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Let me change that

sigh
There’s nothing that you can say that will start drama
I think most have just learnt to ignore you or blocked you tbh
Not “used up there a grade material” as you say
Technically, I’ve been behaving
Ask anyone..
Scroll up and see if I have been misbehaving
Only person who was misbehaving is the guy who’s only “joke” is him telling people to “fk off”
Thanks for proving my point
Would using a semi censored version of the C word be considered that
I just joined to say fk off to those who make the advertisements
My man? Woman? Person? That’s like 90% of us lol
Trying not to assume gender or offend anyone 🤷♂️
It’s topwars marketing, an advertisement that shows actual gameplay would net absolutely no one.
They get people to pump numbers on downloads but most people play for 1-7 days and quit. Or those people download play then come here to “swear” about false advertisement
Smart marketing plus the high downloads look fantastic in actual marketing. How ya think Shaq felt 🤣 they did him dirty dirty
Idk if the devs where like: hmm okay I finished college I am about to go bankrupt. Hmmmm let’s annoy people in order to get bad fame so I can be happy with my life choices and prove to myself I made it while in the opposition what I actually managed is to make people hate me anonymously and never get my name written as a famous game developer
What’s next? Top War gets a crossover with WWE
Have you checked out this meme winner? I think this would appeal to your humor
#🏅│memes-winners message
I mean, it wouldn’t be the first crossover WWE did
Starting with Laughing Joking Numbnuts making NES games

But disgusting for those who are in the team I don’t get why to even be there
gasp you summoned the people
Well fr
And the wrong one
You shout in game team learn to get the right tags
Tag you’re it
If you don't like it you can leave nobody is stopping you 🤣
I'm both so you tag me regardless 🤣
Mute them
I can leave but I choose not to because it’s fun seeing your dumb answers as you know what I’m saying is right
Let me play first
You can mute me
I just dm you, levo and rubes 🤣
But you know it’s pathetic even that
Hi Jessie
Hi Bravo, how are you?
👀
Who’re you
Good too 😊

👀
Ain’t never seen you before
U are not supposed to be here
I could ask you the same thing

He dr evil
He tagged in game 🤣
Memer
Thought it said Zaz
Memer
And now the pathetic people ignoring me 🙂
There's a drama here 
U memer ?
Still think you're called Zaz
I memer
Jessie and evil here go sleep or i wake nosta
Huh
Because we aren't pathetic 🤣
I could do a better marketing campaign than your scam ads for a lot less
@distant thicket WAKEY WAKEY
You are though! And it’s okay!
Super get to it
Memer
The ads are real
I won meme week
Don’t steal my things
All the ads are in the game. Try joining a new server and being L8
By it
👀
Fun fact they own tos say they can’t use the in game footage

GO
Robbaaaaa
Panguin!
What sound does a bat make?
WACK
Did you pass them all already?
Oh hey Zaz. Long time no speak
See, I’m behaving.. I do not agree with tweedle dee and tweedle dum
Sir
My bad

I'll go sleep now.
Would you be interesting in partaking in the viewing of a meme winner?
I'm in the meme winning server that is 913, so I'm all meme'd out
💚
Wait the catfish NFT account won a meme

Usually they jsut get downvoted like mad
A really bad one too
ROFL
When will this week’s meme winners be posted
And their profile 😊

Nighty night 💤
Goodnight darling 😘

Yes 🤣

Looks like a simp fest started
There are many I must have at least 20 emojis 🤣


Simp for toy old days


Maymi needs one

🤨
I have plenty of those
Nah of her car
Yess
Bravo
Fadi
Why ur pfp seems sus
U not looking good enough then
Cause bravo is always sus

Bravo is that a tanooki?
Its a raccoon
So yes tanooki
Bravo likes to play with raccoons cause he’s a furry
Aaaah American trash panda


See.. bravo is a furry





I found a new clina btw
Go simp silently again

And or study

@valid finch


Eh.. whatever.. I’ll be here silent
Goodnight Bob 😊
New raccoon server. 
Gnite Bob
Night Bobby

Night boberta 
Hope you find some durian good sir 

That’s a vegetable
There is a new one??
Fruit
🤦🏻♂️
So if it smells it’s a fruit
I'm not in this one
It stinks 🤣
Aaah thank you. So if it stinks it’s a fruit


I’m going to go offline.. cause this chat is 🤷🏻♂️
I don't know of vegetables that smell or can't think of any but it's late
Goodnight Fadi 😊
Ah two hours still then
It was for jef
Rotten/moldy vegetables
Yes I should have said fresh 🤣
I have plenty thanks
@stoic bay
Not Meph 🙈

What is vegemite?
That’s like a vegetable spread right?
Cabbage
But I love cabbage, especially smothered cabbage
I presume so it's not the type of thing I eat
Doesn't smell until cooked
Doesn’t cabbage get cooked by boiling?
Yes
🎶 Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover"🎶
Yes usually
Or be salad
Hard pass
You smother your cabbage? 🤣
I don’t like kraut
Now we are talking 🤣
Jessie can you ban memer
Am hungry

Chill
ROFL
You use to be cool
For what?
If you going to ban memer.. might as well ban me as well
For not liking sauerkraut
Ban him as god sacrifice
Memer mem memer meme
Take the sauerkraut and put it on sandwich with cheese and tomato and make a grilled Rueben
Lot ppl typing lot stuff
Each to their own 🤣
I’d rather solo a mason jar than eat sauerkraut
Does anyone realized this look like non-male’s chest?
@midnight sonnet 
Its bravo
Just sayyyy breasticles
What does bravo like to do
No my mind doesn't work like that
@stoic otter 
Aha

@midnight sonnet 
Breasticles , got it

You have a dirty and very naughty mind


No idea where you get that from I'm innocent 🤣
If they catch on, just say it’s Sir. Breasticlese the mighty gladiator
Yes fadi.. Bravo likes eating pp.. after sliding into dms
Is that necessary?
Man i must be missing out then
Or the pic?
No talking about Bravo like that
Yes 🤣

Shall I take a screenshot of your very own dedicated discord channel

Ermmm noo 🙈
Whats in 1112 stay in 1112
I haven’t said anything abt u so leave me alone :)

I was in 1112 but now im not
You right, it was Dmk who likes eating PP
A great loss
Ur mistake
He's in a good server now
I think I left on purpose lol
I travel servers
I travel through shopping isles
Wanna hear a joke
I hate shopping
Yes

Grapes tho
What?
What’s the difference between an apple and topwar?
That's different
Wha
Hmhmhmhmhm
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was a funny joke
The apple gets picked first
No talk about Bravo
Mmmm. Granny Smith apples
That is the dumbest joke
I'd pick a million of those
What ?????
Would have worked better if it was.. “a apple is more appealing than Top War”
I don't like shopping
Why
Because it doesn't interest me 🤣
Just stay there at that point
Break room, fr
I changed it to our resident child.. Dmk
I don’t like shopping because all my stuff is at home
I hate when you go shopping for what you need and leave with more than what you went for
What's Dmk
Not really. Gotta like snackes
Well that as well 🤣
Well My Dummy Dmk is your bestie y’all have your own thing
Do that when it comes to food shopping but I'm in the middle of nowhere so need to be prepared
Can you get me something

Lies
Go with me?
And a case of water, plssssssss
Ew u are awake
I have patient 🤣
another lie

I made it back he didnt like it coz he cant win
U still asleep?
Hahaha,
I need to smoke
always
It's just lame
I didnt smoke today
Getting enjoyable things nice tho
Eternal sleep
Selfish
take a rocket and smoke it
is the goal
Agreed
I couldn't find water 🙈
I don’t know about that one.. all I know is that I only have 2 besties (that I’m aware of)
yep
@burnt basin I would like a ps5
U dont have water?
I'll share that bottle then
Omg are you guys going to prom 💅
Always there to share
Did you just rewrite this?
Not a case of bottles for Cheeto
Sad times
Yes
Cause I’m not exactly sure how many besties I have.. I know I have more enemies

I have cases of the stuff but thanks 🤣
Some tigers water

The dream 🤣
No the beauty
I have no clue
I’m just going to go with this
Almost got it
🤷🏻♂️
Not far off I guess 🤣🤣

I will soon 😊
@midnight sonnet 


Ugh
Thanks wondered where I went wrong 🙈
Love is in the air and I hate it
Mot my dms
Mot

Not*
Mot = death in arabic
Text and drive
Mot pit
Why did you delete that Fadi 🤣
Lisp things
The faster the better
Sometimes
Always
Its habit 🤣
It wasn't even bad 🤣

Its not bad innit 
Too late for food
Food have time?
It’s salad so it doesn’t count
I'm trying to stop eating late at night 🤣
Why that
Wasn't going down that route 🙈

Its just salad


He is
@stoic otter 
Mute block kick and stab
You’d like that wouldn’t you
👀
Imma port you
A man without belly like king without crown …. It fit in arabic tho 🤣🤣
Sounds like Mr. & Mrs. Smith?
That whole actions package
He would so I won't know when he proposes to Sammie again 🤣
Make sure grab Brad’s pitt pitt next time, Mrs. Smith
It’s shit like this that makes me question if Im the only person to have a messed up head
Hi Sammie

where's @rough halo ?

@fiery sparrow 
So, I can safely say that I’m not the only person who is messed up in the head
@potent dove
Eww
Well pita Loca and dmk
@fiery sparrow clown
Shut it
Probably getting over a massive hang over. I’m like 99% sure he drank a little to hard this weekend
😂
Noob
Stop simping
For u bb

Shit it
Where’s jessie
His whole personality is simp tho
Here
Fair enough
Isn’t that ironic innit
🤔🤔
Not wrong

❤️
Brb porting him
😂😂
I’m still bubbled
You already used the word (isn't)... No need to use (innit) with it
Don’t let dark port you
Isn’t innt
👀
Oh piss off simp
Innit mate?
Or do let it happen
Yea
He’s the second person whose threatened to port me this week

And I’m still full of 82s from EL
I bet you’ll love it if I did
Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump them up
I think i remembered. LoL holy korty no more
You right
Looking crispy
You gonna let this slide @stoic otter

I try, but when I keep getting R6 passed to me it looks bad if I piss everyone off
Oh but that’s where the fun is init?
Just have to be a little more picky
Even if I used redundant words, innit ironic that the person who called out my Simping is doing the same thing
He’s weak I tried to send a march they said sorry we don’t abuse weak ppl
Wait till I switch back to CE
😂

Lemme port you 😈
Then it’s at least a competition
Wait wait wait
You can port me after Luci
Yeah I’m not touching this convo
It would be funny if it wasn’t pathetic
Much calmer in here tonight good to see
👈
Nope
I’ll leave now, technically still at work anyways
Good luck
I see you “working” mhmm
I barely even remember who I was Simping for anyway


@odd sonnet 

🤷🏻♂️


Hm
You don’t got her like I do
@halcyon arch 
@odd sonnet 
I’m going to go offline now..
Javi cares
Who tf r u?
Tell him every time
Javii ho ho ho

Javi sux
Innit ironic
Have u seen urself?
Yes but we’re talking about you rn
Roast you rq
It seems like Javii has beef with me

Yes yes
^
So I wouldn’t worry
Send me some brisket then
Small hands quick
Or ribs
Tbone
Small hands and something else that is small


Its so small that I bet Nez wouldn’t even notice it
Bru
U mad weird

Who da fooook is that dude
Shhh go away evil
Just bc she love me don’t mean u gotta hate Bru

No one luvs me 
Bc ur YOU
You can have her.. I don’t even care about her anyway
Me is out 
👀
Like if this man had a chance w her
Stop it!

Behave
Who r u

They lied to you
Who don’t like u
Yeah I know

I like ya
I like you as a potential friend, but I don’t have to go any further than that
That's the weirdest explanation I've ever heard
Basically, I want her as a friend but nothing past that
Bambi is cool 😎
If she picks Javii, I won’t get in the way
Javii javii ? Who is that?
Some random ho ho ho
No you don't. 👀
Oh u right not w you
The best person ever only
Thought so. 

@late osprey donkey!
Pffft
You donk know Joffery?
No lie was ever told here
Lies and slander and misinformation and blasphemy
No lie was told
And that’s another lie

Donkey hater you should be ashamed
Da fuk I no hate donkey
I like em
I do however hate simps like you@stoic otter
Specially who simp for clowns like Sammie
Who?
The donkey
You zip it before you go missing

I'll ask Joffery to kidnap you he runs the streets of chicago
Lmao
His words so have to be true..
Don't laugh or you might regret it later

@naive condor 👋

You high?
Donkey!
Not even been sobered since 420
Respect+
Let him finish the movie of he workin on where he's playing Lewis.. Based on the movie we decide we drink tea with him or make him od on Xanax what say?
Teaser.

Atlas
We make script here and let Brad Pitt Pitt to decide
Ours will be much better than the corporate shite you already know
That cardi b from different universe?


Speaking of Lewis, there some site reporting Ferrari gonna offer 40M contract to L.H
You believe that shiiit?
Just rumours for now...
Toto won't let Lewis go
Not gonna let him go, he holds too many top secrets
They need a wc caliber driver in one of the cars
Can't have Mick and George
Mercedes fans will burn the factory down😂
George will give decent results.. And mick will continue to pay tribute to his dad by crashing as many times as he can so that he can get a bed near him idk
Yikes 😬 I think he was under too much pressure
Well his fault for being a Schumacher...
Now keep up or get bullied
Happens with all successful people in respective industry's
hmm, then he better keep up and bring out a better game plan with his skill
Burn @glass ermine
Yea they letting him cook in garage good for him
Shut it
@tiny path now I can not post a meme which I wasn't gonna post anyways for 6hrs now
Okie
L

It's your fault
Good boy
You smell bad
You smell worse
what to do if all the troops are gone?
Rebuild it
You have good day?
@fossil berry you ever watch Made in Abyss?
Dafuq
Exactly
Literally anime of children being happy tree friended
I'm just from Kazakhstan and I don't know English well
Hmm
Dam
I'm sure a weeb has explanations for it
Okay. Back to my hidey hole.
For reference Made in Abyss is for adults with strong stomachs and no compassion for anime kids 🤣
Build quick
By tapping Barracks
I farm the military and they are not visible at all
She sleeping
Fair. You help him. I’m nub
Take a screenshot and submit as a bug report
to Discord?
Wth
So, you hate when I mention somebody a lot but yet you add me into your dumb shit without even being online.. is that correct?
Well?

Wuts a golden Oreo asstlas
Aq! 🥰
🤷🏻♂️
Idk anymore
Maybe I should just leave the server
I’m at the point where I give up


Idk what to think anymore
Isn’t that a bad idea in my case
Cause nothing good comes out of my mouth
And you probably SS a majority of what happens when I don’t think before I type


🤷🏻♂️
Ok.. I’ll stop thinking.. but I’m telling ya now it’s not going to be a fun time






I’ll SS this warning and the one reminding you of my idiotic comments






mine







@lament dove
No



🤦🏻♂️
It’s kashos

Did nobody learn anything


I got you 
Ugh
Shouldn't you be in 1508 world chat professing your feelings for Goose?
That’s short for Simp-Ly wonderful friend right?
Really? Barf.

I need time
I’m not sure what you are talking about
Also, wouldn’t you be relieved by that
Imma wait.
If anything I would simp for Jay
but im kasho..
So you’re more of a follower than a trailblazer
I don't follow anyone. 
I follow food
Not you
trailblazer 👁️
Im kasho too…
I just had to
That was about simping for Jay
You're javii
Kasho
Oh. Who simping for Jay?
Javii. Boy, I know you lol
Well, tell her
I don’t have enough time to make the list 

I meant answer atlas’s question

Strictly hypothetically #☕│off-topic message

Doesn't show me. They must be blocked.

🤦🏻♂️

Can’t help with that 👀
Not my problem. 🤣
I’m Simping for Jay


I guess she’ll never know then
🐈 💩
@mystic lynx I know you 👀
@halcyon arch ho
Sup ho
Really?!? From where?
One sec
Nonya
Nonya
I love Simping for Jay
Aww I kinda hope other plane ram that
I’m*
Probably a better chance than the other one
I AM SO MAD AT YOU
It’s true, I would simp for Jay.. or Goose

I think the wait list is kind of long for that
Maybe.. but I’m sure it’ll be easy to thin out the list
Sorry to disappoint. No onlyfans here, but I do have an onlytoes 👀
Do you included Golden oreos
I wonder if Izzy has a shorter list
MediumE @mystic lynx 👀
New content daily
Jejeje
Wrong 😑 it’s shmediumE
Where’s our daddy Gunit 🥲
Ya know what.. I’ll simp for Izzy
See. I thought so. @mystic lynx 
Average size e?
Or just ENVY 🤷♂️
Rated E for everyone
Get gunit and I’ll call you triple E
Forget Atlas.. I’ll simp for Izzy
😂
😂
I have moral 5 , combat elite. What tier within the tree does that make me?
SirSimps-A-Lot
You big whale
This dude got morale 5 and I’m barely at 11m 🥲
I need it my server are asking me to fill a form out and they say ‘what tier of the tree are you at’ and max is like tier 16😂
My lineup is tywin and diana
rip , add bob when you have 3 hero
Last time I hit DF I lost half of my march 😭
Put you just finished morale: battle Master and starting on buoyant spirit
Mine as of right now is Optimus and Gipsy
You nasty
Or put tier 15. If they want more specifics, show them a SS
There’s optimus prime?? Whoaaaa
Let me see your account you have more stuff than me
What?!? Where???
Include thr UiD
I forgot who recommended those 2 particular heroes
Idk this dude said it he might be lying to me
I might be lying or maybe my account existed during the transformers event
Thanks I put 15
Maybe the next crossover should be WWE
This takes so long to do
I mean LJN did it
You're welcome. Ngl, I had to go back and look. I'm on tier 16. 🤣
Whale
Nah man.. she Jaws
It’s not even worth buying them 20 for £20
🤷🏻♀️ to each their own.
Geez, it’s like her pfp is staring into your soul

Malificent up in here.. that’s what it reminds me of
Anyone wanna give an account with the cool stuff unlocked 👀

This dude got Optimus prime 😍
Mine is not for sale.. as it’s against the TOS
Still no
I’ll take it for a ride
Ayoo
I’ll give it back
























