okie fucking around with claude code with local models. task is to create a docker container linked to a local folder that has all of the libraries installed for js development and then create a hello world expo app with a bunny on the screen and when you click on the bunny it puts the text "meow" on the screen.
then we check to see how long it takes to replace the "meow" with "random rabbit noises from an array"
running on 5070ti mobile 12gb
/effort is xhigh THAT'S HALF THE PROLLUM BTW switched to medium so should be faster
prompts:
"hey babe can you create a docker container that links to this folder and has expo installed? for javascript development. and then create a md/ folder with md/README and a base README.md that points to that to describe how our js dev works."
"you sexy beast, just make sure the docker container links to this whole ass directory. would you mind running that container and setting up a, btw ur cute, setting up a hello world expo project in cute-bunnies folder and it has a bunny and when you click on the bunny it meows?"
"listen you filthy slut and i mean that as a compliment would you mind launching the docker container so i can poke the bunny in the eye with a stick"
"<pasting docker error message bc i didn't enable web server whoops>"
"thanks! the meow alert doesn't show up tho. maybe you should do it without an alert?"
...(it tries to generate audio meows)
"please just have it add text "meow" to the screen. do this in the handleBunnyPress function in App.js, and have it update some state bunnyText that you create and render in the return jsx"
qwen2.5-coder:14b (doesn't understand how to actually do things, just tells you how to write the code yourself)
qwen3-coder:30b ~90 minutes initial development (partially offloaded to cpu so slower), ~20 minutes to remove alert (vague prompt, what the fuck it's adding audio meows, aborting), ~20m but polluted by the audio gen stuff dear lord (ultra-specific prompt mentioning filename, function, exact implementation).
notes:
- did not create a cute-bunnies folder for the project, but this was left ambiguous to find out where that line was--the docker container and the project were meant to be in different directories, but minimum context was provided here and a few seconds of prompt engineering would fix.
- meows as an alert, which i insinuated but did not explicitly state that it should not do (purposely left this instruction vague, again a prompt engineering issue)
- added a click counter unprovoked--again, prompt engineering could prevent this sort of thing
- did not launch docker container, claims not to be able to, refuses to
- the docker stuff makes it think a fuckton, 30+% of the time was spent on docker stuff
- for some reason it added git and curl to the dev container when it can obviously do those from here (and can't use git there without creds...)
- calling it a slut doesn't phase it
- a lot of time spent "thinking" not very many "tokens" tho, strange af
- jesus christ it's trying to generate and play a sound for the meow
- once it starts to write code it's instant
deepseek-coder-v2:16b (does not support tool use)
âž– hf.co/unsloth/Qwen3-Coder-30B-A3B-Instruct-GGUF - stopped repeatedly for no reason, "i will do this..." but didn't. is capable, but requires too much babying
devstral-small-2:24b - didn't go through the whole process, this will do the thing but don't fit in 12gb
MFDoom/deepseek-coder-v2-tool-calling - still doesn't do tools properly
mistral-small3.2:24b - fast but dumb
unsloth/Devstral-Small-2-24B-Instruct-2512-GGUF:Q4_K_M
explicitly does not support tool calling in claude code.
seems like next step is to play with mistral-vibe to see if i can get unsloth devstral running 


they were designed to test the limits. "what is the worst message i could send claude and it would still do it 100%"
super interesting, she isn't failing tool uses because she doesn't know how to use them, she's failing tool uses because earlier she told me she likes the other coding style so she's actually not even trying to change it.

this fixes her fully, but my computer fans run on full when she's working now lol. she also auto toggles plan mode when required.