#fall-guys-chat
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realize that the chances that winning blunderblocks every time you get it is not 100%
I mean if you don't know what you're doing sure
Its funny because the lack of variants in blunder blocks would be considered an issue with creative if it wasnt introduced in an update that made rotation controllers be affected by rng
I do know
So unless you are using hacks than you can't win every blunderblock game
Im like 60% sure you are able to make a map similar to blunder blocks with the ability of making the blocks path change every game
yeah except I mean besides the blocks it's still the exact same pattern every time
For nostalgia, I recently went back to the game, I’m an OG one, got the plat in 2020 and got bored after the lack of updates and left, they took their time to release new lvls etc I still play it once in a while but infrequently
did you read nothing I said
I did
I am not stupid
if you simply memorize the pattern then there should literally be no reason you're dying and losing on blunder blocks
The human mind can't memorize that fast
unless something weird happens like getting boosted off another player when you jump into the elim zone but other than that type of stuff there shouldn't really be a reason to be losing
Again, you can memorize the general patterns, you don't have to memorize every pixel of it
Hi beans
@cobalt sluice btw the customs tab is next to discovery in the show selector and you can either press create to make your own custom or press join and type in the private code of someone else who is hosting a custom
I'm good
But how do I find ppl who host this specific map/mode at this specific time? lol couldn’t find one and I can’t create and join solo, it has to be 5 players to start the game, why is it that hard
Honestly I don't know anyone that's hosting a custom right now and that's the most difficult part about hosting a custom
Why is it that impossible for them to add this? Man they did some good but it’s insane that they can’t let you create a lobby simply like cod and choose a map of your liking and start the game, really simple but big quality of life update that didn’t get added since 2020, insane
True
Yeah like look at Fortnite (I don’t play it), but you have to respect the lvl of new updates and consistency in the technical side
You used to be able to but they removed it over a year ago
tbf fortnite has an insanely large dev team
Wow really, did they say why?
nope but it sucks
I agree I was going to say that but I don’t think a little QOL is impossible to do even if you’re a indie dev
They do silently listen in #1270029865633972274
Like a friend asked in there for that birthday crown that's in the shop right now to return for the game's five year anniversary (it hasn't returned in four years) and they actually listened and brought it back
and sometimes some other devs just silently read chat without actually saying anything
Alright 👀 thanks for help btw
np 
They need to silently read some good ones more often
I feel like the game thrived so much when the devs were active in the server and we knew that they were listening to us instead of us just having to hope that they were
Is it weird i only play when there's at least 2 unvaults
Not really
First game first win
Eh, I've been playing since day 2 of the game and honestly, game's way more fun imo now than it was in p much any expansion save for maybe LS3 which was my fav time to play the game, but the creation tool, the new rounds, and having point based rounds almost never show up on solo modes, also less ragdolling, those were all v great changes that made the game a lot better than before
Thats because solos is supposed to be classic (all levels made in unity)
If you want to play the new levels made in creative knockout has all of them
I guess no champion skins 🤦🏽♂️
Haven't played this in so long
Used to be I'd get roped into Fall Ball or Hoarders or Egg Scramble or other team rounds even when playing solo playlists, that always feels really really bad, and rarely happens now
Or god forbid Jinxed, arguably the worst of the bunch
Where is this phrase from?
Shop
That feels like something that could've been a ranked reward
Why does regular Knockout show no medals, weird
????
I definitely need to catch back up with Fall Guys. ._.
The Fall Guys community is so toxic in 2025. Back when I first started playing, it was a fun and relatable community who got bothered by the hard and luck-based features in the game. Nowadays, everyone just says “BrInG bAcK uNitY lEvElS and SeAsONs and ReMoVe CrEaTiVe” even though MT can’t afford it. They also want the game to be as hard and luck-based as possible.
Now it had 
That’s pretty dumb you can have a 1v1 tail tag
@cold lantern pds ir dm?
Huh?
i did in 3 runs the other day
now i time out consistently unless i start disassociating
Or get randomly eliminated because mt creative rounds are totally checked
I would as well if dumb stuff didn’t constantly happen to me (yes I give you full permission to laugh at me)

just practice in customs
that's what i did
if i can do it, anyone can tbh
Honestly a lot more fitting of a phrase for 6k crowns than "Farewell, friend"
I would but I have better things to do than to practice some mid ahh creative final
Even a fish?
Why are you replying to a two hour+ old message
that's the first logical thing i've heard you say this year
Because I can
This would be a valid statement if it wasn't from you of all people
Lmao biller peal was logical
You do NOT have anything better to do ✌️

bullet kinda executed you there vro
Vro at least I’m not the guy that says trick or trapeze is more skill based than hop a drome
More like bad verse errr, decent
you are superhuman
atp just let taz make the creative finals
unironically that would make ranked fire
honest to god, its easy, just do customs
Honestly I so agree. Floatboat heroes was peak
Blast Ball > both of those
but i guess some skill is required
taz actually knows what he's doing and what makes good gameplay while maintaining good visuals
True (I think)
vro has the 3 commandments
something he should teach other creators
He does. And that’s why the community makes better levels than mt
I’m sorry but mt should just pack up the bag at this point
looks, skill scaling, fun
hi
cause even easy unity levels are fun for pros
coming up with ways to min max a run is fun
speedrun and skip that mf
taz really the master airbender atp
Hold up actually true
Tbh 🅱️ander makes better levels than taz
Blast Ball is fun
I want to endorse this statement so badly but that'd be cap
real recognizes real
Does both reals recognise the yeeted
Massive W
vro really the mysterious main character
I respect bander cuz he real but taz deserves some respect cuz he's a real one too 🙏
lmao
I deserve some as well
anyways ignoring that message above, taz somewhat active in #off-topic
We are NOT ignoring that
like vro is not gonna want to talk about fall guys for the 725th time
honestly nb does atp 🙏
Actually true. I mean who would want to do that
there's only like 4 or 5 things you can ever say about fall guys at any given moment
when new update, creative bad, is it offline, who wants to play
And trick or trapeze is bad
it's sad how I was gonna add something to that but there's literally nothing else to add
fits under creative is bad
I see
then there's the weirdos
"they should add ranked/mobile"- unironically
like they just got out of isolation
lmao
Oh wait I found something to add

"guys I just hit xxxxx in ranked"
Or what about “looking for someone to play with with 10k crowns and superstar rank”
bander already added that
Or “what the skibidi sigma is this gold name”
I see
that's a good one
Quick question, I was looking to join a squad for a few wins, but it looks like the “looking for group”chat is empty, is there a different place to find a group to join?
Or errr, errr. Something to do with kraken
or "guys I just hit xxxxx crowns, is that good?"
No, that’s the only chat
within this server, no, that chat is your best bet
Cool. Thank you!
“Omg I reached 6k crowns is that good?”
"I got superstar omg 🥹 "- mfs
how mfs look when they try to flex superstar
there's mfs CR 20 at superstar, its literally flexing bone
lowest cr I saw at superstar was 24
Which I'm pretty sure is like thirty and something crowns
and the sad part is thats AFTER they get their 150 crowns
so they get it much much lower
damn
and fly up crown ranks without needing to win even once
so now ppl asking for teammates at 6k crowns are in the right
they have to adjust for inflation on a scale the world has never seen
that gives me another addition
"lfg channel is dead so I'm looking here"
6-7/10 addition but i'll take it
like twin you're looking for people with 100k crowns and a fall guys world championship to be your teammate at 3 AM, what did you expect ✌️
they way they be giving crowns away tho, how can you blame them
rs tho
if goofy ahh CR 10 players can fly up 30 ranks with 1 super star win
I gotta think of more original additions
imagine how many crowns a already pro has
I know. “Bring back kraken”
i did the math the other day on this
i'll do it again rn but, it puts into perspective how ridiculous this is
"hi guys I'm new here" then leaving and never typing here again
if youre cr 1 and you get super star, you go up to CR 32 automatically of the rewards
damn
yeah
no offense but why did it take you that long vro
rs
you only stop auto ranking up CR at 65
wait no thats wrong
you can be cr 65, get superstar and still rank up
stops at 70
WHAT
lwk not gonna complain about the superstar crowns cuz I'm lwk not as bothered to grind crowns as I used to be
Same
69 -> 70 stops requiring 150 crowns
And I’m not a bingus that uses crown exploits (which is cringe
what number 
hello chat
🅱️andrizz moment
oh yeah another addition
"hello chat" but I suppose that groups in with what I said earlier
idk if that counts
fair
i was complaining about how there's barely anything to say about fall guys
which i think what you said proves that
can now we reaching
you know I'm just now starting to realize how bland the topic of fall guys itself is
Honestly we should just let chat die at this point and get on with our days and nights
Theres literally nothing to talk about
imma try to cook up some levels and finish the scrapped ones
the new tool should bring something fun to the table
Too bad you can’t move half the stuff
Like fans
mid
what about drums
wait no
slime blocks
if said this so many times
ive always wanted sum fruit slime mechanics
you better be wrong i stg
wait no, ive seen bollards move on those crappy mt levels
I wish I was but I’m not
I'm down to test them anytime btw
Yeah. They are the only obstacles that move
im just saying if youre wrong, im giving all your food rations to bullet for the next month
I can as well since I’m not busy today or tomorrow
Okay
Vro is going to turn into the ball power up though
I see
for all we know he could send it to space
speaking of space
i lwk want some wendys spicy chicken nuggets
Mid
vro is in the red health bar with all the strays he caught today
What ts chat feels like
And stop super reacting! 😭 it’s cringe
Lmao
Can we let chat die
Bulletkin is cringe reacting to messages
Very true. Super reacting is so cringe

I will give you good luck bulletkin if you stop
Na your probably go get the milk and never return
Good
I see you lurking yeeted 
Wait it’s your birthday!?!?
Happy bertday! 
Hope you have a great day
I come back and see a wild ratio for a message aimed towards me that I wasn't even here for
Lmaooo
dw twin someone like me doesn't need luck 🙏
something ive noticed about fall guys is now it drains tf out of my switch battery
I guess it’s now because of the no frame cap
Yeah I know all for 5 extra frames
@cyan marsh
Hi
I dont know why but this frame is just too funny to me
How do you get Happy Birthday in your roles?
XD
Hello?
Yall alive?
Huh?
The rank thingy
The rank skin?
There isn’t a rank role
You dont
I just said roles i mistyped I ment roles
I MENT ROLES IDIOT
Yeah, well there isn’t a rank role
twin edit the damn message then ✌️
Birthday role is automatically given to people on whatever date they set. You need active role to be eligible.
also you gotta have the active role and set it up in the active channel
Which is by being active
What do you mean by "set" like what do you mean by date is there a specific date?
moments before disaster ahh
Hello?
hi
You Have to Assign your Date of Birth (Day and Month) to the Bot so that you can Get the Role on your Birthday
Oh and wolf guy still hasn't answered me
forgot to mention happy birthday kurtis!
Wolf is doing multiple things right now, and other people have already answered you
Happy birthday
Oh well im dumb
some people don't live on discord
🙏
And honestly asking if you need a specific date for a birthday, that’s how birthdays work
i forgot did i even set the birthday date thingy
So i can set the day to today and get the role?
No, because you don’t have the Active Role and aren’t eligible
T_T how many things do I have to do for a dang role 😭
i forgot if i make it 12/02 is it december 2nd or february 12
(Technically you also need to set it in advance, the bot makes one pass per day for it, although if you miss the cutoff and ask nicely enough some of the moderators will still add it for you
)
No I have 67 birthdays in a year actually
😂 I have 84
12th of December
Speaking of dates, for me it’s <t:1754704080:f>
coincidentally thats the same for me
So in simple terms how do I get the role?
get active role
be active
Same I am in DC rn
Like how active just yap?
and then go to #active-bot-spam and type !bday and set ur birthday
You'd thing the name would be self explanatory
its dd/mm btw
it's an automatic bot thing
Yet here we are
Just be Active in the Server and You'll Earn it Eventually
yap for 29373292 years and u get it
Well yall dont have to be rude about it i was just asking a question
I just got back from the pool my mom told me to shower
Like this?
well no offense but like 5 people answered your question initially then you kept asking more and more even though we already gave you the answer
you physically cannot get the birthday until you get active role
Well im sorry for being an idiot what do you want me to do just not be an idiot I am always an idiot
guys i think i broke the game
what the HELL did you do twin ✌️
Sorry
Modssss
guys did you know that it says "gullible" on the ceiling?
I think it's funnier if I just don't explain my humor
So i read the rules all I saw was dont cuss and dont bw mean to moda or other ppl
I don’t check the ceiling vro
hello link the chicken!
Yummy I like eating soup
Yeeep
Especially chicken noodle soup and tomato soup
Saying that to a chicken is crazy
|| I've said it plenty of times ||
dawg whys everyone a sweat in this dumb golf game
lol he is probably traumatized because I said I ate his brother in soup 😂
What one
Massive golf?
its called golf battle
Oh, I see
and you get either a win or disappointment cus u didnt p2w for the best club for an advantage
What's y'all's favorite creative map
fan flingers
I'm gonna be biased and say peak guys
and i hit a massive skip in the same game i said was dumb
and still lost.
really love when that happens in golf battle
None ( yes not even mine)
dont u have the creative jelly bean role?
Hi chat
Happy birthday!! 
Not Peak Guys
BRO I BOUNCED OVER THE HOLE- im done with golf battle
thats it guys im retiring from golf
Good birthday lunch choice 
That's what I had for dinner 🍣
W Dinner fr
I had sushi a few days ago, I think Wednesday?
POV: Me on September 26th
Gif did not send
thank you for buying my food 
the sushi man is back
Pov: me on September 26th
Fortnite birthday
Yeah, Same with the Nigiri
i still wanna know what happened to dubtoshi
What kinda peak do y'all think I'm making this time?
(I think this one's pretty obvious)
a ufo
Yeah I'm recreating my Alien Invasion artwork from a few weeks ago
yoo this is peak!
also bert hiding in the picture 
Ty
welp imma go to sleep, bye beans!
Massive?
Not to worry, it's a joke.
Unfortunately, I currently don't feel too inspired on making a Creative map atm.
I'm still stuck in a rut in what I wanna make.
Too late, we have to fight now
No.
Yes

No
Happy Birth of the day!
Still, I do think Fall Guys' newest update has been not too bad.
the cringe level is insanely high now
It's pretty decent.
Thank you!
Yeah, I got to say it's probably the best one we're gonna get for a while.
✨
Ofc ofc 
The best since Scrapyard Stumble tbh.
yes
Also, we finally have gotten a new non-Disney collaboration too.
Na. I will not endorse the cringe
Albeit a new wave of Bananya, but it's something.
I agree. I hope updates are like this from now on
As long as they can feel a bit substantial and exciting a bit. I can tolerate the two month waits.
Thank You to Everyone Else who's Sent Me Birthday Wishes so far!
Same
imma tell bander about ts
Na, he won’t believe you
twin you're planting concrete evidence in chat as we speak
I don’t think so
do you want me to show concrete proof
Plus I have evidence that you said this update is peak
Go ahead
Here you go twin 🌹🔋💝
Interesting. Also we are not using twin now, vro will always be used
No. Vro will always be it
We will NEVER use twin (yes, WE)
Also bring back kraken is soo June 2025
No we never gave up hope
bastet noticed a kraken post which means something is likely to happen soon
I mean, all the kraken post are gone (except for one)
Also just because there’s eyes on a post doesn’t mean it’s going to happen
Like there’s been eyes on gravity zones in creative for ages now and they are still not in creative
get that negativity outta here gng ✌️
It’s unfortunately the truth twin
Like I want to be so wrong
But hopefully the birthday crown post will start a thing where feedback post get into the game
they've been looking at feedback the entire time, the birthday thing isn't even close to the first thing they've done
that post about how finals marathon needed a shakeup, and then suddenly they change it. Glitch fixes, bunch of stuff.
whats poppin just joined
Although #1366674079687376977 probably is what broke the Kraken custom stuff
yeah propaplay
I'd like to see two things get added to the game at this point. Accessiblity options (lower sensory options/DHH options/colorblind mode) and better show managment in Customs. Customs hasn't changed at all since they released it to streamers in season 4.
@astral plover ...
Wasn't it LS3 that Introduced Customs to the Community Management Team, Certain Streamers, and Discord Staff?
"WOO-F-O" is now 40% completed

amazing
What
Oh, that. 
But I didn’t want them to remove the kraken bug, I wanted them to fix the hex map spam
@light crest it was unintentional I didn’t want them to “fix” the kraken bug 😭
I didn’t even want them to add creative finals
all your fault vro
Twin you have to understand it was unintentional 😭 🥀
youre going to jail
how's that suggestion related to LGK being removed from customs
or whatever that whole drama is
I think it’s because I said they need to add variety to fm and they added creative slop finals that ended up “fixing” the bug
what bug
The kraken one
lol but it’s actually the most beloved final in the game
I bet it's a vocal minority
Idk why but I have to guess it’s because of how hard it is to time out
Idk Bullet would know
(he would not)
There was a Bug where you'd Always get Kraken Slam in Finals Marathon Customs if you had a Certain Amount of Players, but they Essentially Fixed that when they Added more Levels to the Roundpool
ah gotcha
that sorta thing is why I've always wanted them to add a dedicated practice mode
even though idc about kraken, being able to practice specific levels (even with maybe custom checkpoints/start times and rewind) would be really nice
Meanwhile theres a post where someone wants to make anniverary show bottom out at 2 players minimum so they can farm free crowns with crossplay off 💀


that's so goofy lol
like
if you don't like playing fall guys just play something else you don't need to pretend 
fr
Our thread was deleted a while back for some stupid reason
vro you still got kraken customs killed
you directly are the sole reason kraken customs are gone
🙏
im telling the world about ts
tell the whole universe atp twin ✌️
Which is better?
Volleyfall or button bashers?
I know people will disagree with me but
I find volleyball way better than and more… fairer tbh
Erm, no
Button bashers I would say is semi luck based? Correct? Or?
button bashers easily
Oh
Button is far more skill based with a much higher skill ceiling
Volleyfall sucks
Hi beans
I believe it’s because people were spamming that sentence that I cannot mention (you know the one)
Hey Labrev!
Hope you're well! 
Uhh…
Idk… it’s just I explain.
Whenever you get the button that shines like 1 point
Heya I'm good
How's your birthday been?
Your opponent can just get it easily tbh.
Like the button goes to a different side, depends on position too
There's some RNG to it, but I still think the better player wins Button Bashers like 90% of the time
So I’m gonna need to work on that.
Good to hear!
My Birthday's been Pretty Good. Thank you! 
moving around the map as quickly as possible. Knowing when to slow down, knowing when to let the other player have a button. There's more too it than luck.
Hmmm, did I? I didn’t want the kraken glitch to be removed. I just wanted variety in the boring show
If you play it right then you can use insane movement to never let your opponent get a button
Do you mean…
Like the fans diving?
Seriously? 🥀
Not surprisingly though after the whole crown thing in customs
people love their number go up 
Hey uhh can I talk to you in DMs? Uhh if that’s ok if not that’s ok.
Just concerned.
No, contact Modmail if you have any questions.
Oh ok 👍
Indeed and they don’t want to see it go up the right way. They want to by doing the cringe way
My apologies 🙂
It's a multiplayer game, but single player in a lot of regards too. I don't care how many crowns you have or how you chose to spend your free time earning them.
It's not like more crowns gives you an advantage or better gear.
Fully on team 'don't care'
I mean true but the fact that there’s a post telling them to do that is wild
yes
Oh I use that, ya know button bashers is fun for me
Obviously I could see how the communities that keep track of crowns and host leaderboards and whatnot could be upset.
any1 star+ I’m trying to reach ss

Huh, content update?
There was One Early this Morning, but it Didn't Do Much 
Oh, I see. Thank you as always 

Wait I think the heart is the token from the better together event, right?
Correct! I actually Got it from the Banner the Event was From
Oh cool. 
That event honestly looked like a pain if you didn’t complete one of the party challenges
Hello
Okay time to try and make a lap based map
Completed mine within 6 days 😂
i feel like all lap based maps are cheeseable-
Well when I eventually make it hopefully it won’t have cheese 
Cuz I’m going to make it at a later date since I just made a level yesterday
fun
why must game crash only when im in a winnable final
Sad
but i got a chill timeout next game, which is nice
GGs
3 knockout wins in a row
Thats what i was wondering
hi, what do i do if I see a hacker that wins fall mountain in 0.01secs in my game and disappears in survival rounds apart from reporting it?
a
your only option is to report it and hope someone sees the report
Idk I saw smth going on up in chat so I wondered if there was smth
Also saturday is like the best day to have an update on..
Well mt don’t work on the weekends
Makes sense


Funny

Thank you trick or trapeze for ruining my win streak 🥀
I feel your pain
No matter what mode it’s in, trick or trapeze manages to ruin everything
Yeah. I was almost at a win streak of 5 which would be infallible
Indeed. And I even won a sweaty rf beforehand
What are you playing, ranked or solos?
Knockout
Na, I’m good
aight
For me it’s thin ice
I still hate trick or trapeze but I do admit im getting used to the best route
Bro why hex a gone! 😭
But for thin ice there isnt really a best way to go 😭
I will continue hating that map
fall guys players in season 1
Yeah but even if you get the best route it’s very well known so you are most likely going to get grabbed or have bad timing with the axes at the middle
fro me atlewat
i wouldn't say that
IMO it is (even if roller derby is super jank)
I think my route differs a little bit from the one others take
Also seeing low gravity freezy peak reminds me we DESPERATELY need gravity zones in creative
Right after the speed ”portal”, people always jump onto the orange cubey things
But I always scoot off to the sides and jump onto the conveyors, which is faster
As for the axes, eh just time it right
Also I wouldnt say hex-a-gone is the worst final..
If HaG is the worst final then thin ice is hell
I love HaG, love it more in squads haha
all hex maps are 🔝
Yesss
Roll Off and Hex-a-Ring are my absolute favs
Agreed
Finally, I have reached a milestone of 1,000 
Congrats!
Nice. Congrats to you 
Thanks you 2!
If anyone wants to duo lmk, im bored of ranked lmao
Same here
Would love to but I need to sleep soon lol, it's nearing 4 am here 😅
Oh haha, no probs, rest well!
Sure whats your ign?
oh, I meant I was bored of Ranked lol
Thank you. Feel free to add my ign if you wanna play sometime, tho
Always looking to play w/ new people
MetaEmi
^
would love to play but got stuff to do in a bit
who's paying you to say this
Gotcha! Will add you rn

thats alright, no worries
bander
how do you not agree tho 😭
they all take skills to win
80% skill 20% luck
or maybe even less luck
Erm, no
i'd say hex-a-gone is about 50/50 on average 
Nope, thats too much
Me when lie
Positioning and you griefing skills can easily win you the game
Hex a gone is pure luck vro
realistically you won't be able to target everyone at once
Ah yes. It’s skill when I lose because I got unlucky
I wouldnt say everyone in the lobby is worth targetting at the first place, youd only have to take out 2-3 players to be able to win
okay that's a stretch now
there's more strategy in hex-a-gone than like
door dash
theres no way you actually believe that
Yall yapping about luck-based finals when lost temple is a thing 😭
Seriously? I get a 1v1 fall mountain?
Okay that was easy but I would have rather something else
The only part where you can get "lucky/unlucky" in HaG is when everyone is dropping at the last layer and you choose a wrong side for example unintentionally, but to get to that point youd have to be in customs or a sweat lobby lol
Lost temple is rng done right
Yeah that’s the issue
Thats not an issue in 98% of the games you play lmao
Rng shouldnt exist in a game like fall guys-
It indeed is. It happens every game
there is no believe, it's a simple fact
In any lobby that's half decent it's just luck
Indeed. Ranked especially because it was spammed to death
And especially not in ranked what were they thinking
First rank cycle be like
twin it's one of the most skill based finals in the game, you just gotta learn the patterns
nah what-
Hot take but hex a gone is worse than roller derby
You capping hard, theres no patterns
You either gotta walk 2 miles or the right doors are just straight ahead
Then whats the pattern mate 😭
Elaborate
Either far left or right
Why?
As someone who wins Lost Temple pretty consistently, please do not attempt to learn any of the patterns or rules that the doors follow.
And also middle door is annoying
I like my free wins
You can tell when it’s middle door like 80% of the time
Cause it’s always some weird door pattern leading up to it
actually yeah
Oh, I got lost temple
If you really want, you can search up lost temple analyzer on google
It's the website I used to help me improve a lot at lost temple
Knowing that it can’t go all the way up from a corner, or all the way across from one side to the other wins me so many games.
Oh, it was a middle door pattern
The ones I constantly win are the ones where the path takes a huge loop and you have to backtrack
Hi, anyone wanna play squads?
I don’t get how people are willing to practice a trick in game over and over and call it skill, but say they won’t study a map
Understanding the map is a skill in of itself
Combine with understanding how to efficiently move thru each room
The issue with Hex is the skill ceiling is fairly low, so if you have enough competent players in your lobby it’s pretty much a toss up of who will win
Now that we’re here
Id agree if you said a full sweaty match then it couldd be rng, that sure, but saying rng on a map where you can use tactics to get the win is unrealistic
I usually split the map in half if that helps idk
there's a low skill ceiling, if you engage in joust battles and stuff, sure, but literally 99% of the playerbase knows cutoffs, grabs, and the slow jump dive strat, it's literally just luck
I’m still using my legacy season 3 strat for thin ice, and it’s still working for me. Clear out the edges of the map at the start to try and force as many players into the center as possible. Hope they all take each other out battling and I can stall out whatevers left and jump as far as I need to.
and a very small amount of players even know how to joust to begin with and it's hardly applicable if the player just straight up avoids you
Id disagree on the grab part, that itself takes only a fair amount of players to master and differs from how each player excute their move, and i can say that grabbing is one of, if not the most, important skill in all hex maps
I’m evil chat
I grabbed someone at the end of starchat and they didn’t make it
Oh come on hex a gone?
Loser…
Just run around and make everyone else fall off
As shrimple as that
Maybe I’m just bad, but if I’m on a small island in hex, and the other dude is running it out, I’m almost never able to actually grab kill them, at least quickly enough for it to make a difference in my island.
I heard that if you make a crown pattern out of the tiles on hexagone you get 1 million crowns for free
Flowers in low grav
A mysterious person in a cloak told me
I heard that if you leave the server rn, heaps of fortune will fall upon you
Try it out
Bet 
vro really put ts in chat thinking we on facebook
Well idk about everyone but some ppl give me facebook vibes
i can smell them
I mean. It usually ends with someone getting a ton of space (like how I just won it)
unfortunately
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries
Like wolf said, just cram them into the center
Ewww, facebook mentioned (aka, ai slop)
Never understood the fries hype
i can hear your fire idle animation
Like they're good but fast food fries are almost universally bad
I mean, maybe
you never had fries from Neptune and it shows
60% of the time, it works 100% of the time
Flemish fries are so delicious
It’s belgian 😭
I'm talking about an average custom lobby, literally 99% of people know all that stuff and it's just luck at the end
Speaking of time, it’s <t:1754731080:t>, I should probably attempt sleep.
Flanders
They from that party that Bullet and I dont talk about
And why would I get fries from neptune their fries are definitely frozen
Then heat them up
I love that you use a timestamp for this it's so dumb lmao
i would think the atmospheric pressure would keep them in vapor form
Maybe neptune just wants you to contribute to your food so that you feel more satisfactionnwhen you eat it
like you would drink fries there
The time it would take to heat them up means that they would come out soggy
Unless you put them on the surface of the sun for like 2 minutes
and in public lobbies it's just as luck based because there's a ton of inexperienced players running around (and there's far too many to grab so honestly don't even try to use that as a point) so it just ends up being luck based at the end as well
Good night!
Sleep well! 
lol I will never stop laughing at you being in all Timezones
Atleast they arent frozen anymore
Gn Wolf!
Have a good rest! 
Soggy fries are literally worse than frozen fries
this is true
Atleast they’re eatable
also bander wtf you doing up vro
s*ggy fries are crazy vro
Soggy fries are the worst food on the planet
Can confirm
wym vro
I love soggy fries what
Sane with you twin
Atleast it’s food u get what im saying 🖐️😶🖐️
FBI couldn't torture ts out of me
It means they're gonna be nice and flavorful
RFL with the poor people reactions made that funnier

Juicy and nutritious
"juicy and nutritious" GOODBYE?
Oh customs, i already said it yea in customs its could be a bit rng, but he was talking about public games
Okay bullet hop off the soggy fries glaze
I couldn't think of any other words vro, but juicy yes
fr vro we aren't falling for it
The maffia probably kills people using soggy fries
Is the juice in the room with us right now
read my message below
If you mean this one 😮 that was me
it's been my thing for years
right here 
We love juicy stuff
My sister once forced me to drink water that she poached eggs in and that's still better than soggy fries
the 🥀
Why u letting ur sister push you around
no way y'all hate soggy fries that much
s*ggy fries are not it vro
If you love soggy fries so much
Go eat them live on stream
Like juice
Lets see if u still like them
okay what type of soggy fries are y'all talking about
soggy fries are actually agreed upon by normal people to be gross
The terrible mcdonalds fries
Vro is a massive hater rn frfr
Cuz I'm just picturing some extra oily soggy McDonald's fries or sm
No way you said that
atp this is bait
U lost me there
Yeah
I don't speak to s*ggy fries enjoyers
No way I'm getting rage baited by chat rn
fr
Im gonna play fall guys to get my mind off of ts
youre just suffering from psychedelic affects from the s*ggy fries
Ill be seeing soggy fries in my nightmares
blaze get your sweet cheeks out here
Indeed.
i want an explanation
like twice this week you invite me or try to join my game
and im on my last one of the night
Vro you shouldn’t be playing fg
everytime vro
Indeed. Everyone should be watching skibidi rizz
trying to cure bullet's addiction to s*ggy fries
There's no point in trying
Say JOB
vro its serious
he called them juicy like
what's the hetero explanation for that
we can't snap him out of it
Say job, bullet is extremely scared of it (he’ll forgot about them)
what a waste of free will to enjoy s*ggy fries
Indeed. Soggy chips are just as bad as something
No way ts is how chat dies
Oh phew 🅱️ander is using the free emojis
I see
twin
Fair then
Bullet why did you have to ruin the free emoji streak
bullet did the right thing
no
not with the s*ggy fries tho, imma just make that clear
thats worse than pooping your pants in class
and leaving a trail
and the teacher slipping on it
TWIN!
i hate that twin and hb are the new brain rot gen z words like im still tryna catch up damn
Vro is an unc frfr
Goodie
im taking your oxygen privileges away and giving them to bullet
Hello
he needs some air anyways to get his mind off of s*ggy fries
No you won’t you are not evil you know
Oh. Hey! 
vro i cant this chat is so dead
its saturday, what did you expect?
that's kind of actually an argument in my favor more than yours
people busy throughout the week would probably be chilling now
i dont think thats mutually exclusive
like im in bed rn watching videos and just happen to have discord open
huh
Close that app vro
welp, i suppose that if youll try again tomorrow then the chat will be active
its a tab i have open
i hate to have apps open for no reason
i would never download ts
Oh, well close your tab
no
Vro it’s for you safety
Mizz?
No?
Why?
no
23
Because.
What?
i never get how people mess this up all the time
Oh well bullet continue telling people about soggy fries
He went on a boat ⛵🌊 to save you from the Grimsby town centre
Anyone playing the game?
Okay what?
Try #squads-lfg
I am, it's more dead than my dreams
Euwww
I did not need to see that in 4K
I'll send an ultra HD 10K one soon
True, your dreams are alive
apperently this is what happens when you leave a poll without typing anything
Okay fair honestly (and not to bullet since he’s not beating the soggy fries allegations)
fr vro really just admitted that to the world


I mean he did admit to chat about something
Heh, right now I'm trying to dream small
Tiny achievable dreams
So true
dae really let himself back in as a spectator
So I won't be let down
Dont cry big shy, you gonna die🥀 😭
Evil
literally no one benefited from that information
Actually true
we all still broke and playing fall guys in 2025 after bullet's lore dump
Just to have more money then Elon m*sk
it just made the world worse
i have a lot of money
Ok here's one for you
Why Mediatonic vaulted half of the game in SS3 while the rounds worked perfectly fine ?
And hi guys 
Hopefully mine makes everyone stop playing fg
Heya tax
because... ||they didnt||
We are not mentioning that guy
the s*ggy fries incident is so bad, he's going to need to take a hiatus from being a main character for a while
They did lmao there was only 40 rounds available in core shows
PR managment will do the rest
He's not even a side character he's gonna be a background character now
Pedestrian #7 ahhh
Show me
Great
i dont understand the context to my answer
what he does was bad but not that bad damn
You're right pedestrian #7 is too generous
Because of butteklin
btw i wanned to ask, which round is SP?
Get em mizz
Is his last name banned from the chat bot? lmfao
Huh?
yes
No
I banned it
which round is shortened to SP
Or Fall guys
or b*lletkin
SP? L
None
huh
So SPL doesn’t exist
Royal rumble
also i never understood that L thing...
The L in his name is fitting ngl
Hold up actually true
its also why bullet has 2










