#KalRobi(Bal) Batra
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Also I used to work 8-7 everyday so I didn't really want to go to bed in like 3-4 hours after that when part of it was taken by chores and stuff
NO YOU ARENT
I work less hours but same thing still LMAO
Ohh sibling fight
I shall watch. As the oldest brother.
no we just yell like this its our thing
also same it was an incredibly useless experience
we're like cute


this isme andlucas
I also never did hw but my teachers never failed me bc they liked me
Tiny
Damn that's nice
The only thing I was good at was math
Which is funny bc. I still don't know my multiplication table
<- guy with dyscalculia
Or division table
I wasn't understanding fucking anything in hs math class
idk how I made it through
<- cookie with
I actually liked math but by my third year my like for it was killed by teachers
idk
wel l i'm dyslexic
cookie wtlith dyslxeixia
Nd lucas with dyscalculia
we are holding hands
There was one point in my second year I was basically bedridden everyday, but I still made myself go to school by my 7th period for math class
my teachers are the only reason why i dont hate every minute im at school tbh (aside from seeing my friends)
bc my teachers are super sweet and tehy all love me and give me treats
bc im awesome
Oh that's sweet
yeah
My friends went to different schools in my second year, and I didn't get to know anyone else really until my third and then COVID hit and I lost contact with majority
gah
But I mean. School wasn't terrible? I hated going but no dark depressing reason. It'd be stranger to like going to school tbh
Like oh yeah I LOVE waking up at 7 in the morning, getting dressed, driving in 40+ minute traffic in the morning and then start lessons on something I'll forget next week
School sux
I hope you get out soon
in other news
happy 10k messages to this battler
we reached it by complaining abt school
wooo
my school is just a 10 min walk lol
Man I wish that was the case for me
actually. thats the fun part
walking
to school
thats the highlight of mu day
bc i sing showtunes at the top of my lungs
My middle school was 50 minutes (walking) away and across a interstate/2nd biggest street in the city (we're one of the top 10 biggest cities in America itself) where nobody would stop regardless of if it was your turn or not, so every time I crossed it I would nearly get hit. And then I'd still have said 50m walk ahead
jeez
thats terrifying
thereve been times where i almost got hit walking to school but nowhere near as intense as that
this was self inflicted though bc I was supposed to take the school bus but the bus came at 7:15 sometimes earlier and I could never make myself get there before it
Half the time I'd miss it and just go ah welp guess I'm walking >nearly gets hit<
It wasn't that bad in the morning though. It was cool and not hot. The same could not be said for after school
Texas heat
oh man
I JUST PUT MY REMOTE IN MY ICE CREAM
AHAEHAWIEUIAUHAAHAH
yeah ur not one to say anything
I put ice cream in my cat tower and forgot I did so I threw my remote in there and it landed in the bowl
Anyways I know I've said something similar before but I can't get it out of my head. Robin cooking meals for Kalego and Balam and giving it to them everyday at school
i want robin to cook me meals....
I'm sure they're tasty considering not even Kalego didn't complain about it
maybe they're the leftovers from when he cooks for the teachers at the dorms
he always makes some extra for balam and kalego since they don't live in the dorms
Maybe it starts off like that but then he starts making separate meals just for them
maybe ...
Like first it's just like "oh there's plenty of leftovers for them! I'll give them some!" and then at some point it becomes "would Kalego/Balam-sensei like this kind of meal?" and then end up preparing said meals separately
Tailored just to the two of them instead of something for the entirety of the dorms staff
cute
robin makes it his goal to get kalego to praise his food instead of just not complaining
And Balam gives him a happy smile each time that makes Robin all giddyβhe even got a headpat once and now he wants another!
So soft
I love them
KalRobiBal.....
Beloved....
Kalego actually getting used to the delivered daily meals
kalego getting surprised when the quality of the meals only keeps increasing bc robin is so determined to wow him
I feel like he'd just go ".... The hell?" when he opens up his container to see everything overly displayed and decorated. And with more food then necessary.
Like the meal is sparkling. Why is it sparkling. What the hell did he do to it.
HYGHJUHYJIK if it were student au robin would add hearts and love messages written in sauce for him
HYEWHUYAWEH NOOO
what if baby student robbie used to be a terrible cook actually but he improved so much over the years just so he could take better care of kalego since his senpai wouldn't stop overworking himself without any lunch breaks
"Ohhh, looks like Robin-sensei went all out."
"Why the hell did he do such a pointless thing? Simple is best. Also, does he seriously expect me to eat all this on break?"
"It's the thought that counts, you can always save some for later."
This is so cute
Gonna die
Younger Robbie burning food and his fingers, getting cuts from knives, all while trying to figure out how to cook for Kalego
robin is not a naturally patient person and he definitely forgot food on the stove multiple times so I can see him being a terrible cook when he was younger
He's an archer so I thought he was pretty patient
But maybe it's not so much patience but rather focus
Ahhh right I feel like that's contradicting*
Intro of himself he states he gets distracted easily, but then beats Lied on focus and teaches him it
Maybe it's moreso just too much focus to the point it's basically distraction
Focused so much on his preparation he didn't even realize it was time for school
well those r not contradictory statements if you consider how the brain works when choosing on what to focus on <- guy who knows way too much about psychology and neurology and adhd stuff specifically
It's nearly 1am I'm not thinking that heavily rn sry LMAO
adhd causes a deficit of motivation hormones in the brain that makes you chase after the most interesting thing and once you find it you latch onto it. that's how hyperfixating and hyperfocusing happen
My brain refuses to put that much effort rn
JHNYGHJHGFHJ
this is to say that robin probably can't focus on things unless they're really interesting to him to which he then ends up hyperfocusing instead
Makes sense
a
Balam
One day when Robin is handing Balam his meal like usual, Balam asks, "Today, would you like to eat together?" with a small, friendly smile
Robin stares at him for a second before practically exploding with glee.
He's nodding repeatedly, eyes sparkling, and blabbing on and on excitedly about how if he knew they'd eat together, he'd have prepared something better instead, but that he hopes he still likes today's food as well. He's getting all up in Balam's space in his excitement and Balam just gives him a head pat and Robin explodes again
He never ate with Balam before, because Balam prefers to eat alone or only with Kalego due to his scar
But Balam invited him! On his own! To eat together! He even got a headpat!!!
I sleep now bc I unfortunately have work again and I'm running on 5h of sleep LMAO
Uaaaagh I hope I dream of KalRobiBal
Or even just RobiBal if 3 characters is too much for my brain
that picture is what I feel like when I'm motion sick
Oh gosh 5 digits
may our insanity grow ever stronger
normal thing to say w/ a kiriwo pfp
Kiriwo moment
The lengths I go through for KalRobiBal. Drawing Kalego full body side view rn
Traditionally
Complete side view
this is why I put on the pfp to begin with. kept having too many kiriwo moments
bless
saying this makes me feel like a guy who was forced to put on a clown outfit
after clowning too much
I used to have a Kiriwo pfp on twt and here for awhile but then desire for Robin overtook my desire of Kiriwo insanity
I have a robin pfp on twitter, kiriwo on discord and jazzllocer on tumblr so I can have it all
Brain so big
Apparently spontaneous human combustion is a real thing and I feel like one day I'll actually explode bc of this ship or another
spontaneous human combustion is a myth but you can get to be the first one to prove scientists wrong
I will
Right in front of their face
I'll walk right in front of a scientist, think super hard about KalRobiBal, and then explode right there and then
good luck with that
Head so full of RobiBal napping together cuddling
Balam's hand still on Robin's head/back from when he was petting him until he fell asleep too
Wings draped over Robin like a blanket
His face is buried in Robin's hair
I need to stop being such a stupidly slow artist so I can draw everything that I want faster
Me too
Sleepy RobiBal kisses
I'm gonna die
Robin kissing sleepy Balam all over
Sleepy Balam grumbling and burying his face into Robin
Pulling him closer bc he keeps moving and he's sleepy
that makes me think robin is like the teddy bear balam cuddles at night
kind of annoying to have a teddy that won't sit the fuck still though
Hold closer and squeeze
it's not even that robin is trying to break free it's that he keeps moving and snuggling and kissing and touching everywhere bc cuddling w/ balam makes him So Happy he can't help himself
He just needs to kiss Balam all over or he will just combust
the way robin fans go insane and explode on the daily just thinking abt robin mirrors the character's own hyperactivity . food for thought
U so right
It is almost 1 but I am RobiBallin so hard rn
I cannot say what I'm writing here but just know I am cooking
I'm also cooking
I had a plan for this drawing
and I scratched that whole plan I had
and am just painting all over it doing whatever the fuck I want now
bc it was driving me crazy
Fair
I feel like this
I don't think I can finish this unless I redraw it for like the 4th time
my drawing process is not usually this pained I think there's a fucking curse around trying to create content for kalrobi(bal)
that makes every creator's process extremely painful

I'm just trying to draw headpats and this is the hardest drawing I've tried to do in months
Headpats hard for me bc the way the hand and arm works for raising it onto the head kills me
I've drawn poses much harder but
every kalrobi(bal) piece specifically that I've tried to make has given me nothing but headache
it's a curse
KalRobiBal meant to bring joy. Not pain
Not recommended but I have no right to say anything
don't worry I have ample experience
technically a bad thing if you consider the implication of me having pulled all nighters many times before but. I'm driven by my desperation to spread the kalrobibal agenda
me like an hour ago: I'm determined I'm gonna stay up all night drawing kalrobibal
me rn:
Please sleep if you need it!
I do that plenty enough every day :I
sometimes I can just sit down and draw something from start to finish in a single drawing session but. like I said b4 trying to draw kalrobibal has been giving me pain
nothing but suffering
had a dream where this battler got renamed to krb
help
HELP
I OPENED THIS SERVER AND TJOUGHT THE DREAM WAS ACTUALLY REAL
EUAHEUAHEUAHEH
You achieved your dream
AHAHAHAHAA
my dreams are often like this
really random and mundane
I'm still waiting for the day I get a KalRobiBal or IruKiri dream
i've been getting mairuma dreams for ages
I recently had a random small and vague IruSoi dream so I know it's within my realm of possibilities
Lucky
I want mairuma dreams
one time my dream was that kalego was my teacher but i was the only student
That IruSoi dream was my first fictional character dream ever
and it was ooc af because he was being nice to me
For me that'd be a nightmare
pls
A character being extremely ooc? In my head? I'd be horrified
Sounds like Kirby in my head but like I got lazy and forgot to finish the "ee"
no yeah i think in my dream i remarked that it looked like kirby
I achieved your dreams once more
thanks
onetime i had a dreak where i was messaging lucas
and
i woke up
and.continued the conversatikn
that didnt actually happen
and he was confused
That sounds like something I'd do
I think I had a dream where I was student opera
and one where I was playing video games with friends
krb
krb
we were playing an mmo trying to kill a boss and we failed like so many times
the student opera dream I don't actually remember much of anymore bc I went back to sleep after I had that dream. I only vaguely rmr that it happened
I wish I was student opera they have so much swag
i have swag
icant believe ots called krb now
i keep thinking my ddeak was deal.pls
dream was real
I
I had a moment where I wondered why you keep repeating this as if it's unbelievable and fucking up your head bc to me I think my dreams actually happened irl quite a lot too but once I realize they weren't real I never forget that information again but then I realized it's probably because your dreams are vivid and realistic while mine are not
For me dreams are "oh it was just a dream" (goes back to bed)
Like even when they're nightmares enough to wake me up, the moment I do I realize it was just a dream and go back to bed
my brain is shit at visualizing stuff so all of my dreams are pretty foggy
I forget all of them and only rmr the nightmares which r usually just video game monsters chasing after me
I don't even remember my dreams half the time either
The ones I do remember are because they're so random I'm just confused
yeah π
Starving Batra (KalRobi(Bal) Batra)
ok ill feed
Please
my mind went immediately to robin rto but i feel like that would break lucas and make him shatter into five million tiny little lucas pieces
holy fuck its so wimdy outside
I drew Robin RTO he drives me insane please give me RTO Robin
well i have to think
i'm sleep6
your status is so relatable
btw
like same
i'm fallintbthe sleep
no cuz one time I was talking to liz abt how much I miss robin and they randomly said "wicked phase robin ?" and I almost dropped dead on the spot
this is what i fucking mean
i want wicked phase robin ....
that seems so yummy delicious
"I want robin he doesn't have any relevance in season 2" (we're watching season 2)
what would robin b like during his wicked phase
I will get banned
help
honestly I have no idea
I don't know enough abt demon wicked phases
i'm in my wicked phase
sure you are
i lied
I must maintain my silence
im just depressed
pls
omg lied like the Guy from the Thing

anw
hat would rpbin be like
wicked phase
how do people get out of their wicked phases does it just wear off
once tjeyve relieved their stress or whatevrr???
I ges ???
robin wicked phase. this is my contribution to the starving battler
that was not a contribution
now i'll stop thinking my drwam was real since the name isnt krb anymore
ok fine ill think
I think you should stop saying "I'll feed you" when ur too occupied agonizing in paining to feed anybody
why cant i feed ppl
every time you try you come up short
I'll draw something even if I die
My power just flickered off thank God I wasn't drawing yet
Thank you procrastination for making me procrastinate the dishes for so long bc my power just went completely out as I typed this
I was about to draw amen
I will never finish my dishes if I speak on that
people who are dating go on dates righ- what kind of question is this
I mean usually yeah but maybe not all
has the thought ever crossed your mind that you probably can't come up w/ any ship ideas/prompts/scenarios bc you have no idea how romance even works at all
Lol so true
i can do whatever i put my mind to
can you really
YES
this isn't even a ship you're attached to or care about
anybody have good pictures of balam I can use as reference ???
no
What hairstyle
Wait so do you want the short hair?
Like shaved or the short long hair when it first started growing back
When he shaved it?
yeah
Ok one sec
Short
Killing myself bc I dug through and found all the pics, went to send them and then got an error msg saying the files were blank. It deselected all I found, I had to find them again, and then had to take a sc of the images
help JJHUYUJHGY
Oh really? That's like The Omake for ShichiKal
I REALIZED THAT JUST NOW
bc i vagyely remembered the lasy panel
i rmr it now
I have a bunch of longer hair Shichiro
send them too I love collecting images
Killing myself why are all my files "empty" THEY'RE IN MY FUCKING GALLERY
There
More short haired Balam
nog me thinking the vase was robin
He's always with them
help EUIAWEHIUA
that gave me the idea
for kalrobibal since there's so little scenes where the three of them appear together but plenty where two of them show up (kalego and robin and also kalego and balam) it'd be funny to try to
draw the missing member into those scenes
Find the Robin
I miss robin som uch
every new manga chapter without robin I grow more insane
what if i stepped on spongebob
why would you do that to poor spunchbap
Water would come out but go back in bc he's underwater anyway
no
No
why
He's been crushed several times, his brain never popped out
I think it squishes with him
Probably
Bc he actually has one
squished brain is real
So maybe it just squishes like a sponge
he does have a brain the reason i rmr this is the halloween episode where patrick shaved his sponge off and his brain and face were rhe only thinhs left
yeah
He's even been diced into pieces and crumbled into dust
Maybe it fuses back together with him
KalRobiBal batra, where it's 10% KalRobiBal, and 90% everything else
I mean probably
He'd survive
kalrobibal batra where cookies wants to dice spongebob into pieces
seriously we talk abt everything in here
I was gonna write ShichiKal but then I burned out before I even got to the ShichiKal
I went to get grape juice and I came back to you guys talking about torturing spongebob
yeah i'm
I mean it's just a few of us so as long as it's within server rules idc what happens here lmao
Is the grape juice yummy at least
well i was writing iruma angst and i came baxk and i saw spongebob
no it tastes bland as fuck
Damn
and I was the one who made it
Double damn
triple damn
this is so fucking funny
It's ok for me. Just somehow it keeps slipping into this fic even tho it's meant to be gen
in the kalrobibal batra of all places
Like oh yeah this is a gen fic. Don't mind the family date
pls
My greatest despair about this fic is that there's no Robin. So far, no Robin scenes whatsoever or any planned
yk I think this is the most likely battler to be talking abt torturing characters considering 2 main members consist of Vile and Kidnap
How to secretly KalRobi without Robin

VILE KIDNAP AND COOKIES
my problem with shichikal is that it doesn't torture kalego enough
it's a relationship he'd be happy with
that can't happen
Agreed
I almost choked on my juice because of this
It's me
nice selfie
Thanks I twerked my hardest
I need to find a way to sneak Robin in there
I need totally-not-KalRobi scenes
kidnap the way u use cat pics all the time reminds me cat reaction pictures used to be My Thing . like I have so many in my folders
used to be?
I have 500+
whats my thing
I still use this one often
being cute
bc I am always dying
i had a feeling you would say this
ok
crumbling like a cookie
no i like the first answer better
wah
visual representation of kalrobibal. kalego is the cat. the bread slices r robin and balam
the hand is this battler
the floor is this server
Shitting myself and wailing. Was thinking oh I could at least mention Robin in passing, and then I remembered it's pre-canon so I can't write him at all
the fingers are each of us
you can if you make it students au /j
It's a different au so I can't
sad
I can't secretly KalRobi. This is a terrible realization
Or even secretly RobiBal
it's a good idea though
make something that's shichikal but actually ... secretly ... kalrobibal
It's not ShichiKal either but that does sound like a good idea
I have gotten interested in ships that were just in a writing as a joke and not actual ships
insidious propaganda
For now I've been luring people by tagging it ShichiKal first, and then the others after
When it's just RobiBal nobody reads it and I scream cry shit weep wail shake throw up and kill myself
you've gotten interested in a ship with a nameless background character and opera simply bc the background character in question owns a cat so I don't think it's fair to use you as a baseline for anything
You see my reasoning behind that was
Like cat
And Opera cat
And I'm insane
that said I'm also a ctpera fan so I don't think I'm one to talk either
I don't think there's anybody normal in this battler
They make me so sane
Too bad majority of the writing I have for them can't be sent in this server
lmao
I want
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want birb kalrobibal cuddles
they r the bird trio after all
That Robin fits so well how???
but yea they are all birds
Robin: Literally his name
Kalego: Eggie-sensei
Balam: Literally has bird talons
Xd I realise that Iβm mostly quiet here unless someone here posts food or I just posted food
I am furiously sketching robibal
ARHEFSDKJCXN THEY'RE SO CUTE
thank you
Okay so
you know how birds regrow their feathers from time to time yeah? They have these little 'spikes' and there's the feather inside
and they will rub their head or body against something to set the feather free
it's also somewhat of a painful process so they'll also rub against stuff or ask for scritches because it relieves their pain
so anyway Balam was mentioned to molt too
so uh
someone petting his feathers to relieve the process
thnak you for coming to my ted talk bye

I changed the sketch a bit and decided I like it after all
also nobody ask me what time it is where I live or when was the last time I slept as the answer to both questions would be concerning
Omg nice pfp
Also please get some sleep Xd
Just woke up exactly 11m ago I am gonna explode
But agreed please sleep
If you die or fall ill you can't KalRobiBal
I love imagining Robin doing this
Like usually Kalego is the one to help but Balam kept forgetting to ask Kalego. So Robin, who was just there and heard Balam talk about how the feathers on the back were hard to remove properly on his own, offers to help
thank you. I'll definitely go back to kiriwo eventually but for now this represents me
it's ok I went to sleep afterwards
ur pfp is so fucking funny
it's just a normal robin screenshot
OO{UUUUUGGGGUGGHH it's ok I'm ok I just thought about robin
I want to think about nothing but KalRobiBal
I'm gonna try to RobiBal despite comfy bed
I doubt I'll finish the piece because even at max insanity I never finish bc I'm so incredibly slow
good luck soldier
I failed to escape bed hell
welp
just so the battler doesn't go hungry
I sketched this the other day w/o thinking too much abt it but what if kalrobin body swap
afterwards I tried to sketch the accompanying kalego too but . without his signature kalego expression he looked so unrecognizable as kalego that I gave up
it was haunting to look at
If I speak
I must hold my tongue
I'm in danger
It's because I'm barely holding myself back
u good over there?
I have to be dragged to the other server during the live reading sessions involving Robin or Balam
No
oh ok
sorry for exacerbating your mental illness I didn't realize my drawing was gonna awaken something
rip hope they find a cure for your affliction (I say as if I'm not just as bad if not worse)
draw him
I feel like the orirobi fanartists r 10x more dedicated than we r. they pump out so much art every day
I see soooo much fanart on my tl π
There's just a large number
Also I have too many wips I had to hold back and not start another
ue ue ue (sounds of crying)

exactly me
No it's me
;-;
Maybe I should just quit my job to pursue a career in drawing KalRobiBal and irukiri
I wouldn't make any profit but I'd be happy
grrrr
Xd
me when I wake up, obsess over kalrobibal and jazzllocer, go to sleep, repeat forever
God I wish that was me
I have a bunch of things I should do actually I'm just procrastinating
Me too I was supposed to work on the KalRobi piece and instead I'm reading
hi gang
Hello
I even said ok if I'm not gonna draw I at least gotta finish studying. And then I did a 10m session and tapped out
Lol
Suffering as always
complaining hours in this battler? already?
i just finished writing a 2k fic
like 10 mins ago
nowi have nothing to do
except make people read it
so i come visit
haiii
speaking of fic
thankx
considering if I would be able to write something for the explosion but maybe it'd be better if I just focus on making art instead
Sleep
i thought it was still march
Oh I thought u said 6am
hep
lp i was so confused
Yeah time goes by fast
I have very little confidence in my writing abilities but drawing I can do
i thought you were implying that i was so sleepy bc i got the dates wrong
I was like oh haha I have plenty of time until the timeline and then I'm 2 weeks away w nothing completed
Yeah it's actually February go back to sleep
help .m
I wish it was February
February was my vacation so I wouldn't mind going back
at least im mairumaing
time goes by too fast for my taste
I need another vacation
Same
It goes by terribly slow while I'm at work and I'm wanting the day to end already, but when I'm out of it it goes by too fast
GAAAAAHHHHHHH
I really wish my desire to KalRobiBal so hard to the point of near explosion didn't only appear while I'm at work and unable to do so
I hope to KalRobiBal explosion tomorrow
I want to unleash my insanity
Also the hair is still bothering me for the Kalego I drew earlier
Hate his hair, I should just draw him bald from now on
robibal battler no more kalego
FUCK KALEGO
............................................
thats what i thought too
bc then u can cover the hair
flower over the wing shit
LMAO
Idk, Robin or Balam made him something for the cold cold winter they knitted him something
this is not an appropriate way to speak to your older brother..... did nobody teach you manners....
what the fuck is that response
I'm
you'e GAY
no that'd be ||your mom. lol. also you lost the game||
six machine moment
help me not six machine
STOP
HFEWY66WRUBDASFN
I know ok
that reminds me I am so fucking cold rn
I'm gonna steal kalego's winter cap
read: i am plagued by the undying urge to write
so i need to keep writing new fics
or else i'll implode or whatever
actually yea
thats how i've been writing so much
jazzllocer fic when....

imagine
opening the jazzllocer tag
ME ...
and seeing ONE fic there
no way
your fic
yeah
you'd be a pioneer (trying to manipulate you)
ok
I'm a good beta reader
you really are
and for jazzllocer
i want the master of jazzllocer to give me his thots
and onions
of course
well anyway
the master of jazzllocer π
i'm tired as fuck and i guess tomorrow i'll continue working on my jazzllocer fic
or my iruazz fic but probably jazzllocer bc you've manipulated me
smh
woooo emotional manipulation
I'M SO COLD GOD
oh
whi
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
hey kalrobiballers if I drew a mairuma comic should I make it right to left or left to right
I really wanna draw kalrobin kiss
hmmm
I think right to left has the benefit of being easier to read for the japanese fans even if they can't read the words
and most western manga fans will probably be used to either one anyway
since a good part (read: the majority) of the fandom is from the east side it might make more sense to make them right to left
Yeah thats why for mairuma I always just cram in a jp tl
Or at least my best attempts at one
I don't have enough confidence in my jp skills to do that
Me neither I just treat it as practice
It's most definitely wrong and or full of grammatical errors, but I tried at least
I would forever feel shame
I just kill myself and then come back from the dead
sounds kinda gruesome
Not really. God couldn't keep me down even if he wanted me to
I already died once it was inconvenient
HUH
what
I feel KalRobiBal brimming in me bones
It is gradually increasing as I speak
I am gonna wait till it bursts and then go insane
potion of operafication
Kalego is a Turkish angora
Balam is a maine coon
Robin is a orange cat
Yes just orange cat bc nobody refers to them by breeds
I actually didn't think about that I was just struck w the thought of KalRobiBal cats
I have an orange cat
Kalego
Orange cats have 0 braincells or at most 1, and are extremely hyper and clingy, so I thought that fit Robin
Regardless of breeds they're all the same
my cat is indeed extremely hyper and clingy and does not have a single braincell
I used to have another orange cat I took care of for 10 years but he was extremely aggressive
still clingy as fuck with me though
Balam
Yeah every orange cat I've seen is always all over their owner
In the most uncomfortable, inconvenient way possible
Cat Robin climbing over Kalego's face to cuddle w him, interrupting his nap
Cat Kalego snaps at him each time but he never learns
Cat Balam is often a bed for either or both of them
He doesn't mind
Cat Balam loves to groom them
Especially cat!Robin, so cat!Robin's fur is often messy from being mlemed so much
my cat is just like robin he never understands when ppl r mad at him π
Cat!Kalego spends most of his day high up somewhere napping. Cat!Robin spends most of his day running around and playing with random stuff on the floor like bottle caps or wires. Cat!Balam just goes with the flow. Mostly sprawled out taking up the entire couch bc of his size, or lying on the floor
I have a diff cat and they do not get along simply bc he keeps pestering her to play with him and he doesn't understand she's not PLAYING she's fucking hissing at him to FUCK OFF
Cat KalRobi
It's exactly that
Robin begging Kalego to play with him and there's just low growls and hisses before just straight up clawing or biting him
Robin
I just realized it's the same fucking thing whenever I go "I shan't say it" in our server
yep
Lol I remember my warriors cat AU
thinking abt kalrobin first meeting and how/when exactly robin first fell in love with kalego
the first time they met was probably when kalego tutored robin off-screen/before iruma's enrollment
kalego of course being the super strict teacher he is criticized robin mercilessly over every little thing
but also robin couldn't help but notice how he didn't just criticize him or belittled him, he always taught him the right way. always so dignified, too
robin's ambition is to be a teacher so he was probably ecstatic to get the job but we see in canon that he's still very inexperienced and for example in the teacher's banquet chapter/episode he misunderstand what the relationship between teachers and students are really like
so during his tutoring he lets his enthusiasm take over a little too much. he forgets he's supposed to be a figure of respect, someone for the students to look up to, an example to all of them, and kalego is exactly that. he teaches robin what an exemplary teacher IS and maybe even reminds him why he took an interest in teaching in the first place
and I like to think that towards the end of their mentoring kalego recognizes robin's efforts and acknowledges that he has talent and a bright future ahead of him if he can get his head in place
and it's at that moment that robin becomes obsessed with getting that approval from kalego
ngl that depends on what the "tutoring" even is. For all we know their first meeting could have been on Robin's first day of school and the so-called "tutoring" is just Kalego being asked to look after Robin by Dali/Sullivan/Opera on his first few days as a teacher at Babyls.
if that were the case I think we would have seen them interact more. from the way they talked about it it seemed like something that happened in the past
but either way since nothing in canon confirms or denies it I'm just gonna hc it this way bc it makes more sense to me
They didn't, which is why Kalego denies having tutored Robin during the teachers' party if I am remembering it correctly.
he doesn't deny it though ?
robin asks momonoki who mentored her and she says kalego
and robin says "we're the same then!"
I honestly don't remember... hmmmm...
Well⦠Kalego could be interpreted as being confused
he doesn't deny it though
and idk why robin would say "we're the same" if kalego also didn't train him
Heβs technically still in charge no matter what the training actually entails
like why would he say that
Really it all boils down to what the training actually was
maybe nishi will never show what it entails
I took his "huh?" As confusion of Momonoki's reaction/response
I want to KalRobiBal explosion but there's another storm and I don't want the power to go out on me
I would drop dead if I didn't get to save in time
Well he still kinda is with Kalego, you just don't notice it as much
HEHEHEHEHEHE TYYY
its so funny
Student Kalego is so annoying
He was definitely the kind of guy you wanted to punch in the face but couldn't because his confidence had shit to back it up
Except with Opera. There was nothing backing up his attitude and he never learned
AAAAAWWWAAAAAWWWAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAA@WWWWWW3WWE55GFSSFY
I love student au
amen
I love this writing sm

I was writing like Kalego pov of early student days when Robin first started clinging to him out of nowhere
Like not quite the very beginning or explanation as to why Robin is doing so, but pretty close to the start
I was thinking of doing a few oneshots for the au rather than multi-chapters. Or at least ones that are like 3 chapters or less. That way it's easier for either of us to just start our own for the au wherever. Plus less commitment to a long running chronological thing
I'll eat up whatever you cook for it so just do whatever you think is more convenient
students au is so delicious
Well since it's also your au I wanna make sure you can still do stuff too haha, I don't wanna steal it or scenes you intended for it
I don't really care about that. I think it's fine even if we end up writing basically the same thing. sometimes me and cookies would do that on purpose where we'd use the same prompt and scenario for a fic and then compare how different they ended up being just because of our writing styles
also when writing down the notes for the student au I also wrote who had each idea and most of the scenes were written by you anyway GDFHKHSSFH
HCCH
well
I saw "student au" and then I blacked out and woke up to foam in my mouth and chains on my wrists and ankles binding me to a bed
It sounds like fun, I've never really written things following a prompt
never admit to anything that could get you in trouble with the cops cookies
wait
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I thought you were saying we chained kidnap to a bed twice
NO.
LMAO
Wrong server vile
bc you didn't reply to my message and that was the latest message in the chat
π

i
STOP SAYING THIS TO ME I'M CLEAN
are you
SHUT
insert that sticker you made that i asked you to make that you wrote ur gay on
It was the workers in the insane asylum who did it
anyway
students au is really good (says me as if I wasn't the one to have the idea for it)
I like how it's basically their canon dynamics but slightly to the left so it's not Exactly the same
similar enough to still be clearly the same characters w/ more or less the same dynamics but different enough to be interesting and fresh
both for student time in the au and also fastforwarded/future
I like how it gives me more opportunities to write RobiBal too
And totally not jealous bitch Kalego that stems from that
I love jealous bitch kalego I hope he suffers forever and ever
So far I plan on writing something for early student time KalRobi which I'm doing now, something for when Balam wanted to pet Robin and only did so when he realized that he was strong, and then maybe the future time when Robin becomes a teacher and everyone thinks he's insane when he lunges for Kalego to hug him
It's just I wonder if I'll have enough juice for all that, also I have to consider my wip list for my main au that consists of both chapters and art
the life of a rareship content creator
we don't have enough of us to divide the work between us
so we end up with a thousand wips instead

I want to sneak in Opera ship wise somehow since this is supposed to be KalRobiBalPera but I've just been going insane with KalRobiBal only
Damn
sneak in opera agreeing with balam that robin is adorable and kalego being like NOT YOU TOO...
Y E S.
Oh I can do that now that I think about it
hell yeah
woke up to kalrobibal student au crumbs and jazzllocer crumbs
life is good after all
One day i hope to wake up to a RobiBal fic that isn't from myself
maybe one day
I'd love to make promises but I'm an artist
someday you might wake up to robibal art tho
Art works too. Honestly I just want RobiBal
I will keep writing RobiBal fics even tho they get no clicks without ShichiKal to lure people in
you write them for yourself . and also for me . thank you for the food π

Aaaaagh I wanna write the Shichiro revealing that Robin was completely genuine in every cheer and praise for Kalego and Kalego not knowing how to deal with that info
that one is really good
But my wip list aaaaaaaaa
We all do, this is the starving batra
We're slowly starving
Trying to scrap together our crumbs and lingering energy to cook what we can
I'm taking a break from drawing today so I don't burn myself out
after I do I might work on my robibal sketch again
i Can't write something, or think of anything
I'm gonna try to write instead of draw but if that doesn't work then I'll try to draw instead
That is called the Head Empty Dilemma
i see
When you hunger and crave but nothing comes to mind, and you don't have the energy from the hunger to create
The Head Empty curse
yup
I would have so much KalRobiBal out if I could just will it into existence
Im trying to think of a kalirobi fanfic idea but mind blank
We all suffering
Well I have ideas but I don't have the will
Like I want food but I don't wanna cook
I have ideas and will but not the time and energy
I know exactly how I am to finish this piece but even tho I wanna finish it I just. Am not.
"I want to do this" >doesn't even attempt to write on phone instead of PC<
all i can think abt is Robin with wolf's gravestone
I want robin kneeling head low grabbing kalego's hand and giving it a kiss and swearing eternal loyalty to him
like a knigh
t
...!Prince Kalego X !Knight Robin
I actually do have a fantasy au
But Robin is Opera's servant
Since it's already polyam maybe I could throw KalRobi in there. Haven't touched the au in ages
π
So now it's RobiPera and KalRobi huh. Robin sure is popular
same
Too relatable
same
the are just so many possibilities
From sad, to fluff and many more
I want to KalRobiBal explosion
But I don't want to move from bed or cook
I just want to explode with insanity
But no juice
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH π₯ π₯ π₯ student robin having balam get super flustered. unintentionally at first but once he saw balam's cute blushing face and embarrassed, droopy ears he definitely started doing it on purpose. just singing him praises, hugging him at every opportunity, being touchy, leaning on him etc.
π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
in the future balam gets somewhat used to it so to robin it becomes a game of "how can I surpass myself and keep flustering balam-senpai?"
OH ABSOLUTELY
What if this started the RobiBal on Robin's end
He saw flushed Balam and it just. Activated his hunter instincts. To the max.
He just went. Oh? Oh??? OH??????
Me too. Me too...
Uoooohhgghhbbfbhfhhhgh what if,,,z
What if Robin had called Balam's hair pretty,,,,
Ran his fingers thru his hair n everything,,,,
He was behind and then comments on how pretty Balam's hair is,,,,,,
Balam is just "Huh? Really?" at first, but then Robin beams and runs his fingers through his hair before going,
"Yep! I think you're really pretty, Balam-senpai!" Now it wasn't just his hair that was pretty, it was him.
Robin gets confused by Balam's lack of response, and leans over to get a peek of his face andβah.
"....... Balam-senpai, right now, you're really cute."
I love them so much
I don't even rmr what started my RobiBal
The KalRobi and ShichiKal combination was a half joke half "why not combine these two ships I like?"
Speaking of RobiBal, artist deleted post but the artist is @2ndginoaka on twt
Balam is just thinking Robin is small
I love how that's the one thing they colored

