☕│off-topic

[hallow geode]

Really? I thought kenobi

[midnight sonnet]

I'm not sure where he gets that from 🤣🤣

[ember token]

I beat his ass so much these days I forgot he was a person 👀

[ember token]

Bald little person shhhhhhhh

[lament pumice]

Doesn't mean it streams well, buffer every second 😬

[burnt granite]

Nope,my network company is shitf

[halcyon arch]

I’m also partial to the term “fun sized” too 😂

[midnight sonnet]

@lament dove Am I bald or little?

[hallow geode]

Lol 😭😭I got hair rn.. but when I finally go in for a transplant one day I’ll ask them can others donate too? I know a person 😂😂😂

[ember token]

That person can’t prove anything to me. You gotta prove it 🥲

[lament pumice]

That's 4G too and you're measuring KB/s 👀🤔

[midnight sonnet]

Feel free hopefully it will be a match or you will look a little strange 🤣

[ember token]

Boy you got a Mohawk FADE that is not hair

[burnt granite]

Yupe

But no lage

[hallow geode]

Idk what that is lol

[lament pumice]

I pray for you tonight

[ember token]

Exactly. Baldy

[burnt granite]

My network is strangeness

Let me tell you

[lament pumice]

I'd ask who you're using but I spotted the YouTube text wasn't in English so I'm tapping out of the question 🤣

[burnt granite]

I didn't have any lag on every app with using this data. But I have a moba game, it run well when I'm playing

[peak trench]

burn jess

[burnt granite]

But I can't update the game when it need update

[peak trench]

bye

[valid finch]

[lament pumice]

Can you plug it in to a pc and run an update that way? Or is it no longer supported?

[burnt granite]

Everytime the game need update,I use other data or network

[burnt granite]

Ok

[west glade]

Commander, a new round of Quiz-master will start in 10 minutes, Are you ready to take the test? 👉https://discord.com/channels/648871024250716180/1119196922297733200

[lament pumice]

Like I hear you it's an odd one but you're using an android (I guess by the looks of it) based device so plugging it in the a laptop and running updates that way also works... But

[burnt granite]

Any website I can use for test network speed?

[lament pumice]

Speed test. Net

Or fast. Com

Speed test is more known fast is Netflix's speed test website

[lament pumice]

5GHz router, Dial up speeds?

[burnt granite]

866/433(Mbps).I don't know what it's mean

[lament pumice]

👀 That's better than I expected 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[valid finch]

[burnt granite]

Only when I share data

[lament pumice]

Ahh that's your link speed... So it's the tx and rx speed from pc to router not speed of your ISP

[burnt granite]

Sometimes I can't update my moba game,I changed sim card to other devices and share data

And then I can update

[lament pumice]

That's super odd 🤔🤔🤔

[lament dove]

You’re a fiery redhead with a personality that far outsizes your physical stature

[midnight sonnet]

@ember token ☝

[halcyon arch]

That’s a nice way of saying you’re still short

[midnight sonnet]

But it's not red 🤣🤣

[ember token]

She’s not a redhead….

[midnight sonnet]

Compared to him I'm tiny

[lament dove]

There’s strands of red

[ember token]

This is who you called to show me proof 😂😂😂

[midnight sonnet]

Yes 🤣🤣

[ember token]

Im out 😭😭😭😭

[lament dove]

https://tenor.com/view/request-denied-tom-welling-marcus-pierce-lucifer-denied-gif-17389349

[valid finch]

[lament dove]

Jessie has dark hair

Which means she has hair

And is not bald

[midnight sonnet]

[lament pumice]

Could be a wig...

[lament dove]

Gave it a good tug

[lament pumice]

Double strong glue

[lament dove]

She’s going to kill me for that but it’s payback for the pussy shots comment

@midnight sonnet

[burnt granite]

Mine data speed when I update this game is ±1until±100 kb/s

[midnight sonnet]

[midnight sonnet]

Not everyone knows what that refers to 🤣🤣🤣

[burnt granite]

😭

[lament dove]

A cat getting vaccines

[burnt granite]

5MB/Ps

[lament pumice]

Ahh okay I just spotted the above message so I was going to work it out haha

[midnight sonnet]

Thank you for the clarification 😘

[burnt granite]

The game updates ±4k mb store.

[lament pumice]

I don't work in KB/s much. 5Mbs isn't horrendous

[restive tapir]

Hello 👀

[lament pumice]

Isn't amazing though

[graceful sentinel]

Might be your operator reducing the speed depending on your data usage or the time of the day?

[subtle snow]

Hhh

[lament pumice]

Probably throttled for sure as them speeds are bad but location to cell tower is a key factor and agreed speeds

[burnt granite]

It must be absolutely

I know where the signal tower locations

It is near my house ±200miter

[lament pumice]

But if you're pulling 5Mbs when you do a download it's not bad. 4k YouTube video sits around 9 so you'll do 1080 fine

[lament pumice]

Ahh so they're probably limiting you if you're that close.

[burnt granite]

I have new question about improve my knowledge

[lament pumice]

Yeah

[burnt granite]

The area I vague is something like IP and blablabla address

Will you guys could really find where am I currently with these information?

[lament pumice]

Yeah people can use your IP to find your location

[lime pilot]

Use vpn

[sullen dragon]

heyy hello

[lament pumice]

Don't share your IP ever 👀 can't trust anyone...

[burnt granite]

Hi

[sullen dragon]

ı want to get gems from here

what ı should do??

[burnt granite]

Yeah I know, cause I just got F by someone near me😥

[lament pumice]

So so... Depends, if you're worried then yeah but unless you are up to no good or ha e something to hide it's overkill

[midnight sonnet]

#🔌│bind-account-here

[valid finch]

[midnight sonnet]

[wintry badger]

[valid finch]

drop the knife dwarf

[wintry badger]

wdym

[burnt granite]

Society teaching me don't trust every people

[wintry badger]

im not lit

[valid finch]

[lament pumice]

Yeah sharing any info like that creates issues and isn't ideal at all. People can easily find your IP address from a chat room if they really want too but for ease try to limit what you share online

[lament pumice]

Trust no one you meet online 😬

[burnt granite]

Not only online

Ahh yeah

Only online

[lament pumice]

Well yeah for sure, but when you speak of online based activity. Don't trust anyone unless you know them very well.

[burnt granite]

Yeah

[tardy pivot]

@keen rose where are you!!!!

[halcyon arch]

It takes minimal work and information to really mess up someone’s life from a computer

[tardy pivot]

Nick where my money at bro

[halcyon arch]

Never share information especially in a photo

[tardy pivot]

@lament pumice

[little pendant]

how to get

[lament pumice]

Habibi

[lament pumice]

You didn't reply to me when I last mentioed the amount 😢

[hallow geode]

Nice pic

[halcyon arch]

I mean exactly one person has told me where I’m at based just on that photo. Because they live in that city.

[undone tapir]

cant read russian bro, but that's the repair your own turbines task if not wrong, like literally, just repair your own turbine

[hallow geode]

Shouldn’t be hard tbh. Just take small crops of your pic without you in it and do an image search, find one resulting image that has a geotag on it

Boom

[halcyon arch]

That’s too much for me

I saw a guy who does this on TikTok

It’s pretty cool actually

[little pendant]

@undone tapir Thank you

[undone tapir]

you're welcome

[hallow geode]

Scary at the same time .., personally, I find it fascinating

[fiery sparrow]

Sometimes you don’t even need to do all that lol if there’s any unique landmarks/stores/street names/etc you can literally just google that. If you’re posting pictures of yourself it’s best to do it without anything recognizable in the back if you’re concerned about privacy

[hallow geode]

Yes you can surely follow that. Run a matte filter over your photos too to blur out any reflections

[umbral mantle]

Guys, where do I paste the binding link?

[fiery sparrow]

#🔌│bind-account-here

[umbral mantle]

Ty

[hallow geode]

I made a feature request after a long time

Damn .. people find a way to whine in feature requests too

[peak trench]

wheere

[hallow geode]

Just read most of the posts above mine lol

[peak trench]

well, ppl arent happy

the changes r dumb

instead of makin a way for f2p or low spenders to get to "end" or common ground
they make it bigger

[fiery sparrow]

People need to wait until the events fully come out to start complaining about stuff. I don’t think I’ve seen devs change their mind about releasing something due to complaints prior for a while. Might as well just wait and see if it’s actually worth the energy to cry about 😂

[shadow geyser]

[peak trench]

they did change the comps things

[fiery sparrow]

for a while

[hallow geode]

,, so tw used to be a slow game a while back. Then they did rapid changes and fast paced stuff and now it’s a slow grind again . Obviously folks that like fact pace don’t like the grind again

[peak trench]

rapid if u pay

and still rapid if u pay

[hallow geode]

There is no rapid if you pay for the current event

[peak trench]

again, all games should have option to the company to make money

[peak trench]

that u know of now

we will see when all the new stuff go out

[hallow geode]

Show me, I’ll go rapid right now

[peak trench]

as said, the event just started i

if u think that so many ppl are mad and most of the og teams who play this game for long time, without reason, that on u

but smth did went out of control

if so many ppl who r heavy spenders decide to leave

[hallow geode]

I say game devs talking to players on such a frequent basis always fucks shit up

[peak trench]

not true, devs should hear thier community

without community games dies

u can do some things for company even if seen bad

[hallow geode]

Ever think Mario gameverse talked to their players?

[peak trench]

but if so many ppl go against it, smth missed

[tardy pivot]

I got the cash ready. Where is yours.

[peak trench]

@hallow geode in the end, gamign devs n publisher should start listenin to thier costumers and community

it happens for example to bliizard who gettin sht tons of hate lately

and on other hand ,look larian studio

[hallow geode]

Not in p2w games

[peak trench]

its in general

u need to know the line between makin money

and keepin ur money in

[stoic otter]

Here 😏

I’m whaling

[bright shore]

F serisi alin bunu fetocu

[peak trench]

@hallow geode p2w games are mostly focused on 10% of players who spend most

[valid finch]

[stoic otter]

English pls

[peak trench]

there is video game called "pay to win" that came out lately that even explain many of the features of such games and the posycholical behaind it.

but in the end, the moemnt they lost even 50% of that 10%
thier revenue go down by too much

[stoic otter]

Wanna go out on a date? I got 1 US dollar

[bright shore]

No english only turkish players can get it

[stoic otter]

Shut it rondel

[peak trench]

i will call hanan on u

[woeful ermine]

Anyone know when they are going to open it up so we can move servers?

[stoic otter]

Yeah I need to ask her to send nooods for educational purposes

[peak trench]

@royal depot help the man

its reserch

[stoic otter]

Yup research and development

Shut it wchall

[royal depot]

[peak trench]

def a important lesson

[royal depot]

Don’t tag me

[peak trench]

@royal depot dont be rude

[stoic otter]

Mf writing an essay

[peak trench]

@royal depot ok

[hallow geode]

Who is they and what are they opening

[stoic otter]

@royal depot sup bb

[royal depot]

😒

[halcyon arch]

This game is designed for people to spend to be better than others. This game though, is getting carried away with the cash grabbing. Even the big spenders don’t wanna spend anymore. It will balance out soon enough hopefully

[stoic otter]

I got 1 dollar I’ll take @valid finch out on a date and spend fiddy cents on her and the other fiddy on @royal depot

[royal depot]

[tardy pivot]

Every game is designed like that

[stoic otter]

I’m doing R&D

[royal depot]

The other? Really?

[peak trench]

but that exactly what i said

[hallow geode]

The biggest game of all is the same too. Life

[tardy pivot]

😂😂😂 ey cheese burgers are a $ now days

[stoic otter]

I’m ballin

[stoic otter]

I mean I could take both of you on a date

[tardy pivot]

So I don’t really understand why people complain about the game who requires $ for the services offered

[royal depot]

You can’t handle us both 😒

[tardy pivot]

Someone’s entertainment is another persons business

[hallow geode]

Me neither, but it gives me a chance to troll them

[halcyon arch]

I think i replied to the wrong person 😂 I’m trying to multitask and failing

[tardy pivot]

A Starbucks coffee is 4$ now days

[stoic otter]

Both of you can’t handle me 👀😏

[tardy pivot]

People have made millions out of games, it all depends how they use the opportunity.

[royal depot]

I’ll call your mommy to help

[stoic otter]

Fluff her 😏

[royal depot]

Garudaaaaaaa

Missed you

Any new shitty memes?

[halcyon arch]

Hello

Anyone from sever 1500?

[brazen thunder]

On it 😄

Sharing soon 🔜

[royal depot]

I know I can count on you 🫶🏻

[stoic otter]

Hanna

[royal depot]

Go to date with Lina

[red perch]

Wow

[royal depot]

If she agreed of course😏

Although wait

[stoic otter]

Don’t wow go away cheater

[fiery sparrow]

@peak trench is. You should go DM him. Include some feet pics. He loves those

[red perch]

WXCUSE ME

[royal depot]

@valid finch go to date with me?😏

[stoic otter]

No

[red perch]

[stoic otter]

Stop eating 👀

[halcyon arch]

I used to go by sans in server 1500

[royal depot]

Yes everyone send feet pics to rondel

Make him happy

[red perch]

Never

[peak trench]

cyanide, that would make me happy

[red perch]

Did I ever mention I have his feet pic?

[royal depot]

I can help

[stoic otter]

Okie

[royal depot]

You too?

[red perch]

Damn he just be sending that to everybody? DAMN

[royal depot]

I still have nightmares

[peak trench]

try me

[red perch]

A little part of me broke that day…

[peak trench]

everyone who pays

[royal depot]

I feel you girl

[peak trench]

no U , mf big foot

[red perch]

BET

[red perch]

Don’t be like that

You are just jealous mine is bigger

[stoic otter]

[fiery sparrow]

@stoic otter

[red perch]

THAT WAS QUICK

[peak trench]

dwarf with size 80 shoe

[stoic otter]

If you ain’t first you’re last

[tardy pivot]

Hanna

[red perch]

[stoic otter]

Boomy

[tardy pivot]

Hello dark 😂😂

[stoic otter]

😂

[tardy pivot]

Long time no see

@royal depot I have behaved.

😂😂

[stoic otter]

I can confirm it’s a lie

😂

[royal depot]

Goooooood boy

[halcyon arch]

The cake is a lie

[empty willow]

Snitch

[peak trench]

iswear most ppl here wont even know the refrence

[proper vigil]

Whos cake

[peak trench]

im proud

[stoic otter]

Oops I dropped some cash

😂

[halcyon arch]

I also have a picture of glados with a humanoid body type

[halcyon arch]

YOINK I'll take that

[stoic otter]

No

I’m saving to get @royal depot on a date

[peak trench]

i got pop of the turret

[halcyon arch]

Pop of the turret?

[stoic otter]

@midnight sonnet wanna be my 3rd date?

[royal depot]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-creed-in-your-dreams-dreams-gif-25984561

[stoic otter]

Well it’s your loss

[midnight sonnet]

Why third 🤣

[royal depot]

Prove its loss

[stoic otter]

You hanna and lina

[royal depot]

[midnight sonnet]

But youre male?

[stoic otter]

Blocked so you won’t be mean to me

[royal depot]

Srsly?

[stoic otter]

Exactly

[royal depot]

I date only girls

You didn’t know?

[stoic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/quad-mom-fail-quadbike-fall-gif-13701005

[royal depot]

I have 6 wives

Looking for 7

[stoic otter]

They’ll gonna be accessible via proxy 😂

[peak trench]

@midnight sonnet is free

[midnight sonnet]

[royal depot]

I don't need someone who went through a proxy😒

[stoic otter]

Shut it

[stoic otter]

Well you gonna be the proxy the star gate

[halcyon arch]

You have more wife's than Tengen

[royal depot]

What

I can’t tag him

Did he quit?

[stoic otter]

I’m blocking hanna

Bye bye

[royal depot]

Finally

[ember token]

I’ll marry Hanna

[royal depot]

Who are you

[ember token]

Weird looking dude. But I’d marry him for sure

[royal depot]

No thanks

[ember token]

😂😂😂

[royal depot]

And I’m pretty good looking dude

[wintry vapor]

😂😂😂

hey Hanna

How are you Hanna

[royal depot]

Liiiiiiiit my fav ex mod

[wintry vapor]

[peak trench]

robba n maymi cryin

[royal depot]

I’m great and you?

[royal depot]

😂😂😂😂

[wintry vapor]

Don't be jealous

[stoic otter]

[peak trench]

my fav is giragge

[ember token]

I mean your a dude so you can’t be cute technically…. Right ?

[royal depot]

Rondel you still not the best

And not the worst

[royal depot]

thought you blocked me

[wintry vapor]

Good, spent the day at the mountain to run away from 43°C weather 😂

[stoic otter]

I’m the best non mod

[royal depot]

[stoic otter]

Done

[wintry vapor]

@near phoenix

[royal depot]

Ohh geez I would die, I’m so happy I had 15-20 degrees only last few days and raining

😍

[wintry vapor]

🥲🥲🥲

It was 46°C few days ago

[royal depot]

just non

[wintry vapor]

I was getting fried under the sun

[royal depot]

Yeah 43 sounds pretty sucks 😂

[potent dove]

oh ur the best non mod? name every non mod

[wintry vapor]

[royal depot]

@stoic otter you srsly blocked me?

[stoic otter]

@wintry vapor for example

😂

[wintry vapor]

me mod?

[stoic otter]

[royal depot]

Join us in 330 WS

It’s fun there

[red perch]

It is Indeed

I gotta meat up a bit

[royal depot]

all TW there

[red perch]

It’s almost like… there is a reason for that

[stoic otter]

Meat 👀

[royal depot]

Trueee

[red perch]

[royal depot]

Peki

[royal depot]

Make your son unblock me

[distant trail]

[distant trail]

[royal depot]

I have smth to say to him

[stoic otter]

Wtf

[red perch]

Which one?

[royal depot]

The darkest one

[red perch]

Dumbest? Oki

@stoic otter

[royal depot]

😂😂😂😘

[red perch]

You heard her

[royal depot]

I’m not sure he did

[stoic otter]

What

[royal depot]

He really blocked me 😂

[tardy pivot]

Hanna where is my paisano?

[red perch]

Unblock Hanna

[stoic otter]

Who dat

[tardy pivot]

Did he leave TopWar discord?

[royal depot]

What?

Who is paisano

[tardy pivot]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[red perch]

The woman whose 6th wife I am

[royal depot]

wait let me guess

[red perch]

Your mommy

[royal depot]

nvm?

[stoic otter]

[royal depot]

He doesn’t support our marriage

[serene flare]

[red perch]

Hes a homophob

[stoic otter]

You’re proudly cheating on me

[tardy pivot]

Thank you

[royal depot]

@edgy nest

[tardy pivot]

Paisano where are you!

[stoic otter]

Bish

[red perch]

xoxo

[stoic otter]

[royal depot]

Sooooooooo

How are you guys

[serene flare]

Dead

[red perch]

Good good

It’s finally weekend

How are you?

[covert hearth]

♋️ Gang voices

Unfortunately there is a huge problem in the TW discord server, the problem lies with the mod group and it’s leader lev0

Their constant rules violations, disrespect of ♋️ players and leaders. And most disgracefully the intentional bias against players from ♋️gang , which caught Zim’s (supreme leader) attention.

Thus, we demand an official apology along with major changes in the MOD team. Mods do whatever they want and when called out they say #👋🏼│welcome-pad .. but they haven’t read it themselves

No point complaining to lev0 .. coz it’s just ignored, I’m not leaving, I’ll just be a pain in their . Don’t bother reaching out - change the mods .

You have 3 days to make @sick stone Queen mod

#♋️ gang-Voices
#BringInsanityBack
#UnbanRisu851
#WeLoveTheDevsThough

[halcyon arch]

[royal depot]

Unban risu?

Was he banned?

[red perch]

I, also, Support Izzy supremacy

[red perch]

Still is, I’m afraid

[tardy pivot]

@lament pumice where my Money at big guy!

🤣🤣

[stoic otter]

Who’s izzy

[royal depot]

Who is d4rkit

[halcyon arch]

He’s a ho

[stoic otter]

Yo daddy

[stoic otter]

Shut it and go to bed

Booomy

Halp me

[pulsar wigeon]

Hi

[stoic otter]

No

Anyways

Y’all have a terrible day

[stiff palm]

[hallow geode]

♋ ♋ ♋ ♋ ♋ ♋ ♋

[lament pumice]

Wtf are these pesos... We agreed GBP not monopoly money

[lament pumice]

Habibi I am resting. Calm your self jesus

[tardy pivot]

😂😂😂

I’m very calm@

And that’s 5k

Thought we betting

I pulled it out this AM

I’m used to people who walk the talk bro. Sorry

[lament pumice]

5k what

[tardy pivot]

$

[lament pumice]

I said GBP not pesos

£

No deal

You disappointed me

Ciao

[tardy pivot]

Where tho)

[lament pumice]

Scroll up

[tardy pivot]

Words re cheap bro

Lemme see those GBP pesos bro

[lament pumice]

@tardy pivot see...

[tardy pivot]

I don’t see anything

😂😂

[lament pumice]

Crosseyed is a symptom of being a simp

[halcyon arch]

😂😂

[tardy pivot]

Indeed

Dollar store Toys

[lament pumice]

Eh boom, can I borrow 5k for a few hours?

[tardy pivot]

Ey thought you had enough to bet

But sure you can 20% interest

C landing for you mf

[lament pumice]

I do but I only have euros 😂😂😂😂

[tardy pivot]

For showing off

😂

Anything you want

Papa never says no

[lament pumice]

Probably the only English person running around the UK spending euros on a bank card... Too lazy to convert them 😂

[lament pumice]

Fuck it a kidney?

[tardy pivot]

Nah

But heard they go for 7k in England

😂😂

[lament pumice]

Turns out papa does say no....

[lament pumice]

I don't need the cash I'm just yo lazy to change my euros to King's pennies

[tardy pivot]

I ain’t that cheap bro

😂😂

[lament pumice]

I have an idea

Is there any corrupt mods online?

Dm me don't blow your cover 👀

[tardy pivot]

Sorry I don’t affiliate with mods

[lament pumice]

Stop reading my personal messages to the mods pls you're already on your final warning

[rough halo]

Ohh

[hollow notch]

Imagine putting tongues instead of tongs

[jovial lotus]

🤣

[jovial lotus]

👀

[hollow notch]

👅 🥯

[burnt basin]

We all love licking

[midnight sonnet]

[halcyon arch]

Bye

[hallow geode]

would that be a #👋🏼│welcome-pad situation

[midnight sonnet]

Depends what you are licking I guess

[undone tapir]

[hallow geode]

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-alegre-sorriso-burro-gif-14645687

man the new monkey king movie in netflix is actually an english production

fuck

[midnight sonnet]

Really?

The one on prime isn't

[hallow geode]

lemme check

[eternal solar]

[hallow geode]

different movies. netflix just came out with this one

this is a western production. 😦

[late osprey]

[midnight sonnet]

Ah ok I'm not on Netflix at the moment but the one on Prime looks good if you haven't seen it

[hallow geode]

I seen all of them

i like it

[midnight sonnet]

Try it the English might have done a good job 🤣

[hallow geode]

ALWAYS SUBS

it was such a shock when i transitioned from dub DBZ to sub DBZ

i like the sub goku better

dub goku is supposed to be some western macho that completely changes the perception of the show

[midnight sonnet]

You can always try it then move on if it's bad, I'm still trying to find something to watch 🤣

[stoic otter]

Send noods

[midnight sonnet]

That's all you say to me recently

[stoic otter]

I’m not getting enough

Also it’s kinda addictive

[hallow geode]

have you seen the "world trigger" anime? picked it up last week.. i loved it

[midnight sonnet]

And that's my problem how? 🤣

[peak trench]

u dont send him enough

[midnight sonnet]

No I haven't actually but found one if this storm will let me stream it 😂

[hallow geode]

sending perfect reception good wishes from here

[midnight sonnet]

I sent him some

[peak trench]

that some hot stuff

[midnight sonnet]

Thanks

[stoic otter]

Ohhhkkk

[serene flare]

@midnight sonnet

[halcyon arch]

Crazy how people rub those nudes on their face

And everyone just accepts it

[midnight sonnet]

@serene flare

[midnight sonnet]

Shocking isn't it

[hallow geode]

make up is a prime example of how over consumption can ruin things

[midnight sonnet]

Rarely wear it

[halcyon arch]

Same

[swift arch]

Shut up and check 835 dc server

[hallow geode]

if we ever get together.. i doubt we will rarely wear anything

[halcyon arch]

[hallow geode]

oops #👋🏼│welcome-pad myself

[burnt basin]

U rarely wear ?

[midnight sonnet]

Yes very rarely

[halcyon arch]

Everyone is a 60yo man until proven otherwise, watch out

[burnt basin]

Nioce

[midnight sonnet]

Not me

[hallow geode]

we been on vc together.. she's fine 🙂

[hallow geode]

my discord doesn't have topwar girls

[halcyon arch]

Ur both 60 yo men working together

[hallow geode]

69

[lament pumice]

mushallah habibi

[halcyon arch]

Ik 😆

[jovial lotus]

👀

[halcyon arch]

My bad

[lament pumice]

How can I help ?

[jovial lotus]

I dunno

[halcyon arch]

She dropped the soap

[lament pumice]

Easy, If you can't help yourself neiter can I... my work is done ciao

[stoic otter]

Ewww uth is here

[lament pumice]

I have that affect on women... my aura melts them

[midnight sonnet]

Leave Uth alone she's lovely

[stoic otter]

Make me

[midnight sonnet]

[stoic otter]

[midnight sonnet]

I can't post what I was going to you are lucky we are in official 🤣

[stoic otter]

Dm me 😏

[midnight sonnet]

Done 🤣🤣

I have one worse

[sharp sun]

How many people are gonna transfer when they finally open 🤣

[serene flare]

Everyone

[stoic bay]

[halcyon arch]

None, because they’ll need to be lvl 100 by that time

[stoic otter]

She’s mean

[halcyon arch]

Lies

[midnight sonnet]

[stoic otter]

No lies

[midnight sonnet]

[stoic otter]

Also shut it

[stoic otter]

I see you still cheating on me

[midnight sonnet]

Says the one who proposed to Sammie many times 🤣

[stoic otter]

And Peki

[halcyon arch]

Don’t forget Hanna too

[midnight sonnet]

Yes we know how that worked out 🤣

[stoic otter]

Ayo stop snitching

Mf a snitch

[halcyon arch]

[cunning dirge]

Hello id like to report a crime

[midnight sonnet]

What's the crime

[cunning dirge]

Idk I didn’t think I’d get this far

And you made me shy

Now I forgot

[midnight sonnet]

You've never been shy around me 😂

[cunning dirge]

You right

[midnight sonnet]

How you doing?

[stoic otter]

I’m done with work

Yayy

[midnight sonnet]

Congratulations 🎊

Time to enjoy the weekend

[stoic otter]

Nah I’m on call 😂

[midnight sonnet]

😒

[cunning dirge]

Im okey, how you is?

[midnight sonnet]

I'm good thanks

[stoic otter]

@cunning dirge ewww

[cunning dirge]

You don’t like chicken or tacos, don’t eww me

Creature

[stoic otter]

Shut it ho

[keen rose]

[halcyon arch]

Is this true?

[cunning dirge]

Yea man

[stoic otter]

Shut it snitch

[cunning dirge]

Bro told me in vc, “I don’t like tacos”

[halcyon arch]

Bro getting banned

[cunning dirge]

HOW

Then a few days later catch him saying he don’t like chicken

[halcyon arch]

That’s not normal

[stoic otter]

Syn ho

[cunning dirge]

Nope, nope he’s not

[stoic otter]

I’m surrounded by snitches

[cunning dirge]

You needs be stopped

[halcyon arch]

This is even worse than people liking nacho fries

[little parcel]

D4rkit is my secret pleasure buddy

[rigid tartan]

Cause yo a hoe

[stoic otter]

Bonky Ho

[stoic otter]

Ayooo

[rigid tartan]

Where’s all the drama at

[fiery sparrow]

Start beef with someone

[stoic otter]

Come on let’s fight you ho

Ima go back to 1410 and burn them hos again 😂

[rigid tartan]

Been there done that

Zeroed you 🌚

[stoic otter]

Ehh in your dreams

You weak ho

Weakest than garagemail

Or whatever his name is

😂

[rigid tartan]

Wish I still had the reports 🫠

[modern peak]

[stoic otter]

I’ll call anglia to smack you

[modern peak]

[rigid tartan]

Nah go get sigma balls so I can slap him to 💀

[stoic otter]

Anglia or nothing

[rigid tartan]

Fine but I’m bringing my own back up ✂️✂️✂️

[stoic otter]

Also sigma is making big bucks he blocked me on telegram

[rigid tartan]

Understandable

[stoic otter]

Arab ppl got oil money Indian people got coal money

[median socket]

🍴

[stoic otter]

Mericans got nothing

Well we have guns

[rigid tartan]

Well I have tea and crumpets

[stoic otter]

Wtf is crumpets

[rigid tartan]

💀

[stoic otter]

[rigid tartan]

Think pancakes with holes in

Kinda

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-crumpet-gif-12786516

[stoic otter]

Donuts

[rigid tartan]

No

[stoic otter]

Ahh different holes

[rigid tartan]

Ayooo

[stoic otter]

I’m behaving

[tired token]

Did transfers get pushed back another 90 days from the August date??

[minor herald]

Better not have!?

[rigid tartan]

Coming soon

[burnt isle]

Transfers open now for the low low price of $499.99, that's a 3500% discount.

[tired token]

That’s what they’re telling me in my AC and I’m trying to find out from somebody sensible

[halcyon arch]

[rigid tartan]

Transfers will open once 770 work out how to use the escalator they want to escalate

So coming soon

[halcyon arch]

Ah

So another year?

Perfecto

[rigid tartan]

Was there even a date given for it openings

I just saw august

Probs won’t be till this new dumb event ends

[halcyon arch]

End of august

Is what they said

[rigid tartan]

Then you will get one week till el 🤣

[halcyon arch]

But, tw is ran by little Fûckin retàrded mice, so we’ll never know

[burnt isle]

The last given date was end of August. There are a number of people speculating another delay due to lv cap or the transfer rules about a 'mystery' event but there's nothing concrete saying it changed.

[halcyon arch]

Emphasis on retarded

[smoky walrus]

Lmao

[rigid tartan]

Nothing concrete saying it was end of august

[halcyon arch]

Yep

[burnt isle]

Don't out-escalate my escalate

[tired token]

I don’t believe there was ever a specific date mentioned I just know it was supposed to be the end of August but now I see people talking in my alliance chat about a post saying some thing about another 90 days I was just trying to figure out if there was any legitimacy to that

[rigid tartan]

Rubes chats bare shit

[burnt isle]

Actually last post about it by devs said it would be

[tired token]

Copy. Thank you

[halcyon arch]

Wonder how many ppl have quit bc of this

[tired token]

A lot of big names have quit

[burnt isle]

But that was prior to this event popping up

[halcyon arch]

But it’s not bc of transfers tho

[rigid tartan]

I don’t take the mentally handicapped seriously

[burnt isle]

[halcyon arch]

They quit bc they spent too much and wanted to be reimbursed

[rigid tartan]

It’s anyone’s guess at this point

[smoky walrus]

At least we getting some new type of Valhalla units 🤷‍♂️

[halcyon arch]

Which is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of.

[tired token]

Correct. Wasn’t trying to miss represent anything

[halcyon arch]

Ain’t no one making you spend dûmbass

Ain’t tw fault that you spent your kids entire college fund

[rigid tartan]

Nah they ain’t even been reimbursed

Else they would of gone via apple / google for a refund due to poor updates

[halcyon arch]

Well, I meant ingame items

Not really reimbursed with actual currency.

[rigid tartan]

Just sick of spunking money to stay relevant

[tired token]

Ain’t no f***ing way in hell I would ever spend that type of money on a silly ass mobile game

[halcyon arch]

Oh I understand that

[burnt isle]

They chose to do it 'were gonna subjugate 770 in UD'

checks spending receipts on odinium during event

[rigid tartan]

Which I kinda get, nobody makes you spend but once you’ve already spent X amount it gets hard to stop

[halcyon arch]

They do need to lower the prices a little. But, getting mad that tw hasn’t given you free stuff isn’t on them.

[rigid tartan]

Odin was given back with a pretty decent cap

I don’t get that hate

[halcyon arch]

I love the new odin

My fav event now

[rigid tartan]

I came up on profit on Odin during ud 🤣

[halcyon arch]

And the rewards are pretty nice from it

[rigid tartan]

Love Lancaster 🤣

[burnt isle]

Now we need other unit types like Lancaster

[rigid tartan]

Been asking for that for months

[halcyon arch]

The new odin system is way better then the old one. Along with the reward system

Plus, now you don’t have to spend 1-2k gems to replace your base

(Strictly 81s)

Imo, it’s better then SVS

[rigid tartan]

Nah

I like svs

I wish they would take the new Odin style and make a week long el style battle with it tho

Fuck normal el

[halcyon arch]

Yea, but you don’t lose units in Odin

[stoic otter]

Also I’d like to add that bonk boonk booooonk is a ho

[halcyon arch]

Yea. I would like to see that.

[burnt isle]

I prefer SvS especially cuz you can opt to downgrade if needed and stay in the fight. TC still forces repairs to keep playing

[halcyon arch]

I believe that SVS needs to be revamped jus like Odin was

[stoic otter]

Bonky should change the name from BonkyG to BonkyHo

[rigid tartan]

I’d like to add that dark will be free between the hours of 1am and 5am for foot jobs behind Walmart

Payment in advance to me

[rigid tartan]

Nah I like svs as is

[stoic otter]

Not behind walmart it’s too dangerous

[burnt isle]

I wondered why the shoe shine chair was out back

Now we know

[stoic otter]

Walmart parking lot is the way to go

[halcyon arch]

Me personally, its not bad. But it is old.

[rigid tartan]

Losing units is part of the charm of svs

[stoic otter]

Mf go to sleep

[burnt isle]

[rigid tartan]

Mf get to work

https://tenor.com/view/jinny-jinnytty-jeju-clapping-with-feet-gif-21239476

[stoic otter]

Mf I’m on call

[burnt isle]

Sleep at 430 pm on a Friday? 🤣

[rigid tartan]

Sounds reasonable to me

[stoic otter]

Did I stutterrrr?

[rigid tartan]

I woke up at 9am today and went back to sleep at like 1pm till 5pm

[burnt isle]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-25437963

[rigid tartan]

Day naps are the literal best

[halcyon arch]

On Friday you are not aloud to go to sleep till 3am

[stoic otter]

You retired lazy mf

[rigid tartan]

Not retired

[stoic otter]

Just lazy mf?

😂

[rigid tartan]

Just efforts actually going to work

Like

Why would I do that

[halcyon arch]

Instead of a couch potato, he’s a bed potato

[stoic otter]

Bonky?

[halcyon arch]

Yea

[rigid tartan]

Not like I can fire myself

[stoic otter]

BonkyG?

[halcyon arch]

Yes

[stoic otter]

Adopt me

[halcyon arch]

Don’t. He shits everywhere

[stoic otter]

I’ll offer you KJ if you adopted me

[sullen edge]

🌿👀🌿

[halcyon arch]

That’s what sammie told me anyway

[stoic otter]

Wait is that hunting

[rigid tartan]

You missing a letter out my name on purpose you dense fuck

[sullen edge]

👋

[halcyon arch]

Sorry what bonkG?

[tired token]

I agree. I feel like the rewards are better and it’s just more fun overall

[halcyon arch]

Yep

[rigid tartan]

Oh great here comes the mods

[halcyon arch]

What mods

[sullen edge]

🏃‍♂️ 💨💨

[halcyon arch]

What was that

That was crazy

[valid ravine]

Why do you have to do stuff like that lol

[rigid tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-rpx_syria-gif-19044194

[halcyon arch]

Who

[valid ravine]

You

[minor herald]

Who

[halcyon arch]

I did nothing bro.

[valid ravine]

Not you

[minor herald]

Ok

[halcyon arch]

Your crazy

[minor herald]

You’re *

[halcyon arch]

I did nothing and you saw nothin.

[valid ravine]

Cough cough you're

[rigid tartan]

Sigh

[sullen edge]

Was nice chat ttyl

👋

[tired token]

Toodles

[rigid tartan]

@stoic otter

[stoic otter]

Bonkyho

What

[minor herald]

What’s a throat goat?

Can someone graphically explain?

Like in detail

I’m lost

[rigid tartan]

Maybe @halcyon arch can

[stoic otter]

@rigid tartan adopt me

Eww wtf with your name

[rigid tartan]

No homo

[minor herald]

You got socks on?

[rigid tartan]

Just want to see a mod say it

[rigid tartan]

Always

[stoic otter]

No eye contact and socks on got it

[minor herald]

Ight just checkin 🫡

[rigid tartan]

@valid ravine

[valid ravine]

Yessssss

[rigid tartan]

Say my name

👀👀

[valid ravine]

Esophageal Llama

[stoic otter]

😂

[minor herald]

Hey bacon

What’s an Esophageal Llama

[rigid tartan]

Your alright 🤣

[minor herald]

Can you explain it to me in detail? I’m confused

[valid ravine]

OK you know that thing that is inside of that thing that is covered with hair. Yeah it's almost like that, but completely different

[minor herald]

Nope

No pronouns

Try again

More detail

[rigid tartan]

It’s @distant thicket favourite thing to fill on the weekends

Best I can do

[valid ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/llama-mirada-gif-8834856

[rigid tartan]

@distant thicket cold play ??

https://tenor.com/view/justin-timberlake-snl-saturday-night-gif-26491818

Don’t show as offline you little baguette

[halcyon arch]

4* hero how many shards is it?

[serene flare]

Enough shards

[halcyon arch]

[rigid tartan]

As in 1-4

4-5

[stoic otter]

@halcyon arch hoooo

[rigid tartan]

3-4

2-4

[halcyon arch]

Sup

[stoic otter]

369 shards

[serene flare]

@halcyon arch

You're Welcome

[halcyon arch]

Thank you moon

[stoic otter]

See I was right

[serene flare]

[stoic otter]

I WAS RIGHT

[serene flare]

Dont Scream..

My head is hurting

And its 2 am

[stoic otter]

I mean what

[rigid tartan]

Rude

[stoic otter]

Hehehehe

Bonkyho is confused

[rigid tartan]

What server you on again darktit

Imma come burn you again

[halcyon arch]

1275

[stoic otter]

Plot twist I quit tw

[halcyon arch]

[stoic otter]

😂

[halcyon arch]

[stoic otter]

Shut it ho

[halcyon arch]

#DarkQuit

#DarkABigHo

[serene flare]

Its because the Messages was deleted

[stoic otter]

At least I don’t have ugly wheels

[rigid tartan]

Da biggest

[halcyon arch]

DARKKKKKKKKKKKK

[stoic otter]

[rigid tartan]

Bro whistles when he walks without moving his mouth

🌚

[stoic otter]

Javi wheels are crime against the human race

[halcyon arch]

Innit mate

I’m switching cars

I’m getting a gtr

https://tenor.com/view/getting-out-of-leaving-gotta-go-cars-fast-cars-gif-17957775

[stoic otter]

Alpha?

[halcyon arch]

Nismo

[stoic otter]

But alpha?

I mean the regular alphas are 1400+

[halcyon arch]

No

[stoic otter]

The nismo is 180+ depending on how clean it’s

[halcyon arch]

Yeah I loved it

[stoic otter]

Did you watch the tiktok I sent you

😂

[rich fable]

quick someone give me a 770 crying countdown!

[burnt isle]

[rigid tartan]

1n half days

[serene flare]

We know which server we are on xD

[halcyon arch]

Yo

[hybrid stirrup]

S3141

[halcyon arch]

What’s the hero lineup for max/kum/shin?

What’s the correct hero lineup

[distant thicket]

[halcyon arch]

Wait what

[languid mica]

Kum, shinji, max

[serene flare]

@languid mica Kum

[languid mica]

Kim

[glass ermine]

Kardashian

[serene flare]

Kum

[languid mica]

Ew.

When blue?

[languid mica]

Good hero

[glass ermine]

Indeed.

[serene flare]

I feel a little built in 😂

[glass ermine]

When me trains...been a bit busy this week will be active from tomorrow

[languid mica]

https://tenor.com/view/greys-anatomy-cristina-yang-being-a-hero-has-its-price-being-a-hero-hero-gif-25684027

[serene flare]

Very talented actor!

I love her in Grey's Anatomy

[glass ermine]

Ew.

[serene flare]

Like you?

[glass ermine]

Yea

[serene flare]

Then shht

[floral seal]

You guys are missing a good time

[undone tapir]

Lol

[stoic otter]

👀

[halcyon arch]

Nuh uh

[floral seal]

Live by the train die by the train

[halcyon arch]

(I am severely depressed)

[cunning dirge]

They building the wall 😭

[halcyon arch]

At mexicos expense

[orchid wave]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-haha-transformer-megatron-g1-gif-18658701

[grizzled reef]

Hi

[zinc minnow]

HEY pickljus

#Pickljus

[halcyon arch]

I wonder who asked

[strong sage]

Mother of all spiders

[halcyon arch]

I refuse to push play

[strong sage]

[halcyon arch]

F that spider

[spare sage]

Ultra Valhalla will open in 4 days.

[stoic otter]

Ultra dem nutzzz

[covert hearth]

Can someone dm me the link to fix tw discord?

[hallow geode]

I guess no one in here wants to fix it

We all agree what ain’t broke needs no fixing