fall-guys-chat

[cyan marsh]

There we go

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-20834117

Since when could yeeted breath fire?

[light crest]

I hate how much freezy peak edges you into thinking you can just speed past the boxing gloves before it eviscerates you straight up

[cyan marsh]

Since Always. Just Never had a Reason to

[severe garden]

Yeeted not having a 5 year anniversary barge?

[astral plover]

Oh, I see

[cyan marsh]

Can't Make Anymore Barges due to the Small Space Camera, Unfortunately

[severe garden]

[opal bobcat]

I just faced a discord moderator

A fall guys discord moderator

[light crest]

Which one

[limpid mica]

ok-

[opal bobcat]

Link the chicken

[light crest]

oh

[limpid mica]

lets go i got my name

[astral plover]

Sad. The RJB ones showed

[opal bobcat]

I lost because kraken slam and all 4 went up and idk how to do the kraken trick

[limpid mica]

[light crest]

just got a new track attack pb

[limpid mica]

time?

[light crest]

no clue

[limpid mica]

then how do you know its a pb-

[light crest]

assumption

[limpid mica]

😭

[astral plover]

No you didn’t

[light crest]

oh ok mb

[opal bobcat]

Idk how to install things that record your time bc I an ob xbox

[astral plover]

😼

[opal bobcat]

I accidentally killed my brother on FG

[pliant radish]

I won on hyperdrive

[astral plover]

Funny

[opal bobcat]

I won on sum fruit

[astral plover]

Wait, was it in ranked?

[pliant radish]

I had to be a little toxic for the last bean

[light crest]

The earliest I've won in 5ap was hoverboard

[opal bobcat]

That was me no joke

[light crest]

I've almost won r1 3 bar jump club too

[opal bobcat]

I was the full black bean 😭

[pliant radish]

Oh oof rip sorry I saw the opportunity to win early

[light crest]

please don't be boring like most people

Make an actual creative combo

[astral plover]

5ap? Isn’t it just called ap?

[opal bobcat]

I'm a casual player I don't do kraken trick

[opal bobcat]

I like it

[light crest]

I call it 5ap

[astral plover]

I know my one is boring. You saw it

[astral plover]

I see

[pliant radish]

I don’t either?

[light crest]

So does 99% of other players

It's boring

[opal bobcat]

I had a FG toy and it was the Mallard
So I went Mallard X Bottom golden witch

That feeling when a mod was being toxic to you in FG

[astral plover]

Eww, pine climb 🕊️ 🥀

[lean mortar]

dang, almost won an anniversary show on round 1 because of 3-pronged Jump Club
only 3 survived

[light crest]

WHY ROLLER DERBY

LITERALLY WHY

[opal bobcat]

I need my unity levels back

[astral plover]

Say why do people what pine climb back in ranked again?

[cyan marsh]

They've Unvaulted Quite a Lot of Unity Rounds

[astral plover]

In fact there’s only 5 that can appear in core shows

[pliant radish]

Because it’s just a round where you quite literally have to have a chicken hammer off and it’s short

[astral plover]

I’m genuinely so sorry to hear that

[light crest]

BRO WHAT THE WRECKING BALL HIT THE BALL I WAS STANDING ON

THERE WAS LITERALLY NOTHING I COULD DO WHAT THE HELL

[astral plover]

That happens to me all the time

[opal bobcat]

I need seasons and unity levels back
I also want block party unvaulted because its fire
And 60 players

[light crest]

no I'm gonna crash out

I've been scammed out of 24 crowns now from roller derby alone

get this trash out of 5ap

[opal bobcat]

I only realized arches was gone from crown ranks

[astral plover]

Might make a thread in #1270029865633972274 about removing creative finals from ap just to be evil

[light crest]

Do it

[opal bobcat]

I can't believe I found a mod in FG

[astral plover]

Fine

[light crest]

represent the community

[opal bobcat]

And they killed me
I'm honoured but offended

[cyan marsh]

No? That should be Crown Rank 51

[light crest]

and I got ping diffed out of a gold hoop in hoopsie

[opal bobcat]

I checked and it ain't there?

Weird

[light crest]

recheck

[opal bobcat]

I'm in a round

Give me a few minutes

[opal bobcat]

It skipped to Jolly bean for me
Also when are image perms

[light crest]

That amount of show bucks...

[astral plover]

Chat who here is happy that the crown upper came back?

[opal bobcat]

I've spent £50 on fg

[cyan marsh]

You need to Earn the Active Role to have Image Perms, which you can get by being Active.
In the meantime, you can send FG Related Images and Videos in #fall-guys-captures, and other types of Images and Videos in #off-topic-media

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-jammins-6-7-height-67-height-69-6-7-lyrics-gif-14113716989433692763

[light crest]

I'm sorry to hear that

[opal bobcat]

In 2022

[light crest]

oh

[opal bobcat]

I was 11 then

Now I order MLP card an mcdonalds at 3am an play FG

[astral plover]

Bro we don’t like rotate and eliminate

[light crest]

vro rides flying cars to school

[severe garden]

[light crest]

yes we do

[astral plover]

Well I’m so sorry to hear that

[opal bobcat]

And they killed me in kraken slam

[light crest]

what mode was it

[severe garden]

I was watching them get you in Hyperdrive lol

[opal bobcat]

Classic solo

[pliant radish]

I never killed anyone in kraken lol

[light crest]

oh

[pliant radish]

Hyperdrive on the other hand

Oh wait

[opal bobcat]

I JUST FELL OFF AND DIDN'T TOUCH NY CONTROLLER

[pliant radish]

Yeah I did lol

[light crest]

I was wondering because I've been playing for over 12 hours straight and haven't gotten a single kraken

[opal bobcat]

..
You grabbed me off

[pliant radish]

I got grabbed first so it was fair game

[severe garden]

I have a qualify in 60 seconds or less in explore. wondering how impossible this is going to be

[astral plover]

I’ll let you go this once since I won

[opal bobcat]

Tbh true
But Im a casual player

[light crest]

I mean so is he

[astral plover]

That’s so me but with roll off instead

[opal bobcat]

I have over 500 crowns
I dont have 5000

I play on Xbox
Not ps or pc

[light crest]

It's alright, not amazing but there's some good opportunities to grab, kill, and end the game early

[covert estuary]

Egg scramble score Blue 43 (us) red 1 yellow 2

[opal bobcat]

Lol

[astral plover]

Oh, I see

[opal bobcat]

How many crowns do you guys have

[astral plover]

Yellow beating red is crazy

[pliant radish]

I almost won on star chart

1 bean barely made it

[opal bobcat]

Lol

[pliant radish]

So is me

[light crest]

I mean tbh console doesn't affect much

[covert estuary]

controller on pc. no difference vs console

[severe garden]

I actually won a starchart a few days ago. With like 1 second left I was able to find the path

[light crest]

now this is where I got a disagree

[severe garden]

wish my capture card hard worked for it

[astral plover]

Wait bullet the wolf emoticon is in the shop should I get it.

[opal bobcat]

I don't have PC
Not spending £20

[light crest]

in comp the small differences between console physics and pc physics become very impactful

[pliant radish]

I almost had my first star chart win

[opal bobcat]

My friend ha starchart WR

[covert estuary]

youll have top explain the difference ive never played fg on console i meant in terms of movement.

[opal bobcat]

OMG HYPERDRIVE I LOVE THIS

[covert estuary]

gimme more krakenslam squads finals

[astral plover]

I see it’s a no

[light crest]

I'd kill for a single kraken slam

[severe garden]

the input lag playing on ps5 is drastically worse than on my low end gaming pc

[light crest]

What emoticon

[astral plover]

The wolf one

Like ha

[light crest]

how low end is it

[light crest]

Buy it now

[severe garden]

gtx 1650

[light crest]

It's one of my favorites

[astral plover]

Alright I will

[obsidian swan]

THANK YOU MEDIATONIC FOR MY SECOND CHANCE

[astral plover]

After this hex a gone (trash final)

[opal bobcat]

Hex a terrestrial is goated

[astral plover]

Hex a gone is trash

[opal bobcat]

5 ppl left

[opal bobcat]

My first win wa hex a gone

[astral plover]

I see

[cyan marsh]

7,262

[severe garden]

are crowns not double in explore?

[cyan marsh]

No, because Shards aren't Doubled

[opal bobcat]

I some how died by jumping
Even though I wa I the middle of hex a ring
N hole

[opal bobcat]

Jeez

[astral plover]

Almost at 7500.

Then you can get old dragon

Meanwhile I’m at 5954

[light crest]

no you aren't

[astral plover]

At least I’ll get farewell friend phrase soon

[light crest]

😼

[astral plover]

Chat I brought ha emoticon

[opal bobcat]

LINK STO GETTING IN MY GAME

THE SECOND TIME

[warped birch]

what

[opal bobcat]

LINK
HALT YOURSELF FROM GETTING IN MY GAME

THE SECOND TIME

The first time wa so nice he had to do it twice

[light crest]

W

Also I'm actually gonna crash out

literally why does pier pressure end in a chicken fight

it's like whenever they have no ideas left they just always resort to "epic chicken fight" (completely luck based power up mid off)

[opal bobcat]

How did I slip

Imm crashout if link gets in my game AGAIN

[light crest]

What servers are you even playing on

[opal bobcat]

Europe

It's 5:07 AM

[light crest]

I surprisingly haven't run into anyone I know in forever

[severe garden]

Link is on Europe?

[opal bobcat]

Yh

[light crest]

I thought link was us west

[opal bobcat]

Ive never played on US west

[pliant radish]

Well you’re on west lol

[opal bobcat]

Link STOP sniping me

[light crest]

Either he's server hopping or the game changed you to a different server while you were queuing because it couldn't find a match (or vice versa)

[opal bobcat]

I don't wanna be in 1v1 vs A FG DISCORD MOD

[light crest]

you could just leave if you see him in game

[pliant radish]

I literally not trying to

[light crest]

you'd save yourself a lengthy defeat

[pliant radish]

The game definitely swapped to west for you

[opal bobcat]

IK

Idc I want crowns

[opal bobcat]

Weird
Luckily I'm not in your game
Yet...

[covert estuary]

a good haul in squads. 22 games 17 wins streak of 13. season pass flying by

[light crest]

It'd be sick if they extended the double crown length

I know it's asking for a lot but it'd make for a good grind week

[opal bobcat]

Has anyone got ful gold on anniversary

[light crest]

Yes, I have several times today

[pliant radish]

Last year yeah

[limpid mica]

nah prob not

[light crest]

yeah it's definitely not gonna happen but I can hope at least

[limpid mica]

the 2x crowns should be over at abt 4am

so gl to you ig

[light crest]

oh

[opal bobcat]

Fall guys should make ranked classic solo

[cyan marsh]

Double Crowns will be Active until <t:1754388000:f>

[light crest]

epic

how do we know this

[cyan marsh]

The #🔔news-and-updates Post Mentions that it'll Only be for the 4th, so It'll only be Available for 24 Hours

[light crest]

Oh

[warped birch]

put x2 in crowns along with the lily leapers only mode

[light crest]

@whole adder I was hoping it wouldn't have to end like that

[proud violet]

ty, was wondering

[whole adder]

I can’t win any Volleyfalls today man every single one I’ve played I lost

GGs though, was cool seeing someone I recognized!

[cyan marsh]

[whole adder]

I like your strategy that time, I’ll have to remember that for the future

[light crest]

dw me too, I've lost every other volleyfall too lol

[light crest]

yeah it's pretty effective, I just stand directly under the ball facing forward then smack it to the side after

[whole adder]

Well hey, now you get a volleyfall win!

[whole adder]

That’s smart especially with how close to the net it gets, I had no idea what was happening those first two points

I thought they had gone close enough to where I could smack it back right away

[light crest]

And I lost to royal fumble

[light crest]

Oh yeah, you've gotta try it sometime lol

[whole adder]

I will, it sounds so fun

[whole adder]

[opal bobcat]

I'm back

[severe garden]

Hi back, I'm wolf

Getting the tie on Fall Moutain with fellow mod @pliant radish

[tired fern]

I'm gonna miss 2x crowns...

[light crest]

I just got a clean run on slime climb

[severe garden]

how hard is it to learn that flipper trick thing?

[tired fern]

Nice!

[novel dome]

Second time I lose a Ranked match for that damn rhino on Stomping Ground that has no cooldown between each charge

[novel dome]

Once you understand how it works, it's pretty easy to do

[lost hull]

Toke me a while to find out this is back now

[pliant radish]

[severe garden]

the funny part was you being annoyed at the loading screen we got a final we couldn't time out

[pliant radish]

Lmao

Yeah

[severe garden]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-revenge-of-the-rots-not-if-anything-to-say-about-it-i-have-gif-25511167

[light crest]

I really wish that last part wasn't there

[warped birch]

nice run

[light crest]

thanks

[warped birch]

enough for today 😖

[severe garden]

oh wow, didn't know you could do the first jump

knew about all the moving platform jumps, but didn't realize you could clear that opening jump

[warped birch]

1452/3039 👌

[light crest]

Yeah, it's pretty much the same as the bouncer skip but without bodyblocking

[zenith hearth]

anyone need one?

[lilac valley]

i need seven

[zenith hearth]

ive never played looking for my first win

[lilac valley]

[light crest]

BANDER

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

[lilac valley]

idk

[light crest]

you missed all of chat's mid offs

[lilac valley]

this server has those all the time

[light crest]

fair

[severe garden]

had a great anniversary. got superstar, lots of good wins, that timeout with Link on Mountain, but most importantly I did not get Trick or Trapeze once today.

[zenith hearth]

anyone wanna play?

[lilac valley]

i also wanted to celebrate another thing

[eternal bay]

Looking for people to play with? Check out ⁠#squads-lfg or ⁠#customs-lfg and be sure to check out #how-to-lfg to learn how to use the VC bot! Please keep LFG requests in these channels only.

[lilac valley]

birthday crown no longer being a rare legacy cosmetic

[light crest]

frfr

and I got one of my favorite cosmetics today so we rejoice in joy while the gatekeepers weep

[lilac valley]

i got it on all my alts just to drive the knife deeper

[light crest]

me too

[severe garden]

is it only available today?

[lilac valley]

leaves august 12th

[novel dome]

One week

[severe garden]

I'd have to charge my Switch and update the game to get it on my Switch alt

[zenith hearth]

sorry

[severe garden]

I don't think I've played with the alt account in over two years

[lilac valley]

i need to get on and finish the pass

[severe garden]

I have a ways to go. Only on level 43ish

[lilac valley]

i think i have 4 tiers left

then i can stop playing until the next month or so

and the cycle starts again

[severe garden]

I might make a push for the final crown rank. I'm enjoying the game a lot again, and all it took was literally taking off over a year from it

[light crest]

and another 5ap win on roll off

I was so close to a full gold again but lost first place in cosmic highway by like a millisecond

[light crest]

Fym finish the pass

I'm like level 20

[lilac valley]

admitting that in chat is crazy 🥀

[light crest]

I mean tbf I was level 1 a few hours ago but still

[lilac valley]

not the excuses on top of that vro

[light crest]

admitting to finishing the pass this early is crazier

[severe garden]

Are the gold names still tier skippers at this point or just people who play 24/7?

[light crest]

vro I just got back from vacation

[light crest]

24/7

[lilac valley]

maybe both

but i haven't even played that much

[light crest]

If bander is almost done then that says a lot

[lilac valley]

Tier 20 speaks louder 🗣️

[light crest]

vro you're allergic to grass

I'm not 🥀

[lilac valley]

it's not that deep vro

just play the game

[light crest]

no

I don't like mid

anyways bander you should host more customs sometime

[lilac valley]

you cant be 20, pipe up, and play the mid card

[light crest]

yes I can and just did

[lilac valley]

that strat is self destructing

[light crest]

I will proceed to do it again

[lilac valley]

i haven't worked on any levels vro

i haven't played this mid ass game in forever

[light crest]

vro I thought you were stocking up

[lilac valley]

ew no

back of the fridge game

i was getting back into other and more interesting things

renovating my room was better than thin ice final again

[light crest]

No you weren't

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-opinion-opinion-inside-your-house-mic-up-gif-23941903

[light crest]

come out of hiding vro

[lilac valley]

nah im good

[light crest]

I know you're in the closet

you can come out of the closet dw

[lilac valley]

i cant follow in your footsteps, i have to walk my own path vro

[light crest]

damn that was a good comeback ngl

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/flip-cyanideand-happiness-gif-5145603

[light crest]

vault stomping ground it's so ass

[bright delta]

just dodge

[astral plover]

When I found out about that, I crashed out so much

[light crest]

yeah that's easy to do until the rhino retargets with no cooldown or warning and immediately gets you killed

there's STILL the bugged rhino in sg

[astral plover]

So gyatt you mean

[light crest]

never say that again

[astral plover]

no

[astral plover]

Let me guess. It’s to do with that rhino on the right going extra fast

[bright delta]

idk personally I just dodge those

[light crest]

dawg I had no time to react it was right by me

[bright delta]

yeah

[astral plover]

Sorry but because of your absence, I agree with bullet now

[bright delta]

diving works pretty well for me

[light crest]

I did dive

[bright delta]

were you near an edge

[light crest]

It wasn't locked onto me is the problem

[light crest]

Yes

[bright delta]

well there's your problem

[astral plover]

Bro, I don’t want hex a t mid, I want roll off

[bright delta]

i wouldn't reccomend doing that

[light crest]

I had no choice

[bright delta]

you always have a choice

✨

[light crest]

The rhinos were going crazy in the middle so I went to near the edge and then a rhino targeted someone next to me and then it immediately retargeted to me while it was by me

[lilac valley]

vro serving up yappy meals like its rush hour

[bright delta]

I'm constantly repositioning based on where they are and which way they're facing regardless of if they target me

the problems generally only arise if you stand where the rhinos are going

[astral plover]

Nvm, I won with a cool grab

Smh I see you lurking yeeted

[severe garden]

Spamming jump still seems to work for me with Stomping

[light crest]

that's what I do

[bright delta]

i just walk
also helps to know the distance they actually start charging you at to bait them

[astral plover]

Same. I believe it tricks the rhino ai into not targeting you

[severe garden]

for the most part I don't have issues with that round, although every so often I'll still get completely destroyed

its usually just because too many people are around and I can't get any separation

[lilac valley]

i knew bullet was out of practice but damn

[astral plover]

That’s because it is

[light crest]

That was one sentence btw

[teal tangle]

Imagine struggling with stompin ground in 2025

[lilac valley]

spam jumping messes with the rhinos path finding obviously

[teal tangle]

Couldn't be me!

[light crest]

what

[astral plover]

🅱️Andre actually spiting facts

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-butt-gif-4868711229372494252

[light crest]

I'm deleting this application

[astral plover]

Oh come on. Why roller derby

[lilac valley]

no youre not sit down

[light crest]

ok

[lilac valley]

the food has arrived

[light crest]

what's for dinner

[lilac valley]

[light crest]

say less

[lilac valley]

[severe garden]

[lilac valley]

might just be me but i'd go for burger king fries more than wendys

3 more tiers i cant wait to finish damn

[light crest]

what

[plain shadow]

Honestly they really should’ve fixed that

[light crest]

how could you say that bander

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-butt-gif-4868711229372494252

[astral plover]

I hate the pendulums. LIKE WHY CAN THEY MAKE THE BALLS MOVE!?!.

[astral plover]

Job application?

[lilac valley]

with my keyboard, Einstein

i can also use the keypad on my phone to say these things

[astral plover]

Wait 🅱️ander why does your pfp look like your a sigma

[lilac valley]

that's like saying why is the sky blue

[astral plover]

I’ve lost so many roller derby’s because of ts

[lilac valley]

roller mid

[astral plover]

Vro it’s literally different

[astral plover]

Roller trash more like it

[lilac valley]

if they need to make creative finals they should be playable

[light crest]

wow that unvaulted hyperdrive variant is stressful man

[novel dome]

I lost on Pier Pressure because the game didn't load the chicken power-up on my screen so I didn't get any and the other player did...

[teal tangle]

Oh I thought this was actually link and I was gonna say I had kfc 2 days ago

Actually it wasn't 2 days ago

[gray current]

Hi beanie beans

[lilac valley]

so now you aren't going to say you had kfc then?

you really just pulling the rug under chat

over Kentucky fried chicken fr

[cyan marsh]

Hey Bored! Hope you're well!

[astral plover]

Erm actually it’s the original ending that came back

[teal tangle]

@pliant radish i had chicken 2 days ago for dinner and kfc 3 days ago

[astral plover]

Also my dog has chicken every day

[teal tangle]

W

[gray current]

Hi kurti
Im bored of course hbu

[astral plover]

Why trash mountain?

[light crest]

And I won on pier pressure

[gray current]

A mountain filled with trash on fall bean game?!

[astral plover]

Nvm I won

[light crest]

I haven't gotten fm in months what

[astral plover]

Vro we all know why you haven’t

[light crest]

I officially got 100+ crowns today

[astral plover]

Oh W

I’ve gotten like, a bit

Maybe 40

[light crest]

now it's time to rethink my life choices (continue to grind)

[bright delta]

i got 2 or 3 probably
because I played 2 rounds of explore and one game of knockout to get all my dailies done and that was it

[cyan marsh]

Expected to Hear!
I'm doing Good. Just Chilling and Playing FG with Laz while I Moderate her Stream. Thank you!

[astral plover]

lol that’s a lot of multitasking

[lilac valley]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-pig-dancing-jamming-vibing-gif-22084798

[astral plover]

Smh bring back cool house gif

[lilac valley]

no

not after you just admitted to chat your inept grasp of spongebob lore

[astral plover]

That’s it I’m saying the forbidden word

Job

[plain shadow]

But i already have a job

[astral plover]

PEAK. SS2 VARIANT

[light crest]

lobbies are definitely reaching their peak around this time

[outer shoal]

naw why is the birthday crown 10 kudo my perfect x000 count is gone

[lilac valley]

not in solos

[lilac valley]

lmaooo

[astral plover]

Sad

[light crest]

I mean if you play a single match then it'll go anyways so

[outer shoal]

true

[astral plover]

I fumbled so hard

[lilac valley]

you say that like its new to you

[astral plover]

It is

I fumbled even harder this time

[light crest]

also out of curiosity, what's your favorite pokemon?

[outer shoal]

i don't think you have to ask that question lol

[light crest]

I think it's pikachu

[lilac valley]

Overqwil shiny form tho

[astral plover]

Okay can we get roll call back?

[lilac valley]

no

[astral plover]

“No” is not an answer

[lilac valley]

no

[astral plover]

Stop being a hater to me and bullet 🅱️ander

[pliant radish]

[lilac valley]

no

[light crest]

ok

[lilac valley]

im not even hating on bullet but

[astral plover]

On

[lilac valley]

i should consider

[light crest]

ok

[lilac valley]

main character battles are always a hit

[light crest]

there's no side characters in chat tho

[astral plover]

Why did I legit think that said bullet bill?

[lilac valley]

not like that time you tried to 1v2 us RFL

[astral plover]

Alright let’s do that again

On chonkerts chonky challenge as well

[plain shadow]

Bullet, I’m afraid you might be the side character

[lilac valley]

why

[astral plover]

Sad, I got temu jump showdown

[lilac valley]

like idk if there was a gas leak at your house last time and you thought you could pull it off but

[astral plover]

Because I want revenge

[light crest]

maybe in your dreams

[lilac valley]

i remember how it went

[light crest]

however in reality me and bander are indeed the main cast

[astral plover]

And chocked it as well

[lilac valley]

you chocked

[astral plover]

Yes at temu jump showdown

[plain shadow]

My dreams are usually Dejavu in the future

[lilac valley]

why would you even admit that in chat

my dreams and blurring with reality and i should get diagnosed probably

i cant tell whats real anymore

[light crest]

real

my dreams are very epic

[astral plover]

Not as bad as bullet busting something

[light crest]

I beg your pardon

[astral plover]

I’ll show you it

[plain shadow]

job

[lilac valley]

NO

[light crest]

AHHH

[lilac valley]

oh you meant that word

[plain shadow]

8-12 hours

[lilac valley]

i thought you were going to make him bust differently

[astral plover]

@lilac valley here it is

[light crest]

NOOOOOO

[plain shadow]

No overtime pay

[lilac valley]

oh my god

[light crest]

STOP

speaking of no overtime

[lilac valley]

who typed that in their "username" bar and thought that was ok

i feel violated having read that

[light crest]

Me too

[lilac valley]

but also thats the kinda thing i name my alts

[severe garden]

wait, are the balls on slimeball not instant kills?

I timed out the round with a player who was just moving thru them like they were nothing

[lilac valley]

that sounds like either severe desync or the work of a client

cause not only are they insta kill, but theyre more accurate

[astral plover]

Well back to lurking (for now)

[severe garden]

okay, something definitely up with them then

[lilac valley]

thats concerning if it is a client

cause i cant spam invis slime on my levels or hackers

[plain shadow]

I know their used to be a exploit that allows you to goes through things if your connection was low enough

But i’m pretty sure that been patched out

[severe garden]

I was playing off server since I was still setup to stream snipe Link, but still weird

they weren't even moving around, they were just standing there letting the balls phase thru them

[lilac valley]

for sure cheats

almost everyone died in slimescraper and now the rest of 4AP is just me and these 4 guys

[light crest]

5ap*

[severe garden]

my next question is why be a loser and cheat on knockout lmao, anniversary would be such a better option

[lilac valley]

why cheat in fall guys in 2025

who is that even for

like that's not just sad, it's actually pointless

[plain shadow]

I would say for crowns, but it also like 2025

[lilac valley]

exactly

[severe garden]

yeah, I don't get it

[light crest]

you can't cheat to make yourself immortal to slime since slime is server sided

[severe garden]

it was CR32 also

maybe it was just really bad desync. oh well

[light crest]

It was probably just desync

[plain shadow]

Bad servers are never gonna go away

That the charm of fall guys

[lilac valley]

the fact that it made it to 5 years is insane

[astral plover]

Some sad person

[lilac valley]

way past the expiration date

[pliant radish]

Soup

[shadow jay]

wouldn't avatar saving be cool if it was in the game

[lilac valley]

we waiting 4 years minimum for that to drop

[light crest]

no

[astral plover]

Okay of course I come back and chat is dead

[light crest]

chat I'd dead?

[astral plover]

You know what I meant smh

[light crest]

do I really tho

[astral plover]

Probably not since 🅱️ander apparently “brainwashed” you

[astral plover]

According to you know who

[astral plover]

For what. Eggs?

Or ham

[astral plover]

Me when I have to do the S word that us sweats don’t like

[light crest]

@lilac valley you seeing ts

[thorn stream]

you mean shower?

[astral plover]

Ahhh! That’s scarier than j*b!

[severe garden]

Between a loading screen and my lobby timing out treetop I legit forgot I was playing the game

[light crest]

real

[severe garden]

this lobby is mostly cr1s who are actually cr 1

[light crest]

why is there a bee reaction

[astral plover]

Couldn’t find another e

[thorn stream]

job?

[astral plover]

Yeah

[severe garden]

Went 9 out of 10 this past session in knockout... my only loss... a stomping grounds

it was deserved

[light crest]

yeemailtfgjellybeanbeed

[astral plover]

Smh vro this isn’t a yt shorts comment section 🥀

[light crest]

yes it is

[severe garden]

30 crowns today. Didn't even bother with Anniversary

[astral plover]

Where’s your proof

[light crest]

I've gotten suied in 5ap 5 times now

[astral plover]

Sad.

[severe garden]

what mode are you even getting roll off

[astral plover]

Wait chat why am I craving sushi?

[astral plover]

I’m doing knockout

But that’s because I want the knockout exclusive variants

If you just want roll off then I would try solos

Another lt win where the path was completely dumb

[severe garden]

Loving knockout mode. Don’t like every creative round, but it really feels like playing legacy main show again

[astral plover]

Same honestly. Plus it makes knockout feel like the main show for the first time ever

[pliant radish]

Man me is very tired

[plain shadow]

go sleep

[pliant radish]

Allergies are also bothering me

[astral plover]

Only 2 hours and 40 minutes left of double crowns

[pliant radish]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[plain shadow]

Caring about crowns in 2025
Smh, couldn’t be me

[astral plover]

Lmao

[severe garden]

After the Superstar rewards, I need like 300ish to get the final (for now) Crown Rank

But still not sure I care.

[pliant radish]

I don’t

I didn’t care for marb

[severe garden]

Once I finish the pass I’ll probably take a break until double fame starts for all those free shards

[pliant radish]

No you won’t

[severe garden]

Yeah actually

I’ll probably take another full year off

[pliant radish]

[severe garden]

The pass is like 70 levels, right?

[pliant radish]

Yes

[sinful mulch]

@cyan marsh how good on a scale of 1-10 would you say you are, so i know if i should leave lol

[severe garden]

Should be able to finish that up in a week or two I think

RYB is pretty good lol

[pliant radish]

Still thing earlier today was funny

[severe garden]

Yeah, I had fun. Thanks for the games!

[astral plover]

Indeed. He beat the guy with the most amount of crowns once

[pliant radish]

[cyan marsh]

I'd Say like 8

[severe garden]

I think everyone has beat them. When you play 22 hours a day you are going to lose eventually

[sinful mulch]

yeah i might be cooked

[astral plover]

IMO probably a 9 since you knew how to get double speed at the first speed arch on trick or trapeze

[astral plover]

That’s true

[cyan marsh]

I'm also Playing in a Party rn

[astral plover]

Which looked extremely helpful since you went flying

[severe garden]

Not even sure how you’d determine ‘best player.’ at this point. Crowns is skill for sure, but it’s also a huge amount of time played.

[astral plover]

That’s honestly true

[pliant radish]

Gotta love Cr 80s getting our first round somehow

[severe garden]

Back in legacy I remember being terrified of anyone gold wolf or higher. Especially in season 3 and 4, you knew they were insane.

[pliant radish]

Same

Now it’s just a joke

[severe garden]

Not to diminish anyone currently grinding, but it all just makes me that much more impressed with Kawai and people like Sparkcity. Back when each win was like 12-15 minutes

[sinful mulch]

How did you get eliminated

I thought you were an 8

[arctic bone]

[cyan marsh]

Kept getting Hit by the Fruit at the First Low Gravity Section

[sinful mulch]

there was a noob so you couldve made it

[light crest]

vro even 10s make mistakes

[severe garden]

or get unlucky

[arctic bone]

real

[light crest]

You make it sound like if you're good at the game then it's physically impossible to lose in a dumb way

[severe garden]

yeeted

[pliant radish]

I need the pillow

[arctic bone]

I have one

[viscid parcel]

CASEOH MENTIONED

[light crest]

anyways I just won a decently sweaty ring in 5ap

[cyan marsh]

Yeah, I just Got Hit by the Fruit Cannons Many Times in the Low Grav Section of Skyline Stumble

[frosty wharf]

Ofc

[severe garden]

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-friend-the-simpsons-flanders-pillow-gif-6100488

[arctic bone]

[cyan marsh]

[astral plover]

I’ve experienced that many times before

[cyan marsh]

no way fg x caseoh collab

[severe garden]

Skyline Stumbles beginning scares me more than anything in Xtreme mode

[astral plover]

Actually the bean ball should be a decoration in creative as well (along with sushi)

[light crest]

anyways I'm pretty satisfied with that jump even if it wasn't that far

[sinful mulch]

honestly im glad you got eliminated, cus now i actually have a chance on kbm

[frosty wharf]

💀

[shell crow]

Crazy

[arctic bone]

.

[severe garden]

They need to win now, after talking all that talk

[cyan marsh]

Fr, that's more Do or Die than all of X-Treme

[astral plover]

What?

[severe garden]

[light crest]

what mode are you guys even playing

[cyan marsh]

gl bombs

[frosty wharf]

Imagine, cant relate

[pliant radish]

Like that I got new shoes and that they look very similar to my old ones and on sale

[astral plover]

I’m chilling rn but knockout soon

[cyan marsh]

Anniversary Party

[arctic bone]

Ranked

[light crest]

oh

[pliant radish]

Bed

[light crest]

I personally believe that they shouldn't even allow parties in 5ap

[pliant radish]

I wanted Rock band but I got too tired

[astral plover]

I want to get one more win before double crowns end so I can be at an even 5970 crowns

[opal bobcat]

Trying to have a peaceful fal guys session
Sees @pliant radish

[astral plover]

Hold up that’s so true

[pliant radish]

Glad I got pinged for that

[opal bobcat]

Sorry

[plain shadow]

Does he not know link isn’t really a sweat

[pliant radish]

Then pinged for the reply

[plain shadow]

Like none of the staff are

[pliant radish]

Apparently no

[opal bobcat]

Sorry

[pliant radish]

Other than maybe ioh

[light crest]

lol

[severe garden]

Moose

Ioh

Rick.

[plain shadow]

Like 2 staff are

[pliant radish]

Ioh for sure

[severe garden]

Sometimes me. Plenty of competitive players.

[plain shadow]

Yeah but like full time sweat

[opal bobcat]

How much do you have
I have 850

[pliant radish]

Full time definitely ioh

[grizzled latch]

Currently Knockout

Because for some reason Mediatonic decided to make old variations exclusive to this mode

[severe garden]

Trick or Trapeze time. This guy better win

[pliant radish]

L final

[opal bobcat]

Bring back SS2 VARIATIONS THEY ARE THE BEST

[astral plover]

Still miles better than roller derby

[pliant radish]

They probably will

[opal bobcat]

and unvault block party
I wanna see everyone die on the hard one

[cyan marsh]

They Brought Back some of them in this Update

[astral plover]

They brought back errr, one full one and two that are part of one’s this update

[pliant radish]

I mean new jump physics makes it easier

[opal bobcat]

I want tundra run
I want full tilt

[sinful mulch]

I won 8 crowns Lets gooo

[severe garden]

They actually did lol. Gg

[astral plover]

Lmao

[opal bobcat]

Tbh I never knew they changed them

[plain shadow]

The new physics made the game worse in my opinion
Less ragdolling broke a lot of things

[astral plover]

I believe it’s the full ss2 variant of roll off, gravity zone on leading light and blast balls on tail tag

[opal bobcat]

Me: playing kraken slam and dies to link the chicken
Me: searched up moderator tag
Joins this server

[severe garden]

I’ve grown to accept it, but I still like the original jump height better

[plain shadow]

Poor yeetus

[severe garden]

Link beat you in Kraken? I saw him kill you to win hyperdrive.

[plain shadow]

Went from being used a lot, to barley being used

[grizzled latch]

They started to do this with this update so maybe they'll keep up with the next update

[opal bobcat]

He didn't do that
He killed me in hex a ring an kraken slam

[grizzled latch]

And hi guys

[astral plover]

Hello! How are you going?

[severe garden]

Tonight?

[opal bobcat]

Yes

[light crest]

It's still usable as intended with a perfect dive, but often time isn't worth the risk

[grizzled latch]

Hi Mario, doing good so far today. Have 5 pages remaining to finish my memoire for school

Wby ?

[severe garden]

Me, definitely not checking a 2 hour vod to watch this lol

[cyan marsh]

Yeah, Pretty Sure those are the SS2 Variants that are Now Unvaulted

[opal bobcat]

Skegness

[astral plover]

Err, good to hear? (idk what to say lol) I’m doing good, thanks. Just found out there’s two other variants that came with this update that were unused.

[cyan marsh]

Hey Orstax! Hope you're well!

[opal bobcat]

Does anyone know what my pfp is
Il be shocked

[astral plover]

Hopefully more appear like wall guys funny one when it comes back

[cyan marsh]

Pretty Sure that the Lily Leapers Fan Variant and the Bubble Trouble Less Hammers Variants are the Ones that were Previously Unused

[grizzled latch]

The two blizzard fan variations of Lily Leapers and the easy variation of Starchart

Oh and the two rhino variation which was used only on stompin'ground standoff

[light crest]

My little pony?

[opal bobcat]

What type

[light crest]

Powerpuff girls?

[astral plover]

As well as that more tiles on the outside of snowball survival

[light crest]

oh I was right

[cyan marsh]

Equestrian Girls or Whatever it's Called

[opal bobcat]

Yh

[astral plover]

Wasn’t easy starchart in solos chill?

[opal bobcat]

3, 2, 1 space solos
Give

[light crest]

I know nothing about my little pony besides the art style

[grizzled latch]

I used to watch the 6 first seasons when i was kid

[cyan marsh]

Oh yeah, the Alternating Pattern around the Edge

[opal bobcat]

Do you think 529 crowns is good for a casual player

[light crest]

I'm actually gonna lose it if I get 5 rounds in only to die to stomping ground one more time

something is about to snap in half

[opal bobcat]

Probably your sanity

[light crest]

like this peanut since I'm too poor to break anything else

[hazy crow]

sure

[light crest]

yeah that's about it

[astral plover]

Don’t break the peanut!

[opal bobcat]

Does it even exist though

[light crest]

too late, I already snapped it and ate it

[opal bobcat]

I found a game called Mickey mouse peanuts

[astral plover]

What?

[hazy crow]

wuoh oh

[light crest]

no I lost it the moment I pressed install on this game

[astral plover]

Oh, okay

[light crest]

5ap is unironically so dead rn

[hazy crow]

now consider this
that peanut was the embodiment of mediatonic adding let's get kraken to customs today and you just destroyed it

[light crest]

It's taking several minutes to find a single match

[arctic bone]

How do u know

[light crest]

There's a whole bag next to me dw

[hazy crow]

no it was that SPECIFIC peanut

[astral plover]

Pair that variant with no breakable tiles in the middle and one snowball and you have a very easy snowball survival (tbh that should be the variant in ftue knockout)

[opal bobcat]

Dont ask

[grizzled latch]

I've noticed this ranked roundpool has a lot of survival rounds

[opal bobcat]

Every time I see a chicken
It gives me PTSD

[hazy crow]

some of which are wacky picks

[severe garden]

were you the one that tried to grab him and run up to him like 2 minutes straight on Kraken?

and then he killed you at the 4 minute flip, after you charged him again?

[light crest]

Are you watching a two hour vod to watch link kill someone in game

[astral plover]

Indeed, WE love stompin ground. 🗣️ 🗣️

[grizzled latch]

That's not what worries me the most

It's especially some of them will be easily end with 0 players eliminated and will potentially lead to a fallback hex-a-gone with more than 20 players

[light crest]

nuh uh

[opal bobcat]

I'm not good at the kraken trick

[hazy crow]

uh oh

[astral plover]

Ewww, partition to make rank fallback round be kraken

[severe garden]

if by watching a two hour vod, you mean skimming to find the only time link had kraken, then yes lol

[onyx iron]

fall gusy

what yall favorite color for birthday crowb

[light crest]

hardwire and infernal

[hazy crow]

beach ball

[severe garden]

you spent like 2 minutes straight trying to kill him when he was just minding his own business and trying to avoid you

[astral plover]

Lmao yeeted voted for both

[hazy crow]

he's indifferent

[light crest]

hardwire for black and glowing blue and infernal for black and glowing blue and you can make fire combos from there

[severe garden]

Like i can respect it, but don't act like he was toxic for murdering you

[opal bobcat]

I faced a crown ran 1 bean on volleyball

Destroyed them 9-0

[vapid vault]

Gm guys

[astral plover]

Oh, hello! How are you going?

[vapid vault]

Im good! Hbu?

[astral plover]

Indeed

[plain shadow]

You know what they say, “responsibility” for your own action

[severe garden]

<t:1754380860:t> for me, time for bed. Goodnight everyone

[astral plover]

Good to hear! I’m doing good, thanks.

[vapid vault]

Glad to hear!

[opal bobcat]

WDYM time for bed it's 9 O clock

[vapid vault]

Wait what?

[light crest]

but it's 6:07 AM

how could you possibly sleep now

[vapid vault]

Isn't am the morning one?

[astral plover]

Lmao good night! Sleep well!

[light crest]

Yes

[grizzled latch]

Me when timezones

[plain shadow]

He sleeping in every timezone

[lean mortar]

disconnects have gotten so bad ever since the start of this season/famepass/whatever :(

[astral plover]

Don’t worry guys wolf lives in every time zone

[grizzled latch]

I know it was a joke pls but don't throw me into the slime

[vapid vault]

Well its literally the same time here

[opal bobcat]

[light crest]

guys he originally said to throw him into the slime, get him

[grizzled latch]

NOOOO

[vapid vault]

H

[cyan marsh]

Gn Wolf! Have a good rest!

[grizzled latch]

Gn wolf

[astral plover]

What the H

[vapid vault]

Wait are you really going to sleep in 11 morning?

[severe garden]

bye

[astral plover]

It’s normal for me, he’s going to bed at 6 pm

Well chat, it’s crazy fg is 5 years old now

[vapid vault]

Gm i guess? Have a good sleep

Im very confused

[astral plover]

Lmao so true

[vapid vault]

I wonder who told about that

[astral plover]

Someone did

[cyan marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-h-grunkle-stan-gravity-falls-loodgack-gif-3680714721803571243

[vapid vault]

Bro fg is NOT 5 years old anymore 😭

[arctic bone]

What

[vapid vault]

Hes 5 and one day

[arctic bone]

Bro had one job

[hazy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-tenna-deltarune-chapter-3-gif-12082953415188549519

don't say anything else

[vapid vault]

I have no job smh

[arctic bone]

Then

[arctic bone]

J*b Application-

[light crest]

no way vro just admitted to being unemployed in a public chat in the big 25 🥀

[vapid vault]

Im gonna ask for q job

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-job-job-application-vexify-stan-twitter-job-gif-12858523709725444326

[arctic bone]

you should get a j words too

[vapid vault]

Hey mr bulletin, can job i have?

[light crest]

vro I'm empl*yed

[light crest]

no

[hazy crow]

also he's?

[arctic bone]

Cap

[light crest]

oh ok mb twin

[astral plover]

And they said something about it but I can’t remember

[arctic bone]

Oh anyway I'll still sending that to your front door

[light crest]

I've had enough of this tomfoolery

[lean mortar]

has anyone else been getting constant disconnects since the update?

[light crest]

how about YOU get a job

[arctic bone]

It's your problem:D

[light crest]

and shower

[vapid vault]

Whos the Shift Manager ?

[arctic bone]

Job ain't that scary

[astral plover]

Me

[arctic bone]

[vapid vault]

Brainwashed

[arctic bone]

Why would I being stinky all days-

[light crest]

no way I just died on hyperdrive because they made the ion thrusters have physics

Nah cuz genuinely wtf

[astral plover]

Smh I remember you saying 🅱️ander brainwashed bullet

[arctic bone]

[light crest]

Those literally never had physics before but when I landed on them now it bounced me off and got me killed because it didn't stop my momentum as per usual

this game is ass

[vapid vault]

I remember when ice was water

[arctic bone]

Bruh

[astral plover]

Game is gyatt even

[arctic bone]

[light crest]

[vapid vault]

I wonder how you didn't get muted for saying it, because i got muted 5 times for saying this word

[astral plover]

Job

[hazy crow]

why does THAT cross your boundaries

[arctic bone]

I'm angry

[vapid vault]

Im hungry

[astral plover]

And I found out the kraken sentence is banned as well

[vapid vault]

Lol

[arctic bone]

eat ts

[vapid vault]

I'm Hungary

[arctic bone]

Wait NOT THAT-

[vapid vault]

Lol

[arctic bone]

[vapid vault]

No leaks

[astral plover]

What? Stupid scam

[hazy crow]

banned instantly

[arctic bone]

eh

[astral plover]

https://tenor.com/view/onejob-gif-23973510

[vapid vault]

Smh the trash can got brainwashed

[light crest]

I nearly died of cringe

[hazy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-orange-cat-orange-cats-cat-weird-gif-17010424884748616697

at that

and not the low taper fade stuff

[light crest]

the low taper fade is NOT cringe

[light crest]

In fact it's still thriving on tiktok

[vapid vault]

Euuwww tiktok is trash

[hazy crow]

it is

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/betty-white-cheers-salute-shots-drinking-gif-2213666948687721228

[vapid vault]

Only YouTube

[light crest]

Not

[hazy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-called-aura-bruh-smell-stench-unfettered-ass-gif-12449823681038660625

[vapid vault]

Im sorry jane but i will have to agree with you

[hazy crow]

thank you

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/imagine-if-ninja-got-a-low-taper-fade-gif-6689246207579354609

[arctic bone]

"What happened guys? I'm blinded for a sec-" said PopularFloor5961

[vapid vault]

Sha ap

[light crest]

low taper fade hate shall NOT be tolerated

[hazy crow]

you're very puntable right about now

[astral plover]

Peak pier pressure timeout I had where I piggybacked the other guy

[arctic bone]

Job application

[hazy crow]

yayyy

[vapid vault]

You're talking about ninja?

[light crest]

but the meme is absolutely massive

[astral plover]

WHAT!? by who?

[arctic bone]

no one

[astral plover]

lol why are you two rivals?

[hazy crow]

no

[burnt galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354828032342233271/1400494965267763350/lil_goober.gif

ello chat

[hazy crow]

i just don't agree with most of the things they say

[astral plover]

Oh, I see

[hazy crow]

jello

[vapid vault]

Heya labrev

[astral plover]

Hello! How are you going?

[burnt galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jello-jiggle-wiggle-gelatin-jelly-gif-16481343

[burnt galleon]

what?!

[burnt galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/bop-cat-bopcat-dance-cat-dance-gif-15686290055165420547

[light crest]

I speak nothing but the truth

[cyan marsh]

ello Taz! Hope you're well!

[light crest]

and the low taper fade is an absolute knee slapper

[hazy crow]

i wasn't even talking about you that time

[empty cipher]

[vapid vault]

Bro is on a party with mr dd

[astral plover]

It’s a head slap as well

[cyan marsh]

[arctic bone]

Stop talking about low taper fade!!

[astral plover]

Dd?

[burnt galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-tenna-deltarune-chapter-3-dance-mr-ant-tenna-gif-14915524607096250471

[light crest]

Oh

[hazy crow]

said no one ever in the big and grand 2025

[vapid vault]

This ninja?

More like this ninja

[frosty wharf]

Hello chat

[hazy crow]

hellooo

[astral plover]

Hello! How are you going?

[vapid vault]

Heya Taz

[light crest]

no every time I see a low taper fade meme I deep chuckle and slap my belly before slapping my knee

[light crest]

Taz?

[frosty wharf]

Jane! Hiii, how are ya?

[vapid vault]

Laz

[cyan marsh]

Great to hear!

[frosty wharf]

Good good! Finished playing a good session of Fall Guys, how are you?

[hazy crow]

very good!! how about you lazma?

[cyan marsh]

Hey Laz! Hope you're well!

[astral plover]

Good to hear! I’m doing good, thanks. Just playing some fg

[hazy crow]

that's so le derp and le pingas

[burnt galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855907750495911936/1078053692168740894/F19361DF-E450-409E-B2CF-4DC8B933971D.gif

this is chat

[hazy crow]

i'm saving this gif

[frosty wharf]

Glad to see! I'm good so far, can't complain :)

[light crest]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-dies-of-cringe-gif-25132318

[frosty wharf]

Yeeted! Thanks again for the matches :>

[hazy crow]

that's what you sound like to me by the way

[frosty wharf]

Ayeee! Awesome :)

[astral plover]

Chat since when was I rich with kudos?

I have 23k now

[light crest]

but you're saying memes from like 10+ years ago

[hazy crow]

the riches have been flowing for a good while

[vapid vault]

I have 4456532167887653327272281819k

[astral plover]

Oh, I see

Actually, I need proof

[hazy crow]

the low taper fade meme makes me feel like i'm 40 years old

[light crest]

I almost thought I could see a T-Rex emerging from that message

[light crest]

maybe you are

[burnt galleon]

feel free

[light crest]

maybe double that age

https://tenor.com/view/grandma-selfie-photographer-failure-error-gif-5841332344763791640

[vapid vault]

Maybe you too buddy

[light crest]

no

I am NOT unc

[vapid vault]

Maybe triple that age

[hazy crow]

you are

[vapid vault]

Uncle John is that you?

[astral plover]

Who’s buddy?