🙊│off-topic-and-memes

[narrow moss]

AND BEING TALL

IS LIKE

DUMB

Average is crazy

😭🙏

[vale wing]

why is that

[narrow moss]

because

tall is too tall

[vale wing]

so whats normal

[narrow moss]

Hmm

5’7 or like 5’8

That’s normal human being stats

[vale wing]

i was that tall when i was like

12

now im 16 and taller than most people

[narrow moss]

yeah no

go to space

[vale wing]

youre in lala land

[narrow moss]

I love lala land

[vale wing]

at the very least

my spit is your rain

the dust off my shoes is a sandstorm to you

[narrow moss]

you’re barefoot

And you’re dehydrated

[vale wing]

for your information ive downed 3 liters of water today

[narrow moss]

One and a half

[vale wing]

more than plenty

[narrow moss]

For your tall azz?😭

[vale wing]

maybe for a short girl like you 1.5 liters is a waterfall

[narrow moss]

you need a fountain

[narrow moss]

ALRIGHT

[vale wing]

jealous of my height are you

[narrow moss]

no you are

[vale wing]

in your dreams

[narrow moss]

says you

[vale wing]

being a teenager and this tall is a dream

[narrow moss]

Yuck what girl would wanna be that tall

[vale wing]

ive met some girl whos 6’7

[narrow moss]

LIKE

NO

[vale wing]

like YEAH IT WAS REAL

and disgusting

besides all the girl can appreciate a tall man

[narrow moss]

sir

No

Too tall

[vale wing]

yeah

no

[narrow moss]

That’s legit

Skyscraper height

Scary

[vale wing]

and youre as tall

as an ant

a marshmallow

[narrow moss]

ANTS HAVE NO HEIGHT

[vale wing]

a particle of water

[vale wing]

my point

[narrow moss]

…

[vale wing]

dont be upset

[narrow moss]

.

[vale wing]

if it makes you feel better

youre a good height

yourself

[narrow moss]

yeah well you’re

A giant

[vale wing]

ive heard that before

[narrow moss]

Im yuki fr

[vale wing]

only younger and a simracer

i on the hand

[narrow moss]

FORGETTING REAL RACER TOO

[vale wing]

win in senior rotax max

[vale wing]

you and me both

💪

[narrow moss]

🤌

[vale wing]

only i win

you DONT

by the time im your age

ill be as successful as max verstappen

[narrow moss]

In drag🙂‍↕️

MY AGE WYM

BRI

BRO

A 12 YEAR OLD IS BEATING MOST OF US ATM

[vale wing]

i would be winning

if i wasnt in school

[vale wing]

what i said

[narrow moss]

Hah

baby

[vale wing]

i aint no damn baby

[narrow moss]

Kindergartener

pre k

[vale wing]

im literally

no kindergarten

at the very least i can win at chess during classes

[warm summit]

Hello, im new

[narrow moss]

Yes kindergarten?

[vale wing]

are you trying to say im like a baby to you

cause youre so old

[narrow moss]

IM NOT EVEN OLD

YOU CHILD

[vale wing]

YOURE A CHILD

you short

thats what.

you short

[narrow moss]

Buster

It’s bed time

You have school tmw you better go beddy bye

[vale wing]

are you my mother now

[narrow moss]

yes Im adopting you

[vale wing]

are you even old enough to adopt

[narrow moss]

I believe so

[vale wing]

well ”MOTHER” i want a new car!!

[narrow moss]

Disowned

[vale wing]

well thats no fun

[narrow moss]

💀

I’ll buy you a peel 50 or wtv it’s called

[vale wing]

you know how much

that costs right

[narrow moss]

Peel p 50

[narrow moss]

Like a toenail

[vale wing]

150000 euro

150k.

[narrow moss]

light work

[vale wing]

yeah for ME

[narrow moss]

Sell height

[vale wing]

to you?

[narrow moss]

For money

[vale wing]

yeah

to YOU??

youre jealous of my height

[narrow moss]

TO YOU MF

IM NOT

[vale wing]

so ill sell my own height to myself

[narrow moss]

erm

Sugma

[vale wing]

whats that

[narrow moss]

Best to not know

[vale wing]

arent you just the funniest person in thr world

[narrow moss]

GO TO BED ITS ALMOST LATE

[vale wing]

no ”MOTHER”

its only 12:55

[narrow moss]

mf it is almost 9pm

Gtb

Rn

[vale wing]

or what

[narrow moss]

Or no karting

No racing ever

[vale wing]

oh youre just

soooo funny

arent you

[narrow moss]

Thank you

[vale wing]

race me rn

in the mercedes gt3

ill wwipe the floor with you

[narrow moss]

Oh pleaseeee

[vale wing]

you have no idea

how good i am with that car

my driving style is perfect for it

[narrow moss]

As if

You do good in a Honda

I shall sleep and when I awake I shall gap losers LIKE U

very soon

[vale wing]

id beat you blindfolded

[narrow moss]

As if

[vale wing]

as if you can reach the pedals

[narrow moss]

If beat u with no hands

[narrow moss]

I don’t need em

[vale wing]

what are you gonna use

to steer

YOUR LEGS??

[narrow moss]

Yes

[vale wing]

how does thaat work

youre 4'9

[narrow moss]

LIKE WHAT

[vale wing]

wwhat i said

[narrow moss]

bruh

You’re

3’2

[vale wing]

im 6'1 thank you very much

[narrow moss]

1’6💀

[vale wing]

your height exactly

[narrow moss]

My height is 6’1 actually

[vale wing]

so youre me now

hi guys my name is xun

im 4'9 and i cant reach the pedals

[narrow moss]

NO

[vale wing]

with my baby legs

[narrow moss]

CUZ UR SLOW

[vale wing]

i would beat you in any car

any track

[narrow moss]

Run it

[vale wing]

hold on

what game

[narrow moss]

Acc gt7 iracing

[vale wing]

no can do

[narrow moss]

Only good sims

[narrow moss]

Why

Too short

[vale wing]

says the 4'9 girl

[narrow moss]

To be

Or

Nord to be

[vale wing]

you cant reach no damn pedadls

or the steering wheel

[narrow moss]

AND YOU CANT RACE

[vale wing]

i race irl thank you very much

[narrow moss]

Bumper karts

[vale wing]

senior r otax max

about to get into kz2

[narrow moss]

Scooters

[vale wing]

you cant even see over the handle bars

on those

[narrow moss]

You

Outweigh the thing

[vale wing]

you saying you dont?

because youre so short

[narrow moss]

I DONT

[vale wing]

and weigh nothing

[vale wing]

scooters weigh like

15 kg

[narrow moss]

Bed

Time.

[vale wing]

you weigh less than that?

[narrow moss]

BED

TIME

[vale wing]

no ''MOTHER''

[narrow moss]

IDK KG

[vale wing]

i want to stay up andd watch more coco melon

[narrow moss]

9 hour timeout

[vale wing]

for being tall?

[narrow moss]

I shall disappear like your father now

[narrow moss]

Nope

[vale wing]

smh

[narrow moss]

watch this magic trick

Innit.

[vale wing]

watching

[narrow moss]

Watch

poof

[vale wing]

oh nooooooo

nooo

😱

[finite laurel]

fkin hell man i already made my transfer for this week and now i find out solanke is missing this gameweek

unbelievable bro, my bench is absolute shi too all of them are 4 mil ppl that get 0 playing time

might have to free hit alr smh

[deft fog]

Take a - 4 and buy havertz

[finite laurel]

havertz?

hasnt got a great few next fixtures tho

alr took the -4

[deft fog]

-8 then 🤣

[finite laurel]

damn

[modest gorge]

lol ywa

[finite laurel]

damn @fossil coral

i feel bad for u lol

zirkee and garnacho arent starting 😂

and u used your free transfer to get zirkee 😂

zirkzee*

[fossil coral]

😭

they’re gonna be subbed on

i swear if they don’t im gonna do gunther steiners dance

[fossil coral]

we conceded

mazroui lost the clean sheet😭

zirkzee’s on

[finite laurel]

bruno ffs man

i had this bald headed dude ten hag

makes the worst decisionsof all tiem

[deft fog]

Bruno as striker is so bad. This loss is on ten hag

[finite laurel]

LMAO IPSWISH ALR SCORED

FKKKKK HALANDS GOT 2 ALR

TF IS THIS SHI

PLAYING W MY EMOTIONS

GOD DAMN

i hate this city team

[tough flax]

HIII

IM NEWW HERE

WHY ARE YALL TALJING ABOUT MAN UTD😭😭

[finite laurel]

bro its fpl

[fossil coral]

my fantasy team is in the mud

[fossil coral]

when we actually select him he will blank

[tough flax]

I mnow

[fossil coral]

Bruno did well though i wouldn’t complain about bruno playing a false nine, but yes this loss is on ten hag

i have mazraoui garnacho and zirkzee on my fpl team 😭

CRYSTAL PALACE DO SOMETHING

[finite laurel]

frrr

[finite laurel]

so its not man u bro

[finite laurel]

FR I NEED EZE TO COOK

[tough flax]

alralr calm down duse

[deft fog]

Goal

[fossil coral]

😦

[finite laurel]

ffs as soon as i transfer bowen out he scores

what a joke this si

[finite laurel]

no.

[finite laurel]

FO HAALAND SCORED AGAIN

TRIPLE CAPTAINERS SO LUCKY

FFS MAN

i hate fplmthis year

[fossil coral]

FFS EZE AND MATETA ARE USELESS

[finite laurel]

FRR

THEY DO SO WELL FOR INTERNATIONAL THENGHOST NOW

[glad urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-inchident-incident-max-verstappen-leclerc-gif-27092516

[somber dock]

Hello?

[finite laurel]

goodbye?

[finite laurel]

lol

we need a absolute class performance from palmer tdy

if he blanks we cooked

[fossil coral]

yes

against wolves

a big chance for us to get point

a

i have 2 players left

and im still on 20 points 😭

[finite laurel]

lol i have 6

allison, trent, gordon, isak, gusto, and palmer

6 players 3 teams

[finite laurel]

gusto how tf r u a -1

i traded a arsenal defence player for a chelsea one who gave me a minus smh

[fossil coral]

@finite laurel WE DID IT

PALMER IS ON 11 POINTS

[finite laurel]

HE HAS 30

WE FKIN COOKED LAD

[fossil coral]

YESSIR

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-leclerc-cl16-heart-cute-gif-12461468441616017726

[pliant arch]

What even

[finite laurel]

lol

[fossil coral]

RTAHHHHHHHH ALPINE F1 TEAM WITH A DRIVER THAT HAS 199 POINTS ALPINE ARE SO BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[light moth]

Forget that! Max leading Haas into a drivers championship is incredible!

[fossil coral]

im an alpine fan you have to get my excitement

[lost roost]

just curious anyone else here collecting f1 turbo attaxs looking to trade and stuff thats all!!!

[pliant arch]

Oh no alpine is catching Haas in the drivers championship, is it game over for Max who has dominated the past 3 years in the haas?

[finite laurel]

lol

[pliant arch]

Ferrari appear to have the most equally matched drivers

Followed by Mclaren

Imagine this actually happening🤣

Impossible at this point sadly

Here is how the rest of the f1 grid is doing

I love.how Alonso is the only one without a team

he just races by himself

[finite laurel]

lol

the goat doing goat things

[pliant arch]

Also the only team that's exactly the same on this list is williams

[heavy rivet]

👍

[urban dust]

It seems like George Russell has a new nickname.

[quartz seal]

<@&649310279968096308>

[finite laurel]

@fossil coral bro im thinking of wildcarding already

this team is shi and without haaland and salah is rlly killing me

[fossil coral]

💀

if one of us selects haaland

he’s gonna blank

[finite laurel]

fr

y tf does he cost 15 mil tho bruh

[wild dune]

What time?

[finite laurel]

anytime for u bae 😘

[wild dune]

Nawwww boo

[finite laurel]

😍

[wild dune]

Booking my flight to YOW rn

[finite laurel]

looking forward to seeing u, lmk when u arrive so i can b the first one to meet u 👀

[wild dune]

Well who else am I going to see 😂

[finite laurel]

u might meet my sister as i dont have acess to a car just yet

[wild dune]

Well is she meeting me at arrivals or are you with a big sign and some balloons and flowers 😂

[finite laurel]

LOL

defiently the second option

look for a signthats says

“Welcome Jack Boo Boo looking forward to having fun tn 👀 “

[wild dune]

Oh my days 😂

I'll keep my eyes peeled when I get there 😉

[finite laurel]

thank you, woudlnt be hard to miss what im wearing tho 👀

[wild dune]

Not sure I wanna know 😂

[finite laurel]

what time u getting here, didnt sleep at all last night waiting for u to text

[wild dune]

I've been sat at the airport for about 10 hours waiting

[wild viper]

Ohh you guys get a room already 😂

[finite laurel]

oh sorry i’ll be there in 10 😘

@wild dune wya? come to the timmies thats upstairs terminal 2

[wild dune]

Omw

[finite laurel]

still waiting…

[wild dune]

I got stuck at Terminal 8

[wild dune]

I'm in T6 now the dogs are sniffing my bags not sure what to do

[finite laurel]

pls tell me you didnt bring anything illegal?

[wild dune]

No I'm good, I'm in T4 now just getting some poutiiiiiiiine

[finite laurel]

nice, get an ice capp from tim hortons while your at it

[wild dune]

I'm at T47 getting a flight back home after that last message 😭

[finite laurel]

i didnt mean it 😭

your the loml

[pliant arch]

I like Children

infact I love children

[finite laurel]

me n @wild dune are going ti make a baby, u can have it if u want

[pliant arch]

That's not possible, both of you are males

[finite laurel]

we’ll make it work

[pliant arch]

No way

[finite laurel]

yes way

[pliant arch]

The possibility of that happening is the same as Max Verstappen leaving red bull

[finite laurel]

so your telling me there is a chance?

[pliant arch]

Well yeah I guess

but it's like 0.0000000000000000000000001%

[finite laurel]

well me n him will make it happen no matter how many times it takes 😈

[finite laurel]

bruv ur getting a free baby outta this b happy

[finite laurel]

wait nahhh

on some real shi i acc think i js got heartbroken by this girl bro

[tribal crown]

ayo no way

[wild dune]

Wow 😂

[pliant arch]

...

[finite laurel]

this time should i come to texas instead of u coming here?

[wild dune]

Aight bet

[finite laurel]

what time shud i book?

earlier the better no?

[wild dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

[finite laurel]

flight got delayed..

[wild dune]

Gosh darn

[finite laurel]

its cancelled now.

unbelievable

guess i have to book another one

[wild dune]

RiDICKulous

[finite laurel]

🤣🤣

😭

[wild dune]

I'll send my jet

[finite laurel]

thank you

what time shud it arrive?

[real grove]

don't come to texas

please

its overcrouded

its hot

its dangerus

they have no water

very little

[wild dune]

Private above says you're not allowed to come

[finite laurel]

😭

y tho

i promise it’ll b worth it

[wild dune]

You'll have to ask @real grove

[finite laurel]

@real grove

can i pls c jack boo boo?

i miss him

havent seen him in ages

and we needa make a baby for @pliant arch

[real grove]

fine, go

but don't be supprised by how bad it it

[wild dune]

Think that bit is a Michigan issue...

[finite laurel]

thank youuuu

here i come jackyyy

send ur jet tho pls

[pliant arch]

You really are taking this seriously🤣

[wild dune]

https://tenor.com/view/twin-peaks-twin-peaks-the-return-twin-peaks-series-twin-peaks-gi-fs-part9-gif-9186573

[wild dune]

This stand time is costing me a lot of money

[finite laurel]

its fine i’ll pay u back

still waiting for the jet

texas is quite far

[jolly oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-no-sign-of-intelligent-life-dumb-toy-story-gif-11489315

[finite laurel]

respectfully u shouldnt be talking

[wild dune]

He just jelly

It's on Stand P25 ready to go xx

[finite laurel]

fr

[finite laurel]

ty 😘

[wild dune]

In a bit

[pliant arch]

In the meantime look at a picture of scuderia fatrarri

[jolly oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-cowboy-wink-wink-gay-cowboy-cowboy-gay-gif-25952268

[pliant arch]

@finite laurel @wild dune totally not talking about the two of you

@jolly oxide who are you?

[jolly oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-epik-high-gif-16032767336054970104

[finite laurel]

still waiting…

[finite laurel]

lol

[pliant arch]

My message got deleted , well that was expected

[finite laurel]

what was it abt?

[pliant arch]

Well basically I was calling the two of you happy

You know what I actually mean though

[finite laurel]

nah we chilling she was bugging that night

[pliant arch]

Yeah

wait how come your message didn't get deleted

that's not fair

[finite laurel]

lool

what can i say my boy hutch sam likes me

i’ve never gotten a warning b4

im js a good guy

[pliant arch]

That has gyatt to be the biggest lie

[finite laurel]

i havent

im a respectful guy

[wild dune]

He's a true gentleman

[pliant arch]

Sure...🤨

[tidal spire]

Hi

[pliant arch]

Sup

[finite laurel]

i am bro wdym

never done anything wrong

[wild dune]

Always treats me right @pliant arch

[finite laurel]

frr

anything for u tho

[wild dune]

Another three points today ⬆️

[pliant arch]

I need someone else's say on this besides Jack

[wild dune]

Starting to question it myself, he gone quiet on me lately 😭

[finite laurel]

sorry bro been busy 😭

<@&649310279968096308> can someome pls check my warnings, and how much i have?

@pliant arch learn for ur self

[pliant arch]

Done got my answer, even your bud Jack is unsure

Anyway don't let that distract you from the fact that Lando Norris taken back to back poles for the first time in his career

We are so not losing the lead at the first corner

And if McLaren finish 1 and 2 tomorrow, they will become the first team to have done so twice this year( excluding redbull)

[wild dune]

Still going to be difficult to win either championship. WCC should happen, WDC I think will still be Verstappen but close.

[pliant arch]

Norris got this in the bag

has the better car, is a better at qualifying and his reaction time isn't so bad now

Btw he had the same reaction time as max at zandvoort

it just happens he was on the side of the track you don't want to start as the leader

Its over for Max

he's just as human as the rest of the them and no matter how much he tries, the reality is he is not in the position to compete anymore

which is sad considering he is after all the Championship leader

[pliant arch]

In short, Norris is cooking, Verstappen is being cooked

Mic drop

[wild dune]

Don't get ahead of yourself. A lot of ground to cover if Norris is going to win it and a hell of a lot to go wrong for MV.

Time will tell, and I hope you're right. Nine to go.

[wild dune]

It's heartbreaking 😭

[pliant arch]

@finite laurel you just vanished m8

[finite laurel]

lol

[finite laurel]

mb

was busy

[finite laurel]

wheres ur answer?

[fossil coral]

haaland got another hattrick for gods sake

[pliant arch]

Just admit you have at least one warning

[finite laurel]

exactly i hate this

[finite laurel]

i dont tho

@pallid geyser pls prove this

[pallid geyser]

Best if I didn't 😉

[pliant arch]

Exactly🤣🤣🤣

[faint cape]

You missed the second digit

[finite laurel]

😑

[wild dune]

😅

[finite laurel]

jack ur supposed to defend me here.

[pliant arch]

How is he going to defend you from facts?

[wild dune]

My bad boo, I can still laugh though, especially when I know it's true as well 😂

[finite laurel]

tell them to prove it

[finite laurel]

😭

i js have a few cuz of words nt bad tho

[pliant arch]

I think you have the most warns in this server anyway

[wild dune]

Do you get a prize for that? Free crates or something?

[finite laurel]

🤣🤣

[finite laurel]

i dont.

fk bro i js remembered skl starts in 2 days smh

[wild dune]

I'd love to know who was actually in first place... assuming it was Biden given that it's from Fox News 😂

[finite laurel]

ossama bin laden prolly

[wild dune]

Can't be lol, Xi was only in power two years after bin Laden was walloped...

[finite laurel]

oh lol mb

[wild dune]

Probably Trudeau

[finite laurel]

😭 😭

[finite laurel]

😂

[finite laurel]

fraud

[wild dune]

Woah

[finite laurel]

wsppp jackyy

missing u

[wild dune]

Less of the Lando slando poppet

[finite laurel]

lol

skl tmr jack

[light moth]

Good point. Because you have the best car, doesn’t mean you’ll automatically win every races and they’ll be easy lol

[faint cape]

And definitely not with that attitude

[light moth]

Yeah Lando needs to be a fighter. You think senna just let Prost by and did team orders or max for 6th place? Lol. Lando needs to be selfish sorry

[latent marlin]

No Senna used to take Prost out on purpose.

[glad urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/lewis-hamilton-sebastian-vettel-f1-gif-23794498

[finite laurel]

nooo, when i wake up i’ll b back at skl

unbelievable

and my schedule is shi

so bad

wo4st scheudle of all time

[oblique kernel]

🤡

[finite laurel]

waittt boys i checked my schedule

and i gto foods

lfg

but y tf do i have spanish

im already taking english and french

i aint tryna learn fkin spanish bro

omg man

teachers have one job bro

[finite laurel]

wait shi nah i js checked

the foods teacher is this fat lady

and shes strict

amd ofc my skl ks only one of 2 skls in the whole city to be non semestered

so i have to worry abt 8 classes at once

[wild dune]

<@&649310279968096308>

[real grove]

what did bro do?

[finite laurel]

yeaaa first day back @wild dune

[finite laurel]

mf ignored me js to talkto some esl in genral

general*

[wild dune]

Sozzzzzzzz

Hope you enjoyed your day ✌️

[finite laurel]

lol thanks

[wild dune]

As always, you're incredibly welcome

[finite laurel]

❤️

[wild dune]

https://tenor.com/view/blush-pretty-bunny-disney-gif-10832478882457093744

[urban dust]

Jack has a girlfriend!

[wild dune]

You'll upset the fan club if you reveal that 😂😂

[urban dust]

Just let the ladies know you practice polygamy 😂

[wild dune]

🤫

[finite laurel]

did bro js call me a girl?

[urban dust]

Sorry man, I thought you were a girl 😂

[finite laurel]

HUHHHH

[wild dune]

Uh ohhhhhĥhh 😂😂😂

[faint cape]

No rain expected at Spa on Saturday. Then I can rock!

[finite laurel]

why u in spa?

[real grove]

did he come to texas ?

[light moth]

You really argue as an ex couple

[faint cape]

4 hour karting race

[finite laurel]

whm

[finite laurel]

oh nice

gl

[finite laurel]

the ppl in this server needa learn some manners man

[real grove]

Weren’t you gonna go see jack in Texas?

And I tried to tell u not to

[finite laurel]

jack doesnt wanna c me no more

[wild dune]

I sent my jet

[wild dune]

Why you being like this

[finite laurel]

lol sorry jack

when is it coming?

[wild dune]

#🙊│off-topic-and-memes message

[finite laurel]

a bit slow isnt it?

[finite laurel]

bro tf man my girl thinks i still have feeling sfor this other girl smh

@wild dune im texting her rn i need advice yo

brooo hurry man

[wild dune]

I'm sorry man 🤣

[wild dune]

Did you sort it out

[wild dune]

Is the perception of "British bias" in the media and the FIA linked to the drivers involved or the fact that the majority of teams are based in the UK?

[faint cape]

Combination of both, mostly for drivers. Especially how British media is portraying their heroes 😂

Always the innocent guys, while the “foreigners” are always to blame and deserve a penalty 😂

[heavy dirge]

GUYS I THINK I FOUND THE GIRL

[wild dune]

I'm genuinely interested from a British perspective if that's how the rest of the world perceives F1.

Was the British bias there when Red Bull Racing (Milton Keynes, UK) won WDC and WCC?

Why is there a perception that F1 has a preference for British drivers?

[faint cape]

Usually because certain drivers are not penalized for particular incidents while others are 😂

[wild dune]

Understand. And is that a genuine sentiment across all markets? I'm British but live abroad so I'm asking legitimately

[finite laurel]

not yett

[faint cape]

Alonso has said it before also

[wild dune]

Yea but he's a Rookie so what does he know

[wild dune]

TRY HARDER

[wild dune]

So it's a driver rather than a manufacturer issue? Given that AML/AMR are UK based as well...

[faint cape]

Also teams. Like Merc being allows das for a whole year before ban.

[wild dune]

And I suppose the current flexi wing issue is now an extension of that sentiment

[faint cape]

Ofc. See above. If it was Ferrari or Rb - they would ban straight away

[wild dune]

Understood. Memes aren't always indicative of life but the conversation is interesting

[finite laurel]

lol

[faint cape]

Usual stupid stuff 😂😂😂

[wild dune]

It's always interesting to me, same as UK elections and US elections from a different perspective!

[wild dune]

Ngl I feel a bit used

Sure you're big enough to sort it out though!

[faint cape]

Going to bed soon, will be a super fun day tomorrow 😂 and spa is 2 hours away 😂

[finite laurel]

i would never use u jack

[wild dune]

Ohhhh 😞

[wild dune]

Good luck in your race 👍

[finite laurel]

lol

[finite laurel]

what i realized w qnyx is that u say smt like that tok him he’ll never say thank you i did it yesterday and he js ignored

[wild dune]

Thought you liked using me 🤣🤣

[wild dune]

Nah it's just you hun

[finite laurel]

dw ofc not 😭

[finite laurel]

nah hes js a non manner person

[wild dune]

Aha it wasn't a complaint 😉

[wild dune]

He's nice with me so 🤷

[faint cape]

Come on I’m not that mean 😂 thank you and thank you @wild dune also

[finite laurel]

oh in that case..

[finite laurel]

he has favourites 😭

[finite laurel]

lol np

[wild dune]

😏

[finite laurel]

👀

[wild dune]

Lol

[olive sinew]

does this server know Smash bandits

[stable cedar]

[faint cape]

Well it’s nice there is also a race too going on

[tiny thicket]

In the first part i was forced off track i will admit it was my mistake but then the second part Hamilton forced me off track and made me hit the ferrari

[finite laurel]

thats cool

[finite laurel]

bro drive cleaner 😭

[tiny thicket]

Yeah

[wild dune]

Lol England winning 2-0, goals scored by two players who played for Ireland at youth level 😂

[wild dune]

How'd your race go @faint cape ?

[faint cape]

I it was amazing experience. I needed better teammates 😂😂😂

[finite laurel]

bigger match still at 4 , canada vs usa

[faint cape]

I did 1:01:521 time while top guys (and they were training obviously as they came with own helmets and equipment) were doing 1.00.2-3. For first time on this track I did good I believe 😂 but my teammates were at 1:08/09 per lap.

Quali - too many yellow flags (new asphalt and chicane in the track) and only did 1.05.

My teammate was disqualified from the quali as he bruised one of the stewards 😂😂😂

Lap 1 - I started 20, went to 13 by last chicane until one guy just torpedoed me and crashed badly in me and helmet flew off. Lost a good minute there by the time I could recover it and rejoin. Resumed and went up to p9, then a swap. My teammate got a time penalty of 3 minutes for overtaking during yellow flags. Then the next teammate crashed and took out 3 cars with him. Took a good 3-4-5 minutes to get them back on track. And when it was my turn we were already so far behind and I only managed to get from 22 to 18 (gaps were really big).

But I highly highly recommend it. The track and experience is brilliant

[finite laurel]

bruising a steward looool

[faint cape]

He couldn’t stop on time and hit the steward a bit under the knee 😂😂😂

[finite laurel]

😭😭😭😭

[wild dune]

I had to explain to my cousins "this is like USA v Canada but add in 400 years of war and absolute one-sided hatred"

[wild dune]

Well at least you still have a head intact, and you enjoyed yourself!

[finite laurel]

lol we won

[finite laurel]

enjoying yourself is the main thing tbh

[wild dune]

Yep, what you get for having a decent squad and a decent manager 😂

[finite laurel]

lol

[oblique kernel]

🤡

[wild dune]

He didn't. Ignored the private jet and let me down sadly.

It hurt. Still does.

[real grove]

Nooooo

[finite laurel]

sorry bro

i can make it up to u

i booked my flight

its leaving tmr at 3:10pm est

cya soon

[real grove]

both are useless in this hutch economy

[finite laurel]

lil bro finally spoke facts 😭 ^

[wild dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-changing-the-clock-changing-the-time-kitty-cat-cute-gif-17202806

[wanton anchor]

H

[potent citrus]

Ferrari Strategy:

[wild dune]

@finite laurel point taken 😞

[finite laurel]

sorry foight got cancelled shud of lyk sorryyyy

next flight coming is thiesday evening

[wild dune]

Feeling a bit let down ngl

What about the baby

[finite laurel]

tbh i always wanted a july baby so it could wait till jext month if needed

[finite laurel]

sorrryyyy

[jolly oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/haintz-gif-24743894

[faint cape]

@wild dune just a follow up on what we discussed a while ago about British bias

[pseudo siren]

Have to somewhat agree. Not necessarily that there's a specific 'British' bias but that each production has its own bias. I see a sharp difference in how a number of drivers are portrayed between say Sky and Drive to Survive as an example.

[faint cape]

We know British bias is real. Even Alonso knows it 😂😂😂😂

And we can also see it ingame also 😉 wink wink nudge nudge

[pseudo siren]

I don't know what you mean. Majority of the team aren't even British 😉

[wild dune]

I suppose it's par for the course when the main broadcaster and subsequently social media content through the F1 channels is from Sky.

I wonder if it's a RBR thing, I never used to like SV but changed my mind when he left. Interestingly though, the last couple of seasons were always branded as "Sky Red Bull" as CH was always on more than any other team principal, and a lot of events at Tilbrook.

I don't see it as such, but then I look at it through Union Jack glasses so maybe I'm just blind to it 🤷

I wonder if it were to be Ferrari winning Champs, how it play out in the media...

[faint cape]

Sky Red Bull is such a twist on how it is 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[wild dune]

I think it's very different this season (as in more spread out), but we all know one of the reasons behind fewer media appearances...

Do you think it's drivers, teams, or both?

[fiery burrow]

Hi

[cedar tartan]

hello

[outer vault]

Could this have consequences for F1 Clash? European consumer organisations want to make in-game currency illegal and have all purchases show real money value.
https://www.beuc.eu/game-over

Interesting report: https://storage02.forbrukerradet.no/media/2024/09/getting-played-2024-compressed-komprimert-sept24-1.pdf

[pseudo siren]

Depends on what changes are made, if any. Should any laws or regulations change we'll follow any new requirements as needed.

[faint cape]

😂😂 Newey DLC 😂😂😂

[urban dust]

I would love to play F1 Clash on Huawei's new triple fold device! It's amazing!

https://youtu.be/rCF25a0-urc?feature=shared

[wide mason]

What

Is

That

[shadow geyser]

Bro is not their sponsor

[paper shale]

Hi @pseudo siren , please are there Africans in your team?

[quiet turtle]

IDK...that just seems like alot to be carrying around. I can see the current bi-folds working just as well?

[urban dust]

https://youtube.com/shorts/reTGw1f73Qk?feature=shared

[urban dust]

It's actually the same width as the Samsung Fold series. This would definitely become my main device once it becomes available.

[quiet turtle]

I won't be able to get it unfortunately...I don't think. It ok...I can just watch reviews on it and such 😄

[urban dust]

Despite the price, I still consider it an excellent value as it can replace your smartphone, tablet and even PC (I believe it has a desktop mode).

[real grove]

Bro isn’t their ad person

[river ocean]

[bold ice]

.

[finite laurel]

@wild dune everything ok?

[urban dust]

What do you mean?

[real grove]

Why are u posting so much about a device

[urban dust]

This is an off-topic channel isn't it?

[real grove]

I guess ur right

[shrewd sun]

Hi

[urban dust]

Maybe it might seem like I am promoting it, but I've simply have never seen a phone that triple folds. For me, it's quite mind-blowing!

[wild dune]

All good thanks, you?

[finite laurel]

im good thank you

[wild dune]

Well that's just wonderful to hear 😊

[finite laurel]

thank you 🙏

wyd

[wild dune]

nm, you?

[finite laurel]

nm eithier

[wild dune]

Well aren't we just full of excitement 😂

[finite laurel]

lol 😭

sorry jackkk

[wild dune]

Aha what you sorry for 😂

[finite laurel]

being dry w u lol

yo fk this shi man

as soon as i get bruno off my team he assists

and rashford scores 😭

now watch as soon as i got haaland this week he qont even play 😭

NVM HAALAND STARTS

but i aint captain him

salah captain

[wild dune]

Nuttin to apologise for
Haha FPL too much stress

[fossil coral]

man united played rubbish today. we were supposed to win by 5 goals or above

[finite laurel]

fr as soon as i get rid of a player they score

[finite laurel]

lol

bro y did u captain eze 😭😭

[fossil coral]

more fantasy points

for me

[fossil coral]

idek

[finite laurel]

u have palmer bro 😭

[fossil coral]

i am stupid yk

[finite laurel]

lol

whats ur overall in the world

[fossil coral]

it’s like 7 millionth

😭

[finite laurel]

😭

[wild dune]

That's like the top 0.1% of the world... so pretty good 😂

[ionic river]

Hi

[finite laurel]

lol 😭

man city u fkin shi team

how u giving up a goal less that a minute in to brentford 😭

AND Y IS J PEDRO NOT PLAYING

[wild dune]

Hurtzeler didn't pick him probably

[fossil coral]

for gods sake man

haaland scored

gvardiol not playing 😡

[finite laurel]

well no shi 😭

[finite laurel]

yessirrrr

[fossil coral]

bro scored twice

[finite laurel]

HAALAND AGAIN

[old spruce]

are yall doing the uefa fantasy champions?

[loud mango]

🥴

[wild dune]

Well that's normally what stops players being on the teamsheet 😂

[old spruce]

no way liverpool lose to forest

lose to nuno espirito santo is really bad

[scenic sorrel]

[wild dune]

You*

[finite laurel]

no lol sorry

[wild dune]

Did you not do v well in your FPL today

[finite laurel]

no 😭

[wild dune]

Can I make you feel better

[finite laurel]

ofc 👀

what u have in mind

[wild dune]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeellllll....

No comment 😂

Suggest you captain Haaland next week, that might help...

Was that what you had in mind?

[finite laurel]

u disappoint me jack.

[wild dune]

How so

[finite laurel]

i was expecting smt else 😭

[wild dune]

Well u kno i can't say that publicly 💀

[finite laurel]

😭

[wild dune]

Don't be sad 😔

[finite laurel]

sorry

[wild dune]

❤️

Do peaches and eggplants make you feel better 😂

[eternal magnet]

Oi

[cunning goblet]

Hi

[finite laurel]

LOOOOL

[wild dune]

Take that as a yes ur welcome

[light moth]

Woah woah no butt shaninagans please.

[finite laurel]

😭

[finite laurel]

lool

[fossil coral]

the one game i bench watkins

he scores a brace

[finite laurel]

lol

[worn thorn]

[wicked aspen]

👌

[worn thorn]

Thank

[wide mason]

Bro i triple captained Salah and we lose 1-0 to forest😭💀

[finite laurel]

TRIPLE CAPTAINED?

bro 😭

i captained salah but triple captain is wild

[wild dune]

@finite laurel how did you finish up this weekend?

At least we finished top of the league!

Hope we're still friends 😂

[real grove]

best fix to the issues going on

(joke)

[finite laurel]

yh lol

i went up in evyerthing

oh mb i thought u were twlking abt fpl mbb

[wild dune]

I was... then I was talkin bout West Brom, then I was talkin bout us

[finite laurel]

oh lol

[wild dune]

Good u did well in FPL tho 👏

[finite laurel]

ty jack

[finite laurel]

ty jack

[wild dune]

yw for both messages 😆

[finite laurel]

lol

[wild dune]

Sorry for not responding immediately to the first one 😅

[finite laurel]

its all good i got a lil worried

[wild dune]

Don't you worry about me 😊

[wild dune]

I SAID DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME

[finite laurel]

SORRY

[wild dune]

YOU WILL BE

[finite laurel]

WDYM

[wild dune]

YOU'LL SEE

[wild dune]

@light moth can you provide your Taken meme please lol

[finite laurel]

SORRY

[wild dune]

ARE YOU

[finite laurel]

V MUCH

[wild dune]

HOW MUCH

[finite laurel]

SMM

[wild dune]

Hmmmm

[light moth]

@wild dune @finite laurel just for you

[finite laurel]

this is the best 😭

[finite laurel]

❤️

these r beautiful

[old spruce]

dinamo zagreb had a sargeant performance today

i start to tremble just knowing we playing bayern too

[finite laurel]

lbh this no one even knew dinamo zagreb b4 the ucl draw

wait shi no i do know them

[wide mason]

Dinami zagreb is pretty well known in the football world, but that other croatian club that i do not remember the name of.. outside of croatia, max 2 ppl know them

[wild dune]

Hajduk Split?

[old spruce]

What

u live under a rock?

[finite laurel]

fam look at my msg right underneath

[wild dune]

Don't be rude to @finite laurel 😆

[finite laurel]

thank you jack 😘

[old spruce]

Sorry

[wild dune]

Any time boo

I mean you should have known Zagreb before you posted but still 😆

[wild dune]

😂

@finite laurel if @old spruce bullies you again lemme know. I know where he lives 👍

[finite laurel]

i had to loom at the logo to rmr lol

[finite laurel]

tyyy jackk

[wild dune]

Always 😉

[wild dune]

How's the wife and kids anyway

[finite laurel]

they good

but im js missing u sm

[wild dune]

I'm here 😊

[old spruce]

aint you ip like 55.443.2.1?

[wild dune]

Something like that but no 😆

[finite laurel]

needa c u irl

[finite laurel]

he was close.

[wild dune]

Its 66.554.32.1 but don't tell him

[old spruce]

you lying

[finite laurel]

dw i wont

[old spruce]

nah why is this mf hamilton clipping me everytime in fortnite

this game making me hate hamilton

[finite laurel]

lol

imagine getting clipped by a hamilton 😭

[wild dune]

Imagine playing fortnite 💀

[finite laurel]

how old r u jacl?

[finite laurel]

answer @wild dune

[wild dune]

Don't tell me what to do

63 hbu

[finite laurel]

62

old couple

[wild dune]

Super old

[finite laurel]

fr

[finite laurel]

we cant reproduce

[bitter kraken]

Bonjour

Y’a des français ici ?

[wild dune]

U sure

[wild dune]

Y a des canadiens et quelques français/francophones mais le canal est anglophone 👍

[finite laurel]

it’ll tkae a qhile.

[finite laurel]

qui, je parle francais, je habite dans canada

[worldly holly]

Hola

[finite laurel]

hola, como estas, buenos tardes

im taking spanish this year thats really all i learned

oh wait

me llamo barca, se llamo miguel

[haughty folio]

Ten

[haughty folio]

Did you mean 6?

[old spruce]

You too young

In my time

When i was your age

I used too go with the lads play chess

Or work

[old spruce]

What should i play

[finite laurel]

play what i played when gorwing up

fifa

now eafc smh, they ruined it

[old spruce]

i play it too

its so bad now

[wild dune]

Aha play what you want, I was only messin

[old spruce]

nah but im really tired of playing all the same

[finite laurel]

play rl

[gritty cedar]

Lol loved this

[real grove]

what team does he race for

[old spruce]

Subworld team

[wild dune]

@finite laurel feels good to be on top eh

[old spruce]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Second league

[wild dune]

Go back to Fortnite

[old spruce]

go play chess

[wild dune]

Why the hate

[old spruce]

I mean

I like chess too

[wild dune]

Not what either of us were getting at but I'm glad you like chess

[old spruce]

Wanna play?

[finite laurel]

we run this shi

[wild dune]

Ennit... see the abuse from @old spruce

[old spruce]

i dont know nothing about abuse

[finite laurel]

yh lol

[finite laurel]

“im glad u like chess” shi sounded so sarcastic

[wild dune]

No, it's good to have something ur into

[finite laurel]

yea like im into u 😘

[wild dune]

😂

Thanks lol

[finite laurel]

np 😘

[old spruce]

Rookie numbers

[light moth]

Oh I like chess 😬

[wild dune]

I don't dislike it, just don't have the patience for it 😆

[light moth]

Yet you have patience for a 7 min clash race lol

[wild dune]

Yea but at least I can throw my phone across the room if I lose and nobody can judge me for that, it's not particularly polite to throw a chess board at someone 😆

[finite laurel]

@wild dune

[gritty cedar]

It isn't? I mean- I did that at least twice lol😍

[wild dune]

Que paso hermano?

[wild dune]

No... not generally

[gritty cedar]

Oh- fine then...

[finite laurel]

si

[wild dune]

Hitting people in the face with a chess board generally not cool

[wild dune]

Désolé... tu va bien mon petit?

[gritty cedar]

My bad😔

[wild dune]

Try not to do it again OK

[finite laurel]

qui

[gritty cedar]

I will ... try

[wild dune]

Try harder

[wild dune]

Tu parles français eh?

[gritty cedar]

No.

[wild dune]

Oh OK 😆

[gritty cedar]

Fine then🙃