#fall-guys-chat

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light crest
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for me I pretty much just zone out any time I get that final because I already know it's the same pattern every time and it's a free timeout or win

thorn stream
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realize that the chances that winning blunderblocks every time you get it is not 100%

light crest
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I mean if you don't know what you're doing sure

echo glen
thorn stream
echo glen
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Im like 60% sure you are able to make a map similar to blunder blocks with the ability of making the blocks path change every game

light crest
cobalt sluice
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For nostalgia, I recently went back to the game, I’m an OG one, got the plat in 2020 and got bored after the lack of updates and left, they took their time to release new lvls etc I still play it once in a while but infrequently

thorn stream
light crest
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if you simply memorize the pattern then there should literally be no reason you're dying and losing on blunder blocks

thorn stream
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The human mind can't memorize that fast

light crest
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unless something weird happens like getting boosted off another player when you jump into the elim zone but other than that type of stuff there shouldn't really be a reason to be losing

light crest
rough garnet
thorn stream
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It feel like you had to

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anyways
how are y'all doing

light crest
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@cobalt sluice btw the customs tab is next to discovery in the show selector and you can either press create to make your own custom or press join and type in the private code of someone else who is hosting a custom

rough garnet
cobalt sluice
light crest
cobalt sluice
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Why is it that impossible for them to add this? Man they did some good but it’s insane that they can’t let you create a lobby simply like cod and choose a map of your liking and start the game, really simple but big quality of life update that didn’t get added since 2020, insane

stone pier
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True

cobalt sluice
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Yeah like look at Fortnite (I don’t play it), but you have to respect the lvl of new updates and consistency in the technical side

light crest
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tbf fortnite has an insanely large dev team

cobalt sluice
light crest
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nope but it sucks

cobalt sluice
light crest
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Like a friend asked in there for that birthday crown that's in the shop right now to return for the game's five year anniversary (it hasn't returned in four years) and they actually listened and brought it back

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and sometimes some other devs just silently read chat without actually saying anything

cobalt sluice
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Alright 👀 thanks for help btw

light crest
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np FG_Happy

rough garnet
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I feel like the game thrived so much when the devs were active in the server and we knew that they were listening to us instead of us just having to hope that they were

deft zenith
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Is it weird i only play when there's at least 2 unvaults

rough garnet
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Not really

cold lantern
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First game first win

pliant radish
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No you didn’t

storm abyss
echo glen
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If you want to play the new levels made in creative knockout has all of them

worn glacier
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I guess no champion skins 🤦🏽‍♂️

cold lantern
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Haven't played this in so long

storm abyss
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Used to be I'd get roped into Fall Ball or Hoarders or Egg Scramble or other team rounds even when playing solo playlists, that always feels really really bad, and rarely happens now

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Or god forbid Jinxed, arguably the worst of the bunch

cold lantern
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Where is this phrase from?

novel dome
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Shop

cold lantern
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That feels like something that could've been a ranked reward

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Why does regular Knockout show no medals, weird

shadow ice
lusty herald
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I definitely need to catch back up with Fall Guys. ._.

median yew
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The Fall Guys community is so toxic in 2025. Back when I first started playing, it was a fun and relatable community who got bothered by the hard and luck-based features in the game. Nowadays, everyone just says “BrInG bAcK uNitY lEvElS and SeAsONs and ReMoVe CrEaTiVe” even though MT can’t afford it. They also want the game to be as hard and luck-based as possible.

cold lantern
dreamy jungle
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That’s pretty dumb you can have a 1v1 tail tag

plucky dagger
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@cold lantern pds ir dm?

astral plover
lilac valley
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now i time out consistently unless i start disassociating

astral plover
astral plover
lilac valley
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just practice in customs

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that's what i did

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if i can do it, anyone can tbh

light crest
astral plover
astral plover
light crest
lilac valley
astral plover
light crest
astral plover
light crest
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You do NOT have anything better to do 🫩✌️

lilac valley
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bullet kinda executed you there vro

astral plover
lilac valley
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mid vs mid

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that's all im seeing

astral plover
thorn stream
lilac valley
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atp just let taz make the creative finals

light crest
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unironically that would make ranked fire

lilac valley
astral plover
lilac valley
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but i guess some skill is required

light crest
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taz actually knows what he's doing and what makes good gameplay while maintaining good visuals

astral plover
lilac valley
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something he should teach other creators

astral plover
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I’m sorry but mt should just pack up the bag at this point

lilac valley
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looks, skill scaling, fun

warped birch
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hi

lilac valley
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cause even easy unity levels are fun for pros

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coming up with ways to min max a run is fun

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speedrun and skip that mf

light crest
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taz really the master airbender atp

astral plover
astral plover
thorn stream
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Blast Ball is fun

lilac valley
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real recognizes real

astral plover
lilac valley
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yes

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crazy how we gas up taz more than he's ever in chat

astral plover
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Massive W

lilac valley
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vro really the mysterious main character

light crest
light crest
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anyways ignoring that message above, taz somewhat active in #off-topic

lilac valley
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oh

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somehow im not surprised

lilac valley
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like vro is not gonna want to talk about fall guys for the 725th time

light crest
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honestly nb does atp 🙏

astral plover
lilac valley
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there's only like 4 or 5 things you can ever say about fall guys at any given moment

lilac valley
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when new update, creative bad, is it offline, who wants to play

astral plover
light crest
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it's sad how I was gonna add something to that but there's literally nothing else to add

light crest
astral plover
lilac valley
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then there's the weirdos

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"they should add ranked/mobile"- unironically

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like they just got out of isolation

light crest
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Oh wait I found something to add

lilac valley
light crest
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"guys I just hit xxxxx in ranked"

astral plover
astral plover
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Or “what the skibidi sigma is this gold name”

astral plover
lilac valley
stark temple
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Quick question, I was looking to join a squad for a few wins, but it looks like the “looking for group”chat is empty, is there a different place to find a group to join?

astral plover
light crest
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or "guys I just hit xxxxx crowns, is that good?"

lilac valley
stark temple
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Cool. Thank you!

astral plover
lilac valley
light crest
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how mfs look when they try to flex superstar

lilac valley
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there's mfs CR 20 at superstar, its literally flexing bone

light crest
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lowest cr I saw at superstar was 24

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Which I'm pretty sure is like thirty and something crowns

lilac valley
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and the sad part is thats AFTER they get their 150 crowns

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so they get it much much lower

light crest
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damn

lilac valley
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and fly up crown ranks without needing to win even once

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so now ppl asking for teammates at 6k crowns are in the right

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they have to adjust for inflation on a scale the world has never seen

light crest
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"lfg channel is dead so I'm looking here"

lilac valley
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6-7/10 addition but i'll take it

light crest
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like twin you're looking for people with 100k crowns and a fall guys world championship to be your teammate at 3 AM, what did you expect 🫩✌️

lilac valley
lilac valley
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if goofy ahh CR 10 players can fly up 30 ranks with 1 super star win

light crest
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I gotta think of more original additions

lilac valley
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imagine how many crowns a already pro has

astral plover
lilac valley
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i did the math the other day on this

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i'll do it again rn but, it puts into perspective how ridiculous this is

light crest
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"hi guys I'm new here" then leaving and never typing here again

lilac valley
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if youre cr 1 and you get super star, you go up to CR 32 automatically of the rewards

light crest
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damn

lilac valley
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yeah

light crest
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no offense but why did it take you that long vro

lilac valley
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wiki search bar making me pmo

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also

light crest
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rs

lilac valley
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you only stop auto ranking up CR at 65

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wait no thats wrong

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you can be cr 65, get superstar and still rank up

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stops at 70

astral plover
light crest
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lwk not gonna complain about the superstar crowns cuz I'm lwk not as bothered to grind crowns as I used to be

astral plover
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Same

lilac valley
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69 -> 70 stops requiring 150 crowns

astral plover
light crest
wraith lark
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hello chat

astral plover
light crest
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oh yeah another addition

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"hello chat" but I suppose that groups in with what I said earlier

lilac valley
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idk if that counts

light crest
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fair

lilac valley
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i was complaining about how there's barely anything to say about fall guys

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which i think what you said proves that

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can now we reaching

light crest
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you know I'm just now starting to realize how bland the topic of fall guys itself is

astral plover
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Honestly we should just let chat die at this point and get on with our days and nights

light crest
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Theres literally nothing to talk about

lilac valley
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imma try to cook up some levels and finish the scrapped ones

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the new tool should bring something fun to the table

astral plover
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Like fans

lilac valley
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mid

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what about drums

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wait no

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slime blocks

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if said this so many times

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ive always wanted sum fruit slime mechanics

astral plover
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You can only move shapes

lilac valley
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you better be wrong i stg

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wait no, ive seen bollards move on those crappy mt levels

astral plover
light crest
astral plover
lilac valley
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im just saying if youre wrong, im giving all your food rations to bullet for the next month

astral plover
astral plover
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Vro is going to turn into the ball power up though

lilac valley
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thats assuming he eats any of it

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i just said he'd have it

astral plover
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I see

lilac valley
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for all we know he could send it to space

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speaking of space

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i lwk want some wendys spicy chicken nuggets

astral plover
lilac valley
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vro is in the red health bar with all the strays he caught today

astral plover
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And stop super reacting! 😭 it’s cringe

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Lmao

lilac valley
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ok now what

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ts really how chat dies

astral plover
lilac valley
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sure lets all 🍀

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lmaooo

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that entire exchange will now only exist in my memory

stone pier
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Bulletkin is cringe reacting to messages

astral plover
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Very true. Super reacting is so cringe

lilac valley
stone pier
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I will give you good luck bulletkin if you stop

lilac valley
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dont do it bullet

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dont sell out

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ok this boring as hell

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i'll be back someday

astral plover
lilac valley
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stop posting spoilers in chat vro smh

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cant let me enjoy ghosting anybody

astral plover
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I see you lurking yeeted FG_Ha

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Wait it’s your birthday!?!?
Happy bertday! FG_hbirthday

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Hope you have a great day

light crest
astral plover
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Lmaooo

light crest
lilac valley
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something ive noticed about fall guys is now it drains tf out of my switch battery

astral plover
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Yeah I know all for 5 extra frames

rough garnet
honest geode
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Hi

echo glen
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I dont know why but this frame is just too funny to me

honest geode
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How do you get Happy Birthday in your roles?

honest geode
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Hello?

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Yall alive?

rough garnet
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No

astral plover
honest geode
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The rank thingy

astral plover
honest geode
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I mean roles srry

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I ment roles in the server

astral plover
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There isn’t a rank role

light crest
honest geode
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I just said roles i mistyped I ment roles

honest geode
astral plover
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Yeah, well there isn’t a rank role

light crest
severe garden
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Birthday role is automatically given to people on whatever date they set. You need active role to be eligible.

light crest
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also you gotta have the active role and set it up in the active channel

astral plover
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Which is by being active

honest geode
wraith lark
honest geode
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Hello?

wraith lark
cyan marsh
honest geode
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Oh and wolf guy still hasn't answered me

wraith lark
severe garden
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Wolf is doing multiple things right now, and other people have already answered you

honest geode
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Oh well im dumb

light crest
severe garden
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And honestly asking if you need a specific date for a birthday, that’s how birthdays work

wraith lark
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i forgot did i even set the birthday date thingy

honest geode
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So i can set the day to today and get the role?

severe garden
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No, because you don’t have the Active Role and aren’t eligible

honest geode
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T_T how many things do I have to do for a dang role 😭

wraith lark
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i forgot if i make it 12/02 is it december 2nd or february 12

severe garden
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(Technically you also need to set it in advance, the bot makes one pass per day for it, although if you miss the cutoff and ask nicely enough some of the moderators will still add it for you FG_LUL_SierraStorms )

light crest
honest geode
severe garden
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Speaking of dates, for me it’s <t:1754704080:f>

wraith lark
honest geode
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So in simple terms how do I get the role?

light crest
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get active role

wraith lark
honest geode
honest geode
wraith lark
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and then go to #active-bot-spam and type !bday and set ur birthday

unkempt swan
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You'd thing the name would be self explanatory

wraith lark
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its dd/mm btw

light crest
severe garden
cyan marsh
wraith lark
honest geode
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Well yall dont have to be rude about it i was just asking a question

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I just got back from the pool my mom told me to shower

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Like this?

light crest
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you physically cannot get the birthday until you get active role

honest geode
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Well im sorry for being an idiot what do you want me to do just not be an idiot I am always an idiot

wraith lark
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guys i think i broke the game

light crest
wraith lark
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LANGUAGE

honest geode
rough garnet
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Modssss

honest geode
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My bad yo

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Don't call the po po on me

light crest
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guys did you know that it says "gullible" on the ceiling?

rough garnet
honest geode
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So i read the rules all I saw was dont cuss and dont bw mean to moda or other ppl

astral plover
pliant radish
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Soup

wraith lark
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hello link the chicken!

honest geode
honest geode
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Especially chicken noodle soup and tomato soup

rough garnet
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Saying that to a chicken is crazy
|| I've said it plenty of times ||

wraith lark
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dawg whys everyone a sweat in this dumb golf game

honest geode
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lol he is probably traumatized because I said I ate his brother in soup 😂

wraith lark
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and i got 5th…

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why are ppl such a sweat on this game vro
its just golf

astral plover
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Massive golf?

wraith lark
astral plover
wraith lark
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and you get either a win or disappointment cus u didnt p2w for the best club for an advantage

rough garnet
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What's y'all's favorite creative map

wraith lark
rough garnet
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I'm gonna be biased and say peak guys

wraith lark
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and i hit a massive skip in the same game i said was dumb

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and still lost.

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really love when that happens in golf battle

astral plover
wraith lark
honest geode
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Hi chat

lusty herald
wraith lark
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BRO I BOUNCED OVER THE HOLE- im done with golf battle

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thats it guys im retiring from golf

cyan marsh
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Done with my Shopping and Chores, so Now I can Finally Eat my Lunch, which is Sushi!

cold lantern
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Good birthday lunch choice Wasabi_PogToucan

unkempt swan
cyan marsh
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W Dinner fr

cold lantern
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I had sushi a few days ago, I think Wednesday?

unkempt swan
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Sushi is so good

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So many different rolls you can get

stone pier
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POV: Me on September 26th

rough garnet
stone pier
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Gif did not send

rough garnet
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It's so peak

wraith lark
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the sushi man is back

wraith lark
stone pier
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Fortnite birthdayFG_hbirthday

cyan marsh
wraith lark
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i still wanna know what happened to dubtoshi

rough garnet
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What kinda peak do y'all think I'm making this time?

(I think this one's pretty obvious)

rough garnet
wraith lark
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also bert hiding in the picture FG_Bert

rough garnet
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TyFG_heartguy

wraith lark
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welp imma go to sleep, bye beans!

lusty herald
lusty herald
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Unfortunately, I currently don't feel too inspired on making a Creative map atm.

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I'm still stuck in a rut in what I wanna make.

rough garnet
lusty herald
astral plover
rough garnet
frosty wharf
lusty herald
astral plover
lusty herald
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It's pretty decent.

cyan marsh
rough garnet
cyan marsh
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RYB_Heart

frosty wharf
lusty herald
light crest
lusty herald
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Also, we finally have gotten a new non-Disney collaboration too.

astral plover
lusty herald
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Albeit a new wave of Bananya, but it's something.

astral plover
lusty herald
cyan marsh
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Thank You to Everyone Else who's Sent Me Birthday Wishes so far!

light crest
astral plover
light crest
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twin you're planting concrete evidence in chat as we speak

astral plover
light crest
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do you want me to show concrete proof

astral plover
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Plus I have evidence that you said this update is peak

astral plover
light crest
astral plover
pliant radish
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Soup

astral plover
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We will NEVER use twin (yes, WE)

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Also bring back kraken is soo June 2025

light crest
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No we never gave up hope

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bastet noticed a kraken post which means something is likely to happen soon

astral plover
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Also just because there’s eyes on a post doesn’t mean it’s going to happen

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Like there’s been eyes on gravity zones in creative for ages now and they are still not in creative

light crest
astral plover
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Like I want to be so wrong

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But hopefully the birthday crown post will start a thing where feedback post get into the game

severe garden
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they've been looking at feedback the entire time, the birthday thing isn't even close to the first thing they've done

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that post about how finals marathon needed a shakeup, and then suddenly they change it. Glitch fixes, bunch of stuff.

upbeat kite
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whats poppin just joined

severe garden
upbeat kite
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yeah propaplay

severe garden
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I'd like to see two things get added to the game at this point. Accessiblity options (lower sensory options/DHH options/colorblind mode) and better show managment in Customs. Customs hasn't changed at all since they released it to streamers in season 4.

pliant radish
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Soup

cyan marsh
rough garnet
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"WOO-F-O" is now 40% completed
spongeCrazy

astral plover
pliant radish
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Soup

astral plover
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@light crest it was unintentional I didn’t want them to “fix” the kraken bug 😭
I didn’t even want them to add creative finals

lilac valley
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all your fault vro

astral plover
lilac valley
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youre going to jail

astral plover
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More like you will be going

bright delta
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FG_ConfusedGuy how's that suggestion related to LGK being removed from customs

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or whatever that whole drama is

astral plover
bright delta
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what bug

astral plover
bright delta
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i don't follow the lore that final is mid

astral plover
bright delta
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I bet it's a vocal minority

astral plover
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Idk Bullet would know

bright delta
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(he would not)

cyan marsh
bright delta
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ah gotcha

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that sorta thing is why I've always wanted them to add a dedicated practice mode

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even though idc about kraken, being able to practice specific levels (even with maybe custom checkpoints/start times and rewind) would be really nice

severe garden
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Meanwhile theres a post where someone wants to make anniverary show bottom out at 2 players minimum so they can farm free crowns with crossplay off 💀

pliant radish
cyan marsh
bright delta
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like
if you don't like playing fall guys just play something else you don't need to pretend FG_bert_icon

cyan marsh
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fr

bright delta
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might i suggest an incremental game where you make number go up?

light crest
light crest
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you directly are the sole reason kraken customs are gone pensive_cry 🙏

lilac valley
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im telling the world about ts

light crest
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tell the whole universe atp twin 🫩✌️

obtuse frost
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Which is better?

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Volleyfall or button bashers?

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I know people will disagree with me but

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I find volleyball way better than and more… fairer tbh

obtuse frost
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Button bashers I would say is semi luck based? Correct? Or?

light crest
obtuse frost
light crest
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Button is far more skill based with a much higher skill ceiling

astral plover
rough garnet
rough garnet
astral plover
cyan marsh
obtuse frost
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Idk… it’s just I explain.

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Whenever you get the button that shines like 1 point

rough garnet
obtuse frost
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Your opponent can just get it easily tbh.

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Like the button goes to a different side, depends on position too

severe garden
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There's some RNG to it, but I still think the better player wins Button Bashers like 90% of the time

obtuse frost
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So I’m gonna need to work on that.

cyan marsh
severe garden
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moving around the map as quickly as possible. Knowing when to slow down, knowing when to let the other player have a button. There's more too it than luck.

astral plover
light crest
obtuse frost
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Like the fans diving?

astral plover
severe garden
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people love their number go up barbShrug

obtuse frost
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Just concerned.

severe garden
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No, contact Modmail if you have any questions.

obtuse frost
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Oh ok 👍

astral plover
obtuse frost
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My apologies 🙂

severe garden
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It's a multiplayer game, but single player in a lot of regards too. I don't care how many crowns you have or how you chose to spend your free time earning them.

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It's not like more crowns gives you an advantage or better gear.

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Fully on team 'don't care'

astral plover
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I mean true but the fact that there’s a post telling them to do that is wild

light crest
obtuse frost
severe garden
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Obviously I could see how the communities that keep track of crowns and host leaderboards and whatnot could be upset.

upbeat kite
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whatsup guys

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just joined

tight ginkgo
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any1 star+ I’m trying to reach ss

rough garnet
astral plover
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Huh, content update?

cyan marsh
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There was One Early this Morning, but it Didn't Do Much RYB_Ha

astral plover
cyan marsh
astral plover
cyan marsh
astral plover
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That event honestly looked like a pain if you didn’t complete one of the party challenges

static zephyr
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Hello

astral plover
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Okay time to try and make a lap based map

low girder
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Completed mine within 6 days 😂

livid grove
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i feel like all lap based maps are cheeseable-

astral plover
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Cuz I’m going to make it at a later date since I just made a level yesterday

cold escarp
chilly zinc
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why must game crash only when im in a winnable final

astral plover
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Sad

chilly zinc
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but i got a chill timeout next game, which is nice

astral plover
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3 knockout wins in a row

hybrid geyser
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What’s going on?

cold escarp
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Heya

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👋

hybrid geyser
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No like actually whats going on

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Something about an update?

cold escarp
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I just came in no w\

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Theres an update today?

teal tangle
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No lol

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Why would there be an update on a saturday of all days

cold escarp
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Thats what i was wondering

winter glade
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hi, what do i do if I see a hacker that wins fall mountain in 0.01secs in my game and disappears in survival rounds apart from reporting it?

pliant radish
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Soup

winter glade
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a

chilly zinc
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your only option is to report it and hope someone sees the report

hybrid geyser
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Also saturday is like the best day to have an update on..

astral plover
hybrid geyser
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Makes sense

hybrid geyser
teal tangle
astral plover
hybrid geyser
astral plover
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Thank you trick or trapeze for ruining my win streak 🥀

cold escarp
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I feel your pain

astral plover
astral plover
cold escarp
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Dang

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That sucks

astral plover
cold escarp
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What are you playing, ranked or solos?

astral plover
cold escarp
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mmm

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Well wanna do duos?

astral plover
cold escarp
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aight

hybrid geyser
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I still hate trick or trapeze but I do admit im getting used to the best route

astral plover
hybrid geyser
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But for thin ice there isnt really a best way to go 😭

astral plover
cold escarp
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How can you hate HaG 😭

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any hex map is a W

hazy crow
astral plover
cold escarp
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fro me atlewat

astral plover
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Worst final in the game

hazy crow
astral plover
hybrid geyser
astral plover
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Also seeing low gravity freezy peak reminds me we DESPERATELY need gravity zones in creative

hybrid geyser
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Right after the speed ”portal”, people always jump onto the orange cubey things

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But I always scoot off to the sides and jump onto the conveyors, which is faster

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As for the axes, eh just time it right

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Also I wouldnt say hex-a-gone is the worst final..

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If HaG is the worst final then thin ice is hell

cold escarp
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happy birthday @cyan marsh !! 🫶

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🍰

tired fern
cold escarp
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all hex maps are 🔝

tired fern
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Yesss

cold escarp
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along with roll off and rf

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and fm and js

tired fern
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Roll Off and Hex-a-Ring are my absolute favs

cold escarp
gritty schooner
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Finally, I have reached a milestone of 1,000 FG_crown

cold escarp
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Congrats!

tired fern
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Nice. Congrats to you FG_chef_kiss

gritty schooner
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Thanks you 2!

cold escarp
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If anyone wants to duo lmk, im bored of ranked lmao

gritty schooner
tired fern
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Would love to but I need to sleep soon lol, it's nearing 4 am here 😅

cold escarp
cold escarp
gritty schooner
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oh, I meant I was bored of Ranked lol

tired fern
gritty schooner
light crest
tired fern
cold escarp
cold escarp
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how do you not agree tho 😭

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they all take skills to win

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80% skill 20% luck

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or maybe even less luck

astral plover
cold escarp
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wdym no i need explanation

hazy crow
astral plover
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Hex a gone is not skill.

light crest
cold escarp
light crest
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Hex a gone is pure luck vro

hazy crow
astral plover
cold escarp
hazy crow
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there's more strategy in hex-a-gone than like
door dash

cold escarp
hybrid geyser
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Yall yapping about luck-based finals when lost temple is a thing 😭

astral plover
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Seriously? I get a 1v1 fall mountain?

astral plover
cold escarp
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The only part where you can get "lucky/unlucky" in HaG is when everyone is dropping at the last layer and you choose a wrong side for example unintentionally, but to get to that point youd have to be in customs or a sweat lobby lol

astral plover
cold escarp
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Thats not an issue in 98% of the games you play lmao

hybrid geyser
astral plover
light crest
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In any lobby that's half decent it's just luck

astral plover
hybrid geyser
astral plover
light crest
hybrid geyser
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nah what-

astral plover
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Hot take but hex a gone is worse than roller derby

hybrid geyser
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You capping hard, theres no patterns

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You either gotta walk 2 miles or the right doors are just straight ahead

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Then whats the pattern mate 😭

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Elaborate

light crest
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Either far left or right

hybrid geyser
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Why?

severe garden
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As someone who wins Lost Temple pretty consistently, please do not attempt to learn any of the patterns or rules that the doors follow.

astral plover
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And also middle door is annoying

severe garden
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I like my free wins

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You can tell when it’s middle door like 80% of the time

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Cause it’s always some weird door pattern leading up to it

astral plover
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Oh, I got lost temple

light crest
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If you really want, you can search up lost temple analyzer on google

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It's the website I used to help me improve a lot at lost temple

severe garden
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Knowing that it can’t go all the way up from a corner, or all the way across from one side to the other wins me so many games.

astral plover
astral plover
torpid rock
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Hi, anyone wanna play squads?

severe garden
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I don’t get how people are willing to practice a trick in game over and over and call it skill, but say they won’t study a map

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Understanding the map is a skill in of itself

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Combine with understanding how to efficiently move thru each room

severe garden
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The issue with Hex is the skill ceiling is fairly low, so if you have enough competent players in your lobby it’s pretty much a toss up of who will win

hybrid geyser
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Now that we’re here

cold escarp
hybrid geyser
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Any way to win thin ice?

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Consistently..

astral plover
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I usually split the map in half if that helps idk

light crest
severe garden
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I’m still using my legacy season 3 strat for thin ice, and it’s still working for me. Clear out the edges of the map at the start to try and force as many players into the center as possible. Hope they all take each other out battling and I can stall out whatevers left and jump as far as I need to.

light crest
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and a very small amount of players even know how to joust to begin with and it's hardly applicable if the player just straight up avoids you

cold escarp
astral plover
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I’m evil chat

astral plover
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Oh come on hex a gone?

hybrid geyser
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Just run around and make everyone else fall off

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As shrimple as that

severe garden
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Maybe I’m just bad, but if I’m on a small island in hex, and the other dude is running it out, I’m almost never able to actually grab kill them, at least quickly enough for it to make a difference in my island.

teal tangle
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I heard that if you make a crown pattern out of the tiles on hexagone you get 1 million crowns for free

severe garden
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Flowers in low grav

teal tangle
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A mysterious person in a cloak told me

hybrid geyser
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Try it out

teal tangle
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Bet FG_kinglouie_pog_kingb

lilac valley
teal tangle
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Well idk about everyone but some ppl give me facebook vibes

lilac valley
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i can smell them

astral plover
lilac valley
hybrid geyser
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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries

hybrid geyser
lilac valley
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we know youre there blaze

astral plover
teal tangle
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Never understood the fries hype

lilac valley
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i can hear your fire idle animation

teal tangle
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Like they're good but fast food fries are almost universally bad

astral plover
lilac valley
severe garden
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60% of the time, it works 100% of the time

hybrid geyser
teal tangle
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People just making up places now

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What is flemish

hybrid geyser
light crest
severe garden
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Speaking of time, it’s <t:1754731080:t>, I should probably attempt sleep.

hybrid geyser
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Flanders

lilac valley
teal tangle
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And why would I get fries from neptune their fries are definitely frozen

teal tangle
lilac valley
hybrid geyser
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Maybe neptune just wants you to contribute to your food so that you feel more satisfactionnwhen you eat it

lilac valley
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like you would drink fries there

teal tangle
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Unless you put them on the surface of the sun for like 2 minutes

light crest
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and in public lobbies it's just as luck based because there's a ton of inexperienced players running around (and there's far too many to grab so honestly don't even try to use that as a point) so it just ends up being luck based at the end as well

astral plover
hybrid geyser
teal tangle
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Soggy fries are literally worse than frozen fries

light crest
hybrid geyser
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Atleast they’re eatable

light crest
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also bander wtf you doing up vro

lilac valley
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s*ggy fries are crazy vro

teal tangle
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Soggy fries are the worst food on the planet

lilac valley
light crest
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I love soggy fries what

astral plover
hybrid geyser
lilac valley
light crest
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It means they're gonna be nice and flavorful

lilac valley
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RFL with the poor people reactions made that funnier

teal tangle
light crest
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Juicy and nutritious

teal tangle
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"juicy and nutritious" GOODBYE?

cold escarp
hybrid geyser
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Okay bullet hop off the soggy fries glaze

light crest
lilac valley
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fr vro we aren't falling for it

hybrid geyser
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The maffia probably kills people using soggy fries

teal tangle
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Is the juice in the room with us right now

hasty bane
lilac valley
astral plover
teal tangle
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My sister once forced me to drink water that she poached eggs in and that's still better than soggy fries

hybrid geyser
light crest
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no way y'all hate soggy fries that much

lilac valley
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s*ggy fries are not it vro

teal tangle
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Lmao

hybrid geyser
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Go eat them live on stream

astral plover
hybrid geyser
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Lets see if u still like them

light crest
lilac valley
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soggy fries are actually agreed upon by normal people to be gross

teal tangle
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The terrible mcdonalds fries

astral plover
light crest
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Cuz I'm just picturing some extra oily soggy McDonald's fries or sm

hybrid geyser
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Theres only one type of soggy fries

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And it’s soggy

light crest
lilac valley
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atp this is bait

hybrid geyser
teal tangle
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Yeah

teal tangle
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I don't speak to s*ggy fries enjoyers

light crest
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No way I'm getting rage baited by chat rn

lilac valley
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fr

hybrid geyser
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Im gonna play fall guys to get my mind off of ts

lilac valley
hybrid geyser
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Ill be seeing soggy fries in my nightmares

lilac valley
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blaze get your sweet cheeks out here

astral plover
lilac valley
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i want an explanation

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like twice this week you invite me or try to join my game

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and im on my last one of the night

astral plover
lilac valley
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everytime vro

lilac valley
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but here we are

astral plover
lilac valley
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trying to cure bullet's addiction to s*ggy fries

teal tangle
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There's no point in trying

astral plover
lilac valley
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vro its serious

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he called them juicy like

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what's the hetero explanation for that

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we can't snap him out of it

astral plover
lilac valley
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what a waste of free will to enjoy s*ggy fries

astral plover
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No way ts is how chat dies

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Oh phew 🅱️ander is using the free emojis

lilac valley
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i like roleplaying as a poor person

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just like rich people do irl

astral plover
astral plover
astral plover
lilac valley
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bullet did the right thing

astral plover
lilac valley
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not with the s*ggy fries tho, imma just make that clear

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thats worse than pooping your pants in class

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and leaving a trail

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and the teacher slipping on it

astral plover
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TWIN!

lilac valley
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i hate that twin and hb are the new brain rot gen z words like im still tryna catch up damn

lilac valley
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fam idk wym im lit af

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ok imma pmo if ts how chat dies

astral plover
lilac valley
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im taking your oxygen privileges away and giving them to bullet

thorn epoch
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Hello

lilac valley
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he needs some air anyways to get his mind off of s*ggy fries

astral plover
astral plover
lilac valley
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vro i cant this chat is so dead

thorn epoch
lilac valley
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that's kind of actually an argument in my favor more than yours

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people busy throughout the week would probably be chilling now

thorn epoch
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but on saturday you should rest and not do that

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unless its something special

lilac valley
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i dont think thats mutually exclusive

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like im in bed rn watching videos and just happen to have discord open

thorn epoch
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huh

thorn epoch
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welp, i suppose that if youll try again tomorrow then the chat will be active

lilac valley
thorn epoch
lilac valley
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i would never download ts

astral plover
lilac valley
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no

astral plover
vapid vault
thorn epoch
vapid vault
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Why?

lilac valley
vapid vault
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23

thorn epoch
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Because.

astral plover
thorn epoch
astral plover
lilac valley
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kind of sad bullet went out on a s*ggy note

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he holding that L until sunrise

vapid vault
torpid rock
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Anyone playing the game?

astral plover
lilac valley
torpid rock
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I am, it's more dead than my dreams

vapid vault
astral plover
thorn epoch
lilac valley
vapid vault
thorn epoch
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apperently this is what happens when you leave a poll without typing anything

astral plover
vapid vault
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🚅

lilac valley
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fr vro really just admitted that to the world

thorn epoch
teal tangle
astral plover
torpid rock
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Tiny achievable dreams

astral plover
lilac valley
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dae really let himself back in as a spectator

torpid rock
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So I won't be let down

vapid vault
astral plover
lilac valley
astral plover
lilac valley
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we all still broke and playing fall guys in 2025 after bullet's lore dump

vapid vault
lilac valley
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it just made the world worse

thorn epoch
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i have a lot of money

grizzled latch
# thorn epoch

Ok here's one for you

Why Mediatonic vaulted half of the game in SS3 while the rounds worked perfectly fine ?

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And hi guys FG_lemon_blast_wave

astral plover
astral plover
lilac valley
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the s*ggy fries incident is so bad, he's going to need to take a hiatus from being a main character for a while

grizzled latch
lilac valley
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PR managment will do the rest

teal tangle
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He's not even a side character he's gonna be a background character now

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Pedestrian #7 ahhh

vapid vault
thorn epoch
lilac valley
teal tangle
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You're right pedestrian #7 is too generous

thorn epoch
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btw i wanned to ask, which round is SP?

vapid vault
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Get em mizz

torpid rock
astral plover
astral plover
vapid vault
lilac valley
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dont talk about elon m*sk

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or s*ggy fries

thorn epoch
astral plover
lilac valley
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or b*lletkin

vapid vault
thorn epoch
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yes

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BUT WHICH ROUND WAS IT

astral plover
thorn epoch
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huh

astral plover
vapid vault
thorn epoch
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also i never understood that L thing...

astral plover
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No unity maps

lilac valley
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The L in his name is fitting ngl

astral plover
lilac valley
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its also why bullet has 2