Please
#Crunch’s super awesome aus!!
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slender hazel
☹️
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jFdENv/ stingray iru
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No monkey Iruma
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fun fact i have an irrational intense fear of monkeys
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fun fact i have an irrational intense fear of monkeys
I JUST HATE MONKEYS
well not really
But also yes
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high five crunch....
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HIGH FIVE
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monkey
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i know theyre great for the environment and important in the ecosystem but theyre just so ugly and terrifying,,,,
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Oh I see mosh dearest is Alive
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Alice
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real mosh is alice asmodeus
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i know theyre great for the environment and important in the ecosystem but theyr...
True
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HAI LIV
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MOSH
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hi liv
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Hey
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NIW EVERYONE WANTS TO WAKE UP
INM JUST ABT TO GO TO BED
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Smirks
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Hai my greatest oomf skibif
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Mimimimim goodnight
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INM JUST ABT TO GO TO BED
Now Nono
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RAT !!!
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Yes
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WHAT DID I FO
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You know…
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What…evil baal
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Evil Baal
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GRRR
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Evil Baal saving iru from the black market and than using him
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Iru is based off those rats that would go over land mines for treats bcs there so small
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So he’s always kept underweight and small
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crunch when they make iruma go through all the 9 circles of hell
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So he’s always kept underweight and small
OH
Enough about Baal we need to talk about the real villain
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Also when iru first escaped furfur found him and sold him AGAIN but the cages were too big so he just left but like just b more yelling. At him sometimes rat iru looks for opera to yell at him bcs he was always yelled at he finds a strange comfort in it but THEH never sk ur and he’s weirded out
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crunch when they make iruma go through all the 9 circles of hell
THEY ARE FINEE
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Enough about Baal we need to talk about the real villain
What other villain is there
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YOU
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Did I talk about tulip getting attacked my Narnia
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Also when iru first escaped furfur found him and sold him AGAIN but the cages we...
ARG
AHHHHHHH
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Rat iru may be the only rodent traumatized
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NOOO
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No wait
Hamster Iruma was in those cages that almost made him have a heart attack so no
He’s also got trauma
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HAMSTER?!
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YOU NEED TO BE a STOPPED
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WHAT
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WHAT DID I DO
Too many irumas that’s greed
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NO
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Penguin Iruma the silly he lives with Balam in a cold little room
HEHEHE
I LOVE PENGUINS
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Well from what I rmemeeber he was originally kept in a really hot temprsture and he was always touched by ppl but I need to go look
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Yes I was right about the illegal breeding
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THE WHAT
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Chimera
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😭
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THE WHAT
Iruma came from those ppl who breed exotic animals just to have ppl hold them illegally and abuse the little animals
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LMAO
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empl*yment is scary
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STOPPPP
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coal...
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COAL…
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when is coal iru design dropping
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I wouldn’t mind talking about cola
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COAL
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when is coal iru design dropping
Uh uh uh
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YESS
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When I get upstairs
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COAL LORE COAL LORE
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Infact I’ll give you a cowl design too
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YAY
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@rose cypress so I suck at drawing but irumas hair is longer AND IGNORED THE BLACK HAIRED COALS FUCK THEM BLACK HAIRED COALS THEY LOOK LIKE KALEGOS UNCLE X JAZZS BIG BROTHER IGNORE HIS UGLY ASS THE LEFT ONE IS COAL I HATE ALL THESE DRAWINGS UGLY ASS DRAWINGS
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IRJMA IS SO CUTE
and coal ig..
THE DESIGNS R SO OEAK
as soon as I can draw again…
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Thankyou 😔
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Boutta try with my left hand
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Coal personally made his design to stand out on purpose
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left handed coal iruma
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Coal personally made his design to stand out on purpose
hes so adorable and so sad
his deflated ahoge
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<@724733864336949638> so I suck at drawing but irumas hair is longer AND IGNORED...
My arts so ugly I don’t even wanna do the comic anymore
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his deflated ahoge
IM SO GLAD U NOTICED THAT
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i was like HES SO SAD when i noticed 😭
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Everytime he gets denied something he just deflates 💔💔💔
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Oh yeah coal tried to forcully give him piercings but Iruma kicked to much so iruma has this scar
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He was like trying to say Iruma would match him but iruma is afraid of needles
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Evil ass gaurdian
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Evil ass gaurdian
FR bro
would iruma just like barely be able to speak once hes saved by the professors
cause i doubt coal was teaching him anything💔
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Especially sense Iruma didn’t want to stand out he’s just pretending like he’s proud of iruma (he’s not) and sense he’s like the calm guy around campus there like they think Irumas nervousness is just him being shy but everyone’s like “why yo kid scared” “um um he’s adopted and you know had to get rehomed from em his parents” which is partly true
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would iruma just like barely be able to speak once hes saved by the professors
YES YES HE CAN BARLEY SPEAK OR WRITE WELL I GUESS HE CAN SAY SIMPLE THINGS BJT HES TOO SHY TO ASK ANYTHING the only one he can understand is coal bcs he’s fully translated but even when teachers talk to him one on one he’s like refuses to speak at all
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ur breaking my heart over here
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cause i doubt coal was teaching him anything💔
He teaches chemical spell reactions or soemthing probably science like the harder stuff of what Balam teachers more rivalry BALAm or he teaches the older students about making their own spells
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ur breaking my heart over here
Iruma doesn’t look any teacher in the eye or else he would break down UM Kalego is his enemy 💔💔💔
Iruma learned “look at me” from him and he hates it
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Iruma doesn’t look any teacher in the eye or else he would break down UM Kalego ...
UR COOKING AND KILLING ME AT THE SAME TIME
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Iruma learned “look at me” from him and he hates it
How many time can Iruma cry in front of kalego until Kalego realizes it’s not bcs iruma finds him scary
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UR COOKING AND KILLING ME AT THE SAME TIME
Heh…
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as soon as my hand heals and i finish mosh's fanart im coming for coal next... js u wait
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WHAT DA HELL
Iruma is like those shacking chihuahuas on the verge of tears and usually coal is like the only one he can calm down and it makes him look like such a good guardian bcs he compeltle calms down Iruma but that’s just cause iruma is compeltle dependent on coals presence
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stockholm syndorme iruma
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Well it’s not Stockholm as much as it is forced adoption
Average day in coals apartment
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Coal evil for the fun of it bro
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coal iruma likes patterns right
Yeah
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does he get all the patterned clothing he wants after
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YEESSS
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He always draws and when there’s images on his paper he always redraws it and talks about the pattern there is and especially with the demonic language he noticed a specific pattern with its grammar it’s not like Irumas dumb like he’s very perceptive 💔💔💔
He’s a smart kid pls
MY BABY ☹️☹️
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He always draws and when there’s images on his paper he always redraws it and ta...
Another reason coal doesn’t allow patterns is bcs iruma would get upset if a pattern cut off wrong and that annoyed him so now all iruma does is count the tiles on the floor sometimes but if coal catches him he gets a lecture even when it’s just to sooth himself so when he’s at babyls it’s much easier to relax
Me making up this au
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I have to…I have to
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Oh yeah the scar is from coals claws ummm Iruma has more and weirdly enough it’s around were Iruma would be grounded and his tail would’ve been if he was a demon idk why ppl don’t talk about iruma not having a tail in grounding fics
Bcs
Like dude
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I’ve only seen one where they mention is lack of tail
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LIKE DOESNT EVERY FEMON HAVE ATAIL
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yeah
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I just feel like they would be worried about his balance and it would probably be another thing
They would be like “how are you walking rn”
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imagine they try to give him mobility aids but he’s not used to getting stuff so he keeps rejecting it
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imagine they try to give him mobility aids but he’s not used to getting stuff so...
YES YES YES EXACTLY
And Iruma is clumsy bcs his spine is a little messed up (heh d ur gonna like this) prolly a lil crooked and he does trip over his feet a lot so there like “oh my god” and Iruma likes crawling and sitting a lot like whenever it’s a short distance he would crawl or soemthing and there like “oh my god” so there like tweaking bcs iruma is cooked on all accounts and I wanted to make it so that some demons do that there rail removed but it’s not as serious as like getting ur wings removed it’s like taking two bones out of ur ribcage but when it’s done before a demo is matured it’s torture for the fledgling bcs it’s basically messing up there entire growth period either slowing down there growth progress or after and it does look like Iruma was binding his tail so that doesn’t help the teachers assumptions either
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EXACTLY
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but omg Iruma
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The crawling was based off of just living in the forest a lot also Iruma growls a lot also Iruma enters evil cycle shortly after being placed into a new home I’m by ali bcs Ali’s like “oh it’s safe”
Ali got traumatized to
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ur beating me with a stick rn
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Everyone keeps saying that
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it’s cause ur au’s r so sad and so peak
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I LOVE PATTERN
HES SO
😔😔😔
He’s probably non verbal for like a good chunk of things
IF MISA SOGGESTS MONOEY IRUMA ONE MORE TIME
ILL TWEK TF OUT
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MONEY IRUMA??
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Monkey
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He’s probably non verbal for like a good chunk of things
I’m at a Wingstop don’t do this to me bro💔
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Let’s talk about chicken Iruma
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oh of course YOU got a chicken au
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EXCUSE U?
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I got choice words for you
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I just made him up ngl bcs I keep thinking of the idea of him not baing able to fly even tho he really wants to
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I got choice words for you
Chicken Iruma will die then
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Chicken Iruma will die then
NO
IM SORRY
If you kill him im throwing a bucket of sand on ur head cause u know damn well that shit ain’t ever coming out ur hair
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sand never comes out my hair dawg💔
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<:sadclops:1145510715650740257>
Why do sad
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Fine he can lie
YAY
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Who else do I have
Chimera
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WE ALREADY TALKED SBOUT CHAMIRA
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☹️
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WE ALREADY TALKED SBOUT CHAMIRA
This is how I feel
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Her teeth got pulled out her molers
OKAY
IM NOT TALKING SBOUT LEECH
Um Theres
Calico
Um
SOGHHH
BOTING HOTING BORING
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IM NOT TALKING SBOUT LEECH
LEECH JUS SAD
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I only know coal and uhh I forgot the name of the abo one again
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I only know coal and uhh I forgot the name of the abo one again
Stick this into ur wonderous head coal Iruma is called pattern Abo Iruma is called perfume
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yeah ik coal is pattern js… im so used to calling him coal💔
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HELP ME
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okay so perfume GULPP is my platonic Abo au uh so basically wait d did perfume live with opera or nah
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YES YES OKAY
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it would be sm easier if we could search in the vc chat
since a lot of ur au’s r in there
bro is typing up a storm
I’m so ready
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perfume basically is my Abo au we’re Iruma when he was young was made to present early so that ppl would think he was older so he could do more jobs but obviously it didn’t work and Iruma had a undeveloped not nice smell this cause his parents to not be able to u know reverse whag they had done and made him get an illegal surgery that essentially made Iruma have a nice scent uh the only problem with this was that his Orginal scent couldn’t really develop bcs this fake pad scent was blocking everything so iruma only smelled like perfume and stuff and it never changed off of his emotions so once he gets to the demon world everyone is like “wait Irumas scent doesn’t change?” And there like oh it must actually be perfume sense it’s so artificial and the scent changer is in his scent glands and is infected at this point but Iruma can’t tell so bla bla BALAMS like this kids grounded and then they realize his scent glands fucked up ahead realize someone did a extreme torture method on Iruma so there all freaking out they take it out realize Iruma is much younger than THEH thought (it’s just his scent) and are tweaking out and Iruma is overwhelmed and extremely worried bcs he’s like “oh gosh now I’m exposed and everyone can know if I’m stressed” but Iruma mind u can smell anyone bcs of this surgery and is left at a major disadvantage
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PEAK
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HES A SHEEP
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bald
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bald
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iruma except he is bald but only has his ahoge
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iruma except he is bald but only has his ahoge
No chamira had that problem
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when i was really little my parents took me to feed some llamas and i looked away for one second and when i looked back there was a llama eating my hand bc i was holding carrots
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you cant be a zoo if you dont have a monkey
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Lamb Iruma was an abused sheep that was supposed to get shaved but of course like no one did it cause he was neglected so his hair overgrew and matted causeing Iruma to basically stay in one spot for a long time struggling to see of course iruma shaves it himself and is a lopsided mess especially when he goes to school he’s kicked out of his school for being a mess this angers his parents who kick him out and eventually Iruma finds his way into Kalego’s hands
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me when the crunch au has papalego
WAAAHHHHH WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
REALLL RELALRELELA
does iruma get a little self conscious bc his wool kinda stinks and its matted and gross but kalego tells him to shut up and just shaves him gently
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Iruma is given a proper haircut and is no longer all hot and hairy and Iruma is thankful to kalego forever who he assumed Kalego would just get rid of him but Kalego’s finds Irumas wool useful for his stupid fancy clothes and he sort of is obligated to this tiny boy
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does iruma get a little self conscious bc his wool kinda stinks and its matted a...
UESS
yesss
Yes
sues exactly
ur seeing the vision YESSSSD
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Iruma is given a proper haircut and is no longer all hot and hairy and Iruma is ...
RELARLELELA
kalego can use the wool to keep himself warm in the winter and stuff it in his blanket and clothes and pillows
he is a stick he has no insulation he is a lizard
he is a bag of frozen peas
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EXACTLY AND TGATS WHY IRUMA LIKES HIN SO MUCH BCS GE GOT SICK BCS OF HIW HOT and BAD HIS WOOL WAS BOTHERING HIM BYT KALEGO WAS SO COLD AND ONLY HIS HAND TOUCHING HIS FORHEAD COOKED HIM DOEB
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Chimera ref
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REALRLEALRLAL CRUNCH UR SO CRUNCHY AND CRISPY KEEP COOKING
Kalego after shaving Iruma and giving him a little coat
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REALRSLRLALA
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He pulled up to the teacher lounge with his fluffy son and said nothing
Iruma had hooves and there polished and everything sigh
Kalego number one pamperer.
Iruma is often nevlectful about his hygiene bcs he was never taught it but Kalego quickly fix’s that and angrily tells him and teaches him about it bcs in Irumas mind being clean is unattainable for him
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would coal iru just not be fat💔
or
pattern ig
I can imagine him getting lots of food from the professors and being overwhelmed
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There’s two ways this could go he could either be fat and eat too much out of stress but he would prolly be underweight when coal realized he was getting to a slightly healthy weight so yeah he’s skinny until the teachers take him and Irumas grown a phobia of food pretty much and hyperventilated at the site of food
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these r both really depressing options
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Dang 🙏💔
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“Crunches super AWSOME aus!!!” And it’s just sadness
Man you suck at this /j
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“Crunches super AWSOME aus!!!” And it’s just sadness
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HEY THEY ARE AWDOME
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they’re all sad…
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Seal iru
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Dalis son is happy and so is snaggle and gargoyle iru and mitosis kitty iru
Mitosis mentioned
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Dalis son is happy and so is snaggle and gargoyle iru and mitosis kitty iru
so… that comic…
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Day one of harassing crunch
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day 1 asking for monkey iruma...
Is not gonna work I’ve been asking for YEARS for more chimera and nothing
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Day one of harassing crunch
it willstop if you just make it
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You make it!
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I’ve been getting FED with pattern Iruma
Did you even know what he looked like till today
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I had like a basic idea
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You make it!
thats to mucj😔🔫
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I knew he was a sad lil colorless boy💔
I will draw him… very very soon…
well “soon” might be 2 more weeks
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I'm new....what pattern iruma? 😅
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Pattern Iruma is much more interesting to me rn
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I'm new....what pattern iruma? 😅
LET ME GWT U THE PARAGRAHG
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SUCH OEAK LORE
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PLEASE
frank fjord
ermm..
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I see how it is
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Sorry for making you type all this out 😔🙏
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PLEASE
Pattern is my iruma au where his parents summon another demon isstead of Sullivan this demon also happens to be a staff memeber at babyls and took in iruma without a single good intention iruma essentially lives in this dingy apartment with coal and coal of course is this demons name but coal slowly gains Irumas trust eventually getting Iruma to call coal his dad however soon coal switches comeptlle becoming abusive and hitting and yelling at Iruma for the hell of it Iruma was adopted to be coals punching bag something that he could take his anger out on and basically abuse even if coal still shows some parental attachment to Iruma he’s horrible at it and Iruma is already attached and believes coal is the best guardian he could ever had
The name pattern derives from Iruma loving patterns (autism) and noticing them everywhere coal takes this love for patterned clothing and basically makes him devoid of his personal self and everything in short coal is a very abusive controlling gaurdian and once Iruma starts school at babyls everyone slowly realizes how weird and messed up coal is once coal keeps messing up or scares iruma um that’s it
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Sorry for making you type all this out 😔🙏
ITS OKI
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Pattern is my iruma au where his parents summon another demon isstead of Sulliva...
Btw coal is rich coal gives Iruma this idea that he’s not as rich as he is but coal is quiet literally a noble demon he just keeps Iruma basically in a dog house and pretends to leave for “work” when he’s just going to his noble home
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His design is more pathetic I’m crying
STOOOOP NOOOO I CANT
MY BAAABBBYYYYY
COAL YOU BITCH
WHEN I CATCH YOU
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The evil man himself
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WHEN I CATCH YOU
It also doesn’t help Iruma is very neurodivergent and needs support and coal is neglective towards it
UM OKAY IM EVIL
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Dw coal gets his shit ROCKED by kalego🙏
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And balam
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Dw coal gets his shit ROCKED by kalego🙏
Oh thank the HEAVENS
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It also doesn’t help Iruma is very neurodivergent and needs support and coal is ...
Oh my God....😭
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IM SORRY 😔😔 MY LITTLE BABY
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Iruma is non verbal and can barley understand anyone and is often overwhelmed by things so he can’t even speak up about things he doesn’t like about coal because coal essentially speak for him Iruma struggles with basic spelling and has horrible grades
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who is coal 
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COAL IS EVIL
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He can’t understand anyone bcs the translation spell is sort of like kinda working but not compeltle
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COAL WHEN I CATCH YOU COAL
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I keep imagining all the professors trying to give Iruma a cane 😭
mobility aids Iruma…
🤞
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who is coal <:JAWDROP:1173167226610798695>
Coal is a noble demon that works at babyls um I was actually going to base him off of a folk bird or was it a myth bird but a bird that basically stayed by a dying kings side that healed him but I wanted to make it so that Balam couldn’t use his ability on coal so coal is actually a noble demon who’s ability is to “cloud” ppls thoughts until they ultimately BELEIVE him sort of like the ability trauma he’s a high ranking demon too
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mobility aids Iruma…
Maybe I will give him a Cain
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YAY
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Dang Iruma just can't catch a break even in a au
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Coal is a noble demon that works at babyls um I was actually going to base him o...
that sounds so cool but so nefarious....
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Dang Iruma just can't catch a break even in a au
Don’t look at my other aus it gets worse
Sigh
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kalego nefarious…
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Chamira Iruma
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chimera…
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<:me:1220451457178927164> <:me:1220451457178927164> <:me:1220451457178927164> th...
IT IS NAFERIUS AND EVIL
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I only know the basics and that shit is js evil💔
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okay all my iruma aus are sad but they all get a happy ending
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“All”💔🥀
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let’s not talk about the au’s where Iruma dies…
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OH WAIT THERES ONLY LIKE TWO WHO WERE THEY
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let’s not talk about the au’s where Iruma dies…
WHAT....
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no I let them live
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okay peak
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well then maybe we should kill chicken Iruma so there’s one where he dies
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WHAT....
There’s two Irumas I believe kiddy had died bcs of Narnia and then there was tulip who had also died bcs of Narnia. But I decided to make them recover
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Chimera was supposed to be dead at one point too
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It’s weird because I also have Narnia aus were Narnia is Irumas father and or adopts human Iruma
I think Alex Iruma almost died but I just didn’t follow through
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Dang you have like every au for every possible outcome lmao
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all my papalego aus narnia is just out to get Iruma icl💔
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Chimera was supposed to be dead at one point too
Yes chamira was supposed to die because of his unstable body eventually just rotting
Yeah yeah
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all my papalego aus narnia is just out to get Iruma icl💔
NATNIA IS SUCH A FUNNY HNCLE
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Dang you have like every au for every possible outcome lmao
I have an au for everything
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the balam cat is here
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I have an au for everything
Do you have any happy ones??? 🤨
severe cradle
the balam cat is here
KITTY
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the balam cat is here
he’s so heavy that my legs hurt
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Do you have any happy ones??? 🤨
THERE ALL HAPPY um gargoyle iruma is happy my mitosis kitty Iruma is happy kitty Iruma is happy snaggle my papalego au is happy he’s Kalego’s pride and joy blue bird my adopted human au Balam papa au is happy and a couple others
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papalego
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Did somebody say kitty iruma
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Snaggle is quiet happy and so is broche so
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Did somebody say kitty iruma
U know I have 5 kitties right
plain wadi
Get out
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Booo
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WHY ARE U BOOONG
plain wadi
Grrr
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mitosis kitty
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....kitty 😌
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I wish I could reach into crunch’s mind and get a fic for each of these
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Mitosis kitty is one of the biggest Irus there are
Mitosis was asexually produced by a randomly pregnant opera
Where is livs mitosis art
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I REMEMBER THAT
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DO U HAVE THE ART WAITT
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Go find it 🤨
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Mitosis kitty is one of the biggest Irus there are
The peakest au
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Go find it 🤨
No need for sass now 🤨🤨🤨
plain wadi
Ew
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Or I’m killing rat iru
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Go ahead there’s too many irus
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PEAK ART
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WHAT DA HELL
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Best au wins
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STOP?!?!
Irus would never do that I’m afraid
They love each other
Weirdly enough
Um
WERE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT
oh my god I haven’t talked about my chronically ill derkila Iruma au
BRO
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Ew
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ANOTHER ONE????
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oh my god I haven’t talked about my chronically ill derkila Iruma au
The what
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ANOTHER ONE????
There’s two actually
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There’s two actually
MY MINISCULE BRAIN CANT TAKE ALL OF THEM
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The what
So derkila had a kid and it’s just really sick and his life expectancy was like 20 years and he has all white hair but that’s just cause he lived somewhere erk not royal but um he was found again and he’s just he’s great he’s like kiri were he randomly spurts blood but he coughs a lot
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MY MINISCULE BRAIN CANT TAKE ALL OF THEM
The other is compeltle healthy derkila Iruma child and is very sassy
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So derkila had a kid and it’s just really sick and his life expectancy was like ...
Long white shaggy hair
There sort of a nothin burger
Wow crunch u must really love Iruma
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I LPVE HIMM
plain wadi
I’m ready to fight you crunch
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FOR WHAT
plain wadi
Who’s throwing the first punch 🤜
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MEEE
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PFFT YEAH
rose cypress
cancels out water with void magic😭🙏
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They should use a name randomizer to see who wins
rose cypress
fr
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Rip 🙏
plain wadi
She not talking
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AN AMAZING COUNTER ATTACK FROM CRUNCH
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How will Liv respond??
plain wadi
Dies
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Yes it is because I’m Clara and Clara is actually a plant
plain wadi
?
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Clara is a plant in my eyes and her mother does mitosis
plain wadi
Real
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Crunch wins, flawless victory
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Exactly heh
plain wadi
Fine I’ll leave then 😡😡😡
rose cypress
Clara valac mom
plain wadi
🤤
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I know yall don’t know heaven but heavens bf is razz and there severely in love
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Heaven? Huh?
rose cypress
I js remembered the attractive characters poll
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ANOTHER!?!?!?!
rose cypress
I don’t wanna vote💔
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ANOTHER!?!?!?!
Are u knew here 🩷
rose cypress
crunch has so many
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I don’t wanna vote💔
Putting husbands against each other
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Are u knew here 🩷
Yes 🩷
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HELDOE ME I HAVE 50+ aus
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HELDPE MEEE
Oh yeah my au clover like he’s just lucky and he goes to razzs school and wins when he gambles great great story there crunch
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Another one to the million other files
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Oh yeah im seal Iruma lives in the sewers of babyls and basically started helping everyone and um they found out he wasn’t a teacher and I’m not writing all dat story out again
If u look at the top of my batra
I explain like 10
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Now I shall begin the long and treacherous journey to the top
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HELP ME
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Why isn't there an arrow to go to the top aswell 😭🙏
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SO REAL
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HELFPE ME
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I'm sure it's peak
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I swear there was a way to do it
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<@1217303364874928178> I did it I found the topOMAOAOA
OMG HOW THANK YOU MY SAVIOR 🙏
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Some of this is wrong and was changed decka is not a drummer nor mute decka is a kitty iru this Irumas actual name is bracket Tiger trap is no long an opera and Sullivan gaurdian Tiger trap lives with Balam and they sing lullabies to each other
Chamira also got heavily changed
But not really he no longer has a muzzle idk why I added that
U are wrong ole crunch
Wrong
OH WAIT I REMEMEBE
That was going to be his trauma
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WDYM WHAT CANT U FIND
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WHAT CANT U FIND WDYMM
slender hazel
That was going to be his trauma
Bro went from muzzles to decapatstuon
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Bro went from muzzles to decapatstuon
Okay well chamira was supposed to suffer a lot more brain damage from hitting his head against the the floor when he was in duty attacking
His story was way different
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WHAT CANT U FIND WDYMM
THE SEAL AU
slender hazel
Okay well chamira was supposed to suffer a lot more brain damage from hitting hi...
Yeh I was wondering if chimera had a death count for how many ppl he killed if any
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LOL IT WAS IN PAPA BALAM
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I’ll just explain it to u
It's okay dw you don't have too I've caused you enough trouble finding the top 
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https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-my-honest-reaction-gif-7785551396336017754
so seal Iruma I talked a little bit in the shichikal batra but seal Iruma was abandoned the sewers and had lived there for a very long time this leads to eventually Iruma staying in babyls bcs free food and he had helped someone get something out of a drain and they were happy and Iruma liked that so he started helping everyone including the staff this leads to the staff thinking there’s a new member on the team until sullivans like “I didn’t hire anybody?” And there like who is this so eventually they get him out the drain and are like “what is thus little kid doing here” and Irumas like oh gosh but yeah that’s the premise the whole staff sort is takes care of iruma but it’s mainly balam bcs he has a little pool for iruma to stay in
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LOL IT WAS IN PAPA BALAM
...
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THE SEAL AU
Seal iru but instead of being a seal like the animal he’s a seal on a letter
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Seal iru but instead of being a seal like the animal he’s a seal on a letter
That’s already taken by messenger who’s Dalis son
slender hazel
He’s just a wax stamp
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Well I could make an Iruma who’s made out of wax
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so seal Iruma I talked a little bit in the shichikal batra but seal Iruma was ab...
Finally... I can scratch that itch. A new au to the list ✔️
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HELDOE ME
slender hazel
Well I could make an Iruma who’s made out of wax
First tell me kf chimera ever killed anyone
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Wax stamp Iruma
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First tell me kf chimera ever killed anyone
He has
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Maybe both
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Did u enjoy my other aus maybe this was all a sceem
....yes....
frank fjord
talk abt bunny iru
slender hazel
Maybe both
Ok well I’m gonna nap you should draw chimera again I yearn
rose cypress
no crunch needs to work on her comic
frank fjord
NO
rose cypress
yes
frank fjord
😣😣🔫🔫🔫💔💔🥀🥀🥀
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....yes....
Soghhh Bunny iru was initially born to be won at those carnival things he’s like those bunny’s you sheer and essentially like those turtles you paint and there like gonna die in five days basically Iruma was in that and he grew to old to be won and eventually got stored in a warehouse and they kept trying to make ppl adopt him bcs they don’t want this kid but they decided to put him as the mystery prize for someone who won online and of course orias went and spun a wheel and waited for his booty package and that’s when Iruma came and now Iruma is oriases son STUFF LIKE THAT I think I forgot the other I jsut talked about it too sigh
I’m very normal about iruma
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I'm sure I love them all but all that typing must HURT (ima look so dumb rn if you just copy and pasted what you already said lmao)
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I'm sure I love them all but all that typing must HURT (ima look so dumb rn if y...
I AM BUT I ALSO AM TYPING LMAOAOAO
IM DOING A BIT OF BOTH
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And to think you could be working on your comic rn instead of repeating all the stuff you've already said to little old me... 🥺
WORK ON YOUR COMIC
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ARGEHRH FINE..
rose cypress
yeaH CRUNCH
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FINEEE.
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yeaH CRUNCH
I’m in Vc
rose cypress
ok
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YESSS
rose cypress
lemme join
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More comic... I could cry 🥹
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AAWWWW
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Coal sucks. your art? FIRE 🔥
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Yes we do
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Ermmm we need to kill them
rose cypress
they’re so cute they need to die
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Aww they're so cute!!! takes knife out of back pocket
slender hazel
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jYQW6r/ bunny Iru and chimera
frank fjord
bunny iru carrying a control to orias to play
rose cypress
@sour comet u think coal would like eat Iruma’s blood
icl
like I was thinking about that
last night
frank fjord
<@827605232628269057> u think coal would like eat Iruma’s blood
get back to school lil bro
rose cypress
No
I have 6 mins left of class and I’m js talking about the mc movie with my friends
frank fjord
i see
rose cypress
pattern Iruma is js a cooked lil boy💔
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<@827605232628269057> u think coal would like eat Iruma’s blood
HELLO
maybe
Rat Iruma
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can you draw chimera
After school
frank fjord
YAYAYAYYAY
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I LOVE PUPPY I LOVE PUPPY
AWAIT
THAGS NOT HIS NAME
FUCK
Do u guys know about the genetically made to serve demon dog that marbas gets
Pls
Say no
frank fjord
After school
@slender hazel i will be waiting heh...
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<@763408209234624562> i will be waiting heh...
Trust me I’m waiting too
Btw witch ship again lejirarararar or the yellow haired freak
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no
Anyways this Iruma is not liked by anyone but me but ummy he is apart of a clan that was made during wars and there survival technique was to be a security devil but like more like a actual pet pet to survive they would be so loyal no matter what because that’s what kept them alive they don’t have much mana just loyalty that’s it’s hard wired if u told this clan to abandon there children they would, and that’s exactly what happened to Iruma of course but u must understand this demons literally everything is to there superior and over all is kept by high ranking demons but of course when wars started to die down and people didn’t need little messenger dogs anymore so did the lives of the clan bcs they were killed by them deeming them useless and only basically one family remained from the clan of course that was Irumas stupid parents who’s brains now too stupid to function without anybody telling them what to do out of a job realized wow they love being lazy and basically got rid of there kid for being a nusance and iruma mind u the younger fleghlings are way more obedient and Irumas parents are old so there a lot less obedient so old ppl would be killed off so of course Irumas like wah? And his parents selll him off to the black makret in wich he was picked up to be tortured and hurt because well he wouldn’t complain or escape he was made for demons in evil cycle and Iruma was stuck there eventually um march is strolling threw to get his crazy weapons of torture and Iruma is made to demonstrate and show how these weapons work of course this doesn’t fly with March the teacher and March now has a little puppy kid who would do anything for anyone and yes also the clan is known for healing
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See nobody loves her ass
frank fjord
i didnt read it yet..
rose cypress
See nobody loves her ass
sorry im having like 3 convos at once ill come back dw
frank fjord
to busy calling you a 6 letter word in my head
rose cypress
to busy calling you a 6 letter word in my head
LMAO
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Anyways this Iruma is not liked by anyone but me but ummy he is apart of a clan ...
Misa have you read this
frank fjord
CRUNCH GET TO WORK ON DIRE WOLF IRUMA AU.
frank fjord
im telling you to make it
dire wolfs used to be extinct then scientists brung them bavk
slender hazel
Dire iru is a test tub baby
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Technically he already exsist
frank fjord
Technically he already exsist
oh i see
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The one that got gulped let’s say experimented on with naberius blood and his skin removed for a short time uh he could be a dire wolf
viral kernel
SKIN REMOVED??!??!?!??!?!?
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GUYS PLS
slender hazel
For how long…
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SKIN REMOVED??!??!?!??!?!?
It’s a long long story
viral kernel
I NEED TO JEAR MORE IMMEDIATELY
slender hazel
Ok then
Every once in a while I want to write chimera and then I remember 1 irs crunch so idk I g could get things wrong or wtv 2. I don’t want to write
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Um so basically this is apart of my experimentation aus and she was the one who initially was being tested on with naberius blood and they wanted to see how muscles worked so they did that and iru is in immense pain and he’s getting this naberius blood inject constantly which is making him crazy but uh this iruma is one of the more sane of the four experimented aus so she’s oksy but uh yeah to this day irumas skin still is struggling to reattache itself so he his this split down the middle of her forhead that opens sometimes
That’s all I’m saying
Bcs
viral kernel
You sure love putting Iruma through the ringer lol
slender hazel
Um so basically this is apart of my experimentation aus and she was the one who ...
Narnia needs to give Iruma a break for once crunch
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He’s sort of like a Cerberus
But INDEPENDANT
I had the idea of him turning into a dog and leaving his skin but that’s a whole of of body horror
Like a selkie
He can go back in it
WOAH
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Narnia needs to give Iruma a break for once crunch
That’s why in other aus Iruma is his annoying beloved son
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You sure love putting Iruma through the ringer lol
I DONT I REALLY SOJT
plain wadi
Kitty
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THE KITTIEST KITTUGAHAHA
slender hazel
He’s so
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WHAT DA HELL DONU WANT THE CJAPTER OT NOT
plain wadi
WHAT DA HELL DONU WANT THE CJAPTER OT NOT
NOOOO WAIT I LOVE YOU
ILL WIPE THE PIZZA OFF YOUR FACE WITH A NAPKIN
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IM ALREAYD BREAKING INTO HIVES
plain wadi
IM ALREAYD BREAKING INTO HIVES
MY TEARS WILL BREAK THE CURSE
frank fjord
bunny iru wearing orias hats
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All hand crafted by orias himself
And orias takes him to magic shows
And he’s like guys he has a top hate too he’s a magician
frank fjord
yess
cinder quiver
Kitty
I thought u were crunch and i almost said looks like livs art style
Im so slow
plain wadi
LOL
slender hazel
Hamster iru
feral breach
WHAT??????
viral kernel
PAJANIMALS!!!!!!!!! MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!! The duck and the sleepy bunny were my favs lol
severe cradle
I mean now that I think about...
That does kinda sound cool af
Imagine everytime you sleep you get to fly around on your bed
rose cypress
I never watched it💔
I only watched hello kitty the anime
for the first 6 years of my life
my siblings and parents could repeat episodes word for word
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OMG I STILL HAVE MY HELLO KITTY CDS FROM WHEN I WAS A KID
rose cypress
I’d scream in the car if they didn’t put on hello kitty
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I’d scream in the car if they didn’t put on hello kitty
That is one devoted fan
slender hazel
We got gar iru mitosis and blob
slender hazel
Fox iru
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Very true
slender hazel
Puppy iru
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Very true
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Did u guys know kitty iru is a wobble cat
slender hazel
What is that
slender hazel
rose cypress
one of my favorite crunch au’s Oreo balam
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Ur banned from crunches batra
frank fjord
one of my favorite crunch au’s Oreo balam
you dont wanna know the lore to this guys
rose cypress
NO ONE KNOWS RHE LORE ITS OKAY
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U guys are banned
rose cypress
frank fjord
im..sowwy crunch chan.. :(
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I don’t like anybody
slender hazel
Guys top bulling crunch
rose cypress
Oreo balam
rose cypress
Guys top bulling crunch
No
frank fjord
obese balam
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rose cypress
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...
slender hazel
STOP
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I don’t like u
rose cypress
I’m about to cry
slender hazel
D your letting the lore out
rose cypress
I’m laughing so much
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I am normal
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☹️
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Keep whatever this is to yourselves I do NOT wanna know...
rose cypress
If I hated you I’d post Oreo balam on twt
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Keep whatever this is to yourselves I do NOT wanna know...
What do u even think it is
rose cypress
yeah I’m curious what do u think Oreo balam is
rose cypress
No
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HEDLOE EM
rose cypress
Okay great
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I DONT KNOW OKAY
rose cypress
u don’t wanna know
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LEAVE ME ALONE 😭
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I don’t like these guys sica and Allie
rose cypress
the food au ahh
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I wanna say a food au sounds cute but I have a feeling it's not what I think it is....
rose cypress
They’re both based off of things crunch has said
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I wanna say a food au sounds cute but I have a feeling it's not what I think it ...
Well I do have a food au
rose cypress
like strawberry kalego is when she said a strawberry reminded her of balam looking into Kalego’s mouth
Oreo nalam
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Later after I’m gone gonng out with my friends
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Ooo!!! Have fun!!!
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AWESOME!!!
rose cypress
Iruma pilled
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I really wanna get some Iruma merch clothing but I can't find any good ones all I find is random screenshot on cheap ass shirts 😔💔🥀
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I ordered almost all my merch on uhh shuya or soemthing
I forgot the name
Japanese stores
And Etsy
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Oooo I'll have look see, thank you!!!
If I can't find anything I can still do like an outifts that matches colors
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It’s expensive also 💔
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If I can't find anything I can still do like an outifts that matches colors
THATS TRUE
I’m going thrifting soon so hopefully
I can get stuff
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YESS PLEASE SHOW ME AFTER 🙏💖
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It’s expensive also 💔
Aww shucks my biggest problem 😔💔🥀
I'm broke
Oh well save for later with everything else
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Sometimes they charge tax until it gets to ur state so also be careful with that
severe cradle
Do they do worldwide shipping? I'm in the UK
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IM PRETTY SURE but I don’t know you’d have to check
I’m a dirty American 💔💔
I think they do
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I’m a dirty American 💔💔
NO DONT SAY THAT 💔💔💔
I'm probably just gonna look on mercari cause I can't find what store you're talking about
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I FOUND IT
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YIPPEE
slender hazel
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jypqR4/ lobster iru
slender hazel
wtf is sock Iruma
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It auto corrected I said peacock
frank fjord
bpaj blaj...
frank fjord
bunny iru and oper
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This is shichiro messaging kalego about Irumas being born after he totally didn’t find him in a box and fed him thirty pounds of milk
slender hazel
Bro is 50% milk
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Bro is 50% milk
He is that’s why he’s so soft because he drinks milk instead of water
slender hazel
Poor thing
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Should I draw furries
Back forth to this image I was trying to draw human Kalego’s face
And I made the corner too sharp
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SO CUTE AAAA
rose cypress
Who should I make a mother today
Fem kalego
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NO
Maybe another day
Nevermind too embarressing
Cats going to call me a stupid dumb butt
feral breach
no its NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feral breach
yea
rose cypress
edgger