#๐โoff-topic-and-memes
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ici dans canada, nous etudier francais smh
and tdy first game of preadeason for the ottawa senators
aganist the leafs
cmon sens
@narrow swallow u a habs fan ๐คฃ
Nope โฆ I donโt follow hockey no more
oh damn i was abt to lyk that the sens have beat habs 8 times in a row lol
Awwww
@finite laurel sup
@wild dune wbu..
Hi
Aye mb work
its fine how was it
Long, u?
long too
tdy was skl tho i had good classes tdy
good not skl*
Well im kinda split between Sauber and Williams atm
NKOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP
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I guess this is technically off topic lmao (I made these wallpapers)
And I think you can tell which one was the first try ๐ญ
mb
I reckon @light moth would be helpful with women problems, and if not then he'll make you a meme to make you feel better ๐
Probably not appropriate to share on here. Maybe make this a private convo
bad af
joking
i like
The last time I checked...
I should be scared?
Me being a new zealander it is happy days for me
As long as you dont know who am I, dont think I have reasons to be lol AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Iโll ride my bike through the oceans to get to you๐
Huh
I mean about something else
Oohhh mb
It involves f1....
Thanks
@wild dune
@wild dune
You probably wanna say words besides just tagging him lol
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@wild dune where have u been
You scared him away ever since you said you needed help with girl problems lol
I've been chilling with @light moth playing our favorite game ๐
Still here though ๐
U CHEATED ON ME W ERICC??
?? @wild dune u sure do have a taste tho, both of our goats r stroll
Def gonna have to think about my life choices then
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Don't be sad
that comment hurt.
Howโd you find my league racing footage๐ญ
Sorry youโre old news. Out with the old and in with the new.
๐ญ how long has it been?
Since Jack had a feeling you were a wannabe Stroll fan boy. Jack only wants to talk with real Lance fan boys.
Hola alguien sabe si activas el pase premiun te dan todas ls recompensas
loool
Never fear, I can spread my love around equally, got a lot to give to the world ๐ซถ
Don't tell Eric though ๐คซ
i wont ๐คซ
๐ค
Wewewe
@wild dune hi
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aii boys this fpl week if i dont get the most points in my league which has like 10 ppl i wont text here until stroll gets into q3
thats how confident i am in stroll next race
my boy got it
If i dont get the least points in my fpl league iโll be crying of happiness๐ญ
how much pts u at rn
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I got 62 points last week which was my highest yet, and im 17th in a league with 18 autistic men
how much overall pts u on tho
203
What is UP my g
Do you get extra points if you captain Haaland and he throws another ball at someone's head and doesn't get booked?
how ๐ญ
loool
that was sofunny when it happened
n what he said to jesus ๐ญ
Triple captain Rodri anyone?
I joke, he's easily the best midfielder in the world, and I hope he recovers and gets back to his level. Too much football for a lot of players, such a silly injury that came from nothing
Nothing been confirmed yet but yes I agree... Madridistas winning BdO as easily as they win penalties.
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Rodri has been the best footballer in the world for the last two, if not three years.
yesss
i rmr city had an crazy unbeatenstreak when he was playing but it got broken earlier this year i think
Other way around. He was out for three games and they lost all three of them.
You can't say a team like City loses because of one player, but he is hands down the best all round, complete club player in the world
by far yes
They just perform bad the moment i put them in my team๐ญ๐ญ
Ong i triple captained Salah and then we lose to forest 1-0๐ญ๐ญ
I wouldn't be captaining any Liverpool player right now until you know how they're likely to play. Slot is very different to Klopp.
yessss
salah blank aganist forest was v suprising
watkins captain this week aganist ipswich
Salah has been cooking for every other game that iโve captained him though
who u habe on ur team?
Used to have isak instead of jackson but isak has a toe injury apparently
Lewis is cooked๐๐
not rlly a bad team no haaland costing u tho
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Damn
THE WEEK I GET RID OF PALMER HE SCORES 2 GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF
NOW HE GETS A HATRICK
I ACC HATE THISSSSS
HE GOT A 4TH NOWW
OML
@finite laurel
why donโt you have palmer on your team ๐
but i have gordon and gvardiol on the bench ๐ญ they both scored ๐
btw why do i always see that one premier league edit ๐ญ
which goes
erling braun kuland
mohamed suluh
nicolas jacksan
Don't forget ty rone m i n g s
@finite laurel how did your team get on boo?
iiliman ndayie or wtv
Not so good then?
iliman ninjay โผ๏ธ
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antony
Avante verdรฃo ๐
harry maguiah ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง
looool
Yooo guys look at this same lap time
Alright no need to get upset with me I didn't pick your team bro y u take it out on me ๐ญ๐ญ
sorry i was js mad yesterday mb
well it hurts deep yk
nanada
@light moth I guess now you've taken my place with the whole Stroll fanboy situation... Notice the difference in @finite laurel responses to my message here and your message in the real F1 chat...
sorry
mines better right
To Eric, yea...
Your message to Eric was very much more excited
Probably because you were talking about Lance ๐
loooool
it cuts deep
i hate supporting man utd
mb
loool
u best make it up to me
wdym by that ๐ญ
yk iโll make it up for u n more
Name a team that needs this
Definitely not McLaren lol
I didnt know gasly last season was 2022 ๐
Nvm
Im slow
It means that is active now
Glad to hear that ๐
Sauber desperately need this. Hope Audi does a better job
ty
no no, thank you
np, always got time for you! How was your day? Lots of lumberjack activity and fighting bears I'm sure as the big strong Canadian man that you are ๐ช
my day was good ty
n lol nah i was at skl fam
Danny ric๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐
palmer captain helped
lol samee
@wild dune hows work
Hey pookie sorry ๐
dont do that ever again
How can I make it up to you
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๐
I'm listening
well i think u alr know ๐ซ
Please do explain
not appropriate for this channel
BORING
this conversation appearing to me right after a person sends me sm pictures is chaotic lol
Was it Barca again? He does that a lot
LOL
Just block and report if you're getting stuff you don't want
Always do that, but it always continues, tbh dont know what else to do
From people on this server? Tell Sam
No, its from another one, but I might just quit there its a useless Server anyways but idk
Well if you're getting ๐ฉ from people then report or quit surely
Thanks hahah, I'm so lucky that even on my old account it was happening, and then I got my phone robbed and lost my passwords and had to creat a whole new account๐ ppl have to stay 1 meter away from me, I swear
๐คท
Change your privacy permissions to not accept DMs from accounts that are not friends.
Why I didnt thought of that sooner? Thank you
i can send it in dms iyw
i would never cheat on u
Didn't even know you could do that so I learned something today as well!
Can't BELIEVE you sent that OMG ๐๐
LOL FR
y r u texting now i swear u stop texting after like 6pm
OK I'll stop
noooo i was js confused
Maybe for this...
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Had to laugh at the Stroll comment ๐
k i started again
k hru
Good u?
good ty
Goooooooooood
tyyyyyyyyy
nah but what instead of f1 was based on driving cars
was based in hawk tuahs spitting on that thing
i have another question
is there a f1 without cars
is just them without nothing just running
gd lol
If only I could afford it
/had the time to use it
Retirement goals ๐คฃ
lol
Have you ever tried one?
โ๏ธ
Briefly. Not with the app displayed tho.
Is it as weird as it looks?! I've never tried one myself so I'm interested, you see all sorts of videos that look a bit wโ๏ธy ๐
Weird at first but quickly adjusted.
Found myself mostky typically on the HUD rather than what you're looking at in the real world
I need to get my hands on one to have a play ๐
๐ฏ it needs an hour or two for the novelty to wear off
That's what i figured, interested to try it but can't imagine joining a Zoom call with one on to be able to show lots of screens/data ๐
Although give it 10 years the Meta Raybans will probably be able to do all of that through holographic projection even though we'll all have no jobs because of AI anyway ๐
@finite laurel think you got a new BFF
NOOO
๐๐
Clearly a Canadian bromance
u my goat jack
naww boo ily
ily more ๐
hashtag nohomo
i would say that but knowing this server me saying nohomo will get my msg deleted ๐ญ
Well you said it and it didn't get deleted
But we both know you mean the opposite ๐
fk this gay shi then ๐ญ
Huh?
i cant do this no more ๐ญ
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Lol Im saving this
its 2am ๐ญ
Soz bro
changed my username.
soz?
its the same
You said you couldn't do it no more so I apologized ๐คท
And then you go and say that in the main channel ๐
i had too ๐ญ
Whyyyyy
ok sorry
I'm so confused ๐๐
same lol
Do you still love me
ofc
Oh well that's OK then, everything is sorted and we are back to normal ๐
yh lol
Shhhhh don't ruin the results I'm catching up later ๐
lol
Hope Harvey Barnes scores a hattrick though
yk a couple years back
callum robinson my favourite player was always a fun gy and everything
so i was at home here in cnaada
i ordered his jersey
the day it came robbo went to cardiff
He was a t w a t
no he wasnt ๐ญ
Trust
Honest
I went to the first half of the season that Harvey played - best player I've seen in an Albion shirt.
I don't buy player names on shirts, but I got Krychowiak because how on earth did we sign him.
Could not get a shirt with Barnes on it for love nor money. I cried when Leicester recalled him. He should be in the England squad.
personally him being in the england squad is a bit of a stretch
Been better than Gordon this season
Is that not the best thing you've ever seen ๐
JACK WHAT
WHAT IS THAT PHOTO
we getting a dog @wild dune
Yea we are
no like my family
Mmm yummers
we have the best netflix star josh maja ๐

what a szn hes having
Oh ๐ that's cool, what flavor
But you're a Man United fan with an Ipswich player as your pfp, make it make sense ๐๐
Wolves fans?!
weโre cooked though
german shepherd
lool
Noice
Oh and villa fans
You gonna call it Jack
ofc โค๏ธ
Loool
My dog is called Leo but he's not mine any more
Next one is a rottie or a shep and I got a name sorted ๐
thats my families house back in birminghams name lol
sorry to hear that tho
thats cool whats the namw
Your family's house is Leo?
noo sorry
my house in birmingham where my other fmaily is we have a german shepherd named leo
Ohhhhh igy
Good name for a dog, y'all clearly got taste ๐ ๐
So when is Jack arriving
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?
jack as a name is crazy for my dog
Loads of dogs are called Jack. There's even a damn breed of them ๐
lol def wouldnt get a breed thats name is jack ๐ญ
You make it sound like my name is bad...
no i js have a bad history w jacks
Oh I'm sorry to hear that... you can call me Bob if that would make you feel better
lol
bad history w bobs too
bob melvin esp
Jeff?
no way jack was online past 8 ๐ญ
lool
Whaaaat
dont b zesty now ๐ญ
Always zesty for you bro
likewise tbh
@wild dune nhl szn was back a couple days ago
tdy my team plays
how u think we finna do
js locked in ullmark for 4 more years as well
We're 2 for 2!
Yessir
2 wins aganist the sabres aint hard tho ๐ญ
Got Toronto 2mro
lol ur good
devils look strong
but i think leafs will win tdy
sheldon keefe vs his old team lol
Should do, but Sheldon might have some tricks up his sleeve
lol yea
England v Greece later as well
who u got ottawa vs florida?
shud b ez win england
bro i love how u n me r js into like eveyr sport
Gonna be tight, Panthers are the team to beat...
tbh yes after seeing the oilers losing 6-0 yesterday ๐
Good job they've already travelled ๐
yea thigs arent looking good there
yk i could of went to the sens home opener tdy i had tickets, but my mom said no cuz i have a test
Certainly aren't. Used to spend a lot of time in Sarasota when I was younger
Silly
lol
What is this line up ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Should be 0-2, been absolutely awful
Let's play 4222 with half of the 4 never playing an international game before GROW UP
Kane isn't available finally, and then you decide not to use a single striker who actually scored from open play? Cba with this team
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sm talent too
Awful awful tactics
fr
Let's see how Sunday goes. Leafs won ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
whos 1st in the atlantic ๐คซ
You ๐คซ
Have to build them up so at the end of the year the imminent disappointment has maximum impact.
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Wanted to put a different emoji but that would have been inappropriate ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Eh?
Referring to the Toronto Maple Leafs?
Ah yes, although I was more referring to NJD losing as opposed to Toronto winning
So I suppose less interested in their disappointment, given that I am resigned to annual disappointment ๐
Sorry, I sounded rather dismissive with my reply
loool
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Sad news for sure
Is that a Romanian second division game
bro doesnt watch boxing ๐ญ
Nah, never interested me
oh
Two guys in little shorts pretending to punch each other for 30 seconds and then just hugging for 2m30s 12 times ain't a vibe ๐
this guy ^ ๐คฃ
I ain't lyin
aii
Just do it already ๐
do what
Not you lol, I meant the boxers ๐
oh loool
Never understood the idea of wanting to get in a ring and punch each other in the head as a sport
i love that
I'm a lover not a fighter ๐คท
Wdym ๐
show us how ur a lover
That sounds so wrong on so many levels ๐
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great fiht
Guys
Did yall notice
A blackhole is considered to be millions if not billions of years old
Yet the one that steven hawkins "studied" was only 14 years old
He studied a very different black hole๐
Decided to play a striker today @finite laurel
kane ๐ฅ
lool
He's so lazy man
Won a game
Lol never thought that someday I would miss school, like? Tf- I wanted to participate so bad in F1 in schools, but guess what? I CANT
abt time
Ygm
Wanna say i loved it but i don't want u to get u too excited ๐
Not as wild as urs yday ๐
facts ๐
Got a bit carried away din u ๐
"Breaking news - Diego Simeone started learning Enlgish, so he can say no to United"
Think every manager is doing that right now
yea lol
I'll allow it, I'll show you later ๐
y thank u
You bet!
lol
is there any in game club that is active? every clubs are full but with not many active users on my tier..
Best post yourself in #1146706914613403658 depending on what you're looking for.
What tier are you in and what is your exhibition score?
series 7-8, 890
What club are you in?
@finite laurel just wanted you to know that @vale wing gave me a drink.
currently in Red Bull
OK - idk what that club is. What league are you in, division etc
challenger 1
What is your current load out etc?
What was your last exhibition score?
You Noma Racing?
yeah
Are you talking about Barca? ๐
Yea... heartbreaking
Not to be rude, I always felt he had a side chick all the time ๐
No wรฉ Josรฉ ๐
you dont understand
he is max verstappen
Don't tell people tho
nooo i dont dw
wow.
๐
I'm sorry
dont forgive u
How can I make it up to you
He tried to charge me for it but I already owned it anyway so I never actually took it, I just wanted you to know
ur mine too
โค๏ธ
Wsg yall
lol
@wild dune so wsp w u
Nm, thinkin bout you as always. Wyd?
You 2 making me feel lonely at this point๐
Awwwww do you wanna join in
also thinking of u ๐คค its my bday tmr tho
let him, i fw w him too
lets have a threesome
Well imma have to send you a special message 2mro I guess ๐
Aight bet
i hope so โค๏ธ
@wide mason welcomeee
Yyyiiiipppiiiieeee
AoE mobile got released today
what
โค๏ธ
@finite laurel its your Birthday today right??
๐๐๐
yea
ty jack
loool ty
Did I get outdone by a Spotify link? Am I in second place now...
wheres the long msg u said u were gon write ๐ญ
n now but hes catching up
no*
What long message?
I said a "special message" which you had in your DMs and you enjoyed ๐
yesss
Ohh oops๐
Nah you're good... just shows where loyalties lie ๐คฃ
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Maybe we should run off together and that'd show Barca ๐คฃ
whatttt
Those two are very different choices ๐คฃ
Oh I see
Drink me milk
๐คฃ๐คฃ
I can asure u its very good๐คญ๐
I'll take your word for it if you're talking about what I think you're talking about ๐
๐
Fingerlicking good๐คญ
nope
Me either ๐๐
Hope you enjoy it๐
Ahahaaaa Campina
You dirty boys expected something else didnt ya๐๐
we were hoping for smt else
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Nah mate im nog that dirty
Wait nvm nah
I am
Just not here
LOL
We need a freaky channel for these things
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Watch out when you sleep tonight, cuz i might tickl n nibbl your pretty toes if i feel like it๐๐
OK, first - odd. Second - touch my feet I'll destroy you
n im finna like it
But he wants to touch your feet
What you gonna do lil bro?๐คญ๐
Ima pull up
Bring it
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Jk cutie๐
Think Barca would enjoy that more tbh
Oh he does๐คญ
Calm down bro
Mb๐
๐
dw i just ain't about to get kicked off
@wide mason Set up your channel and see how it goes ๐
Nah I have a better idea
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@pseudo siren could you pretty please make a freaky text channel for us plsss๐๐
@pseudo siren could you pretty please make a freaky text channel for us plsss๐๐
Good lord ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
What? I find it a great idea
Wooahhh
Wait huh???
I dont understand anymore
What words can i say and which cant i??????
Ffs
I cant say:
another more british word for pee
But ass is fine somehow??
Im done
It's an animal ๐คท
I think you'll win tonight
Goodnight pookies๐๐
Lolllll
Goodnight
No OF link being promoted? ๐คฃ
@finite laurel have you had a good birthday?
gnnn
LOL
yes thank u v much jack
Good, did you get anything exciting?
haven topened presents yet
Except mine obv
@finite laurel be prepared for christmas๐คญ
I just learned how to teleport
And i can almosy fly๐
Me go you
๐ข๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐
๐๐๐
Would u like a drink???????
Very good good
Big flavour
Coolie effects๐
Go to sleep ๐
Perhaps take the horn offline then ๐คท
But she cant come over๐๐
idek what you're talking about
Idk man heroine also works
Nah that makes me tired in the morning tho
Fair enough
u sleep well too jack
ur the best gift imgot fr
Just found this in my room should I be worried?
oopsie
Y DID U REMIND ME AS SOON AS I WOKW UP
Volkswagen das auto
No.
Would have been rude not to! Sorry for ruining your bday ๐
Nahh mate thats just gary, give him a piece of bread every day and he wont do anything
np
BRO
i was at skl chill ๐ญ
Aha I'm chill just wanted to rub it in ๐คฃ๐คฃ
devils look strong this year tho w proper goaltending
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@finite laurel I ran Lance today I hope you're proud
v proud
ofc
๐คจ
what?

Well you're above average
hey vsauce michael here
Hello why every time when I have promoted to final 1 race take me out of race that is disgusting and I donโt want to play anymore with this game
Not sure what you mean but if it's an issue with the game then you're best posting in #๐ฌโf1-clash-general
Iโm mean itโs always same thing I lost connection in final that is absolutely crazy because I have connections wi-fi when everything is working in house and I lost connection exactly on race
How is that possible???
You have to report it to the Support team and also post in the main channel.
The more people that report the issue, the more can be done about it.
Ask them to look at your connection issues, specifically packet loss and latency
@finite laurel why does that dude have a drawing of your body
ur too kind ๐
Oh I mean it just looked that pic you sent to me and @wide mason
But you're welcome I guess ๐
Bro the one time i have Haaland in my team he doesnt do shii๐ญ
lool
hes been so bad
Forearms a bit smaller I guess but yea the rest the same ๐๐
How can you say Haaland has been bad?!
lool
Just wanna throw it out please don't ruin the GP I'm not watching live so I've gotta catch up later
oh ok sorry
I mean the Grand Prix not football, you're good
They beat Wolves so that's all that matters ๐
YESS
shouldโve been a draw
Yea but it's Wolves soooooo
hru jack
lol ur one point ahead in fpl
i captained palmer though ๐
Been OK thanks big man, travelling but all good
i captianed saka luckily i vced watkins
oh nice where u been travelling to
Back in the homeland
go to dms cant explain too much here
might b some ip stealers ๐ญ
yk what i meant fam whats w the ๐ค enoji ๐ญ
Was just curious what you fear they'd do with your ip ๐
Oh he has many things to fear for if i find out his ip๐คญ๐๐
i fear thats a good thing tho ๐
Depends, but i think youโll enjoy it very much๐
ohh im into that then
count me in too?
Aii bet
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Anytime I come here all I see is jack and barca talk
lol
Canโt catch on the topic
I ain't been in the chat above ๐
unfortunately
I'm sure you had all the fun already ๐๐
i always save time for u tho
Not feeling like it right now with the four-way going on ๐๐
yk how in egeru group theres always a duo?
Tell me more
no mattter how much ppl there r youโll always b the main one yk
Promise?
bruh no i would be
promise
who tf is u ๐ญ
So long as I get to see what happened in my absence ๐
ofccc
Did you have fun with the Sandwich
yes sandwich knows how to have a great time
not as well as u tho
Blud no offence but my lil sis is closer to being his nr 1 and he dont even know her
too bad cause i dont agree
Too bad cause my gf agrees w me and shes always right๐
Blud thinks im actually falling for that๐
asked
๐น
Ahhh sisi paella
Uhm @pseudo siren since when does the bot understand foreign swearwords๐ญ๐ญ
The #๐โrules-and-guidelines have always applied across all languages
i see
Oh
Shiii
Yep im deffo getting that mute punishment very soon๐
That is entirely dependant on you ๐
If thats so, im probably getting the 3rd strike next week or smt
Don't say naughty words then ๐
Thats impossible๐ญ๐ญ
It's quite flicking easy actually
Yh nah
Tee hee @pallid geyser
I was rased in the ways of The Hague
(Golf clap)
Swearing is in every sentence there๐คญ๐
What, major war crimes?
Nah thats just Zoetermeer
The average kid in The Hague swears more in a day than the average American does in a year
I am going to war with autocorrect
Everyone swears, I agree. But thems the rules so you just gotta go with it bee itch
๐
Does the average kid in The Hague also not know how to follow rules?
Nah they really dont๐
You ever been to the Netherlands?! ๐
Try to be the exception ๐
Yes, a few times
Iโll try
I knew you'd say that ๐
Pls visit Zoetermeer
We have big potato man statue๐๐
I now have specific reasons not to
hi
@pseudo siren and now you have a reason to visit ๐
Potato man should have been enough ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Fun facts:
-water tower looks like a ๐ in the night sometimes
-nelson mandela bridge is undergoing changes and now has an open part in the middle
-Stadshart has a great number of things like:
โข a theatre
โข an Alber Heijn XL
โข a BRAM Ladage (100% reccomend eating there)
โข a big casino (200% recommend going there)
โข POTATO MAN STATUE (100000000% recommend going there)
Who doesn't like a potato man?
Or just a potato. Amazing things can be done with them
Oh yh and i forgot to mention that we have some great clubs and bars๐ฅ
And ofc cycling but thats just NL in general not just Zoetermeer
I am not gonna ask ๐
๐๐
oh .
Waaiittt holโ up
I want to try one of those cowboy cruiser e-bikes.
We don't have those here
NEVER VISIT BUYTENWEGH GUYS
english pls
Its very dangerousโ ๏ธ
nice
The cruiser?
What are those?
In Buytenwegh we have very many mokros and turks that dont like it when you breath their air
Buytenweg
If you say โje moederโ to them, you can say โtot sinasโ to your life and belongings๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Nahhh flipperkast that
Search up โPostcodeloterij fietsโ
Its just sooo๐๐
I was hoping for something with horns and hide etc ๐
But โMootjeโ will steal them if you forget to lock your bike
Mootje loves stealing bikes
But hes very nice
So if u see him
Your father figure loves stealing bikes? ๐ค
๐คจ
I'd be careful of saying that bro
Why??
It appears someone has entered the 'Find Out' phase
๐คทโโ๏ธ Cleanup crews are never very accurate
Forgive the third person. The Major is also deleting comments.
Why did the Major delete his own tiny picture of a car?!
Overruled by an admin ๐

