KalRobi(Bal) Batra

[woven apex]

One time they fell asleep on the couch

[tropic torrent]

One of those days

[woven apex]

Or robin's head is in a bucket of popcorn and balam is just so concerned bc his mouth has popcorn in it

[tropic torrent]

Another night when Balam insists they watch a romcom and Kalego cringes so hard

[woven apex]

Robin is also vibing with ut

It

[tropic torrent]

Robin wants to do some romcom stuffs with the two of them

Hmm… let’s say the vacation lasts a week. They’ve plenty of time to have fun.

[woven apex]

Awhh that's actually cute

[tropic torrent]

Oooh one day they should go hiking and then fly back.

Balam and Robin gonna have a blast with all the nature

[woven apex]

Kalego and robin are so fatigued balam carries them home

(Robin would get tired at the end)

[tropic torrent]

He would

[woven apex]

Like a massive moodswing

[tropic torrent]

He’s either full of energy or completely out no in betweens

[woven apex]

singing while on the hike
10 seconds later
flops on the floor

[tropic torrent]

Maybe they fly another day then

Still fun

Imagine flying over small towns and just looking at everything that’s happening below

Mmmm

[woven apex]

Oh my gawd🥺

Robin: Can we make one final stop
Balam: and where will that be?

(How do i continue that-)

[tropic torrent]

Hmmm

[woven apex]

Hmm a cafe?

[tropic torrent]

They take a photo by the sign board of the resort? And grab a brochure and some ice cream from the reception lounge. Perhaps the place has those Japanese stamp thingys too so Robin makes them stamp it down on his notebook and write some words in it. Afterwards they head to the bus and wait for the other teachers

[woven apex]

Fanfic folder is being fed today

[tropic torrent]

Idk man my brain just bullshitted that

[woven apex]

PLS💀

[tropic torrent]

Indeed

[woven apex]

Im stealing that phrase

[tropic torrent]

Sure go ahead

Ok but I feel other teachers wise, Dali and Suzie would be a chaotic duo on this.

Momonoki and maybe Orias? Got forced another so they kind of just vibe in their own personal space.

[woven apex]

Fr

[tropic torrent]

Orias was using his luck for the draws, which was why they mostly turned out great. He wanted to be alone so his luck gave him Momonoki who’s happy to leave him alone Xd

Murmur and Ipos vibe

[woven apex]

Djdjdodspzs

[tropic torrent]

Wait who’s left

[woven apex]

Oh my god i just thought of the best thing

[tropic torrent]

Idk how to matchmake the other teachers

[woven apex]

Yknow how parents spell letters out so the child doesnt know what the word is so they dont go feral

[tropic torrent]

That’s a thing? —> clearly not a parent

[woven apex]

For example:
"Hey daughter of mine want to get a t r e a t"
"Tr- oh sure."
(The other sibling being confused)

Imagine this but Kalego saying to balam

So robin doesnt go feral

[tropic torrent]

Xd I think that’s going to backfire badly on Kalego

If Robin wants to figure shit out he would

[woven apex]

True

[tropic torrent]

Kalego could try though Xd

[woven apex]

Kalego: Balam want to get t-a-k-e-o-u-t? I dont feel like cooking.
Balam: Sure.
Robin: 🧍

[tropic torrent]

Robin: t a k… huh..?

Balam: what would you like to get?

Kalego: anything works, what would you suggest Shichiro?

Balam: hmm…

Robin: hey hey! What’s up?!

Balam: ah, Robin-kun (they’re closer now let’s drop the sensei) what do you want for dinner?

Robin: dinner? Oh! I just restocked our fridge! Leave it to me!

He ends up cooking both Kalego and Balam’s favourites.

Kalego finds himself unable to complain

Ah dinner decisions

Honestly terrible at times

[woven apex]

Oh my lord yes

Hmm whatelse..

Beach day? If kalego doesn't become a vampire

[tropic torrent]

Xd

Sadly I need to go soon, but let’s see how much I can type before I dip

Hmmm uh

Robin would annoy him by splashing water at him repeatedly

Also, maybe we can dump this in aquacase cause that place is freaking cool like I would go there

[woven apex]

Awh

Robin would force kal on a slide

Wait this isnt a waterpark-

[tropic torrent]

He would

[woven apex]

Yeah

[tropic torrent]

Aquacase? Idk I forgot the name, but I’m basically talking about that Irumeri date location

Balam wouldn’t ride

[woven apex]

OOH A THEMEPARK

[tropic torrent]

He doesn’t want to accidentally kill the fishes

[woven apex]

Balam doesnt like the rides since there isn't comfortable seating

[tropic torrent]

Too big oops

[woven apex]

Yup

Also even if he wasn't muscular

[tropic torrent]

Robin would start a water fight

[woven apex]

I went on the chaos (some spinning ride that nearly goes upside down) and i had to hold on some hot blue bars in the summer with sqeaty hands

[tropic torrent]

Shit I accidentally hit my wrist hard on something and it hurts oop

[woven apex]

Dw there was neck supports but i dont feel safe holding them

[tropic torrent]

Oh gosh

[woven apex]

Ngl kalego would be unfazed until it actually goes upsidedown

He then faints

[tropic torrent]

Xd

Balam grab the stomach meds—

[woven apex]

YES

REFERENCE TO THE MANGA HAHA

[mellow hemlock]

Oh my God

I just woke up to a full course meal for breakfast

What a blessing

I never thought I'd see the day

[random wind]

Omg what if Jealous robin wink wink

[mellow hemlock]

I was actually thinking about that yesterday, but w Poro

He doesn't mind sharing w Balam/Opera bc he likes them too, but Poro isn't a part of their group, and is just using their status to their advantage.

So when Poro appears for the music festival, glomping Kalego and nuzzling heavily into him despite his protests, Robin—who was already present as a guide—isn't very happy.

Poro, as an ex-13 crown, can of course easily notice the bloodlust coming from Robin, but had initially ignored it to keep squeezing and nuzzling into Kalego. But when it continues, Poro turns to Robin with an upturned nose.

"How impudent, and also noisy. Your heartbeat, it's the sound of jealousy and possessiveness. Control yourself, will you? It's terribly grating to my ears while I'm trying to enjoy my time with Kalego-chan here."

[worthy canopy]

oh I like that

[random wind]

And then robin punches poro/j

[gritty trout]

Robin: Aiya, I wanna kill em

[mellow hemlock]

ROBINNNN

[random wind]

Moments before robin punch

[worthy canopy]

and poro is one of the only demons robin can't actually hunt

even his bloodline ability is useless

[gritty trout]

Pictures taken right before disasters

[random wind]

Been thinkin bout this so I drew it

[deft ridge]

ong this idea I-

[mellow hemlock]

A RING ON HIS HEAD LMAO

Oh wait is that a hairband?

[random wind]

Opera couldnt find a hairtie

Iruma took it all that day

[mellow hemlock]

hahaha

[tropic torrent]

O.o

[mellow hemlock]

UAAAAAA

Sorry my brain has been taken up entirely by gaming so the moment I stopped, the dam holding back the KalRobiBal exploded and I just died

[random wind]

WHAT

[tropic torrent]

This is normal

At some point in time the name of this batra had “insane asylum” in it

As you can tell, we’re very passionate about our work in this batra :D

[worthy canopy]

insane asylum actually

I need to duplicate myself so I can work on all of the wips I want to work on at the same time

[tropic torrent]

Ah right yes yes, my bad

[mellow hemlock]

There's just random explosions sometimes, watch your step

[mellow hemlock]

I want to draw this so bad but so many wips and gotta game and work and (drops dead)

Clones. I also need clones.

[worthy canopy]

desperately need to clone myself

[mellow hemlock]

I've never drawn Poro before so I would undoubtedly take forever

Plus I still have the irukiri comic to finish

Uaaaaaa

But,,,,,, jealous Robingnngbhh

[random wind]

Real.. the fake ine can attend the school

[woven apex]

Imagine Robin teaching the other two (bal and kal) archery and he's taking things seriously for once

"No,no,NO! Your form is so terrible! Let me straighten you up a bit"

[worthy canopy]

cute

[woven apex]

Tbf you can't straight kalego or balam up

[tropic torrent]

Pffffft

[gritty trout]

Lmao

[mellow hemlock]

Balam has the worst hunched back known to man

[mellow hemlock]

https://fxtwitter.com/rilenri1/status/1657601327009251328?t=KhmxVtXavYEdUBTmUlfKyg&s=19

uAAAAA

[worthy canopy]

kalrobin .....

[mellow hemlock]

k

Akalrobi

Kalrogni

Kalrbb

Fkb

Kalrobi

[worthy canopy]

I miss them sm

I miss robin

[mellow hemlock]

Robin come bacj

Back

Head full of robin

White noise and robin

[mellow hemlock]

Robibalkiss

(explodes)

Literally no other coherent thoughts

Just RobiBal kiss and then explosion noise

[worthy canopy]

owaugh

[woven apex]

The woman was too stunned to speak

[mellow hemlock]

?

[tropic torrent]

Thinking about this quote again. It’s just fricking hilarious skskskskkskss

[gritty trout]

same

[tropic torrent]

Anyone up for cooking some food?

[gritty trout]

sure. i'll try

[tropic torrent]

Hmm… let me think up a prompt… or would you like to come up with one instead?

[gritty trout]

i got a small list

[tropic torrent]

👀

[gritty trout]

Trans au
April fools war
Devilam Cinderella
evidol au
Main clan Robin au

these aren't all of em

[tropic torrent]

O.o

What would you like to cook tonight lol

[gritty trout]

hmm, I wanna try Devilam cinderella and April fools war

[tropic torrent]

Nice nice

Perhaps let’s start with the Devilam one since it’s higher on the list?

[gritty trout]

ok

[tropic torrent]

So… what’s the general idea of this AU?

[gritty trout]

hm, like, Robin is at the Devilam where he ends up meeting kalego, but Kalego doesn't recognize him. and then he disappears later during that night.

[tropic torrent]

Hmm… does he still drop a shoe? Ooh! What about a feather?

[gritty trout]

a green feather

[tropic torrent]

#givethebabatosclanfeatheredwings

[gritty trout]

Yes

we stan

[tropic torrent]

A beautiful and bright lime green feather

[gritty trout]

ooh

[tropic torrent]

Does he recognise Kalego though?

[gritty trout]

i think he would

[tropic torrent]

I mean, Kalego does have a horrible disguise

[gritty trout]

yea

the dog head

[tropic torrent]

Lol Xd

Hm… that’ll be fun

[gritty trout]

if that doesn't scream Naberius, then idk what would.

[tropic torrent]

Is this the same deviculum as the trickster plan one or a more low stakes one like the irumeri one

[gritty trout]

the trickster plan.

[tropic torrent]

Interesting

[mellow hemlock]

Oh food

[tropic torrent]

So does Robin arrive with Bachiko? (Lol Bachiko AND Narnia watching them flirt fr)

[gritty trout]

yea!

[tropic torrent]

Hm…

Since Kalego doesn’t recognise him, perhaps Robun us being serious for once? Xd

[gritty trout]

Maybe, who knows

[tropic torrent]

…my brain is not cooperating with me tonight

Uhhhhhh… hmm… Robin disappears. There could be many reasons for this…

1. Kidnapping, Robin’s technically a Prime candidate for RTO

2. Gathering clues, from wondering why Bachiko didn’t get the crown position.

3. He’s here cause he’s on an assassination mission

4. Some other shit goes down

If it’s the first, Kalego may put two and two together when Robin stops showing up for class. However this also requires him to not be dumb so uh… hmm

If it’s the third… ohhhh boy

[gritty trout]

I think nr. 2 would make the most sense

[worthy canopy]

maybe bachiko only let robin come along with that kind of condition in place so he doesn't embarrass her

[gritty trout]

Makes sense

[tropic torrent]

Probably

[gritty trout]

Or he just wants to see Bachiko got promoted to a crown like the awesome Nee-chan she is

[woven apex]

Basically kalego, robin,and balam all decide to cook food for dinner but the thing is, no one knows the others are cooking aswell so theres just food lying around

"So we gonna have the pasta...? Roast dinner or the entire... fancy gourmet food-" stares at kalego

[woven apex]

Oh em gee
Its christmas eve and they're preparing the tree in the faculty dorms, robin cant reach to the top so balam just picks him up

[tropic torrent]

yesssss

[mellow hemlock]

Currently trying to come up with ways to sneak a lil KalRobiBal into a story

Won't hurt nobody

[tropic torrent]

👀

We do a little sneaky sneaky

[mellow hemlock]

Shichikal kinda just keeps happening despite it not being my intention, so might as well go all the way and sneak KalRobiBal in there too

[tropic torrent]

Ok so you know this thing in #🖌creative-purgatory

https://www.tumblr.com/mairumachito/717721569974272000

I got Robin for the date, Murmur for the date ruiner, Kalego as the third wheel and Balam as the shipper and I SWEAR WHAT IS THIS LUCK??? IT’S LITERALLY KALROBIBAL??? I bet I’m the real third wheel and Murmur’s trying to fix this mixup.

[mellow hemlock]

I have many KalRobiBal thoughts I wish to draw but my skill is so limited

Practicing sounds like a pain though. Drawing also sounds like a pain. I just wanna close my eyes, think real hard, and then KalRobiBal is on my screen

Same for writing

I just wanna think about the idea, and then the full fic appears on my screen

[woven apex]

Its so hard to draw three figures on the same page unless its tiny but lets be fr, BALAM IS NOT TINY

[tropic torrent]

so true

[gritty trout]

I

Made noten on six different aus

*notes

[gritty trout]

I hate making recipes

[worthy canopy]

drawing has been hard for me lately

[tropic torrent]

Welp this batra is dying again.

[gritty trout]

Rip 🪦

[mellow hemlock]

ToTK been eating up all my time

I just wake up, go to work, game, sleep, repeat. Only thing that changes on weekends is the removal of work part

KalRobiBal still on my mind when I'm not gaming tho. It's just when I'm not gaming, it's already too late to do anything but just think abt em as im falling asleep

Once I beat the game I'll probably return to going insane in here mostly everyday again

Or at least working on the klrbl stuff

[worthy canopy]

I was consumed by jazzllocer 💀 but I still think about kalrobi(bal) often

I don't have anything new to contribute though

[gritty trout]

I keep thinking about Robin and Kalrobi aus

[gritty trout]

And making notes

[mellow hemlock]

I was def thinking about RobiBal during training today. I just cannot share it

[woven apex]

If no one makes a kalirobibal fanfic on wattpad. Ill do it.

[mellow hemlock]

Thanks Wattpad warrior

[tropic torrent]

Send the Wattpad link if you do. Unless it’s also on AO3, then uh… could I have the AO3 link?

[worthy canopy]

this is like the roughest thing I've ever shared here probably bc I'm too tired to draw anything good rn but I missed them and had to draw them

[mellow hemlock]

Oooouyyyghhhhhhhghhh

WAAAAAAAA

FOOD

UGYAAA

[worthy canopy]

your reactions to my art r always very amusing

[gritty trout]

food

[random wind]

Eats

[woven apex]

Chews but doesnt swallow

[worthy canopy]

thanks

[mellow hemlock]

Swallows

They mean so much to me

[mellow hemlock]

https://twitter.com/isiko_mim_z/status/1530585190468562944?t=4q21IIXyr5xB-AobCoHAhA&s=19

いしこ (@isiko_mim_z)

学生大人組
猫ちゃんの鼻ちょん挨拶が可愛すぎて先輩とことりちゃんでナチュラルにやってほしいそしてそれを見てかるえごくんは大混乱してほしい…😊

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Twitter · May 28, 2022, 4:22 PM

Some reason discord unfollowed me from my own batra

Anyways Kalego seeing affection and short circuiting is always great

[stable ruin]

uuu

hi kidnap long time no see

[mellow hemlock]

Hello cookies

I'm hungry

Eats u

[stable ruin]

i'm in pain dying

being eaten

augh

[mellow hemlock]

You can join your sibling, I ate half a cookie earlier

[stable ruin]

my sibling

[mellow hemlock]

Only half though cause it was pretty bad tasting

[stable ruin]

for a sec i thought u weee talking whout lucas

and i was like did u eat him too

[mellow hemlock]

Is Lucas a cookie too

I just might if he is

[stable ruin]

no but he's my sibby

my brother

[mellow hemlock]

Why isn't he a cookie

Is he a different dessert

Or fruit

[stable ruin]

he's

a vampire

[mellow hemlock]

How did that work

What are your parents

How did they produce a cookie and a vampire

Or are vampires edible

If they are, are they yummy?

@worthy canopy are you edible

[stable ruin]

we are just sibbies

[mellow hemlock]

So Lucas isn't edible?

[stable ruin]

i don tonow

[mellow hemlock]

):

But I'm hungry

[tropic torrent]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdr-vN8IIII/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

This with Robin as the immortal and Kalego as the time traveler

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[woven apex]

BALOPERA

[worthy canopy]

hehehe

[worthy canopy]

🏳️‍🌈 💀

[worthy canopy]

anything is edible if you have enough willpower

[tropic torrent]

Ngl technically the truth

[stable ruin]

yeah i was so out og it during that conversation but i was gonna say you could say hes a fruit

[random wind]

Why do I always feel like Robin would hug attack Kalego

[worthy canopy]

because he would

[tropic torrent]

He definitely would

[tropic torrent]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZik3fdNy8&pp=ygUaS2FsZWdvIHNpbGVuY2UgY29tcGlsYXRpb24%3D

[worthy canopy]

they really overused that animation EUHAIUEWIUE

ughh I miss their interactions sm

[gritty trout]

Kalrobi Beach day

[tropic torrent]

Yes

Kalego stays mainly in the shade STILL grading papers even while on the beach. Balam goes seek out the wildlife. Robin keeps attempting to start a water fight with Kalego

[mellow hemlock]

I love kalrobi

[mellow hemlock]

Eats

[worthy canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[mellow hemlock]

Mm breakfast

[topaz lynx]

Robin just wants Kalego to acknowledge him, I hope he does, I want that for him

The teachers party was a nice moment, but I want more

[worthy canopy]

please

moments where kalego is just a little bit niceys to robin have me so weak

[topaz lynx]

https://youtu.be/CHnLGNAeDec

Like that bit at the end, so cute

[mellow hemlock]

Robin was so happy to finally be praised

God Robin's "yes sir" response to Kalego's order I'm gonna drop dead

His voice

I have not replayed it 8 times and counting no

God that end

I'm sobbing while eating chicken soup on break

What a disaster they leave me

[gritty trout]

Same

[mellow hemlock]

Currently at work full of thoughts of them

[gritty trout]

A have a few au notes

[tropic torrent]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[worthy canopy]

same

so real

[gritty trout]

Same

[mellow hemlock]

Me when KalRobiBal

[woven apex]

Me when balam

[tropic torrent]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lemme see if I can dig up an old prompt to revive this batra

Found one I’m likely going to write someday: Robin is fast asleep on a tree. A nightmare makes him accidentally fall from the branches to ambush an unsuspecting Kalego, who accidentally catches him.

[mellow hemlock]

H

[mellow hemlock]

I am trying to finish something of KalRobiBal

But the issue is I can't decide on which to finish, and I keep switching between docs doing little to nothing (fixing one or two sentences), so nothing ends up getting done

And rn I'm also in a game fandom as well, so my time is now stretched between gaming, reading, and writing for two fandoms, then also work. Sigh.

[woven apex]

Damn..

[mellow hemlock]

I want to close my eyes and imagine the fic really hard and it just finishes itself

[woven apex]

I need to post some of my fanfics, i say post when i havent even started on it

I need to write iruazz

Wait no

Kalego x robin

[gritty trout]

I keep on trying to finish mine

[mellow hemlock]

I sat staring at the wall for like 12 minutes straight saying "I need to draw", knowing exactly what I needed to draw, and then did nothing

This chat is returning to origins w complaining abt writing and art

[gritty trout]

Yup

Wanna go over some au notes with me?

[mellow hemlock]

If it's KalRobi (bal) sure

I like food

[tropic torrent]

Same here

Haha I feel the wip thing tho, working on like multiple simultaneously

Well, but at least one of the ideas is on hold due to burnout and the other two aren’t to be taken seriously

[mellow hemlock]

The wips I keep switching between are the students au ones and the misfits trying to figure out who Kalego is crushing on one

[gritty trout]

imagine robin sitting on Kalego's shoulders just so he can kiss Balam without him (balam) needing to bend down

[mellow hemlock]

I think Robin would die the second he tries to climb Kalego

Which would be incredibly funny

[worthy canopy]

GSDGJJGD

[gritty trout]

1-4 choose a number and I'll make a fanfic.

[stable ruin]

3

[gritty trout]

Ok

[stable ruin]

ok

[tropic torrent]

👀

[gritty trout]

you can also submit a number if you want. i wanna have some wips to toy a bit with

[tropic torrent]

2

[gritty trout]

noted

[mellow hemlock]

1

[gritty trout]

Noted

[random wind]

Four

[gritty trout]

Noted

[small oxide]

I feel like going rabid over this ridiculously underrated ship again
ITS SO GOOD
The possibilities may just be endless
plus the absolute BRAINROTTTOTOTTATATATT
completely losing my mind even though it's empty

[small oxide]

4

[gritty trout]

Noted

[gritty trout]

Kalrobibal cuddling

[mellow hemlock]

Irukiri overtook me but I still hold this silly ship dear in my heart

I kinda flip flop between going insane over ships. One day I'm just gonna wake up and go rabid over KalRobi (bal)

[small oxide]

Same though

It's like I obsess over a ship for a couple days/hours and then a new shiny one is introduced and I go positively feral

[mellow hemlock]

I rotate the same few usually

[gritty trout]

...we finally get a new Kalrobi fanfic, but it's smut

[mellow hemlock]

.

I see

[gritty trout]

I know

[worthy canopy]

:0

[mellow hemlock]

How shocking

I do not have an extra tab now for sure

[mellow hemlock]

https://fxtwitter.com/dorurururukko/status/1192380564797415424?t=B36IQ1psEY1K60d-lv0AIg&s=19

Not really KalRobi but Kalego beats Robin's ass which is basically KalRobi always

[worthy canopy]

kalrobi(bal) shippers r so desperate we see kalego and robin standing next to each other and go "LOOK !!!!!!!! KALROBIN !!!!!!!!!!"

sad fr

[mellow hemlock]

WE HAVE NO FOOD

[worthy canopy]

EAWHIEAWUIHEU I know 😭 😭

[gritty trout]

i'm trying to make food, but i'm too tired and have a math test tomorrow

[mellow hemlock]

Rn irukiri has completely inhaled me

[worthy canopy]

I'm stuck in the jazzllocer zone

but I still love kalrobi(bal) and think abt it often

[mellow hemlock]

I still yippee when KalRobi(bal) it's just man ||these latest chapters are driving me to max insanity|| raw spoilers

[small oxide]

Going crazy bc I don't know if making Robin getting flustered bc of confrontation with Kalego is ooc 💀😭
I mean bro has been writing incidentally genuine love letters to bro but idk if I should make him try to play it off and be normal Robin 👨‍🦯

[worthy canopy]

my unprofessional opinion is robin has always made it very clear that he deeply admires kalego and has never been embarrassed when interacting with him, so I don't think he would be even while sending him secret love letters. if he were nervous, it wouldn't be a substantial amount. maybe he'd be more nervous of kalego's possible punishment after finding out than anything

that said you r free to write your story however you like

[mellow hemlock]

I imagine Robin to be the one to just straight up walk up to Kalego in the most inconvenient place possible, like the teachers lounge w other teachers present, and then when Kalego asks what he wants with annoyance, Robin would probably just boldly declare he likes him

[worthy canopy]

yeah

[small oxide]

Hmm
Tbh my Robin would be ooc here then, but that sounds like a really good au/bonus chapter to write

[tropic torrent]

It’s still fun to read though

[small oxide]

Yaya

I'm kind of exercising the idea that he's usually cool around him and acts like normal, even in tense situations
but being found out that he's been writing these letters invokes a more emotional response bc he's one lick closer to the center of a tootsie roll pop
would probably make sense if it were a diff character but I like flustered robin since we don't see that v much

[worthy canopy]

I could see robin getting flustered if kalego was actually nice to him

especially if he returned his advances

[small oxide]

oml like in the chapter when he complimented him

[worthy canopy]

yes though now that I think abt it he wasn't very flustered in that chapter either

he was just smiley

[small oxide]

Yeah he was excited rather than embarrassed

[worthy canopy]

ok then taking it a step further, if kalego KISSED HIM, maybe he would be flustered

[mellow hemlock]

No I think he'd just explode

[worthy canopy]

skip the fluster go straight to death explosion

[small oxide]

LMAO

Definitely

[topaz lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/saussiçon-explode-boom-gif-16089684

[mellow hemlock]

A game just pissed me off and I was going to write IruKiri to destress but since I'm here and I saw Robin, I now feel like writing Robin. Gonna start spitting shit.

"Robin-sensei?" No response. "Robin-sensei?" Balam tries again, this time looking down at the smaller demon who was on his lap. He notices that Robin's head is drooped, breath slow and steady as he sits unnaturally quiet.

Oh. He fell asleep?

Balam ponders for a second as to what to do, before ultimately deciding to gently shake Robin up in attempts to wake him. It works, somewhat.

"Robin-sensei, you shouldn't sleep like that, you might get sore."

"Mnnnno... 'S fine..." Robin slurs a sleepy response.

"How unlike you to fall asleep at this time, did you not sleep well last night?"

"No, I slept fine... 6..." Robin yawns before continuing, "... days ago..."

"... That's not healthy, Robin-sensei." Balam chides, brows furrowing in his worry. Robin yawns again, then follows it up with a slow shake of his head.

"Went longer without it just fine, I think I just got sleepy 'cause you're real comfy." He mumbles, nuzzling into him further. Balam hums lowly in thought, running a large hand over Robin's head.

"Want me to help you get to the teachers dorm if you're too sleepy to fly there?"

"Mmno, I sleep outside."

"Outside?"

"Outside, trees or grass."

"Trees? Oh, in that case, would an indoor nest be okay?" Balam asks as he carefully pulls Robin away to prepare to stand. Robin yawns yet again as he sleepily rubs at an eye.

"Sounds neat."

My two ways of dealing with stress:

1. irukiri cannibalism
2. Robin

Two very different ends of a spectrum

Been awhile since I've written either Balam or Robin huh

[mellow hemlock]

He'd do the lil grab his own face in shock and gasp w a big ol mouth left hanging open, eyes wide and sparkling as he beams up at Kalego before just exploding into an excited nonsensical mess

[small oxide]

goes ballistic

[gleaming quest]

back to the soft robibal

RR

[Reply to:](#1017215319103770644 message) A game just pissed me off and I was going to write IruKiri to destress but since I'm here and I saw...

[worthy canopy]

hmmm yeah I agree with that vision. maybe that's just what being "flustered" entails for him. I don't think he can really get embarrassed or ashamed though. robin seems to be very shameless

[small oxide]

Very much so 💀

[mellow hemlock]

What if praise is his weakness

He gets it and gets all giddy and giggly

[worthy canopy]

but then like we said a few messages back, in the teachers' party when kalego kinda sorta praised him he was happy but not really flustered

[mellow hemlock]

Delusion

[mellow hemlock]

Also that bit is anime only

Kalego never praises him in the manga

[worthy canopy]

good to know <- read most of the manga before s3 came out over a year ago, barely rmrs shit

[mellow hemlock]

The only thing i can remember is KalRobi stuff

[worthy canopy]

it's true that anime robin is characterized slightly diff from manga robin too

[mellow hemlock]

Robin begs for praise in the ch, but never gets it

I've had 6 hours of interrupted sleep every 2h and it's midnight but I cannot recall Kalego ever praising Robin in the manga

But he gets incredibly excited whenever Kalego mentions needing him

[worthy canopy]

[tropic torrent]

Oooh food

Sometimes I write ooc robin cause it’s fun

[mellow hemlock]

A ROBIN I SOMEHOW MISSED

[tropic torrent]

Kalego looks so done Xd

[worthy canopy]

robin is sooo squish

[mellow hemlock]

I love him

[mellow hemlock]

I want to eat Robin

He looks edible

[gritty trout]

I wanna make a Sad Robin fanfic

[mellow hemlock]

Gl!

I like angst

[stable ruin]

I ALSO LIKE ANGST

[gritty trout]

I love it

[small oxide]

I consume it day in and day out

[surreal sail]

...I don't understand that meme video.

[small oxide]

aw shucks

[tropic torrent]

Hehe same

[worthy canopy]

https://twitter.com/amaino_suki_/status/1528629890815512576

TL追いきれてないつゆ (@amaino_suki_)

はいキッスの日❤️

Twitter · May 23, 2022, 6:52 AM

YEEYEYEAGHGHGHHGHGH

https://twitter.com/anmw__/status/1660302443442495488

Nande/8月までROM専 (@anmw__)

ロビカル

Twitter · May 21, 2023, 3:12 PM

[mellow hemlock]

NEW KALROBI FOOD I MISSED?!

[mellow hemlock]

https://fxtwitter.com/_kon_sui_/status/1486060347757051904?t=HLtNsucwT573uMM_88hbNQ&s=19 if you squint hard enough, the last image is ShichiKalRobiPera

It's ShichiKal OpeKal and RobiKal so

[worthy canopy]

so it is

I feel like a dog that was given a treat

[gritty trout]

Same

[worthy canopy]

https://twitter.com/KasokuNeko/status/1217072495309705216

かそく (@KasokuNeko)

カルエゴせんせとロビンせんせアニメだと絡みましましになってて可愛い～～二期が来ればかるえごせんせとオペラぱいせんとばらむせんせの絡みもましましになるのかな…

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Twitter · Jan 14, 2020, 1:14 PM

UOOOOOOOOOUUGGGGHHGGG

https://twitter.com/huyubeko_mo/status/1230143574689214466 if you squint it's kalrobin

ふゆべこ🐣 (@huyubeko_mo)

#私の絵柄で見てみたい魔入間キャラっていますか
すみませんお待たせしましたぁ‼️
ロビンせんせと入魔くん(＋αでモフエゴせんせ)です🥰

Twitter · Feb 19, 2020, 2:54 PM

https://twitter.com/1953_akikana/status/1246607673132331008 again if you squint you'll see kalrobin

山田カトリーヌ花子(改) (@1953_akikana)

＃私の絵柄で見てみたい魔入間キャラっていますか
『ロビンせんせー！』「はーい！」
みんほ殿（@mikanho_ ）
リクエストありがとう！
長らくお待たせしましたロビン先生です！

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Twitter · Apr 5, 2020, 1:16 AM

https://twitter.com/michiru_829/status/1216828408883113984 no need to squint for this one open your eyes

ミチル (@michiru_829)

ロビンせんせ〜とカルエゴせんせ〜全人類好きでしょ💢悔しい💢💢

Twitter · Jan 13, 2020, 9:04 PM

https://twitter.com/shion69/status/1307444909402542080

紫苑🪸珊瑚え3 (@shion69)

次の清書はこのロビンせんせー🏹アニメでしかカラー出てないからもっかい見直さないと

Twitter · Sep 19, 2020, 10:22 PM

[mellow hemlock]

KALROBIPERA??!!!

[worthy canopy]

forgot balam

[mellow hemlock]

LMAO

Oh

KalRobiBalPera!

[worthy canopy]

yes!!!!

[mellow hemlock]

I LOVE KALROBIBALPERA!!!

[worthy canopy]

HDSERGHGSSG

[mellow hemlock]

Hardest fucking decision in my life

Where's the polyam version

Gonna vote for the one that's definitely losing again (RobiBal)

[worthy canopy]

not a ship contest this shit will kill me all of my faves r definitely gonna lose

[mellow hemlock]

I voted for pretty much every losing ship

Like they really put IruAzz vs IruKiri as if there were actually a chance anything but IruAzz would win

[worthy canopy]

is there even a world where iruazz or shichikal don't win in the end

[mellow hemlock]

No

[worthy canopy]

yeah..

[tropic torrent]

Our batra maybe

[worthy canopy]

our world ..

[mellow hemlock]

Sigh...

[mellow hemlock]

This batra has been too dead. I have been too far into irukiri and forgotten my other child. I think I will try to KalRobi(bal) today

[woven apex]

yes

Kalirobibal at uh

the mall?

"WE ONLY NEED NECESSITIES TWINK"
"I WANT THE TEDDY THOUGH"
".. what do i even say here"

[mellow hemlock]

Funnily enough I actually do have a KalRobiBal shopping fic

But they're getting toys for Littleruma

[woven apex]

yes

Hmm i cant think of any other ideas

[mellow hemlock]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10lQon8wUqDf5HYiy0ahVnLWwZ7TnXbvIKz49fac8zQY/edit?usp=drivesdk

Never finished it tho

[woven apex]

OH MY GOD "sho"

[mellow hemlock]

He can't speak demonic language well. V young and doesn't have that handy translation spell sully gave him, since sully didn't buy him, Robin did

[woven apex]

Robin is risking everything

Maybe a library fic?

Kid fic?

"Im the king of the castle and you're the dirty rastle!"
"COME BACK HERE ROBBIE"
balam was reading a book about magical beasts, he looked up to all the commotion and said
"Kalego-kun yknow what hes like."
"Like what"
"Crazy, like you actually."
"SHUT IT NERD"
"Hey dont be mean kalego!"

[surreal sail]

I read through it, and it's hilarious and wonderful, and I'm looking forward to both the outfits/costume scene and the 'big meanie demon scene'.

[mellow hemlock]

I forgot I summarized that scene like that LMAO

[surreal sail]

I'm not quite sure what the 'big meanie demon scene' is going to be, but it sounds like the same zany fun as the rest of the fic.

[worthy canopy]

crying and weeping jazzllocer still has a death grip on me and I can't multitask I'm so sad I miss kalrobibal too

[mellow hemlock]

Rn I'm trapped between Irukiri and various loz ships from diff games but I'm gonna try to KalRobiBal

Gonna try to stretch harder bc I miss KalRobiBal

[mellow hemlock]

Also haha I'm glad you enjoyed it, even though it was incomplete. I had a lot of fun writing what I did, so I'm glad when people can like it even though I didn't get to publish it

[worthy canopy]

at least ur not hyperfixating on fucking minecraft bs (end my suffering every day I am in agony)

[mellow hemlock]

I jumped ship mid dsmp and I refuse to go back to another smpfandom

[surreal sail]

Ah- so you're not planning on continuing it? Oh well.

[mellow hemlock]

I don't intend on dropping it but... It's a rather old wip and I still haven't finished it. I want it to be finished but my hands don't seem to agree haha

I can't promise anything

[worthy canopy]

stay far away this shit is worse than crack you think you're just gonna sit down and watch some chill minecraft stream and then next thing you know you're hopelessly attached to a minecraft egg it's hell IT'S HELL GET ME OUT OF HERE

[mellow hemlock]

There was a whole arc about an egg in dsmp

[worthy canopy]

qsmp has multiple eggs and one of them is brazilian and if anything happened to him I would kill everyone on earth

[mellow hemlock]

Full of possession betrayal heartbreak and lost love. Somehow.

[worthy canopy]

I realized that the fucking character that I'm hyperfixating on rn is exactly like robin

even has a crush on an unobtainable man constantly rejecting him

[worthy canopy]

robin if he was brazilian

[mellow hemlock]

LMAO

"unobtainable man" poor Robin

And Minecraft guy

[worthy canopy]

honestly kalrobin is less one-sided than whatever the fuck is going on over here

[mellow hemlock]

That's impressive

[worthy canopy]

right ????? it's sad

but really funny to watch

[surreal sail]

I have no idea what a minecraft egg is, and I'm feeling I should be glad of that.

[mellow hemlock]

Yea

Best to stay that way

[worthy canopy]

^

stay that way

[mellow hemlock]

Plus mc community hell to be in

I'm not even in it anymore and haven't in forever but I still get dream drama on my fucking tl

[worthy canopy]

I've heard that it was mostly dsmp that was really fucking bad and qsmp + other smps r not nearly as bad toxicity wise

but I still find the fandom annoying. but I think that's mostly bc it's so huge

I'm used to small fandoms

honestly I'm just here to watch the brazilian ppl if they hadn't invited brazilian content creators I would've never ever IN A MILLION YEARS gotten into minecraft

[surreal sail]

Maybe we should go back to discussing KalRobi stuff?

Unless you want to tie this in by discussing them getting into Minecraft?

[worthy canopy]

no I would never wish this fate upon them

anw, kalrobi(bal)

I'm really sad at how hard it is to find new kalrobi(bal) content

that isn't shichikal

there's little to no fanart being made, no fics, no nothing

only pain

[mellow hemlock]

Ik

Maybe I should go back to working on the shit I made for the prev planned explosion

And just shit out enough KalRobiBal in hopes of someone getting hooked in this hell

I need Robin to appear again too

[surreal sail]

Well, you've done more for this fandom than me, who lacks fanfic writing chops and just reads stuff here.

[mellow hemlock]

Honestly I haven't finished a ff ch in months. I've just been gaming and shitting out snippets of stuff

[tropic torrent]

Ooooooh food

[mellow hemlock]

Recycled food

[tropic torrent]

Still food

[gritty trout]

I've been presented with a feast

[small oxide]

same

[mellow hemlock]

https://twitter.com/milo_irm/status/1671185038644490241?t=mPL0mZZEM4bu_tZ0VJvNew&s=19

ミロ (@milo_irm)

#魔入間
ロビンの怖い姿も見たくて..💚✨️

Twitter · Jun 20, 2023, 3:55 PM

R

Robin

Lights up immediately when he sees it's Kalego

[worthy canopy]

WAUGH amen

also kalego's face looks so ugly it's so funny

[mellow hemlock]

Judging by the artist's little drawn faces, they didn't wanna draw him LMAO

I don't blame them he's annoying to draw

I'm ok and perfectly normal, just don't check that tweet's comments

[worthy canopy]

yeah alright

[mellow hemlock]

Most sane man on the planet right here

[worthy canopy]

looking at your server nickname hmm

[mellow hemlock]

Delusion

[mellow hemlock]

Breaks down again

[worthy canopy]

ough 💥💥

[worthy canopy]

https://twitter.com/umidoso666/status/1249093248322121728

海 (@umidoso666)

ロビカル。付き合ってない（好意はモロバレ）ﾛﾋﾞせんせにはどんどんメルヘンな事を言ってほしい。そしてどんどんｴｺﾞせんせにドン引きされてほしい。何かで白いシーツ被っている人を見て、ﾛﾋﾞせんせにお嫁さん発言してほしいなって思いました。でも魔界に白いベールは無いと思うw←

Twitter · Apr 11, 2020, 9:53 PM

https://twitter.com/umidoso666/status/1243587778488586240

海 (@umidoso666)

ﾛﾋﾞせんせ…一応できたけど…なんか違うんだよなぁ…とりあえずｴｺﾞせんせと並べる。外だと地面と同化する〜。頭の触覚がめちゃV！ってなった😂

Twitter · Mar 27, 2020, 5:16 PM

[mellow hemlock]

I can't believe I just got confused thinking "where's Balam?" legit forgetting KalRobi is the regular pair and KalRobiBal isn't

[worthy canopy]

😭😭

[gritty trout]

...

[small oxide]

real

[mellow hemlock]

ROBIN

[small oxide]

WHY IS THE POOKIEBOOBOOBEAR UPSET

[little magnet]

Someone broke his bow :(.

[small oxide]

SOBS

[little magnet]

SOMEONE GIVE HIM A NEW BOW PLS

[nimble moat]

||(im so funny)||

[little magnet]

ARCHER BOW

NOT STOCK PHOTO

[nimble moat]

🤪

[little magnet]

[nimble moat]

[nimble moat]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/fa41166887067a672b57d12454927e06/bd6d83c8aea106ce-93/s640x960/71dafc194f05fe661b676aaef9c9ea8ae62d69f7.gif

[little magnet]

JUST LET THEM HAVE THE BOWS AND THEBOWS AND ARROWS

[nimble moat]

put the bows on the bows, problem solved

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

yassify his arrows

🤠

[little magnet]

YES

[nimble moat]

✨ ✨

[worthy canopy]

https://twitter.com/AKI_raccoonDOG/status/1219825612816187392

アッキー🫠 (@AKI_raccoonDOG)

ロビカル
ないしょの約束

Twitter · Jan 22, 2020, 3:34 AM

[mellow hemlock]

Oh my go od

For the life of me I cannot read their handwriting well at ALL but I'm dying at Kalego's blush when Robin pulls him down

[worthy canopy]

trying to read japanese handwriting is a living nightmare

[mellow hemlock]

Sometimes I can read it but god

What the fuck is this even supposed to be

Literally 彳is all I can read of that

[worthy canopy]

it might be 役 but I don't know

[mellow hemlock]

I FOUND KALROBIBAL IM SENDING IN OTHER SERVER

[worthy canopy]

ouh

[mellow hemlock]

FOOD I SOMEHOW MISSED?!

[mellow hemlock]

And yeah that's the closest I could find but it looks nothing like it still

[worthy canopy]

sometimes they take liberties simplifying kanji when handwriting it so I wouldn't rule it out

[mellow hemlock]

Tru

It at least usually somewhat follows the stroke order tho lmao

[mellow hemlock]

I

https://twitter.com/Hero_makka/status/1674756909075935233?t=_nNoyXqnS_v4RM-srvc5iQ&s=19 I'm ok

[topaz lynx]

Green teacher squad

[woven apex]

The greens are the most violent

I mean literally

HE IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS

[worthy canopy]

everybody wake up new kalrobin art just dropped https://twitter.com/anmw__/status/1674835353650475008

Nande/8月までROM専 (@anmw__)

頭に手やるの癖になって欲し

Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 5:40 PM

[mellow hemlock]

NEW KALROBI NANDE ART?!

[worthy canopy]

🎉🎉

I became mutuals w/ this person the other day

[mellow hemlock]

Oh yeah I saw they liked ur student KalRobi

This is making me wanna finish my KalRobi(bal) art...

But I'm supposed to finish those 7 wips and I haven't even finished the first 1

[worthy canopy]

you'll die

[mellow hemlock]

It's almost done I just gotta draw 2 headshot linearts and ink it but,,,,,,,,, KalRobi...

[worthy canopy]

that amount of wips is enough to kill a man

[mellow hemlock]

I actually decreased the list already it was longer before. I didn't finish them, I just gave up bc I knew it would be impossible to do em

[worthy canopy]

💀

[mellow hemlock]

But if I believe and try hard enough, I might be able to finish 2/7 by the deadline. Maybe even 3.

I found my old KalRobiBal wips and man I wanted to finish em so bad

[little magnet]

I accidentally found your twitter

[mellow hemlock]

Ye that's them

Finest KalRobi art on the menu

[worthy canopy]

my twitter is linked on my discord profile so it's not a secret

[woven apex]

Since we're sharing our twitters

[worthy canopy]

the allocer iron man 😭 😭

[mellow hemlock]

A

[gritty trout]

Hope I'm not too late

[random wind]

Give me ur banner

[topaz lynx]

Two good green beans!

[gritty trout]

Three if you count my pfp

[gritty trout]

I'm trying to cook up two new fics

[mellow hemlock]

Oh?? New food??

[gritty trout]

I'm trying

Bur, yes

[worthy canopy]

https://vxtwitter.com/0hirune_xox/status/1547987503604371462 he's saying kalego's name :3

[mellow hemlock]

The level of starvation we have

[worthy canopy]

HAHAHAHAHA

we've been in a drought for a very long 😭

time

[mellow hemlock]

Robin hasn't even appeared in forever

Months long Robin drought...

[worthy canopy]

the lack of canon kalrobin interactions would not be a problem to me if at least the fandom was making content, but no..... instead we starve....

[mellow hemlock]

Sniff

They're so good together

It's so nice

I don't understand how it's so unpopular esp w the anime giving extra content

[worthy canopy]

because of shichikal ....

but it's still weird how little content there is coming out nowadays

[mellow hemlock]

Oh right I forgot about ShichiKal again

But even so, OriRobi is p popular. Tons of doujins, even fanmerch

They're seen together a fair amount of times yea but iirc it's still less than the no of times KalRobi were seen together if u count anime

[worthy canopy]

I have no idea why orirobi is as popular as it is ngl

[mellow hemlock]

Me neither

Like yeah they're seen together a few times but not enough for me to understand much of their dynamic too much

Tho I can't say much bc I've shipped characters who hadn't even met yet before

Idky it just never clicked w me

[worthy canopy]

HAJAHAHA me drawing fanart for furfur x rock

I don't like orirobi either, I don't see the appeal

mayb it's a thing where artists in the fandom popularized the ship

[mellow hemlock]

Maybe

Idm* OriRobi but the only thing I like abt it is the fact Robin is there

I bought an OriRobi doujin purely bc the Robin looked cute

And I bought an OriRobi keychain + sticker set bc it came w Robin sep and the keychain had Mofuego n Robin together on it

[worthy canopy]

I love robin and I like orias and if I squint I can see their chemistry but. kalrobin has so much more appeal to me

[mellow hemlock]

Same

Robin literally sparkles whenever Kalego is present, even if he's not so much as looking at him

[worthy canopy]

[gritty trout]

Same

[tropic torrent]

I see Orirobi working in the form of Robin pining over Kalego and Orias being jealous about it.

[gritty trout]

I just see it as a robin ship for those who don't like Kalego x Robin

[worthy canopy]

tbh

[mellow hemlock]

It could also be the fact I don't care about Orias too much. Like I don't dislike him, but he's just kinda neutral rn. Maybe I'll like him more if I write him more

I like the other teachers more than him dunno why

[gritty trout]

I only remember Orias in the Manga because of this

[worthy canopy]

I like him pretty much the same amount as the other teachers, which tbf is not much. I like him but he's not one of my faves

[tropic torrent]

He’s… ok

[gritty trout]

Yea

[topaz lynx]

This just made me like Robin more

[worthy canopy]

it's not even that orirobi is a bad ship, like in a world where robin and kalego's relationship doesn't exist I would probably be on board w/ orirobi bc their dynamic is kinda cute, but ????? kalego exists and robin is canonically, lowkey obsessed w/ the man. he admires him over anyone in the world and that is just a fact abt his character that I find impossible to ignore

[mellow hemlock]

No fr Kalego is even in front of Bachiko on his list of who he's paying attention to

He's quite literally no1

[worthy canopy]

also if u ask me robin's type is "demons who could beat his ass" and unfortunately orias just doesn't fit the bill

[topaz lynx]

He follows him around and tries to get his attention and praise, meanwhile there's barely any interaction with Orias

[mellow hemlock]

He beats Orias' ass

[worthy canopy]

yeah

[worthy canopy]

https://twitter.com/Grim_doggebi/status/1620738241728249858/ kalrobin ???? ish ?????? we're truly getting desperate

✍️그리모니😈 (@Grim_doggebi)

#入間くん #魔入間 #악입문
전방에 카르에고 선생님 발견!

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Twitter · Feb 1, 2023, 10:58 AM

[topaz lynx]

[mellow hemlock]

Always been desperate

[worthy canopy]

we're reaching new lows tho

[gritty trout]

I'm trying to cook but ok

[gritty trout]

Quick question. Should I post a draft to stave off the drought?

[tropic torrent]

...perhaps? (lol I need to finish my fic ahhhhhhhhhh)

[gritty trout]

Ok. I'll just add a few things and then I'll do it

[tropic torrent]

oh yea just saying I'll be posting the warriors cat AU (with technically platonic Kalrobi) for AUgust. However, it will not be submitted as part of the competition and I am posting it with no promises of it ever being completed.

[small oxide]

Sighhhhh i love them

[mellow hemlock]

I'm at work and now of all times I want to draw KalRobiBal

[mellow hemlock]

A

Was rereading the teachers dorm chap for mini Kalego and cer

But. Robin

I still love how he's seen sitting down to 2 panels after saying "why are you assuming we'll eat with you"

[worthy canopy]

yeah he literally goes "why tf would I eat your food" and then 2 pages later he's eating his food

tsundere ass bitch

[mellow hemlock]

Au where Robin forces him to take home some of the leftovers and Kalego is all like "im not going to eat this" and then is flying home with the tupperware of the food and ends up eating it for breakfast the next day

Wakes up, doesn't really feel like cooking, sees the tupperware sitting in his fridge and is all like I GUESS I'll eat that

Robin comes up to him that workday in the teachers lounge with a packed lunch "I was so happy you ate my food that I wanted to cook you some more!"

"I don't want it."

Robin ignores his refusal and happily dumps the packed lunch onto Kalego's desk. Kalego's scowling at it like it just offended his entire bloodline but is still seen eating it at lunch that very same say

Repeat. Daily.

[tropic torrent]

Kalego: I’m only doing this so we don’t waste food.

Yea… keep telling yourself that

[topaz lynx]

They really are grumpy and sunshine pairing, no wonder I like them

[gritty trout]

Whatever makes you sleep at night

[little magnet]

Same trope. DIFFERENT FONT.

[worthy canopy]

https://twitter.com/4pOoCRJ37PckhWQ/status/1679191491309367297

アルゴル (@4pOoCRJ37PckhWQ)

制服同じ組のラクガキ

#魔入間

Twitter · Jul 12, 2023, 6:10 PM

[topaz lynx]

https://www.tumblr.com/nyansieur/722951784323284992/kalrobin-unfinishedabandoned-824-words-kalego?source=share

[worthy canopy]

omgg

[tropic torrent]

Xd “I feel bad for your students”

[small oxide]

awh 😭 this is so cute and well written

[topaz lynx]

They did a bunch of KalRobi art, too. A good Tumblr for KalRobi fans to look at

[mellow hemlock]

https://twitter.com/hisyoudenti/status/1681341688797601793?t=7ojGG3rmS_sgGhN3xqR1BA&s=19

非青口 (@hisyoudenti)

🍧

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 4:34 PM

a

[empty terrace]

WWAUUAUGHHH ?!?!?

[mellow hemlock]

Food

Finally

Festival date

[small oxide]

Kalego's mask 💀🙏 I love them so much

[gritty trout]

Food!!

[worthy canopy]

there's a new kalrobin fic on ao3 ?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48582142/chapters/122545051

[clear rapids]

Archive Of Our Own

TACENDA

by kingofhqarts

**Rating:**

General Audiences

**Warnings:**

No Archive Warnings Apply

**Categories:**

M/M

**Fandoms:**

魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)

**Relationships:**

Bars Robin/Naberius Kalego

**Characters:**

Bars Robin, Naberius Kalego, Dandalion Dali, Valac Clara, Asmodeus Alice, Sabnock Sabro, Suzuki Iruma, Shax Lied, Andro M. Jazz, Ix Elizabetta

**Additional Tags:**

Procrastination at its finest, Robin is Kalego's biggest admirer, Babylus Demon School, Misfit Class (Mairimashita Iruma-kun), Familiars, Sun x Moon dynamic, Robin simps over Kalego's hot voice, Misfit Class as minor characters, Minor Canonical Character(s), Canon Universe, Canon Related, During Canon, Canon with extra scenes, Sunshine x Tsundere
​

**Summary:**

Bars Robin has been assigned to Babylus Demon School for his first year as a certified educator and he could not be more enthusiastic. Why would he not be? Not only would he meet lovely students that he would help shape into decent demons, he would also meet his idol, the perfect demon as he liked to call him; Naberius Kalego. But, upon entering the school, he did not consider the possibility of falling in love with that most extraordinary man.
​

Words: 3,212 | Chapters: 1/? | Language: English | Published: 2023-07-19

[small oxide]

NEED

The fact there's 2-3 spaces between each word is a little irking but I love this

[mellow hemlock]

NEW FOOD

[worthy canopy]

I need to read this but I'm 2 seconds away from passing out rn

[small oxide]

That was fun

[gritty trout]

FOOD

[tropic torrent]

O.o wow

[worthy canopy]

https://twitter.com/pina_mirm/status/1678771385622212609

ピナ子 (@pina_mirm)

リクエストよりロビン先生とカルエゴ先生

Twitter · Jul 11, 2023, 2:21 PM

[gritty trout]

I'm starving

[small oxide]

Me too 🙏

[mellow hemlock]

OMG OMG OMG

[worthy canopy]

ouhhh I miss drawing robin. perhaps it is time to go back

[mellow hemlock]

MORE ROBIN CONTENT

PLEASE

[worthy canopy]

his birthday is coming up so he'll get a lot of content then

but before that there's jazz's birthday

[mellow hemlock]

Many birthdays

[worthy canopy]

so many birthdays

I'll try to make bday art for both of them

but I might fail

80% chance of failure

[mellow hemlock]

Same the time is going by so fast and I draw so slow

I'm also still buried in art and writing wips

[worthy canopy]

exactly

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1125273222758281296/1131132289766666321/saddings.gif

[tropic torrent]

I'm like... so tired lol

[gritty trout]

Kalego as Stolas
Robin as Blitzø
Opera/Momonoki as Stella
Iruma as Octavia

[gritty trout]

Put that into an au and I'm interested

[mellow hemlock]

Who are these people

What characters

[topaz lynx]

Helluva Boss

[teal jackal]

wahh helloo

[gritty trout]

Hello

[small oxide]

[mellow hemlock]

Rn we're all currently kinda dead due to Robin and Kalego interaction withdrawals, but hopefully once we get one we can go insane again

[gritty trout]

Yes

[small oxide]

sighhh
our time will come

[gritty trout]

One day

[spice plume]

robielgo shippers will rise some point.

[small oxide]

eventually

[mellow hemlock]

https://twitter.com/jungsuk_0214/status/1619548869989380097?t=DXfQstfUZ5qyHKmwDRbTLg&s=19

조용희 (@jungsuk_0214)

https://t.co/P1Jx4HxUDZ

Twitter · Jan 29, 2023, 4:11 AM

I don't even know what Robin said but this is incredible

[worthy canopy]

their faces

[teal jackal]

robin said “I’m off work!” i think

[teal jackal]

it makes me giggle

[mellow hemlock]

This is what sends Kalego into a wicked phase

[small oxide]

They're too silly

[gleaming quest]

Ulquiorra

Nishi, please give me a few frames down the line of Robin and Kalego drinking and bitching they hate family politics and suddenly realizing they have something in common. Robin overjoyed, Kalego horrified.

Jump

[Go to message!](#🕸royal-one🕸 message)

#🕸royal-one🕸

[tropic torrent]

Dang it I didn’t know these auto linked

[worthy canopy]

oouhhh

[mellow hemlock]

AAA

[worthy canopy]

https://twitter.com/GamramRock/status/1687728850296541184/

😈감람석カンラン石 (@GamramRock)

500팔로워 감사합니다!!
フォロワー500人ありがとうございます ! !

Likes

126

Twitter · Aug 5, 2023, 7:34 AM

[gleaming quest]

Ougghh...

[small oxide]

He's actually the silliest

[mellow hemlock]

Aa

[topaz lynx]

Canon? KalRobi?

[teal jackal]

WHY DOES ROBIN LOOK LIKE HE'S MAKING DIO'S FACE

[spice plume]

YES

[mellow hemlock]

WHY DID THEY TRANSLATE IT TO BE EVEN MORE GAY

"he's just shy! You should be more proactive!"
"Jump into my arms!"

[topaz lynx]

Right??? I wheezed, bless the translators for feeding KalRobi shippers

[small oxide]

AAAAAAAAAAAA KALROBI CANONNNNN EAEAEAE "JUMP INTO MY ARMS" OKAY ZESTFEST AJZUXHDGGRRRRRRRRAAAAUAUAUAGH GIGGGGDANASNDNSHAVAHHA

[late dew]

It's all fun and games with Robin "Jump into my arms" Bars until I turn it into angst

[spice plume]

Dont you dare😭

[gritty trout]

Make it sad

[topaz lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/bring-it-on-kuzco-lama-gif-16822682

[gritty trout]

Ideed

[spice plume]

Im writing KaliRobi angst prepare yoir tissues

Your

Shit i cant spell

[mellow hemlock]

My KalRobiBal piece on pixiv is surprisingly still getting likes

JPMairuma likes KalRobiBal I suppose

[worthy canopy]

that's surprising

that reminds me isn't there like oooone artist who always draws orias x robin x marbas

carrying the ship all by themself

[teal jackal]

The ship is actually kinda cute

[mellow hemlock]

I think I know who u talking about

The newbie teacher trio

[late dew]

This is what I like to see

[teal jackal]

wait can you send me the link

[teal jackal]

ccan you tell me their user too

i wanna see more robin

[worthy canopy]

I don't think I'll be able to find it >_>

I don't rmr their user at all

[teal jackal]

awwe

[mellow hemlock]

Sure it's from July of last year though https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106826811

[teal jackal]

They look so fire 👀

[mellow hemlock]

Thanks! My art was pretty bad back then so I don't know how I drew that, I just got possessed and drew something levels higher than my abilities then out of sheer KalRobiBal insanity

[small oxide]

ZOMG ROBIB???? 😍😍 IT LORRKS SO GOODF

[mellow hemlock]

Thank you hehehehe

[small oxide]

My honest reaction

[gritty trout]

i either want to work on my fic or i want to make an angst draft

[mellow hemlock]

Flip a coin

[gritty trout]

Ok

It's make a draft

[grand cairn]

Nom noms

[spice plume]

Nom

This used to be so active

[tropic torrent]

Indeed

[mellow hemlock]

https://vxtwitter.com/carbonated_mayo/status/1251965216646184968?t=nEpBmAR3EDE7yHh_9qI0LA&s=19

KALROBI

[mellow hemlock]

Lack of new food

Moment the two appear in the same page uk I'm losing it and making another kalrobi wip

[small oxide]

WHAT OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROBIN

[mellow hemlock]

WHO ARTIST

PLEASE SOURCE ARTISTS

NO UNSOURCED ARTWORK PLEASE

Thwm

[digital hull]

@janome1356 on twt

[bright raft]

wow a month ago huh

i did this for pride month this year because i had a funny idea

[small oxide]

omg they're so silly

the leg garter goes crazy
but now i wonder who mario would be in this situation

[bright raft]

no mario needed kalego killed him for the princess anyway ❤️/J

[small oxide]

LMAO

kalrobi is litt everything

[bright raft]

kalrobi makes the world go round

[small oxide]

REALLLLL

[digital hull]

Kalrobi is one of the reasons i still live

[bright raft]

youre so right for that

[small oxide]

omg the bubbles are color coded!! /j

[mellow hemlock]

HELP

[frail zenith]

kalrobi!!

[bright raft]

kalrobi indeed

[bright raft]

2 more years so we can have a singular panel frame of robin and kalego in the same room i swear guys it's gonna happen

they're gonna acknowledge each other in the same environment its gonna be sick

[small oxide]

kalrobi mindset

[frail zenith]

that would be in 2030

[bright raft]

still sounds soon enough

its ok i can waif

[small oxide]

^^^

[random wind]

pspspsps @teal jackal

[teal jackal]

👁️

What is it senpai!

🙏

[random wind]

Kalrobi is so cute bro

[teal jackal]

TRUE

I love the way Robin and Kalego interact with eachother

Average sibling relationship fr 🙏

[random wind]

Ah yes

GRABS FACE

[teal jackal]

Suffocates

[random wind]

Thats the average interaction/j

[teal jackal]

wish i was kalego

[random wind]

[teal jackal]

🙏

[random wind]

THAT

THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG VEL

[teal jackal]

HE

Pretend

you did not

see that

😭

[random wind]

Stares at you with judgement

[teal jackal]

smiles innocently

I got that idea from one of my ocs wanting to shut that annoying face of his

🙏

[random wind]

..

[gleaming quest]

Jules

[Reply to:](#1017215319103770644 message) ..

Velanova

The urge to draw Vaeryl bashing Robin’s head against the wall

Jump

[Go to message!](#1020351974648074310 message)

#⚔ Mairuma OCs Battalia! ⚔

[teal jackal]

HELP??

dont ask

😭

Vaeryl just hates his guts 🙏

[small oxide]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOTERALLLYYLHHK

[bright raft]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CzH6E5ugYDN/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

animwefan

Been changing my drawing style for a while but haven’t posted here on while, I’m still keeping my other style but I also like this one so here’s a bit of an art dump #mairimashitairumakun #welcometodemonschoolirumakun #digitalart

Instagram

[ancient gale]

Kalrob

👍

[bright raft]

hello

[ancient gale]

Hello

What is kalrobi?

[bright raft]

the ship name

kalego + robin = kalrobi

[ancient gale]

Scary sensei + green sensei = couple?

I like green sensei

[bright raft]

this is their relationship batra
doesn't need to be necessarily romantic but yeah we discuss their relation here

and also wait for them to interact every 30 chapters (joke)

[ancient gale]

I really like the sensei

I want to see more sensei

Very interesting

[bright raft]

we here think the same

for that there's also a robin batra if you want

[ancient gale]

Is it the one called the religious one

Very scary

I am scared

[bright raft]

oh don't worry! it's just a joke metaphor

it's just for those who are big fans of robin

[ancient gale]

Is there one for the future sensei i will see in book?

Will this appear more?

[bright raft]

yes!

he will appear more

there's a chapter a lot of the senseis will have a bunch of screentime

[ancient gale]

It's a boy woww

[bright raft]

oh yeah that's marbas!

i dont think there's a batra for him, but you can make one if you want!

[ancient gale]

So scared sensei is name is Marbas?

Very cool

That is name in demonology

Does he have other name?

[bright raft]

ah yes his full name is marbas march

[bright raft]

most of the iruma kun characters are demons from the goetia and are inspired by them!

[ancient gale]

March? The month?

[ancient gale]

Very cool

[bright raft]

well march can be used as a name as well

[ancient gale]

Very outstanding name

But I think his mom and dad don't have idea for his name

I am going to complain to his parent

Green sensei comfort Scary sensei

How nice of him

[bright raft]

there's a version he said "jump into my arms"

[ancient gale]

A big hug

Very cute

But green sensei is too tiny

[bright raft]

its okay kalego can lift him up so they stay the same height ❤️

[ancient gale]

That picture in my mind looks wrong

[shut zealot]

I LOVE THEM SOSOSOSOSOSOSOOSSO MUCH

[mellow hemlock]

I forgot about this batra woop

[quiet mason]

Honestly I was surprised by the number of messages in this channel despite being inactive for 9 months (it's still ahead of ShichiKal channel )

[mellow hemlock]

Oh wow! That's actually impressive I didn't realize we were ahead so much

Must've gone incredibly insane during the peak of insanity huh

[quiet mason]

Yes!!

[bright raft]

the kalrobi batra rises once again

[small oxide]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[mellow hemlock]

There's a recent art of robibal that made me think about them again

https://twitter.com/hisyoudenti/status/1779295494013128843?t=-jYhyGUqPIqqRq1XaDuhLQ&s=19

非青口 (@hisyoudenti) on X

魔界でも縁起がいいとかあるのかしらならくがき

Twitter · Apr 13, 2024, 11:47 PM

[late dew]

Do my eyes deceive me..? Is this activity in this batra I see?

[bright raft]

mayhaps

[tropic torrent]

We shot up by a few thousand I think Xd