Seeing them triggered on either side but have 0 context on what they do just makes them feel like they do nothing at all and made me instantly give up on wanting to find more after the first lol
Or at the very least, if you don't want to show it in game for whatever reason, unhide the secret ability symbol and add the description to the card you found it for in your collections
If anyone wants to explain cosmic horror to me feel free cuz i just assumed it was a cosmetic thing only with the pop up but discussions on discord seem to imply there's an effect going on - though i can't find what and how exactly