#KalRobi(Bal) Batra

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stable ruin
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worthy canopy
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older sibling cookies au

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finally

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no

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NO

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YOURE THE OLDER BROTHER

worthy canopy
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I don't have to be responsible anymore

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I'M FREE

mellow hemlock
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Also I used to work 8-7 everyday so I didn't really want to go to bed in like 3-4 hours after that when part of it was taken by chores and stuff

stable ruin
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NO YOU ARENT

mellow hemlock
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I work less hours but same thing still LMAO

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Ohh sibling fight

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I shall watch. As the oldest brother.

stable ruin
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no we just yell like this its our thing

worthy canopy
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also same it was an incredibly useless experience

stable ruin
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we're like cute

gleaming questBOT
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this isme andlucas

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I also never did hw but my teachers never failed me bc they liked me

mellow hemlock
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Tiny

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Damn that's nice

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The only thing I was good at was math

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Which is funny bc. I still don't know my multiplication table

worthy canopy
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<- guy with dyscalculia

mellow hemlock
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Or division table

worthy canopy
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I wasn't understanding fucking anything in hs math class

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idk how I made it through

stable ruin
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<- cookie with

mellow hemlock
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I actually liked math but by my third year my like for it was killed by teachers

stable ruin
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idk

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wel l i'm dyslexic

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cookie wtlith dyslxeixia

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Nd lucas with dyscalculia

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we are holding hands

mellow hemlock
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There was one point in my second year I was basically bedridden everyday, but I still made myself go to school by my 7th period for math class

stable ruin
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bc my teachers are super sweet and tehy all love me and give me treats

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bc im awesome

mellow hemlock
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Oh that's sweet

stable ruin
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yeah

mellow hemlock
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My friends went to different schools in my second year, and I didn't get to know anyone else really until my third and then COVID hit and I lost contact with majority

stable ruin
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gah

mellow hemlock
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But I mean. School wasn't terrible? I hated going but no dark depressing reason. It'd be stranger to like going to school tbh

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Like oh yeah I LOVE waking up at 7 in the morning, getting dressed, driving in 40+ minute traffic in the morning and then start lessons on something I'll forget next week

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School sux

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I hope you get out soon

worthy canopy
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in other news

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happy 10k messages to this battler

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we reached it by complaining abt school

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wooo

mellow hemlock
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LET'S GOOO

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KALROBIBAL AND COMPLAINER BATRA

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mellow hemlock
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Man I wish that was the case for me

stable ruin
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actually. thats the fun part

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walking

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to school

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thats the highlight of mu day

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bc i sing showtunes at the top of my lungs

mellow hemlock
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My middle school was 50 minutes (walking) away and across a interstate/2nd biggest street in the city (we're one of the top 10 biggest cities in America itself) where nobody would stop regardless of if it was your turn or not, so every time I crossed it I would nearly get hit. And then I'd still have said 50m walk ahead

stable ruin
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jeez

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thats terrifying

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thereve been times where i almost got hit walking to school but nowhere near as intense as that

mellow hemlock
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this was self inflicted though bc I was supposed to take the school bus but the bus came at 7:15 sometimes earlier and I could never make myself get there before it

stable ruin
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thats understandable tho

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hfkfndhjf

mellow hemlock
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Half the time I'd miss it and just go ah welp guess I'm walking >nearly gets hit<

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It wasn't that bad in the morning though. It was cool and not hot. The same could not be said for after school

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Texas heat

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oh man

mellow hemlock
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I JUST PUT MY REMOTE IN MY ICE CREAM

worthy canopy
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AHAEHAWIEUIAUHAAHAH

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HUH???

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... HOW... ??? WHY ???

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sounds like smth i'd do tbh

worthy canopy
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yeah ur not one to say anything

mellow hemlock
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I put ice cream in my cat tower and forgot I did so I threw my remote in there and it landed in the bowl

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Anyways I know I've said something similar before but I can't get it out of my head. Robin cooking meals for Kalego and Balam and giving it to them everyday at school

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i want robin to cook me meals....

mellow hemlock
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I'm sure they're tasty considering not even Kalego didn't complain about it

worthy canopy
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he always makes some extra for balam and kalego since they don't live in the dorms

mellow hemlock
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Maybe it starts off like that but then he starts making separate meals just for them

worthy canopy
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maybe ...

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Like first it's just like "oh there's plenty of leftovers for them! I'll give them some!" and then at some point it becomes "would Kalego/Balam-sensei like this kind of meal?" and then end up preparing said meals separately

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Tailored just to the two of them instead of something for the entirety of the dorms staff

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cute

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robin makes it his goal to get kalego to praise his food instead of just not complaining

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And Balam gives him a happy smile each time that makes Robin all giddyβ€”he even got a headpat once and now he wants another!

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WAAAAUGH

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robibal ... so soft

mellow hemlock
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So soft

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I love them

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KalRobiBal.....

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Beloved....

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Kalego actually getting used to the delivered daily meals

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kalego getting surprised when the quality of the meals only keeps increasing bc robin is so determined to wow him

mellow hemlock
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I feel like he'd just go ".... The hell?" when he opens up his container to see everything overly displayed and decorated. And with more food then necessary.

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Like the meal is sparkling. Why is it sparkling. What the hell did he do to it.

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HYGHJUHYJIK if it were student au robin would add hearts and love messages written in sauce for him

mellow hemlock
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LMAO

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He would

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And then Kalego would throw it in the bin

worthy canopy
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HYEWHUYAWEH NOOO

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Or try to but Balam stops him

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Wasting food is bad

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mellow hemlock
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Gonna die

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Younger Robbie burning food and his fingers, getting cuts from knives, all while trying to figure out how to cook for Kalego

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robin is not a naturally patient person and he definitely forgot food on the stove multiple times so I can see him being a terrible cook when he was younger

mellow hemlock
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He's an archer so I thought he was pretty patient

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But maybe it's not so much patience but rather focus

worthy canopy
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hmmm

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he says he gets distracted easily so that's what I was basing it on

mellow hemlock
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Ahhh right I feel like that's contradicting*

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Intro of himself he states he gets distracted easily, but then beats Lied on focus and teaches him it

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Maybe it's moreso just too much focus to the point it's basically distraction

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Focused so much on his preparation he didn't even realize it was time for school

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
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It's nearly 1am I'm not thinking that heavily rn sry LMAO

worthy canopy
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adhd causes a deficit of motivation hormones in the brain that makes you chase after the most interesting thing and once you find it you latch onto it. that's how hyperfixating and hyperfocusing happen

mellow hemlock
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My brain refuses to put that much effort rn

worthy canopy
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mellow hemlock
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Makes sense

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a

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Balam

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One day when Robin is handing Balam his meal like usual, Balam asks, "Today, would you like to eat together?" with a small, friendly smile

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Robin stares at him for a second before practically exploding with glee.

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He's nodding repeatedly, eyes sparkling, and blabbing on and on excitedly about how if he knew they'd eat together, he'd have prepared something better instead, but that he hopes he still likes today's food as well. He's getting all up in Balam's space in his excitement and Balam just gives him a head pat and Robin explodes again

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He never ate with Balam before, because Balam prefers to eat alone or only with Kalego due to his scar

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But Balam invited him! On his own! To eat together! He even got a headpat!!!

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I sleep now bc I unfortunately have work again and I'm running on 5h of sleep LMAO

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Uaaaagh I hope I dream of KalRobiBal

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Or even just RobiBal if 3 characters is too much for my brain

worthy canopy
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sleep well

mellow hemlock
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RobiBal make me so ....

worthy canopy
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that picture is what I feel like when I'm motion sick

tropic torrent
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Oh gosh 5 digits

worthy canopy
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may our insanity grow ever stronger

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mellow hemlock
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Kiriwo moment

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The lengths I go through for KalRobiBal. Drawing Kalego full body side view rn

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Traditionally

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Complete side view

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after clowning too much

mellow hemlock
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I used to have a Kiriwo pfp on twt and here for awhile but then desire for Robin overtook my desire of Kiriwo insanity

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I have a robin pfp on twitter, kiriwo on discord and jazzllocer on tumblr so I can have it all

mellow hemlock
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Brain so big

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Apparently spontaneous human combustion is a real thing and I feel like one day I'll actually explode bc of this ship or another

worthy canopy
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spontaneous human combustion is a myth but you can get to be the first one to prove scientists wrong

mellow hemlock
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I will

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Right in front of their face

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I'll walk right in front of a scientist, think super hard about KalRobiBal, and then explode right there and then

worthy canopy
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good luck with that

mellow hemlock
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Head so full of RobiBal napping together cuddling

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Balam's hand still on Robin's head/back from when he was petting him until he fell asleep too

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Wings draped over Robin like a blanket

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His face is buried in Robin's hair

worthy canopy
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I need to stop being such a stupidly slow artist so I can draw everything that I want faster

mellow hemlock
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Me too

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Sleepy RobiBal kisses

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I'm gonna die

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Robin kissing sleepy Balam all over

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Sleepy Balam grumbling and burying his face into Robin

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Pulling him closer bc he keeps moving and he's sleepy

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that makes me think robin is like the teddy bear balam cuddles at night

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kind of annoying to have a teddy that won't sit the fuck still though

mellow hemlock
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it's not even that robin is trying to break free it's that he keeps moving and snuggling and kissing and touching everywhere bc cuddling w/ balam makes him So Happy he can't help himself

mellow hemlock
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He just needs to kiss Balam all over or he will just combust

worthy canopy
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the way robin fans go insane and explode on the daily just thinking abt robin mirrors the character's own hyperactivity . food for thought

mellow hemlock
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U so right

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It is almost 1 but I am RobiBallin so hard rn

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I cannot say what I'm writing here but just know I am cooking

worthy canopy
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I'm also cooking

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I had a plan for this drawing

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and I scratched that whole plan I had

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and am just painting all over it doing whatever the fuck I want now

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bc it was driving me crazy

mellow hemlock
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Fair

worthy canopy
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I feel like this

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I don't think I can finish this unless I redraw it for like the 4th time

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my drawing process is not usually this pained I think there's a fucking curse around trying to create content for kalrobi(bal)

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that makes every creator's process extremely painful

mellow hemlock
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Understandable

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Rn I am

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Let's say. Having Balam give Robin, attention.

worthy canopy
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I'm just trying to draw headpats and this is the hardest drawing I've tried to do in months

mellow hemlock
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Headpats hard for me bc the way the hand and arm works for raising it onto the head kills me

worthy canopy
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I've drawn poses much harder but

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every kalrobi(bal) piece specifically that I've tried to make has given me nothing but headache

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it's a curse

mellow hemlock
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KalRobiBal meant to bring joy. Not pain

worthy canopy
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I'm going to blow up the whole world

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I'm going to stay up the whole night drawing

mellow hemlock
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Not recommended but I have no right to say anything

worthy canopy
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don't worry I have ample experience

mellow hemlock
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Well that's good at least

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Sent a bit of what I wrote other server ... Now I die

worthy canopy
# mellow hemlock Well that's good at least

technically a bad thing if you consider the implication of me having pulled all nighters many times before but. I'm driven by my desperation to spread the kalrobibal agenda

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tropic torrent
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Please sleep if you need it!

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I do that plenty enough every day :I

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sometimes I can just sit down and draw something from start to finish in a single drawing session but. like I said b4 trying to draw kalrobibal has been giving me pain

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nothing but suffering

stable ruin
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had a dream where this battler got renamed to krb

mellow hemlock
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That is a rather mundane dream

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I shall grant your dream

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krb

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help

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HELP

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I OPENED THIS SERVER AND TJOUGHT THE DREAM WAS ACTUALLY REAL

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EUAHEUAHEUAHEH

mellow hemlock
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You achieved your dream

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AHAHAHAHAA

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really random and mundane

mellow hemlock
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I'm still waiting for the day I get a KalRobiBal or IruKiri dream

stable ruin
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i've been getting mairuma dreams for ages

mellow hemlock
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I recently had a random small and vague IruSoi dream so I know it's within my realm of possibilities

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Lucky

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I want mairuma dreams

stable ruin
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one time my dream was that kalego was my teacher but i was the only student

mellow hemlock
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That IruSoi dream was my first fictional character dream ever

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and it was ooc af because he was being nice to me

mellow hemlock
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For me that'd be a nightmare

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pls

mellow hemlock
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A character being extremely ooc? In my head? I'd be horrified

stable ruin
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LMAO

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krb

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im dying

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my dream came to life

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this is so fucking funny to me

mellow hemlock
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Sounds like Kirby in my head but like I got lazy and forgot to finish the "ee"

stable ruin
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no yeah i think in my dream i remarked that it looked like kirby

mellow hemlock
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I achieved your dreams once more

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thanks

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onetime i had a dreak where i was messaging lucas

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and

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i woke up

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and.continued the conversatikn

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that didnt actually happen

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and he was confused

mellow hemlock
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That sounds like something I'd do

worthy canopy
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krb

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krb

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the student opera dream I don't actually remember much of anymore bc I went back to sleep after I had that dream. I only vaguely rmr that it happened

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I wish I was student opera they have so much swag

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i have swag

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icant believe ots called krb now

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i keep thinking my ddeak was deal.pls

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dream was real

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I

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# stable ruin icant believe ots called krb now

I had a moment where I wondered why you keep repeating this as if it's unbelievable and fucking up your head bc to me I think my dreams actually happened irl quite a lot too but once I realize they weren't real I never forget that information again but then I realized it's probably because your dreams are vivid and realistic while mine are not

mellow hemlock
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For me dreams are "oh it was just a dream" (goes back to bed)

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Like even when they're nightmares enough to wake me up, the moment I do I realize it was just a dream and go back to bed

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my brain is shit at visualizing stuff so all of my dreams are pretty foggy

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I forget all of them and only rmr the nightmares which r usually just video game monsters chasing after me

mellow hemlock
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I don't even remember my dreams half the time either

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The ones I do remember are because they're so random I'm just confused

mellow hemlock
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Starving Batra (KalRobi(Bal) Batra)

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ok ill feed

mellow hemlock
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Please

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my mind went immediately to robin rto but i feel like that would break lucas and make him shatter into five million tiny little lucas pieces

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holy fuck its so wimdy outside

mellow hemlock
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I drew Robin RTO he drives me insane please give me RTO Robin

stable ruin
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well i have to think

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i'm sleep6

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your status is so relatable

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btw

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like same

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i'm fallintbthe sleep

worthy canopy
stable ruin
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this is what i fucking mean

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i want wicked phase robin ....

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that seems so yummy delicious

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"I want robin he doesn't have any relevance in season 2" (we're watching season 2)

stable ruin
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what would robin b like during his wicked phase

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and then they just randomly said robin evil cycle

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and I died

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pls

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PLS

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ok kalrobibal witj robin in his wicked phase

mellow hemlock
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I will get banned

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help

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I don't know enough abt demon wicked phases

stable ruin
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i'm in my wicked phase

worthy canopy
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sure you are

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i lied

mellow hemlock
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I must maintain my silence

stable ruin
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im just depressed

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anw

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hat would rpbin be like

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wicked phase

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how do people get out of their wicked phases does it just wear off

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once tjeyve relieved their stress or whatevrr???

worthy canopy
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I ges ???

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robin wicked phase. this is my contribution to the starving battler

worthy canopy
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that was not a contribution

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now i'll stop thinking my drwam was real since the name isnt krb anymore

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worthy canopy
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I think you should stop saying "I'll feed you" when ur too occupied agonizing in paining to feed anybody

stable ruin
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why cant i feed ppl

worthy canopy
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every time you try you come up short

stable ruin
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i wanna feed

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this is sad

mellow hemlock
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Supposed to be doing dishes now head too full of wicked phase Robin

worthy canopy
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I'll draw something even if I die

mellow hemlock
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My power just flickered off thank God I wasn't drawing yet

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Thank you procrastination for making me procrastinate the dishes for so long bc my power just went completely out as I typed this

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oh mam

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man

mellow hemlock
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I was about to draw amen

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amen

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ok hmm

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kalrobibal date ideas

mellow hemlock
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I will never finish my dishes if I speak on that

stable ruin
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people who are dating go on dates righ- what kind of question is this

mellow hemlock
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I mean usually yeah but maybe not all

worthy canopy
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Lol so true

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i can do whatever i put my mind to

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can you really

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YES

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this isn't even a ship you're attached to or care about

stable ruin
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this is a very good point

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well good luck cooking

worthy canopy
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anybody have good pictures of balam I can use as reference ???

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no

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yeah you wouldn't

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have any

mellow hemlock
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What hairstyle

worthy canopy
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any but the short haircut I don't have any pictures of

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I'm trying to draw robibal

mellow hemlock
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Wait so do you want the short hair?

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Like shaved or the short long hair when it first started growing back

worthy canopy
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the short short hair

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but I'll accept any pictures

mellow hemlock
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When he shaved it?

worthy canopy
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yeah

mellow hemlock
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Ok one sec

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Killing myself bc I dug through and found all the pics, went to send them and then got an error msg saying the files were blank. It deselected all I found, I had to find them again, and then had to take a sc of the images

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help JJHUYUJHGY

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i've never seen thjs before

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the

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first thi g

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yes you have

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it was a sukima

mellow hemlock
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Oh really? That's like The Omake for ShichiKal

stable ruin
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bc i vagyely remembered the lasy panel

worthy canopy
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i rmr it now

mellow hemlock
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I have a bunch of longer hair Shichiro

worthy canopy
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send them too I love collecting images

mellow hemlock
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Killing myself why are all my files "empty" THEY'RE IN MY FUCKING GALLERY

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There

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More short haired Balam

stable ruin
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nog me thinking the vase was robin

mellow hemlock
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He's always with them

worthy canopy
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help EUIAWEHIUA

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that gave me the idea

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for kalrobibal since there's so little scenes where the three of them appear together but plenty where two of them show up (kalego and robin and also kalego and balam) it'd be funny to try to

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draw the missing member into those scenes

mellow hemlock
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Find the Robin

worthy canopy
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I miss robin som uch

stable ruin
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draw robin as the vaae

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vase

worthy canopy
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every new manga chapter without robin I grow more insane

mellow hemlock
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Me when

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When

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When i

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When

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what if i stepped on spongebob

worthy canopy
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why would you do that to poor spunchbap

mellow hemlock
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Water would come out but go back in bc he's underwater anyway

stable ruin
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but his brain

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would it pop out

worthy canopy
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no

mellow hemlock
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No

stable ruin
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why

mellow hemlock
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He's been crushed several times, his brain never popped out

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I think it squishes with him

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does his brain just flat like pancake

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ouh

mellow hemlock
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Probably

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maybe thags why he got stupider over the seasons

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flanderization is fake

mellow hemlock
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Bc he actually has one

stable ruin
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squished brain is real

mellow hemlock
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So maybe it just squishes like a sponge

stable ruin
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he does have a brain the reason i rmr this is the halloween episode where patrick shaved his sponge off and his brain and face were rhe only thinhs left

mellow hemlock
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Yeah there's a few episodes where his brain is shown

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So it's there

stable ruin
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yeah

mellow hemlock
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He's even been diced into pieces and crumbled into dust

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Maybe it fuses back together with him

stable ruin
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can i crumble him to dust

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and dice him into pieces

mellow hemlock
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KalRobiBal batra, where it's 10% KalRobiBal, and 90% everything else

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I mean probably

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He'd survive

stable ruin
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kalrobibal batra where cookies wants to dice spongebob into pieces

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
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I was gonna write ShichiKal but then I burned out before I even got to the ShichiKal

stable ruin
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its cozy

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shichikal is cute

worthy canopy
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I went to get grape juice and I came back to you guys talking about torturing spongebob

stable ruin
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yeah i'm

mellow hemlock
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I mean it's just a few of us so as long as it's within server rules idc what happens here lmao

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Is the grape juice yummy at least

stable ruin
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well i was writing iruma angst and i came baxk and i saw spongebob

worthy canopy
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no it tastes bland as fuck

mellow hemlock
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Damn

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and I was the one who made it

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i want some jui

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wajt i hage geapenjuice

mellow hemlock
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Double damn

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triple damn

mellow hemlock
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in the kalrobibal batra of all places

mellow hemlock
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Like oh yeah this is a gen fic. Don't mind the family date

stable ruin
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pls

mellow hemlock
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My greatest despair about this fic is that there's no Robin. So far, no Robin scenes whatsoever or any planned

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
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How to secretly KalRobi without Robin

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it's a relationship he'd be happy with

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that can't happen

mellow hemlock
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Agreed

worthy canopy
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It's me

worthy canopy
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nice selfie

mellow hemlock
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Thanks I twerked my hardest

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I need to find a way to sneak Robin in there

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I need totally-not-KalRobi scenes

worthy canopy
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kidnap the way u use cat pics all the time reminds me cat reaction pictures used to be My Thing . like I have so many in my folders

stable ruin
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used to be?

mellow hemlock
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I have 500+

worthy canopy
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used to be I guess

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I stopped using them at some point idk when

stable ruin
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whats my thing

worthy canopy
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I still use this one often

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ok

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both are true

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they're not mutually exclusive

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wah

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visual representation of kalrobibal. kalego is the cat. the bread slices r robin and balam

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the hand is this battler

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the floor is this server

mellow hemlock
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the fingers are each of us

worthy canopy
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i just tripped on the steps

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i blame spongebob

mellow hemlock
worthy canopy
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sad

mellow hemlock
#

I can't secretly KalRobi. This is a terrible realization

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Or even secretly RobiBal

worthy canopy
#

it's a good idea though

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make something that's shichikal but actually ... secretly ... kalrobibal

mellow hemlock
#

It's not ShichiKal either but that does sound like a good idea

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I have gotten interested in ships that were just in a writing as a joke and not actual ships

worthy canopy
#

insidious propaganda

mellow hemlock
#

For now I've been luring people by tagging it ShichiKal first, and then the others after

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When it's just RobiBal nobody reads it and I scream cry shit weep wail shake throw up and kill myself

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
#

Like cat

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And Opera cat

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And I'm insane

worthy canopy
#

that said I'm also a ctpera fan so I don't think I'm one to talk either

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I don't think there's anybody normal in this battler

mellow hemlock
#

They make me so sane

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Too bad majority of the writing I have for them can't be sent in this server

worthy canopy
#

lmao

mellow hemlock
#

Dropping dead

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The

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They

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The

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Robin and Kalego

worthy canopy
#

I want

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I want birb kalrobibal cuddles

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they r the bird trio after all

mellow hemlock
#

Iruma make it happen

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Please

tropic torrent
#

but yea they are all birds

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Robin: Literally his name
Kalego: Eggie-sensei
Balam: Literally has bird talons

tropic torrent
#

Xd I realise that I’m mostly quiet here unless someone here posts food or I just posted food

worthy canopy
#

I am furiously sketching robibal

worthy canopy
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I drew something but I don't know if I like it or hate it

flat plinth
#

ARHEFSDKJCXN THEY'RE SO CUTE

topaz lynx
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I love it-!

worthy canopy
#

thank you

flat plinth
#

Okay so

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you know how birds regrow their feathers from time to time yeah? They have these little 'spikes' and there's the feather inside

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and they will rub their head or body against something to set the feather free

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it's also somewhat of a painful process so they'll also rub against stuff or ask for scritches because it relieves their pain

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so anyway Balam was mentioned to molt too

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so uh

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someone petting his feathers to relieve the process

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thnak you for coming to my ted talk bye

gleaming questBOT
worthy canopy
#

also nobody ask me what time it is where I live or when was the last time I slept as the answer to both questions would be concerning

tropic torrent
#

Also please get some sleep Xd

mellow hemlock
#

Just woke up exactly 11m ago I am gonna explode

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But agreed please sleep

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If you die or fall ill you can't KalRobiBal

mellow hemlock
#

Like usually Kalego is the one to help but Balam kept forgetting to ask Kalego. So Robin, who was just there and heard Balam talk about how the feathers on the back were hard to remove properly on his own, offers to help

worthy canopy
worthy canopy
stable ruin
#

ur pfp is so fucking funny

worthy canopy
#

it's just a normal robin screenshot

mellow hemlock
#

Robin

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I want to KalRobi explosion but bed so comfy

worthy canopy
#

OO{UUUUUGGGGUGGHH it's ok I'm ok I just thought about robin

mellow hemlock
#

I want to think about nothing but KalRobiBal

mellow hemlock
#

I'm gonna try to RobiBal despite comfy bed

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I doubt I'll finish the piece because even at max insanity I never finish bc I'm so incredibly slow

worthy canopy
#

good luck soldier

mellow hemlock
#

I failed to escape bed hell

worthy canopy
#

welp

worthy canopy
#

just so the battler doesn't go hungry
I sketched this the other day w/o thinking too much abt it but what if kalrobin body swap

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afterwards I tried to sketch the accompanying kalego too but . without his signature kalego expression he looked so unrecognizable as kalego that I gave up

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it was haunting to look at

mellow hemlock
#

I must hold my tongue

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I'm in danger

stable ruin
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you say this so much

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its so funny

mellow hemlock
#

It's because I'm barely holding myself back

worthy canopy
#

u good over there?

mellow hemlock
#

I have to be dragged to the other server during the live reading sessions involving Robin or Balam

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No

worthy canopy
#

oh ok

mellow hemlock
#

I am

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Thinking

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Many things

worthy canopy
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sorry for exacerbating your mental illness I didn't realize my drawing was gonna awaken something

mellow hemlock
#

It

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Did many ghings

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I am otok

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Notok

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Hua

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I'm ok now

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(lying)

worthy canopy
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rip hope they find a cure for your affliction (I say as if I'm not just as bad if not worse)

mellow hemlock
#

I'm ok now

#

I managed to control the urge to bolt up and draw this Robin

worthy canopy
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draw him

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I feel like the orirobi fanartists r 10x more dedicated than we r. they pump out so much art every day

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I see soooo much fanart on my tl 😭

mellow hemlock
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There's just a large number

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Also I have too many wips I had to hold back and not start another

worthy canopy
#

ue ue ue (sounds of crying)

mellow hemlock
worthy canopy
#

exactly me

mellow hemlock
#

No it's me

tropic torrent
#

;-;

mellow hemlock
#

Maybe I should just quit my job to pursue a career in drawing KalRobiBal and irukiri

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I wouldn't make any profit but I'd be happy

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
#

My true identity is Cat. As in, all cats in the universe

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You see a cat, it's me

tropic torrent
#

Xd

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
#

God I wish that was me

worthy canopy
#

I have a bunch of things I should do actually I'm just procrastinating

mellow hemlock
#

Me too I was supposed to work on the KalRobi piece and instead I'm reading

stable ruin
#

hi gang

tropic torrent
#

Hello

stable ruin
#

when i talk in here its like me checking in

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to see how the kalrobiballers are doing

mellow hemlock
#

I even said ok if I'm not gonna draw I at least gotta finish studying. And then I did a 10m session and tapped out

tropic torrent
#

Lol

mellow hemlock
#

Suffering as always

worthy canopy
#

complaining hours in this battler? already?

stable ruin
#

i just finished writing a 2k fic

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like 10 mins ago

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nowi have nothing to do

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except make people read it

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so i come visit

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haiii

worthy canopy
#

speaking of fic

mellow hemlock
#

But congrats

stable ruin
#

thankx

worthy canopy
#

considering if I would be able to write something for the explosion but maybe it'd be better if I just focus on making art instead

stable ruin
#

i just realized its almost may 6

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wtf

mellow hemlock
#

Sleep

stable ruin
#

i thought it was still march

mellow hemlock
#

Oh I thought u said 6am

stable ruin
#

hep
lp i was so confused

mellow hemlock
#

Yeah time goes by fast

worthy canopy
stable ruin
#

i thought you were implying that i was so sleepy bc i got the dates wrong

mellow hemlock
#

I was like oh haha I have plenty of time until the timeline and then I'm 2 weeks away w nothing completed

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Yeah it's actually February go back to sleep

stable ruin
#

help .m

worthy canopy
#

I wish it was February

stable ruin
#

february was my worst month

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or january

#

april is coming close tho

mellow hemlock
#

February was my vacation so I wouldn't mind going back

stable ruin
#

at least im mairumaing

worthy canopy
#

time goes by too fast for my taste

mellow hemlock
#

I need another vacation

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Same

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It goes by terribly slow while I'm at work and I'm wanting the day to end already, but when I'm out of it it goes by too fast

worthy canopy
#

GAAAAAHHHHHHH

mellow hemlock
#

I really wish my desire to KalRobiBal so hard to the point of near explosion didn't only appear while I'm at work and unable to do so

#

I hope to KalRobiBal explosion tomorrow

#

I want to unleash my insanity

#

Also the hair is still bothering me for the Kalego I drew earlier

#

Hate his hair, I should just draw him bald from now on

worthy canopy
#

robibal battler no more kalego

stable ruin
#

FUCK KALEGO

worthy canopy
stable ruin
#

SHUT THE FUCK UP

#

i knew you would do this

flat plinth
#

Make him wear something on his head

#

Like

stable ruin
#

thats what i thought too

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bc then u can cover the hair

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flower over the wing shit

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LMAO

flat plinth
#

Idk, Robin or Balam made him something for the cold cold winter they knitted him something

stable ruin
#

omg a hat so cute

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also hi caen

worthy canopy
worthy canopy
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what the fuck is that response

stable ruin
#

look at it

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thats what it is

worthy canopy
#

I'm

stable ruin
#

you'e GAY

worthy canopy
#

no that'd be ||your mom. lol. also you lost the game||

stable ruin
#

six machine moment

worthy canopy
#

help me not six machine

stable ruin
#

i almost said

#

the

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the thing

worthy canopy
#

STOP

stable ruin
#

but then i was like wait

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i cant say this here

worthy canopy
#

HFEWY66WRUBDASFN

stable ruin
#

so i said six machine

#

but you know what i'm thinking of

worthy canopy
#

I know ok

stable ruin
#

okok

#

i'm so tired noq

worthy canopy
stable ruin
#

i finisebd my fuckign fic

#

now i have to do another one

worthy canopy
#

I'm gonna steal kalego's winter cap

stable ruin
#

read: i am plagued by the undying urge to write

#

so i need to keep writing new fics

#

or else i'll implode or whatever

#

actually yea

#

thats how i've been writing so much

worthy canopy
#

jazzllocer fic when....

stable ruin
#

it's a force inside of me

#

hmmm

#

maybe

#

maybe i could od that next

#

we'll see

worthy canopy
stable ruin
#

coz i also have one other wip

#

so

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i dont know

#

but the other wip is romance fluff

worthy canopy
#

imagine

stable ruin
#

jazzllocer fic is romance ANGST HURT COMFORT

#

so

worthy canopy
#

opening the jazzllocer tag

stable ruin
#

ME ...

worthy canopy
#

and seeing ONE fic there

stable ruin
#

no way

worthy canopy
#

your fic

stable ruin
#

i thought you were going to do that

#

write the first jazzllocer fic

#

ever

worthy canopy
#

yeah

stable ruin
#

this was our plan

#

you first me second

worthy canopy
#

you'd be a pioneer (trying to manipulate you)

stable ruin
#

and it's working

#

you're gonna beta for me on this one

worthy canopy
#

ok

stable ruin
#

you already said you would

#

i'm just reminding you

worthy canopy
#

I'm a good beta reader

stable ruin
#

you really are

#

and for jazzllocer

#

i want the master of jazzllocer to give me his thots

#

and onions

#

of course

#

well anyway

worthy canopy
stable ruin
#

i'm tired as fuck and i guess tomorrow i'll continue working on my jazzllocer fic

#

or my iruazz fic but probably jazzllocer bc you've manipulated me

#

smh

worthy canopy
#

woooo emotional manipulation

stable ruin
#

thats an ao3 tag

#

maybe i'll use it one day

worthy canopy
#

I'M SO COLD GOD

stable ruin
#

sorry

#

it was me

worthy canopy
#

oh

stable ruin
#

i jus wanted a hug

#

ok gb

#

gn

worthy canopy
#

gn

#

anw what was I talking about agqin. kalrobibal

#

I wanna draw kalrobin kiss

stable ruin
#

whi

worthy canopy
#

hey kalrobiballers if I drew a mairuma comic should I make it right to left or left to right

#

I really wanna draw kalrobin kiss

mellow hemlock
#

Up to you

#

I always draw mine right to left out of habit

worthy canopy
#

hmmm

mellow hemlock
#

But some draw left to right

#

I'm just more used to paneling if it's right to left

worthy canopy
#

I think right to left has the benefit of being easier to read for the japanese fans even if they can't read the words
and most western manga fans will probably be used to either one anyway

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
#

Yeah thats why for mairuma I always just cram in a jp tl

#

Or at least my best attempts at one

worthy canopy
#

I don't have enough confidence in my jp skills to do that

mellow hemlock
#

Me neither I just treat it as practice

#

It's most definitely wrong and or full of grammatical errors, but I tried at least

worthy canopy
#

I would forever feel shame

mellow hemlock
#

I just kill myself and then come back from the dead

worthy canopy
#

sounds kinda gruesome

mellow hemlock
#

Not really. God couldn't keep me down even if he wanted me to

worthy canopy
#

I already died once it was inconvenient

stable ruin
#

HUH

worthy canopy
#

what

stable ruin
#

hi

#

i'm sleeping

mellow hemlock
#

I feel KalRobiBal brimming in me bones

#

It is gradually increasing as I speak

#

I am gonna wait till it bursts and then go insane

mellow hemlock
#

Cat

#

Cat KalRobiBal

worthy canopy
#

potion of operafication

mellow hemlock
#

Kalego is a Turkish angora
Balam is a maine coon
Robin is a orange cat

#

Yes just orange cat bc nobody refers to them by breeds

mellow hemlock
worthy canopy
#

I have an orange cat

mellow hemlock
mellow hemlock
#

Regardless of breeds they're all the same

worthy canopy
#

my cat is indeed extremely hyper and clingy and does not have a single braincell

#

I used to have another orange cat I took care of for 10 years but he was extremely aggressive

#

still clingy as fuck with me though

mellow hemlock
#

Yeah every orange cat I've seen is always all over their owner

#

In the most uncomfortable, inconvenient way possible

#

Cat Robin climbing over Kalego's face to cuddle w him, interrupting his nap

#

Cat Kalego snaps at him each time but he never learns

#

Cat Balam is often a bed for either or both of them

#

He doesn't mind

#

Cat Balam loves to groom them

#

Especially cat!Robin, so cat!Robin's fur is often messy from being mlemed so much

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
#

Cat!Kalego spends most of his day high up somewhere napping. Cat!Robin spends most of his day running around and playing with random stuff on the floor like bottle caps or wires. Cat!Balam just goes with the flow. Mostly sprawled out taking up the entire couch bc of his size, or lying on the floor

worthy canopy
mellow hemlock
#

Cat KalRobi

#

It's exactly that

#

Robin begging Kalego to play with him and there's just low growls and hisses before just straight up clawing or biting him

worthy canopy
#

can't believe my cat is robin

#

a robin kinnie

mellow hemlock
#

Robin

worthy canopy
stable ruin
#

yep

tropic torrent
#

Lol I remember my warriors cat AU

worthy canopy
#

thinking abt kalrobin first meeting and how/when exactly robin first fell in love with kalego

#

the first time they met was probably when kalego tutored robin off-screen/before iruma's enrollment

#

kalego of course being the super strict teacher he is criticized robin mercilessly over every little thing

#

but also robin couldn't help but notice how he didn't just criticize him or belittled him, he always taught him the right way. always so dignified, too

#

robin's ambition is to be a teacher so he was probably ecstatic to get the job but we see in canon that he's still very inexperienced and for example in the teacher's banquet chapter/episode he misunderstand what the relationship between teachers and students are really like

#

so during his tutoring he lets his enthusiasm take over a little too much. he forgets he's supposed to be a figure of respect, someone for the students to look up to, an example to all of them, and kalego is exactly that. he teaches robin what an exemplary teacher IS and maybe even reminds him why he took an interest in teaching in the first place

#

and I like to think that towards the end of their mentoring kalego recognizes robin's efforts and acknowledges that he has talent and a bright future ahead of him if he can get his head in place

#

and it's at that moment that robin becomes obsessed with getting that approval from kalego

tropic torrent
worthy canopy
#

if that were the case I think we would have seen them interact more. from the way they talked about it it seemed like something that happened in the past

#

but either way since nothing in canon confirms or denies it I'm just gonna hc it this way bc it makes more sense to me

tropic torrent
worthy canopy
#

he doesn't deny it though ?

#

robin asks momonoki who mentored her and she says kalego

#

and robin says "we're the same then!"

tropic torrent
#

I honestly don't remember... hmmmm...

worthy canopy
tropic torrent
#

Well… Kalego could be interpreted as being confused

worthy canopy
#

he doesn't deny it though

#

and idk why robin would say "we're the same" if kalego also didn't train him

tropic torrent
#

He’s technically still in charge no matter what the training actually entails

worthy canopy
#

like why would he say that

tropic torrent
#

Really it all boils down to what the training actually was

worthy canopy
#

maybe nishi will never show what it entails

mellow hemlock
#

I took his "huh?" As confusion of Momonoki's reaction/response

mellow hemlock
#

I want to KalRobiBal explosion but there's another storm and I don't want the power to go out on me

#

I would drop dead if I didn't get to save in time

mellow hemlock
#

I finally

#

Student au

#

Student Balam was kind of a brat LMAO

stable ruin
#

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#

I LOVEIT OMG

mellow hemlock
#

Well he still kinda is with Kalego, you just don't notice it as much

#

HEHEHEHEHEHE TYYY

stable ruin
#

its so funny

mellow hemlock
#

Student Kalego is so annoying

#

He was definitely the kind of guy you wanted to punch in the face but couldn't because his confidence had shit to back it up

#

Except with Opera. There was nothing backing up his attitude and he never learned

worthy canopy
#

I love student au

#

amen

#

I love this writing sm

mellow hemlock
#

I was writing like Kalego pov of early student days when Robin first started clinging to him out of nowhere

#

Like not quite the very beginning or explanation as to why Robin is doing so, but pretty close to the start

#

I was thinking of doing a few oneshots for the au rather than multi-chapters. Or at least ones that are like 3 chapters or less. That way it's easier for either of us to just start our own for the au wherever. Plus less commitment to a long running chronological thing

worthy canopy
#

I'll eat up whatever you cook for it so just do whatever you think is more convenient

#

students au is so delicious

mellow hemlock
#

Well since it's also your au I wanna make sure you can still do stuff too haha, I don't wanna steal it or scenes you intended for it

worthy canopy
#

I don't really care about that. I think it's fine even if we end up writing basically the same thing. sometimes me and cookies would do that on purpose where we'd use the same prompt and scenario for a fic and then compare how different they ended up being just because of our writing styles
also when writing down the notes for the student au I also wrote who had each idea and most of the scenes were written by you anyway GDFHKHSSFH

mellow hemlock
#

HCCH

#

well

#

I saw "student au" and then I blacked out and woke up to foam in my mouth and chains on my wrists and ankles binding me to a bed

stable ruin
#

i'm cookies

#

i can confirm

#

that we did do that

#

twice

mellow hemlock
#

It sounds like fun, I've never really written things following a prompt

worthy canopy
#

wait

stable ruin
#

i

worthy canopy
#

I thought you were saying we chained kidnap to a bed twice

stable ruin
#

NO.

mellow hemlock
#

LMAO

stable ruin
#

WHAT

#

HELP

mellow hemlock
#

Wrong server vile

worthy canopy
#

bc you didn't reply to my message and that was the latest message in the chat

stable ruin
#

πŸ’€

mellow hemlock
stable ruin
#

i

worthy canopy
stable ruin
#

are you

worthy canopy
#

SHUT

stable ruin
#

insert that sticker you made that i asked you to make that you wrote ur gay on

mellow hemlock
#

It was the workers in the insane asylum who did it

worthy canopy
#

anyway

#

students au is really good (says me as if I wasn't the one to have the idea for it)
I like how it's basically their canon dynamics but slightly to the left so it's not Exactly the same

#

similar enough to still be clearly the same characters w/ more or less the same dynamics but different enough to be interesting and fresh

#

both for student time in the au and also fastforwarded/future

mellow hemlock
#

I like how it gives me more opportunities to write RobiBal too

#

And totally not jealous bitch Kalego that stems from that

worthy canopy
#

I love jealous bitch kalego I hope he suffers forever and ever

mellow hemlock
#

So far I plan on writing something for early student time KalRobi which I'm doing now, something for when Balam wanted to pet Robin and only did so when he realized that he was strong, and then maybe the future time when Robin becomes a teacher and everyone thinks he's insane when he lunges for Kalego to hug him

#

It's just I wonder if I'll have enough juice for all that, also I have to consider my wip list for my main au that consists of both chapters and art

worthy canopy
#

the life of a rareship content creator

#

we don't have enough of us to divide the work between us

#

so we end up with a thousand wips instead

mellow hemlock
#

I want to sneak in Opera ship wise somehow since this is supposed to be KalRobiBalPera but I've just been going insane with KalRobiBal only

woven apex
#

Damn

worthy canopy
#

sneak in opera agreeing with balam that robin is adorable and kalego being like NOT YOU TOO...

woven apex
#

Y E S.

mellow hemlock
#

Oh I can do that now that I think about it

worthy canopy
#

hell yeah

worthy canopy
#

woke up to kalrobibal student au crumbs and jazzllocer crumbs

#

life is good after all

mellow hemlock
#

One day i hope to wake up to a RobiBal fic that isn't from myself

worthy canopy
#

maybe one day

#

I'd love to make promises but I'm an artist

#

someday you might wake up to robibal art tho

mellow hemlock
#

Art works too. Honestly I just want RobiBal

#

I will keep writing RobiBal fics even tho they get no clicks without ShichiKal to lure people in

worthy canopy
#

you write them for yourself . and also for me . thank you for the food πŸ™

mellow hemlock
#

Aaaaagh I wanna write the Shichiro revealing that Robin was completely genuine in every cheer and praise for Kalego and Kalego not knowing how to deal with that info

worthy canopy
#

that one is really good

mellow hemlock
#

But my wip list aaaaaaaaa

gritty trout
#

I want food

#

but i can't cook something up

mellow hemlock
#

We all do, this is the starving batra

#

We're slowly starving

#

Trying to scrap together our crumbs and lingering energy to cook what we can

worthy canopy
#

I'm taking a break from drawing today so I don't burn myself out

#

after I do I might work on my robibal sketch again

gritty trout
#

i Can't write something, or think of anything

mellow hemlock
#

I'm gonna try to write instead of draw but if that doesn't work then I'll try to draw instead

#

That is called the Head Empty Dilemma

gritty trout
#

i see

worthy canopy
#

stomach empty , head empty

mellow hemlock
#

When you hunger and crave but nothing comes to mind, and you don't have the energy from the hunger to create

gritty trout
#

I can think of one tiny thing

#

but not for long

mellow hemlock
#

The Head Empty curse

gritty trout
#

yup

mellow hemlock
#

I would have so much KalRobiBal out if I could just will it into existence

woven apex
#

Im trying to think of a kalirobi fanfic idea but mind blank

mellow hemlock
#

We all suffering

#

Well I have ideas but I don't have the will

#

Like I want food but I don't wanna cook

worthy canopy
#

I have ideas and will but not the time and energy

mellow hemlock
#

I know exactly how I am to finish this piece but even tho I wanna finish it I just. Am not.

#

"I want to do this" >doesn't even attempt to write on phone instead of PC<

gritty trout
#

all i can think abt is Robin with wolf's gravestone

worthy canopy
#

I want robin kneeling head low grabbing kalego's hand and giving it a kiss and swearing eternal loyalty to him

#

like a knigh

#

t

gritty trout
#

...!Prince Kalego X !Knight Robin

mellow hemlock
#

I actually do have a fantasy au

#

But Robin is Opera's servant

#

Since it's already polyam maybe I could throw KalRobi in there. Haven't touched the au in ages

gritty trout
#

πŸ‘€

mellow hemlock
#

So now it's RobiPera and KalRobi huh. Robin sure is popular

worthy canopy
#

who doesn't love robin

#

I have yet to meet a robin hater

gritty trout
#

same

gritty trout
#

Trans Robin and Kalego his infiltrated my brain

#

*has

worthy canopy
#

love trans hcs

#

trans kalego good

gritty trout
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the are just so many possibilities

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From sad, to fluff and many more

mellow hemlock
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I want to KalRobiBal explosion

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But I don't want to move from bed or cook

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I just want to explode with insanity

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But no juice

worthy canopy
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯ student robin having balam get super flustered. unintentionally at first but once he saw balam's cute blushing face and embarrassed, droopy ears he definitely started doing it on purpose. just singing him praises, hugging him at every opportunity, being touchy, leaning on him etc.

stable ruin
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πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

worthy canopy
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in the future balam gets somewhat used to it so to robin it becomes a game of "how can I surpass myself and keep flustering balam-senpai?"

mellow hemlock
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OH ABSOLUTELY

mellow hemlock
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He saw flushed Balam and it just. Activated his hunter instincts. To the max.

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He just went. Oh? Oh??? OH??????

worthy canopy
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WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWQWWWWAWEESAWWAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm normal. about them

mellow hemlock
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Me too. Me too...

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Uoooohhgghhbbfbhfhhhgh what if,,,z

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What if Robin had called Balam's hair pretty,,,,

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Ran his fingers thru his hair n everything,,,,

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He was behind and then comments on how pretty Balam's hair is,,,,,,

Balam is just "Huh? Really?" at first, but then Robin beams and runs his fingers through his hair before going,

"Yep! I think you're really pretty, Balam-senpai!" Now it wasn't just his hair that was pretty, it was him.

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Robin gets confused by Balam's lack of response, and leans over to get a peek of his face andβ€”ah.

"....... Balam-senpai, right now, you're really cute."

worthy canopy
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I'm ceasing to live

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goodbye world

mellow hemlock
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I love them so much

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I don't even rmr what started my RobiBal

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The KalRobi and ShichiKal combination was a half joke half "why not combine these two ships I like?"

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Speaking of RobiBal, artist deleted post but the artist is @2ndginoaka on twt

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Balam is just thinking Robin is small

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I love how that's the one thing they colored