KalRobi(Bal) Batra

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touch starvedlego

[tropic torrent]

There is always Kalego angst

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kalego without realizing it got used to robin's complete disregard for his personal space and when (for whatever reason) he's not there to tackle him, trying to hug and kiss him, he gets touch starved

[mellow hemlock]

LMAO loser

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God I wanna draw the scene in student au where Kalego gets jealous of RobiBal affection, and when Robin finally tackles him, he just freezes as he unknowingly recharges from it

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LMAOO

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you should

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my friend and I are in the battler party arc and w/ every kalrobin interaction I scream cry and wail

[stable ruin]

haha

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me: screaming robin's name
me: the way he's shoving food on kalego's face. it looks so much like they're on a date
them: how in the world is this a rarepair?
me: screaming in agony pain.

[topaz lynx]

People too busy shipping Balam x Kalego to notice how good Robin x Kalego also is

(Solution, just mush them all together)

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exactly

sometimes I forget most ppl aren't multishippers

they have One ship they like and don't ship the same characters in that ship w/ other characters

[mellow hemlock]

It's so sad

Yes they're literally on a date I don't understand why it's so rare

Robin is always in his face, always speaking to Kalego with sparkles in his eyes, they watched the fireworks together....

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not related to the kalrobin situation but in this watch party my friend kept bullying kiriwo at every opportunity and they insisted on this theory that kiriwo was secretly a human and every time they brought that up I was like buddy ... what the fuck r you talking about

they come up w/ a lot of weird theories while we watch

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LMAO

[mellow hemlock]

He has pointed ears and fangs

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and magic

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And horns

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they thought the horns and ears were fake

[mellow hemlock]

LMAO

Boy do I have news for your friend

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and that the magic was like

iruma's ring

bc his collar is made of the same material

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collar choker necklace whatever that is

[mellow hemlock]

Choker I think

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I love chokers

[mellow hemlock]

.

Wrong server

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I was talking about the accessory but

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help

[mellow hemlock]

Help

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guys

i may add robin to thjs fic

the one i sent a bit of yesterday with iruma and kalego

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robin cameo

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yeah for you

bc u love him

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for me specifically

<3

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yeah

i was thinking like

they are at babyls now

wouldnt there be other teachers here

i shojld add robin

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ROBINNNN

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for lucas

specifically

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FOR MEEE

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robin cameo for u yw

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thanx

I love it when robin

[stable ruin]

yw

[mellow hemlock]

Robin

[stable ruin]

and he will interact with kalego

even better amirite

[mellow hemlock]

Kiss

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I love it when robin interact with kalego

[mellow hemlock]

They should jiss

Kiss

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they need to kiss

I need to draw them kissing

[mellow hemlock]

Koss

Oiss

Kiss

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I'm trying to finish my old wips first though

before I start making new ones

[stable ruin]

also does robin use honorifics for iruma also does kalego use honorifics for iruma bc i forgof about that

[mellow hemlock]

I should follow suit

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kalego calls robin newbie

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No he does not

For Iruma I mean

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robin calls kalego kalego-sensei

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I think robin calls iruma iruma-kun and kalego just says iruma

[stable ruin]

ok cool tjas what i thought

[mellow hemlock]

oh for Robin!

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my memory isnt that bad i guess

[mellow hemlock]

I misread Kalego

Yeah Robin calls Iruma Iruma-kun

Most of the teachers call him Iruma-kun. Except Kalego bc he's a bitch

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yeah i figured

yk

kalego dresses just like my drama teacher

tbh

[mellow hemlock]

Kalego only calls Iruma Iruma-kun on some very rare occasions

Drama kid Kalego

I'm hungrt

I wanna eat KalRobiBal

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yk who kalego kinda dresses like. nyq

[stable ruin]

ur right

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the turtleneck reminds me of nyq

[stable ruin]

yk who kalego dresses like

me /lie

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ur mo-

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for context i wear bright and colourful shiny sparkly puffy frilly dresses and tutus every day

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yk who kalego dresses like ?????? not me bc he doesn't look manwhoreish enough

jazzy dresses like me though

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jazzy

was gonaan say that

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yeah

sonny boy

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tHtz why i wore my whore shirt when i did my jazzy outfi5

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your fucking what shirt

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EAYEUAHEUAE

thats what i call it bc our friend said it has manwhore vibes

the black mesh shirt

i laughed and then startes coughing

help me

dies

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gift it to me

[stable ruin]

no bc its actually a dress and i just wear skirts over the bottom part

to make it look like a shirt

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nvm then don't gift it to me

but think of me when you wear it

[stable ruin]

yeah i know

i do always

think of u

the biggest manwhore i know

can kalego carry ppl with cerberus

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yes

[stable ruin]

ok

[mellow hemlock]

Very much so

Cerberus even pets people at times

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I want to snap kalego's spine in half between my teeth

[mellow hemlock]

Are you okay

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no I hate this man

every day

I wake up in one of two moods

[stable ruin]

crunchy

[topaz lynx]

Him carrying Iruma like a bad puppy is so damn funny everytime

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1. robin and balam need to be all over kalego and give him cuddles and kisses and so much love and affection and he WILL accept them
2. I want this man to rot in the dirt rolling around in his grave being forced to watch robin and balam flirt without him

[tropic torrent]

These days it looks to be usually the second

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I had a brief moment where I was on mood 1 again but rn it's back to second

[topaz lynx]

Lmao, it's the eternal Kalego struggle

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I'm shifting back to one again

I want kalrobibal snuggles

as soon as balam shows up in mine and my friend's watchthrough I'm gonna start spreading the robibal agenda so fast

raaahhhhhh

[mellow hemlock]

Please

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I need to finish my current wips so I can draw robibal kiss and kalrobin kiss

[mellow hemlock]

My thoughts of KalRobiBal rn cannot be said

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[mellow hemlock]

[stable ruin]

fills your head with water

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I hate the way this drawing is turning out. maybe I'll just scrap these and never look at them ever again

sad bc less kalrobin and I already put a lot of time and effort into these but also I hate them I can't stand to look at these anymore

[mellow hemlock]

Please don't

I need

Give them to me even if you're not going to finish them

Please don't throw them away I'm starving

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I hate the way these drawings look but also I redrew them so many times already I don' t feel like dealing with these anymore

so I'm not gonna

work on these

anymore

u can eat them

[tropic torrent]

Noms

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so aside from that mess

I have 2 kalrobibal wips

one robibal wip

[mellow hemlock]

It's so good you're too hard on yourself

[tropic torrent]

This, but also, I’m an artist, so I get how you feel lol

[stable ruin]

i also get how you feel

[worthy canopy]

don't worry about it

I'm glad you enjoy it though

[stable ruin]

here this is totally kalegoxrobin romance momence

ur welcoms fam

<3

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add exclamation mark and sparkles to be more in-character for robbie

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i think i had an exclamation mark originally

i will put it back

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he always looks at kalego like this

envision he is always speaking to kalego like this

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ok i will add that too thanks

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he's so sparkle

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i added exclamafion mark and sparkle

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sparkle on

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see my ANGSY MENTAL BFEAKDOWN HURT COMFORT fic has a little bit of robin eggs for you youre welcome bestie

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thanx

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iruma: dying
kalego: concerned
robin: sparkling

[tropic torrent]

I need to continue writing my fic but that deviculum is so troublesome

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robin is so robin

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i am all three of these things at once constantly

those r three of my four moods

the fourth being confused

guys question how would robin comfort somebody

GUYS

[mellow hemlock]

Robin moment

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Fighting spirit

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robin momence

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He used to try to cheer up Bachiko

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how

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Hopeful, encouraging words

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i see

ok

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When Bachiko was bummed about her student quitting again, Robin had tried to tell her "next one for sure will stay!"

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i see

[mellow hemlock]

Though he got bummed himself when it failed to cheer her up any

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i want fangs so bad

[mellow hemlock]

[stable ruin]

its not even funny anymore

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now u understand my vampiric struggles

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hmm

encouraging words

[topaz lynx]

Having fangies would fix me

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it's like I always say .... fangs r like gender reaffirming treatment for vampires

[tropic torrent]

Fangs are cool

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I love ..... fangs

robin's fangs especially

he has ,,, such .... good ...,, fangs

[topaz lynx]

They're very cute

[mellow hemlock]

His teef are so cute

Perfect for biting

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I'm gonna blow up

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i might finish this fic today... the hyperfixation power is really fueling me

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I can't say my feelings on robin's fangs I would get banned

[stable ruin]

so was staying home from school

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quit school

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do it on your priv tumblr blog

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sigg

h

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I don't have a priv tumblr blog I have a priv twitter

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WHAT

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what

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ididnt know

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I thought I told you

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if you did i have absolutely 0 memory of iy

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well I have 0 memory of everything ever so what everw

we move on

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oki

i think theres a chance i could finisu this fic today

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I wonder if I could get my friend to join this server once they're caught up

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the robin eggs in my fic: literally kalego just being so unbelievably annoyed by robin

[mellow hemlock]

Other server

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I'm too shy to speak there most of the time

also most of it would be incoherent (yet inappropriate) screaming

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canon

that's what kalrobin is all about

[stable ruin]

ok cool

RAHHHH

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[tropic torrent]

We should make our own server at this point

Imagine a server just for Kalrobibal lol

[mellow hemlock]

I mean there's 3 of us

I don't think there's really a point in a server

[tropic torrent]

True

Group chat then?

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for what purpose though

speaking in the battler is good bc new people can always join in

fresh mea- I mean new recruits

[tropic torrent]

For the ban stuffs idk

[mellow hemlock]

?

Ban stuff?

[tropic torrent]

Uh… yea I did not phrase that well

[mellow hemlock]

Oh you mean nsfw?

[tropic torrent]

…actually honestly idk

[mellow hemlock]

I think it'd be a waste imo bc yeah as Lucas said, fresh meat

[tropic torrent]

True tho

[mellow hemlock]

Someone could see it, curiously click it, and convert

[tropic torrent]

Fresh flesh is always good

[mellow hemlock]

Think we did that to another peep

[tropic torrent]

I’m seeing more people in here lately

[stable ruin]

me

[mellow hemlock]

This batra

[worthy canopy]

I think

the only context I can think of that would make sense to make a

group chat between us

is if we were working on a collab

otherwise we can just chat here

[mellow hemlock]

Oh true

[tropic torrent]

Are we going to work on a collab? 👀

[mellow hemlock]

I'm not against the idea but..... >Checks wip list< I think....... That may have to wait a bit

Or else a lurker in this batra will murder me in my sleep for not finishing any of em

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yeah I also

have stuff on my list

that I should work on first

otherwise I would be totally up for it

[tropic torrent]

Which wip?

[mellow hemlock]

20+

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guys

i asked fhis to lucas too

but

[mellow hemlock]

guys here

I am guys

[stable ruin]

what honorific would kalego use for opera

[mellow hemlock]

I am The Guy

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pre heartbreaker

hi Guy

[tropic torrent]

Senpai?

[mellow hemlock]

Kalego always uses senpai

[stable ruin]

ok

ty

[mellow hemlock]

It's been engraved into his blood

Probably via beatings

[stable ruin]

thats so funny

help

i

[mellow hemlock]

He even has them saved into their phone as "senpai"

[stable ruin]

what does. opera call aklego

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kalego-kun ?

[stable ruin]

thx

[mellow hemlock]

Yeah Kalego-kun

KalOpe shipper I like em a decent amt

I don't go as insane as KalRobiBal or IruKiri but I like em

[worthy canopy]

I like them as well

I like most kalego ships

but

kalrobin and kalrobibal

r next level

[stable ruin]

kalucas

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help not kalucas

we're on my fave episode

hell the fuck yes

[stable ruin]

yes

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sometimes I forget how much I love kiriwo

he's so fucked up

love forever

where's kalego and robin

not exactly the development I was expecting but .

us: watching kiriwo getting his ambition shattered
me: get fucked idiot
them: AND HE (kiriwo) SAVED HIM (iruma) (from falling)
them: help why am I shipping them ????
me: girl ...............

so my friend became an irukiri shipper

while I was trying to reel them into kalrobin

[stable ruin]

EUAHEUAHR

[topaz lynx]

[mellow hemlock]

HELLO HI HELLO

IRUKIRI SHIPPER HERE

ITS TBE OTHER MAIRUMA SHIP I GO INSANE FOR

EQUAL GROUNDS OF KALROBIBAL

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I know

I did tell them someone from the kalrobi(bal) battler was also a hardcore irukiri shipper

[stable ruin]

my fic is close to done

rrobin is in it for lile 5vseconds

yw

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thanx for the crumbs

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yw

tjis fic is so angst

y

its over 2k words

whoaaaa

cookies is getting better at writing slightly longer fics

crasay

(usually my fics r 1k or under)

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in other news

there's this one kalrobin artist from tumblr that was inactive for months

but they just liked my posts and followed me

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omgee

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and made a post abt spreading the kalrobin agenda

[stable ruin]

omg

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maybe I should dm this person

I hate dming

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dm

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the most anxiety inducing thing

in the online world

but ....... for the kalrobin ......

[stable ruin]

mmm

[mellow hemlock]

Is it the person who made the doghouse kalrobi

And freak Robin

[worthy canopy]

uh huh

and who wrote that one fic

that is my fave kalrobin fic

[topaz lynx]

Oh, I liked their art-!

[stable ruin]

thers robin in here for a tiny bit

[topaz lynx]

Part of why I started liking Kal x Robi

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I'M NOT READING YOUR LONG ASS FUCKING SCREENSHOTS

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EAUEUAHRAURAEAUEHAUE

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LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING

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this is 2.5k words

i had to turn it into the pages layout

[topaz lynx]

Goodness-!

[stable ruin]

to put it in one screenshot

[mellow hemlock]

Why would u combine it like this

[mellow hemlock]

That is incredible

[stable ruin]

bc im cute

my fic is almost done btw

i might post it today

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ikr. I might dm them

show up and be like heeyyyyy ............................... kalrobin

[mellow hemlock]

I would just say "KalRobi" and that's it. KalRobi communication via KalRobi

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i'm fucking dying

[mellow hemlock]

Google docs moment

[topaz lynx]

His wife eyes?? Lmao

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my friend and I r on the last ep of season 1

after that

I'm gonna dm this person

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who is robin's wife

kalego??

[worthy canopy]

duh

[topaz lynx]

...housewife Kalego

[stable ruin]

final word count 2.633

6 in there

mairumacore

i could spend ages editing and polishing this but i dont rly wamma i kknda just wamma post it

so if it's bad, no💖

FUCK I NEED A TITLE

NOOOO

[mellow hemlock]

Egg

Title it egg

[stable ruin]

i titled it when it rains it pours

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https://twitter.com/GROtype/status/1646363174151782400

ゲロ (@GROtype)

可愛いのがあった

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 4:02 AM

we got fresh food

[mellow hemlock]

GRO

OHHH THE FIRST ONE

TINY ROBIN

[worthy canopy]

[mellow hemlock]

Ohhh that tiny tiny Robin

I love it

I'm going insane

He's all tucked in w Kalego

[tropic torrent]

timy

[worthy canopy]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

THEY LOOK SO COMFY

[stable ruin]

timy

ther3s almsot 10k mesages in here

[worthy canopy]

maybe someday we'll surpass the oc battler

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i feel like it might actually be possible

at the rate its increasing

[worthy canopy]

it's certainly possible but I don't keep my hopes up too much

I feel like this battler really needs some fresh mea- I mean new recruits

it would really benefit from fresh ideas and more content creators

or else I fear it might stagnate

I try to keep it alive as much as possible but I am only one man ...

[stable ruin]

are you

what if u were 2 men

[tropic torrent]

Maybe? Not for a while though… and even so it’s extremely unlikely I think

What if we were 3

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I'm not though

[stable ruin]

i'm 2 men

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the thing is bc kalrobi(bal) is a ship with not that much canon content (and the canon content there is is pretty old by now) it can stagnate really easily if there's not many ppl making new content

[mellow hemlock]

My brain failing to come up w new ideas

I think I'll just continue my current ones

[worthy canopy]

same here

that's why it would be good to have fresh meat ..

maybe if I study their characters more I'll come up w/ something new

[tropic torrent]

wait... I accidentally added a super reaction

why do I even have these

[stable ruin]

what even ks a super reacfikn

[tropic torrent]

supposedly a nitro thing where a reaction has additional effects

but thing is, I don't have nitro

[worthy canopy]

ig u were able to add it bc I added it first ? or just a discord glitch

discord's been glitching a lot lately

[mellow hemlock]

Super reactions are so weird

Like it only shows pc anyways

[stable ruin]

are thy onky pc

ohh

[mellow hemlock]

Yeah

[stable ruin]

explains why i havent seen em

[tropic torrent]

probably this

[stable ruin]

ok

[tropic torrent]

they are only pc

[mellow hemlock]

When u try to click em u just get a dumb notice of "log into PC to see it!"

[worthy canopy]

I am always on pc

[stable ruin]

i am mobile

[tropic torrent]

kinda cool actually today's my first day seeing one

[mellow hemlock]

Otherwise it just looks like a normal emote so it's annoying when click on it to add it on, only to get that dumb notice

[worthy canopy]

I have One reaction left before my nitro runs out

[tropic torrent]

apparently I have one more too

[mellow hemlock]

I am never in PC discord, always mobile

[worthy canopy]

I type like shit on mobile

[tropic torrent]

dont get how

[mellow hemlock]

I only get on PC discord when sending art from my PC to somewhere

But otherwise I'm not even on my PC if I'm not writing or drawing

[stable ruin]

i cant keep my eyes open for some reasonn

[mellow hemlock]

Speaking of writing, I am writing fatherhood after a year

[stable ruin]

waif ...

11pm

[mellow hemlock]

I think that's called being sleepy

[worthy canopy]

I am always on pc. my prized possession. everything I have that is any valuable is in it. like all of my robin screenshots

[stable ruin]

i see .. .. ....

[stable ruin]

and me

im in ur peas ee

[worthy canopy]

ur not in my pc

[stable ruin]

what.

i'm right heee

[mellow hemlock]

I just have a Google photo album on my phone consisting of over a hundred images of him

I need to increase that number, I know I could if I included anime and the HB chapters

[tropic torrent]

...just wondering they wont charge me for the super reaction right?

[worthy canopy]

I'm a bit of a digital media hoarder so I love to keep files of everything I love in the highest quality/resolution possible to preserve them

so I have a lot of mairuma screenshots saved

[worthy canopy]

they can't do that no

[tropic torrent]

huh, I got free reactions I guess? cool?

[worthy canopy]

eh2824724278979824 robin

[worthy canopy]

ah I keep all of the episodes downloaded as well

I can make gifs w/ them

but honestly I keep them just to preserve and archive them

[tropic torrent]

if the anime ever goes off streaming sites I know who to ask

[worthy canopy]

teehee

fun fact ! piracy is actually not illegal in brazil . I make use of that fact daily

[tropic torrent]

pretty sure piracy is illegal everywhere

[stable ruin]

not in brazil

[worthy canopy]

nope. selling copyrighted content is still illegal here, but consuming it isn't

[tropic torrent]

ok wow I read that wrong

[worthy canopy]

selling/redistributing

[worthy canopy]

FOOD !!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-hedgehog-chew-chew-happy-hedgehog-gif-25050858

[mellow hemlock]

Just took a year

[worthy canopy]

helpme I was actually looking for allocer moments and I found kalrobin by accident and almost screamed bc I wasn't expecting to see them

[tropic torrent]

Xd

[worthy canopy]

I need to bite something

[tropic torrent]

Nom

[mellow hemlock]

I am so sane

[worthy canopy]

robin and opera and kiss just to piss kalego off

[worthy canopy]

should *

[mellow hemlock]

I like how we always cycle back to other characters being lovey-dovey in front of Kalego to make him jealous here

[worthy canopy]

AHGYEIAWEHUAWEUIAIUW

I'm kinda fixated on that

I love jellylego

I want to see him suffering

he dug his own fucking grave

dumb bitch

[mellow hemlock]

Also look at how fucking big Balam's nest is. Plenty of space for Robin

And yeah he dug his own grave

[worthy canopy]

snuggle up in there .... covered by balam's wings ....

stop I'm literally trying to find allocer

and I keep seeing them instead

GET OFFFFFFFFF I'M GOING TO SCREAM AND IT'SS 3 AM

[mellow hemlock]

I am about to go insane at 1am and my body is screaming sleep yet scream

Make up ur mind u can't have it both ways

Sleep sucks

[worthy canopy]

feeling the zoomies

I made an ungodly noise

I'm going to explode a hundred times over

oh my fucking god

he writes abt robin in hsi diary

I can't

[tropic torrent]

Yea he does Xd

Sorry for ping

[worthy canopy]

that's ok I don't mind pings at all

[worthy canopy]

wow I don't rmr coming up w/ this at all

but it's good

I'm currently organizing the kalrobibal ideas I have written to see if I'll experience a breakthrough

currently going not well

the battler will go hungry

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dude

since the misfits read kalego's diary and know what's in there

I wonder if

later on they see robin and kalego interacting and have an "ah...!" moment where they realize . kalego is totally crushing on robin

bc kalego writes abt how much he hates robin or w/e in his diary

but the way it's said makes me think it's like, a Considerable portion of his diary. like a lot of it even. dedicated to just ranting abt how mad robin makes him

that's not a very heterosexual thing to do

plus it's kalego. even if he realized himself that he likes robin, he'd never write about it in a normal way

the misfits know that

so with the information from the diary + paying a little closer attention to robin and kalego interacting, the most observant ones among them might realize it

[tropic torrent]

Can’t wait for the class to boop them together

[worthy canopy]

operation get kalego-sensei to realize his feelings for robin-sensei

[worthy canopy]

imagine they got balam in on their matchmaking plan

and balam is incredibly conflicted bc he has his own romantic feelings for them but he prioritizes their happiness above all else

so he agrees to help

[tropic torrent]

Ngl I feel bad for Balam

[worthy canopy]

I don't 💗 <- vile angst lover

his tears r delicious 2 me

[tropic torrent]

Lol “Vile angst lover”

Mmmm angst

[worthy canopy]

vile, angst lover

[gritty trout]

Angs6

*angst

[mellow hemlock]

Ix: so Kalego-sensei is a tsundere?

Lied: .... I kinda don't like how that seems to make sense

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HGHUHGTYHUJ

[mellow hemlock]

What if this was the student au

So Robin is even clingier and Kalego is slightly more tolerant of Robin

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hhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

future student au is so delicious bc it combines the kalrobin dynamic that I already love w/ the years of mutual pining from shichikal

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sasa has been typing for so long I'm scared

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They're reading the pages upon pages of complaints about Robin, and they're like

Jazz: damn... I guess Kalego-sensei really hates that new teacher, huh?

Lied: I mean... I'm not really surprised, considering how he is and the whole Familiar-sensei thing from last time. He was seriously smothered by him that day, I almost felt bad for him.

Jazz: it was pretty funny though

Lied: oh definitely.

Ix: well I think it's quite romantic!

Everyone turns to Ix like ????????

Lied, laughing: aw c'mon, Nee-san. Don't joke like that~, that guy of Doom and Gloom would never feel anything even remotely inclined to romance.

Gaap: I believe so as well degozaru. He appears to be a man who finds his joy only in others suffering...

Jazz, waving the diary around: yeah plus, I don't see how there's anything romantic about writing several pages worth of how much you hate someone.

Ix: if you look at it another way, Kalego-sensei filled up his diary about one person, isn't that sweet? Also, look, >takes the diary and flips through a couple pages< Kalego-sensei mentioned how Robin-sensei hasn't changed at all since before, and talks about him like they've known each other for awhile. They have history. And judging by how often Kalego-sensei writes about it, Robin-sensei is apparently very clingy with him.

[tropic torrent]

The class goes crazy over this

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so yummy

I love future students au kalrobin bc kalego presumably has liked robin since alll the way back but has been ADAMANTLY REFUSING to admit his own feelings for years

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thinking

if u combine this idea w/ another one kidnap had before where robin tries to give kalego a kiss for his bday when they r students

it makes the whole thing so extra funny

like they've literally kissed before and have been flirting w/ one another for years but kalego is still in denial abt liking robin

[mellow hemlock]

LMAO

Gay people when faced with the task of acknowledging their feelings

The mental gymnastics Kalego be doing

[mellow hemlock]

I typed for a long time bc a call came in while I was typing

The misfits are like no no there's no way. Ignoring the absurd possibility of Kalego liking someone, how could someone like him?

Then they start to try to spy on him and oh Devi. Oh Delkira. Robin-sensei is absolutely flirting with Kalego-sensei

[mellow hemlock]

Robin-sensei is cheerful, and seems to get close to most people when speaking... but only tackles Kalego and holds onto his arm and clings to him like that and what the hell is with that smile Robin makes and why isn't Kalego trying harder to shove him off couldn't he easily—

WHY IS HE JUST YELLING TO LET GO WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING?!

WHAT IS WITH THIS LOVEY-DOVEY AURA?!

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The Misfits are walking through the halls when just as they're about to turn a corner, they see Kalego walking w Robin running up behind.

"Kalego-sensei Kalego-sensei! I finished the paperwork you told me to do!! Praise me praise me!" Robin pleads in a overly cheerful manner that has some of the spying misfits cringing, especially when they think about the fact that said voice is being directed towards Kalego of all demons.

"Why would I praise you for doing your job? Stop bothering me and get back to work, Newbie." Kalego is, thankfully, normal in his response with how he clicks his tongue and scowls at Robin. He even turns around to leave in typical Kalego-esque.

It was a massive relief. Seeing Kalego—the professor of Doom and Gloom and stick-in-the-ass petty bastard—flustered or shy would've been too much. Some felt nauseous at the thought alone.

But then it gets worse. Oh so terribly worse. Because Robin then latches onto Kalego's arm and smiles at him in a way that definitely isn't just a friendly coworker smile.

"There you go again~ I bet you're actually happy, right? Right~?"

"Shut it and release me!" Kalego snaps, but then doesn't do anything. He grabs his face and shoves him away, but not enough to actually detach him. There's no way he couldn't actually throw him off if he seriously wanted to, right? Is Robin actually just that strong? Is that it?

"Also! It seems like your students really respect you too! They've been following you around every time I see you!" At Robin's words, both Kalego and the Misfits freeze.

Rip misfits

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LMAOO

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ROBIN NO

THEY'RE GONNA DIE

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woke up in the soft kalego mood

kalego actually giving robin affection and kisses and begrudgingly cuddling him and balam, just never ever in public or at school

I just want them all to kiss each other

and for the other one to be watching and feel all soft and warm inside watching the two people they love share affection before getting their own turn getting kisses

I want cuddle pile I want balam to gently massage Kalego's shoulders after work and brew him tea while robin is in his lap nuzzling against kalego like the clingiest house cat imaginable

because kalego refuses to be touchy at all during work !!! not even a hug !!! if robin doesn't get his share of his boyfriend now he'll grow touch starved and wither away

[stable ruin]

hondstly why is bal still in parentheses in the name of this battler

[worthy canopy]

probably bc he wasn't originally included. but also sometimes we talk about robibal here which also doesn't include kalego

the only constant is robib

robin

(kal)robi(bal) battler

[stable ruin]

robib

[mellow hemlock]

robib

Also because it's for both KalRobi and KalRobiBal or RobiBal.

I felt like KalRobiBal Batra would make it feel like it was just for that ship

[stable ruin]

i understand

[mellow hemlock]

He's a dog who silently comes over and just plops themselves into your space

[tropic torrent]

Mmmm food

[mellow hemlock]

With the whole diary thing, that's before Balam, right? By a decent amount but not too far

So then Balam appears and. Oh? Oh?! Could this be... a love triangle??

Robin likes Kalego (?) And Kalego likes(???) Robin (?) But Balam likes Kalego?

One sided love?

Wait. Why is Robin acting the same with Balam? Could it be, rather than just liking Kalego... He's a playboy?! He's playing with Kalego-sensei's heart?!?!

Is it that thing you hear about in dramas and novels? The trope where you think you have something with someone, but it turns out they're dating the demon closest to you instead?!

And then, one day, Robin approaches Iruma. What does he say to him? Well,

"Hey hey, Iruma-kun! You're the Chairdemon's grandson, right? So you know Opera-senpai, right? Right?"

"Huh? Sen..? Oh—er—Yes sir, why?"

Robin asks the following with a beaming smile, "Can you give them my number please?"

Iruma stills, Lied drops his console, Jazz drops his chips, the rest of the Misfits turn around as one of their previous theories were confirmed.

Robin-sensei is a playboy!!

Robin's number changed, he doesn't use the old one anymore. He wanted Opera to have the new one so they could keep talking, but hasn't had the time to find Opera to let them know.

He probably should've mentioned this, but, well. He didn't.

First Kalego-sensei, then Balam-sensei, and now the Chairdemon's security demon?! How many high ranking demons is he after?!?!

[worthy canopy]

helpGSDGHVDSDG

I love this sm

[mellow hemlock]

Theyre imagining Robin looking like "harem king Iruma", smirking while surrounded by high ranking demons all over him w sparkles in the bg

[worthy canopy]

GEW46IHDGH

and robin looked so innocent too. so does iruma actually

it's always the ones you least expect

[topaz lynx]

The best

[mellow hemlock]

Always

I want to write something for the student au

Vile if I write something publishable for the au could I post it on ao3 and have you as the co-author since you made the au originally

[worthy canopy]

you can do that or just make it a gift while mentioning in the a/n that it's my au. whichever one is fine

most stuff written for it r your ideas anyway

[stable ruin]

yum

[worthy canopy]

I'd love to read if you make something for it. I love the students au

[mellow hemlock]

Oh wait I think as a co-author you get notifications for comments and stuff as well. It'd fill your inbox

I guess I'll do it as a gift then. Or I can link to you in the a/n mentioning the au is yours

I can put your user as a clickable link

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it doesn't matter too much to me either way

I don't get e-mails for comments I only see them when I decide to open ao3

just do whatever you think is best

[mellow hemlock]

Iirc I could make you the co-author of a series with the fic so you can just add in fics of your own if you ever decide to write for it too. And then I can just put the disclaimer in the a/n of mine

[worthy canopy]

that sounds good

makes the most sense too

the au is co-owned at this point but whatever fic you write won't be

At most I'll have contributed a few of the ideas to it

[mellow hemlock]

It's kinda a bouncing thing

Bouncing ideas between us haha

[worthy canopy]

we're playing ball

[mellow hemlock]

🏐

[stable ruin]

bites it

[mellow hemlock]

NOOO

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https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[mellow hemlock]

Wait wait

Clara asking Robin how to seduce someone

Rmr she was trying to seduce Iruma rly hard

Hears everyone talking about how Robin is seducing 3 demons—3!!—and goes up to ask him how to seduce someone

But like. In the middle of familiar class.

Robin sensei is giving a lecture in it and goes

"Alrighty! Any question? :D"

Clara shoots her hand up, "Yessir!!!"

"Ohhh! What nice enthusiasm! What is it?"

"How do you seduce someone?!"

Misfits turning like ??? That's not related at all???

"Ehhh? Seduce? Well, it depends on the demon, but if you keep showing them your affection, at some point it'll work! And if they start to get too used to it to where the effect isn't working as much, just stop for a bit until they eventually want it on their own! This works great on stubborn demons!"

Mofuego, who is there, crackling with the realization that Robin did exactly that on several occasions—on purpose, apparently

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EHAWHEIAWHEAKJAHAHAHA

works great on stubborn demons .........

his methods r tried and true

[stable ruin]

EUABEUAHEYWHEUAGEUAGUEAHEAHEUAHEUAHWAUGEYWHRUAHEHWSUAHEUWGEUHE

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weren't you sleeping

[stable ruin]

what

[worthy canopy]

[stable ruin]

zzz

sorry what did you say i cant hear you over my Sleep

[worthy canopy]

[tropic torrent]

He gets the class back on track instantly

[mellow hemlock]

"focus on the lesson you idiotic buffoon!!!"

"Oh, that's right!"

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funniest shit would be if robin's trick absolutely does not stop working even tho kalego knows he's doing it on purpose

he still gets annoyingly touch/affection starved when robin is not giving him as much attention

but now it's 10x more infuriating

[mellow hemlock]

Oh absolutely

Kalego's like this ridiculous trick of his will not work any longer—no it never worked before. Never. And still won't.

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LMAOOOO

[mellow hemlock]

Day 6 no Robin tackle and he looks to be on the verge of a wicked phase again

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what a fucking loser

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Absolutely

Kalego murders Robin the second he dares to finally tackle him in a hug. Storms away with the thought of "took that menace long enough" before realizing his train of thoughts and yelling at himself

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robin thinks it's so amusing to see kalego do the "suddenly halting, struggling to process affection after so long" thing every time

[tropic torrent]

MUAHAHAHAHA

[worthy canopy]

kalrobi(bal) so yummy

my mind keeps ping ponging between kalrobi(bal) and jazzllocer

they r completely occupying my brain

[mellow hemlock]

It's so funny. It's like he's recharging and then instantly snaps back to normal after it, grabbing his face to scold him for it as if he didn't just stand there perfectly still to take it for several moments

[worthy canopy]

EHAIUWEUAWUIEU

reminds me of the way cats act completely nonchalant after just fucking up

[mellow hemlock]

[tropic torrent]

don’t let Kalego hear that he’s like Opera

[worthy canopy]

so that's where he got it from

[tropic torrent]

[worthy canopy]

kiss

[gritty trout]

One push

And our dreams would come to life

[mellow hemlock]

The

https://twitter.com/inuma_0913/status/1647166363679727618?t=kjalarrZNdPjabhoPAbK1Q&s=19

いぬ (@inuma_0913)

弓使い三姉弟🏹͙➕🍲クレープ
こんな世界線が見たいと言う妄想😌💭

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Twitter · Apr 15, 2023, 9:13 AM

Robin and Mofuego crepe

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eat him

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god help me the same thing happened again I literally . AM TRYING TO FIND ALLOCER . I'M LIKE SKIPPING THROUGH THIS EPISODE TRYING TO FIND THE PART WHERE KALEGO VISITS ALLOCER'S HOME AND I SOMEHOW END UP FINDING THESE TWO INSTEAD

AND I ALMOST SCREAMED IRL BC I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE THEM

[mellow hemlock]

They're everywhere early anime

S1 is KalRobi

[worthy canopy]

this is s2

[mellow hemlock]

Oh

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Ohh what if the misfits were trying to cope w Robin's words by thinking that he was referring to other stubborn demons and not their teacher.

Because Kalego? Falling for such a stupid trick? Or worse—wanting affection? Impossible. That's absurd.

And then when Mofuego explodes at Robin to focus on the lesson, far angrier than what would usually just be entailed for getting mad at a off-topic derail. And then they all collectively realize that either Kalego was jealous hearing about Robin seducing other demons, or that Kalego himself fell for the trick. They didn't know which was worse

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https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-hedgehog-chew-chew-happy-hedgehog-gif-25050858

[gritty trout]

...isn't it rude to chew with your mouth open

[mellow hemlock]

It's a sign of enjoyment

[worthy canopy]

imagine robin mentions this at one point when being questioned by the misfits and they're plagued with that mental image forever

[worthy canopy]

🦔

[mellow hemlock]

"are—are you dating Kalego-sensei..?"

"Hm? Oh, nope! Sadly all I've been able to wrangle out of him was a kiss."

"A what?!"

Imagine if they asked this in the teachers lounge. With other teachers present. Teachers who heard Robin.

Teachers who have been suspecting something was between them but didn't have the courage to ask in fear of death from Kalego

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robin keeps elaborating with increasing detail on what his kiss w/ kalego was like before the misfits shut him up in nauseating horror

[mellow hemlock]

[gritty trout]

[mellow hemlock]

Robin did it on purpose to mess with them

[worthy canopy]

I love the students au it's so fun

[gritty trout]

Same

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I just realized it kinda sounds like I'm boasting bc I made the au but that's not what I meant JUHUYGTYHUJHG
initially I just wanted to see little robin pestering little kalego but the future/present time part of the au has so much potential too

years of pining between kalrobi(bal)

[mellow hemlock]

I like both the student timelines and then future of it where they're teachers

I like the future part bc it's both misfits and other teachers suffering from the obvious pinning and flirting

And also misfits shenanigans of spying on them, planning stupid shit, and denial

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denial is so delicious

pinning is so delicious

[mellow hemlock]

Lied blurting out "wait, then what about Balam-sensei?! How far have you gone with him?!?!"

Robin doesn't reply and just keeps :D-ing

Eventually Robin just goes "Balam-senpai is a very nice demon, isn't he? More importantly, break is almost finished, so you should hurry on back to class before you're late! Kalego-senpai will scold you all!"

He avoided the question?!

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HELP GHJEGHGYHUJ

[mellow hemlock]

Adults are scary! The Misfits realize

[topaz lynx]

I adore all of this

The chaos is delicious

[mellow hemlock]

It's so fun

[mellow hemlock]

The reason why Robin hasn't given up on seducing Kalego—even after all these years and only getting a singular kiss for all his efforts—is because prey who are difficult to hunt or try to run from him are Robin's absolute favorite

Most demons would give up. Most demons would get bored. But Robin is an archer, he's used to waiting for long periods of time for the perfect opportunity

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I love

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https://twitter.com/GROtype/status/1647546894149885953?t=8JiWSgabY3QEBFARUvInYg&s=19

ゲロ (@GROtype)

でけた

Twitter · Apr 16, 2023, 10:26 AM

robin/kalego fusion??

[tropic torrent]

Their “illegal” love child?

[worthy canopy]

HDDFHJDS

[mellow hemlock]

EE

[gritty trout]

Pfft

[worthy canopy]

rough but . student au robean (he is, of course, looking at kalego)

something about his arm doesn't look right to me . it's too short probably but I'm too lazy to fix it now

I have other wips to tend to

[mellow hemlock]

HE

EXPLODING DYING DROPPING DEAD

[stable ruin]

yum

[worthy canopy]

I've been having terrible drawing days recently

nothing's been coming out right

today has been ok

currently trying (read: struggling) to refine that robibal sleeping cuddling sketch I made forever ago

[mellow hemlock]

I love it

[worthy canopy]

working overtime trying to cook food for both this and the jazzllocer battlers so they won't go hungry

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I have a screenshot of the same scene

because of course

[mellow hemlock]

Gay gay homosexual gay

[worthy canopy]

I'm quitting drawing fore- no I'm not

I'm struggling so much though

[tropic torrent]

Food…

[stable ruin]

whay if i draw kalego and robin

actually

yall hate drawing kalego so much

idk about this one

[worthy canopy]

try it for yourself

someone in the jazzllocer battler said they have no trouble drawing kalego so

[stable ruin]

all right

[worthy canopy]

it could be that me and sasa just suck

[stable ruin]

LMFAO

[tropic torrent]

No I agree too Kalego is shit to draw

[worthy canopy]

maybe the three of us just suck /j

[mellow hemlock]

I do

[mellow hemlock]

Many thoughts about them today

Infecting my brain

Robin splayed across Balam pouting about Kalego still refusing to join them

[worthy canopy]

I'm going to die

[topaz lynx]

Kalego missing out by his own stubbornness

[mellow hemlock]

They're just in the history prep room off schedule cuddling on Balam's giant nest

[worthy canopy]

kalego refusing to join their cuddle pile everytime saying he's absolutely not interested but .......... he's also strangely really bothered by it yk

[mellow hemlock]

Oh I meant join them as in their relationship but that absolutely happens as well

[worthy canopy]

that too

[mellow hemlock]

Lovey dovey and "wanna join? :DD" which Kalego always instantly shoots down

Balam stroking Robin's head to comfort him as Robin whines about Kalego

[worthy canopy]

I need to kalrobibal

or else

I'll explode the world

[worthy canopy]

(verb)

[topaz lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/saussiçon-explode-boom-gif-16089684

[worthy canopy]

exactly like that

[worthy canopy]

exactly

[mellow hemlock]

"Boo.... I wonder when Kalego-sensei(-senpai?) will finally stop being stubborn..."

"Now now," Balam soothes, slowly stroking his hand along Robin's head in hopes to quell his sulking, "he'll come around eventually."

"Really? Do ya really think so?"

"........ Mmmmmmmmmm..."

"Ah!! You don't actually think so!!"

"Now now..." Balam tries again, but Robin's cheeks puff out in a large pout. It was more cute than anything that would actually make Balam take him more seriously.

[worthy canopy]

they're so cute

[mellow hemlock]

I love.them

[worthy canopy]

we've reached a drought stage where nobody has anything new to contribute anymore

I'm still mental about them and think abt kalrobibal every day but my brain . is devoid of any new ideas

[tropic torrent]

;-;

[mellow hemlock]

My brain is "I love them" and then that's it

[worthy canopy]

my brain is microwaving them

[mellow hemlock]

Circles

I'll just draw a bunch of them instead

(I say, without having finished a single wip)

Work really said mandatory overtime is back when KalRobiBal explosion supposed to happen

Can I actually finish anything before the 6th, I wonder...

[worthy canopy]

I was linearting something

but god I hate doing lineart

[mellow hemlock]

I like lineart

Just not. When I do it multiple times for the exact same thing bc of dissatisfaction

[worthy canopy]

usually I just paint over the sketch but linearting saves so much time that after the last time I spent days painting over something I just went "fuck this shit I'm not doing this bs anymore"

I'm in pain

[mellow hemlock]

That piece I sent u earlier when doing the lineart I was just. Man. I don't want to do this anymore.

[worthy canopy]

when that happens to me I just quit and go do something else

[mellow hemlock]

I've been drawing, putting aside, and then redrawing, and scrapping that piece for months

[worthy canopy]

if I were u I would have given up so much sooner

[mellow hemlock]

Well. It's the cover. And it's pretty much already done so...

[worthy canopy]

how do u have that much patience

[mellow hemlock]

I don't. Sunday I was like "ok I need to finish the lineart for Iruma now that I think I finally fixed him" and then I still couldn't draw the pants so when I finished it I just lied down and rewatched mairuma

I didn't finish the hands or socks

The pants aren't even good I just said "good enough I'm not redrawing this again"

[worthy canopy]

I wish I had advice but really I would just give up

[mellow hemlock]

If this wasn't for GPoB I would've

I had a fun rewatch though

[worthy canopy]

I love coloring

that one I can help with I'm way better at coloring than everything else

[mellow hemlock]

Please I can't draw at all

[worthy canopy]

this will be finished eventually bc I'm not planning on giving up on it but . I hate doing lineart I hate doing lineart I hate doing lineart

[mellow hemlock]

... I meant to say color but drawing as a whole is rather accurate

Exploding

I like to use all different kinds of brushes and styles for my lineart

Sometimes it's thin and sketchy, sometimes it's thick, sometimes it's scratchy or pixel-y with various widths, or soft round pencil

[worthy canopy]

experimenting is good

I think I got used to

making my lineart too clean

and it was so clean that it was bothering me

I'm trying to strike a balance between clean and still organic-looking

also

[mellow hemlock]

Robin's face....

[worthy canopy]

I have a tiny ass drawing tablet that cramps my hand every time I draw on it so lineart especially is a fucking pain to do

painting/coloring I don't have to be as precise with

[mellow hemlock]

I love Robin

Ahhh

My tablet is a screen one, though it's rather old and not a massive one

[worthy canopy]

don't remind me I had a robin explosion like 5 minutes ago I'm still recovering

[mellow hemlock]

I want to Robin explosion but I'm so tired eepy

See problem is I was away from irukiri too long so I had to irukiri explosion and I picked up a drawing wip for it and now I'm buried even deeper

[worthy canopy]

because of taxes and capitalist bullshit buying a tablet where I live is really really really expensive so I've had this tiny wacom for years and probably won't replace it until it dies or until I get enough money to buy a screen tablet myself

[mellow hemlock]

Not to mention one of the planned pieces for the KalRobiBal involves a lot of drawings and I don't know if I'll finish it

Ahhh

[worthy canopy]

as always one of the recurring topics of this battler: complaining about art

[mellow hemlock]

Creative woes batra

[worthy canopy]

crying screaming and wailing battler

[mellow hemlock]

I should draw

I need to finish at least something for the explosion. I haven't finished a single thing of either writing or art

[worthy canopy]

18 days left

[mellow hemlock]

Uwa...

[tropic torrent]

Can we change the date to 13/6 or something cause funny number + extra month?

[worthy canopy]

I wonder if I can start and finish a fic in that time

[worthy canopy]

my fear is that if we keep changing the date we'll just never actually do this

[tropic torrent]

I know but… funny number Xd

[mellow hemlock]

That is a valid concern

[worthy canopy]

plus like

[mellow hemlock]

We didn't make any announcement or anything and it's just 3 of us so we could change it if needed but yeah, never doing it just may happen

[worthy canopy]

I think I would rather the explosion happen sooner than later bc the sooner the explosion goes off the more ppl might get hooked by kalrobibal

and like

[tropic torrent]

That’s true too

[worthy canopy]

it's not like we need anything big for it

[mellow hemlock]

Well it's not really an explosion if there's like 3 things

[worthy canopy]

we can just contribute One artwork or snippet and I think that's already good enough

[mellow hemlock]

I suppose that's true

[worthy canopy]

there's no way we'd be able to make a true explosion with just us anyway

[tropic torrent]

I’m attempting to pump out as much of my fic as possible so I can do a chapter a day Xd

[mellow hemlock]

That's true... If only life just let me be insane

[worthy canopy]

also

the more time we add/push back the deadline the more motivation we'll start to lose

[mellow hemlock]

I am tired eepy but I think I will try to unleash my insanity and get something done for the explosion. I have a few more simpler ideas over the piece that's too big

[worthy canopy]

that's why I think it's better to have a small explosion rn and if necessary we can just have another one in the future, maybe when the battler has more active members. but if you guys need more time then I won't argue too much against changing the date again

[mellow hemlock]

Well my job is just a pain since it eats up so much time and energy, but an indefinitely changing date might have me lose motivation tbh yeah

I guess I'll just do what I do best. Rush at the last minute but still fail to meet the deadline or barely meet it

[worthy canopy]

the explosion should take place over the course of a few days anw so u might just make it

[mellow hemlock]

I shall attempt to explosion rn

Gonna gather my insanity bits and try to ignite explosion

[worthy canopy]

guh

I need to write an rp post and shower but then I'll try to finish this kalrobibal piece and maybe do progress on another one

I have this wip + a diff one that's supposed to be 2 panels + my robibal wip

but I'm struggling w/ that one

last case scenario I can just post my ugly sketches

[mellow hemlock]

I shouldn't have started a 5 page irukiri comic

I'll put it aside for now since the explosion has a deadline

[worthy canopy]

I want to bite and maim

[small oxide]

HHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRAAAUGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is so great

[stable ruin]

.e too

[worthy canopy]

fank you

[mellow hemlock]

Kalegos hair finally didn't give me problems for once

[worthy canopy]

no fucking way ... let's go

[mellow hemlock]

I jinxed myself by saying that bc when I went to do the clean sketch/lineart, it gave me trouble

But good enough

[worthy canopy]

it looks so good genuinely forreal

[mellow hemlock]

Ty. It took all my last insanity juice

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I need to finish writing this rp post so I can also go insane

[mellow hemlock]

To go insane is to be free

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I had like 3 diff robin explosions today

barely made it out alive

[mellow hemlock]

God I wish that were me

I didn't get as much done as I'd like bc I spent too much time fixing up the rough sketch

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I freaked out over robin so hard it gave me a headache EHAWEUIAWHEIAUWE

[mellow hemlock]

I WISH RHAT WERE ME

We were busy nonstop at work we had nothing but calls and nearly half were unnecessary. Each call I just wanted to irukiri or KalRobiBal explosion

How I wish I could draw KalRobiBal in peace

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thank god I'm unemployed so I can spend all of my free time just exploding

[stable ruin]

sam- wait no i have school

[mellow hemlock]

Maybe I should unemploy myself

This generation is never retiring anyways...

[worthy canopy]

school sucked the life out of me

[mellow hemlock]

The moment COVID hit and extended the lockdowns I just dropped out

[stable ruin]

me fr

my life is getting sucked out rn

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aghhhh if I could've dropped out I would have

[worthy canopy]

survive .

[mellow hemlock]

I used the power of "it's my last year and I could work instead, I'll just get my GED"

[stable ruin]

ugh

whats a ged

[mellow hemlock]

Uh

Like a equivalent of a high school diploma

You get it by testing out of what would be considered required high school curriculum of a (ideally) accepted GED school

It's just another fancy piece of paper that says you did something, basically

[worthy canopy]

surviving school when ur a sleepy little guy who needs 12 or more hours of sleep every day just to live . was near impossible

[mellow hemlock]

It was really easy. It took me 2 weeks and it was online and that was also bc I was being lazy and procrastinating on doing each test

No but same my job at the time was incredibly draining and I was working 12+ hours a day physically standing running and lifting things so when school decided to bring in this online shit instead I just dropped dead

[worthy canopy]

that should be illegal

[mellow hemlock]

Actually there were a decent number of labor laws being broken at that job LMAO

[worthy canopy]

well

JUGTHUJHYGTYHUJ

that makes sense

[mellow hemlock]

I used to sleep all throughout my lunch period and the period immediately after that back when I was still attending physical school so I wouldn't die.

Fun times

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going to school was like I'd get home and immediately pass out and when I woke up I barely had time to do anything before it was time to go to school again and I napped in class all the time bc my body is genuinely fucked up and can't work on less than 12h of sleep

hard

[mellow hemlock]

Man I wanna finish this piece but no more juice.... Oh well. Save for hopefully tomorrow

Damn

I sleep like 5-6 hours rn, sometimes 7 if I'm lucky. But I get woken up at least once in the middle of the night by my cat to feed her. Often more than twice tho so I feel like shit when my alarm goes off

[stable ruin]

i want out of school!!!! i hate it here !!!!!!!!!

[mellow hemlock]

School is for chums!!!!

[stable ruin]

everything hurts!!!!! oh my god my whole body hrits !!!!!!! ok bye

[mellow hemlock]

Well probably different there but here I don't rmr shit they taught me and I'm good

[stable ruin]

FUCK i have to do homework

[mellow hemlock]

I

[worthy canopy]

not to activate responsible older brother mode but please get more sleep ....... that's terrible for your health

[stable ruin]

ur jazzy fr

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that's my son

[mellow hemlock]

Never did homework. I actually got a 0 in math in my first year bc it was entirely JUST homework and nothing else.

[stable ruin]

TIL kidnap is younger than lucas

[worthy canopy]

I don't know if they're younger than me

[stable ruin]

or are you just an older brother to every single person ever

yeah ok

[mellow hemlock]

I think we same age

[worthy canopy]

my birthday is in july

[stable ruin]

i ate it

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a

[stable ruin]

ur birthday

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nvm then my birthday was eaten

[stable ruin]

its in my mouth now

[mellow hemlock]

I am older by one month then

[stable ruin]

whoa

june???

[mellow hemlock]

Lied Iruma moment

[worthy canopy]

EHIAUWHEIAHWIUEIAHIWEUHIU

[stable ruin]

he y .....

WUAHWIAHEUQHEYAHE HELP

[worthy canopy]

it doesn't matter bc I'm still an older brother to everyone ever

[stable ruin]

i'n a june baby

[mellow hemlock]

I'm the older brother

June baby....

[stable ruin]

yeas

[mellow hemlock]

[stable ruin]

yeas

[worthy canopy]

whatever time isn't real anyways

[stable ruin]

cookies older sib au