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Nuh uh
😂
@digital zenith ❤️
Hey love. 🥹♥️ Ban Royce please 🤓
🥱

🫣
I wish I could 🥺
What did i tell you!!
😂 how topwar dev are would not put it pass me they would literally make new gatherings heros and still nerf heros for pvp

But stop giving them ideas
Hello

Ban sian
Yes ban all

@hollow zenith pm me
👀
😁🫶
Nuh uh
👉🏼👀
Hi
Hlw
🩴🩴

👉🏻👀👈🏻
🫣
Long time no see 😂
MOMMY

Indeed. How are you? 😁
Hey my sweet angel 🥹🫂
Love u 
Hey all
Love you more 🫶🏼🫂
😋

I just wasted 40 blue, 10 purple and 3 gold catalyst and got no one useful stat or rune… makes you wonder why we keep playing 😒
Are you a whale? If not, they don’t want you to play anymore. This game is for whales and only whales.
Hi
All good, you?
Doing well too. Thank you for asking 🥰
Which servers are you in these days? 😂
Still 341
Sooooo. When are you coming to us? 🤓
Idk... Looking for someone to persuade me 😜

I will send you a link. An AI image generator. You can make whatever you want
Oh boy... Imma get banned on top war woohoo
🤣🤣
Kaza here causing trouble? 😏👀
@burnt forge
@serene flare
@burnt forge
👀

You good?
Yo
Ya very good
Mia went to sleep easier than normal and it’s sunny
You?
This is the face of obabu now. Do not let transfer to your server.
Stomach pain and nausea. Otherwise im ok
Maybe 👀🫣
Good, as long as directed to Royce 👀😂
Oof, not good at all!
I try to get better
Water and rest!
Moon👀
When I get up, I throw up 😅
@peak roost yingyang
@chilly cloud

Just here to annoy u now go away

You don't annoy me
You brighten up my day
I love you @chilly cloud
<@&667607304300134430> every channel

dont jinx it 😂
@barren socket @storm pine 🥰

👋👋
She already woke back up 😂
Always. He is my #1 target
And this is why we work so well 😏
Cuteee

👀
She's violating man in EC
#SianBadMod
Said I got a big nose
Your nose is perfect 😘
Ye
Wa wa wa
BUT ITS THE TRUTH
👀
Simp
🩴🔪
Don’t make me ping her 👀
@ k
Do it i aint scared
@ ka
🩴🩴🩴
You sure?
😁
@digital zenith
Imma get keolz so he also gets u a simp hoodie
It's not even big

WE CAN MATCH THEN
😔
Boi 👀🩴🩴🩴
LIKE BESTIES ONG
Woman 🩴🩴🩴
Yes you!
Never
Oh
Can’t hear you, I’m eating a very good watermelon
It’s noisy?
2610 discord is more private for your humiliation. Here it’s not 🤓
One ping I missed 
Felt like so many more 💔
Yeah, it screams: eat me eat me!
Gib me attention u the worst mod
😂 you so sweet 🩴
Until you choke on a pip
Just a warning 🤷🏼♀️
That sounds so fking wrong wow
No, I just called Kaza for backup

😂

Ummm rewrite that💀
Nah
What? I’m eating a watermelon
Makes sense, well we shouldn’t disappoint them
What the hell?
Literally, I’m eating a watermelon. Wdym?
I dont know the context
Isnt that usually a spanish thing?
@shy tusk come here
Mm it’s so good, freshly bought from the market today hehe
I am Turkish , trust me our mums use slippers like guided missiles 🤣
@chilly cloud
So they even hit when you are around the corner?
Deadly
bahahahaha
Hey hey

How you doing?
I'm good, how are you?

You do
Wolo sus
Forever sus
🤣
Toy sus


I saw this before!
👀
Rat sus
Why im Not invited? 😧
Our?👀
Or Dimexo 😂
I thought you sleep 
Yeh mine, secret one
Mhm
Invite now
No, planning your banning
Who said this?
I do… every single meme I’ve seen there 😂
Ah shit here we go again
🤣🤣
You always sleep when I ping 🙄🙄🙄
Round 3
Where’s my invite actually 
Moon hör auf zu lachen du hast kein recht dazu
That’s why I ignore u Sian
Busy busy
You can come but no one chats there
Aye now
Now you can’t come
Imma make it active 
Idc bro she deserves it
But me joking I no need invite u know it loveee
I don’t care if she does or doesn’t, this chat is English chat not German. If you want to speak in German then go to #de-deutsch
Hallo mein Name ist Nadine
She wont ever talk there cuz everyone there calls her trash etc

Ok 👍
👀
(Im not a part of it)

@neat remnant wake up
i stay awake to annoy Wolo
Poor woko
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Go to sleep 😴


Im not I never called her trash there
🫣😪
Dim just grow up and leave it where’s the sense in saying that here eh

I explained to wolo why its not possible to talk to her there
Do I actually? 🥺
Yes
Then stop it?
Didn’t see him asking tho
So kinda weird
@heavy vessel 
Mommy @chilly cloud plz help him 😏
Did I forget to say big forehead too? @peak roost
Siñor FORJEEEEEDDDD
Yeah that is a big forehead
Gotta be honest never seen bullying fo.. I mean... roleplay before
You could put a whole universe on that forehead
Way too dramatic... I prefer the TW emoji
I didn't think it was that bad 😔
It is
I cant send those

Am good

Still got a big nose tho
Rawr

🤫
Check dms nad
No u playing around
Gonna send a pic of my nose
She only wants baby daddies to slide in her DMs
Waiting
RICH MEN ONLY
Shhhh don't blow your cover just yet
.
Send them to Mia’s bank 👀😂😂😂
who? 👀
Will I become an aunt if I pay something extra?
Idk anyone I guess
Wut
She ain’t picky
Sure £5000
I’ll be the best auntie 
THATS RAT SHAMING
Good!
OK! Will be done!
Oof 👀😂
And dealing with alot of bs 😂😂😂😂😂
They should have made you the queen of England you have alot of experience 😂😂😂😂
me too 😄
Ye

Still have nightmares 😂
Wht
@drowsy ibex ♥️👀
Debatable
@serene flare go to sleep 🥱
I just woke up
Oh 🫣😯


@hearty fjord



Thank you
I look forward to the update.
If you have crimson or zhen then you can skip this hero tbh
There is but no update



@tropic basin 😘

😂

Just close your eyes Tink
Sweet! Means midge and I can get to shenanigans 😂😂😂


Also how tf are you still only purple lol
bring me all the coffee you have
should i be white 😄
Anything for you beautiful

Red at least probs gold
Join the Midge shenanigans.. add the carrot profile picture... 🥕👀🥕
🤣
Fucking dead! 😂
pls dont say it is a new way to riot
i really have to sleep
🤣
So people even riot anymore?
ohhh yeah 😄
Fuck those were good days, fond memories of some of those riots.
Component one was my fav
What's a riot? It's been so long 👀
During the comp one it was me and Teddy back to back for 6 hours. Half the red team were online and did nothing, new blues were to scared to get involved as the new training system didn’t prepare them for it so it was just him and I, had a blast
Night beautiful
So we should definitely start a riot 🤔
Sweet dreams😊 🏃
Hi
👌
Carina?
@warped rivet you still here?
I never die sir you should know that lol
I know but I thought you might left😂
Have a few times but keep getting dragged back, rarely here though
Ah still playing tho?
Absolutely. No longer spending but still very much playing and enjoying the game
Is there stuff to enjoy?
Same thing I’ve always enjoyed
The people
Ah
I fully quitted tw 5 months ago and it has been such a good time
Glad it was a good decision for you! I still very much enjoy it
that one was fun
Lmfao I remember you during that one lol

@wooden island

G
@neat remnantMorning
Morning
hai

Nah nah nah you're forgetting the legendary banana riot 
👀
A
@cunning dirge swore
Lowkey
My innocent eyes will never be the same
I read it without the s and thinking the other variation of that word
And I was flabbergasted
Outrageous of discord to not make you aware
I’m tired
😂

We know



Booo👻
Delete top war 
I made a thing
#🤣│topwar-memes message
Delete topwar, just a warning from old players
+1
Rudieee
<@&667607304300134430>
You will retire like we retired
Average TopWar player until retirement is like 2-3 years?
hi all
@floral dragon Fake keolz
Take that back 😠
Really? I must be doing something wrong then 👀
I said average 😭
It's been 4 years...
It’s been 3 years and 3 months for me
With a total of 1 year worth of breaks inbetween
I'm only here to harass the British on 906 and bully the noobs on 2622 🥰
😂
I’m only here because someone keeps telling me to log on or they’ll get mad at me
Would @ her be she isn’t here
):

Heya beautiful!
👀👀
👉👀👈
How's it going for you
@timid forge 
Simp
Btch
No u

You are Bi now?
@torn chasm heyooooo
No I’m Hi
High?

@stoic otter 
You are simping back?

Busy as hell, glad I had a long weekend but spent the latter half of it sick as a dog lol

oh no, get well ! and get some rest 😆
aint simping
let me simp you

you dont want?
no
me robot

🥕
For a moment I thought I was in the wrong discord server 🤔
you are
@timid forge face reveal 👀
Protect Maymi at all costs

Nah when in doubt it's you 😂
Sup
its a fake 👀
A fake of a fake of a fake? 👀
answer dms or 🐱
🙄🙄🙄


I don't miss them one bit.
Oh I know. But I've done my time. I'm happy to be out 🫠
Nah. It's freeing.
Well at least I can still sneak into your DMs
I have to get my discord ready but I'll be sending invites out to people soon. So they can come chat and enjoy themselves. 😘
Ofc. Always

@shy tusk 👀
Hey love
hey darling

how are you?
Doing good, today I'm working at the restaurant so is a relax day
Serving is already in process, so I'm just checking
relax on the restaurant ? 🙂
I love to cook, and the opposite is to be stuck in the office watching a screen for hours
maybe u are right .
And you ? @stoic totem you doing good?
your boss back soon?
The manager of the restaurant is still in in maternity leave till the 28th
So I'm in charge for a week more
Im doing well planning with friends for next weekend
Nice!!! I'm heading to the beach on the weekend
boss may throwing with chancla at her co workers
Doing SvS and then I'm off
😭
haha
@burnt forge WAKE UPPP
@stoic otter neverrrrrr
DOOO IT
Jelly whale
@floral dragon Ho
What's up?
True, you’re too short to grab anything else
Ho Ho
No U
Wake up m8
Tall enough to eat all the strawberries in the field
Gonna end your strawberry bloodline
🎅
Good evening, I need some advice following a topwar bug, I tried to write on "help" directly in the game but it doesn't seem to understand my problem
Shut up you ho
@floral dragon fake
what’s a ho
My gold chain is 😔
I can no longer refine it, as soon as I click on it. It refines equipment that I don't have
was it a gift?
No, it came free with a TEMU item 😂
💀
Chill serial killer, chill
keolz supports child labour
I do, I support the CCP
You
As a Chinese myself
Cereal*
🪞
Going great, I got my eyes on this one gal but it’s not working, but I’m being patient for her 😊
dont rush it 🤣
Hence me being patient
I quitted simping
Which one
💀
is it a TW girl?
Lies
how
Not anymore
so she was?
Idk you just keep lying
Last one was
cap
😭
Yeah not gonna happen
My bad, lemme just start hitting on the closest thing to female on TopWar
@burnt forge
No
@stoic totem what’s up boo
I replied
I said closest thing
come here bby
Sian is my Sensie, she’s not touchable
I actually am one 
im not
Besides her ankles
I touched her then had to wash my hands with gas
HUH
sounds so german
You shut up
You touched Sian???
Yeah but I had to wash my hands with gas
And set it on fire
Oh true, hopefully that worked
No the doc said I need to let my hands go
We know
good
🤔
Oh good you’re awake
no simping keolz
What's up babyboy
He is a simp
😐
we all know
When?!?!
surely 2 years ago
Calm down don't make me come to 98 to burn you
All that effort for me 😍
Imma need a re cap on that
Touch my baby and I'll burn you 😌
it was on one of my deleted accs 😭
How about you burn me while I touch you
No it’s a threat
How about I smack you and break that big nose ?
I’m gonna make those lips bigger after i punch it
💀
Consider it, community service
I dont wanna read any more

Toyoooo
Yoooooooo
Can you mute all of them
@barren socket got my room rdy?
Sup toyooo
Shush go awag
Keolz the simp king is back
No Simp
Catch me if you can cupcake
does that mean im 2nd?
Youre half my height, your running is my walking
Sure sure 👀🤣
what 👀
Not much mate, how are you?
Me at work contemplating ending it 🤣
Ayo them lil people can be rapid
Short tempered definitely
Don't you even dare bringing my height into this boy , I'm warning you !
Calm down sun shine. You never called me 🙄
Had me waiting 😞
Oof
I was on VC with the boys why didn't you join 🤷🏻♀️
Ayo she got a point keolz
Because he’s a “cat”
Mf i told you to @ me on discord or IG
Yeah Kelolez stop being a btch
keolz stop being a simp
This ^^^
I joined a vc with peki nearly 2 years ago and ended up meeting sian...
You were too busy simping in EC 🤷🏻♀️
You missed an opportunity there keolz
I have nightmares again
Ahh Peki I miss her 🥲
Gee waiting for no btch aka kelolez
I talk to her still now haha
Whoa! Tell her to get her ass back to my dms 
I wasn’t simping 😭 I was having a 3v1 argument
You were simpin
Sure , you were cheating on me ... 🙄
We are over 😂
HUH
For real? 😮
No thank you 😂

Mhmm 👀
Cute Story 🤩
I wasn't even gonna join tbh lol but peki begged me to join her because she was nervous 😂 so I joined as emotional support I guess?
so we blame peki 
Then me and sian started chatting... next thing you know we'd been in a VC for over 6 hours

Peki was basically cupid haha I guess in some ways, I can thank her for introducing me
im not gonna comment this 
I have smth else about peki in mind because of someone 
fight me dwarf
Now you have a kiddo 🤩
What’s the saying again, You’ll find love in the most unexpected places?
@floral dragoncan I ask you smth in dms rly quick?
Go ahead
Cupid my ahhhh
Peki is an Angel 👼
I’m an angel she’s a ho
Shut up btch
Look at all the ex-mods 👀
No you
Wooooooo.
She went there
When can I be mod
who besides me? also i save some much money LOLZ
Soon… we need a mod simp
Want me to ping the list? Might take me all night
yes please
No
I wanna be in game mod and discord
😂😂
No mod fo you
Sorry I don’t hire for either of them, I cannot help
Attempt #14 or something in the double digits, is a lucky number
Wait
Consistency 💯
only took me one time 
Smart ass
Yes i am, also a jack ass
Applications are currently open but on hold whilst some internal changes are implemented.
So while you're free to apply, a response is likely to take significant time. 😢
Sorry about that.
what if i wanted to come back LOLz

^^ nevermind only 5 times, well 6 times now
What if we don't want you to come back? 
Still a fair few times
I wanna abuse my power like Sian
Shots fired
So many ppl message me to come back LOL, but i would have to play the game for a month or two to make sure not much has changed
It's TW. A lot changes daily
yet not much at the same time 😛
@burnt forge
@serene flare
👀👀
@hearty fjord
.
Poke 🤛
@west glade
crazy how our TA1 got skipped for 1-2 months and we get broken events and almost to no events for a whole week.
what a fun game

@cunning dirge hello mfer
6h
Hello ded Chat
Bye Chat
WOOOOOOOAH

I’ll pay you 1$
👀
Hi
@lucid maple heya trading account is against the game TOS ❤️
Nooo I was going to buy it for $1
@stoic otter Wake up
I have Work 🥹
Ohhhhh cool
Nooooo!
Deal with it
Yes
No!

👀
No work as long as the coffee machine doesn't work 😂
Well
😂

Lil coco haha most my pictures these days are just mia 🤣

sleepy time
i have work in about 4 hours going to sleep here soon as well
Anyone know when stromoy event will happen
are you in a newer server?
Yes
It should take place sometime near terra aurorae at least that is when it happened for me.
@halcyon arch idk when that will be haha. Thanks for the tip though much appreciated
click on the warzone monument inside your base its a building with a book over the top of it. You should be able to see upcoming events for your server.

Awww
Says I've just completed it
Prob next week huh
힝
Hey, use #🌍│language-select for access to a channel dedicated to your language. Whilst in this chat please use English ☺️
thank u
What's English?
I’m still learning 🥹
Me too 🥲
Inglish
One day, one day
My discord is finally done 🥲
Me no englis
Done?
Yus. 😘
😏😘

Don't scream. It's not lady like lol
Like jibon?
He is
Not platypus?
Platydawg
@burnt forge where my money at?
Oope
Cbdnf
Your request has been sent out to assess. Will get back to you soon
Im not a dev 😭
Ayeeeeee Mew! ❤️
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