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The only time I lie is when I say you’re smart
Feel free to hit me up. It’ll only be 160$ for the night
See, she just lied
Because I am smart.
Lol
Yea, pimp said that wasn’t cutting it
So he gave it a 100% boost
Your pimps greatly overestimating your value
I’m his best seller. Fûck you mean
That’s not me.

@distant trail 
@distant trail 
...

2681
How can I be a moderator
you don't want to be one
must have a level 80 account and priority servers are 2000+ so yeah. LoL
contact @calm stream or badtwin since they are the recruitment team. you need to fill up a form i think.
/bind_too_war
@spring cloud Hey ✌️
Dms
If Levo doesnt respond please @tired dust write his DM
I said peanuts. I was wrong. Four bananas 😂
whered the meme channel go?

Honestly I’m not sure if they know that the cost of Valhalla is 2$ per val x300 March size = 600$ a hit.
Either TopWar bosses shit money. Or they have no sense of the actual value of it.
so its gonna be gone for years 😂
Probably 😂

Come back home
Where is home? 🙈
Stealing my swag 
I did 🙈 I’ll admit to that 😅❤️

👏👏




It’s oki 


UD is over and i still didn’t understand the event
Its topwar. Meant to keep you confused, RASteve.
Wait a minute, you know my in game name? I’ve been spotted
Used to be on 1275.
Huh nice. Hopefully your new place is better then
🤷🏻♀️
Alrighty then
Nowhere
Where be the meme channel?

Removed
Wow this place sux now
Ffs Nadine 😂
It’s tw discord 
🤣🤣

Everything takes long af
My snap is dry af. 👀


Took me a hot second to remember what snap was

Don’t work on this phone so I just deleted it
Shi trash anyways
Works on the other one no problem


She already send me a snap
Send another just incase
Lol
Bro i look like shit atm 
You both probably look fine
Nah

Nah you probably do
It’s fking night here
Night owl time
Its almost 8pm here.
They have no fucking idea
Almost 3am here 
9pm is is when the sun sets here
Im done spending until this game gets back to being a strategy game

It never was
Yea yea good idea stop spending
Give us a chance to catch up
Pics or you are

Go sleep @halcyon arch
For now I’ll enjoy this instead of TW
We should get back to being together [even if we weren't even together to begin with]
Mooo
R u on a yacht or boat
I honestly agree with Nvm. A lot is also becoming so vulnerable to just one March. Droid one hit n goes to sleep for 10 mins. 40k formation only applies to 1 March.
Ayoo
Ive been doing this for awhile
Cast me aside just like that
Awww Mann. I got edged, I looked at pfp and thought he rejected me. 
I’ll give you a good edge
Well I applied
Keep spending. Top War needs your money
That’s what I did
Been waiting for awhile

Ess do silks know you starting riot here?
Ssshhhh don’t tell her, she’d be mad at me

Riot?
RIOT


RIIIIIOOOT

#FreeTheMemes


RIOTTTTTTTT


AHHHH
I used my eyes, didn’t see any message "like 2 above mine“
use mine instead

Cows literally responding to me right above 😂

You really wanted to show that you get the cows horny?

@celest dragon whuuuut moooo?
I think cow shows everyone that himself very well

@celest dragon ho
Well, he could have responded to one fron ages ago. 

Well cow's gone. 

Hide in a toilet?
🤨
I’m driving to Atlanta

don't hit a tree


Bonk bonk boooonk
This is hell disturbing gif
@halcyon arch weirdo
Bing bong
Don’t forget to pick Sammie up on your way to Atlanta
Cow
And Sammie don’t let the gentleman down. Wear smth special

wake up, time for school
Mf let me sleep 
no cause u changed ur name
Me when I see your name pop up
You smile?
Long time
I mean it’s me after all so that’s normal everybody loves me
Where did you even end up? Did you regroup with the others before you “quit”
So what
@halcyon arch
so ur weird
@halcyon arch
@halcyon arch
women
Your face is
Really? Ok

blocked
Deserved for being mean 
Pls do
Blocked
Men 
Bet
u like feet hush
Bet bet
i hate feet wtf
Still reading my messages 
dms dont lie


Tell us
Not appropriate here
Hello

What up
So they remove Memes
But still couldn’t add a Arabic language

Oh nvm nvm they did
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi, I have one question, is Topwar causing any problems? The icons of some of you have changed and I am wondering what happened. I would be very grateful if you could let me know.
@halcyon arch 
You wonder why
Smash
Where meme channel go
Next
Removed
Got fooked
Why
No idea mate

Ban @halcyon arch

@fiery sparrow he mentioned you
Ban @rough halo
Imagine
I wish I didn’t have to imagine 

I wish I’d get banned
then maybe I’d stop getting sucked back in by the nerds
Don’t ever put me in the same sentence next to tht thing
How about………….. we all ping rubes until meme channel is back


You love me stfû
Bro
Ur gonna get ban

Clash of clans is such a good game

I wanna know wtf u smoking 🧍♂️
You prob rushed
No😂
Yor ashes soon 
😂 let’s see it cause I’m trying to unrush my th14
😂😂😂
I have always been on and off lol
Lol I’m trying not to rush. I’m only at th10
I could be max th15 times like 10 now if I kept playing straight threw
My alt is a unrushed th8 lol
Coc taught me patience
😂 ngl if I was offered a max th15 account I would probs quit top war on the spot and only play clash
Tht would b the best gift u can ever give me by blocking me 🙏

U can just buy one too🧍♂️
I know
Bet, I’ll block your number too 
They are so cheap 😂
Pls
They like half the prices of tw accounts 😂
Like what 200$ for a max account?
Ong
Way less
Yeah for a rly good one
Imagine exchanging numbers
If u want to work on it urself around 130
Kinda gae
👀
Ong do it
Top 50 account on top war is like 50k on clash it’s 200$
ThankQ
😂

….
Rip Javi
Javi a ho
Rip
Lol


Lol what
RIP
The new update
Did you sell?
Yes
LOL
😂😂
Yeah 😂😂

😂 I’m using E titans atm
Titan smash🤣
It’s soooo good
I suck at it I always time fail
Lol
X
I’ll be unrushed by December if I stick with it this time
Probably sooner lol
I have 6 builders
Rushed

Weak
That’s stronger then a th13 that’s for sure
He’s in 591
Th12
Not really
You
I’m not playing
Don’t believe what he says
He’s always cappin

test
Untest
Not the real Kasho
The most famous cow in all of tw
Is tht 1035 cow?
I sell autographed shirts on my onlyfans
Nah, that guy has Down syndrome
Thts a steal
What game is that
😂 bro someone needs to get me a account for my birthday
Clash
Ahh I think I played it for 5 minutes
It would take like 3 weeks to max it
I can do it in 1 hour
All skins
Focus on your homework first
I don’t have homework 
😂 bro
Clash is crazy good atm
@halcyon arch
Tht new update Lowkey bringing it back
That’s just topwar with extra steps
Yo kashho stream so I can see what this game is about 😂
So I can get into it
@celest dragon
Yeah

Go away
@rough halo 
Korty retired? I didn’t even know he started

Those are th13 walls I think
Damn
😂 no
Sometimes , sometimes not...but I feel you may be mentioning @proper vigil
I had pizza yesterday
Bruh

That’s not korty from English chat?
IT IS
This is the weird korty
Eww sammie is here

Korty stop fooling around
When was cow in our EC

Korty was in my og EC
👀
Tell Raphael he's a ho innit
He don’t answer me anymore
Ahhh
$40
I think real life got him good
?
Ewww dark is here
Was he named kortuvor in the game as well?
Or was it shrùikan
Shut it
Nvm
You first
Done
It was D

Eez
Buy it

😂 broke
Got em
🤣🤣
High school life
Buy it for me
Tw milked you too🤣🤣
Buy it urself

What are we buying?
I wanna buy @celest dragon tho
Bru

It’s a strategy game
Bring back the old times innit
Plan ur attack

Like top war? 
Literally all u do
Plan and get destroyed
Better than tw
Tw
Is p2p
Coc is ftp
Well causally spending 6.99
Nothing to crazy
Expensive game
Anyways @halcyon arch is a ho
Ho
Mf
Mf
Ho
Kasho is a legit ho
Ya seems 150$ is the base line for a decent account
💯

Yes for decent one tht doesn’t need much work is 150/130 ish
If u want one completely finished
We lookin at 200
But if u want a ranked account now we talkin like 300/500 plus base skins etc
😂
Seen one that cost 1k
👀
Who’s dark 👀
jnikkel#9365
You can get it for 50
Imma beat you
,странная система.
Everybody quiet , can’t think
For 2k$ you might get an account with 20+ base skins

@rough halo can you kill @halcyon arch
I have 20+ bases
21 actually
ENGLISH
..,,?!!’?.?.$&@)&”

Yes ...imma anal ise him 
Analyse*

Get em

He’ll like it
SHARE YOUR FINDINGS AFTER




The report says it’s TOO WIDE
Unbind
After anal ysing?
Bind


Unbind
Bind
Unbind
For research purposes
Why bind yor account when yor soul is already binded
Bind

Unbind
Bind
Unbind

Bind
Bond age
@halcyon arch likes it to be done when he's binded
Bind age
Bindage?

Unbind
Yaal lowkey be sussy bakas
I need anime
Imma bind kasho and darktit
Or a movie

Nope me isn’t involved
Share cords
RE-ZERO

I mean link

I just saw something gay
Just type in animeheaven
Did you look in the mirror


Link pls
I DEMAND A LINK @rough halo
Download ZoroTv from playstore
And
Then
Search redo of a healer on that innit
Too much work
Sussy baka
Wait wait wait


If you seen testament of sister new devil or high school dxd, then redo of healer is much worse
No idea 😂
Lmao
Redo of healer is something very special 😂😂
Special is a word for it
That show is garbage
Worst and most twisted anime I have seen lol
Need this

☀️
Once in a while all anime series gets postponed by a week.. this week it happened.. worst week 😞
Is there a real group for 1000+ servers popstar??
Pitatooo

Darkit 
Daaaaaaaaark
Pitattoooo and Jessiessezz


Where is meme channel?
They broke that too?
First Valhalla adding Odinium to repair them, then game balance and capped reimbursements and now even meme channel?! They break everything they touch!
Or maybe it was my memes that were too good and meme channel collapsed cause it laughed too much 🤔
Or maybe @brazen thunder ‘s memes were so bad that meme channel closed itself and went on strike 🤣

@brazen thunder what will you and fleece do now that you don’t have meme channel 🤣🤣🤣
Yea you are good for sure 😁😁
Just hold till it comes back 😄😄

I better take off notifications on discord and hide my phone somewhere that week!
😂
What is terra aurorae?!
Something like EL. But smaller
Errata corrige: but “more expensive”
Wanna bet? 🤣
They made four server war instead of 8
@edgy nest sup bud
Send me your acc info I’ll take good care of it and maybe start a fire in @valid gale base by accident

They took it down cause rubes is on vacation
It will come back
@brazen thunder here’s a good meme content 😂
This game is insane. First they sell you a Bugatti (Valhalla), then they tell you that to drive the Bugatti you bought you need to pay and rent it from them (Odinium), then when they see nobody does it they implement Emergency Repair with the excuse of doing something nice for the players (your precious Bugatti’s you can’t drive unless you pay again are now safe in the garage!), changing gameplay dramatically and forcing big whales to use them. I’m still at ancient history hear (18-24 months ago). The more I go on the more the story is the same at says they don’t care about clients and longevity of the game but only about milking as much as possible as quickly as possible.
Mods please rename this discord into TopMilking Discord and this channel into general-cows.

Topmilking 😂
@stoic otter 
Or topcow
🤣
Ahhhh so we send the memes to rubes in the meantime? 😂
Spot on
Thank you good sir
😂 shhh don’t ruin my negotiation
I’m thinking about it tbh.
Im trying to get better meme submission rewards
😂 like genuinely think about it
If every whale refunds the last 6 months then just make a better game
Top war dies
And then a better game exist
I think we’d have a pretty strong community already
War N wonder 
I’ve been talking about it with some friends that run a game studio I invested in. But they don’t like pay to win. I’ve been trying to convince them to do smth in between (pay to win, but focus more on longevity than milking)
Like if you combine clash of plans with top war
I’d like to lend my expertise as a sysadmin
Ftp and p2p
My point is that forcing the whales to spend 4K/day instead of 1k/day etc etc eventually forces them to quit, which leads to less whales and more pressure to monetise them more. Much better to find a way for everyone to pay 1$ and increase the average spend slightly. Leads to a more balanced game that requires less expensive upgrades and has a significantly more balanced user base while still monetising whales
what happend in the memes, did it exploded?
It had a “fiery” incident or accident
Rubes on vacation will be back in a week
My memes too good. Rubes had heart attack cause I made her laugh too much. Channel was closed for health & safety reasons since
You won twice in 1 day
Nvm the meme whale 🐳
And once previous week
Yeah I just checked
Any fight against 770 is an easy meme war. If we win I post smth funny, if they win they post a picture of my base. Nvm always wins!!
as a ftp player I honestly have been moving back to clash of clans recently but top war is still doing good and what people don’t realize is Val’s were actually cheaper this even then ever before and it had better rewards
The compensation thing was just a after the fact thing that no one knew about till everything was spent already
Yeah I’ve been around long enough to witness all that and more
They pushed Odinium to the limit this event
2 hours of fighting
With defense being 2 full hours
Can you burn lorca for me 
Ya but did you really have to tho
@edgy nest\ you have been more famous coz for protesting about odinium
I mean 81’s or 82’s shoot maybe even 83’s aren’t as good as Val’s yes but they are still a option
I mean if you break down the prices of Val’s in the past it was like $2.60 usd per val or something buying all the raw materials
I think to some degree you can’t blame top war for the whole Odinium Val’s thing
yea, whales shoudnt participate to the event
They are not cause of ER
ER (which was introduced to “save people’s units in SVS if they get burnt”) is actually the only reason why Valhalla started being used
Downgrade in the middle of the week when there’s no ER 🫠
Hi
The ER dynamic makes sure that you can immediately repair, saving you a lot of time to get a full march ready. With ER it became impossible for super whales to win without Valhalla if one of the two is using Valhalla
I’m convinced you’re a bot
Yeah - 6.4m Odinium and 1.6bn rss sold out….
odinium there is super expensive, but no wonder coz its hard to get
I suggest creating a new game that is better than this, and for its success, we guarantee all players here the same progress in the level in the new game without paying for it
I do agree the ER system needs to be redone actually the whole repair system needs to be redone but that’s not what people have been pushing with this whole “fk TW” thing
One of my marches (300+) is basically a 700$ check to top war waiting to be cashed in
😂 that math is about right
thats why i dont participate at ud also some whale/ high spender at home
The fck tw thing is about two things:
- the reimbursement is a joke and discriminated vs those that suffered the imbalance of this event the most by putting the 1m limit
Why you play this game then 😂
Facts 😂
- the game has been pushing way too many updates and has gotten over a limit that makes players doubt its longevity. In other words stop milking
should i quit?, top war's rng fcks
Dooo it
Top war longevity came into question with the power cores update slightly then primarily with the remould update a over 100k usd update which killed off a majority of mid level spenders
I did it
Anyway - refund + new game is the best suggestion
Cause they pushed it over the limit last month
I bobbed lorca and went through his base and nvm’s base at once 
do spending strike
Yet you still play....
Don’t ask me how I did it
UD (Odinium consumption due to imbalance) and all the new remould and formations
Tbh top war business strategy was never to last
Idk if you should, you decide 😂but the only one thing why this game worth to play are wars, if you don’t play UD what are you doing in game then
Even in the old days

gathering
Jessie out here snitchin
All events used to have a max amount to buy (10 chests, etc etc) to phase it. Now it’s 10000 per titanium store item
Covid blue up the game and they saw a opportunity to keep the game afloat to keep making money
They have gone all in to monetise us
When I started I saw it as I wanna be the last player playing before servers close
I see 😂 try FarmVille or funday or whatever is popular now
Instead of thinking about the longevity of the game
no thanks, thats more fraustrating
@midnight sonnet that’s what you’ll get 😂
😂 to a degree I blame the whales for the high prices
some people say that the owner of top war dont play the game
If there wasn’t so many whales that buy everything
Anyway - need to go. Since I stopped spending in top war I have a lot super nice thing I can buy in real life
Then the demand wouldn’t be so high for more items
new whale account?
Bring it... You know where I am 😂
Adopt me 
Sameeee
Are you blonde?
Me dms 
😂
No but it’s easy fix 
Dirty blonde does that count?
Big tits?
Really?
He said adopt ☠️

That’s getting weird 😂
Dude I served it to you on a golden plate. You should have answered “easy fix”
Yes 
😂
Needs a blonde so low standards
No no that’s too much
What about the other things I’m too shy to mention 
Top 50 clash of clans account is like 200$

Most online gaming ventures don’t develop business models designed to last. Sad but it’s the truth. They know it is a one in a million chance for a game to truly be a long term homerun and have staying power. As such, their business strategy is to milk. And once they have a critical mass of players hooked, they accelerate the spending demands on the players to get as much as possible as quickly as possible before their 15 minutes of fame ends. They are all terrified of the fact that any day, a new game will come online that will pull their players away and cause the game to die. So they know full well what they are doing and won’t change.
@tiny path
Well.... I was thinking of a reduction 😂😂
I better run bedore I get muted 😂
Not from me obviously 😂
Don’t diss my moobs
No different than a drug pusher knowing better than to use his own merchandise
I wasn't
That's just gross
🤮
I know lol
@edgy nest good?
😂
totally wouldn’t trade my top war account for a max th15 account wink wink 😉
Yet this dude calls it coc @halcyon arch
The sad thing is that TW has the potential of being a long lasting game, especially given how heavily some players invest in the game. But as you said, they didnt design the business model to last and in fact are falling into the trap of pushing monetization as much as they can
Nvm
You gonna have to pay for this upgrade 😂
Did you see my game mechanic idea?
Tell us if u play it 😄
We all will follow 💯
Very true. TW has actually succeeded far more than vast majority of online games. But the devs likely didn’t anticipate this and are still following thru on their business strategy of “milk as much as possible as fast as possible before the game dies”.
100%

Long way to go then 😂
Nearly 2 years ago, I told peeps that the game was clearly shifting onto an unsustainable slippery slope when it became clear that hero rollouts were accelerating and that lvl7 exclusives were trending to become “the new lvl5”. And the introduction of war beast, new formations, remoulds, etc, just kept confirming this
Lol I started the game knowing it would die that’s the fun part
1 min trip to whaling
Out last everyone
While you guys have been fighting each other I’ve been the cockroach in the nuclear blast
I will survive

Anyways I’m f2p and no longer play
I don't think you fill his requirements 😂

Easy fix other than the machineguns
He gonna have to pay for them
Lol
It is an easy fix if you want to go down that route or you could get a sugar mommy 
Rush much?
Mommy

Yeah, I messed up bad, I just wanted the cool inferno tower in the TownHall



















