fall-guys-chat

[foggy warren]

Hope u2 Trippy ✨

[stone parrot]

Thank you mel, much love

[tight sentinel]

Yes

[rough garnet]

Hi dead chat

[vapid vault]

Hi labrev

And gn yall

[warped birch]

death chat

[astral plover]

🥀

Also chat is always peak when I’m not around

[empty cipher]

Peak? Peek?

[astral plover]

Yeah, peak

[empty cipher]

Kurtis aka RYB

[astral plover]

I see (still don’t know who they are)

[brazen gyro]

Anyone remember the community vip event that happened in season 5

Truly a event that happened in this discord server

[urban gust]

Here's hoping I win some crowns when I wake up

So long! Bear well!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749717805464551505/948034942351315015/update.gif

[pliant radish]

Soup

Ew volleyfall squads final?

One random every round has gotten out

Both squads had really bad coordination but the other had worse and also was down a teammate

[gloomy goblet]

Sup

[obtuse frost]

Opinion on blunder blocks

Honestly I love it, really fun for me

Can’t lie it’s the easiest final

[pliant radish]

Temu block party

[obtuse frost]

Oh yeah

You showed me that video of when there was a griefer

In that final have you faced any more recently in that final?

[warped birch]

good ending, bad execution

[obtuse frost]

Bad execution?

[astral plover]

Every creative round be like

[warped birch]

I mean, they didn't design it well.

The idea is good but they didn't know how to recreate it.

[obtuse frost]

Yeah true…

It is free crowns I’m gonna rank all the finals from easiest to hardest this is gonna be a lot of controversy

In ranked so far.

Blunder blocks (easy) Pier pressure (Easy, kinda hard just the last bit)

Lost temple (medium)

Hex a ring (medium)

Thin ice (HARD)

And this one… my word I struggle a lot…

[cold lantern]

At least it doesn't have rubber chickens all of a sudden (like Pier Pressure)

[obtuse frost]

Hop a drome (HARDEST)

That final with the slime… scares me to bits

[shadow ice]

I'm contributing to the birthday drawing chain

[obtuse frost]

I won it… but it’s so hard to survive when all of the obstacles meet up

[obtuse frost]

Nice 👍

Go on Kris

[cold lantern]

I love targeting people who camp the middle in Blastlantis

[surreal whale]

Sup

I‘m sad rn

[warped birch]

Superstar points should be exchanged for fame or something else at the end of the season.

give it a use 😭🥀

[arctic bone]

Hi

[cold lantern]

Got a Lost Temple tie

Also

[tacit bolt]

never even played that map before

its a maze?

[cold lantern]

Pretty much yeah

It's a final round

[tacit bolt]

oh wowie

in knockout?

[pliant radish]

Knockout ranked and solos

[cold lantern]

Squads and duos as well

[torpid idol]

Got Superstar a few hours ago 🙂

[pliant radish]

Nah

[plain shadow]

Their like no use for a reason

[limpid mica]

👍

[limpid mica]

nah, then people would be like 10,000 extra superstar points, converted to like 100,000 fame or something stupid 😭 🙏

[pliant radish]

I forgot how awkward playing pro lead on festival feels compared to rock band

[light crest]

It's a very poor reason

there should be some incentive to play beyond superstar

A few days after the new ranked season releases, most sweats already hit superstar and have no incentive to play beyond superstar, so they simply won't, leaving only newer or less experienced players to get superstar which takes away from the value of superstar in general

[plain shadow]

Almost as if the fall guys devs are embarrassed about the game having a competitive community

[warped birch]

Or maybe you can exchange the points for outfits or something else, but give them some use.

[plain shadow]

They all said this about crown rank, and fame after they finished
We don’t need a exchange thing

[light lion]

[light crest]

I mean not really

any game that's multiplayer and has a single player winner is likely to become highly competitive

[shadow ice]

i hate when these videos take ages to load

[severe garden]

plus the game has been out for awhile. mostly everyone playing falls into a category of new player, or someone who has been playing a long time.

so just the lobbies in general are more proficient, which leads to more competitive

my legacy season one wins are laughably bad

[warped birch]

I think if they added the points ranking and based on the best classified they made tournaments, it would give much more competitiveness to achieve qualification.

but I think it's too much to ask for MT

[trim peak]

just clutched a 2v1 on jump blowdown

[light crest]

Honestly I don't think it should require a certain amount of points as points are just time based

[hazy island]

i like that the fall feed shows on lt so you can actually see that it was a tie

[astral plover]

Actually I think it only does that for knockout and ranked

[hazy island]

kinda wish it was like that in every mode

[astral plover]

Actually true

[trim peak]

jacket skin lowk clean im not finna hold yall

[light crest]

No you don't

[astral plover]

Evil bullet

Not whatever the other guy calls you

Buttet or something iirc

[warped birch]

and how it could be classified

[cyan sapphire]

I just got eliminated for no reason on Blunder Blocks and Circle O Slime

Has this happened to anyone else?

[warped birch]

what

[light crest]

Idk just by being in superstar, the inexperienced players that managed to make it to superstar will just get crushed by the sweats anyways, that's how fortnite does some tournaments is by rank

the players who just aren't that good who happen to be in that rank will simply get crushed and they won't play in tournaments anymore, leaving tournaments for the sweats

[astral plover]

I see

[warped birch]

I had said about the points since becoming a superstar is very easy and there would be a lot of people.

[light crest]

that's why I said inexperienced players will get crushed regardless

[warped birch]

hmm

[astral plover]

Vro is speaking facts (like always)

[rough garnet]

Hi beans

[cold escarp]

Its a woo bean in the chat

[warped birch]

It could be, but I don't think they'll make any changes to ranked games in the near future.

[trim peak]

dude im cracked at hexagone

that is my map

[light crest]

probably not

[tacit bolt]

sounds like you had a blunder

heh heh heh....... .......ba dum tss...... heheheh so silly

<distant deranged howling laughter>

[lilac valley]

[tacit bolt]

💀

[light crest]

I'm sorry you had to see that

[tacit bolt]

wow do i have react emoji perms now

nope guess not

[light crest]

WHY HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING FALL GUYS FOR OVER 24 HOURS

[cyan sapphire]

[tacit bolt]

2 lazy 2 exit

[cyan sapphire]

But fr it was weird. I was in the air on Circle O Slime and then it just said I was eliminated out of nowhere lol

[tacit bolt]

it makes me look like a completely deranged childrens video game hermit though

[warped birch]

maybe you made false contact with the slime

[arctic bone]

[pliant radish]

I won’t forget that time discord bugged on someone on terraria and said they were playing for several years

[tacit bolt]

i wonder how much my electric bill increases by just having fall guys menu open all day

[light crest]

lmao

it's not a bug, terraria really is just that peak

[tacit bolt]

u misspelled starcraft

[rough garnet]

P-p-p PEAK

[trim peak]

dont be fried while playing fallguys bru

[arctic bone]

[pliant radish]

Soup

[cyan sapphire]

[astral plover]

Bullet I need your correct opinions. Should I buy the love you phrase?

[light crest]

yes

actually

[astral plover]

Or the goose emoticon

[light crest]

idk I mainly use it in customs

oh.

goose

[astral plover]

Or wait for something like hey ^^ phrase

[light crest]

goose

[wild fern]

@trim peak

[astral plover]

Okay.

[rough garnet]

Chat should I finish flood climb or scrap it

[warped birch]

3 trick or trapeze in a row

stop plz

[rough garnet]

Am I the only one that genuinely likes that level

[severe garden]

Imagine if I hosted a Discord custom, tournament format, but it was just the sweatiest Trick or Trapeze ever.

[rough garnet]

Do it

[tacit bolt]

that looks like slime climb but maybe actually beatable

[warped birch]

yes

[light crest]

But imagine...blueberry bombardment tournament

[astral plover]

Lmao hyperdrive went from 23 to 2

And it’s a 1v1 terrestrial

[tight sentinel]

Im seeing alot of people wear a rainbow dinosaur skin. When were you able to get that?

[light crest]

2 months ago for free

[astral plover]

And it was an easy win

[astral plover]

What about treasure trove tournament

[astral plover]

During last June

[tight sentinel]

Dang it

[tacit bolt]

dang it

darn

!!!!

[rough garnet]

Point and laugh

Wait
I don't even know if I have it

[honest geode]

GIMMIE SOME SHOWER MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-ugly-doors-squidward-reaction-gif-25405858

[rough garnet]

Runaway by Elle king

[astral plover]

Have this guy instead

[light crest]

No it wasn't 😼

[light crest]

what type

[honest geode]

Idk anything

[astral plover]

It was vro. Grabbing is peak

[rough garnet]

P...p.. p peak?

[astral plover]

Na, it’s peal.

[honest geode]

My anxiety on hexa terrestrial 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

[astral plover]

Mine is 📉

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-butt-gif-4868711229372494252

[rough garnet]

doesn't even rhyme 🥀

Smh

[astral plover]

It definitely does. It rhymes with grug

[rough garnet]

?

[light crest]

lie

[novel dome]

Long Wall

[astral plover]

Erm, no

Your the massive liar

[nocturne jackal]

Has anyone seen my cat? He got lost between the Panama canal and Canada...

[honest geode]

Guys can I have image perms so I can show my new pfp

Hello?

Anyone?

R yall alive?

[light crest]

vro we all know damn well you are NOT more calm playing a final

[honest geode]

Fr

[astral plover]

I am buster

[eternal bay]

The Active role is automatically assigned to you upon reaching a certain amount of activity within our server. The details of how to get this role will not be disclosed, but you gain some extra permissions with it!

[novel dome]

If it's fall guys related: #fall-art or #fall-guys-captures
If it's not: #off-topic-media

[astral plover]

And who’s we?

[lusty herald]

Gonna progress more into the Ranked mode.

[light crest]

no you aren't 🥀

[oak lintel]

whats he saying

[light crest]

his heart rate apparently decreases in a hextra final

[astral plover]

It does I’m telling the truth

[oak lintel]

weird thing to brag about

[astral plover]

Massive ❌ and 🧢

[honest geode]

Hey guys

[severe garden]

Self promotion is only allowed for Fall Guys related content and only in #videos-and-streams please

[pliant radish]

Soup

[lusty herald]

I'm in Silver now

[warped birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143721949902684171/1362937782170812616/gif-20250331-140402-1.gif

[light crest]

literally nobody is calmer when playing the final round. Nobody.

[warped birch]

bring back hatsune miku

[lusty herald]

Also complete the Mastery for the first time in months

[lusty herald]

Hatsune Miku would be nice to see return.

[warped birch]

someday

[lusty herald]

They'd only bring back Blunderland Miku however.

[warped birch]

It is impossible to do sub 28 in lily leapers without 360

[lusty herald]

Not her original outfit

[barren anchor]

sup guys

[lusty herald]

Hope I can keep getting a good win streak like last update for Ranked

[pliant radish]

I did at the start didn’t mid way through then did a little bit towards the end

[lusty herald]

I was doing really well during the Yeetropolis update which was surprising. lol

[light crest]

not true

[lusty herald]

Silver 2

[pliant radish]

Soup

[barren anchor]

Close to Ace 1 here

[lusty herald]

Trying to do more with Ranked to catch up at least.

[pliant radish]

Nah

[lusty herald]

And the Captain America literally just grabbed me off the boat..

During the seagull part.

That is dumb.

[pliant radish]

That round is so bad for the simple fact it’s very easy to grab and get grabbed

[lusty herald]

I still think Blunder Blocks is better than Pier Pressure.

[astral plover]

Well I’m just too much of a sigma

[lusty herald]

As a final.

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/benpeach-bnpeach-peach-seftaliadam-peachsigma-gif-11188336475962707186

[warped birch]

Is there a bug in Ranked? I've played 5 games and all 5 involve Twin Ice.

[lusty herald]

Nah, it's just the rotation be like that.

It's pure chance for them

Silver 3 so far, near to the Gold Rank

[astral plover]

Vro is talking about himself I see

[arctic bone]

normal day

[severe garden]

all done daily challenges and all the weekly you can do today, not in the mood to grind more

[pliant radish]

Yes you are

[severe garden]

[arctic bone]

Bro self reacted

[lusty herald]

Well, I'll wait out tomorrow or so to get to Gold.

I'm at Silver 3 at least.

[agile obsidian]

What’s the reward for winning a course while holding Bert these days

[pliant radish]

Nothing

Other than bragging rights

[plain shadow]

nothing, it was only for like a event in s6 and a social event in s3 leagcy

the reward for the social media event was magic dragon

[opal bobcat]

Hi guys Im back

[barren anchor]

hey

[opal bobcat]

Name one fall guys player that scares you

[barren anchor]

@opal bobcat

Its you

Jk all for fun

[opal bobcat]

Mine is Link the Chicken

[barren anchor]

that was my 2nd guess lol

[opal bobcat]

Hes killed me twice
Thats the reason I joined this server

[barren anchor]

lol I see

[astral plover]

No?

[severe garden]

imagine self reacting

[barren anchor]

@opal bobcat whats your rank?

[opal bobcat]

46

529 crowns

[arctic bone]

You did

[barren anchor]

63 here

[opal bobcat]

Hey bro

[severe garden]

made a careless mistake, got incredibly lucky, and got the sloppy win.

[opal bobcat]

I got a lucky win

Let me find it

[barren anchor]

@opal bobcat over 2000 crowns, never give up

[opal bobcat]

Check #fall-guys-captures

[severe garden]

you got lucky with the tile clip, but that was a pretty big jump you made right before it

[opal bobcat]

Ik

[opal bobcat]

3 tile jump

[light crest]

"roblox_player" the name itself gives me chills (and nearly kills me of cringe)

[opal bobcat]

I wanna change my server profile but I can’t

[severe garden]

#how-to-nickname

[opal bobcat]

Nice

I sent my request

Now I have my Xbox Gamertag

[astral plover]

No bullet reacted first

[astral plover]

Errr, hi?

[arctic bone]

Still self reacted lmao

Cuz u did it after

[opal bobcat]

I was the guy who got killed by link

[astral plover]

Well errr, not really

[astral plover]

Oh, I see

[arctic bone]

OOPS

[barren anchor]

y'all have a goof night

woops

[astral plover]

What about skibidi sigma that got first on space race instead of me?

[arctic bone]

nice try

[barren anchor]

good*I

[light crest]

then skibidi sigma is a sigma yes

[astral plover]

Sigma not

[rough garnet]

Hi beans

[astral plover]

Smh everyone self reacts nowadays

[barren anchor]

good*

[arctic bone]

Well yes that's self reacted 🤓

[barren anchor]

there lol

[opal bobcat]

Im going to my nans today so no Fall guys till Saturday 😭

[light crest]

no, self reacting is cringe

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/self-reaction-thanos-gif-10718279247506751792

[arctic bone]

a

[astral plover]

Well it’s time that you get a job

A massive one as well

Actually bullet what are your thoughts on regular knockout?

[lusty herald]

I do think Regular Knockout is better than it was back then.

[light crest]

haven't played it

[astral plover]

Probably because of creative, right

[astral plover]

I do because it actually now feels like the main mode (it clearly is the main character like me)

[lusty herald]

Which that's fine by me, as long as Classic Games stays too to mainly please the pure Unity fans.

[astral plover]

Indeed. Though it’s a bit weird that certain variants for unity rounds are only in knockout

[lusty herald]

Oh are they only in Knockout?

[astral plover]

Like low gravity leading light

[lusty herald]

Weird, they should make the variants be part of Classic Games too.

[astral plover]

And low gravity ski fall, freezy peak, slime climb and treetop tumble

[lusty herald]

Unless you mean just the few

[astral plover]

It is only a few but they should be in all shows

[opal bobcat]

Thin ice SS2 variation is back?

[keen orchid]

The blast ball variation is back

Sadly the anti gravity one isn’t

[light crest]

js because bander gone don't make you main cast

[opal bobcat]

Anti gravity hex a gone

Give
Now

[keen orchid]

Maybe it’ll be back in the main modes in a future wave of variation unvaults

We don’t really know when/if they plan to do more yet

[astral plover]

Honestly I hope they add gravity zones to creative one day

[astral plover]

No

[opal bobcat]

I want block party unvaulted
Because it’s one of my favourites

And bring back 60 player lobbies

[lusty herald]

I'm.hoping after they unvault the Unity maps, they maybe could reimplement some select old LTM's in due time.

[keen orchid]

That isn’t really possible now since the servers are configured to automatically split lobbies that are larger than 32 into 2 separate lobbies

[astral plover]

Like big yeetus tour, all the yeetus variants are back in the game

Even if they are broken

[light crest]

you know what you not even side plot anymore

[astral plover]

You can’t do that you need 🅱️Anders approval as well

[light crest]

@lilac valley forget making him sleep in the bathroom, we putting him in the garage

no I don't

[lusty herald]

Wormhole Wanderers is the LTM I want back the most.

Next to Sweet Thieves.

[astral plover]

Garage is way better than a stinky bathroom

[opal bobcat]

Bro why

[opal bobcat]

They bring that every Halloween

[astral plover]

Same. Yeah it would have to be a squads ltm because of tip toe finale but it would be good

[keen orchid]

Sweet Thieves and Treat Thieves are different levels

[astral plover]

One is party themed and the other is spooky themed

[opal bobcat]

Im speedrunning the fall guys battle pass

[lusty herald]

It's mainly for the Warped variants, I miss them a lot.

It was good that I was able to experience that during SS2.

[opal bobcat]

Same

[livid grove]

going inside the factory thingy was wild

[lusty herald]

Yeah, which was the one part of Frantic Factory I loved.

I'm gonna take my time with doing the Fall Guys Fame Pass tbh.

Not gonna rush it like I normally would.

[livid grove]

Maybe if u rushed it u wouldnt have to play it after 👀

[lusty herald]

I can take my time on it. lol

I'm already at like.. Level 26.

44 levels to go

[astral plover]

Yeah. Oh look, puzzle path stole wormhole door dash’s gimmick

[lusty herald]

Genuinely, this update so far has been their best one this year.

[astral plover]

Indeed (though the competition wasn’t that high)

[lusty herald]

Exactly.

Like comparing to past updates, it ain't much. BUT it's one of the better updates than we've had in this year.

[pliant radish]

It’s good cause we got 2 unvaults ( which were rounds vaulted in their own season ) and a lot of unvaulted variants

[lusty herald]

And also a non-Disney Collab finally.

Not that it's much, but it's something.

And some decent Creative additions that isn't just skyboxes, stickers and props.

[pliant radish]

It’s an add on to a collab but at least it isn’t Disney

[lusty herald]

I don't mind it either way. lol

At least the Bananyas are memorable than say.. bland Mickey Mouse merch.

[astral plover]

Indeed. That collab is honestly one of the worst fg has ever had

Actually I wonder, what is the worst collab in fg history?

[lusty herald]

Bella Porch probably, but the Disney-inspired merch takes the cake personally.

[astral plover]

Yeah. Plus the Disney merch isn’t like the champion merch

[lusty herald]

The fact we had two waves in the span of two months apart.

Genuinely that was the prime reason I had to make the feedback in the thread, man.

[astral plover]

Indeed. They really wanted everyone to become a Disney adult

[lusty herald]

I had to put my foot down with this. lol

[pliant radish]

Haha that ain’t happening with me

[astral plover]

But honestly I think the fg shop does have a big variety issue nowadays that isn’t just with collabs

[astral plover]

Same

[lusty herald]

Yeah, like we need some more new original skins rotated often again in the shop for instance

Especially most being unreleased.

[keen orchid]

The shop is set up internally now in a way different way than it used to be

In the content file there are just infinite weekly shops that just have pools of stuff that theoretically could be in them

It’s mostly automated besides the occasional collab shops and manually featured items

[astral plover]

And legacy skins so the exclusivity thing stops

[lusty herald]

As much as I'm the "collab" guy in the server often times, I still use the original skins too.

[astral plover]

Yeah. But honestly it wouldn’t hurt if they added some more cosmetics to it

[lusty herald]

The only issue is, I don't know to do a feedback towards the Shop in general

[keen orchid]

They added new emoticons and phrases to the pool about a month ago and they’ve recently started to show up at least

[lusty herald]

Like formatting and highlighting those particular issues, I mean.

[astral plover]

Yeah. Hopefully they add more new and old legacy stuff to it

[lusty herald]

So yeah, thank you "Disney T-Shirt" for that feedback thread.

[astral plover]

Also chat y’all think https://discord.com/channels/662246299369734154/1400258150241931394 was the reason the happy birthday crown came back?

Because the pattern didn’t come back surprisingly

[keen orchid]

Bastet effectively confirmed that

[lusty herald]

They locked in with that!

[astral plover]

Wait really?

[lusty herald]

Yep.

[keen orchid]

She replied in specifically that thread after it came back

[lusty herald]

She posted with 😎

[astral plover]

Oh lmao so I guess I was the reason that the crown came back

[lusty herald]

They've actually listened to the feedback thread.

It's nuts tbh.

[keen orchid]

Bastet has been listening there for nearly a year now

[astral plover]

If I never posted that it wouldn’t have come back

[keen orchid]

Although she did take a few months off from responding

[wispy notch]

does anyone know how to get water in fg creative i can't find it

[keen orchid]

It’s at the bottom of the blunderbeach skybox!

[lusty herald]

That's why I've pondered if maybe the feedback thread I made is why we got a new Bananya wave.

[wispy notch]

oh ok so its not actually an object

[keen orchid]

Nope, it’s built into the skybox directly

[lusty herald]

Which if so, I'm so happy for that. ^^

[wispy notch]

does it work in survival then or no

[lusty herald]

By the way, if I had to rank the new skyboxes so far, it's this for me:

Dragon Caves > Blunderbeach > Volcano > Yeetropolis = Scrapyard > Midnight > Digital

[cyan marsh]

It does

[livid grove]

would be lovely to disable the ring

[thorn stream]

Why can't we play all the finals in ranked

[summer root]

yo

[keen orchid]

Ranked has a rotation system where different levels are available each cycle

[keen orchid]

Hey there!

[summer root]

hey dani!

[keen orchid]

Hey Matthias!

[cyan marsh]

Hey matt! Hope you're well!

[plain shadow]

Cause not all of them are good

Especially tiptoe final in solo

[summer root]

sup kurt

if i said yo kurt it would kinda sound like yogurt

i’m so braindead rn

[thorn stream]

why

[keen orchid]

It’s mainly to give players the chance to master those levels

[thorn stream]

yogurt
@cyan marsh

[cyan marsh]

true!

[cyan marsh]

real...
Hope you Feel Better Soon

[cyan marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-named-gurt-gif-9926359230014958817

[summer root]

this may be a hot take but key lime pie is the best yogurt flavor

[rough garnet]

Hi beans

[summer root]

wassup labrev

[rough garnet]

Heya matthias

[cyan marsh]

Hey Labrev! Hope you're well!

[cyan marsh]

I Personally Like Vanilla Yogurt and Vanilla Custard

[light crest]

custard?

do you know what that rhymes with?

[summer root]

Banana pudding is so good i could literally eat it all day for every meal

[light crest]

MUSTARDDDDD

[rough garnet]

I've only liked strawberry

[summer root]

what does orange rhyme with

[rough garnet]

Door hinge

[summer root]

for some reason strawberry flavor is fine to be but actual strawberries i don’t like lol

[rough garnet]

Yeah I prefer artificial strawberry

[light crest]

george

pourridge

[summer root]

grocery store strawberries are so sour

[summer root]

*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

[plain shadow]

Oranges

[rough garnet]

Just reminded me I haven't gotten groceries in like a month
I've been living on Zaxby's and taco bell all summer

[summer root]

to be fair

taco bell breakfast menu is amazing

[plain shadow]

I hate breakfast tbh

[summer root]

you say that until you’ve had a taco bell bacon crunch wrap

[plain shadow]

Bleh

[livid grove]

have not had breakfast in YEARS.

[summer root]

eggs benedict maybe?

[rough garnet]

I haven't been able to wake up early enough for that luxury

[summer root]

yea honestly 3 meals a day is too much

[plain shadow]

I just don’t like scrambled eggs tbh

[summer root]

i’m so sorry for your loss

[plain shadow]

Depends

[rough garnet]

Working at Ihop few years back ruined breakfast for me

[summer root]

oh i can imagine

[cyan marsh]

I Love being able to Make Myself a Good Breakfast, but Man, is it Hard to Actually Get Up and Cook it

[plain shadow]

You’re usually supposed to eat around every 4 - 7 hours

[summer root]

pancakes are nice since they cook so fast

especially on an iron skillet

[rough garnet]

Haven't set foot back there since I quit

[summer root]

i don’t get any of the ingredients i just use pancake mix

[cyan marsh]

Yeah, Sometimes I Make Myself some Spinach and Feta Savoury Pancakes, which are Nice

Lately I've been Cooking Myself some Homemade Sausage McMuffins

[rough garnet]

But I saw they have new Dubai chocolate pancakes
So that might change

[summer root]

they had dubai chocolate bars at my local CVS for 21 dollars each

EACH

that is insane

[rough garnet]

Damn

[summer root]

i have had a dubai chocolate belgian waffle tho, gotta admit it’s pretty damn good

[rough garnet]

Ugh I wish I had my gifs
I'm on my slow ahh tablet cuz my phone's dead

[light crest]

vro doesn't know eminem

[rough garnet]

Still haven't gotten a chance to try em

[summer root]

it’s a “try once, think it’s pretty good and never buy it again” thing

[plain shadow]

If you’re awake 14 hours per day, a 3 meal per day is fine, as long as you’re getting exercise

[rough garnet]

That's me with Ube waffles

[summer root]

Ube is soooooooo goooood

[rough garnet]

Only got em cuz there purple

[summer root]

real ube pastries are insanely good

nice subtle sweetness

[rough garnet]

I hate living a place with like nothing
I want to get cool stuff

Alright it's getting late, night beans

[cyan marsh]

Gn Labrev! Have a good rest!

[thorn stream]

look what i got

[small walrus]

Guys I need your best outfits with the crown

And colour of course

[plain shadow]

Default

[small walrus]

So the penguin pattern, Infernal colour, umbra face and Arctic flip flops

Roger

[vapid vault]

Nothing special dc

[small walrus]

Hey Harold. I'm one week late.

@plain shadow you changed named!!!! It's you Breadinu!!!

We played a lot together in 2021

You wore the Dark Knight bottom and polar bear head

I remember it as it was yesterday

[astral plover]

Who is that guy? Never heard of them

[small walrus]

Kurtis is a legend here

Sometimes he wears a chocolate dragon outfit on rare occasions

Most of the times magic dragon

[astral plover]

LMAO WHAT!? 😭
Also, congrats on getting the custom role.

Bad map

Oh wait I have to say hello chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/662246299860598816/1382599951611334748/c33beb91c02f1a2c9b2d3e8d820d3f5be0b08b06.gif

Hello chat

[cyan marsh]

damn plobby
And Thanks!

[astral plover]

Job

[cyan marsh]

Hey RFL! Hope you're well!

[astral plover]

Oh, hello! I’m doing good, thanks. Congrats on getting the custom role! how about you?

[cyan marsh]

Good to hear! Thanks again!
I'm doing Good. Just Chilling rn. Thank you!

[arctic bone]

hi

[astral plover]

Indeed

[astral plover]

I do, they are pretty tasty

Hmmm, chat is dead. How can I get their interest?

I know, I was the reason that the happy birthday crown came back

[arctic bone]

By saying ###

[livid grove]

Double crowns

[arctic bone]

Wild west

Y'all Remember when they cancelled SS5?

[graceful moth]

Anyone know the website to check the upcoming fall guys LTM’s?

[livid grove]

Hell yea

[astral plover]

Can’t say that here since it would be leaks

[astral plover]

Job

[arctic bone]

AH

[small walrus]

Who remember Chungis from 3 years ago?

We never got the skin

[astral plover]

Kraken for unity, roller derby for creative

[small walrus]

No link go back to sleep it's not breakfast time yet. Wake up in 10 minutes

[vapid vault]

The chat is heavily dead rn

[astral plover]

Actually true

Anyway, chat is dead so it’s time to post chonkert and tertle

[teal tangle]

[timber steeple]

do we need to buy all the mastery items for them to refresh?

[teal tangle]

No they will refresh even if you don't buy all of them

[timber steeple]

ohk

[teal tangle]

However they only switch out once every 3-4 months or so

[timber steeple]

ahh

[vapid vault]

3 wins in a row

[mortal linden]

Are the servers down

[astral plover]

Alright enough mkt it’s time for some flal gu

[astral plover]

I don’t think so

[astral plover]

Huh, I’m 15 crowns away from 6k

[chilly zinc]

fal gus

[vapid vault]

No

[vapid vault]

Id pike to say the opposite but i don't have MK😭

This is new

[astral plover]

Oh, I see. But I have been playing it for enough now

Also who is pike?

Is it the fish guy from the second hex a thon?

[hasty bane]

Pike is Yessy's brother

[vapid vault]

Wait they cancelled double speed?

[vapid vault]

This is pike according to Google

The hop a drome in ranked? Euww

[stuck umbra]

Does anyone know how I can contact a pc player? Ive played with him everyday for like 2 months but cant communicate. Don’t think he’s in this server either

[astral plover]

Better than trick or trapeze being in ranked (oh wait)

[astral plover]

I see

[teal tangle]

I mean, do you have their IGN

If yes then just look their name up ingame and it should tell you their username on all their attached accounts and then go from there

[vapid vault]

No

[astral plover]

Erm, yeah

Hop a drome at least has skill involved

[stuck umbra]

Only has his pc name and epic games name

[teal tangle]

Ok well try steam then

And maybe search their name on discord and/or twitter or something

[vapid vault]

TOT too

Lets ask Gemini ehats better

[teal tangle]

Oh that's hop a drome slander

[vapid vault]

Here's the answer spl

[hazy crow]

☹️

[teal tangle]

"high skill ceiling" me when I lie

[vapid vault]

Nah this is reality

[astral plover]

Ai is wrong

[teal tangle]

You do know that gemini has no idea what those rounds are because it was never trained on that data

[hazy crow]

ask gemini what the strategy for breathing is

[vapid vault]

Gemini is the goat

[teal tangle]

Pretty sure it's running on data from like, 2022

[astral plover]

I’m asking chat now with a poll

[vapid vault]

Qre we in school rn?

Im waiting for bullet to say they both scks

[hazy crow]

my mind is on autopilot when i play trick or trapeze so that's saying something

[astral plover]

lol

[vapid vault]

my mind is on autopilot when i play fall guys...

[hazy crow]

you asked ai for an opinion you could've formed yourself

[keen orchid]

Whenever I play Trick Or Trapeze I just win from memory, with Hop a Drome I actually have to try lol

[summer shale]

Tip toe finale

[hazy crow]

actually true honestly

[vapid vault]

But its not an option dmh

[vapid vault]

Wanna be my fg teacher?

[astral plover]

Erm, what?

[hazy crow]

there's more skill based tricks in tip toe finale than you think

but it's mostly formulaic and pretty much luck

[vapid vault]

You are jangling?

[hazy crow]

no

[astral plover]

Wow this is actually a heated topic

[hazy crow]

what do you mean

[astral plover]

I mean that there’s a lot of discussion

Also completely off topic I saw your in the latest doge master video

[light lion]

[hazy crow]

the which round is more skill-based: trick or trapeze or the hop-a-drome argument would not exist

if shnitse didn't want to have quirky takes

[astral plover]

Plus grabbing is way more involved

[hazy crow]

oh yeah

it was in anniversary party and i think they got out in stompin' ground

[astral plover]

Actually speaking of the hop a drome why is it misspelled of drone?

[astral plover]

The did

[vapid vault]

Yo im living for that

[keen orchid]

Drome is a real word

[hazy crow]

drome is a synonym for arena so it makes sense

[astral plover]

Wait really?

[keen orchid]

Yeah

[astral plover]

I always thought it wasn’t since it would get underlined when I say it here

[astral plover]

I see

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-the-more-you-know-the-more-you-know-meme-gif-7860209081479949784

[thorn epoch]

both of these are bad

[astral plover]

You lean something every day

[hazy crow]

the fall guys server is educational???

[astral plover]

Smh it isn’t about the levels it’s about which one is more skill based

[thorn epoch]

still

[astral plover]

It indeed is.

[thorn epoch]

trapeeze is about being first and drome is about internet

though drome is more skill based imo

[astral plover]

Not really since they did fix the slime hit box issue

[vapid vault]

Fall guys is about being first

[astral plover]

Also chat thoughts on temu jump showdown err I mean gooprope rodeo?

[thorn epoch]

[vapid vault]

Sha ap weird Australian

[hazy crow]

not the best spin on jump club

[vapid vault]

Its good level

[astral plover]

Bro 🥀

How am I weird?

[hazy crow]

the cannons are pretty obtrusive and random in a very unfun way

[vapid vault]

Im weirder but...

[astral plover]

I see

[astral plover]

Is it though? The cannons are garbage

[vapid vault]

I feel like the only 2 things ive ever talked about with jane is TOT and gooprope rodeo

[astral plover]

Eww, pine climb

[restive yacht]

Hey beans!

[vapid vault]

Heya giraffe 🦒
How you feeling today?

[astral plover]

Hello! How are you going?

[thorn epoch]

tresure trove underrated

[hazy crow]

hiii gira

[astral plover]

Oh, that was easy

[restive yacht]

Heya Lolo, RFL and Jane! I'm well, thank you! Hope you all are too!

[hazy crow]

because those are very disagreeable opinions

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[astral plover]

Good to hear! I’m doing good, thanks.

[vapid vault]

Yes but i have way more things to talk about

[hazy crow]

okay then

what do you think about about pine climb

[vapid vault]

Does bullet have a job?

[astral plover]

Yes actually

[light lion]

I agree

[vapid vault]

I think its good and i think i need security for saying that

[astral plover]

Bad, the ending ruins the already mid level

[hazy crow]

What about the ending

i genuinely think pine climb is somewhere in c/b tier but that ending feels really unfair in the worst way

[vapid vault]

Wait a minute im calling the security

[astral plover]

Worst midnight level imo (yes, even worse than bubbling brook)

[vapid vault]

Its... Good

[astral plover]

Erm lolo something completely random but you remind me of the yeet city theme in fg

[vapid vault]

Huh?

[astral plover]

I can never remember the name

[hazy crow]

yeetropolis??

[astral plover]

Idk either actually

[astral plover]

Yes

[astral plover]

Maybe it’s because of your mall map idk

[light lion]

Good level

[hazy crow]

it's yeet + metropolis
that should help you

[vapid vault]

Am i yeet? Row? Or police?

[astral plover]

I see

[teal tangle]

Dailies time

[vapid vault]

Daelies

[astral plover]

Police maybe

Yeet is already reserved

[vapid vault]

Then at least i have a job

[astral plover]

Oh lmao actually true

[vapid vault]

Tell this to bullektin

[quasi fossil]

is it just me or am i really liking the new ost this update

[vapid vault]

💀

[quasi fossil]

do you not believe me

check creative

[vapid vault]

I do

[quasi fossil]

it's called "Surf or Fall"

[vapid vault]

Not

[astral plover]

Wait did they add new music this update.?

[vapid vault]

Believe

Bullet

[quasi fossil]

it's just crazy how nobody noticed

even i didn't until now

[astral plover]

Wait really?

[quasi fossil]

nah bro im just kidding it's made by me 💔

[vapid vault]

Whos me?

[astral plover]

Oh, I see

[astral plover]

Someone

Like me, or you, or someone else

[vapid vault]

Bros an English teacher

[astral plover]

I’m glad I’m not

[fleet wing]

elo

[quasi fossil]

someone should spread this all around and act like it's official

[astral plover]

Omg guys there was actually new music this update

[quasi fossil]

i can't do it people already know i'm doing a beach song 🥀

[teal tangle]

Badailies

Actually it's not that bad

[quasi fossil]

i can do 4 of my dailies in one game today

[arctic bone]

Hi I'm playing round 2 rn

[limpid mica]

those are really easy dailies

[quasi fossil]

no way i got griefed by a cr 80 loser on the final bit with hexagons you walk over in a slope before you get to the trolleybots

[arctic bone]

Alright! Today i've made into the final today!

I've**

THE HOP A DROME?

[hollow kernel]

you are cr71 calling a cr80 loser? you seem like the real loser

[arctic bone]

I LOST

[hollow kernel]

@quasi fossil someone is salty 💀 they are just better than you

[quasi fossil]

ok dude

[hollow kernel]

no need to be toxic

[arctic bone]

[raven heart]

i can do all of the dailies in 1 knockout game

[quasi fossil]

who is this guy who are you bro

[hollow kernel]

i dont need to talk to someone who calls others losers as they lose in a video game

[arctic bone]

Damn what

Here we go again

[quasi fossil]

it's mr prestigious over here guys come get a load of his wisdom 💔

[arctic bone]

I am busy trying to win in fall guys rn

[limpid mica]

💀

[teal tangle]

They are easy but going back and forth between different shows is pretty annoying

[limpid mica]

welp thats you, i like some variety

[limpid mica]

😭

[arctic bone]

NOOO BRO WHY I LOST IN PIER PRESSURE AGAIN

Because That pendulum hit me

[vapid vault]

L bait

[astral plover]

WHAT

[hollow kernel]

true, but there is truth to it, he got griefed as the other person it just better than him.

read the messages above

[astral plover]

I RANDOMLY GOT ELIMINATED ON BLUNDER BLOCKS RIGHT AT THE END OF THE TIMEOUT AS WELL

I lowkey am starting to dislike the map

[arctic bone]

💔

[astral plover]

Whoever designed blunder blocks, you are not really good at your job

[restive yacht]

@onyx kettle GGs! Was the Orange bean with the crown, well played!

[oak lintel]

I mean he took it

thats a w bait

[astral plover]

Honestly true (I bet the ai would say the as well)

[arctic bone]

I think they want us to be eliminated however

[vapid vault]

Who are you?

[arctic bone]

[vapid vault]

Whats up with all the randoms today lol?

[onyx kettle]

ohhh ggs! didn’t know it was you!

[winged mirage]

its a server with 229k members its pretty expected lol

[astral plover]

They really wanted to give the other guy a win

[restive yacht]

Happens, just recognised the skin

[oak lintel]

I’ve been in this server like over a year longer than you. Calm down discord celebrity

[arctic bone]

Real

[astral plover]

Wow the amount of roast I’ve seen tonight alone

[onyx kettle]

makes sense ahaha

[arctic bone]

I got Jump club but 3 spinning pole 😭

I survived tho

[vapid vault]

You need to clam down, im chill as hell brother

[arctic bone]

GOD I HATE TRICK OR TRAPEZ NOW

[astral plover]

Are you though?

[vapid vault]

Yeah

They was just trying to fight jaxoo or something so i said its not nice

[hollow kernel]

thx man lol

[oak lintel]

[hollow kernel]

so you advocate for toxicity?

[arctic bone]

eh

[astral plover]

I mean, you weren’t that chill when everyone was saying hop a drome is more skill based than trick or trapeze

Which it is btw

[vapid vault]

Lol im always chill

[hollow kernel]

i called him out for calling others losers btw

[astral plover]

Not really. I’ve seen you not chill at times

[vapid vault]

I ain't angry on anybody

[vapid vault]

Not today

[astral plover]

I see

[vapid vault]

Dont ping me please

[astral plover]

Chat can I ping @astral plover?

[arctic bone]

That's you so yea

[vapid vault]

This chat is so ugly rn im going out, i cant be chilling here anymore 😭

[pliant radish]

Soup

Can we also be respectful please

[hollow kernel]

is it okay to call others "Losers" in the server

[astral plover]

Actually true

[pliant radish]

In a mean way no

[astral plover]

Well errr, chat, thoughts on the new levels from this update?

[pliant radish]

Bad

[arctic bone]

Yay! My first win on hyperdrive heroes!

[teal tangle]

Me when someone asks about my thoughts on chicken costumes in fall guys:

[pliant radish]

Banned

[vapid vault]

W

[novel dome]

Nice speedrun potential, bad decoration

[arctic bone]

Bro why is there 2 people only now-

HOLY

I WIN

[astral plover]

Chat anyone else think hex a gone is terrible?

[arctic bone]

Guys I got gold!

And at this moment when everything starting to get fuzzy...

[arctic bone]

cut it

Guys should I being afraid that I will losing points ever and ever again...

[livid grove]

[arctic bone]

I think let's just playing classic games hehe..

I'm nervous of losing points waa

[limpid mica]

bruh you have to get superstar or star

[arctic bone]

You can start losing points when u get gold

[limpid mica]

ik, but ranked isnt that difficult, and theres still like 40 days left, just slowly grind it out

[arctic bone]

I know dude

I just want to take a break from rank

[limpid mica]

alr then, whats next?

[pallid karma]

now who pinged 🧍‍♂️

[limpid mica]

nobody...

[pallid karma]

[arctic bone]

Duos rn

[limpid mica]

carrying a rando, or with a friend?

[arctic bone]

Rando

[limpid mica]

cr?

[arctic bone]

I have don't have any friends on fall guys lol

[arctic bone]

No

[limpid mica]

what, i mean the randoms crown rank

[spiral crag]

Please if anyone has any connections to the higher ups - get rid of trick or trapeze

[arctic bone]

Idk

[limpid mica]

its not that bad man 🙏

[spiral crag]

its awful. you get stuck sometimes. no chance to come back if you fall once. The lower parts is sometimes better then the higher ground. The shortcuts cant make you catch up with someone who runs it perfectly

[limpid mica]

do you double boost at the end or no? that really helps

[spiral crag]

I've made it to the end once because every time I've started in the back and had no chance to catch up

[limpid mica]

ok thats just the terrible spawn points fall guys put, its honestly just rng

[spiral crag]

its a bad finals

it shouldnt be rng based

[limpid mica]

fair, it could be better as a race

[limpid mica]

i mean fall mountain, and blast ball are kinda rng too, not much you can do if the game just launches you off with an obstacle, or blast ball. i agree that fall guys needs to fix those spawn points, to atleast even out the playing field

[spiral crag]

Fall Mountain you can sometimes make it if you have the big yeetus so I disagree. also Blast Ball it depends how you strategize. almost always Im in the final 3

[vapid vault]

No

[hollow kernel]

yeetus is slower unless you get a pixel perfect hit where you go straight to grabbing the crown

[spiral crag]

depends how long it takes you to get up to the top

[hollow kernel]

blast ball is more RNG too comparative to other rounds

[hollow kernel]

that makes no difference

how would the time it take you get to the top make an impact on wehter taking the yetus is worth it lmao

[spiral crag]

because the other obstacles are impacted by how much time it takes you to get up

and also timing for the crown

[hollow kernel]

yes, how does that impact wether taking the yeetus is worth it apart from 0.5 seconds max to wait for it to come back round lol
and no, when you talk about the pixel perfect timing you dont need to time the crown, i dont think you know what im talking about as you land on top of it

[spiral crag]

whatever this not worth my time discussing

[onyx iron]

vidoe game

[restive yacht]

Heya Los

[hollow kernel]

npc

search the dunning kruger effect

[trim peak]

i js uploaded my first vid!

[arctic bone]

Hey nice video!

[trim peak]

thank yuu

[worn raft]

3 Teams left in Squads... and Game gives us Volleyfall... well done Mediatonic once again.

[limpid mica]

HAHA

[leaden cypress]

I had that situation too. i guess one team just gets to watch lol

[limpid mica]

mediatonic has a lot of work to do bro, how is the algorithm so broken, it cant find a final for 3 squads 😭 🙏

[leaden cypress]

especially as they have finals that support 3 teams. they can give you blast ball, hex a gone, hex a terrestrial, jump showdown, kraken OR royal fumble

[limpid mica]

ok royal fumble is a crazy pull for 12 ppl-

[leaden cypress]

yeah it'd be a cluster but it is possible 😂

[limpid mica]

imagine your tm8 had the tail and you just hard grief the other teams, if would be such an easy win

[river plinth]

That was no troll post. Just like how the top two Star Wars movies being the Holiday Special and the Last Jedi is my genuine take 😡

[hazy crow]

did i mention how vaulting is the best thing to have ever happened to fall guys

[river plinth]

Figured that’d be the giveaway lol

[hazy crow]

you basically said "i'm done with the bit" 5 messages in

[river plinth]

I wasn’t gonna go on and on with it lol

Had to clue you in at some point.

[hazy crow]

well okay

thank you for coming clean so fast

[river plinth]

Also didn’t want people thinking that was my genuine take.

[gloomy beacon]

Hey where can I see what finals are in the anniversary mode?

[river plinth]

I didn’t necessarily mean to outright give it away, but figured it’d be fine if I did. Kind of wanted to see how far I could go with the garbage takes.

[hazy crow]

#🎮game-updates message

[hazy crow]

it was really unconventional but i thought you were serious

[gloomy beacon]

Thank you

[hazy crow]

until i saw multiple red flags

[river plinth]

🎣

[river plinth]

Fair enough. The goal initially was to make it fairly believable.

[honest geode]

I ma going to LA guys I am gonna fly on a C130

[chilly zinc]

capable squad

[trim peak]

yo

did they add the low gravity roll off today

its the first time ive gotten it

[keen orchid]

It was re-added with the 20.0 update

Only a 10% chance though

[lusty herald]

Gold 2!

[keen orchid]

[lusty herald]

I'm gonna do my best to cruise through the Ranked this week.

Or later

[trim peak]

griefed some teamers in slime climb

thats why slime climb is the goat

[light crest]

you lost me at the last jedi

[rancid parcel]

@light crest how do we play with friends

is it like we can only invite the xbox friends]\

[light crest]

You gotta open the "epic games friends" menu search up who you want to add, then invite to your party to play with them"

And it should just be the pause button if you play xbox

[rancid parcel]

oh cant we play ranked knockout with friends

?

[light crest]

no ranked doesn't allow party queuing

[rancid parcel]

accha

[light crest]

it's the only mode besides a LTM called finals marathon that doesn't allow party queuing

[rancid parcel]

what rank u at?@light crest

[light crest]

haven't played ranked this season yet

however I can consistently reach superstar if that's what you're asking

[rancid parcel]

i was thinking maybe we could play sometimes if you'd like

[light crest]

hmm alright

[rancid parcel]

@light crest higher rank players usually reject beginnersthats why

[rancid parcel]

great whats your username

[light crest]

ehh I just play with others if I feel like it, I personally don't really care about their rank

[light crest]

bulletkin-

[rancid parcel]

ok i'll send req

[light crest]

I'll accept it whenever I get online

also what's your ign

nvm I checked your profile

[rancid parcel]

OK its wildmathhead though

[warped birch]

hi beans

[trim peak]

ibaii

[river plinth]

What they did with Luke was the highlight of the movie for me.

[raven void]

HIIII

[gloomy beacon]

Guys is it just me or is anniversary mod really taking long to make a full lobby?

[warped birch]

It depends on the region you are in

[thorn epoch]

[warped birch]

A CR 78 lost to me in hex a ring being rank 58 and at the end he gave me the too bad emoticon 😭🥀

[wraith lark]

hello chat

LESS GOO I WON ON LOST TEMPLE

and a full gold on ranked!

[warped birch]

I hope to be able to increase my winrate to 40% today.

[wraith lark]

and first on lily leapers!

chat am i goated at the game

[raven heart]

let's go!!! i won 10 out of 10 in anniversary today!!

last game was very close in castle siege

[warped birch]

congrats!

[raven heart]

thanks! ❤️

[torpid idol]

How do you see this

[light crest]

He's using an external program called Fall Guys Stats

[calm lion]

hi chat

[light crest]

nuh uh

[small walrus]

What channel should I go to if I want to try find a squad to complete 5 wins for anniversary

[warped birch]

#squads-lfg

[small walrus]

Thx 🙏 I posted there now. What now? Will people reply in thread or DM?

[thorn epoch]

probably dm

[warped birch]

I can help you in squads when you get 2 other people

[small walrus]

Good to know. Will write there I need 2 more

@cloud mortar awesome. Need 1 more

[warped birch]

zJhoi is my nick

add me

[small walrus]

I'm on Nintendo switch. It's not easy for me to add

[cloud mortar]

Rowdy_nyc

[small walrus]

Can you add me?

[warped birch]

sure

nick?

[small walrus]

Big Cuddly Sloth

[warped birch]

you invited

So, which mode do you need to win?

[small walrus]

Squad classic

[warped birch]

alr

[cloud mortar]

I'm inviting one more

[warped birch]

ok

give me your name