[cyan marsh]

@ioh
/j

[livid grove]

It is low key dead lol everyone just went back to the bad site

[hazy crow]

he still works at epic games

[vapid vault]

Not on fall guys

[astral plover]

But hitting people is bad

Errr, okay

[vapid vault]

He wanted

[astral plover]

But it’s still bad

[hazy crow]

you speak in a really confusing manner

[astral plover]

Probably got moved over to fortnight

[vapid vault]

Euwww

[astral plover]

Looks so ai generated

[vapid vault]

I do

[vapid vault]

I don't even play fg that much

[hazy crow]

less than the bare minimum valid answer to that question

[vapid vault]

Yeah

[astral plover]

Same

[hazy crow]

"why do you do x and if so why"
"Yes"

[vapid vault]

Do you like simulation games?

[astral plover]

I mostly watch YouTube

On things I like like comment sections and Mario

[vapid vault]

Whos your favourite YouTuber?

[astral plover]

Idk. I don’t really have one

[hazy crow]

fallguyspro48

[astral plover]

I don’t watch any fg on YouTube and even then it’s barely

Because fg on YouTube tbh, is dead

[vapid vault]

You guys watch airrack?

[hazy crow]

fall guys is just that kind of game that's more fun when played rather than watched

[vapid vault]

Yes, i was watching caboose back in the days

[hazy crow]

that person is really controversial

[astral plover]

I used to watch fg a ton

[vapid vault]

Why?

[hazy crow]

i don't if i can say

[astral plover]

Also I hate censorship that is just the beep so that marks off a ton of people

[vapid vault]

He has very good content

[hazy crow]

of course you think that because you're 14

[astral plover]

If you are going to do censorship you need to be creative for me

[hazy crow]

no offense though

[vapid vault]

Wdym? He just q good YouTuber

[hazy crow]

you'll learn to dislike him when you're older

[astral plover]

Wait what?

[pure terrace]

Is starchart broken or is it intentionally trolling

[vapid vault]

Girl what?

[hazy crow]

i don't think so

[astral plover]

Is this true LoLo?

[vapid vault]

I mean I just like him

[astral plover]

Not that

[vapid vault]

He can sneak to everyplace

[hazy crow]

uhh that's mr. beast

[vapid vault]

Then what

[pure terrace]

He fakes videos

[astral plover]

That you are 14 because that means I am older than you

[vapid vault]

No, thats like airrack and Ireland boys

[astral plover]

Okay idk why I brought that up

[hazy crow]

and he doxxed another person publicly in one of his video with no remorse

[vapid vault]

No hes not, i know hes not

[pure terrace]

I mean watch what you want, but there are many videos who proved he does

[hazy crow]

stage 1 of grief

[astral plover]

That’s not a sigma thing to do

[vapid vault]

I don't think you ever seen an airrack video

[astral plover]

Wow that sounds evil

[hazy crow]

he's just mr. beast

[vapid vault]

Nah because fallguyspro48 is the god

[astral plover]

Ewww, I dislike that guy

[vapid vault]

Hes different, btw i dont like mr beast

Im always with you

[astral plover]

He’s bad and he collabed with something terrible

[hazy crow]

i know exactly what you're talking about

[vapid vault]

Yo jane do sidemen controversial for you?

[astral plover]

Yeah.

[hazy crow]

uh i don't watch them

[astral plover]

Same

Wait chat might want to do customs

[hazy crow]

but i know that ksi hopped on my goat dantdm
no good person messes with dantdm

[vapid vault]

You probably watch um lazerbeam the Australi*n guy

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/from-the-screen-to-the-ring-the-the-pen-to-the-king-ksi-gif-12257927774644906851

[astral plover]

I don’t watch fortnight

Too cringe for me

[hazy crow]

you're his target audience

[vapid vault]

Lazerbeam?

[astral plover]

No, fortnight

[vapid vault]

Well i don't watch Fortnite

[astral plover]

No they don’t

[vapid vault]

Oh true

[vapid vault]

Id like to know what you jane watch on YouTube

[astral plover]

Why?

[vapid vault]

Idk

Im interested

[astral plover]

I see

[vapid vault]

Btw you are my next target 🎯

[astral plover]

No

[hazy crow]

well i watch a lot of somewhat smaller content creators who are clearly passionate about what they do

[astral plover]

If you do that I will be sending you to customs

[hazy crow]

that's all i can say really

[vapid vault]

A.m. hoops

[vapid vault]

Please don't

[astral plover]

Same honestly

[astral plover]

Alright

[vapid vault]

Aight

[timid sable]

What did they add this update (apart from the obvious stuff)? Is there anything unreleased for the next update?
I haven't played in months lol

[vapid vault]

Nothing special

[hazy crow]

oh come on that's not true

[vapid vault]

You better stay outta this game

[hazy crow]

the movement controller in creative is quite a big addition

compared to what we got in the updates prior

[vapid vault]

Yeah... not enough

[astral plover]

I mean, it can’t even link half the items that the rotation controller can do

[vapid vault]

Well that's true

[hazy crow]

maybe so but it's still something that can affect gameplay in significant way

[timid sable]

Nuh uh i like to be disappointed if theres just a bit of a chance something good is released

[teal tangle]

Moooovement controller

[vapid vault]

Yeah... not enough

[teal tangle]

[timid sable]

The skybox is good

[astral plover]

Mid imo

[vapid vault]

Nothing special

[cyan marsh]

They Unvaulted Quite a Few Variants in this Update

[hazy crow]

it's even interactive as it has functional water at the very bottom

[astral plover]

I would say yes but idk if two of my maps are in explore

[timid sable]

I don't have much hopes of a new obstacle with the supposed next theme
Also the movement controller speed is kinda weird, you can only control part of the speed then the other part is the default right? Its even used like this by mediatonic

[cyan marsh]

No. You can Control the Speed when it Goes Forward and Backwards

[hazy crow]

you can control how fast it goes in and out but aside from that there isn't really any easing

[timid sable]

Cool then

[cyan marsh]

You just have to Change the Movement Controller's Speed and the Waypoint's Speed

[hazy crow]

there's also delays which work like movement intervals

[astral plover]

Chat who wants to be sent to the Mario kart track known as Sydney sprint.
(I know completely random)

[vapid vault]

So you playing mobile

?

[vapid vault]

Sydney?

[astral plover]

Yes

[vapid vault]

The city or the girl

[cyan marsh]

juh

[astral plover]

Smh the city

[vapid vault]

Oh i seeydney

[astral plover]

Indeed.

[vapid vault]

Oh btw you live there?
Because I've heard its a beautiful place

[astral plover]

Wait yeeted do you want to be sent to the Mario kart track known as Sydney sprint?

[astral plover]

Erm, I don’t

[vapid vault]

Oh

[hazy crow]

he's already at sydney sprint

[cyan marsh]

Uhh, I Think I'm Good

[astral plover]

I didn’t see him the last time I played the track

[hazy crow]

he's an easter egg you have to look for him

[astral plover]

Oh, that’s alright. I’m with you honestly

[vapid vault]

Where did the whos with me guy went???

[astral plover]

Somewhere idk

You can ping him

[vapid vault]

Nah i wouldn't do so

I'm not useless like butteklin

[astral plover]

What?

[royal stag]

guys im so bad i get like 1500 fame per game

its gonna take years to get anywhere in the pass 💔

which game do i get most if i dont win

😭

[cyan marsh]

[hazy crow]

anything that's not explore nor creator spotlight

but you have the highest chance to make good progress in anniversary party as the qualification rate in that show is more than lenient

[astral plover]

We need one of magic dragon.

[royal stag]

okay thank you

im tryna grind the whole day today

cause i wanna get the 100 free showbucks, then i can buy a bundle where i get 300 and i have 200 already

cause i want the fame pass

[astral plover]

You lucky have until the 16th of September to complete the pass. Also double fame happens from the 2nd of September

[royal stag]

double fame?

[astral plover]

Yes

[royal stag]

i didnt know about that

[cyan marsh]

Double Fame Always Happens 2 Weeks before a Fame Pass Ends

[royal stag]

ah okay

thank you

[trim peak]

duo and squad ranked when? 🥲

[cyan marsh]

[vapid vault]

Nowhere to be seen

[royal stag]

it keeps just saying “connecting to server” but i feel like it shouldnt be taking this long 🤨

[cyan marsh]

Have you Tried Changing Server Regions?

[astral plover]

Good honestly

[royal stag]

that worked, ty

[cyan marsh]

No Worries!

[astral plover]

No war it’s old no problem emoji!

Still not as cursed as the old pog and thumbs down

I just realised that yeeted doesn’t super react like 🅱️ander.

[hybrid geyser]

Btw what’d u think of the overhaul? Forgot to ask lol

[astral plover]

Good

[hazy crow]

when's ranked getting removed and replaced with something actually meaningful for fall guys??

[royal stag]

damn

[trim peak]

Nah ranked is fine

[hybrid geyser]

Is there anything u think needs improvement?

[astral plover]

Maybe, I’ll tell you in #creative-chat

[hybrid geyser]

I don’t really have a say in how difficult or how easy the level is because I made it, so my opinion will differ to everyone else

[hybrid geyser]

Keep in mind I’ve peaked on my budget, so I can’t rlly do any big changes rn 😭

[astral plover]

Oh.

[hybrid geyser]

Maybe it’s just me but I’m struggling to balance out budget

Idk what others think of it but I’d appreciate an increase in budget

[vapid vault]

Its everyone don't worry

[hybrid geyser]

Thought so

@astral plover I did a huge revamp yesterday, maybe try it out?

Wait

Wrong ping LOL

@vapid vault

[astral plover]

Oh, lol

[nimble loom]

I got promoted to gold rank sub rank 1

[astral plover]

Same. It’s hard

[hybrid geyser]

And it doesn’t help that decoration is expensive as hell

Ur paying 12 memory points for a singular tree

And 14 points for a rock

And 15 points for a waving flag

[astral plover]

Yeah

It shouldn’t be that

[hybrid geyser]

And especially now that all my decoration disappeared, I no longer have a safety net to fall onto

In a way, the level is the decoration

[astral plover]

Wow that’s lovely. I get blast ball bangers version on big shots in duos (which is the easiest variant right now since it’s bugged) and my teammate still finds a way to get us out. 🥀

[pliant radish]

Soup

[astral plover]

The average fg player iq is definitely low

And that’s definitely proven today. All of my teammates have been low cr

[hybrid geyser]

Why’s the emoji named that way

[cold escarp]

Beep boop

[pliant radish]

1 I didn’t name it 2 idk what else to name it

[vapid vault]

We really need the ss2 hoverboard variant

That was so fire

So sad mizz hasn't shown up today

[astral plover]

Lmao I won on starchart duos

[astral plover]

They would have to make the hoverboard slower though

Huh?

[astral plover]

I guess he’s busy

[limpid mica]

play anniversary with friends, and try to win round 1

[astral plover]

It was a path where you had to backtrack and I knew it so I waited at the final platform until the timer appeared and then qualified

[vapid vault]

Please ban him

[astral plover]

Smh isn’t it the guy that you said “I’m with him”?

[vapid vault]

Yeah i didn't know he will say it

[astral plover]

Oh, fair

[storm abyss]

counterpoint more excuses for meaningful rewards

no one wants another bottom that's just different color shoes

[astral plover]

He’s gone forever

[vapid vault]

W

[pliant radish]

I feel like there’s something I wanna do tomorrow but I forgot

[arctic bone]

hi

[astral plover]

Eat soup?

I hate roller derby!

Those pendulums SUCK!

Anyway, night chat!

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-real-meme-get-real-fall-guys-fall-guys-gif-25832400

[cyan marsh]

Gn RFL! Have a good rest!

[astral plover]

||That’s me being sent to the sleep world btw ||

[livid grove]

everyone, calm down!

[limpid mica]

we are calm...

[livid grove]

good!

[limpid mica]

hopefully i get my new name...

[vapid vault]

Gn spl

[vapid vault]

!

[vapid vault]

Heya ice

[arctic bone]

hey

[strong marsh]

Hi

[vapid vault]

Hoya ruby hyd?

[teal tangle]

[viscid arch]

I need 2 guys for squads can anyone help. I want to get a playstation trophy asf

[vapid vault]

Nah i can't play this game its soooo broken

Bro i swear this is the brokenest game on the planet

Thanks mediatonic

Im gonna switch to farming simulator 25

[hybrid geyser]

Brokenest?

[vast parrot]

hi

[vapid vault]

The most broken ever i mean

[vapid vault]

Hi

[royal stag]

bro theres like no good players that dont just wait at the end until the last second

it pisses me off so bad

[vapid vault]

So true

[livid grove]

Why does the game want me to "dive 5 times". This is manipulative!

[worn glacier]

Huh

[royal stag]

a lot of the higher rank people wait at the end for the time to run out

[west summit]

just hit star 4 when do i become superstar?

[cyan marsh]

After you Complete Star 5

[west summit]

ok thanks

[cyan marsh]

[vapid vault]

Just wanna ask

How yall getting the birthday thing here?

[cyan marsh]

You'll have to Assign your Birthday to the Bot in #active-bot-spam. Once you Do, you'll Get the Happy Birthday! Role on your Birthday

You'll have to use the !bday dd/mm Command to Do so (Replace dd with the Day, and mm with the Month)

[chilly zinc]

tfw ur solo squad always has cr1 players and there always another squad with cr80 players

[vapid vault]

Oh thanks

[cyan marsh]

[chilly zinc]

and of cus it is fall ball when i have red wifi, in my own region

is the player base really that dead now in FG?
it is a sunday night here and i still cant get any normal connection besides red wifi

[limpid mica]

got my name after an hr...

[little pine]

gl :) im still in star 4 after like a few days

[west summit]

thanks i need 80 more pts or if i win obviously next lvl

how long till i got get ranked rewards?

[cyan marsh]

You'll Get the Rewards at the End of the Ranked Cycle, which Ends on September 16th

[chilly zinc]

when u thought u finally got 1 decent teammate,
most sweaty lobby ever

[thorn epoch]

[vapid vault]

Get em

[chilly zinc]

can u complete fame pass already if u have been doing dailies every day so far?

[cyan marsh]

Yes

[west summit]

alright so thats same as day as fame pass ends?

[cyan marsh]

Yes

[west summit]

cool cool

[hot sparrow]

wow

[chilly zinc]

dayum ppl are fast,

[spiral pond]

That's so true 😭

[storm abyss]

the worst is all the crashing on the creator levels, even the ones made by mediatonic

[chilly zinc]

bro wth are all these full cr80 parties in squads

[thorn epoch]

i think the swivveler became harder

[storm abyss]

one variant of the swiveler is harder than the others, cause the fan moves faster

it's the one with the spinning double bars

[thorn epoch]

i just noticed that after landing my Guy almost falls outside of the circle because the ground moves so fast

wow i saw someone grabbing onto a Bollard

@cold escarp that was close

[cold escarp]

Sorry I messed up

I sold 😭

We could’ve won that easily

[thorn epoch]

yeh

[cold escarp]

[livid grove]

Wow smh

[thorn epoch]

oof

[storm abyss]

god i hate thin ice so much

the physics feel awful

[cold escarp]

We don’t talk about that

😂

[cold escarp]

It’s melons fault

My game crashed, hold up

[thorn epoch]

ok

[cold escarp]

Bruh

[thorn epoch]

?

[cold escarp]

Again…

[thorn epoch]

internet problems i see

[cold escarp]

It’s not an internet problem

Game problem

[storm abyss]

yeah those game crashes on squads are common and awful

that's why I'm mostly solo queuing rn besides when my wife wants to play with me

[cold escarp]

I just started to experience them recently

[thorn epoch]

happens

[cold escarp]

Never used to have an issue

Must be a recent update that increased cpu usage

[thorn epoch]

well last update was 2 weeks ago

[storm abyss]

I think it's related to the creator levels

[chilly zinc]

nooooo, we were both chilling going for timeout,
then that seagull hit my bro

[cold escarp]

Although 12 cores is more than enough to run a game 😂

[cold escarp]

Yea that’s when I started facing these problems

Horrible run

[chilly zinc]

tfw ranked is easier than squads, what a bean world

[thorn epoch]

well you finished 1st

[storm abyss]

🔫 🧑‍🚀 always has been

[thorn epoch]

so sad

why did you afk

anyway i have to leave

[cold escarp]

Ok I crashed again, I’m gonna restart the pc

Stuck on this screen still

[cyan marsh]

Completed the Fame Pass

[lusty herald]

I'm still around 30-ish levels so far.

[vapid vault]

Yeah i found the end a bit tricky

[vapid vault]

Oh congrats 👏💐

I need to do so too because i ain't gonna play this game for all this 2 months

[vapid vault]

Me too

I wish it was only 50 levels

[lusty herald]

70 is fine

[vapid vault]

A bit too much 😞

[cyan marsh]

Ah Yeah, Not Bad

[chilly zinc]

if it is just chill timeout, it is better to go left and right to dodge the 2 different birds

[lusty herald]

In under two months, that ain't bad.

[chilly zinc]

only jump when u have the boulder blocking you on the left

when u need to get over the white seagull

[lusty herald]

Putting it down to 50 would make people complain more about the length.

[chilly zinc]

i play every 2 or 3 days now and im at 35 or sth?

i guess with the dailies and weeklies it should be enough

[vapid vault]

Yes but i ain't want to play it 2 months bro

[vapid vault]

I should start doing dailies

[lusty herald]

Then why complain about the length of the pass.

You don't have to buy it if you want.

[vapid vault]

Idk

[lusty herald]

Like it's no worse than previous attempts like 200 or 180 levels in a month.

[wintry ferry]

D

[vapid vault]

Nah its like a good achievement

[chilly zinc]

and that fame pass is mostly just kudos and shards

[vapid vault]

And SHOWBUCKS

[teal tangle]

Ewwww remember when the passes were 120 levels and 80 of them were filler

Omg that was so bad i don't miss that

Ewwww remember when the pass was 300 levels in ss2

Ewwwwwww

[cyan marsh]

SS2's Season Pass was 200. You're thinking of Fame Pass 9 (March '24)

[burnt galleon]

smh mod using his PRIVILEGES to type the same letter over and over

coming straight to your house!

[trim peak]

lets go

[honest geode]

My dad's gonna get me a haircut how does this sound? Top: Medium length (3–4 inches) so you can style it messy, spiky, or swept depending on mood.

Sides: Low taper fade, but not all the way to skin — keeps it clean but still soft.

Back: Same taper as sides for even blend.

Neckline: Natural — no hard block lines so it grows in nice.

Extras: Slight texture on top so it looks good even if you don’t style it.

Mid Taper Fade – Keeps the sides fresh but not bald, so it grows out nice.
💈 Textured Top – A little messy & layered so it looks good even if you don’t style it heavy.
💈 Slight Fringe or Push-Up Front – So you can either let it fall naturally or push it back for a clean look.
💈 Line-Up / Shape-Up – Sharpens your hairline for that crisp look on Day 1.

[limpid mica]

[limpid mica]

bruh is this ai, or are you dead serious

[honest geode]

Dead serious im getting A LOW TAPER FADE

[limpid mica]

[honest geode]

💀 what the fudgenuts does that mean?

[trim peak]

never seen so much commitment

[honest geode]

Never seen ur father come back

[limpid mica]

[trim peak]

10/10 ragebait

[light lion]

[limpid mica]

[hazy crow]

i'm THIS close to losing it

[storm abyss]

And then a the shiny recolor at the end lmao, I got a few of those but i didnt play enough to get them every season

I liked when they had some partnership costumes on the battle pass, like with Spongebob

[hazy crow]

that stopped after probably the most controversial fame pass

[trim peak]

wym controversial

[hazy crow]

the one that's ALL final fantasy 14

[storm abyss]

I took my break after the kraken season, was it the one after that?

[hazy crow]

it was fame pass 4

[vapid vault]

Aint no way tazowl

[burnt galleon]

[storm abyss]

The warriors of light one?

[hazy crow]

yes